Kid Chorus: Aka Pella, Kip Ling, Bow-Haired Girl, Crooked-Mouth Boy
Chorus: In the not so distant future, somewhere in Base 16,
Russian dictator Stalin and TV's Froggo are making an evil scheme,
Froggo has some friends; one of them is Loud,
A loud boy that Stalin doesn't allowed,
He knew he and his friends are taking up space,
So he knocked them unconscious and he send them up to space.
Loud: GET US DOWN!!!!!
Stalin: I'll send him cheesy movies, the worst I can find,
Chorus: La, la, la
Stalin: He had to sit and watch them all and I'll monitor his mind.
Chorus: La, la, la
Now keep in mind that Loud can't control where his movies are gotta end,
He'll try to keep his sanely with the help of Histerian friends.
(Screen whirls and stop, a title comes on screen)
Chorus: Histerian Roll Call!
Cambot! (You're on!)
Pule! (WAAAAH!)
Charity Bazaar! (I'm not happy.)
TOOOOAAAAASSSTTT!!!! (Ask me if I care!)
If you wondering how they eat and breath, or maybe if this is full of whacks,
Just repeat yourself it's just a parody I should really just relax!
(Title comes on screen along with a big planet thingy)
Chorus: For...Mystery Histeria Theater 3000.
(We go through the door sequence just like in the actual show. We are now in the main room as Loud is putting the remains of what seems to be a stereo in a box. He is mad as the others look on.)
Loud Kiddington: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT, TOAST!
Toast: Dude, it's Pule's fault!
Pule Houser: Was not!
Loud: (sees camera) DARN! WE'RE ON! Hi folks, welcome to the Satellite of Time and you caught us at a bad time. I had to send the stereo to the shop for repairs.
Charity: Tell them how it happened.
Loud: What, now? Oh, all right. Toast smashes the stereo with a sledge hammer and now we can't get any stations at all.
Toast: Dude, I told you it was Pule's fault. We were playing a game of "American Revoluton" and it went outta control, man.
Pule: It went outta control because you thought George Washington uses a sledge hammer on Benedict Arnold right after the betrayal!
Toast: Not true! I was there. He took a sledge hammer (holds up a sledge hammer) and swings it very hard and...
(Before he finishes, the sledge hammer slips out of his hands...and destroys the remains of the stereo.)
Loud: YOU FOOL! YOU DESTROYED IT!
Toast: Oh boy!
Pule: Better run!
(Toast and Pule ran as Lous is chasing them. The commercial sign starts flashing.)
Charity: Folks, we'll right back and hopefully all will be calm down by then. I hope.
(Commercial)
(We fade back in as we see Toast and Pule with bandages over the bruises. Loud manages to calm down.)
Toast: Dude, that really hurts!
Pule: And why did I get hurt? I didn't do anything.
Loud: Well, you made him do it, so ha to you.
(The Mad sign flashes)
Charity: Hey, someone is calling us.
Loud: Oh, that's probably Joseph Stalling and TV's Toady. Come in!
(He pushes the respond button. We cut to Base 16. We see their warden, Joseph Stalin, at head shot.)
Joseph Stalin: Soon, I will ruled the world!!!! (laughs evilly as lightning and thunder is heard in the background. He stops) Not a good effect, eh? Well, I decided to try to rule the planet using a strategy. (We pulled back to see that Stalin is by a table which the game "Risk" on it. Froggo is so far the only one playing) All I have to do is uses the game Americans loved to play and then use it on the other countries and, well, you get the idea.
Froggo: Ha! I won that country!
(Cut back to the Satellite of Time)
Toast: (bored) Dude, ruling the world using a board game? How lame is that?
Charity: Well, the game in the movie Robin Williams was in seem to have an affect.
Loud: YEAH, ON TWO KIDS AND THE TOWN HE WAS IN.
(Cut back to Base 16. Stalin is playing too. He started to get frustrated as he started to lose. Then he looks up at the camera)
Stalin: If I want to rule the planet, I got to do this right. But here's a crapper that isn't alright for you. It's a sequel done very poorly by our old friend Justin Lawson called "Dueling Villans 2" but the 'i' is out of 'Villains' and it involves a different kind of love. Enjoy...or don't!
(Stalin laughs evilly until Froggo interrupts him.)
Froggo: I won another country from ya.
Stalin: (scowling) You'll pay for that, kid!
(Cut back to the Satellite of Time)
Pule: What interesting about their plan?
Toast: Uh, nothing, I guess.
(The movie sign flashes wildly.)
Loud: WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!!
(Everyone runs crazy in different directions. We go through the door seqeuence again and finds ourselves in the theater. The four came in and sat down in their seats as the movie begins.)
[Loud: I CHALLENGED WHOEVER MADE THIS TO A DUELING...VILLANS!]
(The villains who are 32 villains
[Charity: Are totally lame.]
who are sitting in the conference room)
Voice: O.K., where's the beef?
[Toast: At Wendy's, dude.]
(Then a voice turns out to be Judge Doom)
[Pule: Wait, wasn't he dipped?]
[Charity: Aw, Mr. Plotz probably brought him back again.]
[Loud: AS IF TOONS AND DOOM WASN'T ENOUGH FOR HIM.]
[Toast: Totally, dude.]
Doom: All right, we are so glad that we come for a meeting.
[Pule: (Doom) As I stalk you for days just to get you all here.]
Let's see who's here? Cheetah?
[Toast: She's dead!]
Cheetah: Right you are, Doom. Just wait until get my hands on Wonder Woman.
[Loud: OOH! I RATHER NOT KNOW.]
Doom: Chill, Cheetah. Katz, Le Quack]
[Charity: Go home!]
since you owe so much of your freedom,
[Toast: You have to pay $1,000,000, guys.]
I know won't bring me down.
Le Quack: And we hope won't, Judge Doom.
Katz: Ditto.
[Loud: HE ISN'T EVEN IN THIS STORY!]
Doom: Correct, and Ursula is preparing for action.
Ursula: Duh,
[Charity: (Ursula) Me am dumb.]
we hope we get rich quick.
Stewie: We will get rich, Ursula, we can defeat the goody two shoe freaks.
[Pule: He means the Care Bears.]
(To Doom) What do we have?
[Charity: A weird case of the measles.]
Doom: Well, I have is Princess Morbucks, Seduca, Jessie, James, Meowth, Jafar, Hades, Iago, Fusili, Mongul, Bowser, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, Jeremy Flathers, Joey Aynes, Emeka Uduma, Jason Phelps, Dr. Laura, Mandark, Bane, Skeletor, Hannibal Lector, Cave Guy, and Lex Luthor are ready to hear the report as well? (The crowd roars) Okay, let's begin.
