Neo Outsiders Holiday Special 4: Vampire Santa Arc
July 23 2008 at 11:13 PM
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A/N: This is based on the Xmas special, Billy & Mandy Save Christmas, though there are some bits of twists, and the elves' origins and vampire origins will be referenced here.
Prologue:
In a blank space, something glowed as a familiar future skeleton appeared, grinning.
Future Grim: T'was a July with Christmas
We then go into his eyes. We then see a scene with elves hard at work preparing the toys and fixing the sleigh.
Future Grim: Santa had not yet departed.
The toys were being shoved into the sleigh.
Future Grim's Voice: His sleigh was tricked out
And his reindeer had farted.
The reindeer farted on cue, knocking some of the elves out. Inside the house, a hairy belly was shown under the old fat man's pajamas.
Future Grim's Voice: His belly was swollen
His beard was bone white.
The old man grinned while the elves all cheered.
Future Grim's Voice: The elves were wound up
On sugar delights.
We then see Santa checking on a list of people.
Future Grim's Voice: He checked his list
To see who'd been good
It then showed two children smiling to their presents.
Future Grim's Voice: And they'll get their reward
As good children should.
It then showed the evil forces growling evilly.
Future Grim's Voice: But there are some who aren't jolly
Some who aren't nice.
All while a familiar old man had brass knuckles with his "Ho-Ho-Ho" on it.
Future Grim's Voice: And Santa makes sure
That they'll paid the price.
It then showed Santa heading to his room, looking at his suit.
Future Grim's Voice: T'was a dark night before his time
As children lay sleeping.
Just as he neared the suit, two creepy figures neared him while a claw neared Santa.
Future Grim's Voice: T'was the perfect time
For some Holiday reaping
Just then, everything went black as Future Grim's voice was heard laughing evilly.
Re: Neo Outsiders Holiday Special 4: Vampire Santa Arc
July 24 2008, 3:01 PM
(OP: Battle Cry by Forces of Nature)
Neo Outsiders Holiday Special 4: Vampire Santa Arc
Part 1: Going to Santa's
In a mall at a place called Megaville, while it was snowing outside, many children were lined up as was Future Billy, trying to hold on from going to the bathroom.
Future Grim: Last chance for some hamburger on a stick.
Future Mandy: Pass.
Future Grim: More for me then!
He ate the burger on the stick while a few familiar faces were returning from the stores.
Sawyer: Well, I can tell you one thing: at least we'll be having a good Christmas when it actually happens.
Danny: I don't get why they do it in July, though.
Oliver: Me either.
Future Grim: You mortals really did something right when you invented mall food.
Banzai: Yeah, no kidding.
Shenzi: Doesn't beat out the grub we usually get.
Sarah: (giggles) Oh Shenzi.
Voice: Excuse me, is this where I can find the other Neo Outsiders?
They heard and recognized the voice, turned, and noticed a familiar future goth boy along with Penny and some of the kids.
Pinky: Narf, Penny!
Penny Mouse: (smiles) Hi, guys. (notices) Where are dad, mom, and my brother, Mickey?
Sonic: I don't know. Weren't they suppose to meet us here at this line?
Rika: (notices) Jack Spicer, is that you?
Future Jack Spicer: Yeah, though from that Alternate Future. Yeah.
Renamon: Hmm...interesting. Who else was from that future?
Future Jack Spicer: There's Penny Gadget. She lost her uncle because he got corrupted with an upgrade purposely given by Dr. Claw.
All: Bleck!
Future Dot: (notices) Is that her?
The others looked to the two future Warner Bros. grinning lovingly to a blond haired lady with a robot leg.
Future Yakko & Wakko: HELOOOOOO NURSE!
Future Dot: Boys...
Future Jack Spicer: Penny Gadget!
Future Penny: (notices) Jack! There you are.
She came to him before slapping him.
Future Penny: That was for not coming after me when the world was dying.
Future Jack Spicer: Hey, was it my fault that I didn't get to you on time?
Silver: Well, Jack's still a mama's boy.
Future Jack Spicer: Hey!
Rika: Well, you are.
Future Billy: (straining) I can't believe there are these many people waiting to use the bathroom! I feel like my bladder's gonna explode!
Knuckles: Uh, Billy?
Cream: Actually, this is the line to see Santa Claus.
Excited, the future idiot gasped in excitement.
Future Billy: Santa's here?! At our mall?
Waffle: I thought it was a Santa helper.
Mr. Blik: Where did you get that idea?
Gordon: It's because of what he saw.
Future Billy: Oh! He must be buying me presents! SANTA!! SANTAAA!
He then dashed through the line.
Cosmo: Couldn't he just wait for them?
Umana: (sighs) You know how a Billy can be.
Shenzi: Anyway, we couldn't find those other Sonic Evils anywhere the other day.
Banzai: Nor of some of those other Nobodies aside from Roxas, Nisemono, Namine, Axel, Larxene, the Bat Squirrel, and his wife. Wonder what happened to them?
Tails: Well, they decided to merge back with us. Then, we all each used an earring to do so. The only Nobodies left now are those that were mentioned earlier by you.
Ed the Hyena: Eh?
Dingo: I don't get it, either.
Manic: It's times like that we're glad you don't think so much.
Sonia: Tell me about it.
Future Mandy: (frowns) Santa, what a big red scam.
The others gasped at what Mandy had just said.
Smart A**: What!? He is not!
Stupid: Duh, yeah, we met Santa in Jack Skellington's world.
Future Grim: Santa's not a scam, Mandy.
Wheezy: (coughs) He's real.
Future Grim: We went to college together.
Greasy: I bet you got kicked out, though.
Future Grim: Hey!
Future Mandy: Guys, everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the 5 big coorporations to sell tinsel and video games to the unsuspecting public.
Shadow: The whole childhood wonders stage just blew right passed you, didn't it?
Psycho: (pauses) You really don't believe in Christ, do you?
Future Mandy: What!?
Psycho: You heard me. You're an atheist that worships Satan if you say things like that.
Mr. Blik: The weasel has a point.
Future Mandy: I am not an atheist!
Greasy: You tend to say things that are satanic and evil.
Future Mandy: Listen and listen good, I am not evil! I gave that up when the Devil Kings came out of me! I just don't have any beliefs that's all.
Then, a sticker with a "Non-Believer: Hate Her" was placed on her forehead by Waffle.
Waffle: EVIL! EVIL!!
The others only groaned. With Nack's group, the other hunters with Ze Professor, Rodent, Batula, Berri, Conker, Scott, and Vanilla were heading to the area.
Berri: Like I can't believe there were so many things we could want.
Rouge: Yeah, I know.
Conker: But it sucks they don't take the dough I have.
Nack stopped, noticing General Skarr in a Santa costume while the scientist weasel noticed.
Ze Professor: Something wrong?
Nack: What the heck is Skarr doing as a Mall Santa?
Rodent: It's July, not December. (sighs) But with all this unexplained snow going on...
All while General Skarr was talking to Hope with Roll waiting.
General Skarr: So, little girl, tell Santa your name.
Hope: It's Hope.
General Skarr: (sarcastically) And what do you want Santa (rolls eyes) to bring you, Hope?
Hope: It's not really what I want, it's what one of my friends want: A cool pair of wings so they can fly like Pit.
Roll: (waves) That's me, Roll!
Hope: I only want to see the red man to bring Peace on Earth.
General Skarr: (angrily) Yes, and Santa wants $1.50 an hour, but apparently, (looks at the door) he's not getting that either!
The manager (with lots of money in his pockets) closed the door with the wreath falling to the ground.
Sleet: That's a greedy manager, all right.
Roll: (going to him) Hey, just because you're a lousy Santa, doesn't mean you can yell at her like that! (to Hope) Wait with your mom and dad.
She nodded, hopping off and running from him.
General Skarr: As for you, young lady, just remember: disappointment is a present, too!
Roll: If Megaman was here, he'd made sure you, as a helper to Santa, get what you deserve!
Future Billy's Voice: SANTAAAA!!
They looked, noticing the dumb Billy waving as he got through the line.
Ze Professor: Hoo boy, it is going to overload him.
Nack: No kidding, it's hard to keep up what that idiot's saying.
Nic: Tell me about it.
Future Billy: And how come you only gots one eye? My weird next door neighbor only gots one eye, too. That guy's a real freak monkey, hmm.
Just then, the general felt something as he glared at Future Billy.
General Skarr: Have you been relieving yourself on me this whole time?
Future Billy: Eh...'tis the seaon for forgiving.
Boss: Hmm? What's going on?
Nack: You'll see in 3...2...1...
Just then, the general tried attacking him, but the men in costumes stopped him, with Skarr struggling to get to Billy.
Wolfos: Whoa, Santa's trying to kill that guy.
Diana: (sarcastically) I wonder why.
General Skarr: NOOOO! He's been a very naughty boy! Just one season's beating! Just one!
Just then, his beard fell off. He yelped as the others noticed.
Waffle: What happened to Santa Helper's beard?
Man 1: Hey, that's not the real Santa!
Woman: This mall lied to us! Let's get him!
