Note: This story comes right after the still in-progess story "Operation: H.I.S.T.E.R.I.A". So in any event, it should prove that Charity is still alive so ignore any rumors you might hear.
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(Fade in to the night sky as it is snowing out. The camera pans down to the House of Mouse as seen that looks like it is closed for the holidays. In matter of fact, it is as we hear a familiar voice and laugh from offscreen)
Voice: Well, we are locked up. I hoped we done everything before closing for the holidays.
(We now see who the voice is. Disney's idol and the owner of the House of Mouse, next to one of his pals, Mickey Mouse. He is currently in winter clothing as he puts his key away and walks over to his waiting girlfriend, Minnie Mouse.)
Minnie Mouse: You gotta admit, Mickey Mouse, we finally got a time for vacation for once.
Mickey Mouse: Yep, we barely have time with the insanely going on with both the world and at the club and if we leave it in Donald and Daisy's hands, they may cause a mess.
Minnie: You better be careful because they are on vacation with us.
Another voice: I heard that!
Mickey: What did he say now?
(Over by the car that is loaded with their supplies, clothes, and stuff are Mickey's co-owner pal Donald Duck and his girlfriend Daisy Duck who are waiting for the two.)
Donald Duck: (voice untransable) I can't believe the humilation. When on Earth would you guys ever understand me?!
Daisy Duck: I understand you, Donald. Then again, only because I'm a duck.
Donald: Thanks for laying my anger. Can we go now?!
Mickey: Not yet. Where's Goofy and Pluto?
(We can hear some barking. Pluto, Mickey's belovable and loyal dog, runs up to him and licks him on the face.)
Pluto: Woof, woof!
Mickey: (laughing) Okay, okay! I can see you are eager to go to. Now where's Goofy?
(And of course, we can hear a familiar scream as something fell from the top of the House of Mouse. Fortunately since he landed on the snow, he is okay. He got up. We can now see the dumb waiter Goofy all tangled in christmas lights.)
Goofy: H'yuk. Sorry if I scared you like that, guys.
Minnie: Goofy, what were you doing on top of the roof?
Goofy: Uh, getting the lights up.
Donald: We don't need them up, you pahboota! We are going on vacation to celebrate Christmas!
Goofy: Uh, what did he say?
Donald: Grrr. If I haven't left my nephews at Uncle Scrooge's house so I can get away from them for once, I would lose my temper.
Daisy: Ha. That's funny. You always said you never get mad.
Donald: Ah, pooey.
Mickey: Donald, help Goofy get the lights off of him. Then we should be able to go on our vacation.
(While the House of Mouse gets ready to leave, we now go to the studio we know and loved-the Histeria! studio. Our pals there are getting ready to leave as well.)
Loud Kiddington: Here's hoping we will enjoy Christmas this time around.
JusSonic: Let me guess. Because you might think we are going to get attacked by villains again.
Pikachu: Pika, pika?
Loud: No, because the eggnog tastes funny.
Charity Bazaar: I agreed. That's the last time we allowed Melman to make that stuff.
(Sammy Melman appears)
Sammy Melman: Oh come on! At least I get the right move by going to celebrated our Christmas elsewhere. So get me some credit.
R6: We did and each time you messed it up.
Sammy: Oh ha ha. Anyway, this new hotel in New York is one of the best hotels ever. And I got us the hotel suite.
Tom Ruegger: Hmmm. Well, I'm bought.
Robert: Not me. Hotel suites means we have to pay for it as well.
Felicia Information: Where did you get that nonsense?
Robert: Well, sometimes hotel owners are known to swindle their customers.
Toast: Well, if that's going to happen, I am so going to get medievil on their, uh, what's is the last part again?
Lydia Karaoke: I won't say because you won't say it either!
Toast: Gah. Like bummer, dude.
Pikachu: Pikachu.
Pepper Mills: Oh come on. At least give my Toasty a chance to do it.
Pule Houser: I don't wanna see it because we will be getting in one of those fights to the death thingies and they aren't always so good.
Susanna Susquahanna: You got that right, Pule honey.
Miss Information: Well, we should y'all be lucky. We get to spend the holidays somewhere where the security is good and no villains should be able to get us, right Smarty honey?
Mr. Smartypants: Oh yes. Though it's pretty shame none of the others could join us.
Digi-Fan: Yep. Father Time and the World Oldest Woman's have to put the final touches of the new Year in Review for Robert, though if we're attacked or captured against we may have new maternal for them. Chit Chatterson is busy selling Christmas products, and the ones who were or weren't with us before are still busy as usual.
Sammy: Well, their loss. Are we ready to go?
JusSonic: We will once Mike and the robots get ready to leave.
(Sure enough, the MST3K cast and H! honorary members appeared.)
Mike Nelson: We're ready to leave though can we stop at our place first?
Cho-Cho: Okay, I'm bite. Why?
Lucky Bob: Yeah now.
Tom Servo: We invited our old pal Joel to join us to celebrate Christmas.
Crow T. Robot: Yeah, we celebrated with him last time so it's right that he joins us.
R6: Oh great. That better be the last person we're getting because we will fill up our hotel suite.
(Unknown to R6 and the Histerians, they are being watched. But not on the lot, but in another place in some sort of crystal ball. Whoever is watching them speaks up. His voice sounds familiar.)
Voice: You may need more help once I figured out how to get revenge on you.
(Someone else familiar spoke up)
Voice #2: How do you supposed on doing that, genius head? Your plan last year didn't work out so well!
Voice: Silence and shouldn't you be elsewhere?
Voice #2: Can't. I got locked out of the palace again. I think it has something to do with me breaking into the treasury room.
Voice: I don't care about that. Now how to get revenge for the times they defeated me in the past? Let's see if my crystal ball has any answers.
(The image in the crystal ball changes to a meeting room which the camera goes to. An executive spoke up.)
Executive: Okay, people. I got an announcement to make. We have recently been bought by a rich person who wants to make this hotel the best there is.
Executive #2: They all say that. But we might as well see who it is.
Executive: Okay then. You may come out, Ms. De Vil.
(The new owner of the hotel appears. It is none other than 101 Dalmatians villain and H! villain who appeared in the last Disney's Jingle Heck, Cruella De Vil)
Cruella De Vil: Thank you so much. Here are the new rules. Anyone who upsets me is fired! Do I make myself clear?!
Executive #2 (whispering to another executive): Wasn't she in an asylum for kidnapping puppies next?
Cruella: I heard that! You're fired!
Executive #2: Really? (Pause) Yay! I'm freed!
(The second executive jumps from his chair and runs from the room.)
Executive: Uh, Ms. De Vil. Christmas is almost here. You shouldn't fired him before the holidays.
Cruella: Do you wish to be gone as well?!
Executive: (trembling) No madam.
Cruella: Good. Now then, as the new owner of this place, I got plans to make this hotel the best there is.
(We now go back to the crystal ball room. The first voice sounds interesting.)
Voice: Interesting.
Voice #2: What is?
Voice: The hotel that our associate Cruella De Vil is the same one that the Histerians are going to celebrate Christmas at. Yet none of them knew Cruella is the new owner. What also interesting is Cruella doesn't know they are coming as well.
Voice #2: What's your point?
Voice: Suddenly I have come up with a new plan. Time to call in an old friend.
(We cut to a dreary and evilly place, though right now the camera is on a phone. It rings and a scary looking hands picks it up.)
Voice #3: Hello, I'm Hades, lord of the dead. How are ya doing?
(We now see who picked up the phone. It's Hades, Hercules villains and also a H! villain. The person about to speak to Hades is the first voice)
Voice: I'm doing fine, Hades. You know who I am.
Hades: Oh yeah. How should I forgot? Hello Jafar.
(Cut back to the crystal ball room as we finally see who the voices are. The evil vizer turned sorcerer turned genie Aladdin villain, the wicked Jafar. Watching nearby is his sarcastic sometimes good sometimes evil sidekick Iago.)
Jafar: Hades, how would you like to get revenge on the ones who defeated you last year?
(Cut back to Hades)
Hades: Which ones? I took on so many freaks, I put them on a list.
Jafar: (VO) You know, the Histerians.
(Hades got angry and his flames roared up)
Hades: The Histerians?! Those freaks humiliated me last year and this year didn't went well either especially since their MST3K pals brainwash you into trapping me in that lamp! It took me weeks to get out!
(Cut back to Jafar)
Jafar: Do you think I liked trapping you in there?! I wouldn't have done it if they haven't tricked me into thinking that the street rat was there!
Hades: (VO) Yeah, well now you know. I'm hanging up now.
Iago: Looks like your plan or whatever you got isn't going to start, moron.
Jafar: Silence, Iago! Don't hang up, Hades. I got a new plan to get revenge on the Histerians that will worked.
(Cut back to Hades. He isn't interested.)
Hades: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Whatcha got?
Jafar: (VO) As you remember, our plan to destroy them and their Christmas last year didn't work so well. And you know why?
Hades: Because you transported us out so you can get the credit to yourself?
Jafar: (VO) No. It's because we were outnumbered. We didn't have a chance. I realized that now. Well, I got a plan again to ruined their Christmas this year and I know the right people to help us.
Hades: Who what now?
(Cut back to Jafar)
Jafar: I figured that the only way we can destroy them now is to not only get the original villains from last Christmas, with the exception of Cruella's men and Hook's pirates, but to get out other pals to help us.
Iago: Wait, what pals?
Hades: (VO) So we should get our pals who we led to take over the House of Mouse last year to help us?
Jafar: Yes! Contact them and get them at my place. I don't care who arrived, just get who isn't busy.
Hades: (VO) Whatever plan you got may be so crazy it will work.
Jafar: Iago and I will prepared for our old pals' arrival. Until then, my plan will be secret until the meeting. Well, one individual may not come, but she will be involved.
Hades: (VO) Yeah, yeah. See ya at the meeting, Jaf babe.
(Hades hangs up, and Jafar did soon after.)
Iago: You think whatever you got cooking is going to work?
Jafar: Yes, and with Mickey and company on vacation after they close the House of Mouse for the holidays, they don't stand a chance in Heck.
(Jafar laughs evilly as we fade out)
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Next
The Disney villains (or whoever we can get) gathered to hear about Jafar's wicked plan.
(Cut to a little bit later on as the camera is in front of a building. Famous Disney movie villains begin to show up and enter the building and into a room with a big round table with chairs. Among them are: Mickey Mouse foe Pete, demon of Bald Mountain Chernabog, the tyrant ruler of Wonderland the Queen of Hearts, the one-hand pirate Captain Hook and his second in command Mr. Smee, the wicked Sleeping Beauty villain Maleficent, the tiger of the jungle Shere Khan, the sinister Professor Ratigan, the sea witch Ursula, the pride man Gaston and his henchmen Lefou, Mufasa's evil brother Scar, the gypsy hating Judge Frollo, the lord of the underworld Hades and his minions Pain anc Panic, the hunter Clayton, the emperor's former advisor Yzma and her dumb henchmen Kronk, the former police Captain Gantu, and the spider pirate Scroop. Oh, and Chernabog has to break open the roof to get in. He's big after all.)
Hades: Maleficent, babe. How good to see you again.
Maleficent: (dry) It is so not good to see you Hades. Now stay away less you want to have an early nap.
Hades: Geez. Been in one movie and you are still cranky.
Queen of Hearts: (seizing a chair) This is my seat! Anyone who said otherwise and it's off with your head!
Clayton: (sitting down) Must you say that line of yours every few seconds.
Queen of Hearts: I do not say it every few seconds! Off with your head!
Scar: At this rate, she will have all our heads waiting in line.
Shere Khan: I certainly agreed, my fellow predator.
Gaston: (sitting down) No one has a better seat than Gaston.
Lefou: Yep. You are always the one who gets the best seat in the house, Gaston.
Gaston: I know.
Professor Ratigan: Somehow, many people or creatures here disagreed with you.
Chernabog: Ha! You should talk. You couldn't even beaten a mouse detective, you sewer rat.
Ratigan: (peeved) I am not a sewer rat! How many times do I have to kill people before they get the message across?! And besides, you should talk, Mr. Not-A-Morning Person.
Captain Gantu: I know how you feel. I have to feel with the trog and that stupid little brat who keeps calling me big dummy.
Ursula: Maybe because you are. (cracks an evil laugh)
Yzma: Okay, where's the freak who calls us here?! I was in a middle of a plan to get rid of Kuzco that I have to put off!
Kronk: Say, I never noticed but how did you turned back into a human after being turned into a cat?
Mr. Smee: Wait, aren't you a good guy now?
Kronk: I what now?
Captain Hook: If I'm right, I definitely know who calls us here.
Judge Frollo: Well, that person better appeared now before I have to call on a strike on that person!
Iago: (VO) Okay, keep your shirt or whatever you have on. We're coming.
(Jafar and Iago comes into the room. Iago flies and landed on the table while Jafar sits down.)