[Toast: Dude, who is Jeremy Flathers, Joey Aynes, Emeka Uduma, and Jason Phelps again?]
[Pule: They are losers from "Toons vs. Abyss".]
[Toast: Dude, unbelievable, he finally found a way to make this movie even more annoying.]
Cave Guy: So why the heck are we here? What happened to the remaining villans from the first Dueling Villans?
[Loud: THEY'RE DEAD.]
Doom: They couldn't make it, and as for these evil clones.
Hades: Heh, I bet there too busy going on strike.
[Pule: Against this movie.]
Doom: Perhaps you're right, we have bigger things to do.
[Loud: (Doom) LIKE GET BETTER AGENTS.]
Dr. Laura: No problem, we can handle these jerks.
Doom: Indeed, we're not going to dip them, we're gonna attack them?
[Pule: That's the idea, moron.]
Iago: Yeah, we are going to cream them.
Jafar: You said it, Iago.
[Charity: Okay, who is this guy and what did he do to Jafar? He never buddy buddy with Iago, people.]
Skeletor: So what's the plan, Doom?
Doom: I have a perfect plan.
[Toast: (Doom) To killed Jerry Seinfeld.]
(Doom makes a projecter appear nearby and he turns it on to show a picture on the wall of Babs Bunny)
Jeremy Flathers: Who is that?
Doom: That is Babs Bunny of "Tiny Toons".
[Loud: YOU KIDNAPPED HER BEFORE, YOU DOORKNOBS.]
We're going to kidnap her, and break up with Buster and to get her to make Rabbit Stew.
[Charity: That's it? That's lame.]
Joey Aynes: Rabbit Stew, sounds yummy.
Doom: Yes, and as for these Histerian freaks, make sure to put on the 12 Days of horror movies of all time, while we kidnap Babs.
[Toast: (Joey Aynes) Well, how about we just killed them?]
Katz: Yes, and we will get our revenge on the universe to rule the galaxy.
[Pule: Wouldn't getting revenge on us be any better?]
[All: Nope.]
Doom: Katz, don't you ever give up making plans to destroy Courage.
Katz: Nope.
Lex Luthor: And as for Justin's author "24 Days Later", we will burn his fan-fic,
[All: (cheering)]
and later, I will have my kryptonite to use it for Superman.
Doom: You can do it for the "Justice League" episode, Luthor.
[Pule: That you won't be in.]
Jason Phelps: You were talking about Babs Bunny to break up with Buster.
James: Yes, and we'll put her into stew.
Seduca: That will be my favorite part before I get my love, Buster Bunny.
[Loud: A FREAK IN LOVE WITH A RABBIT? HOW DISGUSTING!]
Hannibal: Ah, I believe you're right. We shall suceed.
[Charity: (Hannibal) Unless that idiot Justin puts us in another crapper.]
Doom: We may succeed on our victory, Hannibal. Unless we have free tickets. Free tickets to Cedar Point that is.
[Toast: Dude, they want to go to Camp Snoopy, dude.]
[Charity: Oh boy.]
Bane: Not a chance, you don't have the muscles to break them, unlike yours truely!
[Toast: They don't have brains either, man.]
Jessie: And we will all prepare for trouble on these brats.
James: And make it double, Jess.
[Loud: IT'S MOTTO TIME AGAIN.]
Meowth: Say, is Pikachu here so we can catch him?
Jessie/James: No.
[Pule: (Jessie/James) And don't ruined the motto again!]
Meowth: Nuts!
Doom: Hey, we're not talking about Pikachu, we are talking about Babs Bunny to be stewed.
Mongul: Well said, Doom.
Doom: Yes, and do you remember that Babs choked Charity for making fun out of her while they watched Justin's fic.
[Charity: Now that never happened and you know it, Doom!]
[Pule: Uh, yes it did, remember?]
[Charity: Quiet you.]
Stewie: Hhhmm, well, shall we proceed to the WB lot.
Hades: Not yet, man- heh, we must have permission.
Stewie: I don't know what are you talking about.
Mewtwo: He means how do we get in the lot.
Bowser: Are you kidding, we don't have permission to do that.
[Charity: (Mewtwo) We don't need permission, we're villains!]
Princess: Oh, the many ways that we can get permission is talking to that Kellner guy.
[Toast: (Princess) And disguisng ourselves as Laurel and Hardy.]
Ganondorf: Relax, girl. We can find our way inside.
Emeka Uduma: Well, let's just find out, and capture Babs.
(We now go to the WB lot,
[Pule: Where another movie is being filmed.]
where the authors, and the kids are having a good time as Charity got a brand new car, well actually a go-kart)
[Loud: JUSTIN STOLE HER PRIZE AWAY AND GAVE HER A WHAMMY. STUPID JERK!]
R6: So Charity, how do you feel that you got a new go-kart?
[Loud: NOT HAPPY.]
Charity: Real happy, now I've won Cartoon Survivor 3, I will use this baby to go someplace.
[Toast: Except to Cananda, dudette.]
Loud: HA! I REALLY LIKE TO DRIVE A CAR..
Froggo: But you don't have a driver's liscense, you got to be 16 to drive.
[Pule: Or is it 18?]
Loud: WELL, SORRY. WE'RE JUST KIDS YOU KNOW.
Jussonic: Right, and Jamie Kellner is having a meeting with us.
[Charity: He has a meeting with everyone.]
Aka: I thought Kellner was a villan.
Lucky Bob: Wrong now.
Nifnat: Yes, he is not a villan, he's a good guy.
[Loud: WRONG! HE IS SO A VILLAIN! STOP WRITING FICS, JUSTIN. YOU ARE TOO STUPID FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.]
Chit: Say, did any of you heard about 30 villans are planning to stew Babs?
Charity: I thought it was 32.
R6: Later, Charity. We can't hear the villans say something about us.
[Charity: Great, this story woulda been avoided have we act now.]
Toast: You are correct, dude.
[Toast: Dude, I never used Lucky Bob's lines unless I wanna.]
Cho-Cho: So where's is Sammy Melman?
[Pule: In Heck.]
Chit: He is with Kellner.
[Pule: (Cho-Cho) D'oh! Stupid question.]
Digi-fan: So, what would you like to do?
Jussonic: Well, Robert couldn't make it.
[Loud: HE HAS TO DATE FELICIA.]
R6: How do you know, Jussonic?
Jussonic: Robert is writing Ed, Edd, n' Eddy fan-fics.
[Toast: Dude, he doesn't write Ed, Edd, n' Eddy fan-fics! He writes only for us, South Park, and Spongebob Squarepants! D***!]
Chit: Oy vey.
Loud: WELL, LET'S GET GOING TO TALK WITH JAMIE KELLNER.
[Charity: Let's watch Bruce Banner do his Hulk impression.]
