Mystery Histeria Theater 3000: "CCC III Zimmy Hatcher: The Loose Experiments"
February 15 2006 at 6:30 PM
from IP address 68.171.90.231
Author's note
After a while of absence, I finally begin my next MHT3K episode! And this time, it's not a H! fic I will be parodying. Trust me. You'd like it.
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Kid Chorus: Aka Pella, Kip Ling, Bow-Haired Girl, Crooked-Mouth Boy
Chorus: In the not so distant future, somewhere in Base 16,
Russian dictator Stalin and TV's Froggo are making an evil scheme,
Froggo has some friends; one of them is Loud,
A loud boy that Stalin doesn't allowed,
He knew he and his friends are taking up space,
So he knocked them unconscious and he sent them up to space.
Loud: GET US DOWN!!!!!
Stalin: I'll sent him cheesy movies, the worst I can find,
Chorus: La, la, la
Stalin: He had to sit and watch them all and I'll monitor his mind.
Chorus: La, la la
Now keep in mind that Loud can't control where his movies are gotta end,
He'll try to keep his sanely with the help of his Histerian friends.
(Screen whirls and stop, a title comes on screen)
Chorus: Histerian Roll Call!
Cambot! (You're on!)
Pule! (WAAAAH!)
Charity Bazaar! (I'm not happy.)
TOOOOAAAAASSSSTTTT!!!! (Ask me if I care!)
If you wondering how they eat and breath, or maybe if this full of whacks,
Just repeat yourself it's just a parody I should really just relax!
(Title comes on screen along with a big planet thingy)
Chorus: For...Mystery Histeria Theater 3000.
(We go through the door sequence just like in the actual show. We are now in the main room. We see Loud coming in groaning.)
Loud: Hey folks. Welcome back. Man, I came in with a bit of a headache. I dreamt that Babs replaced Charity and I marry her.
Toast: (V.O.) Dude, it's not a dream nor is it real.
(Charity, Toast, and Pule came in.
Loud: Oh hey guys. What do you mean, Toast?
Charity: Turns out Stalin has drugged your drink the other day with a drug. Anything you experienced since then were illusions.
Loud: I thought something's funny. Alex II would never be a pastor to an underage marriage.
Pule: I think you spouted weird stuff during your drugged state. Stalin let you watch the last two movies for some reason.
Toast: Speaking of which, dude, Stalin just call. He said that this time around, we are totally watching a film that isn't about us.
Loud: Oh. I guess that's cool.
(The commercial sign flashes)
Loud: And we'd be right back.
(Commercial)
(Cut back to the main room of the Satellite of Time. Loud has fully recovered from his drug-like state.)
Loud: OKAY, GUYS. TIME TO GIVE THE "MADS" A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.
Pule: Ouch! Well, at least he's back to normal.
Charity: Yep. And I love him for that.
(The Mad sign flashes. Loud pushes the respond button. We cut to Base 16 and Stalin and Froggo are there. Stalin is smirking.)
Stalin: Hello Loud. Enjoy your "honeymoon"?
(Cut back to the Satellite of Time)
Loud: AW, SHUT UP. GET TO THE POINT.
(Cut back to Base 16)
Stalin: All right, I will. As I promised your friends earlier, you will not be watching a movie about you or your H! friends. You will be watching...a different kind of movie.
Froggo: Yep. And to show what we mean, we got some specials guests in our quest to find the right "bad" movie. Well, bad isn't how they put it. They prefer a good movie about Zim but...
Stalin: (angrily) Shut up and bring them in!!!!
Froggo: Right. Coming in is the author Zim999 and his friends Invader Zim himself, GIR, Jay Sherman, and the Comic Book Guy from "Simpsons".
(The said characters came in.)
Zim: Greeting fellow would-be conquerors! I am here to doom you all!!!! But later.
Comic Book Guy: (looking around disgust) This is a secret lab? Sounds like a ripoff to classic MST3K episodes. Worst ripoff ever.
Jay Sherman: Not to mention this place stinks! Literally. What's that smell?
Froggo: Stalin's cologne.
GIR: Wheeee!!!!
Stalin: If you're through making fun of my cologne, can we get to the film?
Zim999: Right. (to Loud and company) Now then, Stalin has recently put in an ad, asking for someone to donate a film for public watch. And although I don't think my story's terrible, I still think you should give it a try.
Zim: What my fan is suggesting is a version of the third Crazy Cartoon Caper, in which I am the main hero! Everyone else is fools!!!!
CBG: Ahem...
Zim: All right, they are great co-stars. Happy?
GIR: I like monkeys.
Zim999: Anyway, I declare my version much better than JusSonic's but don't tell him I said that. (Author's note: Too late!)
Stalin: Okay, Loud. Sit back with your boring same old friends and watch the "classic" story: Crazy Cartoon Capers III Zimmy Hatcher: The Loose Experiments. And you'r welcome for not giving you a H! movie...for once.
CBG: That is the worst villain line ever.
(Cut back to the Satellite of Time.)
Toast: Dude, is it just me or is that Comic Book Guy a bit critical?
Charity: Hey, as long as it's directed towards Stalin, I'm fine.
(The movie sign flashes wildly.)
Loud: YIKES! WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!!!
(Everyone runs crazy as usual. We go through the door sequence again and find ourselves in the theater. The four came in and sat down in their seats as the movie begins.)
Crazy Cartoon Capers 3 Zimmy Hatcher: the Loose Experiments.
[Loud: WHO'S ZIMMY HATCHER? BILLY HATCHER'S COUSIN?]
Yet another chainlink has started,
[Charity: And yet, things are going to get worst.]
and the guest star, much to just about everyone's displeasure, is a Disney character: Experiment 625 from Stitch! The Movie!
[Toast: Dude, that's a problem why?
Little does anyone realize, Dr. Hamsterveil and Captain Gantu are sneaking around WB Studios, looking for a secret weapon to capture Jumba's experiments...
[Pule: Dom DeLuise? He got a big mouth.
Yakko: What you know! We star in yet another one of those chainlink fan-fic things!
Wakko: And right after they finished with that 10th Anniversary Special.
[Pule: What special?]
[Charity: I think he mean the one from Toonzone.]
[Toast: Dude, I started to dislike that place for some reason.]
Dot: Who's starting this one?
[Charity: Yakko just did. Or is it the narrator?]
Yakko: The new member of the [finger-quotes] "Chainlink Club".
Wakko+Dot: DanMat6288?
Yakko: Yup.
Voice: Hey, everybody! Am I late for the fic?
[All: Yes.]
[The Warners turn around to see a rousy-haired, buck-toothed genetic creature.]
[Toast: Al Gore?]
Dot: Who are you?
Creature: Experiment 625.
Yakko: Who?
[Loud: NOW DON'T START THAT AGAIN!]
Experiment 625: A character from Stitch! The Movie.
Yakko: Isn't that a movie from... DISNEY!? Wait a minute! Who invited you!
625: DanMat something & he smelled like a train wreck...
[Pule: This movie! Ha ha!]
[Loud: PULE, PLEASE! ZIM999 MAY DO SOMETHING MEAN TO US IF WE SAY MEAN STUFF.]
[Pule: Sorry.]
Dot: [screams] DANMAT6288!!!!!!!
DanMat6288: [appears] Yeah?
Wakko: Explain him! [Points to 625]
DanMat6288: I like 625! He's funny!
Yakko: He's a DISNEY CHARACTER!
[Everyone begins to shout, while 625 silently watches, munching on a sandwich]
[Loud: 625 LOVES SHOUTING MATCHES.]
While everyone is still yelling a beam of light hits the ground. They all turn & see Invader Zim, Gir, & Zim999.
DanMat6288:"Oh-no, what do you three want?"
[Toast: (Zim999) Directions to the nearest gas station.)
Yakko:"Yeah we're still trying to air the lot out ever since that robot of yours blew up & filled the lot with laughing gas."
Zim:"We're here to tell you that he (points to 625) isn't the only one here."
Wakko:"What do you mean?"
Zim999:"Exp. 1-624 are running around the lot as we speak. But we didn't put them here."
Gir:No we didn't."
Dot:"Oh-no more Disney guys."
Zim999:"What's so bad about Disney?"
[Charity: The sequels, most likely.]
Yakko:"It's our competition we hate everything about it."
Zim:"Even 'Finding Nemo' & 'Kingdom Hearts'?"
Dot:"Especially that stuff."
[Charity: Wait 'til they start starring in parodies.]
The camera pans up & shows everything is being shown on a TV on a beach. All the Cartoon Cartoons are watching the whole thing.
Buck: (really mad)"Cell phone please."
Back at the lot.
Zim999's picture phone rings, he presses a button & an image of Buck comes out.
[Pule: (Zim999 as that long 'yes' guy from The Simpsons) Yes?]
Buck:"What did you say about 'Finding Nemo' & 'Kingdom Hearts'?
Zim:"They said they hateted them."
Buck:"Just as I thought, for saying that the following guys will not help you for the rest of the story: Me, Larry, Otto, Dexter, Dee Dee, Cow, Chicken, Weasel, Baboon, Johnny, The Eds, The Powerpuff Girls, Mojo, Fuzzy, Him, The GanGreen Gang, Courage, Sheep, Robot Jones, Socks, Cubey, Mitch, Shannon, The Kids Next Door, Rocky, Bullwinkle, Mr. Peabody & Sherman. And don't try calling the studio because no one is there, we're all in FL. GOOD BYE!!!!!!!"
He hangs up.
[Toast: Dude, why is Mojo, Fuzzy, Him, and The Gangreen Gang refusing to help? Aren't they villains]
[Loud: ZIM999 FEELS SORRY FOR THEM SO HE MADE THEM GOOD GUYS. THAT AND THAT WHOLE LENNY BAXTER INCIDENT. WHO KNOWS?]
Dot:"Well so much for their help."
Yakko:"Don't worry sibs, how tough can these guys be?"
Behind them a studio blows up, the exps. are running away from it.
Wakko:"Why are they doing this?"
Zim999:"We have some reasons why, A:One of your arch villains released them in the lot to destroy everything they hated."
Zim:"B:They came to destroy all the bad films you made, does Pinky, Elmira & The Brain ring a bell?"
Gir:"C: ah....um.....ah...They don't like you?"
[Loud: OR D, ALL OF THE ABOVE.]
Zim999:"Maybe, but let me tell you again we did not put those exps. in the lot. Zim, Gir you up for doughnuts?"
Zim:"Sure."
Gir:"Why not?"
They walk off. Zim999 sticks his head back in the camera.
Zim999:"I repeat we did not put those exps. in the lot."
He takes his head out.
DanMat6288:"Hmmmmmm, if they didn't do it who did?"
[Loud: CARMEN SANDIEGO?]
The camera pans & shows everything is being shown on another TV, a chair is in front of it.
Guy in chair:"Oh wouldn't he like to know."
The camera pans around & shows the guy in the chair is........BUDDY with the Blue Bird on his shoulder; both of them have mean grins on their faces.
[Charity: What are the losers doing in this shot?]
[Toast: Who cares? I want to know is where the heck are we?]
[Loud: WE AREN'T IN THIS, TOAST.]
[Pule: Yeah, lucky us.]
(Fade to black)
[Meanwhile, alien Ex-Captain Gantu is watching all of this. He rolls his eyes.]
Gantu: Oh, brother! That situation is getting way out of hand.
[Gantu has a vid-phone with him. The Napoleon-ish-sized evil rodent, Dr. Jacques von Hämsterveil.]
[Toast: (Hamsterviel) It's hamster, you moronic writer of this story!]
Dr. Hämsterveil: Forget that! We still have to get that secret weapon! I WANT MY EXPIRIMENTS BACK, YOU BIG IDIOT! I PAID FOR THEIR MAKING!
Gantu: [snarls before asking:] And, what is this secret weapon I'm after?
Dr. Hämsterveil: I don't know. The stupid humanoid author won't come up with something.
[Fast-Pan to DanMat6288's computer]
DanMat6288: Hey! I'm not stupid! I just have writer's block, you gerbil!
Dr. Hämsterveil: SHUT UP WITH ALL YOUR NOT-SHUTTING-UP! I'M NOT GERBIL-LIKE, I AM HAMSTER-LIKE!
(Back at the WB Studio, the Warners are still getting used to the new arrival).
Wakko: (eating a sandwich) Mmm you know for a Disney character, this guy's all right
Yakko: Yeah we were totally wrong to judge you simply because you worked for Disney. Now that you've given us these free sandwiches, you're okay in our book.
[Charity: Book of Characters That Are Okay In This Book.]
625: Thanks; it's what I do.
Dot: So, what was green boy talking about when he mentioned 623 other experiments?
625: Oh yeah, my creator, doctor Jumba something, created 625 experiments to wreak havoc across the galaxy. Now they've all been released and are spread out in this studio I guess.
Yakko: And let me guess, we have to find them right?
625: I dunno, might be a good idea.
[Pule: Or a pretty weird one.]
Yakko: Then we'll do it! After some more sandwiches.
Wakko: How are we going to find 623 experiments? That could take years, and most shows don't last that long.
Dot: Except for "Murphy Brown".
[Loud: OR OUR SHOW FOR ONE.]
Yakko: Relax sibs; I'm sure our sandwich-making pal can help us, being that he is one of these experiments himself. Besides it's not like a huge fish-headed guy with a blaster is looking for them too.
Wakko: You're right.
Dot: That's a good plan.
Yakko: So is having another sandwich. (Grabs one) Mmm-peanut butter and jelly, my favorite.
Meanwhile in a dark room: Buddy is at a table with the blue bird on his shoulder, two other figures are with them. Dr. Hamsterveil and Captain Gantu then walk in.
Hamsterveil:"This is the mean team you hired???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The lights go on & shows the figures are Baloney & the Nanny & you all know how stupid they are.
[All: Yep.]
Buddy:"Well they’re the only villains to the Warners that are still alive."
Hamsterveil:"Read my fluffy little lips,
[Loud: (George Bush) NO NEW TAXES!]
I DON'T WANT THE WARNERS I WANT MY EXPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Buddy:"Well I want the Warners."
Hamsterveil:"Well, you can get the Warners or whatever they’re called, I just want the exps."
Buddy:"Fine with me but what about the Irken & his robot?"
Voice in the back:"We'll take care of them for you."
The camera goes to the doorway to see that it's the Butt Ugly Martians.
[Charity: Marvin's cousins came to visit.]
Back at the lot.
625:"Just to let you 3 know that isn't jelly."
Yakko:"What is it?"
625:"Fish eggs."