The angry mob charged as they tipped over the Christmas tree. The crowd cheered before it started to burn, producing more cheering. The crowd ran rampid as the hunters noticed.
Boss: Look at that! And they don't got their supplies.
Dingo: Oh my gosh!
Nack: (smirks) I think we got it covered.
He then brought out the bag from the Bad Fur Day incident with weapons, then placed a stand saying "Angry Mob Supplies & Weapons: $20". Another man came to the stand, placing down two $20s.
Man 2: It's worth every penny!
More people came as they bought the weapons and supplies.
Man 3: (tossing a present) This is for making me believe!
It broke a window with clothes while Android 18 noticed.
18: Hmmm...
All while Skarr was getting beat up.
Man 4: I got your Christmas cheer right here!
General Skarr: (whining) No, please! It's just a job!
Man 4: (punches him) Merry Fist-mas, jerk-wad!
Chaos ensured as more fights, destruction, and raiding was going on.
Future Grim: It's getting ugly in here.
Blaze: Come on, guys.
Quickly, the others left. The ones left behind had took the bought gifts, money, and the stuff that were interesting to raid (ex. jewels for Rouge) with them, much to some of the Neo Outsiders' annoyance.
Re: Neo Outsiders Holiday Special 4: Vampire Santa Arc
July 24 2008, 4:50 PM
As the mall burned to the ground, the Neo Outsiders watched while Future Grim glared at Mandy and Billy.
Future Grim: How come everytime I take you kids to the mall, it burns to the ground?
Future Billy: I blame the economy.
Brain: I only blame you, Billy.
Pinky: I thought you were gonna blame my girlfriend.
Brain: How many times do I have to say this: She's a horse and you're a mouse.
Future Penny: I don't think that's gonna stop him.
Future Jack Spicer: Anyway, all this destruction's got me thirsty. Dingo, hand me something to drink.
Dingo: Oh, sure. Here you go.
Dingo took out a bottle of liquid, tossing it to Jack. The goth boy drank it, sighing in relief.
Future Jack Spicer: There, that's better.
Just then, he felt himself starting to shrink a bit.
Future Jack Spicer: What the-!?
He looked at the bottle.
Future Jack Spicer: (reading) "Youth potion: makes you 20 years younger!?" Dingo, you idiot!
Dingo: What? You said give you something to drink.
Sleet sighed, slapping his sidekick as Jack Spicer was now reverted to about the same age as present Jack.
Future Jack Spicer: Oh man, now I gotta grow my muscles all over again.
Rika: (chuckles) What a dork.
Batula: I cannot believe zat you hunters and some of you took part on ze raiding.
Nack: Hey, it was calling for us the moment Skarr got beaten up.
Nic: Besides, we got something for you guys, too.
Future Wakko: I hope it's a new mallet.
Marine: Guys!
Each item were given to those that didn't partake in the raid.
Future Billy: SWEEET! A cookie pizza!
Future Yakko: Neat, a new paddleball, which comes with a "How to build your own Wall-E and Eve Robots" plan.
All while Future Mandy glanced at Future Grim.
Future Mandy: Ahem. Grim, I'm still waiting for proof that Santa exists.
Future Grim: Oh yeah? I got your proof right here!
He then opened his hand as a familiar scythe grew and appeared.
Penny Mouse: What will that do?
Oliver: Just watch.
The skeleton then opened a time rift. Somewhere, two people dressed as Father Time and Mother Earth were doing their business when Mother Earth noticed her fabric cut.
Mother Earth: Oh, that's just great!
Father Time: What is it, Mother Earth?
Mother Earth: Someone cut a hole in the fabric of the universe!
Father Time: You don't say.
Back with the Neo Outsiders, Future Billy gasped in excitement.
Future Billy: A swirling vortex! I love it when there's a swirling vortex!
18: Let's just get this over with.
With that, the group got into the vortex. It belched before it vanished. Somewhere in the North Pole, someone was screaming while a yeti looked at him. All while a familiar group appeared in the location.
Future Grim: Well, here we are, the north pole.
Future Billy: Where's Santa?
Billy looked into the cave with the man hanging upside down.
Future Billy: Santa, you in here?
Waffle: Hello?
The yeti then growled. Outside, the group watched as the screams were heard. Then, Billy came out, with his face almost torn off.
Future Billy: Santa has sharp nails.
All: Ewww!
Future Grim: That ain't Santa's house, doofus. (points to a place) That is.
The group looked, noticing a place marked "Santa's Workshop" close to the North Pole. Future Billy screamed as he ran.
Future Billy: SANTAAAA!!
Waffle: (follows) Santa! Hey, you there!!!
The others looked at one another while Future Billy, Waffle, and the children looked at the sleigh with Future Billy running around it.
Future Billy: Santa's Sleigh! See, Mandy, see? He is real!
All: Wow!
The group came to the sleigh, though it had the key in and the sleigh was turned on.
Future Mandy: This could be anyone's sleigh. Maybe a rogue eskimo.
Everyone glared at her.
Future Mandy: Well, it could.
Future Grim: What I find odd is that Santa-
Future Mandy: Or an eskimo.
Future Grim: (annoyed) Or an eskimo would just leave his sleigh out here with the engine running with no one in sight.
Future Billy then placed his tongue as did Waffle onto the sleigh. Their tongues, however, got stuck.
Shadow: Stop goofing around, you two, come on!
The group head to the workshop while Mr. Blik and Gordon dragged the two, with their tongues still stuck on the sleigh.
Mr. Blik: It's times like this I should have stayed back at that mall...and raided some loot!
Re: Neo Outsiders Holiday Special 4: Vampire Santa Arc
July 26 2008, 9:33 PM
Chapter 2: (Santa a Vampire?)
The group had arrived to the place, noticing the broken window. They passed a boarded window with everything inside being messy. The skeleton and vampire squirrel looked concern as they arrived to the door.
Future Grim: Weird.
Batula: Vhere is everyone?
Sonic: Only one way to find out.
The hedgehog rang the doorbell.
Future Mandy: If Santa did exist, I say he needs a few decorating tips.
Tails: I don't think it's like this on purpose.
The skeleton tried turning the knob, but it was locked.
Future Grim: The door's locked and no one's answering.
Mr. Blik: If you saw the grim reaper at your door, would you answer it?
They glanced at him.
Mr. Blik: What?
Future Grim: Good point. But usually, there's at least some frighten screaming.
Then, he realized something, taking something out of his pocket.
Future Grim: Hang on, I got something that'll get us inside.
All: What?
He then showed a key to them.
Future Grim: A skeleton key!
A rimshot was heard, followed by a snowball hit to Grim.
Nack: (to Don) Nice aim.
The door was unlocked before it opened. The group looked inside.
Future Grim: Easy as pie.
Bunnie: Oh my stars.
Sally: My goodness.
Just then, the sleigh crashed through the wall before both Waffle and Future Billy peeked from inside the sleigh.
Mr. Blik: Dammit, Waffle!
Future Grim: Dang it, Billy, why do you always gotta be-
Just then, the light turned on.
Voice: Grim?
Then, an elderly woman came from behind the table, smiling.
Umana: Mrs. Claus?
Mrs. Claus: Oh, thank goodness it's only you.
Many elves peeked from behind the table as well.
Mrs. Claus: It's okay, everyone, it's only Death. You can all come out.
Then, many elves from everywhere around the building came out.
Batula: Ze Vendequem.
Amy Rose: Vendequem?
Oliver: I thought they were elves.
Diana: They even look like elves.
Batula: No, no. It's vhat ze elves were called back in ancient times when magic vas more powerful.
Mrs. Claus: Oh, Grim, I'm so glad you're here!
She then hugged the skeleton too tightly.
Mrs. Claus: (sniffs) It's been horrible, just horrible!
Future Grim: (choking) Um...um...
Future Mandy: (surprised) It's Mrs. Claus. THE Mrs. Claus. Then that means...
Future Billy: (grins) I was right! Santa is real! I think this calls for the "Billy Was Right" dance.
Billy then started doing silly dance moves, much to the others' annoyance.
Shenzi: And I thought Banzai and Ed were dumb.
Waffle: (notices) That's not how you do it. Let me and my newts show you!
Then, Waffle brought out his newts as he and the newts danced with Billy, much to Mr. Blik's annoyance.
Mr. Blik: You've got to be joking!
Cream: So Mr. Count, you know about the elves' history?
Batula: You think just because I have belonged to a castle for over 300 years, doesn't mean I go out into ze world...vell, mostly at night.
Sally: Please explain.
Batula: You see...when I have travelled, I had stumbled, at one point, to a magical realm. Zere, I have seen ze elves. Mostly, only children could see zem because of their childhood essence and only zose pure hearted can tell an elf when zey see one.
Marine: Are they like Hylians or Kokiri?
Batula: Uh, no. However, I have learned zat elves are fond of making things for children. Back zen, they were deliverers, but as civilizations continued to rise and fall, it became more dangerous for them, thus they could not give any toys to ze children.
Hope: How awful.