(They took off to Kellner's office, then a mysterious guy who is stood at Kellner's front door)
Mystery Guy: Do you guys have a hall pass?
[Toast: (Mystery Guy) Or did you just skip out of class?]
Charity(Upset): Do you got a problem with that you jerk.
Mystery Guy: No,
[Pule: (Mystery Guy) I got to killed you all now.]
do you have a pass?
Jussonic: Hey! Get the heck out of the way!
[Loud: OR I WILL YELL AT YA!]
Loud: JUSSONIC, DON'T GET RUDE. (He gets out the hall pass)
[Charity: Loud never say that! And he doesn't need a stupid hall pass!]
Mystery Guy: Okay, you may proceed to Jamie Kellner's office.
[Charity: And into the spinning blades.]
Toast: Thanks, dude.
Mystery Guy: You're welcome, but don't call me dude.
[Loud: ONLY PLOTZ CAN CALL HIM THAT.]
Toast: All right.
(And the H! kids and the authors go on in to Kellner's office. And, a mystery guy unzipped his disguise to reveal as Katz)
[Pule: The Pepsi Twist references are getting stupid by the minute.]
[Loud: DARN RIGHT.]
Doom(On his walky-talky): Did it work, Katz?
[Toast: (Katz) No.]
Katz: Yes it is, the kid gave me a hall pass to the office right away.
Doom(On his walky-talky): Good, now you better head back to our conversation about the plans.
[Loud: THEN WHY DID HE LEAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!]
Katz: Sure.
(We go inside to Jamie Kellner's office as Kellner is playing "Metroid Prime" for Game Cube,
[Pule: Hey guys. Doesn't that game looks so familiar to you?]
[Charity: Maybe.]
[Toast: But then again, who cares?]
[Loud: YEAH. THAT GAME IS UNFORTUNATED TO BE IN AN CRAPPY MOVIE.]
[Pule: Got ya.]
then he sees the Histerian kids after he pause kid)
Loud: Ahem, EXCUSE ME, JAMIE KELLNER.
[Toast: (Kellner) Get the heck out of my office!]
Kellner: Oh, hi kids. I was playing the Game Cube.
Froggo: O.K., so how is the ratings?
[Charity: Are they lame again?]
Kellner: Pretty good. Oh and, Charity, congradulations on your Survivor.
[Loud: HE NEVER CONGRADULATED. IT'S MORE DOWN THE LINES ON, "YOU FOOL! I AM GOING TO KILLED YOU LATER!"
[Charity: (sarcastic) Thanks for suggesting that, love.]
[Loud: NO PROBLEM.
Charity: Thanks, Jamie.
Toast: So, what's going on?
[Charity: This film.]
Kellner: The villans are planning something.
[Toast: (Kellner) And that's because I am one of them.]
Aka: How many?
Kellner: 30, but the other 2 will come.
[Pule: Like their prince.]
Cho-Cho: What's their plan?
Kellner: They are planning to stew Babs.
(The H! Kids screamed)
[Pule: Oh they would screamed because they are in this dang movie!]
[Loud: (Kellner) BECAUSE I AM GOING TO KILLED HER MYSELF.]
Kellner: Babs needs you, kids.
[Charity: More like she needs Loud.]
[Loud: HEY!]
Charity: O.K., we can do that.
Kellner: All right.
(They took off, then Kellner tells them to stop)
[Toast: (Kellner) You almost stepped on my nicely clean carpet, you fool!]
Kellner: Oh, and good luck on your adventure against these villans.
[Pule: (Kellner) You'd need it.]
H! Kids: We will.
(Fade to outside his office as the authors are standing, then, the kids came out)
Jussonic: So how did it go with Kellner?
[Pule: Pretty lame.]
Froggo: Pretty good, he wanted Babs to come with us.
R6: Oh, we see. We hope you didn't get any into trouble.
[Toast: Dude, whose we? Is there anyone else here we don't know of, dude?]
Loud: Oh no.
Nifnat: Good.
(As they waited for Babs, she came out, then she sees the kids)
H! Kids: Babs.
Babs: Hiiiiiiyyyyyeeeeee!
[Loud: BABS, DON'T DO THAT!]
R6: So how are you?
Babs: Good, I heard Kellner wanted me to come with you.
[Charity: And Loud Kiddington.
[Loud: CHARITY!]
[Charity: Well, you have a crush on him, don't you?]
[Loud: (blushing) NO, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.]
Froggo: O.K.
Charity: So how's Buster?
[Toast: (Babs) I dumped him for Loud.]
[Loud: NOT YOU TOO! KNOCK IT OFF! I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON BABS!]
[Toast: Right. Sure.]
[Pule: Guys, you got to knock it off. Loud and Charity loves each other, yet you are going to ruined it.]
[Charity: Okay, enough with the guilt trip.]
Babs: Buster's okay.
Loud: SO LET'S GO WHACK THEIR VILLAN'S BUTT OFF.
Aka/R6: Good idea.
[All: Not!]
(They marched to journey, then Fusili sees them)
[Charity: (Fusili) I will make puppets out of them yet, no?]
Fusili: Very good, soon we will cook you, Babs.
[Pule: (Fusili) But first, we got to do more lame stuff.]
(Fade to the villans at their mansion)
[Loud: THAT THEY STOLE FROM HUGH HEFNER.]
Doom: Is Babs Bunny arrived yet?
Jason Phelps: Yes she did,
[Charity: Just not at the mansion.]
she's with the kids and these dumb authors.
[Pule: And Justin is one of them.]
Joey Aynes: Good then.
Katz: They'll bring her in here.
[Loud: WHERE THEY'D KILLED US? YEAH RIGHT.]
Mongul: And we'll stew her for good, unless we can stew her but, eh what the heck.
[Toast: His mind is always screwed up, dude.]
Emeka Uduma: O.K. where's Fusili?
Voice: He's coming.
Voice 2: And he spied the kids.
[Loud: AT CANADA.]
Joey Aynes: Who are you?
(Their voices turned out to be 2 FCC Agents)
[Toast: It's Ben Stein and Jimmy Kimmel!]
FCC Agents: Greetings.
Doom: Guys, it's good to see you again.
[Charity: (Doom) As I planned to dip you both.]
Mongul: And we are getting to cook up Babs Bunny.
Agent 2: Yes, and Fusili coming back, Jason and Emeka will dress up as Male Bunnies where Babs can flirt.
[Pule: Or kidnapped, whatever, I guess.]
Agent 1: Good idea.
Lex Luthor(sighs): Why?
[Loud: BECAUSE WE DON'T LOVE YOU!]
[Toast: Right. You love Babs.]
[Loud: HEY!]
[Charity: Is for horses, Loud.]
