(Prolouge)

(Up in the skies of Neo Earth, some airships are heading towards the Chrome Dome Empire. Inside the airships were none other than the Neo Masters of Evil while the Overlord was in the middle airship, sitting in the throne of the ship)

???: So how much longer until we arrive over at the Chrome Dome Empire Professor Monkey-For-A-Head?

Professor Monkey-For-A-Head: (at control console) Do not worry Overlord. We are almost near our destination. I just have to set the coordinates and we'll be there soon.

Monkey Professor-For-A-Head: (monkey noises)

Professor Monkey-For-A-Head: (to Monkey Professor-For-A-Head) Alright, WE! You happy now?

Oogie: (looks at Overlord) Uh, quick question, almighty one. Why are we going to the Chrome Dome Empire anyway? It's only full of bald guys who want the world bald!

???: Many of the soldiers in the Chrome Dome Empire have their own unique powers, or Fists, that left entire cities at their mercy.

Blackheart: But do we really need bald creeps on our side?

???: Don't worry Blackheart, their empire is strong enough to rival that of any criminal organization.

(The overlord then smirks)

???: (smirking) Also, I don't think that they have been getting the reputation that they deserved for so long. It would be a shame to let their power go to waste, right?

(The overlord then chuckles evilly as Reala smirks in the back of the ship)

Reala: (smirking) Oh how right you are, my overlord. And it will also be more fun...

(Reala then reveals that near him in a corner, Spongebob Squarepants is tied up, scared out of his wits. Reala then makes his eyes look toward Spongebob, making him more nervous)

Reala: (smirking) ...Now that we have a hostage in our hands.

Spongebob: Um, you guys aren't planning to do anything...(gulp) Drastic, are you?

Grodus: Oh, no, my dear invertibrate...we won't do anything to harm your spongey being. Not unless your pathetic friends come to rescue you, of course.

Spongebob: (Nervous laugh) Oh, okay.

Hades: So just relax, enjoy the trip, and...(gets into Spongebob's face) Don't get any bright ideas.

Spongebob: Y-y-yes, sir.

(Season 2 OP 1: Cartoon Heroes by Agua)

As the music plays, we see the title Hero League Z light up at the first three beats. We then see what is a parody of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Sonic X, Kingdom Hearts, Darkstalkers, Marvel, Donkey Kong, Mario, Psychonauts, Earthworm Jim, Beetlejuice, Megaman X, Disney, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Shrek, and many more. We then see the Hero League Z, flying in the sky with Captain Battleship standing on the roof of it. Then the screen goes inside the ship, where the members of Hero League Z are going around the ship, doing their own business while then a red alarm sound goes off as lots of NMoE ships start flying toward the carrier. Then as Hero League Z all get on the roof of the carrier, they then jump towards the enemy ships. Then the screen changes to Shrek punching through a brigade of robots with Donkey headbutting some Nobodies and Puss in Boots sword-fighting with some pirates. Then we see Spyro with Sparx flying over some Orcs and using his fire breath to burn them all to bits. Then we see Crash Bandicoot on top of Donkey Kong as they do their spin moves at the same time to blow away some robots. Then we see Earthworm Jim, now with Princess Whats-Her-Name, Peter Puppy and Snott, flying on the pocket rocket, taking out some rouge aliens. Then we see the Winnie the Pooh using their abbilities to solve a puzzel and open a gate. Then we see Captain Battleship jump into the air and use his nose hairs to destroy a large airship, then Battleship lands back on the Hero League Z Carrier in front of the rest of Hero League Z. Then the screen fades black)

Hero League Z Special 3: Villains, Bald Bad Guys... And A Wedding?

Professor Monkey-For-A-Head: (to Overlord) Sir, we're just arriving at the Chrome Dome Empire.

???: Good. Czar Baldy Bald the Fourth should probably be expecting us.

