Author's note
I liked to thank my pal Robert for allowing me to do this since its helped covers the stories that has yet to have a Year in Review.
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(Opens on a black, empty screen)
Booming voice: (V.O.) Stories thought to be forgotten now remember. The first meeting of the bizarre kind. The 24 Hours events restored. An awards show gone wrong. A huge crossover featuring an evil villain. And a movie based another movie that barely got into stores. The show is about to get insanely. That show is, HISTERIA!!!!
(With that, the screen brights to reveal JusSonic sitting in a chair as if in an interview since there are also more chairs around.)
JusSonic: Hello folks and welcome to another Histeria Year in Review. Now I know what you folks are thinking. "JusSonic, we haven't gotten to the end of the year yet. Why are you making a Year In Review story when it's Robert's job"? Normally you would be right. But I got very good reasons. One, Robert is too busy with his own projects leaving me alone. And two, this isn't "Histeria Year in Review 2004", this is "Histeria Year in Review 1999-2000!" (the last words echoes) For those still confused, let me explained. While the whole Year in Review thing began in 2001, the whole Histeria! fan-fiction thing began in 1999 with a special story we will get to eventually. And I feeled that there are certain stories that were being left out so today we will covered them the six. Well, there's more but there isn't enough room to covered them all with. With me are your friends and mine, the Histerians themselves.
(Soon the whole H! cast came in and sat down in chairs.)
JusSonic: Hiya guys. Welcome to another Year in Review.
Lucky Bob: Already? We haven't seen gotten to last year now.
Cho-Cho: No, Lucky Bob. We're talking about the stories in 1999 to 2000.
Lucky Bob: Oh. Hiyo!
JusSonic: First off, we'll begin with "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain" written by the former H! author Danielle B. While it wasn't the first in our timeline, it was a first H! story and the first to have my favorite romance of all time.
Charity Bazaar: You may say that. But don't forget, it's also the first crossover since it's crossover with two certain lab mice.
JusSonic: Care to explain that?
Father Time: Don't you know? Fine. In the story, Pinky and the Brain tries to take over the world via time travelling and ended up on our ship in that other world.
(We now see a clip from "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain". We see Elmyra who just now wakes up. She looks around and sees the portal sucking in nothing
since everything has been sucked in.)
Elmyra: Ooooooo, pretty hole thing!
(She looks around for something to throws in and she sees Brain's wrecked machine out of the portal's way. She picks it up and throws it as hard as she can into the portal. The portal on the other side throws the time machine down the hallway. It flies past Big Fat Baby and hits Father Time in the head who just got the door to open and got his beard out. The machine hits him and he tosses his hour glass into the control room right at Pinky and Brain who are now going to start operating the space ship/time machine.)
Brain: (sarcastically) Thank you Pinky from explaining that in plain English.
Pinky: Oh it was noth..BRAIN! LOOK OUT!
Brain: Wha? (Brain is hit with the hour glass and it breaks all over the controls. The sand sinks into
the spaces in the panel and sparks fly from it. The whole space ship leans backwards and the
machine flies back through the portal.
Everyone In Ship: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
(Outside in 'Space' a large hole appears similar to the one that sucked in Brain and Pinky but larger.
The hole pulls in the space ship/time machine into it and send it into an even deeper dimension.)
Miss Information: (V.O.) And of course, it doesn't help that the mice and the versions of us in that world encountered the villains there, mainly the big pain in the butt whom we met in 2002, Alzed.
(We now flashback to that fateful meeting.)
Man: Hello, Father Time, we meet again.
Brain: (answers being the only one in the room) Who might you be?
Man: I should ask you the same.
Brain: I am The Brain, a genetically altered mouse in an elaborate plan to rule the world!
Man: Well, I am Alzed, and where might my [ahem], friend Father Time be?
(Father Time runs in and sees Alzed on the screen )
Father Time: You! (points to screen)
Alzed: Ah, we meet again Father Time.
Brain: You two know each other?!?!
Father Time: Yes, it all happened about 7 cycles ago...
(Dissolve to a battle scene in the 'Fourth Dimension.' A large black space ship in the shape of an 'X' is firing at a small space ship shaped like an H. )
Father Time: (talking off-screen) Alzed and his group 'Omenex' was chasing us and trying to force
us to join their evil crew but we refused to join so they attacked us.
(Pan of inside the ship showing only Father Time, World's Oldest Women, Miss Information, Mr. Smartypants, and assorted people similar to people from Star Trek. NOTE: The kids have not yet joined Histeria to make it like you see it today )
Father Time: (from 7 years ago, also talking in a William Shanter like voice) Miss Information, damage report!
Miss Info: Pretty Bad Captain!
Father Time: Mulu! Can you get us out of here?!
(Cut to a man similar to Zulu from Star Trek.)
Mulu: Sorry sir, all thrusters are down!
Father Time: (talking to a speaker) Scottish! Are the engines working?!
(Cut to a man similar to Scotty on the other end of the speaker.)
Scottish: Aye Captain! There up and running now!
(Cut back to Father Time)
Father Time: Excellent, Mr. Smartypants, energize!
Mr. Smartypants: Yes, sir!
(Cut to outside as the thrusters energize and the ship flies away. Cut back to inside the ship with everyone giving out a sigh of relief.)
Father Time: Good job everyone!
(A screen come on with Alzed who here looks like Khan from (you guess it!) Star Trek.)
Alzed: You can run but you can't hide! We approaching with even more fire power and with our Chrono-Bots! Farewell Father Time!
(He signs off and the ship shakes from a fire of a laser. Cut to outside Omenex's ship and a bunch of robots fly out from the side. They start firing at the Histeria ship while some are being fired at. Cut to inside the Omenex ship and then pan pass all the equipment then stopping on a large muscular man laughing.)
Man: HAHAHA!!! Soon we will destroy Histeria and rule history! MWAHAHA!!!
(Alzed looks to the man and shouts at him.)
Alzed: QUIET CLOD HOPPER!!!!!
Clod Hopper: Fine! Could we torture them if we capture them?!?!
(A women wearing a sleek shirt and short shorts and long black hair. Her name is Eva Lyncarnate.)
Eva: Business before pleasure Clod Hopper.
(As she finishes her sentence a banana hits her in the head and she turns around. She looks at a Subhuman animal as if she wants to kill him.)
Eva: (points to him) Someone get Homer out of here!!!!!!
(Another girl walks in with black hair wearing black baggy clothes and starts kicking Homer Erectus.)
Homer: (in weird ape like talk) No kick! Me go!
Eva: Good Mona, get him out of here, he's so freaking annoying!
Mona: COME ON HOMER!!! (kicks him more)
Homer: Ah!! Me leave!!
Alzed: Quiet all of you!!! Our Chrono-Bots are being destroyed!! Get Dr. Hugh Gnoggin and Terro in here!!
(A Doctor with a slightly larger than normal head in a lab coat and a lizard man walks in.)
Alzed: We need more Chrono-Bots!!!!
Hugh: What happened to all of my droids!?!?
Terro: YOUR droids?!?! I made half of those droids bring blown up out there!!!!!
(The two start fighting while Alzed gets angry and turns red.)
Alzed: QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The room goes quiet. Alzed starts to speak again in a calmer voice.)
Alzed: Is the black hole cannon online?
Hugh: Yes sir.
Alzed: Then FIRE!
(Cut to outside in the 'Fourth Dimension' by the Histeria ship, a laser fires opening the black hole. Histeria zooms out of the way and accidentally bangs into the Omenex pushing the enemy ship just enough to suck them in while the Histeria ship thrusts themselves away.)
Alzed: I'LL GET MY REVENGE FATHER TIME!!!! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!
Father Time: (in the present, talking off screen while the scene dissolves to him talking) And that was the last I saw of him. I thought that you died in that.
Alzed: (waking up from sleeping through the whole flashback) Who wha? Oh yes! Well, you were wrong, we've all been living in this 'Fifth Dimension' for seven years and I've been waiting for my revenge!
Father Time: Uh oh. Brain, is the control panel fixed?
Brain: I think it is repair adequately enough that we can get away.
Everyone Else: THEN GO!!
Brain: OK!! (Brain presses a button and the engine powers up)
Alzed: You're not going to go anywhere!!!
(The thrusters power up and the space ship super warps away.)
Alzed: Curses! NO! They got away again!!!
Loud: (V.O.) Not to mentioned they meeted up with one of the Brain's most deadliest enemies next to Snowball.
(A strange voice talks.)
Voice: I believe Mr. Alzed I have an offer that might interest you.
(The man walks out from the shadows showing his face revealing he is Wally Faust. Organ music and chanting start)
Alzed:(angry) Who are you? How did you get here?
Faust: Well, my name is Wally Faust. I got here by accident I was sucked through a man made time portal.
Dr Gnoggin: A real- timer made Portal? But that's impossible. Real- Timers can't time travel, think of the paradoxes they could create.
Alzed: Hold it doctor. Mr. Faust, what is your idea for us?
Faust: Well when I found myself aboard your ship, I over heard that you want to take over the world. I come from a group known as the Circle, we have similar goals.
Alzed: Yes, 7 cycles ago, we asked the Histerians to join us but Father Time, the old fool, rejected our ideals. Doesn't he realize that with our powers, our ability to control time, it is our destiny to rule history!
Faust: that's very interesting, in fact, If you would like to form an alliance with the Circle not only could we be unstoppable but you could also get your revenge for Father time trapping you here in this fifth dimentional warp.
(Alzed considers this)
Clod: Sir, do you think this is wise.
(Alzed grabs Clod by the shirt)
Alzed: Clod, what have I told you about questioning me?
Clod: (scared) Uh, not to.
Alzed: Good, now let me handle this and don't interrupt me again or I'll let Mona "Play" with you.
Faust: Well, your decision.
Alzed: Mr. Faust we have a deal. (they shake hands)
Faust: I will need to contact my superiors about our alliance, crisply, they will be most pleased.
Dr. Gnoggin: (Chuckles evily) right this way Mr. Faust. I can set our comunicators to your specific time stats. (they exit, as a tall green, gilled fish man enters)
Fish guy: (lisping like Sylvester) Hey, who was that?
Clod: Were have you been Finn Phineus?
Eva: Sleeping in his tank, as always.
Finn: Hey I need to hydrate. I have senceitive gills.
Terro: It just so happens that we've found a way to finaly leave this horrible warp.
Finn: (happy) really! (he grabs Homer) You hear that Homer, we're leaving the warp!
Finn and Homer: (dancing and singing) We're leaving the warp, we're leaving the warp.
Alzed: And we can finaly have our revenge on Histeria.
Finn and Homer: (still dancing) And we can get Histeria.
(they continue to dance around, Mona walks over and clonks their heads together)
Alzed: Thank you Mona.
Eva: Excuse my insolence master Alzed, but why are we trusting this Faust?
Alzed: Eva my dear, I know of this Circle he speaks of. They attepted to take over the world some time during the late 90's.
Clod: Yes, but, they failed.
Alzed: True, but with our help they could become a powerful force. And when they do, we will take that power from them.
Clod: Ah, the old double cross. But what if Faust crosses us first?
Alzed: Than Mona with enjoy her new "Play mate". Right Mona?
Mona: (Giggling playfully) Right. (she pulls a tool from her belt of torturing devises. It makes a dentist drill like whine and sparks fly from it. She laughs again. The others join her.)
Toast: (V.O.) Dude, they like totally messed up history, leaving us and the mice to like try to stop them. Of course, they try to get rid of us kids by sending us to another time. It was like there when the first moment of Loud and Charity occurred.
(We flashback to that clip of the story as some of the Histerians are by the lake after escaping Dr. Gnoggin's droids.)
Toast: At least we got to cool off.
(Under the water a giant prehistoric creature swims around beneath the kids.)
Cho-Cho: Do you guys feel like we're being watched?
(Loud is suddenly pulled under)
Loud: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
{Over by the cave}
Aka: That was Loud.
Pinky: I'll say it was.
Charity: Come on the others may need our help.
(They run toward the lake to see the others struggling with the large creature.)
Aka: What the deelio is dat thing?
Brain: It a Dunkleosteus!
Pinky: Well, I don't think it likes us either.
Brain: No Pinky, the Dunkleosteus is a carnivorus prehistoric fish. And it's attacking our friends.
(The dunkleosteus continues its attack, Splashing and flinging the others around in the water.)
Toast: (Riding the creature) Whoa, gnarly! (It flings him off) Wipe out! [Splash]
Charity: We heard Loud scream, where is he?
Cho-Cho: The big fish pulled him under, we can't find him.
Froggo: (Running out of the water) That thing's too strong for us. We need to get rid of it some how.
Pepper: How? It's gotta be over, (motions with hands) Um, over, uh well, it's bigger than the spice girls tour bus.
Froggo: (seeing one of the broken droids) hmm, I may have thought of something.
(He grabs one of the pointed legs off of the droid)
Toast: We need to get out of here!
Charity: No, not before we find Loud.