Batula: (sighs) Anyvay, I have learned zey have to find a pure hearted couple, two who could not bear children and love children everywhere, zat he himself vould be a craftsman, artisan, and skilled toymaker".
Kids: Wow...
Diana's tail touched Oliver's, much to the two's notice. The two yelped a bit, removing their tails as they chuckled.
Both: Sorry.
Batula: Zat is vhy zere is a Santa Claus along vith his wife, Nancy "Anya" Claus.
Wolfos: I thought it was Scott-
Ze Professor: No, it is not like ze Santa Clause movies.
With Grim, he was forced off of her as he spoke.
Future Grim: Nancy, calm down. (pats her hand) Calm down and tell us what's going on.
She looked worried a bit before about to hug Grim again.
Future Grim: Oh no, not again!
He was hugged too tightly as she spoke.
Mrs. Claus: I think it'd be best if you all saw for yourselves.
She dragged the skeleton with most of the others following with Waffle, Future Billy, and the newts dancing behind before they were tripped by Mr. Blik onto the ground.
Mr. Blik: How we got stuck with these idiots, I'll never know!
Re: Neo Outsiders Holiday Special 4: Vampire Santa Arc
July 27 2008, 12:03 AM
In the basement, Future Billy looked at a hook, with his nose getting caught on it.
Future Grim: (annoyed) Billy, get over here!
The dumb boy nodded, heading to him, though losing his nose in the process.
Mrs. Claus: This is where we keep all of the defected merchandises: Charlie-in-the boxes, Cannibal puppets, and that creepy doll who's eyes seem to follow you around the room.
The eyes popped out of the doll before it rolled away from the group.
Penny Mouse: Yipes.
Future Penny: Gross.
Future Mandy: Now this is the kind of Christmas I can get into.
Just then, to most of them's disgust, Billy's nose grew back.
Banzai: I wish we didn't see that. It's enough to make you lose your appetite.
As they neared a gingerbread coffin, Batula stopped sensing something.
Rouge: What's wrong?
Batula: I sense a familiar activity...an activity zat was done for a while.
Mrs. Claus: We've been keeping in here since...since...(cries) the accident!
She started to shed some tears.
Batula: Uh...(shoves Nack) You hug her.
Nack: Hey!
Mrs. Claus: Boog, Vout, if you must be dears and give me a hand.
Two elves came to her aid with another elf coming to her.
Mrs. Claus: (surprised) Patch? You're still around?
Patch: Yeah, I'm all right. Thank goodness that-
Mrs. Claus: Now dear, just help me.
They shoved the top until it was on the ground. Two of the elves ran while Patch hid behind the Neo Outsiders. They heard heavy breathing.
Waffle: Santa?
More heavy breathing was heard with most of them looking worried until the hard breathing stopped.
Future Billy: Santa-
Just then, a familiar fat man, now with vampire fangs, blue skin, and glowing red eyes growled toward them, much to the children's fright.
Kids: AHHH!!!
The kids hid behind the adults.
Batula: I knew it...nosfaratu, der vampyr.
Stupid: Duh, what?
Psycho: Vampire!
Nack: Great, as if you weren't enough to handle! How long have you been keeping this a secret!?
Batula: (frowns) Vhy would I attack ze jolliest man in ze world?
Nack: Maybe because-
Batula: (anger mark) Say anything zat mocks my heritage and I shall be ze one zat drives a stake in your heart!
Greasy: Aye chihuahua!
Maya Armington: This is not good.
Vanilla: He's a nosfaratu!
Stupid: (confused) Duh, he's Italian?
The others fell to the ground.
Santa: I'll swallow your souls!
Mrs. Claus: You see, Santa was bitten by a vampire.
Smart A**: I think we know what a vampire is, ma'am. Question is...what kind?
Santa kept growling as he tried reaching for them, though due to the chains, it was tiring him out. Santa kept growling, trying to reach before he was too tired, then scoffed them off and lied back on his coffin.
Mrs. Claus: (sighs) He always did tire out so quickly.
Danny Cat: Well, whatever the case, we'll take care of it.
Future Billy: But what about Christmas?
Waffle: (worried) And what about Jesus? It's gonna be his birthday soon.
Mr. Blik: Gah! Why do I have to put up with you two!
Gordon: Just calm down, Mr. Blik.
Patch: If we don't do something about it, there won't be a Christmas now or ever again!
Batula: And rest asure zat ve shall not rest until ve find ze culprit.
They heard a bit of snoring as the group silently crept away. But before Batula left, he looked back at the coffin, placing the top back on, but lifted it up for a moment.
Batula: Pushta!
He closed it as he began to leave.
Santa's Voice: (in the coffin/in his sleep) Sylvania!
Batula: (sweatdrops) Even I don't vant to know how he did zat.
A bit later, the group was around the fire while Waffle and Future Billy drank their hot cocoa.
Future Grim: So how did this happen?
Sawyer: We like to know.
She only laughed, looking a bit hesitant as she spoke, much to Batula's concern.
Batula: Hmmm...
Mrs. Claus: I don't really know. I have just finished mending Santa's underwear-
Waffle spit out his drink onto Blik.
Waffle: Santa has underwear?
Mrs. Claus: And washing his spare hat-
Future Billy spit his drink toward Blik as well.
Future Billy: Santa has a spare hat?
Mrs. Claus: Waxing his sleigh-
The two spit their drinks onto him.
Both: Santa has a sleigh!?
Mrs. Claus: Treating Donner's irretable bowls...
They noticed the two no longer spitting out the drinks.
Future Billy: He probably needs more fiber in his diet.
Mrs. Claus: I came back in from chopping wood and Santa was there...
(Flashback)
It then showed Mrs. Claus coming in before she gasped at the vampire Santa trying to drink the blood out of an elf.
Mrs. Claus: (narrating) Trying to drink the blood of that poor elf who wanted to be a dentist.
(End Flashback)
She cried while Batula frowned.
Batula: Hmmm...
Umana: Something on your mind, dear?
Conker: Yeah, Gramps, what is it?
Future Grim: I've always hated the living undead: wandering all dead, but alive.
Batula: Ahem!
Future Grim: Uh, that doesn't mean you count, despite you being a Nobody vampire.
Conker: Wait, hold on. Time out. If I'm part Nobody and Batula's full Nobody...wouldn't that make Nack my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandfather if he and Gramps merged together?
Nack, in shock, spit out his drink onto Batula.
Batula: Nack!
Nack: (to Conker) What makes you think I wanna merge back with the likes of him? (to Batula) And consider yourself lucky Hot Cocoa doesn't have garlic or holy water in it.
Batula: (cleans himself) Yes, but you annoy me sometimes...
Future Grim: But still...it makes a mockery of my job.
Just then, they heard a tree falling down. The group looked as they saw Future Mandy with the scythe as the tree fell on Grim.
Future Grim: (annoyed) Have you gone crazy, girl?
The goth girl chopped more of the tree until stakes were made.
Waffle: Gah! How could you do something so sinful? God's watching, evil girl!
Future Billy: Mandy, you can't destroy a Christmas Tree like that! You gots to stomp on it!
Mandy then gave the stakes to some of the Neo Outsiders before picking her stake up.
Future Mandy: I may have a hard time buying the Santa thing, but vampires, vampires I understand.
Future Grim: Wooden stakes. Good thinking, Mandy.
Dingo: Uh, you need any other vampire hunting equipment, because I know exactly where they are.
Sleet: (annoyed) And they're basically part of you, right?
Dingo: Don't be silly, that would have been painful.
He then opened a bag with vampire hunting items, including garlic, which the vampire covered himself, hissing a bit.
Dingo: They're right here.
Batula: Yes, yes. Just close it before you kill me vith zat stench of garlic!
The weasels closed the bag before preparing themselves.
Mrs. Claus: (gasps) You're not going to use that on my Santa, are you?
Future Mandy: No, we need to find the head vampire and eliminate him. That always works in the movies.
Vanilla: And in our case, with Raiyan if he ever tried again.
Gordon: How are we going to find him?
Mrs. Claus: Well, there is that creepy Baron Von Ghoulish. Perhaps you could ask him. He lives up the road.
Scenes were shown as she spoke next.
Mrs. Claus: You just follow Dead Man's Path through the Lab of Stabby Pin, take a left at the Tree of Visoration, into the Cave of Horrible Smells, then cut through Lovable Pony Meadow, and you'll be at the Forbidden Castle of No Return.
Future Grim: Sounds easy enough.
Oliver: Let's go!
Before the kids could, they were stopped.
Sarah: No, it's too dangerous.
Psycho: You could get hurt.
Wheezy: (coughs) Or worse.
Banzai: Yeah, it's no place for babies.
Cream: (frowns) Watch what you're saying to my baby.
Shade cooed as Wolfos sighed.
Wolfos: We never go anywhere. If pop was here, he'd know what to do.
Scott Armington: Cream, please do this for us. We want you, Shade, Tails, Cosmo, Marine, Diana, Wolfos, Oliver, Hope, Penny Mouse, and your chao to stay here.
Waffle: Can I help, too, Mr. Blik?
Mr. Blik: Sorry, big cats only. You can probably play with the toys.