The Warners relies what they’re eating & spit it out.
Wakko:"Peanut butter & fish eggs?"
Dot:"Look's like we were wrong about you Disney guys, you were trying to make us sick."
[Toast: Of the new Kim Possible season.]
[Charity: Now what did I say about bad-mouthing the new season of KP?]
[Toast: Do it again and you'd killed me?]
[Charity: Yep. I'd let you off this time. But next time...]
625:"Hey it was all I could find."
The Warners stair at 625 mad.
Zim(off camera):"Hey, if you guys are going to be mean to 625, he might as well come me & Gir.
The camera turns & shows Zim & Gir wearing sunglasses.
[Pule: Weirdos In Black.]
Zim:"So what do say?"
625:"OK."
He walks over to Z&G. Zim pats him on the head.
Zim:"And another thing you 3 are not allowed on this mission."
Yakko:"What do mean not allowed?"
[Loud: NOT ALLOWED MEANING YOU CAN'T COME, YOU ARE BEING WASTE OF SPACE, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. TAKE YOUR PICK.]
Zim:"Since you guys don't like 'Finding Nemo' or 'Kingdom Hearts' the guys at Disney don't want you any where near the exps. But Gir & me can.
Z&G show their badges.
Wakko:How did you guys get badges?"
Zim:"After we got doughnuts, Zim999 went home to go back to the story, after he left a black car pulled up, with Lilo, Stitch & Sparkey, they needed more help to find the exps so they pick me & Gir to help them. And these badges came right from the conceal woman."
[Toast: Badges?! We ain't need no stinkin' badges!]
Gir:"YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The black car pulls up Stitch sticks his head out of the window.
Zim:"Good news guys we found 625."
Stitch:"Put him in."
A door opens & Zim, Gir & 625 get in, it closes & the car drives off. The Warners just stand there.
Yakko:"Well, there goes our part in this story."
Dot:"At least things can't get any worse."
Behind them another studio blows up.
Wakko:"That didn't seem worse."
[Charity: They do that all the time.
Plots(from his office):"WHERE ARE MY FISH EGGS???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Pule: What the...he better not be a...]
[Others: No, Pule!]
Wakko:"That did."
The Warners ran off back to there tower & lock the door.
[In a dark alley of the studios, Rita the cat lies, bored. Suddenly, Runt the dog comes bounding up.]
Runt: Big booms! Definitely, definitely big booms!
[Loud: BIG FAT BABY JUST USED THE TOILET.]
Rita: "Big booms"? What are you talking about, Runt?
Runt: Big booms blowing up the studios!
Rita: WHAT!? [They run off and find the Warners, 625, DanMat6288, etc. hiding in the tower] Hey, Warner sibs! Fan-fic writer! And [to 625] whoever you are. What's going on?
[Charity: We were wondering about that ourselves.]
Yakko: Some evil villain guy just set loose all 623 of Jumba's experiments all over the lot and is blowing up the studios.
[WHAM! An earthquake tremor kicks in.]
DanMat6288: [as everyone loses balance and falls] Woah! Looks like Richter decided to have a little fun, himself!
Yakko: Who?
DanMat6288: Exp. 513.
Meanwhile in space on the Massive.
The Conical Woman is talking with the Almighty Tallests.
Red:"I can't believe
[Toast: It's not butter.]
you gave Zim & his robot badges to find those exps!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Pule: They don't need no stinkin' badges!]
Purple:"Yeah."
C.W.:"Patience gentlemen, I sure the young Irken & his SIR will find all the exps."
Red:"But what are they going to do when they get all the exps?"
Purple:"Yeah."
C.W.:"When Zim, Gir & our other agents have found any of the exps. they will be beamed to this ship where they will then be beamed back to Hawaii."
R&P:"That's it?"
C.W.:"That's it. But we might have to help Zim & his friends if they run into Gantu or Dr. Hamsterveil."
Shows a 3-D image of both of them.
The Tallests look at them.
Red:"Hmmmmm....Gantu dose seem tough, but Hamsterveil seems like a grade A wimp.
[Pule: More like Grade A rodent.]
Purple:"Yeah, he's even shorter then Zim."
C.W.:"Don't let his size fool you gentlemen, Dr. Hamsterveil is really dangerous."
The Tallests look at each other then back to the Council Woman.
Back at the lot. The shaking has stopped.
Zim:"Well it seems Richter has stopped, come on team lets go find the exps. before they destroy the lot."
[Charity: And Children's Palace.]
Zim gets out of the tower & slides down the ladder, followed by Gir, Lilo, Stitch, Sparkey & 625. The Warners, Rita, Runt & DanMat6288 are still in the tower.
Yakko:"You know something guys, lets stay here for a bit.
[Toast: (Yakko) So we won't be in the movie anymore.]
If just one exp. could cause that much damage, I hate to see what the others are like."
Everyone else agrees.
[Meanwhile, back in Florida, the CN stars are enjoying their vacation quite well... that is, except Otto.]
[Loud: ROCKET POWER IS A CN SHOW?]
[Charity: No, Otto Osworth from Time Squad.]
Buck: What's wrong, little buddy? Don’tcha think this vacation is going well?
Otto: [sigh] I guess so, but something doesn't seem right. I know, for some time, competition caused the Warners to say that stuff, but I'm wondering if it would've been right to, at least, help them a little bit.
[Toast: Dude, like they need any.]
Buck: Did you hear them? They spoke down on Kingdom Hearts!
[Charity: (Otto annoyed) Stop speaking down to ME!]
Even Finding Nemo! We are not helping them. [Walks off to the tanning beds]
Otto: [quietly] That's what I was afraid of. [Otto continues on with the next bit of his vacation with a guilty look that he can’t get rid of, no matter how hard he tries.]
Dexter & Sherman walk up to Otto.
Dexter:"Hey Otto."
Sherman:"Hey Otto."
Otto:"(sign)Hey bros."
[Pule: Hold it! Wait a minute! They aren't related! What's going on?!]
[Loud: WELL, ZIM999 MADE THEM BROTHERS. AND FOR GOOD REASON.]
[Pule: Which is...?]
[Loud: WELL, TWO YEARS AFTER DEE DEE WAS BORN, KATH DEXTER's MOM GAVE BIRTH TO THE BOYS, SINCE THEY COULDN'T TAKE CARE OF 4 KIDS THEY PUT OTTO IN ONE ORPHANAGE & SHERMAN IN ANOTHER.]
[Toast: Plus, they're all geeks, dude.]
Dexter:"Why are you so down in the dumps?"
[Loud: (Otto) SO THAT'S WHAT I STEPPED IN.]
Otto:"I was just thinking about the WB lot."
Sherman:"We're upset too, if the lot is destroyed there will be no more Yu-Gi-Oh!"
Otto:"Yeah, I mean Tudrussel had a point for what they said about 'Finding Nemo' & 'Kingdom Hearts', but I still think that was a little too far."
Dexter:"But Otto, you love 'Finding Nemo'."
Sherman:"Every summer day all the CN stars went there to avoid 'Rugrats go wild'."
[Charity: So? We like the film.]
[Pule: Some people has an opinion or so, I guess.]
Otto:"Yeah."
Dexter:"And you love 'Kingdom Hearts'.
Sherman:"Yeah, the three of us are the best players of that game in the entire studio."
[Pule: Them and everyone else.]
Otto:"Yeah."
Dexter:"Besides, you don't have to worry, Zim & Gir are looking for the exps as we speak."
Otto:"Really?"
Dexter & Sherman:"Really."
Otto:"Thanks guys, I needed that."
Dexter & Sherman smile.
Dexter:"Hey everyone let's go to Sea World."
Everyone:"Hooray."
(Just to let you know the only ones on in FL are Dexter, Dee Dee, Cow, Chicken, Weasel, Baboon, Johnny, The Eds, The Powerpuff Girls, Mojo, Fuzzy, Him, The GanGreen Gang, Courage, Sheep, Buck, Larry, Otto, Robot Jones, Socks, Cubey, Mitch, Shannon, The Kids Next Door, Rocky, Bullwinkle, Mr. Peabody & Sherman.
The other villains are locked in a dungeon under the studio, with Grim, Billy, Mandy, Hector, Skair, Gastly & the Monkey army guarding them. The other cast members of the shows are somewhere else, only the major guys went to FL.)
[Toast: Dude, this movie just lost me. Why are the Grim and Evil baddies guarding the other villains?]
[Charity: (groaning) I don't know.]
They all head for a bus with the CN logo on it. Dexter takes a poll to see if everyone is there.
Dexter:"All right, where are Larry & Robot Jones?"
[Loud: HANGING OUT WITH THE GAY ANDROIDS.]
Buck:"They went to MGM to go on the Star Wars ride. I don't know what they see in that. They said we could pick them up on the way."
Meanwhile in MGM.
Larry is taking photos with Robot & R2-D2.
Larry:"Say Cheese."
Robot:"Cheese."
[Loud: (Cheese from Foster's Home) Me!]
Back on the bus.
Dexter:"All right & where's Mojo, Fuzzy, Him, Ace, Billy, Arturo, Grubber & Snake?"
[Pule: Robbing Townsville blind.]
Buttercup:"They went to Universal, we don't know why, they said we can pick them up too."
At Universal.
Mojo, Fuzzy & Him are outside Nick studios.
Mojo:"There it is boys the worst network ever."
[Charity: Actually, that belongs to UPN.]
Fuzzy:"Are we gonna trash it?"
Mojo:"Not yet, we'll wait till the other guys get here, then we will trash it."
[Toast: And kill them again.]
Him:"Hey where's the GanGreen Gang?"
The GanGreen Gang is outside the Jimmy Neutron ride, licking ice cream cones.
Ace:"There it is boys the worst ride in the whole park."
Arturo:"Si, no ones in line."
[Loud: ACTUALLY THAT'S THE LINE FOR THE HANNA BARBARA RIDE. NO ONE RODE THAT IN YEARS. THE JIMMY NEUTRON LINE JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM.]
Billy:"Yeah."
Grubber:"PPPPPPHHHHHHHTTTTTTT."
Snake:"SSSSSSSSSSSSSShould we go on it?"
Ace:"Not yet, let's join the others first."
They walk to where the others are.
Back on the bus.
Dexter:"Well, we should be able to pick up the others & make it to Sea World before the Shamu show starts."
[Charity: Didn't they freed Willy?]
[Toast: Whoa, babe! And you hit Pule and told him not to be a pervert!]
[Charity: (annoyed) That isn't what I meant!]
The bus drives off.
Meanwhile in space on the Massive.
Red:"It's been 2 hours what's taking Zim so long?"
[Toast: Gaz?]
Purple:"Yeah?"
C.W.:"Patience gentlemen, there are 623 exps. left it could take him weeks or years to find them."
The Tallests look at each other.
Transmission Irken:"Incoming transmission from earth."
Red:"Finally."
[Pule: (Red) We get the Snack Channel!]
Zim is now on the main screen.
Red:"So Zim, how many exps. do you have?"
[Pule: (Zim) Uh, none I guess.]
[Loud: (Red) YOU FAILED! BACK TO FOOD SERVICE WITH YOU!]
[Pule: (Zim) Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!]
Zim:"Five."
Red & Purple look at each other.
Purple:"Eh, it's a start."
Red:"Well you beam them up & we'll send them to Hawaii."
Zim:"Thank you sirs."
The screen goes off. The Tallests go to the tractor beam. The exps. are beamed in. They are the five from the end 'Stitch the movie'. Jam the one that looks like a bat, Huggo the one that looks like a squid, Digger the one with the drill sticking out of his butt, Slimly the really slimey big one & Mary the one that looks like a hippo. The Tallests look at them
R&P:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! GET EM OUT!!!!!!!!!! GET EM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Toast: Dude, you brought them there to begin with!]
Another tractor beam sends the exps. back to Hawaii.
[Charity: Thanks to the boys at John Deere.]
Red:"If those were the first five Zim found I hate to see what the others are like."
Purple:"Yeah."
(Cut to the creature known as Richter walking around the lot, causing quakes with his tail as he goes. He stops because he is about to make another quake. But before he does, however, something grabbed it by a tail and lifts him up. It is some sort of robot that looks like a combination of Zero and Gamma from Sonic Adventure)
[Loud: NOW THEY'RE RIPPING OFF SONIC ADVENTURE?]
Robot: Experiment 513 captured. Now returning to base.
(He begins to stomp away. Just then...)
Lilo (VO): Hey! Put him down, creep!
(The robot stops and sees Zim's group.)
Stitch: Let go cousin!
[Toast: (Stitch) Can't run from other cousin!]
(The robot scans Sparky, Experiment 625, and Stitch with its infer-red thing and identifies them.)
Robot: Experiment 626 AKA Stitch. Experiment 625. Yet to be named. Experiment 221 AKA Sparky. Warning Stitch is dangerous. Will save for last. Now beginning to be captured Experiments 221 and 626.
Gir: Huh?
[Charity: He is confused as we are.]
(Before they can do anything, the robot puts Richter in a net so he couldn't get out. Then he attacks the group. Zim's laser doesn't seem to have an effect on the robot as he makes the grab for 625.)
625: Hey! If you want a sandwich so bad, wait your turns!
Robot: Resistance is useless!
[Loud: NOW IT'S HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.]
[Charity: (Deep Thought) The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything is.....42!]
Stitch: A bad bag tai! (Note: Give me a break. I can't learn all his words)
(Stitch swipes at the robot, but nothing's happening. The robot turns and punches Stitch clean away. Sparky attacks the robot in an attempt to shut it up, but to its surprise, it didn't work.
[Pule: Even in stories, nothing works!]
Before Sparky could shake off his shock, the robot pulls out its gun and activates it. It is some sort of vacuum weapon as it begins to pull Sparky in.
[Charity: Man, that sucks.]
[All: (laughs)]
[Author's note: BTW, that is a vacuum joke.]
Sparky tries to fight it, but again, it didn't work either. Sparky is totally pulled into the gun and can't get out. The robot then sees 625 trying to make the run for it, use his arm sketching function to grab him and pull him back, preventing him from escaping.)
Robot: Experiment 625 captured. Experiment 221 captured.
[Loud: (Robot) NOW ON TO SEA WORLD.]
Lilo: You let go of Stitch's cousins, you metal dummy.
(As a response for that including the fact that Lilo is hitting him, the robot knocks her again then takes the net still trapping Richter. Stitch returns ready to fight the robot again, including Zim and Gir.)
Zim: Gir! Get the mega laser ready! No way this...robotic thing get in the way!
[Pule: What kind of line is that?]