Spongebob: (nervous) Uh... I know that I'm a hostage here, but out of curiosity, why is the guy expecting us?

???: I sent him a notice about our arrival. I would also like to strike a deal with him.

Psycrow: We're about to land near the base. One of his Bald grunts is going to lead us to the Czar.

(The airship then lands at the entrance to the Chrome Dome Empire's main base. A bald soldier walks out of the door and goes toward the ship. There, the Neo Masters of Evil's members (Reala dragging Spongebob out) come out of the ship and go towards the soldier who then salutes)

Bald soldier: I see you have arrived on schedule. The Czar is inside on the top floor. Please follow me.

Ursula: Much obliged, dearie.

Oogie: (Shaking some dice) Oooh, I hope this Czar Baldy-Bald guy's a gamblin' man.

Radcliffe: What makes you so sure he likes to gamble?

Oogie: Doesn't everyone like to gamble?

Evil the Cat: No, not really.

Scar: (Looking around) I must say, this Czar has good taste in decor...

Maleficent: Hopefully, he'll have BETTER taste in dominating the heroes, whether they be the Neo Z Fighters, Outsiders, Justice Guardians, OR Hero League Z.

Things are looking interesting so far. And the villains are gonna have a wedding, which they hope none of the hero groups come (which I bet they will...maybe). Anyway, continue on.

(The bald soldier then leads the Neo Masters of Evil inside the fortress, going through the hallways to the top floor via a rolling staircase. After they got to the top, the bald soldier stops at a large door. Back at the rolling stairs, Reala was just got to the top while dragging Spongebob up the stairs, who seemed a bit tuckered out)

Spongebob: (tired) breathes heavily Hoo! ...Are there yet? My legs are tired!

Reala: (sees the others at the large gate) Yes we are there. Now don't complain or I will have to personally plan your execution.

Spongebob: (eyes widen while looking very horrified) Y-y-yes s-s-s-s-sir!

Bald soldier: (at gate) Here we are. This door leads to Master Czar Baldy-Bald's throne room.

Psycrow: About time! Going up all those stairs were a pain! Couldn't you guys have made an elevator?

Bald soldier: Sorry, but the elevator is for authorized personal of the Chrome Dome Empire only. The stairs are the only thing available to visitors.

Usagi: (stress mark) That's a lousy rule!

Captain Crook: (sweatdrops) The things villains come up with these days...

Odin Bakoutsu: (likewise with Crook) You said it.

(The bald soldier then walks out to an elevator as the gates opened, revealing a large room with a long rug leading to a throne. As the Neo Masters of Evil, Reala dragging Spongebob, they got a closer look to see someone on the throne. The figure was of course bald, but had a red japanese symbol on his forehead, purple armor with gold, spiked shoulder pads, gold elbow pads, and gold knee pads. He also had red pointed shoes. He was sitting with one leg on the other as he saw the villains come in)

Figure: I see you've arrived on time.

???: Well we had to make sure this meeting took place at the correct time or things won't go as planned. I appreciate you waiting... Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th.

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: (smirks) I see. So what are you here for anyway? It's not often that a team of villains would come looking for the Chrome Dome Empire's help.

Maleficent: That isn't the matter. We're here to enlist your aid in our group.

Queen Slug-For-A-Butt: So that we can crush all of those who are in our way!

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: So what you're asking is for a union in our two empires?

Jafar: That would be what we are saying.

(The Czar then closes his eyes for a moment, and then reopens them)

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: Don't think that uniting two empires when it comes to the Chrome Dome Empire is easy.

Oogie: What do you mean by "not easy?"

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: I'll explain. (looks to the side) Octopus Carl!

(Then a small, pink octopus-like creature wiggles up to the Czar)

Octopus Carl: Yes your highness?

Ursula: (sweatdrops at Octopus Carl) THAT'S supposed to be an octopus?

Usagi: (sweatdrops as well) Creepy...

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: (to Octopus Carl) Get out the rule book.