(Lucky Bob sticks his head in the water)
Lucky Bob: (Gurgleing) Hiyo! (The creature swims up to Lucky Bob.)
Froggo: Look out! (He stabs the Creature with the droids leg, it shrieks and swims away.)
Aka: Is it over now?
Cho-Cho: I think so.
Toast: (Dragging Loud out of the water) Dudes, Hey dudes! I found him.
Charity: Thank goodness.
Cho-Cho: (To Loud) Are you ok? (he doesn't respond)
Pepper: Why isn't he answering?
(Aka puts her ear to his chest)
Aka: He's not breathing. (others gasp) There's a pulse, but it's weak. He needs artificial respiration.
Toast: Well don't look at me, I'm not gonna lock lips with him.
Charity: (sighs) I'll do it. (She leans over to him and administers mouth-to-mouth.)
Pepper: (worried) Hurry.
Charity: I'm going as fast as I can. (to Loud) Please don't die. (She continues the mouth-to-mouth as the rest look on worried.)
Loud: Ga, [cough] mblah. (He continues to cough up water.)
Charity: (happy) He's alive.
Loud: (weakly)Wha, [cough] What happened? [cough, cough] I, the last thing I remember is being pulled under...
Charity: (Inturupting) Shh, don't worry, you're okay. (He gasps and weezes. She holds him closely.)
JusSonic: (V.O.) Ahh, isn't that cute?
Charity: (V.O mad) Well, it wasn't cute when we were almost killed many times and the fact that Elmyra tries to hit on my man. And if I were you, I wouldn't show that clip.
JusSonic: (V.O.) I won't. Now let's cut to the chase or the Final Confrontation(TM) scene.
(Flashback to that now. In another part of the ship Alzed is digging through a pile of weapons. Father Time sneaks up behind him.]
Father Time: What are you planning, Alzed?
Alzed: You're really confident you can stop us, old man. You'll fail eventually.
Father Time: We're more powerful than you think. We'll make sure tyrants like you never succeed.
Alzed: Such a diluted fool. (He pulls out a scimitar.) Here's what I was looking for. Primitive, but highly effective. (He swipes at Father time) Why don't I give that beard of yours a trim. (He swipes again, Father Time falls back into a pile of pipes. He grabs one of the pipes and uses it to block Alzed's next blow.)
Father Time: You're the fool.
Alzed: You're a good fighter, but not good enough. (He makes another swipe nearly missing Father Time.)
Father Time: (Getting up) Good, will always prevail against evil.
Alzed: You're so noble, just like General Knowledge was. (He pushes a button on the wall. A door opens to the outside space.) How fitting you should die like him! (He makes another blow knocking Father Time out of the doorway. Father Time grabs the bottom of the opening and hangs on for dear life.)
Father Time: Ugh!
Alzed: (Lifting his scimitar) Your time has finally come, old man! Behold, MY REVENGE! (He is about to make his final blow but BFB dives form out of nowhere and clings to his face.)
BFB: Bonzeee!
Alzed: (Dropping sword and pulling at BFB) Uhg, get him off of me! (BFB farts) Gahh! Ohh, the smell!
BFB: Pooty! (He farts again. At the door Father Time begins to lose his grip. As he is about to fall a group of small hands reach out and catch him. The children pull him to safety.)
Aka: We got yo back jack.
Loud: ARE YOU OK SIR?
Father Time: Yes. You kids have great timing.
(Alzed still struggles w/ BFB, who is now joined by Cho-Cho, Lucky Bob, and Froggo.)
Alzed: Get off me you little urchins!
(Mr. Smartypants and Miss Info run by)
Miss Info: Sir! We should be getting out of here. World's Oldest Woman is waiting for us at the Wells.
Father Time: Every body's got good timing today. Come on kids, we're going!
(Kids cheer and follow the adults to the docking bay. Alzed gets up.)
Alzed: Come back here! I'm not done with you yet!
[In the docking bay WOW, Pinky and Brain are waiting]
WOW: What took you so long?
Smartypants: No time to explain now. We need to get out of here.
Wow: I'll agree to that. (She starts the Wells and pilots it back way.)
[Back in the Omenex]
Alzed: (to crew) Rev up the engines we're going after them! (The crew responds and turns on the engines. There is a loud whirring noise) What was that?
Dr. Gnoggin: Our engines are overloading! We're going too fast!
Terro: We can't turn them off. There's a Histerian encryption code blocking our commands. We'll be sucked into another 5th dimensional warp.
Alzed: NO! I'll get you Father time! You and your little Brats! (Out side the Omenex speeds uncontrollably out of the 4th dimension. Cut back to right now in our world.)
Froggo: And that's how the versions of us in that world defeat the Omenex. Of course, who knows if we really encountered them just like Alzed?
Pepper: Like never! (laughing maniacally)
Loud: Geez, Pep. Your laugher is loud as me during the real first adventure we have.
JusSonic: Speaking of which, let's go to that now.
Sammy: Do we have to? I mean, we also experienced through it twice first through Gene's life story and when Loud lost his memories.
Loud: (cringing) Thanks for reminding me.
JusSonic: But we got to do this. What would people seeing or reading this thinks? Now "24 Hours" by my pal Robert Dougherty shows the friendship between Loud and Miss Info and the first appearance of your most deadliest foe ever, Gene Burrows.
Bill: Of course, it woulda been avoided if Gene just took risks or something. But you got to admit, he sure have an impact when we saw him for the first time. Well, I wasn't there but you get the picture.
(We now flashback to that fateful scene in "24 Hours" in the Histerians' meeting room as their TV screen is full of static. The static clears up and now we see a strange, eccentric looking man on the screen. He has jet black hair and is dressed in a white scientific coat worn over a black shirt. This is the first appearance of Gene Burrows himself}
Gene Burrows: Good afternoon, world. We interrupt these programs of entertainment and joy to bring you something completely different, a revelation. Recently I made a discovery about a show, particularly two characters in that show, that I want the whole world to know about. For the next 24 hours, you will be witness to programming that may drive you nuts, but also teach you what I have learned, and what must be done about it. Enjoy. Wait a minute, this isn't enjoyable, so ignore that last statement. Just watch this, and I'll be back in 24 hours.
{The TV then goes static again, but after a second or two it clears up. TV's all over the world are now being tuned in to one image. The image is that of Loud, and now we see this clip is from the sketch where he reenacted The Shot Heard Round The World, and we see him do that.)
Loud: (V.O.) And once we realized that what Gene is doing isn't good, me and Miss Info have to go to his hometown of Long Beach and since he got rid of any transportation for us, we have to walked first. Gene soon leaves us a phone and let's say I started to hate myself there.
(We flashback to the first phone conversation between Gene and the two heroes in 24 Hours)
Loud: RETURNING TO THE POINT OF MY STATEMENT, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! YOU'RE GENE BURROWS!
Gene: Well what do you know, you got it right, give yourself a prize!
Miss Info:{To Gene on the phone}So you're the guy who's in charge of this marathon.
Gene: Correct, and you should thank Loud for that, because you certainly would not have gotten that answer by yourself.
Loud: AS LONG AS YOU'RE ON THE PHONE, I'D LIKE TO ASK SOME QUESTIONS. FIRST AND FOREMOST, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
Gene: Because I hate you, but that's not the main reason, it just heavily contributed to it. I hate your yelling all the time Loud, especially since that's what you're doing 99% of the time, and you're quite obnoxious because of that. And I hate Miss Information's stupidity, her remarks are so idiotic it makes me very angry.
Miss Info: And for that you're running a marathon? Why?
Gene: Because I want the whole world to realize how horrible you are and make you pay for it. But that's not the main reason either. You took away something that meant the world to me, and for that you're going to suffer.
Miss Info: Through taking over every TV in the world?
Gene: Yes, I know it may be an evil thing, but if it will make everyone know what I know, I'm willing to do anything.
Loud: But what will this accomplish, what do you want?!
Gene: What do I want? Oh, what I want is very simple. I want you to pay the price for being so annoying and one dimensional. I want you to suffer a crime equal to the crime you committed to me. I want to share my knowledge of what I've learned with the entire world, and help me and everyone else do something about it. And I want you to feel the wrath of an angry world which will not be as forgiving as I am after they've experienced the horror you've brought them.
Miss Info: But we didn't take control of TV, you did, so they'll blame you for airing this!
Gene: You'd really like to think so wouldn't you? Well, not surprisingly, you think wrong.
{While Gene is talking, we see various people around the world either trying to get out of their houses, try to do something else other than watch the marathon to no success, or are getting angry, scared, and very annoyed at what's being shown}
Gene: Right now, even as I speak, the people of this fair world are being exposed to the horror of a very loud kid and a dimwitted tour guide. They could only stand it for a half hour tops, but being exposed to it for 24 hours would drive them insane, and some people have already gone nuts. It's your yelling and your dimwittedness that is driving them crazy and causing them to have no chance of doing anything else but be annoyed. All I've done is show them this, and with all due respect, I'm not the one yelling or saying stupid things to drive the public to such depths of craziness, now am I? And when this is over, everyone will know that.
Loud: YOU'RE INSANE!!
Gene: I'm not insane or evil, I'm just someone trying to make the world a better place, and besides, people with I.Q's of 178 are generally not insane. But problem is, I don't want you to suffer quite yet. If you take a route through the city to my place, you'll encounter many people wanting to get you for what you've done, particularly as you get closer to my place. I would like to save this part for later, so I'll give you a helping hand. Look at the pedestal.
{They look and see a map on top of the pedestal}
Gene: That map contains an alternate route for you two to go. Nearby here, there is a very desolate route with no buildings, people, plants or anything, and it leads right to my house. In my opinion, it would be safer to take than going through the city, so I suggest you take the map and follow it.
Miss Info: I had no idea there was such a route here, I thought this whole city was one big, well, city!
Gene: Not to my surprise, there are lots of things you don't know.
Loud: STOP INSULTING HER AND HER INTELLIGENCE!!
Gene: What intelligence, she has none of that to insult!
Loud:{Growling}HOW DO WE KNOW THIS ROUTE OF YOURS ISN'T A TRAP?!
Gene: That's for me to know and you to find out, but consider. What would be more dangerous, facing traps that compared to facing people exposed to the marathon are easy to get out of, or facing people who are very exasperated and angry at you for what you've done to their sanity and who will do anything to get you? It's your choice, and I'm even going to hang up so I won't hear it to give you an advantage, but if I were you, I'd take my route, it's safer. But then again, I'm glad I'm not you, with a voice that can destroy glass and an I.Q. that's nearly equal to that insane lab mouse Pinky!
Miss Info: Don't you have anything better to do than insult our faults?!
Gene: You're right, I have a marathon to direct. So long for now, but prepare to hear quite a bit from me later. And you can keep the phone.{He hangs up}
Miss Info: (V.O.) And of course, he kept his word. We nearly got killed by an electric snake, a bunch of bars, and his small spiders.
Loud: (V.O.) And during our walk, we have some talks when we started to feel bad. One of them is most important of them all.
(We flaseback to that scene in the California desert from "24 Hours" where Loud and Miss Info have one of their talks.)
Loud: Hey, why do you look so unhappy?
Miss Info: I'm fine, I've just been thinking.
Loud: About what?
Miss Info: Everything. What if this is all a wild goose chase and we're really going nowhere? What if our luck does run out if Gene sends out another trap? And even if we do stop him, we'll still have made a lot of enemies from the first 18 hours of this marathon. This whole situation just feels...hopeless, and I'm feeling a bit blue thinking about it.
Loud: Oh dear. Well, we are in quite a bit of a pickle, but you can't give up hope. Not even in a situation this bad.
Miss Info: I know, but it's hard.
Loud: Well, there's only one thing to do to get you out of these blues.
Miss Info: What?
Loud: Just think about all the things that make you happy, and keep thinking about them until the bad thoughts go away.
Miss Info: Are you leading up to a song parody of that things that make you happy song in "The Sound of Music"?
Loud: No, we already did that with Stalin. Go ahead, think happy thoughts.
Miss Info: Okay, I'm thinking.......hey, that does make me feel a bit better. Now it's making me feel more than a bit better, thanks!
Loud: Absolutely no problem.
Miss Info: You know, it's fitting that you came up with that idea, say I'll bet that advice is the reason why you smile all the time!
Loud: That's right, it's always better to think of happy things than depressing things, and in a crisis like this, you certainly need to keep your hopes up.
Miss Info: How true. You know I'm quite surprised I didn't come to my conclusions about you long ago. It seems that whenever you're not yelling, you're almost always smiling, and anyone who can be so cheerful all the time can't be that bad. Unless that someone's doing it because they're too stupid to do otherwise.
Loud: Hey, I hope you're not describing yourself there, you don't smile all the time.
Miss Info: I know, and I know you wouldn't let me think that about myself without trying to make me feel better.
Loud: Darn right.
Miss Info: Well that's it, I know that you're nervous about the others possible accusations about you if you show them this side of you, but I'm not going to stand by and be the only one to know what kind of person you really are. If we live through this, I would like for you to fix that by showing them.