Waffle: (excited) There are toys here!? Yay!
Future Grim: Now Billy, you and the kids look after Mrs. Claus while we're gone. You've gotta be the man of the house now, understand?
Future Billy: The man?
Future Grim: The Man!
Future Billy: (seriously) The Man!
Mrs. Claus: Good luck to you all.
Most of the adults left. Batula only glanced at Mrs. Claus.
Batula: I sense darkness in you, Anya...if ve find out something zat isn't true...it shall be your own fault.
With that, the vampire followed as Patch ran out, following as the door closed.
Patch: (outside) Guys, you'll get hurt! I know the safest paths! Just let me help!
As soon as they were gone, Mrs. Claus weeped.
Future Billy: Hey-hey-hey, it's okay. Everything's gonna be all right, Mrs. C. I'm a man now! Any help you need, you just ask. It's my sacred duty as a man.
Tails: And whatever you need help with, you can count on us, too.
She stopped a bit as she was surprised.
Mrs. Claus: Help?
She wept a bit more.
Mrs. Claus: You're the only ones who've ever offered!
She cried more, hugging Future Billy too tightly, nearly choking him.
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July 27 2008, 3:05 PM
Cream: (realizes) Hey, has anyone seen Roll or the Warners?
Just then, four familiar figures came (though with some oil) as Yakko spoke.
Future Yakko: Hey, you got any spare parts around? We're trying to build our Wall-E and Eve over here.
Roll: And we need lots of parts, do you know where the machine area is?
Mrs. Claus: Oh, the elf elder can show you where they are. Honka, Voot, Boog, be dears and call for him.
The elves nodded as they shouted.
Elves: Dooly!
Then, an elderly elf came as he looked at the group.
Tails: Hi, you must be the elf elder.
Mrs. Claus: Dooly, these are the children that wish to help us.
She let go of Future Billy as Dooly nodded.
Dooly: I see. Well, if you wish to help, I suggest that you wear the proper clothing to help us.
Cosmo: (confused) Proper clothing?
Dooly: Clothes of the elf.
Future Wakko: Oh, is that all?
Future Dot: Some of us are Toons here. We can do that.
Then, the Toon kids spinned, instantly now in the same type of clothes that the elves were in.
Future Yakko: And they match.
Future Billy: (recovers) Wow!
Waffle: Can we have clothes like that, too?
Dooly: Why, of course.
With that, the elves and kids with Chao headed off, leaving Mrs. Claus alone. Once they were out of the room, a figure in the shadows glanced at her.
Figure: You know the vampire squirrel's right. He and the others that are out will eventually find out.
Mrs. Claus: I had to do something, I mean I can't explain that I was actually involved in this along with you.
Figure: They must not return. And you know what will happen to those two brats if this all fails...
Mrs. Claus: (sighs) I know, but this is the only way...
Figure: Do not worry about that. I'll make sure that none of them return...
He vanished from the room as Mrs. Claus looked down a bit. Back with the others, the adults with Patch went through Dead Man's path.
Patch: Yeesh, this is just as creepy as that B.Z. guy.
Future Jack Spicer: Who's B.Z.?
Patch: He was the reason why Christmas was almost ruined. Back then, when I tried to make something that works best for the position of Official Assistant to Santa, well...my machine malfunctioned.
Gordon: Faith and begora, that is not good!
Patch: The toys became defective because it was my fault. Puffy won the position and I ran away. It was only so I could prove myself to Santa. Then, when I came to Manhattan, I met B.Z. At first, I thought B.Z. was a successful marketer, though I was wrong then. I took my own flight the next Christmas Eve, delivering lollipops to all the kids in the world. They were a success.
Renamon: Hmmm...was there any magic in them?
Patch: These lollipops are special, so of course there's some magic. They make you fly if you eat one. B.Z. told me to use the same magic for candy canes. Eventually, I found Joe, Santa's adopted son, who was captured by B.Z. himself and he showed me the toy that looked like me from Santa. I had realized that Santa did care about me after all.
Girls: Awww....
Patch: We headed to the North Pole in the Patchmobile, but I had realized too late about the candy cane's lethal side effect: being overheated causes them to explode. I was sure we were done for then, but Santa came and saved us by performing the Super Dooper Looper. Thus, both Joe and Corny or Cornelia as she's called sometimes, stayed in the North Pole.
18: Time out. If you say those two are staying in the North Pole, how come we haven't seen either of them here now?
Patch: Strange, they were here yesterday before Santa was bitten.
Sonic: (notices) Guys, look!
There, they saw the Lab of Stabby Pins, where thorns were about everywhere.
Amy Rose: Gross, this looks freaky.
Blaze: We have to get through to get to Baron Von Ghoulish.
Future Penny: So what else happened?
Patch: As for B.Z....well, he ate some candy canes while escaping the cops. Too much as he ended up floating up and up and right into space.
Knuckles: Remind me not to eat that much candy.
Julie-su: (giggles) Noted.
Vector: Come on, Team Chaotix, let's go through this forest!
They nodded, heading through the forest. Unknown to them, a familiar figure, coming out of the shadows, glared evilly.
Vizier: You and your friends ruined my chances of ruling Toyland and destroying the Prince that rules there. Now I shall make sure you and your friends suffer...
Re: Neo Outsiders Holiday Special 4: Vampire Santa Arc
July 28 2008, 10:44 PM
Part 3: (A Grimm Encounter)
The group kept heading through the thorny lab, making sure they weren't pinched.
Gordon: So, Patch, where else did she say to go to?
Patch: She said take a left at the Tree of Visortation.
Some of them gulped a bit.
Future Mandy: Come on.
Future Penny: We have to continue on!
The group nodded, continuing onward. There, they saw the tree, growling as it glared.
Espio: Great, as if the tree back in Nightmare Land was bad enough, we have to deal with this one!
The tree growled, trying to grab them. Amy used her hammer, hitting its hand.
Patch: Be careful, that's no ordinary tree!
Sleet: You think!?
Nic: Looks like bullets aren't gonna work on that tree.
Future Grim: Right, we should probably burn it into firewood!
Blaze: (flaming fists) Leave that to me!
She dashed, dodging the tree with the others attacking at each side before Blaze hit the tree. After many hits, the tree blazed as it screamed, burning to ash.
Future Mandy: Well, there's another we won't have to deal with anymore.
Silver: Good work, Blaze.
Mighty: It would have worked just as well if we had the Babylon Rogues with us.
Just then, Sonia gasped, yelping as she looked like she was about to vomit.
Sonia: Ugh, what's that horrible smell?
Conker: Phew! I bet that's the Cave of Horrible Smells. Luckily, I kept these.
He gave the group each a gas mask.
Future Jack Spicer: Too bad I didn't bring any of the Shen Gong Wu with us, otherwise I'd get us through that cave without problem.
The group with gas masks went inside. The vizier, as he watched them all entering, laughed as he blasted the entrance. The others noticed too late as the cave now trapped them.
Future Grim: AHHH!! We're trapped!
Patch: Oh no...I bet it's that monster again.
Sonic: Come on, let's see if we can find a way out.
Berri: Like this smell is horrible and even I'm about to vomit.
Rodent: (notices) Look, guys. I see some of the stench smell heading that way. If I'm right, we should get out of here.
Nack: (unimpressed) You wanna know what I wanna think?
All (but Nack): No!
They followed the smoky stench-like essence before they saw an opening.
Rika: There it is. The way out!
Renamon: Let's hurry.
They came out as they saw the lovely meadow. Amy looked surprised as she smiled.
Amy Rose: Lovable Pony Meadow...it's so pretty.
Knuckles: (looks back) We can't go back the way we came and it's the only way back.
Patch: Actually...I know a short-cut back. If we all stick together, we can all get back together.
Conker: Well, don't just stand there, let's get through this crappy place and get it over with.
Just as Conker was about to step onto the land, the group noticed the grass fading and dying before the plants were all dead, much to everyone's shock.
Sally: The land!
Bunnie: It looks dead!
Manic: (notices) Guys, the sky's turning dark!
Ze Professor: (surprised) At zis time of day?!
Future Grim: I knew it! Armageddon!
Future Mandy: Say that again and I'll send you to be tortured by Barney the Dinosaur.
He yelped a bit.
Future Grim: That's worse!
Then, they saw a laughing evil man as Future Mandy frowned.
Future Mandy: Strange...
Gordon: What?
Future Mandy: He looks familiar somehow.
Man: The name's Grimm, with an extra m on it.
Future Grim: (annoyed) Oh great, just what we don't need.
Sonic: What did you do to the Lovely Pony Meadow?
Grimm: I brought darkness and hatred in it. I plan to do that everywhere...soon the words "Happily Never After" shall cease to exist. Only darkness shall reign. I did it to the place that was already destroyed, Endsville.
Future Penny: No!
They prepared to fight him, but then, some evil looking ponies were heading to them.
Grimm: My work is done here anyway. Just letting you know...the light, goodness, and all cutesy things shall be no longer.
He threw a smoke bomb, vanishing from the area.
Amy Rose: Get back here, you jerk!
Bunnie: Oh my stars...we have to warn them when we find the others.