[(Both Charity and Toast highfived each other.)]
Agent 1: Why not.
[Charity: That is so stupid, even I got it by now.]
(Then Fusili comes back)
Bane: Did you see them?
[Toast: (Fusili) No, but I got a cool idea at Wal-Mart.]
Fusili: I spied them all right. And thank goodness I didn't reconize as the puppet maker.
Stewie: You wish.
[Pule: For what? More puppets? Who is he? Puppetmon?]
Doom: All righty. Jason, Emeka, why don't you guys to go to the bathroom and put on the Male Bunny costumes.
Jason Phelps/Emeka Uduma: O.K.
(He gave them their costumes)
Jafar: Here you guys, go change.
(Then Jason and Emeka put on their costumes and become Male Bunnies.
[Pule: Not here!]
[Charity: Perverts!]
Jason is Male Bunny 1. Emeka is Male Bunny 2)
Iago: How do you guys look?
Male Bunnies: Good.
[Loud: I HEARD OF DRESSED TO KILLED, BUT THIS IS NUTS!]
Seduca: All right, now you are in your costumes, now that Babs can flirt with you, unzipped your disguise, and bring her here.
Male Bunny 1: No sweat.
[Charity: Actually, they're sweating in those costumes right now.]
Male Bunny 2: You can count on us.
Joey Aynes: Go bring her.
[Toast: Some eggrolls, dude.]
Male Bunnies: Right.
(Fade to the neighborhood lot as where the authors, the kids, and Babs are walking in the sidewalk)
[Toast: Stomping on kids as they do, man.]
R6: Are you sure that we are lost?
Charity: Heck no, we are in the neighborhood.
[Pule: Arnold's neighorhood, that is.]
Jussonic: No kidding.
Chit: By the way, who were those Male Bunnies anyway?
[Loud: BUSTER AND BUGS.]
Loud: SOME CREATURES OF MARVIN.
Froggo: Yeah.
Babs: So how will we defeat them?
[Charity: Pretend not to noticed them.]
Nifnat: Kick their hiney! That's what we do.
Babs: Right.
[All: Wrong!]
(Then Loud picks up the note)
Loud: Hey guys, look at this.
[Charity: It's the script. Where was it when we needed it?!]
Digi-Fan: What is it?
[Toast: Dude, it's a script. Are you deaf?]
Loud: It says "Dance Party tonight at 7:30 p.m. so enjoy the party, and bring some party clothes".
[Pule: (note) Because we aren't giving you any.]
Charity/Chit: Oy vey.
Aka: Nonsense, we can go to the Dance Party tonight, then we will kick their homey butts off.
[Loud: HOPEFULLY SHE MEANT THE VILLAGE PEOPLE.]
Nifnat: Well, it might be a start, but...
R6: Lighten up, Nifnat.
[Loud: TRY SNAKE HANDLING INSTEAD.]
We shall go there and dance.
H! Kids: YAY!
Babs: O.K. let's continue walking before we go to the party.
[Pule: Or we could go...now.]
Froggo: No problem.
(Fade to black. Cut to Abyss' castle as the koopa troopas walking.
[Charity: Hey! This is "Toons vs. Abyss!" It's Toons vs. Abyss! This movie has crashed!]
We now go to the villans)
[Toast: Dude, you got Toons vs. Abyss in my Dueling Villans 2!]
[Pule: You got Dueling Villans 2 in my Toons vs. Abyss!]
Iago: Are you sure that they'll be back, after they captured Babs?
Jafar: Yes, Iago.
[Loud: (Jafar) We have enough of that film.]
They will be back.
[Charity: Like the Terminator only stupider.]
Hannibal: And with this big cooker, we'll soon to cook her once and for all.
[Toast: Dude, he'd want that, being a cannibal and all.]
Ursula: That's right, Hannibal. And for these Histerian kids and the authors, they will make sure that they will suffer for her, and drink 100 Bottles of beer.
[Pule: On the wall.]
James: I thought it was 99.
Ursula: Nope.
[Pule: That is the number of Pokemon it takes to killed the actors.]
Le Quack: And for these adults.
[Loud: A PLATE OF SOUP.]
Katz: They're not in this story.
[Toast: Good because they don't want to be in any more crappers as it is!]
Le Quack: Nuts!
Ganondorf: So, if we cook her, the blue bunny boy will kill them.
[Charity: The FCC.]
Seduca: You got that right.
Hades: O.K. let's see that how are the male bunnies are doing.
(We cut to Lydia Karaokie)
[Toast: (Lydia) Am I in this scene or was I supposed to be back in Toons vs. Abyss?]
Lydia: We interrupt this story to bring you this one.
[Charity: A better movie, I hope.
Hi, I'm Lydia, even though as for today's story that Mandark isn't in this story.
[Pule: Then who was the geek at the beginning? Joe from "Digimon"?]
Plus Buster Bunny couldn't make it in this story. And as for that farmer...
[Loud: HE WANTS TO BE IN A MOVIE SO BAD.]
(Then, a farmer turns out to be Eustace)
Eustace: Dang if I know, woman, what are you doing here?
[Charity: (Lydia) How should I know? I am the censor, stupid!]
Lydia: We weren't in this story. Just the kids and authors were in it.
Eustace: Oh.
Lydia: Right. We now return to this story, thank you.
[Loud: WE'RE NOT. WE'RE OUTTA HERE. LET'S BOOK!]
(The four got up and left the theater. We go through the door sequence again. We find ourselves back in the main room. Loud, Toast, and Pule are there, but...]
Loud: DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE CHARITY WENT?
Toast: Dude, I don't know. Didn't she like come with us outta of the theater.
Pule: Where is Charity? I missed her!
Voice: Hello, does anyone know where I am?
Toast: Dude, what the...?!
(Then a familiar character came into the room. It's Babs Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventures and today's movie.)
Pule: Babs Bunny? What are you doing here?
Babs: I don't know. One minute I was in my room talking to my friends on my phone, then another minute, I was here! What happened here?!
Loud: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I BET I KNOW WHOSE RESPONSIBLE! (pressing the calling button) STALIN, EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!
(Cut back to Base 16. Stalin is answering the call while Froggo is still playing Risk.)
Stalin: Oh, so you finally noticed? I decided to make your film extra special by removing Charity from the ship and replacing her with your love interest.
(Cut back to the Satellite of Time)
Loud: SHE ISN'T MY LOVE INTEREST! (pause) OKAY, I ADMIT I DO LIKE HER AT TIMES, BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT! I LOVED CHARITY!
Babs: And besides, I loved Buster! (pause again) Of course, I do kinda liked Loud too.
Loud: (shocked) WHAT?!