Loud: You're right, if we live through this I do want to apologize for all of this by doing so, but what if they..
Miss Info:{Interrupting}Say bad things about it? Don't worry, I'll defend you and keep doing so until they finally realize that you mean it.
Loud: This is getting way too dramatic and serious, should we really be discussing this?
Miss Info: All right, but I just want to say one more thing. I don't know why it seems that someone's good side always shows up during a crisis, but Loud, I'm certainly happy that you decided to show yours for this.
Loud: I was just about to say the same thing about you. As I said, you're the first person to ever say those kind of words about me, and you've helped so much during this, I'll have plenty to say about that when we get back.
Miss Info:{Smiling}Thanks, but you said earlier that getting sentimental would get Gene angry, right? Maybe we should go before we get him angrier.
Loud: I'll certainly agree to that.
Chit: (V.O.) And while they went to stop Gene, we try to stop him in our own way by teaming up with Tesla and Gene's former pal, Harry Norman.
Cho-Cho: (V.O.) But in the words of that woman with the long name, things don't always go according to plan. Gene found out and tries to kill us.
Lucky Bob: (V.O.) Yes now!
(We cut to the battle in "24 Hours" between the remaining Histerians and Gene's robo-spiders.)
Sammy: If I knew, I'd tell you, but I don't. Something's in here though.{Just then, the light is turned back on. Sammy now finds himself face to face with two large red eyes}AAAHHH!
{We now finally see what these things are: they are mechanical spiders. They're not that tall, about 5-6 feet, but are still very imposing}
Sammy:{Scared}Okay, now I know. Harry, there are robot spiders in here.
Harry: Gasp! Spider bots! Gene was talking about building those before I went on vacation. He always liked spiders.
Sammy: Oh. Now you tell us!
{The cast runs away from the spider bots. But the bots make no effort to chase them. Instead they come near the console}
Tesla: This is unusual, why aren't they trying to kill us? And for that matter, why didn't I think of building something like those spiders?
Harry: Oh my, they don't want to get you, Gene must have sent them to destroy the console!
Toast: Cha, that was fairly obvious.
Harry: We've got to get them away from there, there's only one thing to do. We have to get them to chase you.
Aka: Um, wouldn't that almost be suicide?
Harry: There's no other way!
Father Time: But how do we set them off?
Sammy: I think I have an idea.{To Tesla}And you my eccentric friend will provide the carrying out of it. All you need to do is{whispers in Tesla's ear}
Tesla: You can't be serious.
Sammy: Normally I'm not, but today would hardly be considered normal.
{Tesla goes over to the console. One spider bot raises it's arm/tentacle and stomps a part of the control panel. Tesla kicks it, runs, and the bot goes after him. He only stops when they're safely away from the console. The bot comes near him}
Tesla: Hello. I'm..shudder...Christopher Walken.
{After a one second pause, the bot explodes}
Sammy: Ha, what'd I tell you? That bot thought that he was Walken, and it got so scared that it exploded!
{The other bots break away from the console and come near the cast}
Froggo: Well, you succeeded in getting them away from there, now what?
Sammy: There's only one thing to do. Run away!
{They do that. But one bot stays behind and goes back near the console. Charity notices this and follows it. The bot is about to destroy another part of the control panel, but before it's leg comes down, Charity stands right in the way. It stops just before it hits her}
Charity: Dr Burrows, I know you can hear and see this via this robot, and you should know that I'm not moving away from here, since I know you can't destroy this if I keep standing in the way, and you can't bring yourself to kill a little kid, or at least one who you don't hold a grudge with.
{Cut to Gene who's watching this}
Gene: Drat, she's right! Well, let's see if she's someone of her word.
{The bot's leg moves to the right, but Charity gets there before the leg comes down. It then try to strike at the side of the console, but she gets there again. Finally the leg shoves her away and before she gets back, it goes through the steel wall. Desperately, Charity notices a part of a leg of the previous bot. She grabs it, runs towards the bot, and drives the leg through it's stomach. It staggers and falls to the floor}
Charity: Hmm, if I could think of a dramatic catch line to say like they do in movies, I'd say it, but since I can't, I'll go help the others.
{At another part of the room, Nostradamus opens a door labeled "Props" picks up something we can't see, and goes up to a bot holding something behind his back. The bot tries to hit him with it's leg}
Nostradamus: Hold on there, Mr Spider Bot, before you try to hurt me you should first let me read your future.{The bot swings at him again}Well too bad, I am reading it away! Okay, I prediciate that you are...going to be hit with a great big mallet!
{The bot swings again, then Nostradamus pulls out a fairly large mallet from his back, swings it and hits the bot's head. It's head is now nearly decapitated, and the bot itself falls down}
Nostradamus: I was right! That was a pretty silly way to defeat that thing, but I'll take it.
{Nearby, a bot closes in on Sammy. He is now behind a pile of remains of another bot. Noticing this, he picks up one of it's pointed legs}
Sammy: All right Mr bot, let's leg fight.
{Sammy swings at it, but the bot's front right leg blocks Sammy's. They duel for a few moments, but the bot clearly has the upper hand and Sammy can barely lift the giant leg}
Sammy: Phew, now that I think of it, what am I doing? I'm no fighter.{The bot knocks Sammy's robot leg away, then knocks him down on the floor}Case in point.
{But just then, BFB jumps onto the bot's head. He farts and the bot nearly staggers from it. But it pushes him away and moves ominously towards him. Sammy notices this and begins to get very angry}
BFB: Uh oh.
Sammy: You get away from that baby this instant, you cold piece of machinery!
{The bot mockingly comes closer to him. An enraged Sammy picks the metal leg back up, swings at the bot, but the bot blocks it with its leg again. But Sammy pushes the leg away for a moment and drives the leg through it's neck. He grabs BFB and runs away just as the bot explodes}
{In another part of the room, a bot is chasing Aka and Pepper and is barely behind them}
Pepper: Ahhhh! How do we get away from this thing?
Aka: The same way the other bots were destroyed. You'll need to provide a distraction though.
Pepper: I can do that very easily.
{Aka runs off and Pepper turns to face the bot}
Pepper: AHAHAHA!!! IT'S YOU! IT'S REALLY YOU! OH, CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!
{She holds out her autograph book, but the bot, instead of signing it, steps on it leaving a huge hole}
Pepper: Hey, you're not the mechanical spider from "Wild Wild West"!{The bot quickly corners her at a wall}Guess that means you'll have to explode now.{The bot's leg comes right at her but she dives and it hits the wall}Unfortunately I don't have the tools to do that. But they do.
{Before the bot can hit her again, Aka and Charity come into view holding another severed metal leg, and drive it through the bot. On the other side, Froggo and Toast come nearby holding another leg, but they instead throw it and it comes down, hitting the bot behind the head, causing it to fall down and then blow up}
{Back at the control console, a bot tries to cause more damage, but before it does, Chit comes into view}
Chit: Hello there, Mr bot. Before you destroy this console, why not first do it with fabulous breath! Although you probably don't have breath, it still wouldn't hurt to try this state of the art toothpaste.
{He pulls out a perfume bottle and sprays toothpaste into the bot's open mouth. Then the bot begins to stagger}
Chit:{Staging surprise}Oops, my mistake, turns out that toothpaste was designed to deactivate all your systems and wires once put into your mouth. I'll have to talk to my manufacturer about this.{Glares at Smartypants}
Smartypants:{Mocking remorse}Oops, heh heh.{The bot falls down to the floor, deactivated}
{Back nearby, the rest of the cast groups together}
Father Time: Is that all of them?
WOW: Yes, unless you count those two over there.{We see the last two bots surrounding the console}
Toast: Dude, we've got to get them away from there!
Tesla: And how will we do that with no more of those big arms left?
Harry: There's only one option left then. You'll have to jump on them and get them with the smaller pieces.
Sammy: Sounds very suicidal, but we really don't have any more options.
{Each of the Histerians run over and get one small piece of the deactivated bots, and then run over to the console where the bots are wreaking everything. Half of the cast jumps on one bot, the rest on the other, and try to drive their pieces through. But it doesn't have much luck}
Nostradamus: Wait a minute, stop please. This doesn't seem to be working, so shouldn't we be aiming at these thingies' weak spots?
Smartypants: And where would that be, pray tell?
Nostradamus: I've got it! Aim for their heads, when I hit that one with the big mallet it nearly took its really scary head off, so..
Sammy: Enough talking, let's just do it!
{Everyone aims their pieces and drive them through the head of the bot they are on. They then get off and we see the bots are staggering and about to fall. At that moment however, the bots put their legs on the control panel and make a big hole, then they fall through that hole and land flat on their face. This added impact makes the already damaged heads explode, and their fire from that soon makes the entire console explode, with the remains barely missing the others}
Harry:{Shaken}The console, is it destroyed?
Tesla: Yes Mr Norman, it's gone to console heaven. I'm sure it'll fit right in with the destroyed models of my death ray though.
Harry: Is there anything left?
Charity: Except for the remains, no, it's all gone.
Lucky Bob:{Worried}Absolutely.
Harry: Then there's no way we can stop the marathon on time. It's up to Loud and Miss Info now.
{Everyone looks depressed}
Sammy: Okay see, okay one time Randy Beaman heard a knock on his door on Halloween and saw someone dressed like Freddy Krueger and he thought it was really him, but his Mom told him it was just a grown man dressed like him but she was wrong it really was Freddy Krueger.
{Everyone looks at him confused}
Aka: What was that for?
Sammy: Well excuse me for trying to lighten up the mood.
(Cut back to the present)
Sammy: Well, I did.
Lucky Bob: Ha! Wrong now!
Toast: Well, basically dude, we like failed to stop the marathon early.
Charity: And of course it nearly got worse when my love though he wasn't my love yet at that time got captured along with Miss Info.
(We flashback to the scene where Loud and Miss Info are captured by Gene. The devil himself came out)
Gene: Hahahaha, what brilliance! Don't you appreciate the genius of that? I fooled you not once, not twice, but thrice! Quite a fitting way for us to finally meet in person.{He walks up to the cell}
Miss Info: Well, you certainly don't look like the trademark mad scientist.
Gene: I don't? Well, as even you should know, I'm someone full of surprises.
Loud: All right Gene, now that you have us, what are you going to do? The marathon will be over in about 15 minutes, you said you'd be back on TV at that time, so what's the scheme? I don't think you merely wanted our reputations ruined by annoying everyone to death, what's your real agenda?
Gene: Very well, I'll tell you what my goal is. A goal very realistic and a goal that deserves to befulfilled. The goal....of your timely and overdue demises.
Miss Info: Wait a minute, after all your threats, all your insults, all you want to do is kill us? That's a bit of an anticlimax.
Loud: If you wanted to kill us, why couldn't you do it the normal way, why a marathon? And how would a marathon destroy us?
Gene: Why it's all very simple. If I did it the normal way, I would probably be caught, be labeled a fugitive and taken to jail, besides I can't bring myself to kill someone, not even you. But if I convince the world that it's a good thing to kill you, and it is, then I would be labeled a hero instead of a convict.
Miss Info:{Confused}So, you're asking for the world's permission to get rid of us?
Gene: No, you, you...blast I'm running out of insults here, um...witless sponge, yes that's it. I'm not going to kill you, but everyone else will. Once the marathon ends, I will convince everyone that the only way to avenge the last 24 hours is to wipe you off the face of the earth, and that shouldn't be hard. I'm just disappointed that the people need a marathon to realize what must be done. And I'm sad that I needed to have my life ruined to realize the same.
Loud: EXCUSE ME FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS REASONS FOR YOUR SAYING THIS STUFF, BUT ARE YOU SAYING WE DESERVE TO DIE?!
Gene: Of course. We live in a pleasant, entertaining world, and it doesn't deserve to be tarnished by having unpleasant, degrading, sanity trying people like you in it. You are annoying, one dimensional, loud, idiotic, with no redeeming qualities, and any you have can't possibly make up for your many bad ones, why should you live? The world will be better off without non funny characters like you.
Loud:{Low}Are you trying to intimidate us and make us believe that what you say is true? WELL IF YOU ARE IT WON'T WORK! WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU THINK WE ARE, AND WE CAN DEFEAT YOU AND RISE AGAINST YOUR SLANDEROUS REMARKS BECAUSE WE'RE BETTER PEOPLE THAN YOU!!{Miss Info smiles}
Gene: Sigh, Loud you may not realize it, but this is a serious hostage situation, not a comedy club. So don't try to make me laugh with that better person hogwash. Whoops, too late.{He chuckles}
Miss Info:{Very angry}You psychotic monster!!{She try to grab him through the bars, but can't}
Gene: Ooh, the dunce is mad at me, I'm so scared! Give it up you two, you've lost. Time and luck are luxuries, and in your case, they're luxuries which you have just been evicted from. In another hour a vengeful mob will prove that fact by killing you both. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with the entire world and you have a date with said angry mob. Don't get used to being alone, you won't be for long.{He walks back into the house laughing}
Loud: (V.O.) Of course, we prove how wrong he is when Harry arrived in time to save us. That started a Final Confrontation(TM) in which my pals defeated Gene's mob. And in which me, Miss Info, and Harry nearly got killed by the psycho himself. He shot Miss Info, me and Harry are next.