The evil ponies had arrived with a familiar vizier appearing.
Sleet: The Vizier!
Dingo: Not him again!
Sonic: What are you doing here? I thought you were gone for good when the prince banished you from Toyland!
Vizier: He banished me, all right...he banished me from my world into your world!
Charmy: Oh God, that's even worse!
Vizier: So I decided to make sure you and your pathetic idiots pay for what you did, even if those colorful bears aren't here!
Sally: (frowns) You tricked us once, but we won't let you again!
Vizier: Ponies, attack!
The evil ponies attacked, trying to bite and hit the group. Each of them dodged, with Nack shooting a bullet into one of the ponies' head.
Amy Rose: Nack!
Patch: Those ponies only got corrupted!
Nack: Hey, it's every man for himself!
One of the ponies neighed in fear while it was drained of blood by Batula.
Nack: See? Even Bat Squirrel knows!
Each of the group continued attacking with the Vizier shouting.
Vizier: You'll be too late when this is all over, I guarantee it!
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July 29 2008, 8:30 PM
The group kept attacking the corrupted ponies along with the vizier, though Future Grim yelped, trying to hold off the one that was about to kill him.
Future Mandy: Why do I always get the dumb jobs?
She blasted the pony, destroying it.
Vizier: (glares) How dare you!
He dodged the bullets the hunters were shooting. He frowned before glaring.
Vizier: By the time you return, it will already be too late!
He vanished from the area while the group looked at the dead ponies.
Amy Rose: Poor ponies...
Patch: They used to be so peaceful...
Sonic: (sighs) One day, we'll find that guy and make him pay for what he did.
Sally: Sonic, if we even touch that guy, we'll just be corrupted as these ponies were.
Bunnie: But how can we stop him?
Future Grim: You don't...not unless you find someone that will not be affected by touching this guy.
Future Mandy: Anyway, we'll deal with him later. Right now, we still have a baron to find.
They nodded, leaving the area. Back in Santa's workshop, the kids came out, now dressed as elves.
Cream: I can't believe we look like elves now.
Tails: I feel strangely familiar with all of this for some reason.
Cosmo: Me too...I don't know why, though.
Snoopy: Yeah. And after hearing that story from the High Elf, I felt some familiarity as well.
Hope: Well, in any case, we have to do all we can to help Mrs. Claus and the elves.
They nodded a bit.
Roll: Let's go!
Future Yakko: Come on, you droids.
The robots came out as they looked around.
Future Dot: Don't worry, Wall-E and Eve. I'm sure we'll explain everything while we take care of the place.
Back with the adults, they had finally reached the Castle of No Return. On the top of the castle, the group was sliding themselves near the window.
Future Grim: We've finally made it. I wouldn't have expected those lovable ponies to put up such a nasty fight.
Patch: This wouldn't have happened if they didn't get corrupted.
They were hushed by Mandy as they looked in the window. There, they saw a green skinned vampire wearing aristocratic clothing, preparing to brush his teeth with a nail filer.
Vampire: (singing) Singin' in the rain?
With that, he brushed his front fangs.
Vampire: (singing) H-Happy again
All of a sudden, he heard the window crashed. He stopped, turning his head, frowning. In the bedroom, Future Grim and Batula frowned at the glass on the floor with Future Jack Spicer on the bed with his dirty feet on the bottom.
Future Grim: Great, just great! You just had to break the stinkin' window, didn't you?
Rika: You guys have a better plan on how to get in?
Future Grim: Does element of surprise mean anything to-(notices) you?
Just then, the group gasped, noticing the vampire.
Batula: (glares) Great.
Future Jack Spicer: Hey, what's up?
Vampire: (annoyed) Get your feet off my bed spread!
Renamon yanked him off the bed.
Vampire: I mean, what's wrong with you people?! Can't you see this is Dupioli Silk? (notices) Great, just great. Now I gotta get this clean before the stain sets.
He took the spread, taking it out of the room.
Vampire: How is that so much dirt always stick to humans?
Future Jack Spicer: (shouts) Hey, it ain't my fault! Besides, all the showers are gone where I lived originally and I was temporarily living with Mr. Messy! I mean, why else do I look dirty?
Boss: (sweatdrops) That was the head vampire?
Sonia: Or his mother.
Future Mandy: Either way, watch your step.
Vampire's Voice: And I want to know, who's gonna pay for my window?
Then, they saw the vampire coming back with a vacuum.
Vampire :All my windows are hand-crafted by local artisians. They're all objay-dark.
He started vacuuming the floor and sucked the glass. Everyone paused for a moment before Rouge finally spoke.
Rouge: So, uh, you're the head vampire?
He stopped, glancing at them.
Vampire: I am the Baron Von Ghoulish, the 13th member of the Von Ghoulish Clan, I have roamed this Earth for 398 years! So yes! I'm the Head Vampire!
Nack: Perfect!
He then took out the stake, tossing it and hitting the vampire, Baron Von Ghoulish, in the middle.
Von Ghoulish: (notices) Oh dear.
With that, he turned to ash, leaving a huge pile of ash.
Future Grim: Hey, Ghoulish, I ash you to dinner, but you're already dead! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
The others looked annoyed before a rimshot was heard, followed by Batula hitting him with a snowball.
Nack: Okay, that wasn't Don this time.
Patch: Uh...shouldn't have we talked to him first?
Mandy: (pauses) Well, anyway, Christmas is saved. Let's get going.
Mr. Blik: Yeah, before something more stupid happens!
Just then, flames arose where the ash was.
Gordon: Yipes!
Just then, out of the flames came a familiar angry vampire.
Von Ghoulish: (angrily) What have you done?!
Some Neo Outsiders: (points to Nack) Uh, he did it.
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July 30 2008, 8:32 PM
Part 4: Return to Santa's
The vampire that had just resurrected glanced at the floor that had remaining ash stains.
Von Ghoulish: What have you done?! Do you realize that I'll be picking ash out of my bedroom carpet for eternity?
Nack: Hey, didn't I just destroy you?
Batula: Your aim was lousy.
Nack: What!? I always hit my target!
Batula: Trust me, you didn't aim at ze heart.
Nack: I did too hit the heart!
Von Ghoulish: He's right. You staked a little too far to the left.
Nack: (anger mark) Traitor!
He then took out a handheld vacuum cleaner with a stake on it.
Von Ghoulish: You've hit my trusty vacuum cleaner.
He turned it on, then the stake was out of it. He vacuumed it up, much to some of them's annoyance.
Von Ghoulish: Besides, you don't want the head vampire. You want the Head Head Vampire!
Mr. Blik: (sweatdrops) The Head Head Vampire?
Von Ghoulish: (rolls eyes) Yes...they did this whole "organization" thing a couple hundred years ago. Doesn't make much sense to me.
Batula: (angrily) You mean to tell me I killed ze one zat bit me when he killed Umana back when our love vas forbidden for nothing!? And you're telling me now zat zere's a Head Head Vampire that could had cured me when my love back then was still alive?! How come I vas not informed about it!?
Von Ghoulish: Well, to be honest, many of us barely even know about vampires in the Panther Country.
Conker: I thought it was the Windy Ruins.
Berri: Like we heard Windy was destroyed while Conker and Rodent were out looking for Gregg to get me.
Sally: At any rate, we have to defeat him.
Nack: Or spray holy water on him.
Von Ghoulish: N-n-now what was I talking about? Oh yes, yes, the Head Head Vampire.
He pondered a bit.
Von Ghoulish: I think he was here for my Labor Day Suare. I definitely remember him if I see him.
Future Mandy: If he spill something on your rug, I bet you'd remember what he looks like.
He then made a scary face.
Von Ghoulish: This!
Future Jack Spicer: Well, sorry about the mess.
Future Mandy: Come on, Grim. Christmas is cancelled unless we can find and destroy the Head Head Vampire. So hop to it!
The others began to leave.
Future Grim: See ya, Baron. We're off to save Chirstmas.
That excited the royal vampire as he smiled.
Von Ghoulish: Save Chirstmas? Wait, wait, wait!
He turned into a bat, flying in front of the group, changing back as he smiled.
Von Ghoulish: Can I go with you? I've always wanted to save Christmas, ever since I was a boy.
(Flashback)
It showed a very young Baron Von Ghoulish coloring with the other children as he smiled.
Von Ghoulish: Someday, I'm going to save Christmas.
(End Flashback)
Patch looked a bit more worried.
Umana: Patch, is something wrong?
Patch: Wrong? Uh, whatever for?
Future Mandy: (to Von Ghoulish) Sorry, you can't come. You'd be dead weight.
Future Grim: Undead weight. Ha-ha-ha!
Von Ghoulish: Aw, please?
Bunnie: Well, he did ask nicely.
Future Grim: Come on, Mandy. (smiles) I've always wanted to save Christmas with a vampire sidekick ever since I was a little boy.
(Flashback)
It then showed a young Grim in the class drawing a picture.
Grim: Someday, I'll save Christmas with a vampire!
A rimshot was heard before a snowball hit the young skeleton.
Carl's Voice: Hey, he asked for it!
