Count Dooku Saga
Chapter 29: A Fairy Tale Beginning
Recently, Neo-Earth comes under attack by the Separatist Forces led by Count Dooku who is after the Wishing Orbs at all costs. And when Alvin Stevenson and the heroes of Neo-Earth interfere, the Separatists became trouble. As the heroes goes from above ground to underwater, they finds themselves under attack by Durge, the CIS bounty hunter for the Separatists, who will stopped at nothing to get his prize. Recently, Durge tries to escaped with the three Wishing Orbs Alvin gathered so far, including his Wishing Orb Tracker he got from Howard Lance. But with the help of Metabee and his Medaforce, Durge is send packing and Alvin gots the Orbs back, as well as a new tracker. Alvin and the Jedi continue on their journey, knowing that as long as Count Dooku is on Neo-Earth, their lives are in danger.
(We find ourselves at the Separatists' map room. Nute and Rune looks nervous as Count Dooku observes the location of the Wishing Orbs. His attention is currently on three that Alvin and the Jedi has.)
Nute: This is insane. That brat has defeated Durge and now has the three Wishing Orbs we need!
Rune: Clearly, we are no match for this boy as long as the Jedi are with him.
Count Dooku: Don't sound too unsure. He may have got lucky so far but his luck will soon run out.
Nute: What do you mean?
Count Dooku: Asajj Ventress is on her way here.
Nute: Asajj Ventress???
Count Dooku: A woman who is somewhat a Sith in training. She has amazing skills, which I accounted her for.
Rune: A Sith? We didn't have any luck for those kinds ever since our failed takeover of Naboo.
Count Dooku: Trust me, Rune. This won't be like last time. As soon as she gets here, I will assigned her the task of destroying the boy and the Jedi and get those Wishing Orbs back for us. In the meantime until she gets here, let's see where they are going.
Nute: It seems that they are headed to where San Hill and his troops are at.
Count Dooku: So they are. Interesting. Let's see how far if San Hill himself would have any lucky.
(We find ourselves in some sort of strange forest as droid leader San Hill and his army of Battle Droids are combing the whole place.)
San Hill: Search high and low. According to the Tracker, the fourth Wishing Orb is here somewhere.
Battle Droid leader: If it's here sir, we'd find it.
San Hill: And quickly, Count Dooku warns us that we may run into a boy with a tail and the Jedi who have defeated General Grievous, Foreman Wat Tambor, and the bounty hunter Durge so far, so we can't have anymore room to delay.
Battle Droid leader: Yes sir. Tto the other droids) Keep searching.
(We are now near some sort of cabin in a swamp. The camera then scrolls down to...an outhouse. We hear flushing from inside it and an ogre comes outside, groaning.)
Ogre: Aye! That meal Fiona made is tougher than I thought. And I thought Lord Farquaad was a pain in the a**. Fiona takes the cake. (Chuckling)
Princess Fiona: (V.O.) I heard that, Shrek.
(Shrek looks and sees his wife, a human turned ogre in princess clothing, looking at him with a smirk.)
Shrek: Aw, I was kidding, Fiona. (Goes up to her) You know I'm kidding, right?
Fiona: That depends on your first trip to H***.
(Shrek gulps nervously. Fiona laughs.)
Fiona: No, not really. I was joking too, dear.
Shrek: (shrugging) Figures. And I thought the only time you are liked this is during our honeymoon.
Fiona: Actually, I would be liked this if you want.
Shrek: And I know another thing you could do.
Fiona: And that is...?
(Shrek leans over to kissed Fiona, but was interrupted by a familiar voice.)
Voice: (mouth seems to be full) Hey Shrek!
(Shrek groans and turns to see a donkey with a weird Orb in his mouth coming towards to him.)
Shrek: Donkey, I thought I told you to played with your dragon friend!
Donkey: (mouth still full) I was, but I found something interesting.
Shrek: Uh, why did you say?
Donkey: (still can't be understood) I said I found something!
Fiona: Donkey, perhaps you should take that thing out of your mouth.
(Donkey spits out the Orb. Now he could speak.)
Donkey: I said, “I found something!”
Shrek: Well, what is it?
Donkey: This Orb I found.
(Shrek sees the Orb and picks it up.)
Shrek: Huh. What the blue blazes is this thing?
Donkey: Don't know. Do you know what that thing is, Fiona?
Fiona: I never been outside of the fairy tale land, so I don't really know.
Battle Droid: (V.O.) We know.
(The three turned and is startled to see Battle Droids pointing their weapons at them.)
Donkey: Holy crap! We got company!!!!
Shrek: I can see that, Donkey!
(San Hill appears)
San: We thank you for receiving that Orb for us. Now hand it over.
Shrek: (suspicious) What for?
San: We will not say anything our enemies will use to their advantage later on! Now hand over the Wishing Orb!
Fiona: Shrek, they want that Orb Donkey found! Don't give it to them! Whatever it is is may be trouble!
San: Do not test my patience, fool. Now hand it over!
Shrek: No! Fiona is right! If you shoulda said please or not pointing those weapons at us, maybe I would considered doing it but since you didn't and did, forget it!
San: Okay, you asked for it! Troops, attack!
Battle Droid: Yes sir.