(We flashback to the climax of the final battle of "24 Hours" as Gene is hanging from the flagpole and shooting Loud and Harry on the roof)
Gene: Rats again! Only one box left, I'd better be conservative.{He puts the gun inside his mouth, then with his free hand pulls the last box of bullets out of his pocket and begins to reload. Loud and Harry are meanwhile at the far left of the roof}
Harry: Did you hear that, he has only 10 bullets left. Loud, I have an idea, I'm going to{whispers his plan in Loud's ear}
Loud: No, you, you can't do that, it's not worth it!
Harry: I will not stand by and let that madman kill you, this is the last option. At least I'll have gone for a worthy cause. You just need to make him waste his bullets.
Loud: But I still can't let you...
Harry: Shhh. People say you're one dimensional with the yelling, please for our sakes, don't be one dimensional in saving lives. Now do it.
{He walks away. Cut to the police and the Histerians down below}
Sammy: Umm, Mr Timpowitcz, when were you planning on DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS! Like stopping him?!
Timpowitcz: Well as we said, we want him to succeed, but we do plan to arrest him, but after he succeeds.
Sammy: If you won't stop him, I will!
{He grabs a gun from an officer. He then points it at Gene who is now finished reloading the gun. Before Sammy can get a shot off, we see Gene turn towards him and without any emotion, he fires his gun , and we then see Sammy fall down. Gene now turns his attention to a running Harry}
Gene: HARRY!!!!
Loud: HEY GENE! LEAVE HARRY ALONE, IT'S ME THAT YOU WANT! YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME DEAD FIRST!!
Gene:{Extremely cold}Prepare to suffer a fate of indescribable pain.{Normal}Otherwise known as being shot, you can choose your pick of description.
{He fires at Loud and once again narrowly misses. Loud runs back and forth from left to right as Gene continues to fire. He keeps on missing but he's getting closer. However he's getting angrier as Loud continues to avoid him, and he fires quicker and with more rage, until a clicking sound is heard; he is now out of bullets. He looks and sees the police now pointing guns at him, and the Histerians looking at him with vengeful intent on their faces. Now realizing all is lost, Gene screams in anguish}
Timpowitcz: Okay Gene, are you ready to come down now?
Gene: NO!{Low}It's not over. You fools haven't won anything. Right now all you've earned is a rest until the inevitable! THIS ISN'T OVER YET!
Voice:{V.O.}Oh no?
{We now see Harry standing above Gene. He then jumps off the house and he is about to fall on the pole}
Gene: Okay, maybe now it's over.
{Harry lands on the pole, knocking Gene from his hold, and they fall. At that exact second, a window is broken and Tesla comes out with many pieces of equipment}
Tesla: Hahahaha! At last, with all these devices I will finally be able to build a successful death ray! Sure it is wrong to steal this from him, but at least now I won't have to resort to one of those embarrassing death ray yard sales.
{Just then, Gene falls to the ground, though we don't see it. Before Tesla can comprehend this, something falls on him. We now see Harry, alive and apparently well, sitting on Tesla, who is lying on the ground}
Harry: I'm, I'm alive? I'M ALIVE! Hahahaha! I thought I was going to die, now they're okay and I'm alive! Oh thank you Mr{he then sees who it is}AAHH! Oh, it's you Mr Tesla, thank you for standing there so I could fall on you!
(We cut back to the present)
Miss Info: And that's how we defeated Gene for the first time.
Father Time: Yeah, but it made us look worst in the eyes of the public.
JusSonic: I will save you the trouble of saying why. No one wants to kill Loud and Miss Info, but many are peeved out because of what happened. And while Gene was put away for a while, your show got cancelled, your episodes burned, and your show was banned by our capital from showing anywhere again.
Loud: And I hated myself even more because I felt responsible for the whole mess during the time.
Aka: Are you doing the hating yourself again?!
JusSonic: Maybe we can fix that by reviewing the sequel "Another 24 Hours", which not only features the sudden return of Burrows, but the start of the love between Loud and Charity.
Charity: As you know, I started to spent time with Loud ever since our farewell party. And to make it short...
Chit: I can put it down to a page!
Bill: (sigh) Okay, a show of hands. I think we all saw that one coming.
Charity: As I was saying, we got tricked into going to Washington by Gene, Smartypants was tricked into helping in, and he built his robo-spider and used it to take over our nation. And to make matters worst, he forced people to go after my love and his two pals by his speech.
(Fade to Gene's TV speech in "Another 24 Hours")
Gene: As you all know, I am the man who earlier aired the infamous 24 hour marathon in an attempt to kill it's two "stars" Loud Kiddington and Miss Information. And I must make it clear that I still want to do so. But I also want you to finally realize what good it would do, that's why I did this. Like before, their annoyance brought about horrible consequences, it drove me to air the marathon, and they caused you all to go crazy from it. Now, they have drove me to terrorize our nation's capital and take over the country. So, what I want is the same thing I asked for last time, I want you all to kill them.
Harry: Nostalgic, isn't he?
Sammy: And completely sick and repetitive, he tried this before, why would it work now?
Gene: I have come here to make you all a deal. I want to form an army, an army of citizens, formed by the residents of Washington D.C. And it has one purpose, to find Loud and Miss Info, as well as someone else that stopped me previously, Dr Harry Norman. Here's a picture.{He pulls out a picture of Harry}Because he helped them, he is a target, and he must be killed too. What I want is for this army to find those three, capture them, bring them to the White House, and then I will kill them. If that is accomplished, I will turn back control of the country back to Clinton and company, and leave peacefully. You'll never be bothered by me again and I will do no more damage, I will turn everything back to normal in an instant if you do that. But, if you don't, I will keep my job...and I will turn the country into a communist society, as well as singlehandedly turn the country into the living embodiment of our darkest nightmares, people enslaved, cities ravaged, everyone suffering, you get the idea.
WOW: Well Sammy, that answers your question as well.
Sammy: If I wasn't so shocked and terrified about what is going to happen now, I'd respond.
Loud: That makes two of us.
Gene: And one more thing. Fittingly...you have only 24 hours to capture them. If they are not found, captured, and brought to me and killed by 4 PM tomorrow, the United States becomes a living Hades. Now, I want the army that will prevent this to be formed quickly, so here's another offer. Anyone in this city who wants to be part of the army must head to the front of the Capital Building in 20 minutes, where I will put it together and prepare it for it's task. If anyone who wants to join gets here after 4:20, tough break, you can't.
Toast: (V.O.) And what do you know, dude, he got his army and a new friend by the name of Vincent Morre, the guy who totally doesn't like being confused for Vincent Price or Peter Lorre.
WOW: (V.O.) The army started chasing us throughout town and nearly gotting us. It got worst when they killed our pal Reverend Karris just for helping us, you know.
Loud: (V.O.) And during that time, me and Charity try to keep our feelings from each other because we fear that Gene may find out.
Charity: (V.O.) Of course, we find out in the almost perfect way.
(Cut to Smartypants's bedroom as seen in "Another 24 Hours". Charity comes in and finds Loud banging his head into the closet door}
Loud: STUPID ME! STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!{He finally sees Charity and backs away from her}
Charity: I must admit, you're being too paranoid about this. I'm not angry about that kiss, you were just showing me your appreciation for what I did, it was sweet. There wasn't anything wrong with it.
Loud: But there was, if only you knew, but you can't!{They sit down on the nearby bed}Charity, there's only one way you can survive until 4:00, you've got to get as far away from this city, and from me as possible, it's your only hope!
Charity: I won't. After I went and defended you to prevent them from leaving, you think I'm going to? Besides, there is a fate worse than death for me. That would be the haunting reminder that if I went away from you guys and you died, I wasn't there to help prevent that. I couldn't live with facing that, and I'm not going to give myself the chance.
Loud: So you're still willing to help me, even though it could mean your certain doom?
{Charity nods. Loud looks at her for a moment and begins to smile again, but it quickly fades away and he begins to cry}
Charity: What's wrong, why are you crying?
Loud:{Sobbing}I can't take it anymore! I've tried to hide it as much as I can, but I just can't do it!
Charity: Do what?
Loud: Oh Charity, I'm sorry I've been ignoring you lately, but let me explain why.{Takes a deep breath}There's something I've been meaning to tell you ever since we arrived in this city, but since Gene returned I've tried to hide it from you and him. But I can't anymore. You deserve to know this after all you've done, but you don't deserve the consequences that could happen if I do.
Charity: Okay, well since you can't hide whatever it is, you should say it so you can get it out of your system.
Loud: All right.{Takes a very deep breath}Charity, let me first say that I couldn't be more happy or more thankful for what you've done to help me if I tried. It's been an honor to be with you these last few months, and as far as I know there's only one person I've met that could possibly be as loving and wonderfully sweet as you{Charity blushes}But that's not what I want to say, those are just reasons. They're the reasons why I..{struggles to say it}I, I...
Charity: You what?
Loud: I....{finally manages to eke out a whisper}I love you.
Charity: Is that it?{Loud nods}Well, in the unlikely event you were afraid I'd be mad or upset at you for saying that, don't be. You know why?{She lifts his chin up and speaks very softly}Because I love you too.
Loud: You, you do?
Charity: Yes I do, and I've wanted to tell you that since we got here too. But I've been afraid because...
Loud:{Finishing for her}Because of what Gene would do if he found out? That's why I didn't tell you, I'm still afraid that if he finds out he'll kill you. Oh boy, it's gonna be harder to keep it a secret now that we know, and Gene's so smart he'll figure it out very easily if he hasn't already, and...
Charity: Sssh, you've been paranoid about this far too long. If he does find out, it really does matter, he wants us all dead anyway. If he knows, we'll deal with it as we go. But I do love you, and I won't let him affect that.
Loud: You're right I should be stronger than this and less paranoid.{Hugs her}Thank you for lessening my regret of finally letting the big secret out.
Charity:{Hugging him back}Don't worry, we're going to be okay, we'll make it.
{They hug for a few more seconds, then break slightly apart, still holding each other. They just stare at each other for a second or two, then begin to instinctively move closer to each other. She puts her arms back around him, and he moves his right hand over to touch her face, and brings his other hand to stroke her ponytail. Their eyes close just as their lips meet, however Loud's eyes open widely afterwards from the feeling of her lips kissing his. However he quickly loses himself in the moment and kisses her back romantically and softly. Behind them, Miss Info and Harry are watching them and are obviously touched}
Miss Info: I knew they had it in each other to come forward.
Harry: This moment is definitely one long overdue.
Aka: So they're kissing now?{Eager}Can we see?
Harry: No, these moments are usually called "private moments". What's say we not make this an exception?
{He closes the door and the kids groan, and then they all leave, just as inside, Loud and Charity finish their kiss with their eyes half open looking at each other as their lips part, somewhat reluctantly. They look at each other, and then Loud breaks into his happiest smile and hugs her again lovingly. She hugs him back the same way}
{We cut to behind them as we see drapes over a window- but there is an arm hanging out holding a tape recorder pointed at the happy couple. We then see who the arm belongs to: it's Vincent Morre, with a lockpick in his other hand which he used to open the window a crack. He looks at the two with a frown, but then contemplates the information he has in his hand, and chuckles. He leaves with a sinister, devilish grin}
Charity: (V.O.) It was almost perfect because Morre find out and told Gene. The result was the order of me getting killed. I try to escaped but obviously it didn't worked and I got taken to the White House and Gene and I have a "visit".
(Cut to the scene in the White House where Charity is Gene's prisoner.)
Charity: That would make two of us. He was someone who needed support and I couldn't let him believe that what you say is true. I can't let someone I care for continue to live the tortured life you've put him in. Especially when I don't think even you believe what you say is the truth!
Gene:{Shocked}What?! You think that I don't...how DARE you say such an untrue and wrong thing, that's Miss Info's job!
Charity: You don't believe a word that comes out of your mouth. You only say those things so the people can't blame you for the horror you've caused, and because you want to make Loud and Miss Info miserable You say that all the things you've done is their fault..
Gene:{Interrupting}Because it is!! You must admit I wouldn't have done this if they hadn't cost me my job.
Charity: NO! You say you're doing this for the world's own good, but that, and everything else, is a lie, and you know it! Because it's all an attempt to distract the people from the truth, so they won't view you as the evil sick maniac you are, and mainly you say all those things about them because you're so obsessed with making them miserable!
Gene: Lies, _they're_ all lies! I'm doing this because I want the world to come to the same conclusion about
them that I have!
Charity: And that's why you're so sick, because you believe things about them that aren't there. You don't know them, all you know about them is what you want to know, if you knew them like I did, you wouldn't have done this, you just came to your conclusions from watching us on TV, and those clips do not judge the kind of people we really are.