Jafar: Good to see you again, my fellow villains. How is your year?
Pete: It was bad, see. I still was unable to steal the House of Mouse from that stupid mouse and company!
Pain: (sarcastic) Oh geez, I wondered why.
Panic: Yeah, try doing what Cruella usually does instead of doing it stupidly. Speaking of which, where is she? I thought she woulda appeared by now.
Jafar: If you shut up for a while, I will explained. Now then, as you know, last time when we gathered together, well more than what is here now, we didn't keep the House of Mouse for long.
Frollo: You should know that. We shoulda done more than watch cartoons all night. Worst Halloween I suffered through.
Shere: I wasn't there though Kaa gave me the report.
Jafar: And yet we never got a second chance to try again. With the gathering I mean. I believed it's time we proved why we are the best in the films.
Scroop: What do you have in mind?
Scar: Revenge on our foes maybe?
Jafar: Oh better. Let me explained. Do you people ever heard of the Histerians?
Yzma: Histerians?! Ha! You, Hades, Ursula, Hook, and Cruella never stopped complaining how they beaten you last year!
Kronk: Oh yeah. It was big sword there, dirty clothes there, tickled fight there, and Santa there. Uh, what else is there?
Hook: We got it, Kronk. It was pretty humiliating for me and the villains involved.
Ursula: It almost work if Jafar hasn't teleported us away.
Jafar: Well, this year I got another plan to destroy their Christmas. Last time we were outnumbered, but this time we got the number advantage.
Mr. Smee: So that is why we're all here?
Chernabog: Well, I been meaning to get revenge on those freaks since the last time I met them, so I'm in.
Queen of Hearts: So what's the plan? I wanted to know so I will introduced those fools to the guillotine.
Frollo: Well, that partly explains why that death sentence was introduced in France.
Iago: Mr. Wise Guy here got some sort of wicked plan.
Jafar: Precisely. Now then, you wondered why Cruella isn't here. Let me delightfully tell you. She as we speak is now the head of a new hotel in New York.
Scar: (bored) So?
Jafar: That is the same hotel the Histerians are going to. They didn't know she is there, and best of all, she doesn't know they are coming, so this is the first plan that we didn't ticked them with.
Gaston: No one has better plans than Gaston.
Clayton: No one has a worst brain than Gaston.
Lefou: Hey, did you just insulted him?
Clayton: No, just saying the truth.
Scroop: Well, I'm in. I heard those Histerians has trouble with...spiders.
Pete: I'm in with this destroying the H! cast! Their company Warner Bros. has been a thorn in my side and Disney's since the beginning!
Jafar: So it's safe to presumed that everyone else is in on this.
Hades: Hey, I was in on this a long time ago, Jaf babe. Those freaks humiliated oh so many times I still have the scars to prove it.
Scar: Not me, I hope. This is much better than trying to overthrow my brother Mufasa and his bratty son.
Gantu: And I need a break from catching the trog's experiment "cousins", Dr. Hamsterviel's insults, and 625's laziness. Thus I need better partners to work with.
Hook: Let's save the round the table, shall we. We are all in.
Ursula: I am up for a blast of evil.
Jafar: Good. Then let's be off to New York and get Cruella involved in the fun. Those Histerians won't know what hit them.
(Cut to the airport in New York City. It is snowing and a lot of people are walking being busy. Our beloved Histerians appeared including former MST3K human experiment and Tom Servo and Crow's creator Joel Robinson.)
Crow: Woo hoo! I loved New York! Hey, you think we can make fun of that sauce that mentioned the place???
Joel Robinson: Later, Crow, I promised. Thanks for inviting me on this trip, you guys.
JusSonic: Hey, you helped us a few times this year so we figured you deserved it.
Lucky Bob: Yes now!
Pule: Uh, shouldn't we be worry about terrorist attacks or something like that?
Susanna: Pule, this isn't 911. Besides it's Christmas time. We shouldn't worry about stuff like that.
Miss Info: So where is our hotel, Mr. Melman?
Sammy: It's on South and Main but we better get a taxi to get there.
Pikachu: Pika, pika pi, pikachu.
Tom: This isn't going to be like that deleted scene from R6's first appearance is it?
R6: If it is, hopefully we could included in this story.
Toast: Uh, what story, dude?
R6: Quiet.
Digi-Fan: Does anyone want to hail a taxi?
Loud: I will do it. TAXI!!!!!
(A bunch of taxi cabs crashed into each other, but didn't ended up a wreck thanks goodness.)
Cho-Cho: Sigh Why did you fell for him, Charity?
Charity: Sometimes I wondered about that myself.
Loud: HEY!
Charity: Hey what?
Loud: Uh, I love you?
Charity: Rrrriiigggghhht.
Loud: Charity...
Charity: Oh, all right. I love you too.
Felicia: Why don't we y'all save the love fest for when we get to the hotel?
Tom Servo: Yeah, I mean all the villains probably need a little vacation as well. Our pals wouldn't be in danger since they probably aren't more important than the more important guys.
Froggo: You got that right.
Sammy: Funny. Why do I have a feeling that you're wrong otherwise?
Robert: Hey, who knows? Maybe you and some of the less important Histerians were transported to a certain home of a certain boy who has certain fairies that he hides from his crazy babysitter and insane teacher whose the boy's fairies used to be his.
(A pause as the Histerians looked puzzled to what Robert has said.)
Tom: Robert, what are you talking about?!
Robert: Heck if I know. Let's go.
(Cut to Cruella's office at her hotel as she yells into the phone.)
Cruella: No, I do not give a darn if some of the employees want to go home for the holidays! Business comes before pleasure, you know that!! (Hangs up, then gets another call) Hello? What do you mean my business deal went through?! Get it together or it's your head!!! (hangs up annoyed) This Christmas is starting to get as bad as the last one!
Hades: (VO) Well, then let's us make it good.
(Sensing she is no longer alone, Cruella looks up and sees Jafar with Iago on his shoulder, Ursula, Hades, and Captain Hook in the room with her.)
Cruella: I shoulda known last year would catch us to me. What do you want?
Jafar: It's very simple. You want to make this Christmas better than the last one, correct? Well, we can make it happened.
Cruella: What, get my clothes ruined? Forget it!
Ursula: Tsk, tsk. What if we say that those who has ruined it including the ones we targeted last year are coming here to this hotel.
Cruella: What? Are you...
Iago: Get to the point. Geez, for once I would like someone to be smart around here!
Hook: Then let me be the smart one. Some of the Histerians including the robots who ruined your clothes last year are coming to this hotel to celebrate their new Christmas.
Cruella: Funny, I wasn't awared that they were coming.
Jafar: Precisely, so we can be able to get them without tricking them. It's a new plan that may or may not have been done yet.
Hades: And this time, we will get those freaks to my home in no time at all.
Cruella: If that so, how can we do it? They won't fall for any decorator trick this time. And we already used up every trick in the book.
Jafar: (waving his wand doing so) Not every one.
(Cruella can now see that the villains who arrived at Jafar's meeting have appeared.)
Pete: Let's get this plan started so I can get back to get rid of that mouse for good!
Maleficent: And since he and his friends are on vacation and hopefully nowhere around here, this will be easy.
Iago: Well?
Cruella: (smiling evilly) Let's say...I just been brought.
Scroop: And before the day's done, those Histerians will be so tortured that they will wish for death to take them.
Kronk: Take them where? Cleveland?
Yzma: Geez, remind me to get a new model first chance I get.
Pain: What for? Kronk is a man, not a model.
Panic: Unless....eeew!!
Hades: (hair a-blazing) Enough! Let's begin and yes, Jafar, I know you are the leader of this group, but let me do a command, all right?!
Jafar: It's fine as long as the Histerians gets what's coming to them.
(Cut to front of the hotel as the Histerians got out of the taxi.)
Sammy: Well, this is the place.
Felicia: Good, we will have one room all by ourselves, right Robert dear?
Robert: R6, may I borrowed a pillow?
R6: I know why so maybe later.
Robert: I will needed it now because I am going to faint.
Tom: Not now, please. We will cause a scene. Come on. Let's go in.
(After getting their luggage out of the trunk of the taxi, the Histerians went into the lobby of the hotel and up to the front desk. Lucky Bob presses the bell repeatedly.)
Cho-Cho: Lucky Bob, quit that.
Lucky Bob: Me wanted to ring that bell repeatedly now.
Toast: Dude, like where's the guy whose supposed to like get us our room or something?
Voice: May I help you?
(The Histerians and company can now see someone exiting from a door behind the desk and goes up to them.)
Sammy: Uh, yes. We are the Histerians and we are here for our Christmas.
Desk clerk: Let me see. (checks reservation list) Oh yes. The Histerian party. We got your room all prepared. You won't find a single problem with that room. No rats or traps or nothing.
Joel: Uh, thanks, I guess.
Desk clerk: Here's your key to your hotel suite. (hands key to JusSonic) I hope you find it...to your liking.
JusSonic: If it has cable, I won't give a rat's butt.
Pule: Shouldn't it be...
Susanna: Pule, please.
Desk clerk: I will get the bellhop to carry your luggage.
Aka: Do that right away, homey.
Desk clerk: Homey? But I ain't even in....I mean, right away.
(The desk clerk went into the back.)
Pepper: You know, that guy looks familiar to me. Has he been to any of our concentions?
Tom Servo: Maybe he was a visitor to the Satellite of Love.
Crow: Tom, that is highly annoying and highly doubtful.
Mike: You know, he kinda looks like that minion from that Beauty and the Beast film me and the robots loved to make fun of that time.
Crow: Oh yeah, it's one of the best times where we can find a way to diss the French.
Miss Info: Don't let Napoleon heard you say that or he will let you get it.
Loud: Still, what are the odds of the desk clerk and that guy Tom Servo was talking being the same guy?
Tom: Highly unlikely son.
Pikachu: Pika, pika.
(In the back, we find out that the desk clerk is actually Gaston's minion Lefou. He is talking to his boss right now.)
Gaston: What is your report, Lefou?
Lefou: They're here, Gaston. Should we begin the plan now?
Gaston: Not yet. They will be suspicious if we strike now. Get Gantu to get their luggage to their rooms right now.
Lefou: Oh yeah. That would be easy.
(Back in the lobby a few minutes later, a bellhop-and a big one at that-appears.)
Bellhop: Hello, I am the bellhop. Let me get that for you.
Digi-Fan: (hanging her luggage to the bellhop) Here's mine, and be bloody careful with that. All my important stuff is in there.
Bellhop: (mumbling) Geez, get away from orders of one crazy genius and end up getting ordered around by another.
Digi-Fan: Excuse me?
Bellhop: It's time to go to your room for your timely d...I mean stay.
(The huge bellhop took all the luggage and heads for the elevator, Histerians following.)
Smartypants: You know, I don't know why, but that guy looks familiar.
Lydia: What does he look like? A man in a stupid bellhop uniform? A shark?
Miss Info: What gave you that idea, Lydia?
Lydia: Because he smells like fish.
Charity: You know, come to think about it, he looks like that Captain Gantu guy from the new Lilo & Stitch series?
Loud: Charity, I highly doubt it. Besides, Gantu would be too easy chasing experiments, taking orders from a hamster doctor, and acting like a big dummy than to try and catch us.
(Loud chuckles. He didn't hear the bellhop's (AKA Gantu) growls of annoyance. Still as they get into the elevator, he chose to ignore it. Cut back into Cruella's office as the woman in charge speaks into the phone with her four partners (including Iago) around her.)
Cruella: So they are here and heading into their room? Good, be sure to make sure they don't get too suspicious until all is ready. Over and out. (Hangs up) They're here.
Jafar: Excellent. Are they a bit suspicious?
Cruella: Not at all. Though Scroop mentioned they got suspicious of Lefou and Gantu.
Hook: Maybe we shoulda get better positions for those two.
Hades: Hey, calm down babe. It was a rush Cruella giving her employees the "holiday off" so we can impersonated them all along for them to make them regret they were ever made.
Iago: They already regretted it when that Gene guy took them on, remember?
Jafar: Well then, soon we will make them wish they woulda died back then rather then now.
(Cut to the hotel suite as the Histerians appeared and the "bellhop" dropped off all their luggage.)
Gantu: If you tr...I mean Histerians wish for anything, call room service. Just not me!
(Gantu leaves.)
Loud: WHAT A GRUMP!
Charity: Well, I would be grumpy too if I don't get to spent holidays with the ones I loved.
Aka: Maybe the employees lived here. After all, I seen it happened in some movies.
Froggo: This isn't a movie, Aka. This is real life.
JusSonic: (to the authors) Should we tell them?
Authors: Nah!
Mike: Okay, let's unpack and quickly! There's new Christmas movie I wanted to make fun of all day!
Joel: If it's Its a Wonderful Life, then count me out. You know I hated that film.
Crow: Well, you can still make fun of it, right?
Tom Servo: It's true, it's true!
Joel: (pause) Count me in, guys!