Gir: Okay-kayie.
(Before anyone can do anything, a beam appears around the robot and it disappears with Sparky, Richter, and 625.)
Zim: Great. First the Warners, now this. What could be worse?
(Suddenly, lightning is heard and it rains.)
[Toast: Never say that, dude.]
Lilo: Oops.
Gir: Ha! Now I ain't the dumb one anymore!
Zim: Shut up!
(Cut to a mysterious office as someone sitting near a shadowy desk waits patiently. He moves when he hears someone comes in.)
???: Ah, Combo. Did your mission go well?
(We see who Combo is. It is the robot that Zim's group captured.)
[Loud: (Combo) Wendy's at your service.]
Combo: Experiments 625, 221, and 513 captured.
???: Good. Put them in the cells!
[Charity: (Combo) So they brought in DBZ characters.]
625: Hey, don't do anything to make us happy.
(Ignoring him, Combo throws 625 on a platform. A diamond case covers him, preventing any escape. Combo did the same thing to Richter and Sparky, though Combo puts the diamond case on the platform before releasing Sparky from the guns. None of the experiments can get out.)
???: Don't bother to struggle. No one ever escaped from my diamond cases. No one.
[Pule: Well, except for Mega Man.]
625: Hey, as long as I am here....anyone for sandwiches?
Combo: Do not speak when master Cramp is speaking, Experiment 625!
625: Who???
(The shadows move away to reveal...Wayne Cramp, the nasty twin from "The Cramp Twins" appearing on the Fox Box.)
Wayne Cramp: Ha! You morons didn't know someone else knew about the experiment do you?!
[All: Huh?]
Richter: Huh?
Cramp: Do not speak when I'm speaking!
Combo: One more thing. I met with resistance from a group consists of Experiment 626 which I would captured later, a little girl, a green alien, and a robot.
Cramp: What?! Well, this makes things better or worse, doesn't it?! Combo, make sure no one tries to speak while I speak to my fellow Fox Box conspirators.
[Toast: Oh, now we know the plot. Thanks a lot, dude.]
Combo: Yes, master Cramp.
(Cramp moves in his chair (it is a rolling chair, duh) to a bunch of monitors in the room. He activates them and begins to speak.)
Cramp: Sorry to keep you all waiting, gentlemen, but it's worth the wait.
Voice: It better be!
[Loud: (Voice) NOW WHERE'S MY TOILET?!]
(We can see his partners on the TV screens. They are Cramp's partners in "The Fight for The FoxBox" special. They consisted of: Dr. Eggman from "Sonic X", King Dedede and Escargoon from "Kirby: Right Back At Ya!", Shredder and his Foot henchmen from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (the new version, not the old version), Dial Bolic of the dMp from "Ultimate Muscle", and Dr. K from "Cubix".)
[Charity: AKA losers who can't stay on or keep a show long enough.]
Escargoon: So what's going on?
[Toast: Dude, we like to know.]
King Dedede: Hey! I'm the king here and I'm supposed to be the one doing the questioning around here!
Dr. K: If you two morons shut up, I am sure Mr. Cramp would tell us!
Cramp: Thank you, Dr. K. Now then, as you know, the experiments are running loose on the WB lot.
Dial Bolic: So what? We don't like those morons anyway.
Shredder: But think of the possibilities, my friend. We could use those experiments to take over the world.
Dial: Oh. Good point.
Cramp: But even though we could get them, there is one flaw. There are more groups looking for them. One group Combo met has that moron Zim in it.
Dedede: Why should we worry? He's a villain, isn't he?
Escargoon: Of course, he is pretending to be good just to get back at Nick for canceling him.
Dedede: Good point though I liked that Rugrats show. What's up with those grudged toons anyway?!
Dr. Eggman: So are you suggesting we should stop them so you could get the experiments?
[Pule: (Cramp sarcastic) No, I want you to stop them to look like idiots, doorknob!]
Cramp: Oh that and much more. Which is why I send for you despite your failures in that whole Fight for the FoxBox thing a while back.
Shredder: Don't you dare call us failures!
Cramp: Who said I am?! This is a chance to redeem yourselves so here are your missions. If you want the world and anything else, this is where we start now!
Villains: Yeah!
[All: Right!]
Cramp: Okay, Dr. K. Your job is to stop Zim's group and anyone else out to find the experiments! Which includes the stupid shark, his boss, and anyone else.
[Pule: Harrison Ford.]
Dr. K: My Cubix bots would make mince meats out of them!
Cramp: Shredder, get your Foot ninjas and whoever is necessary and destroy the Warners and their friends.
Shredder: Strange. I heard they aren't allowed in the mission.
[Loud: OR IN THIS FILM.]
Cramp: Those Warners would just go after the experiments anyway! You know how crazy they are!
[All: Duh!]
Shredder: Yes, well, I won't let you now.
Cramp: See that you won't!! Dial Bolic!
Dial: Yes?
Cramp: Gather your dMp pals, go to Florida, and keep an eye on the Cartoon Cartoons! I won't risk the fact that they could change their minds and help out Zim!
Dial: Well, it's almost time for the dMp to get a vacation anyway, so...okay.
[Charity: (Dial) Now where's my swimming suit?}
Cramp: Dr. Eggman, come over to my factory and help me tame the experiments I just captured.
Dr. Eggman: Ah, very good.
Dedede: Hey! What about me?!
[Toast: How about you?]
Cramp: Your jobs are to go Hawaii and steal the experiments already sent there! I don't care how you do it, just do it and do it now!
Dedede: Geez, no need to yell! Escargoon, call in NightMare Enterprises! We got monsters to order!
Escargoon: Doing it now, King DDD.
Cramp: I hope to hear good reports from you soon...or else.
(Cramp's partners sign off and Cramp is by himself, laughing his evil head off.)
[Meanwhile, back at Hawaii, Myrtle Edmonds walks into Hula class looking downright miserable.]
Terisa: Myrtle? What's wrong?
[Loud: (Myrtle) I AM IN THIS MOVIE, THAT'S WHAT!]
[Others: (Girls) Yeah!]
Myrtle: [sniff] Gigi's gone.
Girls: Gone?
Myrtle: I can't find her anywhere. [cries]
Dance Instructor: [goes over to comfort her] There, there. I'm sure Gigi will turn up, sooner or later. [looks around] By the way, has anyone seen Lilo?
Myrtle: I haven't. [Dance instructor goes to door to see if she runs up] [To girls] You know what, I have a feeling Weird-lo might have something to do with the disappearance of my Gigi.
[Charity: Gee, isn't she Ms. Obvious.]
Girls: Yeeaahhhh.
Myrtle: I'm gonna find out where that riffraff is and I'm gonna watch her until I find out where Gigi is.
[Note: Gigi is an experiment. Experiment 007, to be exact. Of course, Myrtle doesn't know that her dog is an alien experiment. Lilo, in the end of the episode, decides to let Myrtle keep it without letting her know that she's keeping an alien for a pet. Her powers let her sit, roll over, fetch, and annoy neighbors with her evil shrill barking.]
[Toast: Don't I know it? Ouch!]
Meanwhile in another part of the warehouse, where the exps. are being kept, a small red light starts blinking on 625's head.
Back at the lot. The rain has stopped.
Zim has a raider; a mike & a pair of really big headphones coming out of his Pak.
The headphones are on his head.
His team was listing to the whole meeting.
Zim:"Did you guys hear what they were saying?"
An image is coming out of the mike, the image is cut in two, one side has Dexter & the other side has Red & Purple.
Red:"We sure did Zim."
Purple:"They’re going to take the 5 exps. we just beamed to Hawaii."
Zim:"There's now 6, sirs."
Red:"Who's the sixth one."
[Pule: Chuck E. Cheese.]
Zim:"Exp 007. You better get him as well."
R&P:"OK."
Dexter:"And those dMp jerks are going after us CN stars, but we'll be ready for them."
[Pule: How did they get there so fast? Aren't they on vacation?]
[Charity: Who knows what's going in this movie?]
Gir:"It's a good thing you put that tracker on 625 when you patted him on the head."
[Loud: (Zim) HUH?]
Zim:"Hold on, I hear some more voices coming in."
Toast: Dude, they're from his head.]
Back in the warehouse.
Dr. Hamsterviel, Gantu, Buddy, the blue bird, Baloney, the Nanny, & the Butt Ugly Martians walk in & join Wayne Cramp & Dr. Eggman who is now with them.
Dr. Hamsterviel:"So how many exps. have you got so far?"
Wayne:"Three, but there are six in Hawaii we will soon have them. It's a good thing you guys are on our side."
Dr. Eggman:"But what about the Irkan & his team?"
Bum1:"We said we take care of that bugged eyed creep & his robot."
Back at the lot.
Zim:"BUGGED EYED CREEP!!!!!!!!!??????????? DID YOU HEAR THAT!!!!!!?????"
[Charity: (R&P) Yes, dear. We love you too.]
[Pule: Eeew!]
R&P:"We sure did."
Dexter:"Not only do you have to worry about those guys, but lets not forget about Dr. K & his army."
Gir:"Didn't 'Cubix' use to be on KidsWB?"
Dexter:"Yeah, but now he's Fox, that means we can't get any more Ctoons of his show until he's on our network. But enough about that, here's Dr. K's robots look like."
Show 3-D images of KLOSSEL, KANNON, KATSTIVE, KLAWBER & KRAB.
Zim looks at them.
Zim:"Hhhhhhhmmmmmmm, they don't seem so tough."
[Toast: Aw, Dr. K got his off the racks at Long John Silver's.]
Dexter:"He had two other robots named Klawmmnator & Kelowbot but they were destroyed."
Zim:"Well, just in case they are tough, (to Tallests) sirs send a Battle Mech 4 to earth & fast." (The Battle Mech 4 was the robot Zim used in episode 1.)
R&P:"OK."
Zim:"Well time to save the captured exps."
Red:"So whose going to get them?"
Zim:"Me, Gir, Lilo & Stitch."
Dexter:"WHAT???????!!!!!!!! THE FOUR OF YOU CAN JUST GO THERE & SAVE THE EXPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gir:"Why not?"
Dexter:"THERE MIGHT BE AN ARMY THERE & LET'S NOT FORGET THE MARTAINS ARE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Loud: HEY! I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO YELLS HERE, DEXTER!]
Zim:"Hhhhhmmmmmmmm, your right. (To Tallests) Sirs send down a team of Invaders."
Purple:"Which ones?"
Zim:"Send down the ones that had big parts in the show."
The Tallests look at each other & nod.
R&P:"OK."
A tractor beam hits the ground & out of it steps Invader Skoodge, Invader Tenn (Megadoomer) & Tak with her SIR Mimi. Zim looks at them.
Zim:"Ok, they’ll do."
The Tallests are happy.
Zim:"Now go get the exps. in Hawaii."
R&P:"Right."
There half of the image is gone, Dexter is still there.
Zim:"And Dexter you & your friends stay on your toes, who knows when those dMp jerks will strike."
Dexter:"Don't worry we'll be ready. See ya."
Zim:"See ya."
Dexter's image turns off. The raider, the mike & headphones go back into Zim's Pak.
[Charity: May I ask a question? Why are the Tallest helping Zim? Don't they hate him?]
[Toast: Must be another out of character thing.]
[Loud: YEP. I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.]
[Charity: Like you and Babs?]
[Loud: HEY!]
[Pule: Is for horses!]
[(Toast and Pule high-five each other)]
Zim:"Well let's go. Stitch, get the car."
Lilo & Stitch are already in the car.
Stitch:"Way ahead of you."
[Charity: Wow. Talk about a QC.]
Zim:"Let's go guys."
The 4 Irkens & the 2 SIRs get in the back seat.
[Loud: BACK SEAT DRIVERS!!!!]
The car then drives off.
Zim:"With the tracker I put on 625, we'll find them in no time flat."
Meanwhile in Hawaii.
Exp 007 just found the other 5 exps. that were just sent there, unaware that King Dedede & Escargoon were heading right for them. But before they got closer to them, a tractor beam hit the exps. & took them back to the Massive.
Dedede:"Man we miss them."
Escargoon:"We better call Wayne."
[Toast: A dork, dude!]
[All: (laughs)]
Meanwhile on the Massive.
Red:"Well, we got the six that were in Hawaii."
Purple:"Yeah, but about those guys?"
Points to screen that has Dedede & Escargoon on it.
[Pule: (Red sarcastic) Great! The DDD Show again! Terrific!]
Purple:"Sould we beam them up as well?"
Red:"Let's wait to see what there doing then we'll beam up."
Purple:"Ok."
Meanwhile outside the warehouse.
The car pulls up. The Irkens, The Sirs, Lilo & Stitch get out.
Zim:"The exps. are in there all right. Ok, here's the plan,
[Loud: (Zim) WE FIND OTHER PEOPLE TO BE IN THIS MOVIE.]
Lilo you stay in car, Gir."
Gir: (goes all red)"Yes my master!"
Zim:"You & Mimi stay out here with her. And one other thing."
[Toast: (Zim) Stay away from my lunch!]
He presses both of Gir's eyes and a disk drive comes out of his mouth, Zim takes out a CD that says 'When Worlds Collide' & puts it in the disk drive, the disk drive goes back into Gir.
Zim:"When I say 'Now Gir' play that song really load."
[Charity: With bear.]
Gir: (still red)"Yes Sir."
Zim:"The rest of us will go in there & the exps. out. Let's go. You too Stitch."
The Irkens extend their spider legs from their Paks & they walk up the wall, Stitch follows them, since he can walk up walls. The Irkens & Stitch make there way to the skylight. They look down & see the villains & exps.
Dr. Hamsterviel:"Well, three's a start, but what about the others?"
Wayne:"Don't worry I sent two of my best men to get them."
One of the screens turns on it has Dedede & Escargoon on it.
Wayne:"Ahhhhhh, specking of which. So did you get them?"
Dedede:"Well we almost had them, but then........."
[Pule: The bear came and eats them. The End.]
He's cut off when the screen goes crazy. The screen then goes on & the Tallests are on it.
R&P:"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wayne:"Hey! Where's Dedede & Escargoon?"
Red:"Oh there right behind us."
The Tallests step out of the way of the camera, showing Dedede & Escargoon are trapped in a big glass jar.
[Loud: SO THE TALLEST ARE MORONS COLLECTORS?]
[Charity: I guess.]
Purple:"And if you want to know where the exps. are there right here."
The camera turns & the 6 exps. are in the Massive.
Red:"Hey look it's the guys the Conical Woman told us about."
The Conical Woman sticks her head in.