Gene: All right then, fine. Let's say you're right, I can try to accept the fact that Loud and the others are nice people, I'm not a one-dimensional character that refuses to try to see that, those kind of villains are more overbearing than menacing. But does that give then an excuse to do what they did to me? That's why, good people or not, they're going to destroy democracy in this country if they don't stop breathing before 4:00, there's no other way to settle this.
Loud: (V.O.) And he was right, with the battle that soon happened.
Father Time: (V.O.) And it didn't helped that he came back as a robot to try to finished the job.
(Cut to that scene as Nathan, one of Gene's soldiers, is near Gene's dead body)
Nathan: Goodbye, and good riddance, you murderer.{Just then, Gene eyes incredibly open wide. Nathan backs up in total shock and fear. Gene then slowly gets up. He then walks towards the wall and even more surprisingly, climbs up slowly up the wall all by himself}
Nathan: He's, he's alive, it can't be! And how's he able to climb like that?
Pepper:{Gasps}Ohmigawds, look at his foot!{We see Gene's hurt left foot, there is a lot of red on it, and we see the red is beginning to change color. His right hand, also covered in red, is beginning to change it's color too}
Smartypants: What's going on, not even I can figure out why this is happening, and for that matter, what's happening.{He then looks at Gene's foot again and gasps in terror}Oh, oh my goodness, it can't be, it can't be!
Nathan: What can't be?{He looks up}Gasp, he's a, a, a...look out you guys up there!!
{On the roof, our heroes are shocked and puzzled at what's going on. Just then Gene's head rises above the ledge, his left hand is holding on to it. But when he raises his right hand, the sight is uncomprehendable and terrifiying....the hand is now mechanical. It's now complete solid steel and his fingers are also no longer human but scaly and robotic. He jumps onto the roof and the sight is even more terrifying, most of his left leg is now metal, and any other part in which he was bleeding from the fall is metal too}
Harry: No, this can't be what it looks like, but it is! You're a, a, a robot!
Loud:{Very nervous}Okay, okay I know the trick, this must be a robot, but this can't be Gene itself, he probably got away and sent this thing to finish us. Okay Gene, we got the trick, where are you?
Gene: I am Gene. This is a part of my final experiment. You see, when I was at Smartypants's lab, I tried to think of some ways that I could come back to try again to kill you if I died. So, I created a machine that combined all the parts of a human with all the power of a robot.
Miss Info: So you were a robot all along?
Gene: No, the machine would only work after I died. When I died in human form, the affects of the machine would take over and release my robot form, so I would come back to life as an all powerful robot. I gave up my humanity for the one thing I loved most, science, and now with it, I will take away the things I hate most, you four. Thanks for killing me and giving me this power to succeed this time, by the way.
Loud: No, no, it can't be, it can't be not over, not after such jubilation from your supposed death!
Gene: Oh don't worry, it'll be over soon enough, but this time in my favor.
Miss Info: (V.O.) And I guess no one needs to guess that he plans to destroy the capital just to get us.
Chit: (V.O. dry) Uh, maybe some of them can, did you think of that?
Smartypants: (V.O.) That aside, our pals fought Gene inside his spider. And in order to finish him off for good, one girl has to do it.
Charity: (V.O.) That would be me, and I nearly died as result.
(Cut to the end of the final battle scene. Gene is trapped and Charity is in the lone chair of an escape pod. Gene's head goes towards the glass window and tries to charge through with no luck)
Gene: You can't escape in time, it won't get you out right away, you have to go through tubes until it reaches the end of the spider and then it leaves!
Charity: It could be worse, I could be stuck in manacles and about to be destroyed. Good bye forever, Gene.
{She presses the "Eject" button on the chair. She then waves good bye tauntingly and the pod lifts to the roof and is seen going out through a white tube, there are three others next to it. Inside the other room, the others are getting into their pods and they press their separate "Eject" buttons simultaneously and lift out into the tubes. We go back and see Gene watching Charity's pod go with disdain}
Gene: Bah, well the missile will take care of her and get her eventually. Gasp, and it would get the spider too of course, I've got to get free of these manacles to escape the destruction!
{His head goes back into it's sockets and he resumes trying to get free. However, he then hears a creaking sound. He turns to the left console and sees the final screw is about to fall off the plate. He turns and sees the other console is about to be disconnected too. Gene then realizes what's about to happen}
Gene: Clever little girl.{The screws then finally fall off and, with the rope attached on top, the consoles swing downward....right at Gene, both are about to hit him at once}Well, those will hardly be considered famous last words.
{Through Gene's P.O.V we see the left console coming at him, then the sight goes to static and then the static fades away. We pan backwards and officially see the consoles hit Gene, and the evil scientist explodes. The fire from the explosion then reaches the ropes, and the consoles then come down on the ground. The fire begins to reach the consoles themselves and small explosions come out of that. The fire then starts to spread to other parts of the room, like Miss Info said, the explosion is causing a chain reaction, destroying other parts of the room and increasing the amount of fire. Just then, something flies out of the flames...it's one of Gene's hands, now back to normal. It unlocks the door and flies out as the fire grows
very quickly behind it}
{The hand flies towards the door of the control room and opens it. It then lands on the control console and pushes a button. It reveals a computer screen which reads "Status of Escape Pods" showing the four pods. He touches the fourth pod on the monitor and it fills the screen. A keyboard then show up below the screen and the hand goes over to a convenient mouse beside it and highlights the portion of the screen labeled "Air Supply". It then goes to the keyboard and deletes the highlighted word "Full Power" then types the word "Off" and presses Return}
{Cut to Charity's pod as she's putting band aids on her claw mark. Suddenly a hissing sound is heard}
Charity: What was that?{She looks around and then after a while, is finding it hard to breathe}Oh..no, he's turned...off the...air supply!
{She is after a while, greatly struggling to breathe now. Back at the control panel, the hand is now attempting to do the same to the other three pods. Just then a rumble is heard behind him, and then fire breaks through the door and rushes towards the panel. The hand panics, and as it's last act, it presses a button nearby labeled "Fire" The fire then reaches the panel and from outside, we see most of the spider's head explode}
{Inside the missile room, we see the time on top of the bomb say "Fire in 40 seconds": and then that 40 changes to 0. A hatch opens in front of the bomb and it begins to lift upward. Back outside, the remaining Histerians, citizens, and soldiers are rushing out of the White House yard from the explosions, and then
they turn and see the missile coming out}
Sammy: No, no it can't be! That thing's exploding and the bomb is still there?!{The bomb then launches into the sky}
Smartypants: Yes it is, and millions of people are going to find that out all too personally.
{We go to various points in the city as citizens everywhere see the bomb launching higher and higher, and preparing for the end. Then, the bomb stops, turns, and starts to streak to the ground nose first. The area it's falling in is very near the spider. Inside the missile room, another burst of fire breaks through the door and starts to fill the room. Outside, the bomb is closer to hitting the ground. Just then a burst of fire breaks through the open hatch where it launched....and at that very moment the falling bomb falls into that area of fire, and before it hits the ground, it explodes from it. It's a large explosion, but since it didn't land on the ground, it's not a nuclear one}
{Back inside, the escape pods are streaking through the tubes, fire is below them everywhere. They then reach the missile room and four hatches open above them. Just before the fire reaches the roof, the escape pods fly out through the hatches and launch high in the air}
Harry: Yee ha!!
Loud: YES!
Miss Info: We made it, we're okay!
{We go up to see Charity's pod is already high in the air: and she's passed out. Inside, the fire is spreading like crazy all over the place. It looks like the spider can no longer hold up, and from outside, we see in one final large and brilliant blast, the giant spider finally explodes. The fire destroys the part of the White House below it instantly, and in the part that remains, fire is spreading through the halls very quickly. Debris is falling through the roof like comets, and in a few short seconds, in an explosion which is actually not imitating the one from "Independence Day" the rest of the White House explodes. Debris is flying everywhere in sight, and the people on the ground run everywhere to avoid it. The fire is still going, though not as much. Just then, Charity's escape pod falls to the ground, and is soon joined by the other three pods. Behind them, the fire is beginning to fade away, and it is only then that the doors open in one of the pods, and Loud comes out. The people on the ground then finally notice the pods}
Smartypants: Look everyone, there they are! They made it!
Pepper: They're alive? AHHH, this is wonderful!{Harry and Miss Info come out}
Miss Info: Hey, look who's come to greet us!{The Histerians rush toward them}
Father Time: You guys did it! The spider's destroyed, the missile failed, and Gene's dead isn't he?
Harry:{Somber}I'm sorry, I have bad news....{Bright}for Vincent Morre if he can still hear us, this time he's really dead! No one could have survived that!
Miss Info:{Happy}And where's the one that caused his well deserved demise?
Harry: Hmm, good question, why hasn't she come out yet?{He goes over to Charity's pod, looks into it through the window and gasps}Everyone, come quick! Die Loud, Miss Info and Harry, die!
{The rest rush to the pod and with the doors now open, everyone can see Charity's motionless form}
Smartypants:{Coming into the pod}My goodness, I can instantly tell that there was no air in here!
Harry: He must have cut off the air supply and she passed out. And it looks like she got slashed repeatedly by those claws, she had no air to breathe and blood's been lost!
Loud:{Scared}That motionless form doesn't mean she's..she's...
Harry: She's not dead, but she's not breathing. She has a weak pulse. Does anyone here know CPR?!
Nathan: Hey, you're a doctor, why don't you do it?
Harry: I'm not a medical doctor, I'm a doctor of science and I don't know the first thing about CPR! Someone please come here who does!
Loud:{Trembling}I'll do it. Back up and give her room!{They all do so and Loud starts administrating mouth to mouth}
Aka: She's, she's not gonna die, is she?
Loud: Please don't talk like that, with the right techniques she'll wake up!{Looks up to the sky}Please, whoever's up there, make her wake up to prove me right.
{Back in the underground warehouse, we see a figure on the top of the ladder below the door on it's roof. The figure then turns the doorknob on the door, then opens the door and jumps off the ladder, hanging on by holding the doorknob, because by opening the door, debris from the explosion falls through the opening. When it stops, he goes back onto the ladder and finds himself outside because there is no more White House. He then pulls out binoculars and can now see what's going on as Loud continues to perform CPR. The Histerians of course look on worried, even the former army members begin to show emotion. Many other people come on to watch. Charity still hasn't waken up yet}
Sammy: I know a lot about these situations from the dramatic end of movies, and they don't usually show it taking this long to revive someone.
Smartypants: She probably was passed out for some time and she probably did lose a good amount of blood.
Loud:{Desperate}Please, stop talking like that, she still has a pulse!
WOW: But, it could be that she lost enough air and blood that still having a pulse might not make a difference. I'm not saying she's gonna be dead, but these things do happen.{Loud is stung by this and quickly ponders life without her, and becomes even more desperate}
Loud: NO! It can't end like this, please wake up!{She administers mouth to mouth again, but she doesn't revive}Come on, wake up, please!{He does it again and still nothing, he then looks up without looking at her, almost resigned to losing her}Please...
{A lone tear begins to streak down his face. Some of his friends are near tears themselves. Just then, a hand reaches up towards Loud's face and wipes the tear away. He looks shocked, then looks down to see Charity awake, she looks weak, but she's alive}
Harry: She's alive!
WOW: Ha, I've never been more happy to be wrong in my life!
Loud: You're, you're alive.{Jubliant}YOU'RE ALIVE, YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!!{Stops}Oops, sorry about that, after what you went through, the last thing you need is hearing another loud outburst.
Charity: Loud or not, it's still good to hear your voice again. In case you had doubts, I got him, he's finally dead.
Harry: And look!{Points to the rubble}Look what you've done, not to the White House but to the spider! You saved us all!
Loud: If you don't want to say you did it by yourself, let's at least say you played a very big part. It's over, we won!
Charity: I'm...
Loud: Oh no, you're not gonna say "I'm not happy" are you?
Charity: You didn't let me finish. I'm_so_happy!
(Cut back to the present)
Father Time: And that's the end of Gene for good. Of course, his pal Morre tries to kill us but he was taken care of.
Sammy: Though how I wish he chosen a better way.
Loud: But nevertheless, Gene is gone and will never come back even in 11 years.
JusSonic: (mumbling) Boy, how wrong you are.
Loud: HUH?
JusSonic: Never mind. Okay we got three more stories of 1999-2000 to review. First up, the First Annual Harley Awards, not seen at www.fanfiction.net yet but can be seen at www.toonzone.net. It was an awards show gone totally wrong even if Robert was involved. Nothing much about the Histerians except for Loud's talks with a certain Detroit cop, the Histerians winning some awards, and of course the return of you know who.
Charity: We got it, JusSonic. No need to say further.
Toast: And man, it was the longest hours of our lives.
Pepper: You weren't there, Toastie. I have to suffered through it as well!
Toast: Well, excuse me, babe!
JusSonic: And there was Robert's "Toons and Doom". Again although Loud, Charity, Pepper, Miss Info, and Father Time was involved, nothing much although it was about the return of Judge Doom. That are some certain Loud/Charity scenes.