Pepper: I wanna ordered room service!
Tom: Not too much. That would go on our bill.
Lydia: But Sammy's paying for all this, so it would go on his bill.
Tom: (Pause) Then go for it!
Sammy: sigh If anyone needs me, which I doubt, I will be in whatever room I chose.
(Sammy left as Pepper seizes the phone and calls room service.)
Voice on phone: Room service?
Pepper: Hey! I wanna a big huge cake sent to my room!
(Cut to the kitchen as we can see that the cooks are there. Well, they are actually Pete, Frollo, and Kronk disguising as cooks. Kronk is the one on the phone.)
Kronk: All right. Do you want anything else? Like potatoes or something? Try not to get me confused because, uh, I am always like that.
Pepper: (VO) Nah. Although if I wanted anything else, I will let you know.
Kronk: Okay, this will go on your bill. We will have it up there in ten, no, make that 5 minutes.
Pepper: (VO) Coolie-cool! (laughing maniacally)
(Kronk hangs up the phone)
Kronk: We got a big huge cake for the Histerians' hotel suite.
Frollo: Why am I here? I'm a judge, not a cook!
Pete: Hey, I don't liked it as much as you do, see? But we don't want those freaks to get suspicious before we finished them off so we gotta keep them from getting suspicious, see?
Frollo: Why do you always say see? Are you trying to be Al Capone or something? Because if you are...
(Yzma comes in, obviously overhearing the argument)
Yzma: Silence and get to work! We have a job to do! And Kronk, don't mess it up.
Kronk: Say Pete, I was just wondering, how come you're not spending Christmas with your family?
Pete: Cause I don't wanna turn down an opportunity to take care of some competition. Besides, my family isn't as evil as I am see. They actually like the mouse and his friends! My son is the best friend of the Goof's boy for crying out loud! Ugh it doesn't pay to get married.
Frollo: If we're done with all this mind numbing chatter, can we get to work? We have to make our guests a cake.
Pete: Good point. Now Kronk, don't forget to add the "special" ingredient.
Kronk: You mean love?
Pete:(angry) No ya idiot! The other special ingredient!
Kronk: Oh right, the stuff in the vial Yzma gave us. What is it anyway?
Frollo: I have no idea, but it will definetly add a certian "spice" to the cake.
Kronk: (confused) So, it's cinnamon?
(Frollo and Pete slap thier foreheads in frustration. Meanwhile back in Cruella's main chamber...)
Jafar: Those Histerians are soon going to pay for what they did to us last year.
Hook: Unless the 7-foot tall bellboy hasn't given us away.
Hades: Say babe, what did you do with the cats and that Underworld ruler wanna-be Chernabog?
Cruella: Well...
(Cut to outside where the large demon stands. Scar and Shere Khan are on either side of him, sitting on pedestals, as often seen outside town buildings).
Scar: This is very humiliating.
Shere Khan: True, but if it helps us get those kids, I'll go along with it.
(Somewhere on the bridge into New York City a few minutes later, the camera goes on the Disney gang's car as seen at the beginning of the story. In it, Mickey and Minnie are in the front, Donald, Daisy, and Goofy are in the back, and Pluto is in where most of the vacation stuff are in.)
Mickey: (laughing) Well, we are. New York City.
Minnie: Thank goodness we took those shortcuts. Otherwise, it would taken days to get here.
Donald: Yeah, yeah. So where are we staying at?
Daisy: Ooh. There's this new hotel that just opened. It's big and supposed to have the biggest pool in the city.
Goofy: H'yuk. Sounds like pretty silly to go swimming during Winter especially since it is so cold.
Mickey: Actually Goofy, I think the pool is inside.
Goofy: Really? Then why did we bring our winter gear with us?
Donald: (rolling his eyes) To keep warm outside.
Goofy: But we wouldn't be needing it in the pool, do we?
Donald: Oh brother.
Pluto: (barking)
(Back into the hotel suite at the same time, some of the Histerians are getting highly suspicious of their new hotel.)
Froggo: Hey, does anyone noticed that it is strange that there is no one else in this place besides us?
Aka: Yeah, you got something, Froggy. I thought there would be other guests here.
JusSonic: Well, what do you guys expect? This is the hotel's first day.
Pikachu: Pika, pika.
Toast: Still, dude, we coulda at least see anyone else other than us.
Pepper: And where's our cake? It's supposed to be here a few minutes ago!
(We can hear shrieking as Miss Info chased away three rats from her room with a broom. They got away but Miss Info is still annoyed.)
Smartypants: What's wrong, dear?
Miss Info: Those rats just chew on some of my underwear.
R6: Whoa!
Lydia: Don't think about it, Johnny.
Sammy: I will.
Felicia: And don't you think about it either!
Sammy: Crud.
Froggo: Rats in rooms on the first day isn't a good impression. The front desk will hear about this.
(Cut to those rats who ran to their hole in the wall of the suite. It is actually Professor Ratigan and the other two rats when they transformed are actually Pain and Panic.)
Pain: Ouch! That really hurt!
Ratigan: Well, my friends. Once they're gone, they will pay for hitting us, won't they?
Panic: I say they will.
(Cut to Cruella's office.)
Queen of Hearts: So when will we get to their heads?! I been waiting for it all this time I was here!
Jafar: Calm yourself, your majesty. Once some of our friends get the cake with the "special ingredient" to their room, they will wish they woulda died last year.
Queen of Hearts: Well, it better work, Jafar, or it's off with your head!
Hook: She always liked saying that, does she?
Iago: No kidding!
Queen of Hearts: Watch it, or it'll be off your feathers!
Iago: Oy!
(Cut back to the hotel suite as a disguised Kronk and a woman comes in with a cake on a rolling thing.)
Kronk: Here you go. Just as you liked it!
Crow: About time! Let me at it!
Joel: (to Kronk) Hey, I don't liked to be nosy, but don't I know you from anywhere?
Kronk: Uh, I am you in another role? Is this a trick question?
Woman: I hardly doubt it. Do not worry about paying us, it will be on the idiot's bill.
Loud: SWEET! THANKS, MELMAN!
Sammy: Grrr...
Kronk: Okay, dig in or whatever.
(The two left the room leaving the cake behind.)
Digi-Fan: Well, as much as I wanted to eat dinner, I say to bloody heck with it! LET ME AT IT!
(The Histerians, especially Lydia despite her nature, dig into the cake.)
Tom Servo: (chowing down on some cake) Sweet! This is the best cake I ever tasted!
Charity: Say, how can robots eat?
Mike: Oh, they try, they try.
Lucky Bob: (cake on his face) Yes now!
Cho-Cho: Does anyone want the top piece?
Pule: Nah, you can have it.
Cho-Cho: Sweet. Mine!
(A few minutes later, the cake is gone. The Histerians' stomaches are bigger than their eyes especially Mr. Smartypants's.)
Smartypants: BURP Boy! I may need to get new pants!
Lucky Bob: You are correct, sir!
Lydia: Please don't. Seeing you without pants is so humiliating.
Miss Info: Not to me it ain't.
Lydia: Oh yes, how could I forgot?
Pikachu: Pika, (yawning) pikachu.
Susanna: (yawning also) I don't know about you guys, but all that eating is making me tired.
Charity: Yeah me too. To bed people.
Sammy: What, are you kidding? I got so...much...to...scheduled...
(The Histerians begin to drop like flies. Instead of being dead, they fell to sleep. We can hear some snoring especially from the robots. Kronk and the woman chef came in.)
Kronk: Wow, they fell just like that.
(The woman laughs evilly as a bunch of smoke covers her and she changes. We find out she is actually Maleficent.)
Maleficent: Yes. I found another way to put people to sleep other than the spinning wheel. And my special ingredient works so well to put out even the robots.
Kronk: Should we call the bosses to take our prisoners to their cages?
(Cut to a little bit later to the POV of Loud as he is starting to wake up.)
Loud: Ugh. Where am I?
(Cut from his POV to Loud himself as he looks around.)
Loud: HEY! THIS ISN'T OUR HOTEL SUITE!
(This woke everyone else up pretty quick.)
Tom: Loud, you may be my son but if you do that again, you are so grounded.
Charity: Hey, knock off the threats, okay?
Tom: Sorry. I didn't liked being waken up as you are.
Pikachu: Pika, pika. Pikachu?
JusSonic: Hey, what's with the strange electric bars?
(Sure enough, there are a bunch of electric bars cover around and above them. The room they're in is totally dark except for the lights that is on them. Lucky Bob stupidly touch them and got shocked.)
Lucky Bob: Ouch now!
Tom Servo: Geez, I wondered where I seen this before? Oh right. In some nightmare where we get captured...again!
Smartypants: Well, this is obviously a villains' trap, so let me reach for any way to get us out of this one.
Jafar: (VO) Don't bother. Especially since you don't have any.
(Jafar, Ursula, Cruella, Hook, Hades, and Iago appeared.)
Histerians: Jafar!
Jafar: At last we meet again.
Joel: So at last I met the villains who gave you guys so much grief last Christmas. The problem is I am trapped with you guys, this time.
Hades: You got that right, babe. And since you saw what nearly happened to Lucky here, not the dog, just the dull old boy, I suggested you don't touch the bars okay babe?
Cho-Cho: Lucky Bob is not dumb, he just, well, come on, guys. Help me out here!
Pule: Sorry. He got you there.
Robert: So once again we been tricked. How totally unoriginal.
Cruella: Correction. You weren't tricked.
Lydia: You're kidding right?
Ursula: Wrong, annoying censor. Cruella, if you didn't know, was the new owner of this fine hotel. She didn't know you were coming and the same time you didn't noticed she was the owner here.
Iago: So in this cage, you went totally off guarded without being tricked, losers!
Sammy: Okay, okay. So we weren't tricked. But at least we can kicked your butts again since once again, you are all outnumbered!
Hook: One, you can't go anywhere since you can't get outta the cage and didn't you fools hear Jafar earlier?! You don't have any tools or weapons whatsoever that can help you.
Smartypants: (finished seaching his pants) He's right. All my tools and such are gone.
Jafar: As of everyone's lockpicks and such that can help them whatsoever.
Pepper: One of you touch me?! Eeew! You are so disgusting.
Jafar: Oh, go to Hades. Oops, that will be when you're dead, isn't it?
Hades: You can used that joke, Jafar.
Jafar: And second, who said we were outnumbered?
Loud: Wait, what do you mean?
Charity: Oh no. Please tell me you didn't get any outside help!
Ursula: Outside? On the contray, we didn't.
Charity: Well, that's a relief.
Ursula: We got inside help.
Charity: Yikes.
Smee: (VO) Uh, can we come out now?
Hook: Oh right. Turn on the lights, Scroop!
Histerians: Scroop?!
(A click is heard and the rest of the lights in the room came in. The Histerians can now see that the rest of Jafar's allies are with them.)
Scar: Knock, knock.
Shere Khan: Room service.
Cruella: Okay, that joke used to be funny in that Atlantis film, but we didn't bring any villains from that film so knock it off.
Crow: Holy cow! It's the other villains from the other Disney films!
Mike: Yeah, I can see Pete, Chernabog and Smee is back, Gaston and his pal Lefou...
Pepper: HA HA HO! I was right! Now I know where I see that guy before! He is partner with Gaston! Gaston is so dreamy!
Gaston: Thanks but I preferred Belle than old annoying fan!
Toast: Well, so much for your dream, Pep.
Pepper: Hey, I still have you, don't I?
Frollo: Let's get on with it, Jafar. As one of the higher authorities of France, I declared you guilty of any crimes you committed since Gene's 1st coming.
Robert: Oh please. That is so old. And you ain't no judge. Just a guy who took that hunchback in.
Frollo: Do not mentioned that monster in my presence! I shoulda killed him a long time ago but the guy at the church told me I couldn't.
Pain: Actually, that movie did took place a long time ago, doesn't it?
Panic: I don't know. I preferred to stay in the Greek gods time most of the time.
Loud: So what's your plan this time, Jafar? Putting us in the House of Horrors again?
Hook: That was fun, wasn't it?
Ursula: Actually, it wasn't.
Jafar: No. We are going to tortured you. Then, kill you all!
Pete: Yeah, I am going to spike the girls see? Then bring a photo of your remains to my family. Maybe then they will stopped liking the mouse and his pals allot!
R6: Providing you don't get scared by your wife, you mean.
Ratigan: Ha ha ha! You scared by your wife?!
Pete: Hey, you stopped standing up to her! It's a good thing I have better things to do like trying to kick Mickey out of his house!
Aka: Hey, does Ratigan's voice reminds us of Vincent Price?
Froggo: If you mean the one we met in the afterlife, I am both agreeable and scared.
Queen of Hearts: Let's begin the torture. Off...
Cho-Cho: (bored) With our heads. Yeah, yeah. We get it by now.
Queen of Hearts: Hey! How dare you finished my sentences?! Off with her head!
Maleficent: Let's figured out how to tortured them.