(End Flashback)
Mandy sighed as she spoke.
Future Mandy: All right, fine, but he's your responsibility, Grim.
With that, they headed off with Von Ghoulish smiling.
Von Ghoulish & Grim: Hoorah!
Out in the snowy area, the two began singing.
Von Ghoulish: (singing) Now we're off
Future Grim: (singing) Yes, we're off
Both: (singing) We're off to save Christmas
Future Grim: (singing) Off to sing Christmas
Von Ghoulish: (singing) We're cold
Future Grim: (singing) Super cold
The baron and Grim came out of the snowman.
Von Ghoulish: (singing) Yes, we forgot our jackets
Both: (singing) 'Cause we didn't bring our jackets
So we'll freeze
And we'll-
Future Mandy: Can it, you two. All right, Baron, if you know the way, let's hear it, because...we're lost.
Both: (singing) And we're lost
Oh, so lost
And we can't feel our fingers
No we can't feel our-
Future Mandy: (glares) I said knock it off!
To their surprise, when they turned, they saw both Grim and Von Ghoulish frozen solid.
Future Mandy: (annoyed) Great, I get to spend Christmas in July with a couple of dorks-icles.
They pushed the frozen two, heading back. Back with Billy's group, the kids with their new robots were pouring the ingredients into a huge mixer. Billy looked at Mrs. Claus before she nodded. He prepared to pour the sugar, but tripped and fell in the batter.
Cream: Billy!
He sank into the batter. Then, down below, many Gingerbread Houses were made as two Gingerbread people came to it.
Gingerbread Man: Oh, this one has two bedrooms and three bathrooms.
Just then, Billy came out of the house that was made, gobbling the couple up. Outside, Tails and Cosmo were tending the reindeer while Cosmo noticed Rudolph's nose stopped glowing.
Cosmo: Oh, you poor thing. Let me help you.
She touched his nose, making it glow brightly once more.
Tails: There, now you're helped.
Rudolph: (smiles) Thank you.
They came in while Future Billy looked down.
Mrs. Claus: Excellent work, kids.
As the sad Billy spoke next, the creepy eyes continued to follow.
Future Billy: It doesn't matter. Santa's a monster and Christmas will be ruined!
Mrs. Claus: Don't say that, Billy.
Future Billy: But I just did.
Mrs. Claus: Billy, kids, you are all what Christmas is all about.
Waffle: Really?
Future Billy: (grins) So if Santa stays a vampire, can I have his sleigh?
Mrs. Claus: Children, you're the only ones who's offered to be any help. You're the only ones who's ever showed me any good will.
The kids smiled a bit.
Roll: Wow...
Future Billy: (pauses) Can we have pie?
The others fell while Eve chuckled and Wall-E looked amused.
Mrs. Claus: You will always have a special place in my heart and in the new world order.
Wolfos: New World Order?
Tails: Uh, thanks for the confidence.
Future Dot: Yeah.
Snoopy: Come on, guys. Let's check to see if there's anything else we can do to help cure Santa.
They nodded, leaving Billy, Mrs. Claus, Waffle, and the robots. Just as they were gone, the door busted open as Mandy's group had arrived.
Future Mandy: Ghoulish isn't our vampire, Mrs. C.
Mrs. Claus: Hmm...uh, maybe you can ask Santa what he saw before he was bitten.
All: Right.
Rika: Right, retrace his steps, maybe pull a couple of his teeth for DNA samples.
Future Billy: (grins) Mandy! I'm getting presents in the New World Order! Mrs. Claus said so!
Waffle: Me too!
Patch: Guys...I should tell you that-
He then noticed the others gone. He sighed sadly.
Patch: Oh man, now they'll find out too late.
Voice: Just like it's too late for you!
Just then, a shadow overcame him as everything in his world went black. Back with Mrs. Claus, she led the group to Santa's area.
Mrs. Claus: Now off to the cellar with the lot of you. Christmas won't save itself.
With that, almost everyone, minus Mrs. Claus, Billy, and Waffle headed down the cellar. Before Grim could follow, the old woman stopped him.
Mrs. Claus: Well, would you look at that. Your scythe is filthy. (takes it) Let me clean that up for you.
Future Grim: Oh, thanks.
Only Batula stayed for a moment.
Nack: (drags him) Come on!
Inside, the group looked a bit concern.
Future Mandy: This isn't right.
Just then, the door was shut before they noticed the coffin opened and the chains were unlocked.
Wheezy: Uh, where's Santa?
Smart A**: Everyone, Santa's loose!
Just then, Santa attacked.
Santa: I HUNGER FOR BLOOD! HO-HO-HO!
Ed: AHHH!!
Banzai & Shenzi: VAMPIRE!!
Back with Billy, he and Waffle were confused.
Future Billy: What happened to Grim and Mandy and the skinny guy and the others?
Mrs. Claus: Well, you see, Billy. They were naughty. Even the pure hearted one have naughtiness. And sometimes terrible things happen to naughty people.
Santa's Voice: I WANT TO BITE YOUR NECK!
Greasy: Shut up! Your shouting's worse than Loud's!
Voices: YOU WHAT?!
Then, she turned, noticing everyone else noticing.
Tails: You think even the pure hearted are evil!? That's just very wrong!
Cream: They're our friends! And those were my parents and husband down there!
Waffle: (ignoring) Well, you heard Mrs. Claus, guys.
Future Billy: See ya.
The two left, much to the others' annoyance. The kids banged on the door.
Cosmo: Guys, can you hear us?
Hope: Mom! Dad!
Penny Mouse: Everyone!
Back inside, the group was dodging the vampire Santa more.
Pinky: Narf, this is the end!
Brain: This is the dumbest way to die.
Future Mandy: (sarcastically) Nice job, bonehead, giving your scythe to Mrs. Claus.
Manic: (to the door) Kids, hang in there! I'll see if I can unlock the door.
Sonia: This is just great!
The others backed away while Manic was unlocking the door. Then, Von Ghoulish realized something.
Von Ghoulish: Hey, you know what?
Future Jack Spicer: What?
Von Ghoulish: I think I remembered: Mrs. Claus is the Head Head Vampire.
Renamon: (glares) That would have been useful information a few seconds ago!
Batula: Ugh, I knew it had to be her!
Rouge: Why do you say that?
Batula: Remember Anya's story? It vas all a lie! She didn't find Santa trying to bite ze elves...she bit him and zey turned ze elves into vampires!
All: What?!
Future Grim: I'm losing my Christmas cheer. Talk to him, Von Ghoulish, he's your undead brother.
Von Ghoulish: It's not like we have a secret handshake.
Nack: Bats?
Batula: Don't look at me! If I bit him, I could control him. But if someone not in my clan bit him, zat's another story!
Nack: (sarcastically) Thanks alot.
Future Mandy: Does anyone have any useful ideas on staying alive?
Future Jack Spicer: I don't have any Shen Gong Wu, yeesh! I lost them!
Von Ghoulish: When I'm in the mood and baring my fangs, I always enjoy a good song.
Tails: (from outside) Guys, Santa is still in there somewhere, try to bring out his Christmas spirit!
Future Mandy: I think I rather be a vampire.
She dodged Santa's claws before she got on top of the present, then she began to sing very fast with a worried look on her face.
Future Mandy: (singing) Up on the rooftop reindeer pause
Out jumps good old Santa Clause
Down thru the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones
Christmas joys
Santa neared her, but stopped as the ones inside watched.
Future Mandy: (singing) Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Up on the rooftop
Click, click, click
Down thru the chimney with
Good Saint Nick
He looked at Mandy's puppy eyes while he let down his claws.
Future Mandy: (singing) First comes the stocking
Of little Nell
Oh, dear Santa
Fill it well
Give her a dolly
That laughs and cries
One that will open
And shut her eyes
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t-
Von Ghoulish: Big finish!
Future Mandy: (singing) GOOOOO!
They forced her to smile while Santa finally stopped, looking confused.
Santa: What's going on?
Banzai: Strange, you sound like that dumb parrot.
Shenzi: Or that robot turkey.
Future Mandy then neared Santa, much to Batula's worry.
Future Mandy: (girly voice) You know what I want for Christmas, Santa?
Santa: What do you want for Christmas, little girl?
Batula: Mandy, don't!
It was too late as Future Mandy brought out a stake filled with holy water on it, pouncing to Santa.
Future Mandy: (normal voice) I want the world to be free of you blood sucking monsters! Good or evil!
Batula: (angrily) YOU ARE SO VAMPIRE RACIST!
Quickly, Batula snapped his fingers as flames encircled Future Mandy, forcing her off of Santa.
Future Mandy: Gah!
Batula: Zat's for ze vampire racism.
Future Mandy: I'm not a racist!
Gordon: Then why do you hate religion and like everything evil?
Future Mandy: Shut the f*** up!
Ze Professor: I'm only wanting to know how he learned zat spell, even though vampires aren't technically casters of fire.
Batula: First of all, I'm not an ordinary vampire, I'm a Nobody. Secondly, vhen you take ze time to read, you tend to learn a few things.
Grim whistled before a familiar scythe came down.