Octopus Carl: Yes sir!

(Then Octopus Carl goes up to what looks like a huge safe and enters a code down at his level at the wall. Then the gate opens to reveal a book called "Chrome Dome Empire Law Book" in a glass case)

Octopus Carl is kinda creepy. And I hate to see what the rules are. Continue on. I can't wait for more.

(Beeping sounds)

Hades: Hey, uno momento, Tentacle Boy. I gotta take this call.

Octopus Carl: But of course.

Hades: (Takes out a cell phone and answers it) Hades, Lord of the Dead, how ya doin? (Silence) Alright, just a sec. (To Grodus) It's for you, Domehead.

Grodus: (Irritated) I'll be sure to ignore that. (Takes cellphone) Hello? ...Oh, Lord Crump! How did you expedition to El Dorado go? ...Good news and bad news, you say...Alright, give me the bad news first...WHAT?! You failed to destroy El Dorado?! ...It BETTER be good, for your sake...Ahh, Bellamy the Hyena, eh? You found him? Good. We'll come by El Dorado and pick you and the X-Nauts up. ...Even BETTER news? ...GAAAK ACK ACK ACK ACK!! That's WONDERFUL, Crump! That's the best news you've given me all day! ...Yes, you're welcome. We shall see you soon. (Hangs up and gives the phone back to Hades)

Hades: So what did the old Crump-A-Bomber want?

Grodus: He failed to destroy El Dorado, but he managed to find the body of Bellamy the Hyena.

???: Ahh, so we'll have another recruit to help us.

Grodus: What's more, he learned that the Neo Justice Guardians have disbanned!

Maleficent: Interesting...I wonder why they decided to step down?

Grodus: He told me that their leader couldn't take the strain of battle any longer, and decided to go back to ring fighting. Only a few of the members decided to step away from fighting. According to him, the two Keybladers, the rooster, and the experiments all decided to retire and try to live simpler lives. The 'Ween Country denizens also warped back to their world to aid in the rebuilding process.

Jafar: And the rest?

Grodus: As we speak, their 2nd-in-Command is shuttling the rest of what was left of the team to try and find Hero League Z.

Zira: Should we stop them?

???: I wouldn't bother, Zira. Let the heroes join Hero League Z; it won't help them one bit.

King K. Rool: Now that all of THAT is settled...Octopus Carl, sir, the rules?

Octopus Carl: You got it! (Opens the glass case and takes the lawbook)

Spongebob: (as Octopus Carl gave the lawbook to Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th) to himself Wow... I feel sorry for the guys. They seemed like a nice group.

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: (opens book) Okay now. Page 107, section 5, subsection 3: The Chrome Dome Empire cannot be allied with another empire unless certain conditions are met.

Scar: And they are?

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: Condition 1: The empire wanting a union is one of great power and desires to conquer the world and those who appose them.

Psycrow: We have that.

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: Condition 2: Both empires have powerful members in them that are able to crush those in their way.

Professor Monkey-For-A-Head: Check.

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: Condition 3: Both empires have leaders who rule with an iron fist.

???: Can you get to the point?

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: And condition 4: ...One member from each of the two empires must be engaged in marriage.

Villains: (from NMoE except for the High Command) SAY WHAT?!?!

Spongebob: (happy) Oh I LOVE marriages! They're so romantic and sweet!

Oogie: (Whacks Spongebob in the back of the head) Shuddup, Cheese Wedge!

Spongebob: Hey! I'm no Cheese Wedge!

???: ...Interesting fourth condition...

Scar: But why on earth do two members of the empires need to be married in order for the alliances to be formed?

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: The reason is because it is how the Chrome Dome Empire started in the first place.

Octopus Carl: By the very first Czar and his wife.

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: When they got married, this only started out as a kingdom...

Octopus Carl: But then more loyal and powerful subjects came to their presence to become great servants of the two rulers.