Chernabog: Shouldn't we do it now? The mistake many villains make it leaving them alive before and it always turned out to be a big mistake.
Jafar: I see your point, Chernabog, but not to worry. Their other pals know they are on vacation and no one besides them knows they are here. Plus, Clayton is on guard outside so this time, no one can stop us.
Tom: I was wondering why there are so many of us guys.
Scroop: (glaring evilly at Charity) Let me tortured the girl. At least this will reminded her of Gene's spiders all over again.
Charity: (gulps frightened)
Sammy: Why not a panda? Why, why???
(Cut to outside as Mickey's car parked right in the parking lot. Mickey and his pals got out.)
Goofy: H'yuk! We're here guys!
Donald: Great. I hope we get better service at this place.
Goofy: Uh, say that again slower?
Donald: (mumbles angrily in words we can't understand)
Mickey: Well, I do hope we could get rooms here. Our Christmas is going to be a merry one!
(Pluto starts barking and trying to get Mickey's attention.)
Daisy: What is it, boy? Did you see a cat?
(Pluto shook his head and points with his nose at the hotel)
Goofy: Uh, you got a cold?
Minnie: No, look!
(The Disney gang now sees Clayton guarding the entrance to the hotel.)
Donald: Hey, what's Clayton doing here?!
Goofy: Uh, maybe the hotel hired him to be security?
Mickey: I doubted it. His movie was on for sometime now and it will be hard for him to get a job anywhere. This is suspicious.
Minnie: Not to mentioned wrong. No one needs a guard for the front doors.
Daisy: Hey, does anyone remembered when the H! cast got captured by those Powerpuff Girls villains? And they have Fuzzy Lumpkins guard the entrance to the studio? (the others look at her. She shrugs.) Well, it's just a thought.)
Mickey: Gosh. We better get in there and find out what's wrong!
Donald: You mean we may be meeting up with those H! stars again? (Mickey nodded. Donald sighs) Oh boy, here we go again.
(Mickey and his friends approach the hotel. Clayton quickly spots them).
Clayton: Why Mr. Mouse, what a pleasant surprise.
Mickey: Don't try to fool me with your fake sincerity, we can tell something's going on here.
Donald: Yeah, how come you're working here?
Clayton: (confused) What?
Daisy: He wants to know how come you, a Disney villain, are working at this place.
Clayton: Okay, the truth is, I'm looking for a little work during the holidays. I heard this hotel needed someone muscular for a guard, so I volunteered.
Goofy: Sounds believeable to me.
Mickey: Well no offense Goofy, but I don't believe him. I want to check out this hotel to make sure you didn't sabotage it.
Clayton: Suit yourself
(He allows Mickey and friends to enter the hotel, and is almost bitten by Pluto before the dog is dragged inside. After the Disney gang are inside, Clayton pulls out a walkie-talkie).
Clayton: Jafar, come in, we've got an emergency.
(Down with the captives, a walkie-talkie on Jafar's robe begins beeping).
Jafar: Excuse me, I have to take this. (Activates walkie) What is it? What! What do you mean they've showed up! Do nothing, I'll take care of it (hangs up the radio).
Hades: What now?
Jafar: That was Clayton, he reported that Mickey Mouse and his friends have just shown up.
Pete: (surprised) The mouse is here? Oh, looks like I'll be getting a Christmas present this year after all see.
Cruella: What do we do?
Jafar: For now, nothing. We'll treat them as regular guests until they lower thier guard. You, LeFou, get back upstairs and serve as desk clerk.
LeFou: Yes sir (runs away).
(Jafar then turns to the captured Histerians).
Jafar: It seems that you'll soon have some friends joining you. Then we can eliminate you and that pain-in- the-butt mouse for good.
Goofy: The hotel? You think they will let us into the basement?
(Ignoring that, Mickey and company went up to the front desk. LeFou appeared, once again dressed as a desk clerk.)
LeFou: Good morning, sir. Welcome to...
Daisy: Wait a minute. Lefou? What are you doing here?
Lefou: (nervously) Uh, I'm not Lefou.
Minnie: Yes you are. I recognized your shape and figure anywhere.
Lefou: I told you I'm...
Mickey: Lefou...
Lefou: Oh right, fine. The hotel hired me to work during the holidays.
Donald: First Clayton, now this. Something's up.
Lefou: (confused) What???
(Donald grumbles angrily.)
Mickey: Anyway, did you got any guests here?
Lefou: Uh, none that I can think up.
(Pluto sniffs the ground and begins to bark.)
Goofy: Uh, what's up, Pluto?
(Pluto gestures Mickey and company to followed him.)
Lefou: Hey, uh, no dogs allowed in the hotel.
Goofy: Hey, what am I? Chow liver?
Lefou: You could be a mutant freak.
Goofy: Really??? Hey Mic, how come I didn't know that?
Mickey: Never mind that, Goofy. Pluto wants us to followed them.
(Mickey and company follows Pluto-right in the direction to where the Histerians are being held at. Lefou spoke into his walkie talkie.)
Lefou: Bad news. They're coming. Code Blue!
(Cut back to the room where the Histerians are being held in their cage)
Crow: So uh, does anyone knows any songs to make our deaths easy?
Joel: Don't say that, Crow. We'll get outta here, knock those villains to the curve, and have ourselves a Merry little Christmas.
Robert: You mean if we get lived. Those villains outnumbered 24 to whatever number we have.
Lucky Bob: Drawning blank now.
Felicia: If I was out there, they will meet my legs so fast.
R6: Please, I wanna still be attacted to Lydia!
Lydia: Melissa, be control your sister.
Miss Info: (bored) Felicia, behave.
Tom: No comment, huh? Oh, how I wish someone helps us out of this situation.
Goofy: (VO) Gosh. Too bad Genie isn't here because then their wish woulda come true.
(Mickey and company appeared into the room.)
JusSonic: In either case, we got our wish because Mickey and our pals from during Stark's H! Haters League rule are here!
Minnie: So Mickey was right. Something was wrong here!
Donald: Yeah. This would give me extra reason to lose my mind.
Tom Servo: (mumbling) Providing he ever has it.
Donald: (hearing that) Hey!
Daisy: Don't worry. We will get you outta there in no time.
Toast: Dude, you better not. These bars are like so electric, even we can't get out.
Pikachu: Pika, pikachu.
Sammy: Hold on. Call me stupid for being just a plain old WB executive, but wouldn't we be in trouble for getting help from our competition?
Smartypants: Melman, for once in your life, take a chance willya?!
Sammy: Shutting up.
Mickey: It seems that there is another plot to ruined our friends' Christmas. Now where have we seen this before?
Jafar: (VO) You mean, you forgotten already?
Digi-Fan: (bored) Oh no. The evil is here. Blah, blah, blah. Come on out Jafar.
(Jafar and Iago appeared.)
Jafar: (angrily) Ruined my entrance, will you?!
Mickey: Jafar!!! So you try to ruined their Christmas again even though we placed you on probation.
Iago: Oh sure, you can placed him on probation, but you can't keep him from causing trouble, mouse!
Jafar: Well met, Iago.
Minnie: You are going to be in so much trouble once this is over, Jafar!
Mickey: We're going to set things right and this time I brought more than our boys.
Daisy: He meant us girls.
Jafar: (bored) (clearing his throat)
Goofy: (nervously) Uh, Mickey? Remember the last time you said something like that?
(Sure enough, Hades and Cruella appeared behind Jafar. They were soon followed by the huge Chernabog, who smiles evilly as he cracks his knuckles.)
Mickey: Don't no one say a word.
(Outside, we see Mickey and company getting thrown out of the hotel by Chernabog's punches (and boy, he really punches hard). Cut back to the captives as the other villains appeared and laughed evilly)
Jafar: Nice try, Mickey. But you, your girlfriend, that dumb waiter, your little dog, and that "scary" duck and his girlfriend will have to try better.
Kronk: Hey, why can't we exposed them now? At least they will be out of our hair.
Pete: I agreed with Kronk. We woulda got rid of them at this point!
Hook: Do not worry, Pete. They will try again and they will find that they will just be headed to Hades's underworld home.
Hades: Looks like I will be getting more than the Histerians this year.
Loud: YOU MONSTERS!
Maleficent: Oh stop. You're going to make us blush.
(Outside, the Disney gang gotten back up, dust themselves off, and think about what to do.)
Goofy: Now what? They're together again and they outnumbered us.
Mickey: At times like this, I wish I haven't left my hat back at the House of Mouse.
Minnie: Step aside, boys. I will show those villains a thing or two.
Daisy: Uh, Minnie? Remember the last time you try that? You didn't scared them then, what chance you can scared them now?
Minnie: Ooh, you gotta point.
(Pluto barks in agreement.)
Donald: We gotta try something. I doubt they will let us in through the front way.
Mickey: (Pause and nodded) Not the front way, but in the back...
Goofy: Gosh, you're saying we gotta sneaked in?
Mickey: Well, they can't have all the doors blocked? Do they?
Minnie: Whatever plan you got, Mickey Mouse, we gotta do it, and quick. Christmas is almost here and I doubt the Histerians will want it ruined by the villains.
(Speaking of said, back in the room, Loud's hand is being used to hit himself in the face by Ursula's tentacles who laughs evilly as she, well, you know!)
Ursula: (teasing) Why are you hitting yourself? Are you mad at yourself?
Loud: WILL-OOF-YOU-OUCH-STOP IT!
(Ursula grins evilly and lets go of Loud's hand. Loud groans as he felt his own punches through his face.)
Yzma: Okay, Ursula. You have your fun. Now it's my turn.
Scroop: I'm afraid not. It's my turn. I been waiting a long time to get the one who humiliated my fellow yet robotic species.
(He glares evilly at Charity who gulps.)
Jafar: You will all have your turn. Of course, Scar and Shere will be late as they are patroling the halls to make sure no one will try to stop us now.
Cruella: Why bothered, Jafar? We know who will be coming, but they won't stand a lick a chance against our two guard cats.
Mike: That's guard dogs. Heh, the whole guard cat thing is coming from someone who keeps getting bitted by dogs.
Cruella: When it's my time, my foot, your butt.
Joel: (shrug) Well, better luck next time, Mike.
JusSonic: If we get a next time.
Pikachu: Pika, pika, pika pi.
(Around the back of the hotel, Mickey and company found the back door. Donald tries to opened it but it won't opened.)
Donald: Ah patooie! It's locked! Those villains think of everything!
Goofy: Hey guys! Let me have a shot at it. Stand back!
(The others got out of the way as Goofy begins to make a running charge. He charges towards the door to try to knock it down. It didn't work as after that, he goes flying back crashing into stuff, doing his famous yell. Soon all is quiet again.)
Daisy: Goofy, are you okay?
(Goofy comes in, with a bunch of trash on him.)
Goofy: Gosh, that woulda worked before.
(Minnie goes up to the door and tries to open it. This time, it works.)
Minnie: It's unlocked.
Donald: Hey, how come it works for you and not for me?!
Minnie: You have it turned the wrong way.
Donald: Ah nuts.
Mickey: Come on, guys. Let's go in. But be quiet especially from you, Pluto.
(Pluto nodded as he followed his master and his friends into the back door of the hotel. Elsewhere, we see two familiar big cats speaking.)
Scar: And I woulda lived at the end of my first movie if I wouldn't have made the hyenas think I betrayed them.
Shere Khan: Well basically you're better off. I don't need henchmen to get what I want. When I want something, like that man cub, I stalked, not used trick.
Scar: If I recall, you didn't have any luck, from getting your tail on fire to being forced to be audience to that annoying new comer vulture.
Shere Khan: You liked to teased me about that, do you?! Make me glad I don't have any relatives, at least not that I know of. (suddenly he begins to sniff the air.)
Scar: What are you sniffing? There's no one in the Kitchen.
(Shere smiles evilly)
Shere: They're inside. It's party time.
Scar: Hey, that line was from that other Disney movie about that pathetic cat hero!
(Back to Mickey and company. They are tiptoeing as to not let the villains know they are inside.)
Goofy: Gosh, why are we tiptoeing around again?
Daisy: We don't want the villains know we gotten back in.
Mickey: Now we got to get back to where they're holding our pals, set the Histerians free, and defeat Jafar and whatever plans he may has.
(Soon their search led to to inside the kitchen of the hotel. They looked it over.)
Minnie: Does anyone think we may have gone the wrong way?
Donald: Like I can smell breathing behind me?
Shere Khan: (VO) You think this is a problem?
(The heroes turned and screamed. Shere Khan and Scar has now entered the kitchen. The Disney gang back away.)
Shere Khan: You seem surprised to see me.
Scar: (annoyed) Ahem...
Shere Khan: Sorry, I mean us. Sometimes when I say that line I forgot whose else is around.
Mickey: Shere, when are you going to learn that you just can't win? We will just beat you guys and continue on our way.
Scar: Really? Well then. Answer me this. Would your friends ever forget their pain?