Future Grim: We're here to save Christmas, Mandy, not ruin it again.
She was dragged by everyone.
Future Mandy: (to Santa) You're lucky that Death, Batula, and the Neo Outsiders were here to save you this time, fat man.
He growled while Grim opened a portal. They quickly entered before the portal closed. Santa tried going, but it was too late. Santa growled in anger.
Re: Neo Outsiders Holiday Special 4: Vampire Santa Arc
July 30 2008, 10:06 PM
Part 5: The True Enemy
A bit later, as almost everyone (minus Billy & Waffle who were doing other things) were reunited, the group glanced at Mrs. Claus, who looked down.
Mrs. Claus: So, now you know the truth.
She then transformed to a blue skinned vampire woman.
Mrs. Claus: I am the Head Head Vampire! BLAAAAAH!
Future Mandy: Again, hello, 5 minutes ago.
Batula: Zat is so a sterotype on vampires anyvay.
Mrs. Claus: (angrily to Von Ghoulish) And you! What kind of a vampire are you?! I sent them to you so you could destroy them!
Von Ghoulish: Oh, I don't destroy anymore. Too messy. But I did give them a stern talking to. He-he-he.
She angrily growled to him.
Von Ghoulish: Gotta go!
He jumped into a new Christmas tree, hiding there.
Dingo: So you made Santa a vampire!
Future Mandy: Boy, you must really hate him.
Mrs. Claus: Oh, no, no, no. I don't hate him. I love Santa very much.
She then looked at a picture of Santa.
Mrs. Claus: I still remember the day we met.
Nack: I can tell this is gonna be boring.
(Flashback)
In the past, we see a young Claus heading to an outhouse.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: Oh-ho-ho, he was a jolly guy, with his odd desire to give presents to total strangers.
He was punched away. It then showed Santa trying to leave a present to a woman.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: But there were never any takers.
He was hit on the head with the umbrella. The present was thrown away before he took it.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: That is, of course, until he met me.
There, he saw a young Anya (though with a tooth missing). He then gave a sly grin.
Claus: Growl!
It then showed Claus with Anya at a donation (illegal) area where Santa was giving some blood of his to a child.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: He was the first man to show me the joys of giving blood instead of taking it.
It showed a bloody heart saying "I Love You" on it. It then showed the two getting married.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: So, we got married and bought a little pole of our own.
It then showed the events of the Santa Claus movie prologue before it showed Santa taking care of the charts, the elves working on the toys, and Mrs. Claus taking care of the orders.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: We had two reindeer at the time, but never any children. Thus, my husband was chosen as was I to live eternally to deliver gifts to all the good children. Knowing it would be alot of work, we agreed to always work as a team.
It then showed the events of the main plot up to the end.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: Then, after a few rough ends, we adopted Joe and Cornella into the family.
It then showed a fatter (and a little older) Anya working in the office doing chores while Santa (present form) was on the net.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: But as the years passed, Santa became more and more preoccupied with checking his list.
The woman was looking extremely pissed off while her voice continued.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: And who do you think was left to do all the work?
(End Flashback)
Nack: You?
Mrs. Claus: Santa works 1 day a year and I work my fingers to the bone in the other 364, never a moment's rest. I've had it!
Cream: If that's true, how come I don't see your adopted kids?
Mrs. Claus: I only call Cornella my other child because she's about to marry my adopted son, Joe.
Tails: Wait, what about all the other Christmases he helped alot in? Why wasn't he lazy there? And how come every time someone meets Santa, he looks different in every encounter?
Psycho: Don't think too hard, Fox Boy. It'll be too hard to keep up.
Sarah: We need to know where your kid and future daughter-in-law are.
Voice: Why don't you ask me?
Just then, they gasped, noticing a familiar vizier appearing, with Wall-E hiding behind Eve.
All: The Vizier!
Mrs. Claus: You see, when I wanted to do something about it, he appeared recently. He was a bit of some good help, but he wanted a price.
Vizier: Let me explain...I had explained to her that since she's a born vampire, she should bite Santa. Of course, her brats overheard. So I locked them away.
Mrs. Claus: He said that he would harm them both if I don't do as he said, so I turned him into a vampire, just like he did with all the elves.
All: What!?
Future Mandy: Look, lady, sorry about your marriage problems, but I know what you're both up to. You have Santa turn into a vampire, and then you'd have him travel down every chimney in the world and turn everyone else into vampires.
Future Grim: Yeah! You can't have Christmas until you pry it from my cold dead hand!
Mrs. Claus: Actually, I just wanted a little break.
Vizier: (smirks) Actually, that sounds like a marvelous idea, better than taking over the whole Claus family, especially the brats! Hope you don't mind if we steal it! MINIONS!!
Just then, many elves, including ones familiar, and two figures in cloaks came.
Amy: It's the kids, oh, thank goodness you two are all right-
Just then, the cloaks were removed as the elves all transformed into vampires with two more vampires who were once human appeared.
Amy: AHHH! NEVERMIND!
The vampires turned to bats, charging to the group.
Future Mandy: Oh, this isn't good.
Back with Future Billy, he and Waffle turned on the light to Santa's office.
Waffle: Hello?
Future Billy: What is this place?
There, they saw the name on the office desk.
Future Billy: This must be Santa's private study!
The dumb boy went to the desk, sitting on the chair. He sniffed the pin before sticking both sides into his nose.
Future Billy: Santa's private pen!
He wrote on the desk, then on the screen really hard, breaking it before putting it back. The pen broke with the computer being destroyed.
Waffle: (notices) Ooooh! Look there
There, they went to the glass before they noticed the sign.
Future Billy: (reading) "In case of Vampire attack, break glass."
Waffle took the hammer, tapping the glass, which broke.
Future Billy: Well, that was fun.
The two began walking away before the screen turned on. Then, a hologram image of Santa played before the two came back, noticing.
Santa: Ho-ho-ho! If you're getting this message, I've been bitten fo' sure. And there's only one way to return me and maybe my kids, if they get bitten, to normal and save Christmas.
Both of them nodded.
Santa: Great. First, you'll need uh...a medium sized bowl.
The two headed off, then came back with the bowl.
Santa: Good. A, um, a popsicle stick and a cotton swab.
Waffle took the two out from his mouth, then placed it in the bowl.
Santa: Baking soda.
Future Billy poured the whole box from his pocket into the bowl. The two then sneezed.
Both: Ah-choo!
They were both covered with baking soda.
Santa: Gesundheit.
Back with the Neo Outsiders, Future Grim noticed the toy room door opened.
Future Grim: Quick, everyone, the toy room!
Quickly, the group entered the toy room, locking out the vampire elves. Inside, they panted as Amy sighed.
Amy: Can't get worse than this.
Grim screamed as they noticed more vampires, including Joe and Cornella.
Umana: You had to say it!
The vampires hissed as many of them neared the group. Future Grim tried using his scythe, but unfortunately, the top froze.
Future Grim: The scythe's magic is frozen! We're doomed!
Amy: Not on my watch!
The others prepared to attack while Grim's scythe got caught in the toy hook. The non-fighters (and Future Mandy) jumped, holding onto Grim as the vampires missed. The others attacked the kid vampires and the ones they knew.
Tails: Guys, it's us!
Cream: Please stop!
The remaining ones chased the non-fighters, though they each kicked them away. Quickly, Jack, Rika, and Mandy tossed each toy to them. Finally, Mandy grabbed a doll.
Future Mandy: All right, boys, it's playtime.
She squeezed it, squirting the vampires with the water from below the doll's squirter.
Doll: I wet myself.
Just then, they slipped and fell, falling into a conveyor belt with a barrel full of toy monkeys. They got off.
Future Mandy: I think we lost them.
Patch: That's what you think!
Grim attacked the vampire elves with the others skateboarding the conveyor.
Future Grim: (notices) Hey!
They jumped off, heading below, with Future Grim slipping on the board and falling down. All while Future Grim was being mauled by the vampires.
Future Grim: Ow! Oh! Ow! Oh, not the face! Ah! Ahhh! AHHH!! AHHHHHHH!
He touched the button from an action figure, then toy bullets hit the vampires, knocking them away. Grim smiled and laughed before one more hit him. He then fell into a bowl.
Future Grim: AHHH!!
He landed on the sphere with Mandy's group. The group of bats headed to them, but Mandy used the hool-a-hoop, trapping them before they fell, bouncing on a trampoline. Jack hit them with a guitar, then they bounced back up, noticing heavy items shoved by the group. The vampires fell all the way down until they crashed to the ground.
Future Mandy: I only like elves when they're making cookies.
Future Jack Spicer: I hope the others are doing okay.
They came out of the bucket as they looked down. Grim laughed at the site. Just then, Grim was knocked down by a giant teddy bear.
Rika: Dork.
Future Mandy: Idiot.
Mr. Blik: Jackass!
They glared at him.
Mr. Blik: What? Can't I have some snappy comeback remark too?
The group headed down while Future Grim crashed to the vampires, being attacked by the freed vampires once more with Future Mandy's group carrying knives, stakes, and pointy ends to toys.