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: Soon more marriages came and more numbers of powerful Fist Users came to become great soldiers.

Octopus Carl: Soon the kingdom became the empire we know today.

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: Many years of this soon made the Chrome Dome Empire the largest empire known to man.

Octopus Carl: And this has been this way with the first three Czars.

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: And this Czar...

Octopus Carl: Shall be...

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: No different.

Hades: Woahwoahwoahwoahwoah, hold up a minute. You're saying that someone from OUR side has to marry someone on YOUR side?

Octopus Carl: Pretty much, yes.

Psycrow: So we just hitch one of OUR singles...

Captain Hook: To one of YOUR singles...

Sark: And both of our alliances will be joined together?

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: Precisely.

Evil the Cat: Sounds fair enough to me.

Dr. Cortex: Likewise. So it's agreed, one of us will marry one of you, and we'll be the evilest alliance in the history of mankind!

Grodus: Wait a minute, Cortex...(to Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th) Who do we need to marry specifically?

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: Actually, you pretty much have to pick someone from your empire first.

Octopus Carl: So that way, your single can pick someone to marry on his or her choice.

Maleficent: Very well. We shall choose the proper soulmate for one of your finest men. Now, excuse us a moment...

(The Neo Masters of Evil huddle together)

Ursula: So, who feels like getting hitched, hmm?

Oogie: I'm sure at least ONE of you lovely ladies wants to size up with a Chrome Dome man!

Usagi: Count me out! I'd rather NOT get married right now...

Queen Slug-For-A-Butt: Me neither...I'm a widower.

Malice: Perhaps I will go for us.

(The others looked shocked)

Psycrow: You sure about that, kiddo? Gettin' married ain't exactly a hop, skip, and a jump, y'know.

Malice: I understand, Psycrow. But if it is for the good of the Neo Masters of Evil, I will step forward and ascend the alter in our name.

Hades: You got guts, kid.

Skurvy: Aye, a brave lass ye be.

(The huddle is broken as the villains face Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th)

Skurvy: Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th! In the name of the Neo Masters of Evil, we've elected lady Malice to be the bride of one of your finest men!

Octopus Carl: Splendid! Now, we must show you some of the finest fist users our empire has to offer!

Malice: (Smiles wickedly) Being them on...

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: (gets off the throne) Now let me just get the men ready. goes up to a speaker and presses the button on it Attention all Chrome Dome Empire soldiers, there shall be an inspection today for someone to choose her husband in a few minutes. Please meet up in the grand hall so the inspection can go as planned. That is all. shuts off speaker

Ocotopus Carl: Now if everyone will follow us, the grand hall is just this way.

(Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th and Octopus Carl then start walking out of the room with the NMoE following. Reala was just about to drag Spongebob before the invertibrate held up his hands)

Spongebob: (holding up hands) I think I can walk at the moment right now sir.

(So then Reala, this time not dragging Spongebob but letting him walk while handcuffed so that he doesn't excape, follows the villains to the grand hall)

(Later at the grand hall)

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: (stops at balcony) Well Malice, here are all the choices you can find in the Chrome Dome Empire. (shows the many, many, many male soldiers, all lined up in a row)

Usagi: (eyes wide) That's a lot of guys!

Spongebob: (looks at lines with a raised eyebrow) to himself Hm... Something seems to be out of order here...

Radcliffe: These ALL seem to be sturdy suitors for Malice.

Psycrow: But the question is, which one do we pick?

Malice: You mean which one do I pick, Psycrow. And I want a man that's like me; cold, ruthless, menacing to the face of do-gooders...I need someone who is of my personality!

Ursula: Oooh, a woman after my own heart!

Thrantos: Hmph. If she wanted someone of THAT demeanor, she should've married me.

Hades: No-can-do, squirt. If we wanna join forces with these Shiny-Skulled supermen, Malice-of-the-Palace here has to marry one of THEM, not one of us.