Minnie: Mickey, what is he on about?
Scar: Well, Donald is annoyed you can't understand him, Minnie often get kidnapped leading you to save him, and I don't have to explain the rest. What do you think they have to say?
Daisy: Uh, I will say that that is one lame parody of one of your lines from "The Lion King" I had ever heard.
Scar: (shocked) What?! I thought...
Shere Khan: Never mind! Strike now before they pulled something!
(The two vicious predators jumped but the heroes got out of the way. Pluto growled and barked at the two felines. Scar turned and growled as Pluto making the dog gulped. Pluto ran with Scar chasing him. Shere tries to claw Donald who ducks. He finds himself back in a corner by the tiger.)
Shere Khan: Well, I supposed I can start my Christmas with roast duck, wouldn't you say? Oh wait. You can't since no one can understand a word you're saying.
(Donald quacks angrily. Meanwhile Goofy dodges being attacked by Scar and tries to get away from the treacherous lion by all means possible. But since he didn't bothered to look, he tripped on some pans left on the floor and fell behind an oven behind Shere. Luckily, Shere was too busy mocking Donald to noticed what happened. As Goofy got back up, he accidentally flips up a lever for the burners turning them on. And wouldn't you know it, Shere's tail is right on them. It started to catch on fire which Donald noticed.)
Donald: Uh, Shere? Your tail is on fire.
Shere Khan: Oh, I'm sorry. Will you speak louder? I can't understand you.
Donald: (loud) I said your tail is on fire!
Shere Khan: Say what?
Scar: (VO) Shere! Your tail is on fire!!!
(Shere turns and notices that tail is indeed on fire. He yells loudly and runs away.)
Shere Khan: Stupid duck!! Why didn't he say anything?!
Donald: (loudly) I did!!!
(Cut to Scar disgusted as he sees Shere running out of the Kitchen with his tail still on fire.)
Scar: Idiot. At least I wasn't afraid of fire. Now, time to feast on some mice I didn't get in my movie thanks to that idiotic bird.
Minnie: (VO) So you want to eat, do you? Well, here's room service!
(Scar turns and sees a cart heading his way pretty fast. He didn't have time to get out of the way as the cart hits him and pushes him away. It pushes him out of the kitchen and out of sight. We can hear some crashes on offscreen. The gang got their barings back.)
Goofy: Gosh. At least I won't be the only goofy one here anymore.
Donald: So far, heroes 1, villains zip!
Goofy: Huh?
Mickey: There's more to come, so keep on your guard!
Minnie: Right!
(The Disney gang left the Kitchen. Back in the room where the Histerians are still kept prisoner, Clayton is playing keep away with Tom Servo's head.)
Clayton: Ha ha! Where's your head, stupid one?! Oh, I had it!
Tom: Give that head back to the other Tom! Can't you see he can't do nothing without it?!
(We can see that Tom Servo's body, head still missing, tries to get around, but keeps ending up bumping into the electric bars.)
Ratigan: Heh. I haven't have this much fun since I almost killed the mouse queen of England.
Hades: I know. You told us about it, okay?
Pain: Hey, does anyone knows where Scar and Shere is?
Panic: Yeah. I haven't seen them since they left to do their watch and they haven't came back yet.
(Suddenly Scar and Shere came in. Shere's tail is doused out but Shere is still in allot of pain and Scar looks bruised. The villains are shocked while the heroes looked gleeful.)
Cruella: What happened to you two?!
Scar: Mickey and friends took us down! They are now in the hotel!
Loud: Well, Jafar. Looks like your next Christmas caper won't work either.
Joel: So I guess it's back to prison and/or humiliation for you.
Jafar: (angrily) Fool! I have yet to fight! (to villains) Some of you, find and destroy Mickey and company!
Clayton: (loading his gun) I'll do it. It's been sometime since I have a good hunt.
Gaston: That sounds like a good idea. Wait for me.
Lefou: Same here, Gaston!
Ratigan: I will go to treat that annoying type of my species a lesson! (laughing evilly)
Robert: Get real, Vincent Price.
Digi-Fan: You might not want to mentioned that. I mean sure Vincent Price once voiced Ratigan, but still...
(Hook then holds a sword at her neck, preventing her from speaking further.)
Hook: Silence, landlubber!
Smee: I got the plank all ready if you want her to walk it.
Hook: What's the use is a plank anyway if there's no water to lead the fools to?!
Charity: Well, you can lead us to water but it's going to be difficult to get us in those flippers.
Sammy: Once again, another moment from our actual show.
Ursula: Do you want a "hit me with your own punch" too?!
Jafar: Calm down, Ursula. Now Clayton, Gaston, Lefou, and Ratigan. Destroy Mickey and his friends, and do not come back until you have a report! Got it?!
Clayton/Gaston/Lefou/Ratigan: Yes sir!
Iago: What makes you think they will succeeded when Scar and Shere Khan couldn't especially since they are pathetic felines!
Shere Khan: (hissing angrily) Watch it or roasted parrot will be on my menu.
Iago: Geez, mister grouchy.
Chernabog: Mickey and company will fall. It will be a matter of time.
(Cut back to our gang as they just entered another room of the hotel.)
Donald: Mickey, can you please let one of us lead?! You're going to get us lost!
Daisy: Mickey hasn't let us down before and no way he's going to now, right?
Mickey: Uh, right.
(Before they can go further, a bullet went by them missing them.)
Goofy: Gosh. Are people hunting mice around here?
Clayton: (VO) No. (The Disney gang now sees that Clayton, Gaston and Lefou have arrived, guns pointing at them.) It's Disney hunt, and it's too bad none of you wore orange!
Minnie: Run!
(The Disney gang run but Clayton throws a net, trapping the girls.)
Gaston: No one shoots better than Gaston!
Clayton: Then how about you shut up like Gaston and let me concentrate on my job?!
Lefou: Yeah, let's get them boss!
(Cut to the only ones still not captured)
Donald: Great! We are totally in trouble here!
(Pluto barks as he sees something in front of them. It's a huge robot piloted by Professor Ratigan.)
Ratigan: (laughing madly) Not so fast, foolish club people! We got you surrounded!
(Gaston, Clayon, and Lefou catches us to them.)
Gaston: Good job blocking them, Ratigan. Now it's time we have the good guys' heads on our mantle pieces.
Mickey: You know, this isn't going to improve my mood better at the House of Mouse.
Lefou: So what?! Once Pete gets the place, we can changed it back into the House of Villains that we were unable to keep for more than 3 minutes!
Donald: Again with that?! That plot gets older that my uncle Scrooge!
Ratigan: Shut up and die, fools!
(Ratigan begins charging up a laser. Mickey got an idea.)
Mickey: Duck!
Donald: What?!
Goofy: Yeah, what do you want Donald to do?
Mickey: Let's just get down and quick!
(Mickey pushes his pals down just as Ratigan fires his laser at them. He misses and hits the other three Disney villains in the progress. Once explosion later and Gaston, Lefou, and Clayton are covered in ash, their guns have exploded.)
Lefou: (coughing) Nice going, idiot.
(The three Disney villains fainted.)
Ratigan: You fools! You shoulda gotten out of the way, but no! Just plain stubborn! Hey!
(Ratigan said the last part because Pluto is trying to bite the robot's leg right off. Nothing's working so far.)
Ratigan: You think that just because I'm a rat that that old trick would work just like Scrappy did to Evil Martin's evil robot?! Ha! Soon your owner will said "doggone" before his timely death!
(Ratigan begins to swipes at Pluto with his robot fist but the dog got out of the way. Pluto keeps moving to avoid being hitted by the professor's metal fists.)
Ratigan: Hold still, you pathetic creature that chases after felines.
(Pluto jumps on Ratigan's robot's back and got out of the way just before Ratigan can hit him. Instead, Ratigan hits the robot's back pretty hard and we can hear some noises Ratigan didn't want to hear.)
Ratigan: Curses! Why can't I learned?!
(Pluto run away just as Ratigan's robot exploded. After that, Ratigan gets up from the remains of the robot and coughs. By this time, Mickey and company gotten Minnie and Daisy out of the net.)
Daisy: (to Ratigan) That is what you get for trying to kill us, you sewer rat.
Ratigan: Don't call me, cough, a sewer rat.
(Ratigan fainted)
Minnie: Well, it looks like we surrounded the next encountered. Mickey, maybe you better let me lead as to avoid any more encounters.
Donald: I coulda told you that!
Mickey: Good idea, Minnie. Lead the way.
(Cut back to the room, well, you know!)
Pete: What's with the explosion see?!
Frollo: Great. Either our pals done their job or they failed.
Jafar: Then in that case, we best not to lose any more help. We will have the Final Confrontation(TM) right here and now!
Robert: (sarcastic) Geez, why am I'm not surprised?
Gantu: You shut your mouth, trog!
Pikachu: Pika, pikachu!
Loud: You might as well forget winning because we'll beat you!
Hades: (mocking) Oh no. The boy is right. Oh don't hurt us. (laughing) Actually you can hurt us if you want, but it won't do you no good, loud brat!
Pain: Yeah! The great lord of the underworld will sent ya to his place!
Toast: (confused) Dude, I thought it was Hades.
Hades: Geez, it was about time someone mentioned something like that. Why they kept mentioning my name in those stories I will never know.
Aka: Maybe because they didn't wanted to say that other place's name in vain, did you think about that?!
Froggo: You tell them, sweetie!
Cruella: You better hold your tongue. You are in no position to show out your bad manners!
Tom Servo: Manners she said! Ha! This is coming from villains who shows same offense themselves!
Smee: Oh sorry. I guess we have been rude.
Hook: Smee, we are villains. We are supposed to be rude!
Queen of Hearts: And now if we're done chatting, I say off with Mickey and his pals' heads!
Mike: (mocking) Hello annoying catch phrase police? I liked to report a crime in progress.
Goofy: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Donald: No! Now stop that! We ain't in the car! We are in the hotel!
Goofy: I know. I thought I should ask.
Daisy: Hey, I know where we are!
Donald: Yeah, lost!
Daisy: No, we're back in the lobby.
(Indeed, we now see our Disney gang back in the lobby.)
Goofy: Wow! That was fast! Let's give us a hand!
Mickey: Not now, Goofy. By now, Jafar and his gang are probably looking around the hotel for us. This is our chance to save our H! pals.
(Pluto barks. The Disney gang heads back to where they found the Histerians before. The Histerians are still the way as they are before: trapped behind electric bars.)
Mickey: We're back! Now how to get you guys outta there?
Charity: Mickey, don't! It's a trap!
Daisy: Oh, how can that be? There's no one here. Jafar or any of his pals ain't that smart to stay guard.
Yzma: (VO) Who are you calling stupid?!
(The Disney gang, especially the ones our heroes encountered before, appeared.)
Minnie: (to Daisy) Daisy, didn't anyone tell you to keep your beak shut?!
Daisy: No, no one bothered.
Jafar: Welcome back, Mickey, for the last time.
Shere Khan: Indeed. No one sets my tail on fire and gets away with it.
Hades: Well except me, but hey. When can tiger boy ever hurt me?
Donald: Give up, Jafar. We beaten you many times before, and we can do it again!
Iago: What did he say?!
Jafar: I heard him loud and clear. And this time, we got the number advantage.
Pete: Yes see! Now it's time what I shoulda done a long time ago! (pulls out mallet) Squash the mouse!!!
(Pete charged at the Disney gang but by this time they are in front of the electric cage. They move, and Mickey put his foot out. Pete tripped over it and landed on the bars. It ended up shocking him.)
Tom: Everyone moved away!
(The heroes did so as Pete along with the bars exploded. Once the smoke clears, the bar are gone and Pete looks like what every cartoon: a smoking mess.)
Pete: Don't anyone say a word see.
(Pete fainted just like, well, you read the story. The Histerians are now free.)
Toast: Oh right, dude! We're free!
Lucky Bob: Uh what happened now?
Smartypants: Apparently the bars exploded with Pete running into them was powerful to get rid of the bars altogether.
Maleficent: Curses! Jafar, we shoulda made thorns, but no! You wanted the easy way!
Jafar: I am not in the mood for anyone's argument! I am in the mood for the fools' destruction now!
Aka: Excuse me, Jafar. But we're out and we're peeved you trapped us again!
Cho-Cho: I say get them for ruining our villainless Christmas vacation!
Pikachu: Pika, pikachu!
Hook: If anyone wants to redeem themselves, then destroy them now!
Scroop: Then I say, let's go!
(Plus the Final Confrontation(TM) begins. Scroop advantages on Charity.)
Scroop: You have defeated robo-spiders, little Bazaar. Well, let's see how you can handled a mutant one!
Charity: From what I see from that Treasure Planet film, if Jim Hawkins can take you, so can I!
Scroop: You won't once you get webs in your eyes!
(Scroop shoots out webs at Charity who manages to dodges them.)
Charity: Nice try, Spider-Man!