C.W.:"Dr. Hamsterviel & Gantu, we are coming to earth, I don't care how long it takes, but we are coming."
She walks of screen.
The Tallests are still there.
R&P:"Good bye losers."
The screen goes off.
[Toast: Well, that was pointless.]
Dr. Eggman:"Well at least no one is getting these 3 exps."
Zim: (o.c.)"THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The song 'When Worlds Collide' starts playing.
The Irkens & Stitch jump though the skylight. When reach the ground they say there names.
Zim:"ZIM!!!!!!!!!"
Skoodge:"SKOODGE!!!!!!!!"
Tenn:"TENN!!!!!!!!!!"
Tak:"TAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Stitch:"STITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They steer at the villains really mad.
Dr. Hamsterviel:"Ahhhhh, Invader Zim at last we meet for the first & last time."
Zim:"Shut up hamster. My leaders have already got two of your man, now (cracks the joints in his neck) for the rest of you. (To the other Irkens) You guys free the exps. Stitch & I will take care of these guys."
The other Irkens look each other & nod; they then try to free the exps. with their laser cutting spider legs.
Dr. Eggman:"I'll handle this. ROBOTS ATTACK!!!!!!!!"
The robots head for Zim, but reaches into his pocket & pulls out some square things, he starts throwing them like ninja stars at the robots, they turn out to be magnets. The robots short-circuit & blow up.
[Puke: Their performance is so magnetized.]
Dr. Eggman:"MY ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gantu heads right for Zim, but Stitch head butts Gantu & they start fighting.
The Martions:We'll take care of him."
Zim:"I know you would."
[Loud: SCREW UP AS USUAL.]
A robot hand comes of his Pak & hands him a laptop, he opens it & a small raider comes out & Zim blasts the Martians with it. They are then gone.
Baloney:"Hey that wasn’t nice."
Zim:"Nether is this."
He blasts Baloney with the laptop.
The Nanny:"That wasn’t ni....."
She's cut off when Zim blasts her.
Dr. Hamsterviel:"What is that thing?"
[Charity: The Blast Losers To Nowhere Town Machine.]
Zim:"It's the CDI from the Rocky & Bullwinke movie, it sends cartoons into the Internet. Now I'm going to blast you guys."
[Toast: Dude, the Dip from Roger Rabbit would have been better.]
Wayne:"Not Today!!!!!!!!!"
He hits a button & the warehouse starts shaking.
Wayne:"Come on guys."
Wayne, Dr. Eggman, Dr. Hamsterveil, Gantu who finished fighting Stitch, Buddy & the Bluebird get out. The other Invaders had mangled to free the exps.
[Toast: And then eat them. The End.]
Skoodge freeied 625, Tenn freeied Sparky & Tak freeied Richter. The robot arm comes out, grabs the CDI & pulls it into Zim's Pak. Zim then grabs Stitch & runs to the others.
Zim:"GUYS WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!"
[Pule: Out of this movie! Step on it!]
The others nod & grab the exps. they freeied. They manigle to get of the warehouse & into the car before it falls apart. 'When Worlds Collide' then ends.
[Loud: SO WHICH WORLDS COLLIDE DID HE USE? THE ONE FROM SPONGEBOB?]
Zim:"Well that went well. (The mike comes out of his pak, an image of R&P comes out) Good work on getting the exps. & those two villains, sirs (R&P smile)(beep) Hold on I got another call."
The image splits in two & he see's Dexter.
Zim:"Hey Dex how'd it go?"
[Charity: (Dexter) Beep. This is Dexter. Your message is important to us. But due to low technical difficulties...]
Dexter:"Great, we don't have to worry about those dMp jerks anymore."
Zim:"And why is that?"
Dexter:"There dead."
Zim has a weird look on his face.
Dexter:"Uhhh, move the camera."
The Camera moves & sure enough all the dMp guys are dead on the ground.
Zim:"Ehhhhh, how'd that happened?"
[Charity: (Dexter) They saw pictures of your mom.]
Dexter:"We all worked as a team, they didn't stand a change. Well good luck finding the exps. We like to finish our vacation, ok? Bye."
[Pule: What? No Animaniacs reference?]
Zim:"Bye. (Dexter hangs up; R&P's image is still there.) So when will the Battle Mech 4 going to get here?"
Red:"Well, you'll have to wait."
Zim:"Huh?"
Purple:"The robot's still being fixed from the last time you used it. Just try to get another one till it works."
Zim:"Ok, bye sirs. (He hangs up & the mike goes back into his pak. He turns to the camera.) Hey Zim999 can you get me a big robot? Till my leaders send me the Battle Mech 4?"
Zim999 at his computer:"Sure, how about one that looks like Billy Hatcher?"
[All: (fearfully) NO!!!]
Zim:"Ok that sounds cool."
A giant robot Billy Hacher is now in front of the car.
[Toast: Dude, now Billy Hatcher? Well, that explains the Zimmy Hatcher title.]
The Irkens, the SIRs, Lilo & the Exps. get out of the car & look at it. They walk over to it & a foot opens to revel a door, (like Dexter's giant Dexo-Robo) they walk up though the up to the head witch is the control room. Zim walks over to the main control & see's a pair of cyber gloves, cyber boots & cyber helmet next to a trued mill. He walks over to them. Then he turns to the others.
Zim:"I know what your thinking, but I'm the one who asked for this robot so I get to control it.
[Loud: (Zim) NOW MAKE MY EGGS!]
Besides when the Tallests send us the Battle Mech 4 we'll be ready for them. Until then Skoodge, Tenn, Tak, Mimi you man the rest of the weapons. Gir, you help me with the main controls. Lilo, Stitch, Sparky, Richter, 625 you sit in that row of chairs till further notice."
They all do what Zim says. Zim puts on the boots, gloves & helmet, when there on Zim they turn into a full outfit that makes him look like Billy Hatcher expect for the face & he still has his Pak on. Wires are still coming out of the suit. What ever Zim dose the robot will do as well
Zim:"Ohhhhhh, just call me Zimmy Hatcher. This is going to be so cool."
[Loud: BAH, ZIM NEVER SAY STUFF LIKE THAT. WASTE NOT MY TIME.]
[Charity: "Zimmy Hatcher"? I thought his name was Jimmy.]
[Toast: Dudette, you were thinking of the Neutron show.]
[Pule: How did a joke like that get in this theater?]
Gir:"Yeah, but what about the eggs Billy Hatcher needs eggs."
Zim:"Hey your right, where are my eggs?"
[Charity: At McDonald's.]
[Pule: Today!]
Cut to outside of the robot.
Zim999:"What clour do you want?"
Zim:"Uhhhhhh, how about blue with purple stripes for now."
Zim999:"Coming up."
A paint burch comes in the screen & draws an egg that's blue with purple stripes.
[Pule: Well, that's cool. But where's the eggs?]
Cut back inside of the robot.
Zim:"Thanks pal."
Zim999:"Your welcome. Oh, I almost forgot, if the egg gets really big you'll have to hatch it, when it reaches it's maximum height, hit that button (a pencil comes in the screen & points to the button that reads 'Hatch Cry') the egg will hatch & I'll draw anthouer one in it's place. OK?"
Zim:"OK, see you later."
Zim999:"See ya."
Zim:"Ok, we can find the exps. later, but for now we have to wait for the robots to appear. This is going to be a big war."
(Cut to the Warners' tower as the Warners themselves, Rita, Runt & DanMat6288 are still in the tower looking very very bored.)
DanMat6288: (sarcastic) Thanks whoever just said that.
[All: You're welcome!]
Runt: Who are you talking to?
DanMat6288: Forget it. You won't understand.
Wakko: Can't we at least go out and have fun?
Yakko: Not with Invader Zim and the experiments hatooie. Besides, we don't want anything to do with Disney, remember?
[Charity: Or UPN or Fox or MTV or Comedy Central.]
(There is a knock at the door.)
Warners: I'll get it!
(The Warners struggle as they usually do to answer the door.)
Yakko: I'll get it!
Dot: No, I'll get it!
Wakko: I never get to get it!
Rita: (shaking her head) Those jokes never die-hard.
Runt: Bruce Willis? (Looks around) Where?
[Toast: Dude, even that joke die hard.]
Rita: Oy vey.
(Soon Yakko got to the door first and answers it.)
Yakko: Heeeeelllllo...yikes!
(He said this as he dodges a ninja star being thrown at him. Yakko backs away as an army of Foot ninjas comes into the tower, weapons armed. Hun, with them, comes in last. The good guys are soon surrounded.)
Yakko: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh, you guys are the pizza people, right?
[Pule: (Hun) No, we're co-stars for the new TMNT film.]
Hun: I don't think so, little goofy freak!
Yakko: I thought not.
Hun: And now, get ready to feel the torture and pain of your worst nightmare ever!
Dot: Dom DeLuise in a drag?
Yakko/Wakko: Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!
[Pule: Crap! Now I have to get that image out of my head!]
Shredder: (VO) Now, now. Do not intimidate them yet, Hun.
(The Foot ninjas move as the Shredders comes into the Water Tower.)
Shredder: Especially since I will be the one doing that.
DanMat6288: Uh, who are you and what's with the scary outfit?
Runt: Yeah, definitely, definitely scary.
Shredder: I am...the Shredder!
Yakko: Really? Good. We need a new one since Wakko ate our last one.
Wakko: But I was so hungry!
[Loud: YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY!]
Rita: You are always hungry, pal!
[Toast: Whoa! The author must have known Loud would say that! Wicked prediction, dude!]
Shredder: Silence! Now as I was saying, I am the Shredder, enemy of the Ninja Turtles.
Wakko: Fad boo! I loved that show! How come you didn't bring the rhino and warthog guys? They are so funny! And where's the Brain?
[Charity: Not in this movie.]
Runt: In Acme Labs.
(Cut to said labs now.)
The Brain: Look, keep us out of this, okay?
Pinky: Uh....narf?
[Toast: And that's all he can say.]
(Cut back to the water tower.)
Dot: (worried) Uh guys? You are talking about the old funny version. This is the new version. (The good guys stared at her blankfully) I meant the new version that is on Fox!
The good guys: (screaming)
Shredder: Good. Scream for death to take you all! For the Foot shall triumph where all as failed! Attack!
(The Foot ninjas begin their attack just as the good guys start screaming. Cut back to the Massive. The Councilwoman is nowhere in sight. The Tallests are so busy being please with Zim's success that they didn't hear someone coming up behind them.)
[Pule: (Tallests) Oh, thanks for telling us.]
Red: You know, with Zim's new successes, I have no idea why we sent him to Earth to begin with?
Purple: Because he was annoying?
Red: Could be. But...
(Before he could finish, he and Purple are attacked and they dropped to the floor unconscious.
[Charity: Great! Now we'd never know!]
We found out who their attacker is...King Dedede?! With his hammer swinging even!)
Dedede: (laughing) Morons! Both of ya! Escargoon, did you get the experiments?
(Escargoon appears with the six experiments in the capture canisters that they couldn't get out of.)
Escargoon: Got it, boss.
Dedede: Okay, you two. You can come out now.
[Loud: U2? THE BAND TURNED EVIL?]
[Toast: No, they aren't that bad.]
(He is speaking to the Dedede and Escargoon still trapped in the glass jar. The other two broke the glass jar and begins to change. They turned into fuzzy hairy creatures. They both spoke up.)
Fuzzy creature #1: I'm Double!
Fuzzy creature #2: I'm Trouble!
Double: And together we are...
Double/Trouble: The Clone Bros!
[Charity: Clones of the Mario Bros.]
Escargoon: Man, those NightMare Enterprises monsters sure done their work. Posing as us long enough for those two idiots to drop their guard.
Double: Darn straight! We can impersonate anybody and use their powers to our advantage time and again!
Dedede: Well, let's get outta here before anyone else shows up! Is there a way outta here?
Trouble: Well duh! The same way we got here!
Dedede: How? Hey where did everyone go???
Double: (VO) Move it or lose it, fatso!
[Pule: (Cartman voice) I ain't fat! I'm big bone!]
(Dedede sees Escargoon, the Clone Bros, and the trapped experiments on one of those platforms like in Star Trek. Trouble is about to spit the teleport lever.)
Dedede: Hey! Wait for me!
(Dedede runs and made it to the platform in time just as Trouble's spit hits the teleport lever, teleporting everyone out. Cut to the main bosses of the story hiding in a part of the WB lot.)
Cramp: Okay, so we lost the experiments for now. But luckily, they didn't the secret weapon.
[Loud: "DIDN'T THE SECRET WEAPON? THAT MADE NO SENSE.]
[Charity: Nothing in this movie ever does.]
Dr. Hamsterviel: What?! You mean to tell me you got the secret weapon me and Gantu were searching for?!
Cramp: Yep. Want to see what it is?
[All: No!]
Dr. Eggman: Oooh! I am anxious! Go ahead!
Cramp: Oh Perfect.
(A shadow suddenly appears out of nowhere coming towards them. It stops and begins to form something. The shadow now looks like Stitch, except it is medium sized and it's black and evil looking.)
Gantu: What is that abomination?!
Buddy: Yeah!
[Toast: Not my Buddy and me!]
Cramp: That, my curious pals, is the secret weapon. How we found it is none of your business. But...Dr. Eggman, tell them.
Dr. Eggman: Gladly. It turns out this experiment was originally created by Jumba to absorb his experiments should they try to kill him. Experiment -1, you may call it. We discovered from his notes that is not only
does that, but it gets powerful with each absorbent.
[Loud: SOUNDS LIKE A CELL RIPOFF TO ME.]
Dr. Hamsterviel: I am impressed.
[Charity: No, he's not.]
Cramp: I knew you would. I named him Perfect because of his nature. Isn't that right?
(Perfect didn't answer, but look on to his masters.)
Gantu: Uh, shouldn't we call in to see how the others are doing?
[Pule: No.]
Cramp: I was going to do that, you shark-headed former flatfoot!
Gantu: Flatfoot?!
(Ignoring him, Cramp gets out his communicator with a imager so he can see his partners. He calls Shredder.)
Cramp: Shredder! This is the head honcho. Do you read me?
(Instead of Shredder, Hun's face appears in the image. We can hear some fighting in the background.)
Hun: What?!
[Toast: (Pee-Wee Herman voice) What?}
Look, we are doing what you ask of us! We are taking care of the Warners and their pals right now!
Cramp: Good!
(Changing the dials, he calls Dr. K.)
[Loud: A MORON!]
[All: (laughs)]
Cramp: Dr. K! Come in!
