(the instermental version of Naruto's opening music from Hound Dog "R.O.C.K.S." is playing)
Pepper: Now it's time for Tea and Minerva's fan fiction P.o.V! With your two lovely hostesses that have more fanboys phone numbers as I do, Tea and Minerva!
(music fades)
Tea: Good evening, I am Tea...
Minerva: and I'm Minerva...
Tea: Tonight we will discuss one of the best fan fiction ever that is getting close to JusSonic's Histeria R.O.T.V. series, but they are few things to discuss...
Minerva: first of all is that my boyfriend's, Dante Bunny, fan fiction, "Histeria Z: The Power of Hallow Bastion." is coming soon and hopefully that all of you will be at the edge of your seat when it's complete.
Tea: don't forget to check out Dante's History x Histeria episodes as well.
Minerva: and finally before we get to Julaya's story review We would like to say that after all these months, I thought Justin's lame fan fiction never going to end...
Tea: You said it...I mean, Team Rocket finally capture Pikachu, Trixie with Neil Harris, which In don't give a squat about, JusSonic with Vicky, Fifi LaWarner as the villian, and Kellner as the hero we would like to say...Go f**k yourself, Lawson!
Minerva: yeah, let's move on, that story begins to make me vomit...
Tea: Good idea...Now this fan fiction that Julaya made...The return of Maximus I.Q. has some flavor to this story. Joining me is the star of the fan fiction, and you might see him on Drawn Together...Ling Ling.
Ling Ling: (speaking Japanese) hey I thought you said that it will be some beer and food here!
Tea: Nice to meet you Ling Ling, so tell me about the role as Nemesis' partner.
Ling Ling: (speaking Japanese) At first I thought this story is going to have some twisted plots and weird storylines like Justin..cause I have turn that moron, Lawson, down, then I realized the motivation and brilliance that Ms. Julaya have, she really ou done herself and a little help from Charles and Dante. By the way, Minerva, your boyfriend is a freakin' genius as well.
Minerva: Thanks...He could use you and Nemisis on the Dr. Rugal saga.
Ling Ling: (Speaking in Japanese) he talk things over with Julaya and she said it's a better idea to bring our acting career worldwide. (she giggles)
Tea: Well, You will make it big as well as Julaya and her friends as well. Well looks like we are out of time..
Minerva: if you want your P.o.V. read on live TV e-mail us at teaandminerva at histeria.org
Tea: We would like to thank Ling Ling for being here, we will see you next time...
(the music plays while the credits are rolling)
(Tea and Minerva's wardrobe by Cho-Cho's chinese design in L.A. California)