(Cut back to Base 16)
Stalin: You see? Already, it has taken effect! Soon, the movie will forced you to see different lovers. In fact, if Babs done well on this show, she is going to be Charity's permanent replacement. I already send the blonde haired brat home so you won't worry about her. Worry about yourselves though! (laughs evilly)
Froggo: I won another country, Stalin!
Stalin: (angrily) Curses! I forgot!
(Stalin runs back to rejoin the game. Cut back to the Satellite of Time as right now we only see Toast and Pule)
Toast: Dude, Stalin is like crazy. Loud and Babs would never betrayed their lovers like this.
Pule: (looking offscreen) Oh, I don't know that.
(Toast turned and as the camera turns, we see Loud and Babs kissing each other. Then they reluctantly stop.)
Loud: WOW. IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD ABOUT WHAT I DONE, BUT WHO CARES?!
Babs: (to camera blushing) Folks, we'd be right back.
[The prisoners, now Babs replacing Charity, came into the theater and sat down. The movie resumes.)
(Fade to the dance club,
[Loud: OWN BY THAT GUY IN "FULL HOUSE".]
as the authors are jigging, the kids are dancing, and Babs has her party dress from "Amazing Three" watches the kids dance.)
[Babs: (flirting} I only wear that to impress Loud.]
[Loud: (blushing) Babs.]
(Background Music: Get This Party Started)
[Toast: We would but Justin would make it terrible, dude.]
Babs: I thought you kids who knew how to dance.
Aka: Are you kidding,
[Pule: We never knew how to dance.]
we are groovin tonight.
Froggo: Yeah.
(Cut to the authors)
R6: This dance groove is the blast.
[Pule: Kool-Aid Blast, that is.]
Nifnat: I'll say.
(Then, the 2 male bunnies shown up at the dance party)
Loud: WHO ARE THEY?
[Babs: Looks like Hugh Hefner decided to try the other gender.]
Charity: Don't know, must've took the bus.
[Toast: And hit it too.]
Male Bunny 1: You got that right.
Male Bunny 2: Ditto.
Toast: What do you want dudes?
[Loud: (Male Bunny 2) YOUR SOUL.]
Male Bunny 2: Can we take Babs with us?
Chit: Well.
[Toast: No.]
Male Bunny 1: Come on.
[Loud: HE SAID NO, SO FORGET IT!]
Toast: Okay. (To Babs) Somebody's here, Babsy.
[Babs: Seen them, don't care.]
(As Babs looks at these Male Bunnies, she went wild big time at them)
[Pule: Hey, I thought she liked Loud.]
[Babs: Well, not yet!]
Charity: You've gotta be kidding me,
[Babs: I only went nuts for Loud or maybe Buster.]
she went nuts on them.
Babs: Buster Bunny, eat your heart out.
[Pule: He already did though how could he still be alive?]
Male Bunny 2: Well, shall we go?
Babs: Sure.
[Loud: (Babs) BUT FIRST, I GOT TO KILL YOU TWO.]
(As they beginning to take off, Jussonic stops them)
Jussonic: Where do you guys going?
[Toast: Anywhere and nowhere, dude.]
Male Bunny 1: We're taking some place.
Jussonic: Okay.
[Loud: WHY DIDN'T JUSSONIC STOPPED THEM?!]
[Pule: Guess who's writing this crap?]
[Babs: And if this supposed to be a sequel to "Dueling Villains", how can no one trying to break me up with Buster by now?!]
[Toast: Dude, I thought you liked Loud.]
[Babs: I do! Sort of. Oh, I don't know anymore!]
(As the dance party grooves on, meanwhile, Babs and 2 male rabbits are walking in the neighborhood)
[Pule: Mr. Rogers?]
Babs: Where are you taking me?
[Babs: Hopefully not to Heck.]
Male Bunnies: It's a surprise.
Babs: Oh.
[Toast: (Babs) I hate it.]
[All: (giggling)]
(As they walked past these houses, they took her to Abyss' castle)
[Loud: DID ABYSS MOVED HIS CASTLE TO BURBANK?]
Male Bunny 1: Here we are.
Babs: Is that the surprise.
[Babs: (Male Bunny 1 sarcastic) No, it's your execution, doorknob.]
Male Bunny: Yes it is. Now let's go in.
[Toast: Count Dracula wants to see you.]
Babs: Right.
(They went inside the dungeon, and they took her to the room)
[Pule: My room.]
[Toast: Dude!]
Babs: By the way, who did you invite?
(Then the villans came out)
[Pule: (gasps) It's George W. Bush and the Republics!]
Mandark: We do.
Babs: You!
[Loud: NO ONE MAKES ANY REFERENCES TO "LOONEY TUNES: BACK IN ACTION". AT LEAST, NOT NOW.]
Joey Aynes: Yes us, that's why they invited us to get you to be stewed.
Babs: You're crazy! They wouldn't do that.
[Babs: They're not stupid enough.]
Male Bunnies: Oh yes we will, watch us!
(Then, they unzipped their disguises who revealed as Jason and Emeka)
[Toast: Dude, once again another Pepsi Twist reference.]
[Loud: I HATE THOSE PEPSI TWIST REFERENCES!]
[Babs: Oh calm down, Loud.]
Jason Phelps: Judge Doom will be here soon.
[Loud: TO KILL YOU ALL.]
Babs: No, no, anything but that!
Iago: Why don't you just shut up!
[Pule: Nostradamus.]
Babs: But.
Hades: No butts! We are going to stew you for good.
[Babs: Stew me? How lame is that? They got to make up a better plan than that.]
(Then, Judge Doom comes in)
Mongul: Here he comes.
[Babs: Walking down the street. Hey, hey, they're the idiots!]
Doom: Thanks for all the support, do you got her?
[Toast: Or a clone of her, dude.]
Emeka Uduma: Yes we do.
Doom: Good, now we can put her into "Rabbit Stew"!
Meowth: Yeah, cook her!
[Pule: (Meowth) Then we'll captured Pikachu and get blow up once more.]
[Babs: But your car just exploded.]
[All: (laughing)]
[Loud: GOOD ONE, BABS.]
[Babs: Thanks. It was good, wasn't it?]
[Toast: Dude, you would make a fine addition to this team.]
[Pule: You mean Charity wasn't?]
[Toast: Uh, she was a good addition. Don't think I am bashing her or something, dude.]
the kids are rescuing Babs.
Doom: WHAT!! Send the troops down to stop them!
[Toast: What troops? No one say anything about troops.]
[Babs: Ahh, they probably got those guys from "Morons R Us".]
Dr. Laura: No problem.
(Cut to the kids are walking in the dungeon, but the troops have approached)
Chit: Uh-oh.
[Pule: Wait, Chit is an adult. Why is he in this?]
[Toast: Dude, who knows and who cares?]