(Dr. K's face appears in the image.)
Dr. K: Yes?
Cramp: How are things?
Dr. K: Very good. As soon as my Cubix bots are powered up, we will destroy Zim's group.
[Charity: (Dr. K) Well, maybe tomorrow. My men has the day off.]
Cramp: Well, be alerted! They may be ready for us! Those experiments are important to Perfect!
Dr. K: Yes Mr. Cramp.
Buddy: Speaking of experiments, I wondered how that Combo robot is doing?
(Cut to said robot as he captured Experiment 601 AKA Kixx in a net. The experiment tries to get free but gets shock each time. It is an electric net. Combo picks up the net with no problem. We can see other experiments also being captured.)
Combo: Experiment 601 captured. Experiments 222, 300, and 520 also captured. Will now continued search for the other experiments.
[Toast: (Combo) But first coffee break.]
(Cut back to Cramp. Just as he is about to turn his communicator off, it begins to make a noise like someone is calling in.)
Cramp: Now who could that be?
(Cramp answers. Sure enough, it is...)
Cramp: Dial Bolic?!
Dial: Speaking.
Cramp: I thought you were dead!
[Pule: (Dial) The reports of my death is greatly aggravated. Whatever that means.]
Dial: Nah. It was only stunt robots we used against the Cartoon Cartoons.
Dr. Hamsterviel: I knew it!!! Wresting is fake!!!!
[Pule: And so is this film.]
Dial: Hey! Don't make me go over there and show you a thing or two, hamster!
Dr. Hamsterviel: I am a gerbil! Wait a minute...blast those good guys!
[Charity: (Hamsterviel) And their little dog too!]
Cramp: Are the other members of the dMp still around?
Dial: Yep. We now know that the Cartoon Cartoon people are strong even against us.
Cramp: Well, stay in Florida. And this time...don't confront them unlike someone sees you! Got it!
[Loud: WHO'S SOMEONE IS THAT? WALLY GATOR?]
Dial: Yes sir!
(Another calling noise.)
Cramp: I got another call. See you later.
(Cramp answers the next call. It is King Dedede.)
Dedede: Hey Crampie! Got the experiments and transported to the lot! We are now on our way to bringing the experiments to ya!
Cramp: Excellent. Get here quickly. Perfect is getting hungry.
[All: He's alway hungry.]
Dedede: Okay, okay. Get your pants on!
[Toast: Dude! No pants?! He must be naked!]
[Pule: Gross!]
(Finally Cramp turns his communicator off.)
Cramp: Oh yes. Soon everything will be ours.
Dr. Hamsterviel: I do not care about taking everything. All I want is my experiments!!!!
[Toast: (Hamsterviel) And the award for Best Actor.]
Gantu: Actually, since the experiments are going to be absorbed by this "Experiment -1" creature, you would be getting the experiments, right?
Dr. Hamsterviel: Good point. You aren't so stupid after all.
Gantu: Thanks. (Pause) Hey!
[Loud: IS HE ALWAYS THIS SLOW?]
(Cut to Zim's group still in the Billy Hatcher robot and things are fine thus far.)
Skoodge: Dang! I love this thing!
Gir: Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Zim: Shut up, you dim bulb! I need to have total control of the thing by the time...
(Before he could finish, something speeds by. It's King Dedede, Escargoon, and the Clone Bros in DDD's car with the trapped experiments.)
625: Wait; is that the fat bird that those tall guys supposed to captured?
Zim: They're the Tallest! And yes, they are!
[Pule: A bunch of dopes.]
Lilo: Hey, they got Stitch's cousins!
Stitch: Cousins...gone?
Tak: Ha! Not if we have any say in it!
[Charity: But then their robot broke down.]
[Pule: (scoffs) Wishful thinking.]
(With that, outside the robot follows after the two in the car. Cut to when the car stops. King Dedede, Escargoon, and the Clone Bros. got out of the car and is presenting the 6 captured experiments.)
Escargoon: You do know the trouble we went through to get them right?
Cramp: Nothing too good for the secret weapon.
Lilo: (VO) Hands off the experiments, weird dummy!
(The robot appears out of nowhere.)
Double: Check it out! It's the guy from that new game.
Trouble: Yeah. Uh, Billy Cracker or something.
[Charity: Oh really? Billy wants a cracker?]
Dr. Hamsterviel: Ah ha! So we meet again!
Stitch: (VO) Tank-o meetnine!
Dedede: Hey, I do not know what he said, but I know that was an insult!
[Toast: Dude, even I have no idea what that means.]
Cramp: Well, you fools are just in time to witness the show of the secret weapon ever.
Tenn: (VO) How can it be a secret if we know about it?
Dr. Eggman: Silence!
[Pule: (Dr. Eggman) You weirdos are trouble!]
Cramp: Oh Perfect. Come out, come out wherever you are.
Buddy: (sicken) Gross, and I thought my personality is stupid.
[Loud: IT STILL IS.]
(A shadow appears crawling over to the bad guys. It soon forms into Perfect. The good guys look on in puzzled.)
625: Hey, what's that? Is that a relation of yours, Stitch?
Stitch: Cousin?
Cramp: Time to have experiments in your diet, Perfect. Thrown them in.
[Loud: IN WHAT? BE MORE SPECIFIC!]
(With that, Gantu grabs the canisters holding the experiments and throw them to Perfect. Perfect looks like he is forming a mouth and the canisters went in. We can see inside Perfect as the canisters break. A light appears covering the scene for a bit. After the light is gone, things are the same...except Perfect is now a creature with armor, huge claws, and big feet. We, for now, will call it Perfect 2. Note: I know, but who knows what the authors would do next?)
[Toast: And more importantly, who cares?]
Dr. Hamsterviel: Incredible! It transforms after it absorbs the six experiments!
Cramp: And best of all...
Dr. Eggman: Don't do it! Saying too much would make you regret it!
[Charity: They already did.]
Cramp: You're right, so I will hush for now.
Zim: (VO) You will hush period! Gir, attack!
Gir: (VO) Right-o!
(The robot uses its egg to attack Perfect 2 but however it didn't hurt it a bit.)
Stitch: (VO) What the...?
[Pule: What the what? Complete the sentence please.]
(In respond, Perfect 2 lashes out with its huge claw and knock the Billy Hatcher robot down. It fell to the ground and cause an earthquake. Inside, Zim tries to get things moving, but nothing's doing.)
Zim: That thing disables all the systems!
Computer: System disabled!
[All: DUH!]
Lilo: Wow. You gotta go into prediction, Zim.
Zim: Silence!
(Stitch chose this time to crawl through a hole made by the fall and got out of the robot. However, as soon as he is out, Perfect 2 chose this time to shoot energy balls at him, forcing him to run. But Perfect 2 jumps in front of him, blocking his way out.)
Dr. Hamsterviel: You should be lucky, Experiment 626. You get to fight Perfect in his new form before you get absorbed! Now...attack!
(With out, Perfect 2 AKA Experiment -1 begins his assault.)
[Loud: AND SO ANOTHER CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH IS BORN.]
[Pule: Lame!]
Perfect heads right for Stitch but he jumps out of the way.
[Loud: (Perfect) FOOL! THE JUMP SONG IS YEARS OLD!]
Stitch then jumps on Perfect & then there's a smoke fight. The villain’s stair at the fight with mean grains on their faces.
[Charity: Well, so much for healthy food.]
Back in the robot. Zim stairs at the control panel and finds a button.
Zim:"Hey what's this? (Reads) Hit in case robot is damage. (to camera) Thanks Zim999."
[Toast: (Zim999) You're welcome, Dave.]
He hits the button & the robot repairs itself.
Computer:"Power still low."
Zim thinks for a minute.
Zim:"Sparky!!!!!"
[Pule: (Megavolt) Don't call me Sparky!]
Sparky turns around to face Zim.
Zim:"Get to the power core & recharge it!!!!!!!!"
Sparky nods & goes to the power core. With in seconds the Billy Hatcher robot is at full power & back on its feet.
Zim:"Now to take care of -1."
Outside Stitch has beaten -1, it lies out cold.
Back in the robot.
Zim sees -1 out cold.
[Charity: There is no ice around here.]
Zim:"Ohhhhhh, Looks like I won't even have to fight him. Now I will destroy him."
[Pule: Don't do that! He may be a good guy!]
[Toast: Dude, Zim doesn't care.]
The CDI comes out of Zim's Pak & he plugs it into a special square that was made for it, some wires stick into it that way it gets power. When the raider comes out, a wire from the celling sticks on to it, a small raider comes out of robot Billy Hatcher's head, that way Zim can blast guys from inside the robot.
Zim is about to blast Perfect when....
Skoodge, Tenn & Tak:"STOP!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tak:"WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????!!!!!"
Zim:"Well, I was going to blast that beast into the Internet when you guys stopped me."
Tenn:"Zim, you can't blast it yet, there are still 6 exps. inside it."
[Toast: Nah. Perfect threw them up.]
Zim:"I know but we can't let that beast get the other exps."
Skoodge:"We know Zim. Can we at least find a way to defuse them?"
[Loud: CALL IN TIM ALLEN?]
Zim:"I wish that was true Skoodge."
625:"If only there was a way to shatter him like a egg."
Everyone’s quit.
Zim:"Say that again 625."
625:"I said 'If only there was a way to shatter him like a egg'."
Zim realizes what there in.
Zim:"I almost forgot we're in a robot Billy Hatcher & he can shatter eggs."
[Toast: No, he can't.]
Tak:"You think its wise Zim? I mean Billy can only crack egg."
Skoodge & Tenn nod.
Zim:"Well there's only one way to find out & we better hurry, he's starting to wake up."
Outside the robot, -1 is getting up.
Back in the robot.
All three Irkens nod.
Skoodge, Tenn & Tak:"Do it Zim."
[All: (singing) Do it! Everybody, do the Irken Dance!]
Zim:"I just hope this works. (Turns to the camera) This is going to work right?"
Zim999 from his computer:"Oh course, I'm the one writing this."
[Loud: SO IS EVERYONE ELSE!]
Zim:"OK."
Zim's hand gets close to the Hatch Call button. Gir & Mimi hug each other.
[All: Eeew!]
Skoodge, Tenn & Tak cross their fingers & close their eyes really tight. Lilo hugs Sparky & Richter. 625 eats a sandwitch. Stitch just stairs at -1. -1 trys to get up. The villains stair really mean at the heroes. Zim's hand hits the button.
The robot Billy Hatcher puts his hands together automatilly & let's out it's hatch cry.
Robot Billy:"LOOK-A-DOOLDE-DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Charity: Ugh! Are they carrying a rooster?!]
A beam of light fires out of its hands & it hits -1. The 6 exps. then pop out of -1.
Inside the robot.
Zim:"IT WORKS, IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Pule: But then Perfect eats them again.]
He high threes Skoodge, Tenn & Tak.
Zim:"Now to get rid of that beast."
[Charity: Wrong movie, Zim.]
Outside.
Dr. Hamsterviel:"THEY SPLIT, THEY SPLIT!!!!!!!!!"
The 6 exps walk over to where Stitch is.
Stitch:"Cousins."
He nuzzles ageist them, they then become friends.
[Toast: Dude, you mean they aren't already?]
Wayne:"Great now we lost ten exps."
Inside the robot.
Zim:"That's not all your going to lose."
He types something on the CDI.
Outside the robot.
A beam fires out of Billy's head & hits -1, he then disappears.
Dr. Eggman:"OUR SECRET WEAPON, WHERE IS IT????????!!!!!!!!!"
[Loud: WHO KNOWS AND WHO CARES?]
Zim: (VO)"In the internet fatso. And pretty soon you will all be there."
Then Combo comes in.
Combo:"I have captured Experiments 222, 300, 520 & 601. Hey what happed here?"
[Pule: Blah, blah, blah. Who many times we heard that question?]
Zim: (VO)"Pretty soon you'll find out. I hope this work on robots as well."
He hits the Hatch Cry button again. The robot doses the same thing it did before.
Robot Billy:"LOOK-A-DOOLDE-DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Loud: STOP THAT! DON'T DO THAT!]
The beam fires out of his hands, & hits Combo, Combo is then destroyed & the exps. run away from it, up to Stitch & the others exps.
[Toast: And get squashed by a giant.]
Stitch:"Cousins."
They are now friends.
[Charity: They are already friends, Zim999!]
[Pule: How can he forget like that?]
Wayne:"ALL RIGHT!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOT TAKING THOSE EXPS. AWAY FROM US!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zim: (VO)"Stitch, get your pals inside, quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The foot opens up & the exps. get inside the robot. The foot then closes.
Zim: (VO)"Have you guys forgotten about the CDI, with one press of a button I can send you all into the Internet. In fact I'll do it right now."
Wayne:"Not today."
[Pule: Zurg.]
Dr. Eggman:"You already said that."
Wayne:"Well, so what?"
He presses anthouer button & the building starts shaking.
Wayne:"COME ON GUYS!!!!!!!!"
The villains run out.
Back in the robot.
Zim: (calm)"Oh-no, not again, come on guys let's get out of here."
The robot gets out of building before it falls down.
Later inside it.
Zim:"Well time to send you guys to the Tallests."
The mike comes out of Zim's Pak. An image of R&P comes out.
Red:"Ahhh, Zim we were about to call you. (Both of them stair at Zim)
Purple:"What are you wearing?"
Zim:"I'm dressed as Billy Hatcher."
[Loud: (Purple) WELL, IT'S VERY LAME.]
Red:"Ok, enough about that. King Dedede & Escargoon took the exps. & got away."
Zim:"Don't worry we found them. (R&P are happy) And we destroyed their secret weapon."
Purple:"What was it?'
Zim:"Exp. -1."
Jumba: (o.c.)"Did your friend just say exp. -1?"
Red:"Yes."
Jumba & Pleekly walk on screen.
Jumba:"Ahhhhh, so you’re the guy who was sent to get the exps."
Zim:"Yes, I am."
Jubma:"Did you really destroy -1?"
Zim:"Yes, why? Did you need him?"
Jumba:"No, No, he was a dud.
[Charity: Like this movie.]
(Zims happy) So how many do you have so far?"
Zim:"14, it's a start."
Red:"Well Zim, you send them up we'll take care of the rest."
Zim:"Ok sirs, but keep them on the ship."
Pleekly:"Oh and Zim?"
Zim:"Yes?"
Pleekly:"Can you send up Lilo as well? We need her help."
[Toast: With the script, dude.]
Zim:"Ok."
Red:"Thanks Zim."
Purple:"We'll see you soon."
Zim:"See ya."