Scroop: You dare to compared me with that sissy superhero?! Thus you made my patiences lesser!
(Chernabog swipes at the heroes who dodges the blows. Chernabog shoots out fireballs as well.)
JusSonic: Pikachu, electric shock now!
Pikachu: Pikachu!
(Pikachu performs a thunder on Chernabog but it didn't worked.)
JusSonic: Clud! It didn't work! Maybe because Chernabog is made of rock!
Digi-Fan: How about more fighting, less talking, mate?!
(The Queen of Hearts takes out an ax and viciously approached Felicia and Miss Info.)
Queen of Hearts: Well, I supposed if no one is taking their heads off, then I will have to do the work myself!!!
Miss Info: You are a cruel, evil woman who doesn't even deserved the throne!
Queen of Hearts: That is what many people said before they got the axe, literally!
(The wicked queen swipes at the two sisters and nearly got them. Felicia then kicks the axe out of her hands and punches her one.)
Felicia: Woman, if you have seen what I did to Seduca near the beginning of this year, you woulda avoided this, but no!
Miss Info: Go get her, sis!
(Without her axe, the queen was unable to dodge Felicia's attacks. A few seconds later, the tyrant looks weak for wear.)
Queen of Hearts: How about, ugh, croquet?
(Thus the queen has fainted. Miss Info highfived her sister.)
Miss Info: You know, I wish that Alice girl done that in her film.
Felicia: Then the ending woulda been more confusing that it was.
(We now see Gantu shooting his blaster at Toast, Pepper, Lucky Bob, and Cho-Cho)
Gantu: Hold still, you trogs!
Lucky Bob: Hey, we are Histerians, not frogs.
Cho-Cho: No, Lucky Bob. He said trogs.
Lucky Bob: Uh, what is trogs?
Pepper: I think it's a bad word.
Gantu: Bad word for your deaths!
(Gantu manages to captured Cho-Cho and Pepper in nets.)
Toast: Dude, big mistake! You like net our girls!
Lucky Bob: Get him now!
(The two boys tries to tackled Gantu but the big shark creature just pushes them away.)
Gantu: Oh please. Even that stupid girl and the other trog woulda been a better challenge!
(Kronk and Yzma then appears. Kronk is holding some MesoAmerican not so carefully.)
Yzma: Hey Gantu! Let us have a shot at them!
Kronk: Yeah, Yzma wanted to use these weapons to, uh, kill them I guess.
Kronk: Will you trogs go away and let me do my job?!
Yzma: Give us a chance, you big dummy!
Kronk: Fine, if it means making sure I don't wanna be called that again.
(Yzma grabs a spear and throws it at the two. However it misses.)
Kronk: Ooh! You almost got them there.
Yzma: Shut up and give me another weapon, Kronk!
Toast: Hey, dude! This gives me an idea!
Kronk: I know you trogs have a plan so I'm going to stopped it before you try anything!!!
(Kronk was about to shoot his blaster and this time he set it on nuke. However Toast grabs Yzma's spear and throws it at Gantu's direction. It lands in the barrel of the gun just as it was about to fire. The blaster begins to make noises.)
Gantu: What the...oh....
(Before Gantu could finished, the blaster exploded on him making go flying into the air and crashing into the roof and into the sky.)
Kronk: (seeing where Gantu is going) Wow! He sure in a hurry to go somewhere!
Yzma: (grabs axe) And we will too unless these Histerians go down sooner!
(Cut to Shere Khan and Scar as they approached Goofy and Sammy viciously.)
Shere Khan: (to Goofy angrily) You fool. No one catches my tail on fire and gets away with it!
Goofy: Uh, I'm sorry?
Scar: Sorry isn't enough, you dumb waiter! And while I can't call for my hyenas "friends" to help, Shere will be the second best.
Shere Khan: Yes...wait, what do you mean by second best?!
Scar: Well, hyenas are better than tigers.
Shere Khan: No! I am the best predator in the jungle! Hyena wouldn't know fighting if it bit them on their behinds! Of course, they probably felt the bitings from you!
Scar: How dare you! That was never known in the final version of my movie!
Shere Khan: Well, unlike you, I was in the sequel, and unlike you, I was better!
Scar: Oh, so you're suggesting I'm second best now?!
Sammy: Uh guys?
Shere Khan: I'm ain't suggesting, I'm saying!
Goofy: Huh?
Scar: Fool! At least I was king!
Shere Khan: (sarcastic) Ooh. Well here comes king pain in the butt!
Scar: That does it!
(The two predators begin to brawl among themselves forgetting Goofy and Sammy.)
Sammy: Did I missed something?
Goofy: Nah. They will realizes it was a misunderstanding and forget all about it, h'yuk.
Sammy: Well, in that case, let's be going before they come to that.
Goofy: Oh, good idea.
(We now cut to R6, Lydia, Robert, and Smartypants facing off against Maleficent and Frollo.)
Frollo: Now your poor fools, prepare to meet your deserved punishment.
Lydia: Oh, that's a laugh! You couldn't even kill a hunchback and a gypsy without angering entire French city!
Maleficent: Don't underestimated us. We may get beaten once, but we can easily comeback even from death.
R6: Say, I been meaning to ask. How did you guys come back anyway? You were both killed.
Frollo: Why don't we asked Death himself? In fact, you will ask him that once you meet him!!!
(Frollo pulls out a knife, and screams as he charges at the Histerians. He swipes and the Histerians dodges-or did they?)
R6: Ha! Miss!
Lydia: (groaning) Yeah, he did.
(R6 gasped as he can see that Frollo got her on her arm. Luckily, it was only a scratch but it did do some damage I can't show.)
R6: What...you're...(to Frollo angrily) You monster! How dare you do that to her?!
Frollo: What makes you think you should be in love with her?! She is just a stupid censor who hates the things she used to do with that idiot Louis which you aren't even liked!
R6: (dry) Never EVER compared me to Louis Richardsonofab***h.
(R6 runs towards Frollo. Frollo swipes at him, but R6 knocks the knife of his hands and gave the former French judge some beatings.)
R6: How you like that, gypsy hater?!
Robert: He hates Gypsy?! Mike and the robots will be furious!
Smartypants: Don't bothered telling. He meant the other kind of gypsy. Don't sound stupid now.
Robert: Oh.
Frollo: You fool! Now get ready to burned in the flames of H***!
(Frollo and R6 go into fisty cuffs. Frollo does some low blows while R6 pulls some mean punches. Maleficent just stands there, not doing a thing. Finally while it looks like Frollo is about to win...)
Frollo: (grasping R6's neck) Any last words?
R6: (gasping) Yeah. Hey, isn't that the gypsy girl you tried to have executed?
Frollo: (looking around) What?
R6: (gasping) Fool ya.
Frollo: Again what?
(Suddenly, someone punches Frollo, making him let go of R6. A few kicks in the area later, and Frollo is down. We now see that...)
Lydia: He said, "fool ya."
R6: (normal) Heh. Good with the attacks, dear. I guess hanging around me influences you a little.
Lydia: Don't think about it, Johnny. I am still the swearing hating censor that I am and always will!
R6: Blast! Oh well. Maybe next time.
Smartypants: (to Maleficent) Okay, witch. You saw how we beaten your "friend" so surrender and you will be spared easily.
Robert: Haven't you seen that Sleeping Beauty film?! Maleficent wouldn't just give up!
Maleficent: Indeed. As I say before except with one change, "now you will deal with me, Histerians, and all the powers of H***!
(Suddenly a big blast covers Maleficent and in her place is one huge dragon. This is Maleficent's dragon form from the movie.)
(Meanwhile, Hades' minions Pain and Panic, Jafar's parrot Iago, and Hook's second in command are busy assaulting the MST3K cast.)
Pain: (tries to punch Tom Servo) And this is where making me touch old lady's underwear.
Tom Servo: Oh please. You two aren't fighters let alone minions.
Crow: Yeah, even Mike and Joel can beat you two up.
Pain: Sorry, but your pals are too busy with our other pals!
(Iago is seen pulling Mike's hair. Mike tries to swat the red bird away.)
Mike: Let go of my hair, you Gilbert Gottfried freak!
Iago: Watch it or I'll pull it even harder!
Joel: Don't worry, pal. I will get rid of that bird for ya.
Smee: (coming up to him) Not against me you can't!
Joel: Look, I'm busy trying to help my pal Mike. Why don't ya help Hookie or something?
Smee: Ooh! You're right! The captain may need my help! Don't worry, captain! I'm on the job!
(Smee leaves to help the captain.)
Joel: Good, that got rid of him. Now, on to business...
(Joel takes out his feather shooting bazooka and aims it at Iago still pulling Mike's hair.)
Joel: Oh Iago?
Iago: What?
(Joel shoots the bazooka and feathers comes flying at Iago. Iago stops pulling Mike's hair and laughs.)
Iago: (laughing) Oh no. Make it stop. Hee hee hee!
(Joel shoots more feather and Iago flies laughing away and swack into a wall. He falls to the floor unconscious.)
Mike: Hey thanks, Joel.
Joel: Not a problem, Nelson.
Pain: Hey, no fair! That was a cheap trick!
Joel: No it isn't. It was good, you two oughta try it sometimes.
Panic: Over our dead body. Which is hard being dead and all.
Crow: Ah, give it up. You can't win.
Pain: Not if we turned into a monster we can!
Tom Servo: Actually I got another idea in pain. Crow?
(Suddenly Crow is changed into his Turkey Volume Guessing Man costume he wore two times before.)
TVGM: Thank you, friend Servo! I am Turkey Volume Guessing Man, return to help the innocent and fight the naughty!!
Joel: Uh, who?
Mike: You gotta be with us long to understand that one.
Crow: And now, it's time turkeys to celebrate Christmas which are a billion which also filled up this room! Servo!
Panic: What? I don't get it. What the heck is this?
(Tom Servo, with the same remote, pushes a button and once again turkeys appeared running over Pain and Panic as they go by. The two demons are trampled.)
Panic: Ouch. That hurts.
Pain: You mean if that hurts.
Panic: Oh shut up.
(The two demons fall unconscious.)
TVGM: Ha ha ha! Once again, the day is saved thanks to Turkey Volume Guessing Man!
Mike: You spend too much time in that costume, Crow.
TVGM: Bite me, Nelson!
(Meanwhile Smartypants's group is dodging Maleficent the dragon's fire.)
Robert: I haven't done a bad fic and already I'm getting flamed!
Lydia: Bad time for a joke, Mr. Doughtery!
R6: If only we got a sword or something. That may put her outta commission!
Smartypants: (searching his pants) Well, I don't got any swords but maybe I got something better.
Lydia: Like I wanna know!
Smartypants: Well, I can't find anything to help us.
Robert: You mean the great genius is finally stumped?!
Smartypants: On the contrary, I got an idea. Follow me, quick!
R6: Well, we don't have a choice now!
(R6, Lydia, and Robert follows Smartypants and Maleficent the dragon follows shooting flames as she chases them. Meanwhile, JusSonic, Pikachu, and Digi-Fan are still having trouble with the demon Chernabog)
Digi-Fan: Why can't this demon go down?!
JusSonic: Again he is made of rock and I doubt rock can be defeated by electricity!
Pikachu: Pika, pika, pikachu!
(Smartypants, Lydia, R6, and Robert runs by them.)
Digi-Fan: What the bloody heck?
(Maleficent appears and shoots flames at her targets. She misses and it is aiming at JusSonic's group. That group got out of the way...and it hits Chernabog, covering him over.)
Chernabog: Argh! This hurts worse than the sunlight!
(Chernabog screams some more and begins to falls over backwards. He is falling straight towards the still fighting Scar and Shere Khan. None of them noticed that Chernabog is falling towards them until...)
Scar: (noticing Chernabog falling towards them) Oh no! Uh, Shere?
Shere Khan: What?!
Scar: Look behind you!
Shere Khan: I ain't falling for that one, you coward!
Scar: Well, something is falling towards us right now!
Shere Khan: What?! (turns to see Chernabog about to land on him and Scar) Oh bother.
(Chernabog landed on the two predator. All three are knocked out for the count.)
Smartypants: Chernabog is now out! Now JusSonic, helps us with Maleficent!
JusSonic: What? Oh I see now! Pikachu, now!
Pikachu: Pika---CHUUUUU!!!!
(Pikachu performs a Thunderbolt on Maleficent, hitting her. The dragon screams and falls to the ground. She is now unconscious.)
R6: Wow! Four villains knocked out all at once! What are the odds in that?
(We now cut to the main bosses of the story as Jafar, Cruella, Ursula, Hades, and Hook assault Loud, Tom, Mickey, Donald, Minnie, Daisy, Pluto, Pule, and Susanna. Jafar shoots out staff blasts at them causing them to scrambled.)
Jafar: (laughing madly) Prepare to be fry, fools!
Pule: Ouch! That one nearly got me!
