{Opens at Mr Plotz's office with Plotz and Sammy}
Plotz: I tell you, you can only milk Histeria saving the world 20 times over for so long before the rerun ratings drop! Either you milk them back up, or you're through!
Announcer voice: In 2004, the most mocked of all Histerians....was given a chance to save his job.
{Cut to Sammy in the studio, hearing a voice}
Voice:{Like Pirates of the Carribean's Davy Jones}Do you fear....unemployment? All your failures as an entertainer laid bare...all your lack of creativity finally punished?
{Cut to Sammy looking over a paper}
Voice: I offer you the chance to delay the judgement of your lack of talent....3 years before the mast! Will ye serve?{Sammy signs it}
Announcer's voice: Now, his job standing is up...but he's about to go down.
{Cut to Sammy seeing a black mark on his hand}
Sammy: Oh, bugger...
Davy Jones voice:{Voice spoken over various clips}You've been able to keep your job and keep ratings up for 3 years! That was the agreement!
{Cut to Sammy trembling}
Sammy: Technically, I never got credit for keeping ratings up....or anything else.
Voice: Then you were a poor keeper of your job, but my divine providence was the only logical thing that kept it, nonetheless!
Sammy: You know, you're already taking my soul, shouldn't that be more than enough for you instead of more insults?
Voice: You'd think so, but no!
Announcers voice: And now, his only hope to save him from a fate worse than death....is his employees.{Shot of the Histerians}
Sammy:{Pause}So, will I at least get a comfy bed in this locker place?
Announcer: Bill Nighy guest stars in...."Saving Mr Melman" Coming quite shortly...
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