(Cut to a scene in "Toons and Doom". Iit's raining outside as Doom walks down a sidewalk. He takes out a list which has names of many former KWB and Looney Tunes stars names, most of them crossed off. He then looks at a name that isn't, which is Loud Kiddington, and we see that he's not far away from his house. He then sees Charity Bazaar, in a raincoat, running towards the house, and Doom smiles, since her name is right below Loud's. At the house, Charity comes inside and is greeted by Loud}
Loud:{Gentlemanly voice}May I take your soaking wet coat, young lady?
Charity: Oh, it's that old game again, very well then. And yes, you may take my coat since you asked so nicely.{He does}
Loud: So, what brings you to my humble abode?
Charity: Well it's pouring rain outside and I had nothing to do, so I thought that I should pass the time with someone very dear to me.
Loud: Interesting. Does this someone happen to have brown hair, a green shirt, high top sneakers, as well as a complete recovery from the events of November 1999 through Febuary 2000 thanks in part to you and is in fact, me?
Charity:{Playfully}Hmm, I don't know, the description is exactly right, but I could be mistaken.
Loud: Well, with your permission maybe I could try something that might refresh your memory.
Charity: I see, and what might this something be?
Loud: Let me show you.{He leans over to kiss her, but before he does, a doorbell is heard ringing} I shall continue this romantic interlude after I answer the door.{He goes to the door and opens it to reveal Doom}
Doom: Hello, infamous little boy.
Loud: Um, do I know you?
Doom: Not yet, but soon enough you will. But before I get to that, I'd like to ask you a question. Ever since those two incidents with that crazy scientist that tried to kill you because of your vocal talents, how have things been for you?
Loud: At the risk of setting things up for the opposite of what I'm going to say, they've been great, except for one little problem at the end of an awards show. I've finally found peace after months of anything but, I'm rarely reminded of what happened by the public anymore, and I have terrific friends and an even greater girlfriend in Charity here to spend my time with.
Doom: That is rather peaceful. Enjoy this peace and remember my face, because once it ends, my face will be around quite often. A pleasure meeting you, Mr Kiddington, and Ms Bazaar, of course.{He leaves}
Loud: Well, I knew it couldn't last forever, I just knew there had to be someone still bitter.
Charity: But that was a movie character, Judge Doom from the Roger Rabbit movie. He's been, or apparently was, dead for over 50 years, and I doubt he came back to life before or during our adventures, so he wouldn't have seen what happened in person to be bitter over those events.
Loud: Oh that's a relief...but if that's true, why did he still threaten us?
Charity: I'm not happy to say that we'll probably find out soon.
Pepper: (V.O.) And we did when Doom wants us to bring his foes to him. And when we did, we nearly got dipped as a result!
Loud: (V.O.) Though none is angry as I am for what I thought Doom did to Charity.
(Flashback to the first battle scene of "Toons and Doom". Nearby, another ninja corners Skippy,
but before he can shoot his gun at him, Loud speaks}
Loud: HEY MR NINJA, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE!!{The ninja comes toward him}
Ninja: Hey, what was with the ear splitting yelling there, what do you want?!
Loud: Oh, I just wanted to tell you that your former ninja master has just entered the lot, and he isn't too happy about your associating with evil people like this. He plans to give you quite a tounge lashing, I heard.
Ninja: Oh great, after 10 years of worrying about this happening, it finally does just as I stop! Well, at least I have some time to think about some excuses to give to Mr Morita before I see him. I gotta get out of here before he sees me, bye!{He runs away}
Skippy: Phew, thanks for saving me with that distraction.
Loud: No problem. Say, I just realized, why does your voice sound familar to me though we've never met before, it almost sounds like the voice of a big brother.
Skippy: Boy, that makes my discovery of your voice when you're not talking sounding like a little brother's all the more creepy.{While they're talking, another ninja comes behind them and prepares to shoot his gun. Charity notices this not too far away}
Charity: Look out!
{She runs towards the two and pushes them out of the way....but it's just as the ninja shoots the gun and by pushing them, she gets covered with Dip herself. Loud notices this just as she fades away and disappears. He can only sit there and look shocked at what has just happened to her. Dr Laura then comes back}
Dr Laura: Okay, I think that's enough victory for one battle. EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING NOW!!{Everyone does}
Yakko:{Out of breath}Pant, done with making our old jokes come back to haunt us?
Dr Laura: Not quite yet, but there's someone that wants to talk to you before we use that joke up just like you always do. Let's go ninjas, best battle scene ever!{Dr Laura and the ninjas leave, and then Doom shows up and walks towards the exhausted toons}
Doom: So, how does it feel to have your old as Father Time jokes help cause the dipping of your friends? It'll be even worse once they're permanently gone.
Bugs: Permanently gone, you mean they're not already, they're still alive?
Daffy: Wait a minute, Dip kills a toon, so how could it not have gotten rid of them?!
Doom: First off, you don't need to disagree with everything the rabbit says. Second, it's an unfortunate flaw that my skills in making Dip have gotten rusty, so all that stuff was is prototype Dip, which doesn't kill, but sends the victim to a completely dark world to which there is no escape. But once I make the real Dip, they'll be gone soon enough.
Babs: Too bad that ninja didn't tell me that before I gave him a free trip to the emergency room.
Doom: But I prattle on, before we continue I just have to come over and officially greet my old "friends"{Goes over to Roger}
Roger: Strange, I don't recall real friends dipping the friends they already have to a strange world, do you?!
Doom: Heh, still as witty as ever, I see.{To Jessica}And I see that to the likely delight of every male in the world, nothing has changed about you, my dear.
Jessica: I've acquired some tricks in the last 50 years, just continue to do stuff like this and you'll regret provoking me in doing it.
Doom: I can hardly wait, and I can gleefully declare that the waiting to see my last old friend is finally over.{Goes to Eddie and speaks in the crazy voice he used at the end of Roger Rabbit}Hello there Eddie, did you miss me?! But then again you've done enough missing with your brother, don't you think?!
Eddie: You know, there's only so many times you can reference tragedies like that until you pay for it big time by the hands of the target of those jokes. Right now you're 1 over that magic number!
{He begins to rush towards Doom, but then Doom's left hand becomes a cartoon sword and he puts it right below Eddie's chin so he can go no further}
Doom: I'm sorry, I happen to like living in the 21'st century. And I shall use more tactics like the one you just saw to keep it that way.
Father Time: Before you do, could you answer the baffling question of why you're still trying to get rid of us even though we did what you asked for?!
Doom: For two reasons. One, because first and foremost, I am a judge, and it's my job to dip the disobdient toons of the world. You are all members of that category, and I shall explain why. Warners, you've caused so much havoc not even the highest authority could take a bribe to pardon you, so you have to go. The squirrels have to go for their constant explosions of property and people. The three mice have tried to conquer the world, and doing it to make the world a better place is no excuse. And the Detroit cop goes for his out of control behavior and vulgar speech habits.
Plotz: What about me and the director, what did we do?!
Doom: Mr Director has to go for making a lot of bad movies that everyone except the French hate. And Plotz, well, I will admit that the things you've done to overpromote that Poke-something cartoon aren't too good, so that's why you're going away.
Plotz: Hey, about 55-60% of those decisions about Pokemon weren't mine!
Doom: Guilt by association, that's your crime. That's also why the Tiny Toons cast is going because of their association with the green duck.
Plucky: Me?! What did I do, besides being hilarious and great?!
Doom: I recall one time you helped a woman obsessed with clean, non violent cartoons suck the humor from everyone in ACME Acres in favor of boring, educational stuff. Though that admittedly is a good idea in some ways, sucking all the humor from everyone would have also been bad for evil toons like me, and even if it wasn't, it wouldn't be much of a victory to defeat bland, unfunny toons in our plans, would it?
Plucky: Hey, it's those rabbits' fault, they had to go to Washington and make it a nationwide issue!
Doom: Forgive me if I don't care. You're also guilty of having such a large ego, which is the reason the Looney Tunes gang has to go for associating with the black duck with a larger ego. Now, as for the former stars of Histeria, their crime is...{Loud grabs Doom by the collar}
Loud:{Very low}Associating with me, the guy whose voice nearly led to a madman's hostile takeover of the U.S, right?! I just recently got over those accusations about me, and I'm not going through that again, and if you try, your voice while saying it will be the last thing you ever hear because of that and what you did to my girfriend!
Doom: Fine, if you say so, I am well aware of your talents, and I won't awaken them by pressing the issue. Besides your friends' guilt by association charge was pretty obvious by me mentioning it twice before.
Axel: Okay, we went through all the [bleeping] charges, now what's this so called second reason you have for rubbing us out?
Doom: Because I am about to start a plan that will change everything you know and love forever, and I can't have you interfering once it is carried out.
Eddie: And would you be so kind as to tell us what this plan is?!
Doom: Oh no, I'm not making that mistake all villains in movies make, not until later. Besides, I think it would be a good chance to see if your detective skills aren't rusty by figuring it out yourself. But now I have to go and make sure you won't have much time left to do it.{Walks away laughing}
Sammy: (V.O.)I wasn't there, but the WB stars encountered stuff like being controlled by the WB version of the Evil Scientist, being attacked by that hairy monster guy, and being captured by laughing gas. Oh, and me and Kellner got captured by that traitor Allen.
Froggo: (V.O.) I wasn't there but I heard about the Final Confrontation(TM) in which the stars send Doom's pals packing leaving them to confront Doom himself.
Miss Info: (V.O.) And let's say it wasn't pretty.
(Cut to the scene where Doom's plan to control the networks has failed)
Doom: What just happened?
Kellner: I'll give you a summary. We emptied out your ray, put all your friends in it, and blew it up. Now they're all gone and so is your chance to make every kid in the world hate Pokemon. So with that in mind there's no reason for me to agree to what I signed on that paper. I'm sorry Doom, the deal is off!{Kellner runs away}
Doom: NO!!!
{Kellner heads to the framed piece of paper, rips it out of the frame, and tears it into little pieces. Once he is finished, the clock rings 7 times indicating that it's now 7:00. Doom looks at the torn pieces of paper in shock}
Doom: You, you stopped me, you still run the network.{Looks around}My plan is ruined.
Yakko: Yes siree bobaroonie! That's what you get for crossing with the former employees of Kids WB, thank you for choosing an actually difficult studio to start and now end your plan with.
Eddie: In other words, you're finished Doom.
{Doom breathes heavily for a moment, holding the pieces of paper in his hand, then he slowly begins to crush these papers with his fist, and then he screams in anger. He then gets up and takes off his hat, glasses, and human eyeballs, and now he looks exactly like he did at the end of WFRR, having crazy red eyes and a tuft of hair in the middle of his head}
Doom:{Crazy voice}You've destroyed my plan, you've ruined my day! There's no time to debate it, for this you, will, PAY!!{His eyes turn into daggers}
Buster: Okay, I think we've worn out our welcome, time to go.
{The heroes run, however springs come out below Doom's feet again and he uses them to get to the front door first. He then locks it}
Speedy: You had everything in mind except for one thing, Senor Doom. Let me show you what that is, andale!
{Speedy runs and prepares to go through the small opening below the door, however Doom gets out a remote, pushes a button, and a small steel wall appears below the door which Speedy crashes into}
Speedy: Then again, I can be wrong once in a while.{He heads back to the group}
Daffy: What exactly does this prove, we outnumber you by, um how many of us are there? Well, I have no time to count, but we outnumber you by a lot!
Doom: I have something to you now that will make that utterly useless if you'll just stand still.
Toast: (V.O.) Over their dead bodies would that happened and it nearly happened, dude.
Chit: (V.O.) Heck, I wasn't there but from what I heard, Mr. Valiant dipped Doom good!
(We now cut to that scene in "Toons and Doom". Eddie Valiant punches Doom hard and rushes to the console. He looks at all the buttons and sees one labeled "Dip dropping" He then sees on the roof above Doom something that looks like a large closed door, and smiles. He then presses the button. In the flooded room, the boat is a few feet away from crashing}
Yakko: Well, this is it. Good night everybody!
Wakko: Say, wait a minute, is it my imagination or are we sinking, because it feels like we're dropping closer to the floor.
{Everyone look outside to see that the boat isn't headed to the wall anymore, and the level of Dip is dropping rapidly. Even the wave is decreasing in size and therefore isn't pushing the boat to the wall as much}
Daffy: Oh, does this mean we're saved?!
Pepper: Say, I just noticed something that wouldn't answer that question, but could be related to it. What's that large open door on the floor below us?
{Everyone looks to see that the Dip is almost gone, and all of it is falling through the opening of a large door below them...and the boat is falling with it. Back in the other room, Doom is shocked}
Doom: What did you just do, Mr Valiant?!{Eddie grabs him and pushes him against the wall where he was before}
Eddie: First off, thanks for labeling your buttons. Second, I hope you brought an umbrella with you, cause you're gonna need it!