The image goes off & the mike goes back into Zim's Pak.
Zim:"Well guys I got to send you to the Massive where you will be safe. You too Lilo they need you."
Lilo:"I understand. But won't you need help?"
Zim:"Hey, we Irkens are 100 years old.
[Pule: Ladies and gentlemen, Zim is 100 years young.]
I sure we can take care of each other."
Lilo:"Ok, beam us up."
[Pule: Zimmy.]
Zim takes a remote out of his pocket; press a button & beams Lilo & the exps. to the Massive.
Zim:"Come on guys, let's see if the lot is still ok."
The robot Billy makes it's makes it way though the lot.
Back at the tower.
The Warners, Rita, Runt & DanMat6288 are trapped by the Foot ninjas.
Yakko:"Well, I guess this is the end."
[Charity: Already? We just started!]
Just then a beam of ice hits the ninjas & they are frozen.
In the doorway Pinky & the Brain are the size of humans.(like from "When Mice Ruled The Earth") Brain is dressed as Seto Kaiba from the new Yu-Gi-Oh! episodes & has brown hair in the same style. Pinky is dressed as Mokuba Kaiba from the new Yu-Gi-Oh! episodes & has black hair in the same style.
[Loud: PLEASE, NOT A YU-GI-OH! NOT THIS EARLY IN THE GAME!]
There both holding freeze guns. The Warner's make there way to the door.
Wakko:"Thank's guys, we owe you big time."
Brain:"Well we couldn't just let you guys die to a bad remade show."
[Toast: Oh come no! TMNT isn't bad! I like it!]
Dot:"Hey, where did Shedder & Hun go?"
Pinky:"They must have run off. Poit."
Brain:"Well we're going to help find the exps."
Dot:"We go with you guys, but we don't like Disney stuff, we need to get rid of these frozen guys & we're not allowed on this mission."
[Toast: So is Norm MacDonald, but you don't see him obeying anyone.]
Pinky:"Ok, guys, see you later. Zort."
The big mice get out of the tower & slide down the ladder.
Back in FL, the CN stars are still on their toes for dMp jerks, because they know the dMp jerks are not dead & the CN stars are ready.
[Pule: For what? I'm not sure.]
Buck: Oh, great! We have to watch out for these dMp guys! We weren't even going to help those freaks, anyway!
Numbuh 3: Now, couldn't we have helped them just a little bit?
Buck: Not you, too! Listen: WB insulted Kingdom Hearts and Finding Nemo! Plus, they're a competitive network, anyway even thou Time Warner own both of us.
[Loud: YEAH, THEY USED TO OWN THEM UNTIL THEY GOT CANCELED.]
[Otto sighed, then came across a TV. It was showing the Crazy Cartoon Caper movie.]
[Charity: Oh yeah, good times. Good times.]
[On the TV.]
Eddy: What's the deal? Don't you guys even care that they're our competition? You of all people should be happy Dexter; you've still got a show.
Edd: That doesn't matter Eddy, they're still loved by many humans and toons alike. Why even Ed here watches them both, don't you Ed?
[Cut to Ed, he is crying also]
Ed: Waaaaah! No more SpongeBob, no more Patrick, no more GIR! (He puts his head on Edd's shoulders) How will I live without their words of wisdom?
[Charity: What words of wisdom? Are we in the right movie?]
[Cut back from TV to Otto. His eyes narrow determination.]
Otto: You know what, that's what people said when our former Director of Programming, Les Wolfe, kidnapped SpongeBob and Zim, but we just wanted to save Zim, SpongeBob’s a grade A loser!
[All: Not!]
And about a year later, when he captured Timmy and Rudy even thou they are losers & half the country hates their sinking guts!
[Toast: Dude, they were on drugs at the time. Now they liked them.]
But, did we care? No! We helped those who were in distress, even thou we helped a mind-rotting network that treats good shows like trash & we all felt like cramming ourselves into a suicide booth and the only reason we gave a rat’s big stinking butt to help the rattle snakes that got rid of Zim is because we were being paid big bucks & we got to work with Zim, no matter what network they belonged to!
[Pule: I dislike Nick bashing, do you guys?]
[Others: Yep.]
Before, Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon stars learned to put there past aside and work side by side! Even thou those stories were Grade A+++++ bombs.
[Loud: THAT DESTROYED SADDAM'S HOUSE.]
Now, Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, Warner Bros, and Disney can learn to do it, too. Even thou Nickelodeon now stinks worse then 20 dead skunks that died in the street & had 5000000 loads of trash dump on them.
[Loud: ZIM999 IS GOING OVERBOARD WITH THE NICK BASHING.]
[Toast: Totally, dude.]
Tuddrussel: That was kind of stupid & touching.
[All: We know.]
Otto: You mean...
Tuddrussel: Yep. IT'S GO TIME!
Random dMp: Not if we can help it!
But right before the dMp got closer to our CN stars.
Dexter:"Stop right there losers. We know you guys would show up after we destroyed your robots, so we drank some potions & the robots scanned some disks that would turn us into Duel Monsters."
Dial:"What are Duel Monsters?"
[Charity: Ripoffs of Pokemon and Digimon.]
Dexter:"We'll show you. Ready guys?"
[All: No.]
Everyone nods.
Dexter:"LET'S GO!!!!!!! Dark Magician!!!!!!!"
Dee Dee:"Dark Magician Girl!!!!!!"
Chicken:"Red-Eyes Black Dragon!!!!!!!!!"
Cow:"Mystical Elf!!!!!!!!!!!"
I.M. Weasel:"La Jinn The Mystical Genie Of The Lamp!!!!!!!!!"
I.R. Baboon:"Summoned Skull!!!!!!!!!!!"
Johnny Bravo:"Buster Bladder!!!!!!!!!!"
Blossom:"Harpie-!!!!!!!!!"
Bubbles:"-Lady-!!!!!!!!!"
Buttercup:"-Sisters!!!!!!!!!"
(The girls are a team.)
Mojo:"Obelisk The Tormentor!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Fuzzy:"Winged Dragon Of Ra!!!!!!!!!!!"
Him:"Slither The Sky Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The Gangreen gang puts their hands on top of each other.
Ace, Billy, Grubber, Arturo & Snake:"Mythic Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Snake's the fire head, Arturo's the water head, Ace is the earth head, Billy's the dark head & Grubber's the steel head.)
The Eds put their hands on top of each other.
Ed:"Blue-Eyes-!!!!!!!!!!"
Edd:"-Ultimate-!!!!!!!!!!"
Eddy:"-Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!"
Courage:"Winged Dragon Guardian Of The Fortress #1!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sheep:"Baba Baba Ba!!!!!!!!!" (He said Mystical Sheep #2)
Buck Tudrussell:"Flame Swordsman!!!!!!!!!"
Larry:"Machine King!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Otto:"Magician of Black Chaos!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Robot Jones:"Red-Eyes Black Metal Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!"
Socks:"Launcher Spider!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cubey:"Slot Machine!!!!!!!!"
Mitch:"Barrel Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shannon:"Cosmo Queen!!!!!!!!!!"
Numbah One:"Jinzo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Numbah Two:"Gearfried The Iron Knight!!!!!!!!!!!"
Numbah Three:"Fariy's Gift!!!!!!!!!" (That's the best I can think of)
[Pule: Or is it?]
Numbah Four:"Axe Raider!!!!!!!!!!!"
Numbah Five:"Dark Witch!!!!!!!!!!" (I had the same problem with 3)
[Toast: Yeah, Numbah Five's a witch alright, dude.]
Rocky:"Beaver Warrior!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bullwinkle:"Celtic Guardian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mr. Peabody:"Giga-Tech Wolf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sherman:"Black Luster Soldier!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone is now the said monster they said. The dMp just stands there.
Ace:"Ehhhhh......Boo?"
[All: You are not a man, you're a Chicken Boo!]
The dMp jerks takes off faster then the speed of light.
[Loud: WHAT IS THIS? A RIPOFF OF SONIC X?]
Chicken:"Well, that went well."
[All: Not!]
Dexter:"Alright guys let's go help poor Zim out."
Otto:"We're just going to help Zim?"
Dexter:"Hey he was the only good thing on Nick & they kicked him off. Not only that he's greatest mole we ever had."
[Charity: I knew it! Zim is the Mole! Where's Anderson Cooper?]
Chicken:"The minute he's on our network we'll get the highest ratings ever."
[Toast: Unfortunately, that ain't happening, dude.]
Otto:"Well, at least we're going to help them."
Dexter:"That's the brother I know."
Sherman:"Same here bro."
[Pule: They aren't brothers!]
Dexter & Sherman hug Otto, they then let go.
Otto:"Thanks triplet bros I needed that."
[Loud: YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE.]
Dexter:"All right boys & girls let's go!!!!!!!"
Chicken:"Should'ent we transform back first."
Dexter:"Your right. All together now."
Everyone:"BACK TO NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Toast: Or Normal-ish.]
Everyone is back to the normal self’s. They then ran to the bus.
[Charity: (Tattoo) The bus, boss. The bus.]
Back at the lot. In the Billy Hatcher robot.
The mike comes out of Zim's Pak. An image of Dexter comes out.
Zim:"Hey Dex."
Dexter:" Hey Zim, we're coming to help you."
Zim:"Really?"
Dexter:"Yeah, CN & WB are owned by the same company. Not only that you been best spy ever. Nice outfit."
[All: Not!]
Zim:"Thanks, I'll Billy Hatcher."
[Toast: Billy's weird-o cousin.]
Dexter:"We'll be there soon. We got get to our studio first. Bye."
Zim:"Bye."
The image goes away, the mike goes back into Zim's Pak. Skoodge, Tenn, Tak & Mimi stair Zim & Gir.
Zim:"What?"
Tak:"What did he mean by 'spy'? Zim?"
Zim:'Well, after the show was canalled, Me & Gir have been sending reports on how bad Nick was going to the guys at CN."
[Loud: SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO.]
He smiles.
Tak thinks for a minute.
Tak:"Nice work."
[Charity: (Tak) Now get out of my face!]
Zim:"Thank's, now let's wait for Dr. K."
Gir:"I wonder what's taking him so long?"
At Dr. K's hideout.
KLOSSEL is at full power. But KANNON, KATSTIVE, KLAWBER & KRAB are still recharging & their power levels are really low.
Dr. K:"Hurry up & recharge. Who knows what's happing.”
Dr. Hamsterviel: (angry) Great! Just great! First I lost my experiments, now I lost the secret weapon!!!!
[Charity: His diet book.
Cramp: Oh, on the contrary, Dr. Hamsterviel, we didn't lose him.
[Toast: They "misplaced" him.]
Dr. Hamsterviel: What?
(To his surprise, something came out of the vent nearby and begins to form.)
Cramp: You see, like all of Jumba's other experiments, it is also indestructible and it can't be killed even by that cheap trick from that Rocky and Bullwinkle movie!
[Pule: Well, the cheapest trick is the God Mod for the Doom games.]
Also, it got away by diving into a sewer vent.
(Sure enough, we now see Perfect still alive and functioned but back in its previous form.)
Buddy: But it's back in its previous form.
Dedede: Well, we can fix that, right Clone Bros?
(The Clone Bros came in. To our surprise, they got the experiments we thought were going to be sent back to the Massive in canisters.)
[Toast: Man, the Tallest can't seem to keep stuff for one minute!]
Double: Ha ha! What morons!
(Double and Trouble then transformed into the Tallest and begin impersonating their voices.)
Trouble (in Purple's voice): That moronic Zim thought he is returning the experiments.
Double (in Red's voice): But what he doesn't know is we got back on the Tallest's ship, ambush the two morons, and impersonate them long enough to get the experiments. Zim has sent us the experiments without him knowing the truth!
[Charity: That he is a bad Invader.]
Dr. Eggman: Good, good! And how about the Tallest?
Trouble: Ahhh, we send them to the Universe Of No Return, but they didn’t put up much of a fight.
Double: And guess what? We got some prisoners!
(Trouble left and came back with a shackled Jumba, Pleakley, and Lilo.)
Pleakley: I knew something was wrong when they told us to stand still!
Dr. Hamsterviel: We meet again, you stupid-accented backstabber!
[Pule: Must his lines be so lame?]
Jumba: Pleasure is not all mine, Hamsterwheel.
Dr. Hamsterviel: (annoyed) It's Hamsterviel!!! Must you continue with the making fun of my name?!
Cramp: Calm down, Hamsterviel. Time to give Experiment -1 it's vitamins. Thrown them in Double.
(Double grabs the canisters (boy, is he strong too) and thrown them into Perfect. After absorbing the experiments again, lights blinds the room again. After the light is gone, Perfect has transformed back into its Perfect 2 form.)
Dr. Hamsterviel: What is this?! It's supposed to transformed into its third stage!!!!
[Loud: THE STAGE WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NAME IT IS.]
(Dr. Eggman checks the experiment through his computer.)
Dr. Eggman: Hmmm. It looks like it needs one more experiment to transform.
Escargoon: Hey, I realize something.
[Toast: (Escargoon) We aren't supposed to be in this movie.]
How come it didn't keep the experiments in itself for long?!
(Cramp checks Perfect out as the creature shakes its bum. He notices something is wrong.)
Cramp: Hey! It doesn't have a tail!
[Loud: NEITHER DOES THIS MOVIE.]
Gantu: (pointing his laser at Jumba) What have you done with the abomination's tail, you stupid scientist?!
Jumba: Hey, I preferred mighty stupid scientist.
Dr. Hamsterviel: Just tell us what you did with Experiment -1's tail?!
Jumba: I took it off.
[Charity: Because it has nothing to do with the film.]
You see, if it has it tail, there's a possibility it can go nuts and try to kill me. So by removing its tail, well, it's still powerful but it doesn't keep the experiments in its stomach especially when it was hit by Zim's laser.
Lilo: I thought you said it was a dud.
[All: DUD!]
Jumba: I said that just in case the villains were overhearing.
Dedede: Well, you didn't realize that the Clone Bros. were impersonating the Tallest! Now what did you do with Perfect's tail?!
Jumba: I put it on one of my experiments. But... (smiles evilly) I am not going to tell what experiment I put the tail on.
[Pule: Because he forgotten who the experiment is.]
Cramp: Blast! Well we got to get moving. Clone Bros, get back to the Massive as the Tallest and get more experiments from Zim. Once you get them, send them to us. As long as you remain as the Tallest, we can get the experiments with no problem.
[All: Ha!]
Dr. Hamsterviel: Yes. Why bother going after the experiments when Zim and company does all the work for us?