Susanna: And it's good thing. Because if Jafar kills you, I will killed him myself! Providing he isn't really dead but let's sort that out later!
(Ursula took this time to grab Minnie with her tentacles.)
Ursula: (laughing gleefully) I will squeeze the life out of you, you not-so-damstrel in distress.
Minnie: I may be Mickey's girlfriend, but I am not a helpless one!
(Surprisingly, Minnie slips out of Ursula's tentacles and assaults Ursula. Ursula didn't have time to dodge the punches as Minnie fights the evil sea witch.)
Mickey: (to Jafar) Jafar, if I have my hat right now, you won't have a chance in the underworld to stop me now!
Jafar: Oh please. You use the lamp last time, so what's to say that's going to help this time?!
Mickey: I will at least try.
Jafar: It will be hard when you can't do much when you're a fry mouse.
Hades: Hey, Jaf babe. Leave the frying to me. Speaking of which...
(Hades shoots out fireballs at Donald and Daisy who nearly dodges them.)
Hades: One fry duck coming up.
Donald: Watch where your aiming, you big pahooza!
Hades: (mocking) What did he say? I didn't catch that.
Daisy: He said "watch where your aiming, you big pahooza."
Hades: (still mocking) Ooh. Miss D can understand him. It's a miracle.
Daisy: I always understand him. Where you been?
Hades: In the underworld which you will be headed.
(Loud looks around and sees Scroop attacking his girl. Scroop shoots spider webs at Charity's feet trapping her. He goes over to her sinisterly.)
Scroop: Now little girl, let me show you what I do to people who messes with my species, robot or not.
(Scroop beats Charity almost to a pulp, angering Loud who is still watching this. Scroop took his pirate sword out and points it at her neck.)
Scroop: Prepare to go to the Flying Dutchman's locker.
Loud: (furious) You...
(Scroop turns to see Loud looking angry at him.)
Scroop: What do you want, you annoying loud brat?
Loud: (furious still) How dare you harm my girl...YOU PUNK!
(Loud's yell knocks Scroop back dropping his sword in the progress. He didn't have time to recover as Loud goes over to him still angry.)
Loud: I DON'T TAKE THAT KIND OF BRUTALITY (knocks Scroop back) FROM EVIL SPIDERS (Scroop knocks back some more) ESPECIALLY THOSE GENE BURROWS CREATED!!!!
(Scroop looks dazed. Loud pulls on Scroop's ear, or what we think is his ear and yells into it.)
Loud: IN FACT YOUR KIND CAN OFTEN STINK!!!!
(Scroop fell to the ground because of all the yelling. During this time, Charity got herself freed and runs over to Loud who is trying to calm down. Charity hugs him and Loud manages to calm down. He hugs back. Cut to Yzma using a mace to try to harm her targets.)
Yzma: Hold still, you brats!
Toast: Dude, that isn't a MesoAmerica weapon!
Yzma: Who cares?! Kronk, help me will ya?
(Kronk appears, the only weapons he has is the dagger Yzma told him to use on Kuzco in "The Emperor's New Groove")
Kronk: Yes madam. Do you want me to cut the cake or what?
Yzma: Shut up and finish the job! And no struggling like last time! I didn't like it then and I don't like it now.
Kronk: Uh okay. (hears some whistling offscreen) Hey, what's that?
Yzma: Don't whistled to avoid your job, Kronk.
Kronk: Who's whistling? Not me, at least, not the last time. Did I whistled all of the sudden?
Yzma: (to four) Then you four stop whistling!
Cho-Cho: Wasn't one of us, madam.
Yzma: Then who is it?!
(Something came crashing through the roof and landed on Yzma, trapping her. It was Gantu who was launched into the air earlier. The fall knocks him off, as well as Yzma though we sworn we could hear some groaning. Kronk stood there, not knowing what to do.)
Kronk: So, can I kill you now or what?
Pepper: Hey, why are you even helping the villains anyway? I saw the end of the film. You reform and became a head scout master of Squirrel Scouts.
Lucky Bob: You are correct sir.
Toast: Yeah, so, uh, why don't you go back to doing that and leave us alone?
Kronk: Oh crud! And it's Christmas Arts and Crafts time too! Emperor Kuzco is going to let me have it now.
Cho-Cho: Don't worry, mister. We will help you if you get in trouble.
Kronk: Really? Thanks. Gotta go!
(Kronk runs away to go back to his squirrel scout thing.)
Lucky Bob: Wow, how dumb is he now?
Pepper: Well at least he's not really evil. Just someone who landed in the wrong crowd.
Toast: Yep. (pause) You think he could make more of that cake? It was so delicious.
(Cut to Cruella as she is swiping at Froggo and Aka with a sword lend to her by Yzma.)
Cruella: Hold still, you pathetic brats so I can kill you faster.
Aka: If you think that's going to help, then you need to take a trip back to the asylum.
Cruella: Don't tell me what is best for me! This is my hotel and I will do what I want!
Froggo: Oh really? Well, a certain dog is planning to make sure you don't succeed.
Cruella: What?
(She then sees Pluto growling at her. She points at him with her sword.)
Cruella: Get back, dog, or I'll make you into a coat!
(Ignoring her, Pluto strikes. He dodges Cruella's sword swipes and bit...her coat tearing a bit of it apart. Cruella freaks out.)
Cruella: You fool! You realized what you have done?! This coat cost a fortune!
Froggo: So you still don't like it when your fine coats get ruined. Well, don't mind if we do. Let's do it, Aka.
Aka: Right now? Couldn't we take care of the villains first?
Froggo: That is what I meant, Aka dear.
Aka: Ooh!
(Froggo and Aka grabs some pasties from a nearby cart and throws them at Cruella. Pluto joins in as he grabs some washing stuff nearby and throws them too. By now, Cruella and the coat itself is a total mess.)
Cruela: AAAAAHHHH!!! Not again! You will pay for this! Once I pay for this coat! Someone get my designers on the phone...again!
(Cruella runs away angry that her coat is a wreck.)
Froggo: Thanks for the help, Pluto.
(Pluto barks)
Aka: Now let's go help more people out, shall we?
(Captain Hook is seen trying to cut Tom into peaces with his sword.)
Hook: Once I'm done with you, the little loud brat would be so sad that his father is gone that he will be an easy target!
Tom: Target for hitting a target, you mean. You know he will do anything to avenge me.
Hook: That comes from someone who is going to died soon!
(Smee appears)
Smee: Captain, captain!
Hook: What are you doing, Smee?! You are supposed to help the other three sidekicks take care of the annoying movie critics!
Smee: I was told that I have to help you, captain! What do you want me to do?
Hook: Get back to what you were doing for one!
Aka: (VO) How about never for one?
Hook: Huh?
(Aka sweep-kicks Smee and he is pushed into Hook knocking them both down and out (well almost). Smee was nearly impaled on his captain's hook. )
Smee: Ouch. That nearly hurt. Now I'm glad not to be the dumb one in the new film that is out, right?
Hook: (moaning) Oh, shut up.
Tom: Thanks for the help, you two. I woulda took care of him myself of course.
Froggo: With Smee's help, I doubt it. Though Smee isn't that smart, but hey, we can't always be Bob Hoskins.
Aka: Truer words are never spoken, Froggy.
(Meanwhile, Minnie is so far not having fun with Ursula. That is until Ursula hits her with a spell, paralyzing her.)
Minnie: I...can't...move!
Ursula: (laughing) That is the point, my dear. Your long due end is coming!
(Before Ursula can do anything, a thunderbolt appears out of nowhere and hit her, and since she came from the sea, it hurt her completely. After the lightning gave away, she is smoking. She fell backwards and can't get back up.)
Ursula: (groaning) Wow. Where did the perfect storm came from?
(JusSonic, Digi-Fan, and Pikachu shows up.)
JusSonic: That will teach you for messing with Mickey's girl!
Digi-Fan: Funny, I thought you usually defend Loud's girl.
Pikachu: (agreeing) Pika.
JusSonic: Yeah, well, I can't stand by and let the other villains get away with hurting friends, now will I?
Digi-Fan: Good point.
(Now before we forget, Hades is still assaulting the duck pair with his fireballs.)
Donald: (quacking) No fair! Give us a chance to fight back!
Daisy: Yeah or you will not be invited back to the House of Mouse. Oh wait, you won't be after this!
Hades: Oh please. As if threats from an autograph-wanting duck can scared me.
(Daisy started to get angry.)
Daisy: What was that?
Hades: Yeah, you heard me. And don't think water can hurt me because there is none in sight. So stunk for you, DD's witch. You noticed how I used that word instead of the b word.
Daisy: (angrily) That's does it! You will pay for that!
Hades: Huh?
(Daisy charges Hades and before he can do anything, Daisy attacks him. Camera on Donald as he cringes at what Daisy's doing to Hades. Once the fighting is over, Daisy is triumph as she stood on Hades' wounded body.)
Hades: (groaning) Geez whiz. I gotta stop insulting the wrong people.
Donald: Well, Daisy. That will teach me not to make fun of ya.
Daisy: Donald, you make fun of me as long as it's not insults that I liked.
Donald: Now that's my girl.
(Cut to Mickey struggling against the dreaded Jafar. The former vizier shoots staff blasts at Mickey. Mickey tries to charge, but Jafar keeps teleporting all over the place. When Mickey least expect it, Jafar appears behind the mouse and punches him. Mickey is forced into a wall, Jafar closing in on him.)
Jafar: Well, mouse. It looks like this is how the end of your "House of Villains" movie should end. (holds up staff in the air) With your very death!!
Mickey: Now, now, Jafar. Don't do it. You're a Disney character and they don't kill!
Jafar: Oh really? Well, if I recall, Iago killed my by destroying my lamp. So if that's the case, if he can killed, so could I. Prepare to die. Say hello to Walt for me.
Loud: (VO) NO HE WON'T BECAUSE WE WILL MAKE SURE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THAT!!!
(Jafar turns and sees the good guys surrounding him. Mickey, realizing he got a chance to move, quickly moves out of the way before Jafar can get to him again.)
Jafar: What is this?
Joel: We took care of your pals and now, since we are mad that you ruined our Christmas, it's your turn.
(Jafar looks around and sees that indeed his pals are either knocked out, trapped, or are now around.)
Jafar: Cruella, Hades, and everyone else destroyed? (Pause then he starts to laugh evilly)
Charity: What's so funny? Your defeat is supposed to be funny.
Jafar: You know, you seen almost all my tricks so far. My melting, my genie form, my hypnosis, the usual tricks.
Lucky Bob: Yeah so now?
Mickey: Jafar, if you give up now, we can forget this ever happened.
Jafar: Mickey, if you remembered one thing is that I still have one trick up my sleeve.
Goofy: So you are going to perform magic for us?
Sammy: If that's so, then I hope it's better than when he got the House of Mouse back.
TVGM: Ha ha ha! How you amused me, Mr. Melman.
Jafar: I'm glad you're amused because what I'm about to do next is a killer!
Pule: I dared you to try it, you big snake.
Jafar: Oh, snake am I? Well, (starting to hiss) then how about I show you how snake-like I can be?!
(Jafar with the wave of the wand performs a magic spell on himself. Before our heroes' eyes, he transforms into the snake form he used in the "Aladdin" film.)
Felicia: I don't believed it.
Tom Servo: It's Big Jake!
Smartypants: No, worse! It's his snake form! It looks like he got the big guns now!
Donald: (to Pule angrily) Pule, I wish you haven't mentioned snake!
(Soon after, Jafar the snake assault our heroes. Some nearly avoided getting hit by Jafar's attacks.)
Robert: Hey Mr. Mouse, can you uh think of something?!
Mickey: I would but unfortunately I am fresh out of ideas. He won't fall for any old tricks twice and I don't have neither his lamp or my hat with me!
Smartypants: (going through his pant) Hold on, I will at least try to find something that could help.
Jafar: (hissing) You won't do anything once I am done with you!
(Jafar hits Smartypants with his tail nearly knocking him down. Smartypants kept his balance and keep searching.)
Miss Info: Everyone piled on the snake!
(Most of the good guys tries to do just that but Jafar just shake them off. Not even Pikachu's electric attacks would work on his scaley thing.)
Jafar: (hissing) Fools! It would take more than wimpy attacks to beat me!
Tom Servo: At least we could try, you no-good creep!
Mike: Tom, please don't help!
(Jafar strikes and this time he gotten most of the Histerians in his coils. He is crushing them like a big boa.)
Aka: (gasping for air) Can't breathe...
Joel: (gasping as well) Must...avoid...speaking like...William Shatner. Mrs. Burns, I thought...you were Dale!
Jafar: (hissing) Nothing on this Earth can saved you now, fools!
Daisy: (gasping for air) Not even...that.
Jafar: (hissing) What?
Smartypants: I found something! It may not be one of my inventions but it's something Mickey can find useful.
Lydia: I feared what he might have found.
Tom: (smiling) Not for long.