(As the troops are beginning to attack them, and the kids stops them)
Aka: Oh man, we don't have for this,
[Pule: Actually we got plenty of time.]
we are rescuing Babs here.
(The troops stare at them)
[Pule: Our flies are down.]
[All: (chuckling)]
Toast: They're not listening.
[Loud: MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY GET THEIR ORDERS FROM THE DIRECTOR.]
Loud: I got an idea, Aka we shall kiss.
[Toast: Charity and Froggo, dude.]
Aka: No problem.
[Babs: Oh, it is.]
(As Loud and Aka are beginning to kiss, the troops are escaping)
[Toast: Dude, they think kissing an African American girl is sick for them.]
[Loud: THOUGH THAT KISSING WAS A GOOD MOMENT FOR ME.]
Loud: Phew, thanks Aka for kissing me.
Aka: You're welcome.
[Babs: (Aka) We're official now.]
Froggo: Let's get going.
Chit/Charity/Cho-Cho: Right.
[Loud: AND THEY DO MORE KISSING ON THE WAY.]
(And they continued searching to save Babs, they arrived in the villans' room as Babs is held hostage)
[Pule: Man, that didn't take long, did it?]
[Loud: WE'RE FAST.]
Loud: IT'S BABS!
[Babs: Who else?]
Charity: And she got duct tape on her mouth.
Toast: Let's rescue her.
(They do, then the villans are stopping them)
Hades: Not so fast you children!
[Toast: (Hades) You're all grounded for the next few months.]
H! Kids: You.
Charity: What have you done with Babs?!
[Loud: (Hades) WE'RE HICKTORY CURING HER.]
Jafar: She is going to be stewed.
Loud: NO!!
[Pule: Yes.]
Stewie: Oh yes, and she will not be related to me.
[Loud: WHO WANTS TO BE RELATED TO YOU?]
[Babs: Probably those idiots on that show of his.]
Froggo: I though she isn't related to Barbara Streisend.
[Toast: Dude, who wants to be related to her?]
[Babs: Anyone who knows her.]
Iago: Ha! And she is related to Rush Limbaugh.
[Pule: Who wants to be related to that fat idiot?]
[Babs: Anyone...]
[Loud: OKAY, OKAY. WE GET IT BY NOW.]
Jessie: And you will prepare for trouble.
James: And make it double.
Meowth: That's right.
[Babs: Hey no fair! Where's the whole motto?}
[Pule: Nothing. What's the "motto" with you?]
[(Pule laughs while the other groans.]
[Toast: Dude, that joke was recycled during "The Lion King", dude.]
[Pule: Well, excuse me!]
Aka: Listen you homies, what did you do to Babs?!
[Loud: (Meowth) WE'RE GOING TO STEWED HER! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY BRAINS AT ALL?!]
Katz: SILENCE!! We told you, we are going to stew her.
Loud: I GOT AN IDEA.
Mewtwo: Really.
[Babs: (Loud) No, just kidding.]
[Pule: You know, since Mewtwo is psychic, he probably shoulda used his psychic powers and know what's Loud planning ahead of time.]
[Loud: THEN IT WOULD MAKE THIS MOVIE EVEN STUPIDER THAN IT ALREADY IS.]
[Pule: The fish from "Spongebob Squarepants" is in the room.]
(Then the villans began to take off, and Loud has the normal voice)
Loud(Normal Voice): Wow, that was close.
[Pule: (Loud) I thought I was going to be Christopher Lloyd there for a second.]
Stand back you guys, I'm going to get her out.
Aka: Good luck.
[Babs: You'd need it.]
(Then Loud opens up the cooker, picks up Babs, and remove the tape off her mouth)
[Loud: (Babs) OH, I COULDA DONE THAT THE WHOLE TIME. I WONDERED WHY I STAY THERE FOR SO LONG?]
Babs: Thanks, kid.
Loud: You're welcome.
(Then Loud hugs Babs)
Babs: Thanks for a hug, you're sweet.
[Toast: Dude, that's because they, like, loved each other.]
[Loud: I TOLD YOU...]
[Babs: Oh, knock it off. Let's face it. I loved you, you loved me. Why defy it?]
[Loud: BUT WHAT ABOUT CHARITY AND BUSTER?]
[Babs: We'd worry about them once we get back to Earth. If we ever get back to Earth, that is. (seductive) But for now, let's kiss, big boy.]
[(Loud and Babs kissed each other passionately.)]
[Pule: Man, and I thought Loud and Charity's loving was wild! Meow!]
[Toast: Dude, something's going on.]
[Loud: (stop kissing Babs) OH, WE BETTER WATCH.]
[Babs: Yeah.]
Loud: You too.
Charity: And what about Judge Doom?
[Toast: He is in the crapper.]
(Then the villans returned who were angry)
Joey Aynes: That wasn't the goodyear doughnut!
[Loud: THAT WAS THE BADYEAR DONUT.]
Jason Phelps: That was the allied truck.
[Pule: Nope, but you were close, Loud.]
Loud: HA! NICE TRY!
Hannibal: You twerp!
Loud: Who are you calling me a twerp?!
[Babs: (Hannibal) Me, Clarice.]
Mongul: You, you made us escape!
[Babs: If they did, they woulda been outta here by now.]
Froggo: Do you want to call 9-1-1?
[Pule: What, you want the Taliban to attack us again? No way!]
Charity: We'll be glad to.
(As Froggo calls the cops to tell them that they kidnapped her,
[Toast: Dude, Froggo would never called the police. We just do the butt kicking we are best at, man.]
they said that they are going to the tower)
Agent 1: What's going on?
Cheetah: I don't know.
[Loud: (Cheetah) DON'T MAKE ME THINK SO HARD!]
(And the cops entered the room)
[Loud: (cop) WE'RE HERE TO RUINED EVERYTHING.]
Charity: Take them away, they have kidnapped Babs.
[Toast: (cop) No.]
(And the officers said yes, and they took them to jail)
[Babs: That's it?! No battle scene! How lame is this film anyway?!]
[Loud: CALM DOWN. THERE'S A BATTLE SCENE SOON.]
[Pule: Though not one we reckoned anyway.]
Jessie: Where are you taking us?!
[Toast: (cop) To Sing-Sing.]
Ganondorf: Yeah, we didn't mean it!
[Loud: GANONDORF SHOULDA TURNED INTO GANON AND DESTROYED THOSE COPS.]
[Babs: Would you rathered he killed innocents?]
[Loud: NOT REALLY, BUT NO ONE IN THIS FILM IS INNOCENT. JUST GUILTY OF STARRING IN THIS FILM.]
Le Quack: What kind of trick is this?!
(Then are villans are gone)
H! Kids: Bon voyage.
[Babs: Charlie Brown, and don't come back!]