Malice: Hades?

Hades: Yo, what's up, chicky-poo?

Malice: Shut up.

Hades (Cringes) Geesh, lighten up, will ya? (To Usagi) Personally, I think YOU should've stepped forward. At least YOU can take a joke.

Usagi: Fat chance...

Dr. Cortex: So, if anyone is of Malice's description, please step forward now!

(several kinds of chatter are heard from the suitors, while Spongebob then notices something)

Spongebob: Uh guys? Though I'm still a hostage, does anyone of you notice that's there's one person missing?

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: What?

(Then the villains looked at where Spongebob saw and, actually, there was one person missing!)

Octopus Carl: That's odd. Shouldn't everyone be here in the grand hall?

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: Must be Lambada.

???: Lambada?

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: He's one of the Chrome Dome Empire who doesn't take much orders.

Malice: Really?

Spongebob: That must be why he isn't there.

Ursula: Where can we find him?

Octopus Carl: From what I bet, the training room. He usually tests out his Fist of Polygons there so he can put them up to the top.

Captain Hook: Should we go see him?

Reala: That must be a good plan.

Eggman Nega: Sounds like this Lambada fellow's a real fighter.

Octopus: Not only that, he's regarded as the fiercest, coldest, most menacing member of the Chrome Dome Empire.

???: Veeery interesting. Malice? Do you agree?

Malice: Most definately, Overlord...most definately...

King K. Rool: Let's just hope he's polite...after all, he WILL be talking to a king!

Skurvy: Aye, and he be talkin' to the scurvist seadog that ever sailed the seven seas as well!

(Then the villains went off to the training room. Now just as they opened the door, a huge spike with what looks like a dummy of Bobobo being skewered with it flew just above them and hit the wall. The spike then faded into polygons as the dummy fell to the ground)

Spongebob: (scared from what happened) Yike!

Maleficent: (looks at the dummy while smirking) How interesting.

(The villains then went inside to see what looks like a teenage boy wearing a purple short-sleeved shirt with some white spikes at the end of the sleeves, a yellow scarf-like neck on his shirt, one yellow bracelet ring on his left arm and three on his right arm, a yellow hat-like thing with two yellow dots, yellow straps with red squares on his shirt, purple pants, and white boots. The boy was just slicing another Bobobo dummy with what looks like a spike in place of his arm. The spike then returned to normal as the boy crossed his arms)

Boy: (without turning) What is it you want Czar? I'm busy here.

Grodus: (looks at the others) Rude, isn't he?

Octopus Carl: (looks at Grodus) That's Lambada for you.

Things are getting more interesting right now. Here's to the next posts about to come...hopefully.

Oogie: Now lookee here, boy, we got us a proposition for ya.

Lambada: (While training) What kind of proposition?

Grodus: A proposition of love.

Lambada: (Stops training) ...Go on.

Mephistopheles: You see, we of the Neo Masters of Evil wish to unite ourselves with the Chrome Dome Empire. But in order to do so, one of our women must wed one of your men.

Lambada: And who's the floozy that's asking?

Malice: (Stepping forward) That "Floozy" would be me.

Psycrow: So whaddaya say, Lamabada? You up for marrying this pretty little thing, or what?

Lambada: Hmmm...

(Lambada starts looking Malice over, starting from the head to the feet, then back up again)

Lambada: (crosses arms) ...Alright then. I accept your terms.

Malice: You certainly make your decision quick. Any reason why?

Lambada: (looks at Malice) I see the ruthlessness in your eyes.

Malice: (smirks) Quite the gentleman, arn't you?

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: So it's settled then! We'll get the wedding to start soon, so everything must be well prepared.

Spongebob: Uh, quick question? I know that we gotten the bride and groom, but who's gonna be the rabbi?

(Then soon, all the villains looked at Spongebob, who then got nervous)

Spongebob: (nervous) Me and my big mouth...