Clone Bros. Yes sir!
(The Clone Bros. still in their Tallest form left to go back to the Massive.)
Dedede: We sure got a good deal on those two. No one, not even I, could defect them even if they got the technology to defect them.
Escargoon: Maybe this time it won't be an ugly deal.
[Charity: No, it's an uglier deal.]
(Cramp gets his communicator out and calls in Shredder.)
Cramp: Shredder, this is Cramp. Did you complete your job?
(Shredder appears in the image.)
[Loud: (Shredder) GET OFF THE LINE! I'M ORDERING TURTLE SOUP.]
Shredder: Unfortunately no. Pinky and the Brain appeared and froze my ninjas. It would take a while before I get more foot ninjas. But rest assured, I will get them.
Cramp: Take your time, Shred boy.
[Pule: (Shredder) Don't call me Shred boy!]
(Cramp then calls in Dial.)
Cramp: Hey Dial. How's your mission going?
(Dial appears on the image, all shooken up.)
Dial: Bad. Those Cartoon Cartoons transformed into Duel Monsters. What the heck are they?! A stupid Anime show?!
[Toast: No, worst.]
Cramp: Well, never mind. Your mission is canceled! Go to Egg Carrier 3 and stay there for further instructions.
Dial: Well, at least I can relax.
[All: Ha!]
(Dial's image disappeared. Cramp turns to the other villains.)
Cramp: Hey, Eggman. I need ya to build something that will helps us get the experiments faster.
Dr. Eggman: (puzzled) I thought the Clone Bros. were going to received them.
Cramp: Yes, but I can't wait for Perfect's final form. Built something to help us and don't let us down.
Pleakley: It won't work if you don't have Perfect's tail!
[Loud: IT WON'T WORK EVEN WITH PERFECT'S TAIL.]
Dr. Hamsteviel: Gantu! Sent these dummies to Egg Carrier 3 and lock them up.
Gantu: With pleasure.
(Gantu grabs the prisoners and left the room with them. We can hear the protests.)
Lilo: (VO) No! Let us go!
Pleakley: (VO) Yeah, this is a violation!
[All: Please, don't show it!!!]
(Cut to the Warners running on the lot like nutcases. Rita, Runt, and Dan6288 follows after them.)
Runt: Hey, I thought we aren't supposed to be on the mission. Yeah definitely not on the mission.
[Toast: Yeah, definitely a lame mission.]
Wakko: Yeah, but there's no rules about running amok now, is there?
Rita: Huh. True enough.
DanMat6288: Go knock yourselves out.
[Pule: Okay. (imitiates noises of Warners knocking themselves out.]
(The Warners then stopped as Dot saw something.)
Dot: Awwww. Isn't it cute?
Yakko: Wait a minute. I thought nothing is as cute as you.
Dot: Yeah, but I would make an expection with that one.
(Dot points to what she saw. It is Experiment 254 AKA Mr. Stenchy.)
Wakko: Hey, it is cute, isn't it?
Yakko: I got to give Dotty this one. Heh heh. Look at it.
[Charity: Now she's going to killed them for calling her that.]
DanMat6288: Uh, guy? Isn't that Mr. Stenchy from Disney?
Dot: So what? It is so cuuuuttttee.
(The group gathers around and pets Mr. Stenchy who giggles at this. Well, all except DanMat6288.)
DanMat6288: We aren't allowed anywhere near the experiments.
[Loud: PLEASE. IF THEY WERE GROUNDED, THEY WOULDN'T LISTENED.]
Rita: Come on! Can't we at least have fun with this one?
Runt: Yep, definitely definitely some fun.
DanMat6288: Oh all right. Geez, you really know how to make scenes, JusSonic.
(Cut to JusSonic on his computer.)
JusSonic: Hey, I may be a Histeria! author but I am a big fan of the Crazy Cartoon Caper movies and Rugrats. And anyone who said otherwise would regret it!
[Charity: You go, Jus.]
(Cut back to the movie.)
Voice: Hey, it's cute isn't it?
Group: Huh?
(The group sees someone coming in. It's Norm MacDonald, who appeared in the last two CCC stories.)
[Toast: Finally! A scene with him!]
Norm MacDonald: Hey thanks for the details, whoever just wrote that, but everyone knows who I am.
[Pule: (Norm) This is Norm MacDonald.]
Runt: Uh, I don't know you. Definitely, definitely don't know you.
Wakko: Hey, it's Bob Dole!
[Pule: (Norm) (buzzer noise) No, but thanks for playing.]
Norm: (in Bob Dole voice) No, I am not Bob Dole is a lot interesting than Norm MacDonald. Give the attention to Norm MacDonald and vote for me in the next election.
[Charity: If we care, that is.]
Yakko: 'Kay? What are you doing here, Mr. MacDonald?
Dot: Who has a farm?
Norm: (normal) E-I-E-I-O.
[Loud: BOY.]
Anyway, I came to the WB lot to see the new Powerpuff Girls episode the WB is planning to make. Well, things got worse for some reason.
[Toast: True, true, dude.]
Wakko: Yeah, there's experiments around here and everything, we got attacked by Shredder and his foot guys...
Norm: Wait, the shred guy from the new or old version of TMNT?
DanMat6288: New.
Norm: Well, isn't that something.
[Toast: Totally not in this film.]
Dot: Well, you sure are funny, aren't ya? I seen ya on SNL and your performances on that show was good.
Another voice: Say that (bleep)ing show's name again and you will (bleep)ing regret it!
[Loud: (sarcastic) OH, I WONDER WHO THIS GUY IS?]
Yakko: Ooh! I know that potty mouth voice anywhere.
(Sure enough...oh come on. Who am I to tell you? It's Axel Foley, a politician for Michigan and beloved movie actor.)
Wakko: It's our buddy Axel!
[Pule: (Axel) (Bleep) you!]
[Charity: Pule!]
[Pule: I was imitating Axel! Geez.]
Axel Foley: Shut the (bleep) up! I have a bad day with those (bleep)ing experiments from that (bleep)ed up studio Disney!
Yakko: Rrrrriigght. So why are you here? Making campaigns for reelection?
Axel: Nah. I knew you (bleep)ers would get me in another one of your crazy (bleep) adventures so
[Charity: Don't bother.]
let's cut to the (bleep)ing chase and go for it. Did anyone tell you (bleep)heads that the Fox Box villains are working in a studio nearby?
Yakko: Say what? Come on! This looks fun!
[Charity: Not really.]
DanMat6288: But...
Yakko: Hey hey hey! We aren't allowed on Zim's mission. It doesn't mean we couldn't see what's going on, now is there?
Norm: True enough, sir.
(So the group, with Mr. Stency, Axel, and Norm joining them check out the warehouse where the villains are at. Inside, Dr. Eggman is working on something, Dedede and Escargoon are watching TV, and the other villains are nearby waiting impatiently.)
[Pule: In other words, work as usual.]
Norm: Well, lookie lookie, it's those Fox thingies.
Dot: Yuck. I hate Fox.
DanMat6288: Aww, you guys hate it because of Stewie and Rupert Murdoch.
Yakko: That and we had bad times while our show used to be on that channel. Trust us, it isn't good.
[Toast: Good thing Histeria isn't on that channel.]
[Charity: Yep. Though I enjoyed the reruns of Simpsons.]
(Not noticing our heroes, the villains are yelling amongst themselves.)
Dr. Hamsterviel: Will you hurry up with that thing? I want my experiments and I want them now!
Dr. Eggman: Shut up! I am working the fast as I can!
Dedede: Hey, quiet down! I am missing my favorite part in this Rugrats episode.
Gantu: Geez, you two are even more idiotic when Axel Foley was in Mushu.
Axel: (VO) What?! (Bleep) you!
[Loud: CARTMAN.]
Warners: (VO) Axel!
Cramp: Hey, who said that?!
[Loud: UH, HE DID.]
(Now caught, the heroes came out.)
Yakko: Heeelllo little guy who isn't a nurse!
Buddy: It's the Warners! Now our chance to kill them!
[Charity: Not this is turning into South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.]
[Loud: HEY, I HEARD A PARODY IS IN THE MAKING. WE SHOULD MAKE FUN OF THAT NEXT.]
[Charity: (sarcastic) Oh boy. That would be fun.]
Cramp: Well, well. So we meet at last. Stewie told us how you guys kick his butt with Brain's help during the Fox picnics.
Rita: Makes us glad we weren't with them during those encounters.
Runt: Definitely.
Wakko: Whatcha doing?
[Pule: Clowning around.]
Cramp: We are planning to take over everything and we can't have witnesses!
[Toast: Especially those to the O.J. Simpson trial.]
Dr. Eggman: Especially witnesses who stupidly got us what we need!
Dot: Uh, say what?
(Dr. Eggman pulls out a weapon and instead of arsenal, a hand comes out and grabs Mr. Stenchy and pulls him to the villains.)
Norm: Hey, give him back! I demand it!
Cramp: Silence! This experiment is what we need for Perfect.
Axel: Perfect what? What (bleep)ing thing is so (bleep)ing Perfect?!
[Loud: NOT THIS MOVIE, I THINK.]
Cramp: Perfect, come out!
(Perfect reappears via transforming out of the shadows.)
Warners: Eeeewww!
Norm: Hey, what's that?
[Charity: It's Bin Laden! Kill him!]
[Pule: (rolling his eyes) Oh, now you're doing it.]
Cramp: Your destroyer. Now time to feed Perfect before the experiments stinks.
(Quickly, Cramp throws Mr. Stenchy into Perfect. After absorbing it, the light thing happens again. Once it is gone, Perfect now transform into a monster with spikes on its buddies, guns for hands, and is bigger as ever.)
Gantu: Hey, why did you do that? Mr. Stency is so cute.
[Toast: So are the Dummi Bears, but you don't see us oohing over them/\
Dr. Hamsteviel: Until he stinks, you mean!
Gantu: Oh, forgot.
Buddy: Time's up, Warners. Now to feel the wrath of Perfect 3!
Cramp: Perfect, play time!
(Perfect 3 comes onto the Warners and friends.)
Yakko: Aaaaahhh, does anyone got any ideas how to beat this?
Wakko: Nope.
Dot: Nah.
Rita: No.
Runt: Definitely not.
Axel: The (bleep) I know!
Norm: Uh, I don't know, sir.
Yakko: I thought not.
[Pule: Seems no one knows what's going on anymore.]
DanMat6288: Come on! We have to think of something! I know! Let's tame it with hair conditioner!
[Loud: AS OPPOSED TO AIR CONDITIONER.]
Norm: Uh, kid, 1) Where are we going to get all that hair conditioner, and 2) that worked on Clip, but I doubt it's gonna work on him!
DanMat6288: Just a thought. I know! How about I summon Rudy over and have him draw something?
[Charity: How about not and say we did?]
Norm: It'll have to be drawn in chalkzone! Besides, do you think anything made of chalk would be able to beat that thing?
DanMat6288: Do you have to bash my every idea?
Norm: No. Just the stupid ones. And they're all stupid.
DanMat6288: [flattly] I'll take that as a yes.
[Toast: No.]
Voice: Do you think the thing is invaluable to magic? Some how, I don't think so.
All: TIMMY TURNER!?
[Pan toward the door to see Timmy.]
DanMat6288: What are you doing here?
[Pule: (Timmy) Looking for a better script.]
Timmy: I was reading the progress of this fan-fic, and, when Otto said that speech to his coworkers, we thought we should I don’t know do something?
[Charity: Or at least leave the film altogetheer.]
Even thou he said a lot of mean stuff about our network.
[Toast: Dude, he was controlled by Zim999.]
And we thought we should pay Cartoon Network back for getting us back from the clutches of Les Wolfe. Even thou we didn’t want to.
[Loud: BECAUSE THEY'RE BUSY RIGHT NOW.]
Our group is just outside.
Meanwhile at CN studios. The hero’s just got back.
Dexter:"All guys, to control room I had put in."
They run to a room where the doors say 'Do not enter'.
[Pule: What? They never read anymore?]
[Toast: Personally, dude, they don't care.]
D,O&S take out there ID cards & slide them though a lock, the doors open to reveal a control room with alot of desks. Each desk has the shows logo on it. Everyone sits at there desks.
Dexter:"Now takes out your keys."
[Toast: Your real keys!]
Everyone takes out a key & plugs it into a spot.
Dexter:"Wait, before anyone turns there key. Disconnect from the dungeon!!!!!!"
[Charity: (Cow) We got a dungeon?]
Chicken:"Disconeckting from dungeon."
Dexter:"NOW TURN YOUR KEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone dose.
[Pule: Oh no. They got the keys to the piano by mistake.]
Outside the studio. Giant treads come out from under it.
Back inside.
Dexter:"Now switch to flight mode."
Chicken:"Switching to flight mode."
Outside.
The studio starts to fly.
Inside.
Dexter:"Now on to WB studios."
[Loud: ON TO WB STUDIOS. THAT IS POINTLESS.]
Back to the villains.
Wayne:"So a Kid with fairies is here, big deal. Right about now Dr. K & his robots are moping the studio lot with that Billy Hatcher robot."
Just then Dr. K & his robots crash in.
Wayne:"Should'nt you guys be fighting?"
Dr. K:"Agist a flying studio?"
[Charity: (Dr. K) What are you? Nuts?]
Wayne:"What???????!!!!!!!!!!"
Dr. K:"The CN stars are here."
Just then the Billy Hatcher robot crashes though the roof.
Norm, Axle, DanMat6288, Rita, Runt run out cause they think it might get ugly & they’re big chickens.
[Pule: Not really. They are being controlled by Zim999.]
Zim:(VO)"-1's back?????!!!!!!!!!"
Tak:(VO)"And he's stronger."
Zim:(VO)"Well this worked before, it might work again."
He hits the Hatch cry button. The robot doses the same thing.
Robot Billy:"LOOK-A-DOOLDE-DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Loud: STOP SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT. NO ONE SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!]
The beam hits -1 & the 15 exps pop out of him.
Dr. Hamsterveil:"They split again. Well your stupid laptop won't work time, -1 can not be destroyed."
Timmy:"Well why do you think I'm here.
[Toast: We're wondering about that ourselves.]
Cosmo, Wanda."
The fairies appear.
Timmy:"I wish -1 was sent to.....now what's a place no one can get out ever?"
Zim: (VO)"Try the nightmare world in Dib's head, no one can get out of that."
[Loud: UNLESS YOU SNAPPED IN AND OUT OF THERE LIKE DIB.]
Timmy:"You heard him & make sure he can never come back."