(Shrek hands the Orb over to Fiona and gets ready to do battle)
Shrek: This won't take long.
(We cut to Durge still wondering in the desert. He is fuming over his defeat.)
Durge: Why didn't I trapped that kid and his robot when I have the chance?! Next time I see them, they go in the scrap heap! (looks at Alvin's previously Wishing Orb Tracker that he stole) Still, at least this souvenir would get me in favour of Count Dooku, I guaranteed it. At least I hope it does.
(Cut to somewhere in the fairy tale place as Alvin and the Jedi arrived there in their jet-car.)
Obi-Wan: This place may be stranger than the last.
Anakin: This whole planet is full of them, master.
Alvin: (looking at the new Tracker) Okay, the next Wishing Orb is around here somewhere. (pointing) That way!
(Obi-Wan drove the jet car to the direction Alvin is pointing. Back at Shrek's place, San looks on in shock as Shrek destroys the last Battle Droid.)
Shrek: Ha! So much for your men. Now this is my last warning. (shouting) GET OUT OF OUR SWAMP!!!!
(San looks nervous...that is until Destroyers rolled in and when they stop rolling, they aimed their weapons at Shrek.)
San: Oh yes. I nearly forgot the Destroyers and Super Battle Droid I got.
Shrek: Super Battle what?
Fiona: (V.O.) Shrek! Help!
(Shrek sees that a Super Battle Droids grabs Fiona and begins to drag her over to a nearby teleport.)
Shrek: Fiona!!!!!
(Shrek runs to save his wife but the Destroyers got in his way. He was forced to fight them as he watches as his wife, with the next Wishing Orb in hand, being forced into the teleport. San heads over to the teleport as Shrek is too busy to stop him.)
San: Ha! I may have improved than those other three did! What would go...
Alvin: (V.O.) Red Dragon Tornado!!!!!
(A cyclone of wind appears and knocked the Destroyers away from Shrek. As the ogre and his donkey friend looks puzzled, ALvin jumps in and begins to destroys the Destroyers. San looked on in horror.)
San: It's the boy who defeated our many forces so far!
Obi-Wan: And let's not forget us, San Hill!
(Obi-Wan and Anakin jumped in and begin destroying the Destroyers before they could turned on their shields with their lightsabers. San, thinking quickly, jumps in the teleport.)
San: (to Super Battle Droid) Get us out of here!!!!!
(The Super Battle Droid activates the teleport and the villains begins to fly away with Fiona still captived. Their attempted departure didn't go unnoticed, though.)
Alvin: Not so fast, pal!!!!
(Alvin jumps up to where the teleport is at. San looks shocked as Alvin jumps on the teleport.)
Alvin: Try a sharp of my blade, Separatist!!!!
(Alvin uses his Red Dragon Sakabatou to cut through the Super Battle Droid. As the robot tries to regain control, Alvin grabs Fiona and jumps off the teleport. San screams as the teleport went flying outta control and then crash-landed somewhere in the forest. Once the Jedi tooks care of the remaining Destroyers, Alvin landed feet first with Fiona. He puts the princess down who looks amazed.)
Fiona: That is incredible!
Shrek: (going over) Aye! Thank you for saving my wife!
Alvin: No problem, Mr. uh...
Shrek: Shrek. The other "ogre" you saved is my wife Princess Fiona.
Donkey: And I am the all funny, all talented Donkey!
Shrek: And a total jack***!
Donkey: Hey!
Obi-Wan: Thank you for the introductions, sir. Tell me, was San Hill and his forces looking for a Wishing Orb you found?
Shrek: (suspicious) Aye.
Fiona: Oh, Shrek. Don't be suspicious. They saved our lives here.
Shrek: True, but I want to make sure that they could be trusted.
Donkey: Well, I trusted them.
Shrek: You trusted everybody.
Anakin: Sir?
Fiona: Let me handled this. Yes, those fiends are looking for the Orb Donkey found.
(Fiona holds up the next Wishing Orb for the others to see.)
Alvin: There it is! Now we have it.
Shrek: And why's that?
Obi-Wan: If you keep it, more of the Separatists' droid army will come here to get it, no matter what the cost. If you give it to us, they will go away.
Shrek: Well, I supposed if it keeps more of those things out of our swamp. Give it to them, Fiona.
(Fiona nodded as she hands the Wishing Orb to Alvin, who looks happy.)
Alvin: All right! We got our fourth Wishing Orb!
(Alvin dances around happy, leaving his friends (old and new) confused. Back at the Separatists' HQ, Count Dooku continues looking at the Tracker. Nute and Rune goes up to him, nervously.)
Nute: Count Dooku, we just heard from San Hill.
Rune: He lost the Wishing Orb and his troops and to make matters worst, the boy and the Jedi were there!
Count Dooku: I suspected that would happened. I am getting tired of their interference.
(A member of the Separatists goes up to Count Dooku)
Separatist: Count Dooku, sir?
Count Dooku: What is it?
Separatist: I got reports that a fearsome lady is here to see you. She appears to be some sort of Sith due to the lightsabers she has.
Count Dooku: Ah yes. She is here.
Rune: "She"? What are you saying?
Count Dooku: Asajj Ventress.
(Count Dooku smiles evilly. Things may have turned to the worst...for our heroes that is.)
To be continued...
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