Oogie: Your loss, Spongey Boy! Better practice your preachin', 'cause there's a wedding goin' on!

Spongebob: (Gets a determined look) Well, I for one am not gonna wed two lowlives like yourselves! I'm only gonna do that if there's ever another Neo Z Fighter wedding, or maybe a Hero League Z wedding, or...

Psycrow: (Holds his gun to Spongebob) You wanna keep going? 'Cause there's a laser blast with your name written on it if you keep going...

Spongebob: On second thought, why not? The Neo Z Fighters won't HATE me for it, anyway...(Mutters) Oooh, my butt's as good as kunai-skewered if Naruto hears about this...

(We then see Spongebob in the same spot he was before, but this time he's wearing a rabbi robe with glasses and a bible in front of him with Psycrow wearing a tuxedo, still aiming the blaster at his head)

Spongebob: (sweating) Forget kunai-skewered by Naruto, I might get sliced up by OVER if he finds out...

Psycrow: (still aiming ray gun at Spongebob) Keep quiet, Cheese Wedge, until the two lovebirds come up the lane for their weddin' bliss!

Spongebob: (eyes turned to Psycrow) From what I know, I bet they're probably getting ready. (gulps, then to himself) I certainly hope the Neo Z Fighters would still forgive me if this all goes out according to the bad guy's plan...

Hades: C'mon, of COURSE they'll hate you for this, Squarebob! Joining two villains together in holy matramony is a sure sign of betrayal. Better face facts and start writing up your will now, 'cause some of those Neo Z Punks are gonna tear you up good...

Cortex: Come now, Hades, I'm sure they'll be understanding of this invertibrate's actions...(smirks evily as he gets out a camera) Until the Neo Z Fighters see him performing the deed on video.

Evil the Cat: What's that you have there, Neo?

Cortex: Just a simple little video camera. I plan on recording this moment for future generations to see. That, and I also plan to send an extra copy of this along with the sponge when we finally release him once our demands are met.

Uka Uka: Brilliant plan, Cortex! For once, you're actually thinking clearly.

Mephiles: Silence! The bride and groom approach...

(As Mephiles says this, Malice and Lambada show up in dark-looking bride and groom outfits)

Spongebob: (Gulp) Nevermind being skewered or sliced...I'm probably as good as kicked out of the Neo Z Fighters after this...

(As Lambada and Malice go down the lane, Nutty the Heartless Weasel looked with some tears in his eyes)

Nutty: (making tears) To think, I have no heart, yet I produce tears...

Voice: Don't worry Nutty, it's a phase, it'll pass.

(Nutty turns to a female weasel who looks like Lula's vampiress form, but the eyes are a darker shade of purple instead of yellow)

Female Weasel: We Heartless tend to feel feelings at a certain time, but we learn to forget those feelings and throw them away.

Nutty: Right. Thank you Banshee. You certainly are better at being with the gang than Lula ever was!

Banshee: No problem. Now do be quiet, the wedding's about to officially begin.

(Like Banshee said, Malice and Lambada just gotten to the podium with Spongebob sweating nervously while Psycrow still points his ray gun at him)

Psycrow: (quietly to the sponge) Get readin'.

Spongebob: (gulps, then nervously reads) D-d-dearly b-beloved, we are g-g-gathered here today t-t-to unite these two... lovely villains in holy m-m-matrimony.

Psycrow: (pointing ray gun at spongebob, quietly) Keep goin'.

Spongebob: (gulps again, then reads) Do you, Lambada, t-t-take Malice to b-b-be your lawfully wedded... (gulp) wife?

Lambada: (smirks to scare the Spongebob) I do.

Spongebob: (gets scared and nervously turns to Malice) A-a-and do you, M-m-Malice take Lambada to be y-y-your lawfully wedded... (gulp) husband?

Malice: (does the same thing Lambada did) I do.