[Pule: (Timmy) At least, until we make a better CCC III.]
The wands glow. -1 disappears forever.
Buddy:"NOOOOOOOOO, NOW HE'S GONE FOR GOOD!!!!!!!!"
Zim blasts Buddy & the bluebird with the CDI.
[Charity: That was stupid.]
Zim:(VO)"Jerks."
Just then all the CN stars burst in, in their Duel Monster forms.
Dedede:"NO, NO, NO, WHAT'S NEXT?????????!!!!!!!!!!!
[Toast: The next episode of MacGyver, of course.]
The Massive is now over the studio.
The real Tallests, the Conical Woman & a bunch of Invaders are beamed down. The clone twins are tied up next to them.
Escargoon:"You & your big beck."
[Loud: "BECK"? TED DAWSON IS HERE?]
[Charity: Too late to save the film.]
Zim: (VO)"Sirs your back."
Red:"Of course."
Purple:"The Tallests the clones got rid of were robots."
[Charity: Does that sentence even makes sense?]
Zim: (VO)"Good one. THIS IS FOR IMPERSERNATEING MY LEADERS AND FOR CALLING ME A MORON!!!!!!!!!"
[Toast: Dude, how did he know? Did he read the script? That is in the trash?]
He blasts the clone twins with the CDI as well.
Zim's team gets out of the robot & walk over the Tallests. Zim is still wearing the Billy Hatcher outfit.
Zim:"So where were you when they got rid of the robot Tallests?"
Red:"The snack bar."
[Pule: Oh yeah. That's obvious.]
Zim:"Ok, how did you know they would come back, so you could get the robots ready?"
Purple:"We knew those dummies would be back after you beaten them, so we set up those robots."
[Pule: For decomposing.]
Zim:"Ok, when you & the clones were caught together & I'm sure you were. (R&P nod) How could everyone else you apart from them?"
Red:"Simple, someone wise asked 'What did you do in Impending Doom 1?'
[Charity: He hops.]
They said you won the war for us. But everyone knows you almost destroyed Irk."
Zim:"Yeah, I got cared away.
[Loud: ZIM NEVER CARES.]
But how can I be sure you’re the real Tallests & not the clone bros. And I did'nt just zap the real Tallests into the Internet? Let me see your copyright."
[Toast: (Tallest) No.]
R&P each put out a hand, Zim gets his micro goggles out of pocket & puts them on. He looks at there hands.
Zim: (looks at Red's head)"Hmmmmm.....Copyright Jhonen Vasquez. You’re the Real Red. (Looks at Purple's hand) Copyright Jhonen Vasquez. You’re the real Purple. Clones can never copy copyrights."
[Toast: Dude, that never makes sense.]
[Charity: Nothing ever is.]
He takes his goggles off & puts them back in his pocket. He nods at R&P and they nod back.
Dexter:"Well we got the all villains expect Shredder, Hun & the dMp."
The said villains are pushed into the scene, in a giant ice cube. The mice walk in still big & dressed as the Kaibas.
Brain:"You were saying."
Red:"Ok then. Bring those two aboard the Massive."
[Pule: Hello? Are the villains supposed to be fighting? This is the worthless fight scene ever.]
Half of the Invaders are beamed aboard the Massive with Gantu & Dr. Hamsterviel.
Dr. Hamsterviel:"I'll get you for this Zim!!!!!!!!!! I'll get you for this!!!!!!!!"
Purple:"Now what about the Fox Box villains?"
Dexter:"Don't worry, we have a spot for them."
[Loud: IN HECK.]
Red:"OK, but what about the rest of the exps. that haven’t been found?"
Zim:"Allow me sirs."
He walks into the middle.
Zim:"FREE INVADER ZIM DVDS & THERE NOT BOOTLEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Charity: No one's ever going to fall for that.]
The rest of the exps. storm in & show up.
[Charity: I spoke too soon.]
Red:"Good work. Get them on the ship."
The rest of the Invaders get the all the exps., Lilo, Jumba, Pleacky & the Conical Woman back to the ship.
Dexter:"Come on guys, we have plans for these villains. Hey Zim, would you give us a hand?"
[All: (applauds)]
[Loud: THAT WAS POINTLESS.]
Zim:"Sure, but I might need some help."
He turns to his team. Gir, Skoodge, Tenn, Tak & Mimi smile.
[Pule: Eeew! Ugly smiles!]
Right before Zim's team goes back to the robot.
Zim:"Sirs good luck getting the exps. back to Hawaii."
R&P:"Thanks."
There beamed up.
Dexter:"Alright guys let's move the stuido back to where it was."
[Pule: Actually, it is where it was.]
The CN stars leave with the Fox Box villains; Zim's team follows them in the robot Billy Hatcher.
Timmy:"Well our work here is done, let's go."
Pinky:"Hey Timmy, what about your group? We didn't get a change to see them. Zort."
Timmy:"Oh,
[Toast: (Timmy) Uh, they went to get donuts.
there was no group, just me & my fairies. I only said that to out number the bad guys. Let's go."
Timmy & his fairies disappear in a cloud of smoke.
Yakko:"Well everything is back to the way it was."
Brain:"Uhhhhh...not quite."
[All: D'oh!]
Wakko:"What do you mean?"
Pinky:"When Plots saw the war going on, he fainted & now’s he's in a coma."
[Loud: HE WOULD SEE THE RATINGS FOR ANY SHOW WB MAKES AND HE GOES INTO A COMA. AND THAT BECAUSE OF THE GOOD SHOWS.]
Brain:"Until he wakes up the next smartest guy is in charge."
Dot:"Which is?"
Brain:"Me."
[All: (laughing)]
The Warners just stand there.
Brain:"Don't worry we won't do anything to you. I just want to get rid of some certain films."
[Loud: LIKE THIS ONE.]
Yakko:"We know what your thinking, can we join you?"
Brain:"Might as well. You guys hated it as much as I did, let's go."
[All: So do we. Can we destroy this film?]
They go to the film vaults.
Meanwhile at CN studios, witch is back where it was.
We see the underground dungeon.
The FoxBox villains are being put in there by Zim, Gir, Skoodge, Tenn, Tak, Mimi, Grim & Hector. Zim is still in the Billy Hatcher outfit.
Zim:"Alright here are the cells Dexter gave you. Wanye your in the cell with Mandark with monkey guards Hacha Chacha & Cuncha Muncha. Dr. Eggman you the get cell with the Red Guy with guards Ojo Tango & Bonzo Bango. Shredder & Hun you the cell with the Ed, Edd & Eddy brats with guards Chachang Chachang & Rolo Ovo. King Dedede & Escargoon you get the cell with the Couarge villains with guards Baboon Kaboom & Bla Bla Bla Bla. The dMp you get the cell with the Sheep villains with guards Pappy Wappy & Wakko Smako. Dr. K you get the cell with the Yogmen twins with guards Hota Wata (who is in a hot tub on wheels) & Rocko Socko. The Kids Next Door cell is jammed packed with guards the Go-Go Potrollieo monkeys & the Flying Spit team. And don’t even try to get out, the main door is being guarded by Killa Drilla, Kooky Kongo, Achy Breacky, Beatum Cheatum & Smashy Washy."
[Charity: Well, they could escaped by the next movie.]
[Pule: Oh, brother.]
The villains are then put in the cells. Zim, Gir, Skoodge, Tenn, Tak & Mimi then go upstairs, to see the CN stars who are there normal selves. Also to find Dib & Gaz.
Zim:"I know you guys had to leave Fl. early, but look on the bright side.
[Pule: The movie's almost over.]
The exps. are back in Hawaii, Hamsterveil & Gantu are in the space jail, the Fox Box villains are in your dungeon, the loser villains are stuck in the internet, & Pinky & the Brain are in charge of the WB lot & there going to get rid of all the bad films. And if you want to know what happed to -1's tail,
[Toast: Forget it.]
I have it & will destroy it later."
Everyone smiles.
[Loud: UGH! NO MORE UGLY SMILES!]
Zim:"SO NOW LET'S PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"
He plugs in a NIN CD the song 'Head Like A Hole' starts to play, everyone starts to dance crazy.
[Pule: Who's lucky if they ever work in town again.]
Jess Harnell: Wakko Warner, Do Wah
[Loud: DO WAH? WHAT THE HECK IS A DO WAH?]
Tress MacNeille: Dot Warner
DanMat6288: Himself
[Pule: That's a Mary Sue if I ever saw one.]
Richard Steven Horvitz: Invader Zim
Zim999: Himself
Toast: And another author is born.]
Rosearik Rikki Simons: Gir
[Charity: What's with it with Zim characters and long names?]
Kevin Michael Richardson: Captain Gantu, Combo
Jeff Glen Bennett: Dr. Hamsterviel, Ace, Big Billy, Grubber, Baloney the dinosaur, Johnny Bravo.
Jim Cummings: Buddy, Fuzzy Lumpkins
[Pule: Both die in a mysterious parachute accident.]
Frank Welker: Thaddeus Plotz, Runt
Bernadette Peters: Rita
Wally Wingert: Tallest Red
Kevin McDonald: Tallest Purple, Mr. Pleakley
[Toast: Oh, remember these guys? These guys were great.]
Zoe Caldwell: Grand Councilwoman
[Charity: Uh...]
Pamela Segall: Otto Osworth
Christine Cavanugh: Dexter
Pamela Hayden: Sherman
Mark Hamill: Larry 3000
Bobby Block: Robot Jones
E.G. Daily: Buttercup, Double
Roger L. Jackson: Mojo Jojo
[Pule: To be honest, test audience weren't thrilled with this guy.]
Tom Kane: Him
[Loud: AN ACTOR NAMED HIM?]
Tom Kenny: Lil Arturo, Snake, Wayne Cramp
Daveigh Chase: Lilo
Chris Sanders: Stitch, Perfect/Experiment -1
[Pule: Oh yeah. This movie is -1, all right.]
Ted Lewis: Escargoon
Richard Yearwood: King Dedede
Adam Blaustein: Dr. K
[Toast: Dr. Klumsy?]
Eric Stuart: Dial Bolic
Scottie Ray: Shredder
[Charity: Oh yeah. I want to be put this movie in the shredder.]
Mike Pollock: Dr. Eggman
Liliana Mumy: Myrtle
[Loud: HOW COME SHE DIDN'T GET A MAJOR ROLE IN THIS?]
[Pule: Low budget?]
Kunewa Mook: Dance Instructor
Charlie Schlatter: B-bop-A-Luna
[Toast: Dude, that word made no sense.]
Ted Raimi: Invader Skoodge
Kerri Kenney: Invader Tenn
Olivia d'abo: Tak
Greg Carey: Hun
[Pule: And no Attila in sight, thank goodness.]
Maurice LaMarche: The Brain
Kath Soucie: Trouble
[Charity: Yep. This movie is it.]
David Ogden Stiers: Jumba
Lauren Tom: Numbah 3
Tony Sampson: Eddy
Samuel Vincent: Edd
Matt Hill: Ed
[Loud: AN ACTOR NAMED ED?]
[Others: (giggle)]
Kathryn Cressida: Dee-Dee
Charlie Adler: Cow, Chicken, I.R. Baboon
Michael Dorn: I Am Weasel
Kevin Seal: Sheep
Kyle Sullivan: Socks
Myles Jeffrey: Cubey
Gary LeRoi Gray: Mitch
Grey DeLisle: Shannon
[Pule: Special but unknown guest stars.]
[Toast: Dude, how can you have guest stars in a movie?]
Benjamin Diskin: Numbahs 1+2
Dee Bradley Baker: Numbah 4
Cree Summer: Numbah 5
June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel
Keith Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Mr. Peabody
[Charity: Didn't the guy who voiced these two dead?]
[Toast: Hey, who isn't anymore?]
Norm MacDonald: Himself
Eddie Murphy: Axel Foley
Jhonen Vasquez: Zim's computer
[Pule: Movie's over. Let's leave.]
(The four got up from their seats and leave the theater. We go through the door sequence again and return to the main room of the ship.]
Charity: Man, what a weird film. Especially since it's our first non-H one.
Toast: Dude, it was okay, but I dislike the Nick bashing.
Pule: Me too. I dread to see what the sequel's like.
Loud: Tell me about it. (The Mad sign flashes) Stalin's calling.
(Cut back to Base 16.)
Stalin: So, how did you "enjoy" your first time of watching a non-H! film?
(Cut back to the Satellite of Time.)
Toast: Dude, I don't like the Nick bashing.
Charity: So do we. I'm not happy.
Loud: WELL, IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE US CRAZY WITH IT, IT DIDN'T WORK.
(Cut back to Base 16.)
Froggo: Told ya, Uncle Joe.
Stalin: (angrily) Stop that! (to camera) Well, you better rest because I am planning on sending more non-H! films in the future! I will find one to drive you insane! And then, with it, I will rule the world!
(As Froggo watches, Stalin laughs madly. Pepper came out of nowhere and shrieks madly.)
Pepper: It's you! It's really you! I finally meet you at last! Can I please, oh please have your autograph?!
Stalin: (annoyed) Oh, all right.
(Stalin signs autograph book and gave it back.)
Pepper: Oh, thank you so much! (looks in book and then gets annoyed) Hey! You aren't Dr. Forrester!
Stalin: (annoyed) Boys!
(KGB agents arrived and dragged Pepper away, with her screaming. Stalin smirks.)
Stalin: Well, that's evil. Push the button, Froggo.
Froggo: Doing so, Uncle Joe.
Stalin: (yelling) Don't called me...
(Froggo pushed the button and we fade out before Stalin finishes. We now go through the credits as the story comes to an end. We can also hear the end music as well.)
The End
CREDITS
directed by: JUSSONIC
produced by: JUSSONIC
written by: JUSSONIC
board owned by: NORUNG
featuring
toast: TRESS MACNEILLE
charity bazaar: LARAINE NEWMAN
loud kiddington: CODY RUEGGER
pule houser: FRANK WELKER
also featuring
tv's froggo: NATHAN RUEGGER
joseph stalin: MAURICE LAMARCHE
guest-starring
invader zim: RICHARD STEVEN HORVITZ
comic book guy: HANK AZARIA
jay sherman: JON LORVITZ
gir: ROSEARIK RIKKI SIMONS
himself: ZIM999
pepper mills: TRESS MACNEILLE
Stinger
Fuzzy creature #1: I'm Double!
Fuzzy creature #2: I'm Trouble!
Double: And together we are...
Double/Trouble: The Clone Bros!
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This is my first attempt of parodying a non-H! film. I may do another in the future. Check this out and enjoyed!