{Doom looks above him and sees the large door, then realizes what is happening. The door then opens and the Dip from above falls into the room, some of it right on Doom. He screams and runs to the console, but before he can climb on top of it, he sees Eddie already on top}
Eddie: Give my own regards to Teddy, although you'll end up in a place far different than he is now!
{He pushes Doom into the increasingly high level of Dip flooding the room. Just then the boat falls through the door and lands on the flood. Everyone is bouncing off the walls from these events, but everyone is also okay. Doom however, is anything but as he tries desperately to swim in the Dip which is melting him as he does}
Doom:{Screaming}Oh no!! I'm melting, I'm melting, oh no!{To Eddie}I'll get you, my pretty Eddie, and your little toons, too!
Eddie: Can't you make fun of another movie when you're dying?
Doom:{Struggling to swim and to breathe}Won't...dignify that...with...retort.{Starts to sink}I'm...sinking, I'm sinking, ahh...oh...no.
{The Dip finally covers him and the evil Judge Doom falls dead, what remains of him melts before he falls on the floor. Eddie looks on at this with satisfaction. We cut back to the present)
JusSonic: And we're almost done. Now it's on to the first Loud's Histerical Wish film made by Robert of course.
Aka: It's supposed to parodied Wakko's Wish, that film that never always gotten into stores. An evil Scientist played by the late David Hicks took control of the villain with the history villains' help and made our lives a total pain. Oh, and he separated us from the people who played our parents in that film too.
Lucky Bob: Years later, uh, I forgot now!
Froggo: Let me make it easy for you. Years later, we are still miserable. Our characters are also up to here (puts hand in air showing his point) with Loud's yelling although Charity's character wasn't.
Charity: Which makes me the perfect role in that film.
Loud: And let's not forget my character's second, or first at the time, encounter with the creep known as The Evil Scientist.
(Cut to that scene in "Loud's Histerical Wish". At the front door of the throne room, a slightly calmer Loud opens the door, and comes forward to see the Scientist's throne turned around, its back facing Loud. It then turns back forward and we see the Scientist sitting in it. At seeing him, Loud lets himself calm down some more, since he knows he's facing a man who can do him in very easily}
Scientist: So, I finally get the chance to meet the little kid who's given our guards and Mr Stalin a good reason to buy hearing aids. It is a pleasure.
Loud: IT'S NOT A PLEASURE FOR ME, BUT I MAY AS WELL INTRODUCE MYSELF FORMALLY FIRST, I'M...
Scientist: No need for that, I know who you are, Loud.
Loud: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM AND MY NAME TO BOOT?
Scientist: {Wanting to hide his previous confrontation with him} Um, well you have quite a reputation in this town, and I don't think I need to tell you what that is for. Even if I didn't know that, I could have easily guessed your name was Loud for those same obvious reasons. But I prattle on. Tell me, why are you here?
Loud: WELL, IT'S BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT ANOTHER ADDITION TO YOUR LIST OF EVIL DEEDS. I FOUND OUT RUMOR HAS IT YOU BUILT A WEATHERIZER MACHINE THAT MADE IT BE COLD AND SNOWING ALL THE TIME IN AN EFFORT TO ELIMINATE SUNNY, HAPPY DAYS. I KNOW YOU'D DO SUCH A THING, AND I WANT A CONFESSION!
Scientist: So you're going to believe their questionable word just like that? You shouldn't think I'd do that just because of my reputation, I'm just interested in lessening happiness in people, not weather.
Loud: THEN CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY IT WAS SNOWING IN APRIL AND MAY THE LAST 3 YEARS, AND NO OTHER PLACE IN OUR HEMISPHERE WAS DOING THAT?! IF THAT WAS ONLY FREAK WEATHER, WHY WOULD IT ONLY BE IN ONE PLACE? WELL, I'M CONVINCED THAT IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONLY PLACE WITH A RULER LIKE YOU THAT WOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR IT!!
Crosby: He's got you there sir, you have to admit. Maybe you should spare yourself a daylong argument and just admit it.
Scientist: All right, I suppose no one will revolt if word of this gets out, so yes I built that machine and did all that. And yes it was part of a plan to eliminate all sunny days, which failed when the machine overloaded. But please try to understand my point of view here. I'm not someone who acts like a big jerk for the sake of being a big jerk, I have my reasons! I gave my life to science, and loved it more than anyone possibly could, and they threw me out of its good graces because of my "laughable ideas!" I did all this to exact revenge on them and the town they gave their equally laughable inventions to! I was shunned by science and that's why I've done all I did! I would have figured you'd know a thing or two about being shunned for a bad personality trait.
Loud: {Knowing that last comment is right} Um, well maybe, but still I have one more complaint about what you've done. Because of your weatherizer machine, my friend Charity Bazaar is in bad medical shape! She's been exposed to so much cold for the last 6 years and because of the increase in cold by your weatherizer, her insides are frozen, her body temperature is below normal, and she needs an operation we can't afford!
Scientist: Well that's technically her fault for being outside so often.
Loud: She, myself and all our friends are orphans, we go outside a lot to get away from bad reality. But your weatherizer has put her in grave danger!
Scientist: Well, at least now the number of orphans in our street will be decrease, every town needs a decrease in those numbers.
Loud: {Angry at his insensitivity} BUT THAT DECREASE WOULD BE FROM DEATH IF NOTHING IS DONE!! {Calms down} All right, I'm not going to get angry. I know that you can have me done away with in one second, so instead of giving you motivation to do it, I'll just ask one simple request. Since we can't afford a $150 operation for Charity, could you possibly give us the money? {Crosby breaks into hysterical laughter}
Crosby: Him, give you money? {Laughs loudly} He takes money, he doesn't give it. If it was me I'd probably give you the money, but it's not me and since it's him and he's greedy...
Scientist: Silence, I'll handle this. But what you are saying is very true. I worked very hard to take everyone's money, and giving it away, especially to save someone's life...I really don't think you grasp the concept of my job. I am a greedy, evil tyrant as everyone says, I'll be the first to admit, and therefore what you're asking me to do is something I can't provide.
Loud: PLEASE, YOU SHOULD AT LEAST DO ONE NICE THING IN YOUR LIFE AND HELP US OUT HERE!
Scientist: What part of no don't you understand?
Crosby: But sir, you technically didn't say the word no.
Scientist: Shut up and let me finish! Besides Loud, why are you so concerned for her? I'm sure your "friends" including her, are narrow minded and hate you because of your voice, which any normal person would, but don't want to say anything or throw you out because they're too weak hearted, am I right?
Loud: That's almost entirely right, how did you know?
Scientist: I'm right? Well, that makes my point better! So answer my question now, please.
Loud: IT'S BECAUSE CHARITY'S THE ONLY ONE THAT'S SHOWN SUPPORT FOR ME, THAT'S WHY.
Scientist: How do you know she's on the level? How do you know she's not just showing pity on you and only supporting you because she can't bear to see everyone hating you? You must admit it's very hard to succeed in both looking beneath your voice and truly caring for that side at the same time. My guess she's pretending to succeed. {Loud gives no reply} I think that's a good enough note for you to leave now. {Pulls out a walkie-talkie and speaks in it} Joe, Saddam, if you're fully recovered from the kid's blast, get earmuffs and take him out of here.
JusSonic: {V.O} Then basically he tried to steal money and the Scientist used the whole dubbed in dialogue trick to destroy his reputation.
{Cut to the scene where the Scientist talks to the other kids in their cabin}
Scientist: I only came to talk to you about someone who did. I met your, shall we say, acquaintance Loud Kiddington today.
Pepper: Yeah, we assumed you did cause he was pretty angry the last time we saw him and he said he'd take it up with you.
Scientist: You do realize I said he was your acquaintance because I found out you really don't like him.
Toast: Nah, we just hate that gnarly oversized mouth of his.
Scientist: And that's perfectly normal, any sane person would. But it is my sad duty to give you reason to hate him more.{Pulls out the TV and VCR and puts them on a table}He came back to the castle tonight, and it wasn't for a visit. It was so he could steal money from our royal vault!
Froggo: Well, maybe he had a real good reason, there are a lot of people who'd like to do that to get back the money you stole from them. {The Scientist glances at him menacingly} I'll shut up, sir.
Scientist: Good. And also your opinion is wrong, for with this security tape I captured him giving reasons that aren't what you thought them to be.
{He puts into the VCR the security tape and we see Loud stealing the keys from the guard}
Loud: {Quiet} Good, with these keys, it'll get me in this hall and into the vault where he keeps all his money. I'll have to steal $200 instead of $150, $150 for {he does not say Charity's operation, but the words he says next are dubbed in, like so many KWB commercials, and matches perfectly with his lip movement} me, myself, and I, and $50 for {dubbed in} myself. This really would seem like a desperate attempt to get their {dubbed in} hatred if they knew about this, but I don't have a choice. {The tape stops}
Scientist: Well, there you have it.
Aka: I, I don't believe it, that greedy son of a gun!
Cho-Cho: Are you sure that's real?
Scientist: Of course it is, it's not dubbed in since the voice is right with the lip movement, and if you think I got an impersonator to do that you're wrong, because who in the world could I get that's loud enough to do that perfect siren impersonation other than Loud?
Pepper: No one. So, he was going to use the money for himself only? That is greedy!
Scientist: I know, he could have used the money to pay for his friend's operation, and also to get you guys money for once, but that tape proves without a doubt that he didn't!
Charity: (V.O.) My character wasn't convinced thanks goodness although as a result, Loud got the Good Fairy played by his foster dad, although we didn't know he was his foster dad at the time, to bring down the Wishing Star. A mad chase pursues, with the Evil Scientist and his pals involved. To make long story short...
Others: (V.O.) Too late.
Charity: (V.O.)...At the Final Confrontation(TM), I was nearly killed as a result. Let's show them that clip now.
{In that final battle from the first Histerical Wish, the Scientist is now attacking Loud with pure fury. Loud is still fighting as valiantly as he can, but the Scientist has gotten the edge. We now see that to the left of the area, which is behind them, there is a cliff, and at the bottom of it is a river between two areas of land. The Scientist is now pushing Loud back closer to the edge of that cliff, then he knocks him down. He then grabs him by the neck}
Scientist: {Low} You little fool. You didn't actually think you could defeat the most evil, and soon to be most powerful man on Earth, did you?! Well, it's time to pay for your little incorrect thought. I'm going to do what I should have done 11 years ago.
{The Scientist walks to the edge of the cliff, still choking Loud. Charity tries to get to him but Saddam blocks her}
Scientist: Wait a minute, I know what you must be thinking, what does he mean when he says he should have done this 11 years ago? Well, even though I shouldn't say it now and just throw you off, I'll tell you anyway, because it will be quite an end to your miserable life. {He presses his face to Loud's, speaking no louder than a whisper} Do you know why you have such a loud voice and a name that reinforces your reputation as a loudmouth, the reason why you're so hated? I'll tell you why: I gave it to you. The day I took over I gave you your loud voice, I even named you, the chance was too good to pass up since you didn't have a name or anything. I am the reason you have such a voice, I caused it, I caused you to be hated for it, and pretty much the only thing I'm not responsible for is your death. Oh, that's right. Right about now I'm about to be responsible for that too. And thus the circle of loudness and misery shall at last end, the creator will defeat the created.
{Loud is shocked and barely able to breathe. Charity then takes a deep breath behind them. The Scientist is about to drop his foe}
Scientist: {extremely evil whisper} Goodbye, my creation.
Charity: {In as loud a voice as she can muster} NO!!!!!!!!!!
{The Scientist jumps at the sudden sound and drops Loud onto the ground, not off the cliff. Charity then gets him up}
Charity: Are you all right, can you breathe?
Loud: {Struggling to catch his breath} Yeah, I'm fine, at least I'm not lying dead at the bottom of a cliff right now, thanks to you.
Scientist: At least not yet. I see you've been influenced by him with that little outburst. Which means you get to die with him.
{The Scientist tackles them both and pins them to the ground}
Scientist: Crosby! I can't stab them with my knife while holding them at the same time! Come here and hold them down while I get it! {Crosby is hesitant as he sees the kids} Crosby, come over here, I need your help to eliminate my greatest foes! {Crosby still doesn't come towards him} Crosby, what the heck are you waiting for, come over here and hold them so I can kill them!!
Crosby: No. You should expect this from me after my moments of doubt earlier, but I'm still saying no.
Scientist: Could you say that again the right way?!
Crosby: I am. For more than 10 years I've stood by you, because I'm loyal to you, and therefore I've been able to handle your little crimes against humanity. But I will not stand here, and let you stab the life out of two kids like a homicidal maniac! But I don't want to get in a battle with you, so I'll offer you to step back now and end this. Look at what you've become, you've become the worst man in the world and you've lost your mind! Please, end this all now and save yourself, I'm asking as a friend, please, don't do this to yourself. Don't become even more loco than you are now!
Scientist: {Coming over towards Crosby} If that's the price I have to pay to rule the world and save villainy {pulls out his knife} so be it.