Spongebob: (gets awfully nervous as all the evil villains smirk at him) I now... p-p-p-pronounce you... m-m-m-man and w-w-w-wife...

Psycrow: (nudges the ray gun to the Spongebob, quietly, smirking) And?

Spongebob: (gets a guilty look) You may... kiss the bride...

(Then Lambada and Malice faced each other and then both kissed as both empires clapped their hands while Spongebob looks guilty)

Dr.Cortex: (finishing recording with the camera) And done!

The two villains sides watched as they looked at the ones about to be wed while Nutty frowned.

Nutty: Someone get me out of here!

Dodo: I thought you liked weddings.

Nutty: Not when I don't have Lula! So what if she's a traitor and she needs to be destroyed...I still miss her.

Judge Death: (rolls eyes) That's pathetic.

Smog: So I wonder who the flower girl, or in this case, the dead plant spraying girl's gonna be?

Malice: (looks behind) You may proceed.

The group then saw a female weasel in a black/blue zuit suit with an evil smile coming up to the alter, throwing dead flowers onto the ground, one nearly hitting Professor Monkey for a Head.

Professor Monkey for a Head: Hey!

As she continued, with both Lambada and Malice going down the aisle, the Heartless weasels looked concerned.

Slick: (notices) Hey, that girl seems familiar...where is she from anyway?

Psy-crow: They must have found that dame while we were getting the sponge to cooperate.

Spongebob: (notices) Wait a second, she looks like Sarah. Why is that?

Nutty: (confused) Huh?

He then looked as he saw the female weasel finishing the dead plant tossing before she noticed Nutty with the bride and groom going at each side.

Weasel: He-he-he. Well, well...you must be Nutty.

Nutty: Uh, you know Lula, right? Because you kinda look like her, except your zuit top's looking a little tight around the chest area.

Wize Guy: (slaps him) Nutty!

Weasel: You could say we were close once...at least until the Ba Sing Se incident.

Slick: (confused) Huh? What do you mean?

Weasel: You remember when Lula became a mortal? Well...her Heartless self separated from her and that Heartless had been wondering ever since, searching for a meaning. And that Heartless would have continued if not for Maleficent.

Maleficent: (smirks) I believe you have chosen a suitable form, Banshee.

Heartless Weasels: Banshee?

Nutty: Wasn't that the name I was originally gonna give Lula?

The female weasel, Banshee only smirked before she pulled Nutty's straight jacket and gave him a huge kiss on the lips.

Banshee: Does that answer your question?

Psy-Crow: Whoa! Dame alert there!

Cortex: (uses the camera) Shh! We're rolling!

Spongebob: (gulps) Uh, we're here together uh, today...to bond these two villains in holy-(realizes) I mean in evil matrimony.

Psy-Crow: (nudges him) Get to the "I dos" already, will you?

Malice: Now, now, don't push it. After all, Lambada and I do have to say our vows.

Sorry Jules, didn't know you made an entry! Yours looks better than mine here!

Oh my. I didn't know you were gonna post already. If I did, then I wouldn't bothered posting my part...although...if there was a way, perhaps we can combine our posts, okay?

Well I guess we could in a way, but we have to make one about the vows.

Okay. I'll deal with the vows part then, if that's okay with you.

Thanks Jules, you do that.

Malice: For this moment, it feels like we've known each other for years, despite recently meeting. I feel that we shall both be the most wondrous and most evil couple ever to have lived.

Lambada: My dear, I knew you'd say that. But this vow shall be one to end all vows: Knowing that we shall be together, we will rule this universe, and nothing, not even those so-called heroes of different members shall stop any of us.

Spongebob: (to himself) This is not good.

Psy-Crow: Get to "I dos" now, sponge!

He gulped before continuing the marriage between the villains.

Spongebob: (gulps before taking a look at the bible) Uh... D-d-do you, Lambada, t-t-take Malice to be your l-l-l-lawfully w-wedded and evil... (gulp) wife?