Babs: Well that's that.
Doom(V.O.): WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FRIENDS?!
[Toast: What friends?]
(They gasped)
[Pule: They are shocked with this film as we are.]
Doom: You made the villans had gone to get doughnuts.
Froggo: I thought you made them.
[Loud: THE DOUGNUTS?]
Doom: I don't believe you meddling kids!
[Babs: (Doom) Made me say a line from "Scooby-Doo"]
Charity: What are you going to do, turn us into snowcones?
[Toast: Snowcones? Dude, he doesn't have ice powers.]
Doom: AAAAARRRGHH!
(Then Doom's eyeballs drop on the floor,
[Pule: (Doom) I'm blind!]
and his hat is thrown out,
[Pule: You know, he is now a part of Men Without Hats.]
and his human form is turned into his toon form)
Doom: You made the villans go to jail! You called the cops on my friends! Now you've ruined it,
[Loud: THIS MOVIE.]
and now you will PAY!! (And his uses daggers in his eyes)
Babs: Great, now he's meaner than ever.
[Toast: You mean he wasn't?!]
Loud: What do we do now?
[Babs: Die.]
Doom: I'll dip ya.
Aka/Charity: Never!
[Toast: Dude, it's never say never.]
Doom: Oh yeah. (He uses the chainsaw out of his hand)
[Babs: He's turning this movie into a Chainsaw Massage.]
Toast: Dudes, looks like we're useless.
[Pule: Yeah, all they are doing is standing there.]
Charity: No, Toast. We shall fight him.
Chit: In our ninja outfits.
[Loud: WHEN DID WE GET NINJA OUTFITS?!]
[Babs: This author doesn't have the sense to use original ideas.]
Loud: GREAT IDEA, CHIT.
(The kids except Babs put on their ninja uniforms)
[Babs: I'm too sexy to wear a ninja uniform.]
[Loud: (blushing if we could see him)]
H! Kids: Hyyyaaahhh!
Babs: Go get him, kids!
[Pule: With nothing but our...hands and feet and stuff.]
(And Lucky Bob jumps up avoiding his chainsaw, Toast, Chit, and Cho-Cho ducked under it, and Froggo and Charity aims for the banana peel)
[Loud: HEY, THAT'S LITTERING! THERE'S A FINE FOR THAT!]
Froggo: Would it be better than we put the banana peel when Doom approaches us.
[Toast: No.]
Charity: My pleasure.
(Froggo putted the banana peel on the floor, as Doom appoaches them, he slips and it hit right to spikes)
[Loud: WHAT SPIKES? AND DOOM IS NO IDIOT YOU KNOW.]
Doom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Charity: Way to go!
Froggo: Shucks.
[Pule: Don't try anything. Froggo is Aka's.]
Doom: Now that you made me slipped to the thorns, now I'm going to dip you with the hose.
[Toast: Uh, no comment dude.]
Charity: Can't you get it from outside.
Doom: SILENCE! I'm going to squirt you.
Aka: With what.
Doom: Dip.
[Babs: (Aka) D'oh! Stupid question!]
Lucky Bob: Wrong now.
Doom: Don't make me count to 30.
(And the anvil drop on Doom by the figure)
[Loud: HEY WARNERS! GET OUT OF OUR MOVIE!]
Figure: Leave the kids alone you ape!
[Babs: So Doom is Donkey Kong?]
Doom: Who's doing that?!
(A Figure who reveals as the Quantum Ranger)
H! Kids and Babs: Quantum Ranger, how did you get here?
[Toast: (Quantum Ranger) Through my Megazord, okay?!]
Quantum Ranger: I'm helping you guys to throw Doom into dip.
[Pule: Can't we do it?]
Doom: Take your best shot.
Quantum Ranger: My pleasure.
(As Doom uses his chainsaw, the Quantum Ranger uses his saber to shoot the chainsaw,
[Pule: Since Doom's chainsaw is a toon chainsaw, I doubt the Quantmum Ranger's chainsaw should be still there.]
and Doom is stunned, then, Quantum Ranger picks up Doom with his bottom, and swings and toss him to the dip)
[Babs: Michael Eisner?]
Doom(Screaming): AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS QUANTUM RANGER, YOU KIDS, AND YOU PINK BUNNY! (He screams) I'M MELTING! OH NO! A WAH-WAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I'M MELTING! (He screams again) I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING! A WAH-WAHH! Oh no. (He melted in the dip)
[Loud: AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, END THE WIZARD OF OZ PROOF.]
[Toast: Oh, if this author only had a brain.]
[Pule: Or a heart.]
[Babs: Or a script.]
(Cut to outside as the authors cheered for the kids defeating Doom,
[Toast: Dude, how? Do they got super radar something?]
and cut to the inside as Babs and the Histerian kids cheered)
Charity: We did it! Now Judge Doom is gone, we can be happy again.
[Toast: Dude, we are happy even when Doom is still around.]
Chit: You bet, now let's go back and meet up with these guys.
[Loud: THE THREE STOOGES.]
Loud: O.K.
(Cut to the front door of the castle as the kids say good-bye to the Quantum Ranger)
[Pule: And don't come back!]
Charity: Thanks for all your help.
Quantum Ranger: You too, kids.
[Babs: What help? All he did was hit Doom with an avil, cut off his chainsaw, and throws him to the dip. He didn't do much of anything!]
[Loud: CALM DOWN, BABS.]
Aka: Well, good-bye.
Quantum Ranger: Good-bye, take care now.
(As they said good-bye to the Quantum Ranger, the authors met up with kids)
R6: How was the battle with Doom?
[Babs: Pretty stupid.]
Froggo: Pretty good, and we saved Babs.
Jussonic: You did.
Loud: Yes we did.
Nifnat: All right then, let's go back.
[Pule: To the future.]
(Cut to the WB lot as the authors, Babs and the H! Kids returning)
Digi-fan: Phew, I'm glad that's over.
Jussonic: Yeah. (To Babs) Why don't you stay more often.
[Toast: Babs would really want Loud badly.]
[(Loud and Babs blushed)]
Babs: I can't you guys.
Aka: What, why?
Babs: Because, I have to go back to Acme Acres to be with Buster and my friends.
[Loud: AND HER PARENTS WON'T LET HER LIVE IN BURBANK.]
Jussonic: Well, can we say good-bye to you.
Babs: All right.
(She shooked hands at the authors)
R6: That was good.
[Loud: HA!]
Jussonic: Will you go tell them to kids that it's time for you to leave.
Babs: Sure. (To Kids) I'm gonna miss you, children.
[Loud: AS WELL AS SCARECROW.]
Charity: Us too.
Babs: Can I give you kids a hug?
[All: No!]
H! Kids: Sure.