{We pan down to the Scientist and Crosby's shadows and see the Scientist's shadow come over and stab Crosby's in the stomach with his knife. We then see Crosby's body go down in pain}
Scientist: Good riddance, I never liked him anyway. Now where was I?
{As an answer, two mouths come over and bite the Scientist's arm that's holding the knife. He then drops it from the bite and it goes down the cliff onto the ground below}
Scientist: Ah yes, I was at the point of my final victory before my conquest! Let's go, two against one! {The other kids then charge towards him}
Aka: Eight against one, Mr. Scientist! {They all jump on him}
Froggo: To think we came this close to turning against Loud forever because of you!
Pepper: You're totally uncool, you took advantage of our previous opinions on him only for his voice, and turned it into full blow loathing that turned us into monsters! But then again, it takes monsters to know monsters like you!
{They continue to jump onto him and grab him. However, the Scientist then is able to pull mostly everyone off him, finally pulling Charity off harshly. He then moves over towards her and kicks her, hurting more for her because of her condition. She fights back with a few blows, but he counters with ones of his own, hurting her more once again because of the condition}
Alexander: We can't stand by and let him do this! Villagers, let's stop beating up these lackeys and get him and end his ungreat reign of terror! {The villagers charge after the Scientist}
Stalin: Oh boy, he's done for. I think us other villains should get out of here before they decide they're not just satisfied with killing him and want to kill his helpers!
{The beaten down villains run away. The Scientist now is circling Charity, lying down on the ground, about to pounce when suddenly a sword is seen just below his chin: Alexander's sword}
Scientist: You wouldn't dare.
Alexander: No, I wouldn't, but they would. {The villagers now march toward him. The Scientist back away from them, scared, and then sees that he's backing towards the edge of the cliff. At seeing that, the villagers get twinkles in their eyes and move towards him more intent on murder}
Scientist: All right, fine. I see where this is going. Well, we've all got to go sometime, its fate, and I suppose my fate is to be thrown off a cliff by vengeful villagers. Very well, I'm prepared. {Comes toward the kids} However, I have only one request.
{Without warning, the Scientist grabs Charity and runs to the edge of the cliff}
Scientist: If I have to die, I get to take someone with me!
{The Scientist jumps off the cliff with Charity, Loud's face turns to sheer terror, panic, and fright. He looks down to see if they've fallen, but instead sees a shock: The Scientist is hanging onto a branch on the middle of the cliff, still holding Charity}
Scientist: Ha ha ha, you fools. Did you actually think I was actually willing kill myself?! I wouldn't have pulled that off if I didn't know this branch was here. I can get myself back up very easily. Unfortunately, one of us does have to die after all that buildup, and right now little girl, I'm afraid I'm looking at that someone. {Before anyone can react, the Scientist drops Charity} See you in Hades, Charity Bazaar!!
Loud: NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!!! {Charity is now lying on the snow below} HOW, HOW CAN I GET DOWN THERE??!!
Hemingway: Take this ladder and push the button to the left.
{Loud takes his ladder and pushes the button. It grows until it stops with the bottom of it touching the ground, the ladder is away from the Scientist's range. Loud now climbs down it in a hurry. He glances at the Scientist for moment, who makes the throat cutting gesture with his free hand. At that he climbs down in more of a panic. Eventually he reaches the bottom and goes toward Charity, obviously not looking well. He puts her on his back and climbs back up to the above ground. He then puts her down as the villagers surround her. Florence Nightingale comes forward}
Florence: {Checking Charity} Well, she's not dead at least, I think that snow broke her fall and prevented it from being worse. But she's not that far off obviously with the fall and her condition. {Charity's eyes barely open to look at Loud}
Loud: {Shaken} Are, are you alright right now?
Charity: My insides have likely shattered.
Loud: Okay, that wasn't the answer I was hoping for. Sit tight, okay, it's going to be alright, I'm going to go over to the Wishing Star and wish for all this pain to end!
Charity: No, don't. There's something better you can wish for, the one that just came in your mind. Wish the Evil Scientist out of power.
Loud: But, but if I do, you'll die for sure.
Charity: I know. But this is a far better thing to do than just save me, besides wishing me okay would still mean the Scientist could hurt people and finish what he started. {We see the Scientist climbing up the cliff using metal steaks as pick axes to climb up while Charity talks in a weaker voice} He's hurt a lot of people, if you wish him out, at least he can't hurt anyone else anymore.
{A trembling Loud then moves away from Charity. He then walks towards the Wishing Star, faces it for a moment, then touches it. He then runs back towards Charity as the Star brightens at his touch. Then the face of Loud's good fairy appears on the Star}
Fairy: Well well, you did it Loud! I see that my advise to keep things a secret didn't go well, but still, you did it anyway. Such a feat deserves a reward, wouldn't you say? Are you ready to make your wish now?
Loud: Yes, yes I am. {We see the Scientist coming back on the ground and stopping to watch this} I wish...{looks over at Charity} I wish that the Evil Scientist was no longer the ruler of Histeria Village, and that the town would go back to being as happy and prosperous as it was before he arrived.
Fairy: That's different from your earlier intended wish, but I can grant that one just as easily.
Charity: {Coughs} You did the right thing, Loud, now everyone else will be all right again thanks to you.
Loud: Not everyone. {Sniffs} I guess this is goodbye.
Charity: Goodbye then. {Begins to slip away, Loud begins to sob}
Loud: {barely hearable} I love you.
Scientist: {Looking over} Well, being forced from power is worth seeing this unhappy scene.
Fairy: Wait, Loud! {Loud looks over at him} I don't like to see this sad scene. As you know my job is to see that you're happy, and this is far from it. I've been watching this entire race for the Wishing Star, and I just can't stand by and let it end with someone you deeply cared for die because you made an equally helpful wish. I know I'm going to get fired for disobeying the rules here, but I feel I have no choice. I know your other choice for a wish was that she feels better, so not only will I grant your previously stated wish, I will grant both your wishes!
Loud: You, you will?!
Fairy: Well, I'll give it my best. Here I go!
{The Wishing Star now begins to glow as brightly as ever before, as light surrounds the entire scene. When it subsides, the snow below the villagers begins to disappear. Green grass is now covering the ground as the snow goes away all over town, and the weather begins to turn very warm. Flowers pop out, and even the snow from the mountains are gone. Tesla then takes a pair of high tech binoculars and gasps at what he sees. He sees the damp dreary buildings in town turn suddenly into as good as new, bright and not broken. The castle is even relieved of its ominous appearance, and changes to just like it was at the very beginning, which is not evil looking}
Tesla: That fairy did it, the town's as good as new! The Scientist must no longer be in power!
Miss Info: That's one stage of the wish completed, but what about the other one? {Loud goes back over to Charity. The Scientist is dumbfounded at this entire turn of events, now practically praying that this final stage doesn't happen}
Loud: Charity, Charity, can you hear me? Please hear me. {Just then, as if you couldn't figure it out, Charity wakes up}
Charity: I hear you loud and clear, Loud.
Loud: YOU'RE ALRIGHT, YOU'RE ALIVE!!
Florence: {Feeling her forehead} She doesn't feel cold anymore!
Charity: And I feel nice and warm!
Loud: THAT FAIRY DID IT!! {Hugs Charity tightly} Thank goodness he did it.
Fairy: {Still shown on the Wishing Star} Yes, I did it. Well, I guess my work is done for good here.
Loud: How, how can I ever thank you for what you've done?
Fairy: Virtue is its own reward, anyone who gives fatherly advice like I did when I was alive knows that. Now I guess I'll head back to receive my firing. But don't feel bad, because I did it for a wonderful cause. {The Fairy flies out of the Wishing Star and appears in angelic form} Good bye Loud, I'm glad to know that my replacement probably won't have to show up to introduce himself anytime soon.
{The Fairy flies into the sky, leaving a bright star up there for a brief moment, then the Wishing Star itself disappears}
Pepper: AHH! I can't believe you're alive, Charity!
Charity: I am, thanks to him. I hope you've all learned your lesson, guys. He saved me, and us all with his wishes today.
Aka: I can't argue with that. Can you ever for- {she is cut off as a growling voice is heard behind them. They turn and see the Scientist charging at Loud and Charity. He tackles them and rolls on the ground with them a minute, then pins them, choking them both}
Scientist: You think it's all over?! All your little wishes did was buy them time until my return! {He gets up and stomps on their necks with his feet}I still own WarnerLand, I'll get my allies there and be back to reclaim the throne, but this time you won't be alive to stop me.
{He presses down on their necks very harshly with total murder on his face...and then is knocked to the ground with an extremely harsh hit to the face. We see the punch was actually punches, administered by the remaining 6 kids, who are held by Miss Info}
Miss Info: I helped them get up that far to hit you, Scientist. Now the other villagers are going to play their part in giving you a far more-harsher pain than that! {The villagers all pull out weapons and stuff and move extremely menacingly towards the Scientist}
Scientist: Now, now...let's not do anything hasty here. I know I may have went a bit too far, but we can work this out, we don't need to resort to this, right? Right?? Hey, come on, if you kill me, you'll be sinking down to my level!
{The villagers are not shaken by this, as they run towards him and pick him up, then carry him towards the edge of the cliff. They then put him down....to be held by the kids, who are ready to throw him off themselves}
Scientist: You can't do this, I don't want to die! Loud! You can't kill me, you wouldn't be redeemed if it wasn't for me! If I hadn't altered those tapes and made you an outcast, you wouldn't have wished for the Wishing Star, and none of this would have happened. All the other stuff I did also led to you being reconciled with your friends as well! If it wasn't for all that, you'd still be banished and miserable, you owe me!
Loud: I seem to also recall you saying that you're the one that gave me my loud voice and my name. That cancels out all that, doesn't it? So if you think I _won't_ throw you off after all we've been through, you're dead wrong!
{The kids then throw him off the cliff. The Scientist tries to grab onto the branch again at mid fall, but this time, he fails. Realizing there's no way out now, he screams}
Charity: See you in Hades, Mr. Scientist.
{We now cut to the P.O.V of the Scientist, screaming loudly as he falls to his doom. We see the ground getting closer as he falls, and when it gets real close the view goes black as he closes his eyes. A thud is heard, the yelling stops, and so does the sound of breathing, he is gone. We cut back to the present.)
JusSonic: And with that said, we come to the close of this Year in Review. I give thumbs up to all these fine stories of the past. And if it ain't for the Histerians, it woulda been dull.
Bill: Frankly, I woulda said it woulda been better with me in them, but I won't just to avoid the old woman's chasing here.
WOW: Spoiled sport.
Loud: With so many stories, who needs normal lives?
JusSonic: (mumbling) Try years later. (quickly) And that ends "Histeria Year in Review 1999-2000". I thank the Histerians for being here...
Lucky Bob: Yes now!
JusSonic:...and for you the viewer for watching this the whole thing through. You are a good friend. I'm JusSonic...
Loud: AND I'M LOUD KIDDINGTON!
Father Time: And we're everyone else. There, that's got all of us.
Sammy: Mmpf!
JusSonic: Now to end this. Ready, everyone?
Histerians: Ready!
JusSonic: In 1, 2, 3...
All: Histeria!
JusSonic: It's good to say those words again.
(We fade out as our story is now over. The credits roll.)
THE END
CAST(in order of appearance)
JusSonic: Himself
Jeff Glen Bennett: Lucky Bob, Wally Faust, Nikola Tesla, Alexander the Great
Tress MacNeille: Cho-Cho, Mona N. Painmire, Toast, Pepper Mills, Babs Bunny, Florence Nightingale
Laraine Newman: Charity Bazaar, Miss Information
Frank Welker: Father Time, Mulu, Terro, Thaddeus Plotz, Crosby
Cree Summer: Elmyra Duff, Aka Pella
Maurice LaMarche: The Brain, Dr. Hugh Gnoggin, Nathan, Joseph Stalin
Rob Paulsen: Pinky, Mr. Smartypants, Clod Hopper, Sammy Melman, Timpowitcz, Yakko Warner
Christopher Plummer: Alzed
Jess Harnell: Scottish, Wakko Warner
Nora Dunn: Eva Lyncarnate
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Erecetus
Cody Ruegger: Loud Kiddington
Joe Alaskey: Finn Phineus, Daffy Duck, Plucky Duck, Speedy Gonzalez
Nathan Ruegger: Froggo, Skippy Squirrel
Luke Ruegger: Big Fat Baby
James Wickline: Bill Straitman
Gene Hackman: Gene Burrows
Billy West: Chit Chatterson, Bugs Bunny
Geoffrey Rush: Harry Norman
Paul Rugg: Nostradamus
Christopher Lloyd: Judge Doom
Dr. Laura Schlessinger: Herself
Charles Fletcher: Roger Rabbit
Kathleen Turner: Jessica Rabbit
Bob Hoskins: Eddie Valiant
Eddie Murphy: Axel Foley
Jamie Kellner: Himself
Charlie Adler: Buster Bunny
Harry Shearer: David Hicks/The Evil Scientist
Adam West: Ernest Hemingway
Tom Ruegger: The Good Fairy
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