Lambada: I do.

Spongebob: (gulps again, then takes a look at Malice) And, d-d-d-do you, Malice, take Lambada t-t-to be your lawfully wedded and e-e-evil... (gulp) husband?

Malice: I do.

Spongebob: (starts sweating madly as Psycrow aims the ray gun at him) T-t-then I hereby p-p-pronounce you... You...

Psycrow: (nudges ray gun at him) Get on with it!

Spongebob: (quickly) I-hereby-pronounce-you-man-and-wife-you-may-kiss-the-bride.

(Then Malice and Lambada turn towards each other and the two kiss, making a cheer from the villains in the side chairs while Spongebob starts feeling guilty about what he did)

Cortex: (finishes rolling) And cut!

Spongebob: (guilty) What I have done?

Hades: (stands up and goes up to Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th) Well it looks like we made an alliance after all. I believe a party is needed for this little get-together!

Czar Baldy-Bald the 4th: Indeed. But I'm not much of a party-goer myself.

????: Then you're lucky I am.

(The villains then looked toward a seat in the row to see a purple, spike-haired man wearing some white armor with a purple chestplate on it. Next to him were two blonde girls, one wearing a robe and one wearing a bikini)

Blonde girl with robe: Master Giga has already finished rebuilding Cyber City to it's prime state.

Blonde girl with bikini: It'll be perfect for holding the celebration.

Hades: (claps hands together) Perfect! (smirks evilly) Maybe we should invite the Neo Z-Fighters while we're at it?

Spongebob: (confused) Huh? What do you mean? You guys are enemies to them!

Hades: (smirks at the sponge) Exactly?

Spongebob: (confused) What? I don't get it.

(The villains then smirked as two bald soldiers grab Spongebob and start walking out)

Spongebob: (panicking) Hey! Wait a minute! Where are we going?! What's going on?!

Giga: (smiles evilly at Spongebob) Oh don't worry, you're gonna be the main event that brings the Neo Z-Fighters to the party.

Spongebob: (panicking as he was being taken away) No! Wait! Please! Don't do this!

(Then those with Spongebob walk out of the lair and go off to Cyber City.)

???: Hmmm... So who will go off being a sponsor for the Neo Masters of Evil for the party?

Gourai: No need to worry. I will go. After all, if any forces dare to arrive and spoil the celebration, such as those working for the Shadow Empire or those of the Dark Alliance, my henchmen will take care of them.

Maleficent: Excellent. Now get going. We don't want our guests to be late. Hm hm hm...

Gourai: I'm sure the bald soldiers will get the message to them. Now if you excuse me, I will be going now.

(Gourai then leaves and goes into his airship, on his way to Cyber City. Fade to black)

Epilogue:

Spongebob was thrown into the cage with the six cyber knights watching the worried and guilty sponge before Cortex put the tape labeled "Spongebob's Horrible Deed" near the cage.

Cortex: Just in case, sponge...just in case. He-he-he.

When he was gone, Spongebob sighed sadly.

Spongebob: Oh no! This is not good! From that videotape, I'll be killed! Or worse...

He sighed before looking away.

Spongebob: (sadly) What have I done?

Just then, he noticed something on the table shown out. It had the label "mecha-suit" on it. He looked carefully at the blue print before grinning.

Spongebob: I think I have an idea. An idea so clever, my mind will explode if I think about what I was going to do.

With the villains, most of them laughed wickedly with Malice holding Lambada's hand, tossing the bouquet of dead plants in the sky.

Hades: Uh, I'm not gonna get it.

Some Villains: Me either.

Nutty's hand rose before he snatched it, smirking to Banshee.

Nutty: So...marry me next time around?

Banshee: (chuckles) Oh, I thought you'd never ask.

The two kissed as Hades groaned.

Hades: Ick! Get a room, you two!

Scar: Oh shut up already.

End of HLZ Special 3.