(Smartypants pulls out Mickey's Fantasia hat that he used against Jafar in "Mickey's House of Villains.")
Smartypants: Mickey, catch!
(Smartypants throws the hat to Mickey who catches it.)
Jafar: (hissing) What is this?!
Mickey: A chance in a lifetime!
(Mickey put the hat and soon he transforms into his costume he wore in the movie "Fantasia". He then confronts the big snake.)
Mickey: Okay, Jafar. It's time we rumbled.
Jafar: (hissing) Fool. If that didn't help out the last time, what makes you think it will work now?!
Mickey: Getting scared, Jafar?
Jafar: (enraged, hissing) Prepare to die, mouse!!!!!
(Jafar let his victims go and begins to assault Mickey. His prisoners begin to breathe in air.)
Toast: Dude, that's so a relief.
Loud: I felt my life passing before my eyes.
Charity: There, there. Mickey will make it all better.
Donald: Providing if he wins! Mickey hardly has any experience the last time he wore that thing!
Minnie: (smiling) Well, if I know Mickey, he got the problem well in hand.
(They watched as Mickey and Jafar duel. Jafar strikes but Mickey teleports to behind Jafar. Mickey shoots out energy blasts at Jafar, hurting him a little. Jafar cringes at the pain then swipes at the mouse with his tail which he jumps. Throughout the battle, they talked, well, more liked yell.)
Mickey: Give it up, Jafar! You can't win!
Jafar: (hissing) Fool. You don't have any experience when you wore that hat in "Fantastia"! What makes you think it will work now?!
Mickey: This!
(Mickey shoots out a spell at Jafar which suddenly paralyzes him. The evil snake screams in pain as this happened. The watchers look puzzled.)
Cho-Cho: Wait, I thought Mickey doesn't have any experiences wearing that.
Lucky Bob: Yes now!
Minnie: He's been practicing.
Goofy: Gosh, Mickey never told us he's been practicing.
Minnie: Well, he had to convince the sorcerer from "Fantasia" to let him use the hat to practice, but it's well worth it.
Sammy: I may going to be in trouble if I do this, but to heck with it! Go mouse, go mouse!
Jafar: (hissing angrily at Sammy) You stayed out of this!
Sammy: (scared) Right.
(Jafar broke free of Mickey's spell and manages to knock the mouse down. Mickey got back up and nearly got crushed by Jafar's next attack.)
Loud: BOOO! THAT'S NOT RIGHT! LET'S GET THAT WIZARD!
Felicia: Wait, Loud. Mickey may got this fight in hand.
Charity: Yes, don't you remember that Santa beat Jafar last year? If anyone else besides the famous street rat can beat that no-good creep, it's Mickey.
Loud: I just hope what you say is true, Char.
Pikachu: Pika, pika.
Digi-Fan: Look, what the bloody heck is Mickey doing now?
(Mickey is working on a spell. We don't know what he's doing at first. Even Jafar is puzzled.)
Jafar: (hissing) What are you doing?
Mickey: Oh, bringing back a certain relic. I been working on this spell for a long time. I think of an item that will help me defeat you and it magically appears. I just hope I got it right.
Jafar: (hissing) While you're making a fool of yourself, I will help myself to a mouse dinner!
Mickey: Oh wait. Here it is.
(The item appears. Jafar's eyes widen in fear.)
Jafar: (hissing) No! Not that! Anything but that!!!
Mickey: Yep. This.
(Sure enough, Mickey is now holding Jafar's lamp. Mickey grins as he rubs the lamp.)
Jafar: NOOOOO!!!! Not again!!!!
(Jafar struggles but it was useless as he is suck into the lamp just like what happened in the last Disney's Jingle Heck story. As soon as Jafar is sucked into the lamp, the good guys cheered.)
R6: Yes, we won!!!!
Felicia: Ah, nuts. I been wanting to pound him for nearly destroying my Christmas.
Robert: Oh, don't worry, Felicia dear. I will make it up to you later.
Felicia: (purring) Ooh, I bet I know what it is.
Lydia: Great, Robert just went to the dark side. (to Miss Info) Do you always put up with her?
Miss Info: Since my kidnapping? Yes.
Donald: So now what? We still got the other Disney villains to worry about. They may be unconscious but they can still got up.
Mickey: Donald, not to worry, I know someone to help us out.
Daisy: Wow, he can understand you.
Donald: Now that is a Christmas miracle.
(Mickey rubs Jafar's lamp once more, freaking out some of the good guys.)
Pepper: Wait! What are you doing?! You want him to kill us?!
Toast: Yeah, that is totally uncool!
Sammy: Oh come on! In case you forgotten, Jafar is also a genie! And since he is inside that lamp...
Froggo: Great, this is going be the whole 24 villains thing all over again.
Susanna: Me and Pule weren't there. Care to explain?
Aka: Just wait, homies.
(Soon Jafar comes back, but in his genie form. He looks angry.)
Jafar: What is this? A mistake someone just made?
Mickey: Wrong, Jafar. Since you're a genie, you have to grant wishes to the one who holds the lamp, and since I hold the lamp, you have to obey me.
Smartypants: (shrugs) Genie laws, Jafar.
Jafar: You can't do this! You ain't that cruel.
Crow: Oh, he could if he wants to. Heh heh heh.
Mickey: Don't worry. I will make this short.
Jafar: (pouting) Fine. What do you want?
Mickey: One, remove the Disney villains except yourself from the premises. Two, turn the control of this hotel to me and my friends. And three, give us the best Christmas ever.
Jafar: Is that it?! No revenge or something.
JusSonic: Jafar, Christmas isn't about revenge. It's about sharing and love. And the way you're doing it, well, it ain't going to work. Now do your magic, lame-o!
(Jafar growls but did as Mickey orders. Every Disney villain except Kronk who isn't much of a Disney villain has disappeared from the hotel premises. Two blasts later, and the last two wishes has been granted. Soon, Jafar screams as he is sucked into his lamp once more. After that, Mickey put a cork on the lamp and gives it to Minnie.)
Mickey: There, that will keep him detained until we go back to the House of Mouse. He and the other Disney villains will be punished later.
Pikachu: Pika, pika.
Mike: Yes, good one, oh wise one!
Lucky Bob: Hey, that's my line. Don't make me sue you!
(Cut to the next day which is Christmas morning. Inside the hotel, it is nice and decorations are up all around. We can hear some cheering, laughing, etc. from the hotel's lounge which the camera now goes to. The Histerians and friends are opening their presents right now.)
Mike: (holding up his gift) Oh sweet! These sunglasses would be perfect when watching bad movies.
Joel: Hey, I made them so I figured they would be useful.
Tom Servo: Yeah. True, Mike can build things but a science whiz he ain't.
Mike: Hey!
Crow: Hay is for horses, Mike!
(Joel, Tom Servo, and Crow laughs themselves silly.)
Mike: Okay, a show of hands. Who saw that one coming?
(Cut to Loud and Charity, who are opening their presents. Loud just opened his home from his adopted dad.)
Loud: WOW! A DVD SET OF OUR GREATEST ADVENTURES EVER! AMONG THEM ARE "24 HOURS", "EVIL HISTERIA!", "THE TOASTY HISTERIA PICTURE SHOW", "IMPERIAL AFFAIRS", "LOUD'S HALLOWEEN NIGHTMARE", AND SO DOWN THE LINE! THANKS, DAD!
Tom: No problem, son. You wouldn't believed the trouble I went through just to get that made.
Charity: Hey, if he didn't get those for Christmas, I got the perfect gift that keeps on giving. (purrs to Loud) Right, tiger?
Loud: (dopey) Duh. You betcha.
(Charity kisses Loud. Tom chuckles)
Tom: sigh They are so young. Someday they will have kids of their own, and hey, maybe I can get some grandkids. Of course, here's hoping they don't get the same curse as their parents.
(QC to Donald and Daisy, who had exchanged presents)
Daisy: (holds up a book with names on it) Wow! An autograph book which has every Disney character that there ever was! How did you ever get it?
Donald: Well, it took me weeks and a bunch of pain just to make that happened, Daisy. (holds up his gift) But thanks for the red and green sailor hat. It reminds me up the time back in the Navy.
(Donald and Daisy hugged. Goofy and Pluto are watching.)
Goofy: Gosh. This scene reminds me. I gotta called Max and wish him a Merry Christmas. I hope he doesn't think I forgot him.
(Pluto barks in response. Meanwhile, a nervous Sammy tries to ask R6 to opened the gift he gave him.)
Sammy: Here, open it for me.
R6: No way. It's your gift, Melman. You opened it.
Sammy: Oh yeah?! How do I know it's not a trap you set for me?!
R6: Trust me, Sammy. It isn't.
Sammy: Yeah right.
Lydia: Sammy, you opened it or I will have to ask Felicia to give you a good whooping despite my non-violent behavior which can also turned violent any moment!
(Sammy gulps and opens his gift. He closes his eyes and cringes. Nothing happens. When he opens his eyes, he can see that it isn't a trap but a gift certificate for Yal-Mart. He took it out.)
Sammy: Wow. A gift certificate? I thought you don't like me.
R6: Actually I don't. But since it's Christmas, I am willing to let you off this once.
Sammy: Geez, I don't know what to say.
R6: Just don't get sensitive on me or I will forget what I just say.
Sammy: Scrooge.
(As the heroes are opening their gifts, Mickey stood by with Minnie.)
Minnie: Wow. With this scene, you could forget that the Disney villains nearly ended Christmas for everyone.
Mickey: (laughs his familiar laugh) Yep. And if things were to go bad again, I will see to it that everyone have a Merry Christmas.
JusSonic: (VO) Ahem to that, Mousie!
(Minnie laughs and kisses her boyfriend Mickey who blushes. Some of the Histerians sees this and snickers a little.)
Aka: Oooh! Someone's in love!
Froggo: Oh knock it off, Aka. Let them have their fun.
Lucky Bob: You are correct sir.
Robert: This Christmas will not be forgotten as it is another holiday in which we almost lost our loved ones.
Felicia: You can say that again and I think you will. (Felicia hugs Robert, all the other women did the same to their significant others)
Digi-Fan: But you must admit, we all have some close calls this year, what with all the villains, situations and whatnot.
Robert: And stuff to put in the new Year In Review.
Smartypants: And we ask this: can't we all get along?
Lucky Bob: Wrong now.
Loud: Yep. We can't avoid this but that doesn't mean we can not have fun trying. And I am pretty sure that the next year will have more of the same thing.
Charity: True enough, love.
Mickey: And if anyone's reading this, we all wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Tom: Who are you talking to?
Pikachu: Pika pika?
Mickey: The people reading this sequel.
Tom Servo: Someone call in Mr. Director!
Crow: And the Warners to get him away!
Mike: No thank you, we will just do that ourselves.
Pule: That Jerry Lewis lookalike from last year is bad enough for me.
Susanna: Like anyone who said it before, you got that right, honey.
R6: Who's for Christmas games?
Lydia: Now you're speaking my language?
Goofy: (confused) Which language is that? French, Spanish, German, Jamaican???
(Everyone laughs as the camera moves away from them. We are now outside as the camera moves away from the hotel as it continues to snow down. If you're reading this, the Disney Villains' plot has once again failed. Oh well, there's always next year. Or is there? Anyway, we now fade to black as our story sequel come to a close.)
The End
Cast list
Jonathan Freeman: Jafar
Susan Blakeslee: Cruella De Vil
James Woods: Hades
Pat Carroll: Ursula
Corey Burton: Captain Hook, Chernabog
Wayne Allwine: Mickey Mouse
Tony Anselmo: Donald Duck
Bill Farmer: Goofy, Pluto
Russi Taylor: Minnie Mouse
Tress MacNeille: Daisy Duck, Queen of Hearts, Toast, Pepper Mills, Cho-Cho, Susanna Susquahanna
Cody Ruegger: Loud Kiddington
Laraine Newman: Charity Bazaar, Miss Information, Felicia Information
Tom Ruegger: Himself
Rob Paulsen: Sammy Melman, Mr. Smartypants
Nathan Ruegger: Froggo
Cree Summer: Aka Pella
Nora Dunn: Lydia Karaoke
Jeff Glen Bennett: Lucky Bob, Mr. Smee
Frank Welker: Pule Houser
JusSonic: Himself
Robert: Himself
R6: Himself
Digi-Fan: Herself
Ikue Ootani: Pikachu
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot/Turkey Volume Guessing Man
Jim Cummings: Pete
Lois Nettleton: Maleficent
Tony Jay: Shere Khan, Judge Frollo
Maurice LaMarche: Professor Ratigan
Richard White: Gaston
Jesse Corti: Lefou
Gilbert Gottfried: Iago
Jeremy Irons: Scar
Bobcat Goldthwait: Pain
Matt Frewer: Panic
Brian Blessed: Clayton
Eartha Kitt: Yzma
Patrick Warburton: Kronk
Kevin Michael Richardson: Captain Gantu
Michael Wincott: Scroop