(Then Babs gave the kids a hug, then she goes right to Loud)
Babs: I love you, Loud Kiddington.
Loud: I love you too, Babs.
[Toast: Dude, she loves everybody.]
[Babs: But that time, it was for real.]
[(Loud and Babs kisses each other again before resuming to watch the film.)]
Babs: Call me Barbara Ann.
[Babs: Do that and I'd kill you!]
Loud: O.K. Can I give you a kiss good-bye?
Babs: Oh, okay.
(And Loud gives Babs a good-bye kiss)
[Pule: Do you two want to...]
[(He stops as he sees that Loud and Babs are kissing again.)]
[Pule: Never mind.]
Babs: Well, good-bye kids.
H! Kids: See you, Barbara Ann Bunny.
[Loud: DON'T CALL HER THAT!]
Babs: You too.
(She took off to go back to Acme Acres)
Charity: Gotta tell you, she was a pretty girl for Loud.
[Babs: Oh, I am.]
Froggo: Mm-hmm, speaking of witch, when is the second annual Harley Fan Fic Awards coming out?
[Toast: Never.]
Jussonic: That would be after Thanksgiving, Froggo.
R6: And Robert and us, plus some of the fan-fic writers are going to be there, and this time, no dead people, just the people who are living.
[Pule: Ha! Yeah right!]
[Babs: I swear, who cares about the living anymore?]
Loud: Indeed, well come on guys, let's get back to the mansion, and we'll talk about more stuff.
[Pule: What mansion? Who are you???]
Others: O.K.
(And they returned to the mansion, cut to the prision cell as the villans are held hostage)
[Loud: UNTIL THEY ESCAPED AGAIN.]
Jeremy Flathers: We are not hostage people.
Agent 2: And we weren't held.
Hades: You got that right.
[Toast: Well, they definitely can hear us too.]
Iago: Well, we're stuck here because we didn't get to goodyear doughnut.
[Babs: Oh, shut up about the goodyear donut.]
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: Sorry.
Seduca: And now we'll never know that Doom is dipped by that Quantum Ranger.
[Toast: Dude, how did they know that? They left the scene!]
[Loud: PLOT HOLES. YOU GOT TO HATE THEM.]
Lex Luthor: Who is that Quantum Ranger?
Seduca: Don't tell anybody.
[Pule: Isn't he that cop from Power Rangers?]
[(The others stared at him)]
[Pule: What? Oh forget it.]
Mongul: You may have won, you brats, we will meet again.
Villans: You and us both, Mongul.
Mongul: Right.
THE END... Or is it
[Loud: YES IT IS.]
Cast list
Tress MacNeille: Babs Bunny, Toast, Cho-Cho
Christopher Lloyd: Judge Doom
[Babs: Why is my name first?]
[Pule: Because you are important Babs.]
[Babs: Hey thanks.]
Jeff Glen Bennett: Lucky Bob, Cave Guy
JusSonic: Himself
R6: Himself
Digi-Fan: Herself
Nftnat: Himself
[Loud: THE PROBLEM IS, THERE ISN'T ENOUGH HIM OR HERSELVES IN THIS FILM.]
Sheryl Lee Ralph: Cheetah
Paul Schoeffler: Le Quack, Katz
Pat Carroll: Ursula
Seth MacFarlane: Stewie Griffin
James Woods: Hades
Dr. Laura Schlessinger: Herself
[Toast: Also known as the losers.]
Gilbert Gottfried: Iago
Jonathan Freeman: Jafar
Brian Dobson: Skeletor
Jeremy Flathers: Himself
Joey Aynes: Himself
[Pule: Who are they and do we care why?]
Clancy Brown: Lex Luthor
Jason Phelps: Himself
Eric Stuart: James
Jennifer Hale: Seduca, Princess Morbucks
Anthony Hopkins: Hannibal Lecter
Henry Silva: Bane
Rachel Lillis: Jessie
Adam Blaustein: Meowth
Eric Roberts: Mongul
Philip Bartlett: Mewtwo
Harvey Atkin: King Bowser Koopa
Takashi Nagasko: Ganondorf
Emeka Uduma: Himself
Jim Cummings: Fusili
Ben Stein: FCC Agent 1
Eddie Deezen: Mandark
Jamie Kellner: Himself
Arthur Henderson: Eustace Bagge
Daniel Southworth: Quantum Ranger
[Loud: MAN, WHAT A CRAPPER THIS FILM IS.]
[Toast: You got it, dude. Let's book.]
[(The four got up and left the theater. We go through the door sequence again and return to the main room.]
Babs: What a crapper.
Loud: I ALREADY SAID THAT.
Babs: Let me say it again then. Who's stupid enough to let Justin do stories?
Pule: His momma?
Toast: Yeah right!
Loud: WELL, IT'S TIME TO ANSWER LETTERS. (takes one) This one said, "Dear cast of MHT3K, when are you going to have new people on the show?"
Babs: Hey, there are new people. Remember me?
Toast: Totally. Here's another one. "Yo MHT3K, I watch all your episodes far and I got to say, they are the B-E-S-T." Must be from Pepper. "I want to see more crappers or good films be make of.
Pule: Trust us, you will. Is that all the letters?
Loud: For now. Babs, you did fine on the show tonight. I think you'd replaced Charity very well.
Babs: Thanks, Loud. (pause) Listen, there is something I want to tell you.
Loud: That is...?
(Babs then kissed Loud on the lips very passionately, then stop.)
Babs: I love you. You are the cutest boy I ever seen.
Loud: I...I still loved Charity, but to tell you the truth, oh, I love you too.
(Loud and Babs kissed each other again.)
Toast: Oh man, Stalin messed up Loud and Charity's relationship now?
(The Mad sign flashes)
Pule: Stalin, what do you got to say now?
(Cut back to Base 16 as Stalin and Froggo watches. Stalin is the only one happy.)
Stalin: I say, Babs is Charity's permanent relationship so get with it! (laughs) Yes, my test works. I think those two are going to turned out very well.
Froggo: But you are going to break Loud and Charity up! How could you sleep at time?
Stalin: On a tall bed. Why?
Froggo: Never mind. (Pauses, then smirks) Rematch?
Stalin: You're going down, little man!
(Stalin pushes the button and we fade to black. Soon the credits roll as we hear the music like in every end of MST3K and past MHT3K episodes.)
CREDITS
directed by: JUSSONIC
produced by: JUSSONIC
written by: JUSSONIC
board owned by: NORUNG
featuring
toast: TRESS MACNEILLE
charity bazaar: LARAINE NEWMAN
loud kiddington: CODY RUEGGER
pule houser: FRANK WELKER
also featuring
tv's froggo: NATHAN RUEGGER
jospeh stalin: MAURICE LAMARCHE