Future Mandy: All right, Grim, you take care of those guys. We'll find and get the Head Head Vampire.
They continued onward, all while Sonic's group kept attacking the elves and kids. The group dodged the fangs with Batula firing thunder and ice spells, shocking and freezing them.
Amy: All right! Way to go! Nothing can go wrong now.
Just then, a blast hit Amy, making a hole through Amy. Amy gasped, coughing as she fell down, coughing. The Vizier laughed cruelly as Sally was surprised.
Sally: Amy!
Sonic: No!
They gasped as they looked at Amy, who was in pain.
Stupid: Oh no...
Bunnie: Amy Rose, hang in there.
With Mandy's group, they came to the cave, noticing the huge figure.
Future Mandy: All right, lady, let's go.
Future Jack Spicer: You and us, right now!
Mrs. Claus came down, looking at them.
Mrs. Claus: Let's.
She then spinned around, with the others looking concern. Just then, she stopped, turned into a huge giant bat. The giant bat roared to them with slime and blood.
Future Jack Spicer: Gross, and I thought she was ugly before.
Re: Neo Outsiders Holiday Special 4: Vampire Santa Arc
July 31 2008, 8:45 PM
Part 6: Cure, Revealation, and Sacrifice
With two familiar figures, Billy and Waffle carried a bowl of something cooked.
Future Billy: Hey, everybody, vampire antidote right here!
Waffle: Hot, and a zesty!
The bats were busy hitting Grim.
Future Billy: (passing by) Homestyle fresh!
Only Joe and Cornella followed.
Waffle: Hi, Grim.
The bats continued hitting Grim. The two with the vampires closing by only passed the growling bat with Mandy's group.
Future Billy: Ex-squeeze us, ladies.
Finally, Billy, Waffle, Joe, and Cornella came to the coffin. The coffin opened as Santa growled. Waffle then opened the top, revealing cookies. Santa sniffed, then continued sniffing as he smiled for a few moments before he finally spoke.
Santa: COOKIES!
Future Billy: And milk!
Waffle: (to Joe & Cornella) We got more.
He then showed two cookies to them.
Waffle: Here are yours.
The two looked confused, but shrugged and ate their cookes as Santa ate the bowl full of one dozen cookies. When they were done, Santa put the bowl down. He belched for a few moments before sliding down back to the coffin. Just then, the coffin inside along with the two kids glowed.
Both: Oooohhh...
Back with Sonic's group, the others glared at the Vizier with Umana holding Amy.
Knuckles: You monster!
Vizier: Look who's calling who a monster? You're working with a damn hybrid mutt!
Batula: (anger mark) Did you just call me a hybrid mutt!?
Cream: I bet you were using the Clauses to destroy Christmas again!
Scott: It's time we end this, now!
Vizier: I'll make sure I destroy you, then find a way back to Toyland to destroy the prince, and to the Land of the Dolls to destroy those damn Toys Next Door!
All: Huh?
Vizier: Oh, I forgot, I don't think you know the reason why I hate the Kids Next Door...perhaps this form would help figure it out. I was getting tired of this human form anyway...
Flames engulfed him. Just then, the group looked shocked as they saw the Vizier transforming into a shadowy, yet familiar form.
All: FATHER!
Tails: It's the toy version of Father!
Father (Toy): You are correct, Fox Boy. Christmas, bah! I hate it! And I hate the Clauses!
Sonia: Why did you do it? What did they do to you?
Father (Toy): You mean what they didn't do: give me to a child that I could be worshipped by. Those Toys Next Door ruined my chances and exposed my plans to take over the planet! Then I used a spell that could turn me to a human only once. I used it to try taking over Toyland, but that was ruined.
Manic: Dude, you're a jerk! And you killed Amy!
Amy: (coughs) Still alive...barely.
Umana: Hang on!
Father (Toy): Ha-ha-ha! She'll be dead in a few minutes, and you don't even have your resurrection crew!
Penny Mouse: How did you know about that?
Voices: (monotone) Why don't you ask us?
Just then, a portal opened, revealing some familiar children.
Scott: The toy versions of the Delightful Children from Down the Lane!
They noticed an empty bottle of "rat transformation" on one of the toys' hands.
Sonic: They took on the form of rats temporarily!
Sally: That explains why five of the rats we gathered were always stuck together.
Cosmo: How could you six do this!?
Father (Toy): You know our reasons!
Delightful Children (Toy): And best of all, we will make sure we finish them off permanently when it's all over! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Mrs. Claus, meanwhile, kept fighting the group before she heard three voices.
Santa's Voice: Hey, Nancy!
Joe's Voice: Mom!
Cornella: Anya!
The group heard the voices. The groups turned, noticing Santa, Joe, and Cornella all normal.
Father (Toy): What!?
She went to her husband.
Santa: Billy says that all he wants for Christmas is for us to get along.
Future Billy: Mrs. Claus, Christmas isn't about destroying your enemies and taking over the world with your vampire army.
He then pulled out some stockings, cookies, and candy.
Future Billy: Just about stockings, and candy, and Christmas cookies. It's about the never ending presents and that Santa will bring some. It's about helping people and licking cake beaters.
Waffle: And most of all, it's about Jesus Christ and all the wonderful things that had happened.
Future Billy: Sure, we sometimes eat the yellow snow, but at Christmas time, even if it's July, it tastes just a little bit better.
Santa: Billy also says that all this work is driving you a little "batty".
Waffle: (glances) And?
He sighed a bit.
Santa: I'm sorry.
Joe and Cornella hugged as Mrs. Claus felt touched.
Mrs. Claus: (smiles) Oh, Cookie-Face, I've been so foolish.
The six evil toys gasped at her transforming back to normal.
Father (Toy): NO!!!
Mrs. Claus: (runs to Santa) I just can't stay mad at you!
Santa: (smiles) Me either.
They both went to one another kissing each other.
Delightful Children (Toy): How disgusting!
Future Billy: Well, our work is done here.
Waffle: And good thing, too.
Father (Toy): GRAH! ANOTHER CHANCE OF VENGEANCE GONE!!!
The others glared at him before he chuckled sheepishly.
Father (Toy): Uh, I'll be going now.
Delightful Children (Toy): Us too!
They hurried out of the area before they noticed a portal.
Voice: If you wish to live, come with me.
The six jumped in.
Batula: Get back here!
He jumped toward the portal, but it was gone.
Batula: Who was he?
Just then, the group looked back at Amy.
Amy: Guys...I don't think I'll make it.
Dingo: Come on, hang in there!
Vector: How can she? We don't have Shari nor the others that can resurrect people.
Batula sighed, taking out a spell book.
Batula: Zere is one way...
He opened the book, with everyone looking at the spell.
Rodent: (reading) "Resurrection/Ultimate Healing Spell: This spell can bring back the person that was either killed or is nearing death. The only price would be-"
Stupid: Duh, would $3.95 work for the price?
Cream: That's not what he was gonna say!
Umana: (sadly) Actually the price is that one of us would have to become one.
They gasped at what she said.
Roll: Umana...
She looked at Amy, then at Batula.
Batula: One of us must sacrifice ourselves...I vant to know who should do it.
They looked concern before Umana sighed.
Umana: I'll do it. (hugs Batula) Even though I'll be Amy, I won't be forgotten.
Amy: Umana...
Batula and Umana each shed a tear, kissing one another before the female turned, placing her hand on Amy's huge wound.
Umana: Do it.
He nodded, reading the incantation in the book. The spell was cast as Umana started glowing. Amy looked surprised as Umana started fading while Amy's wound was closing up.
Amy: Umana!
Umana: I think it's better this way.
With that, she saw Umana turning to a white spear, going inside Amy. She gasped as she was completely healed. Amy stood up, completely healed as she looked surprised.
Amy: She...she gave her own life to let me live.
Batula sighed sadly before Amy looked at him. She then hugged him as she spoke sadly.
Amy: I'm sorry...I really am.
She noticed the vampire squirrel hugging her a bit tighter, but only gave out a sad smile while we see a faint image of Umana before we see Amy again. Sometime later, the group looked at most of the healed elves (who had taken the remaining cookies) and the Clauses.
Mrs. Claus: I'm sorry we put you through all of this. But I can't do the work of a thousand men. All I want for Christmas is some help.
Joe: Yeah, if only there was a way to wrap that up and put that under the tree.
Cornella: (notices) Look.
Just then, from out of the tree came a familiar vampire.
Von Ghoulish: Is it over?
He then noticed something filthy.
Von Ghoulish: Ugh, this place is a mess! I mean this is unacceptable!
He got out of the tree, then took off his coat, placing on an apron, sweeping the floor with a broom.
Von Ghoulish: Only humans can live like this!
Cornella: We're human, too, you know.
Nack: (pauses) Is Von Ghoulish a gay vampire?
Future Mandy: Well, maybe we can work something out.
Roll: Santa, we gotta ask you: aren't you afraid that this will happen again?
Sleet: He has a point. I mean your wife's a vampire of unknown origin!
Mrs. Claus: I was actually born in a British vampire organization before I met Santa and disowned it.
Joe and Cornella looked a bit concern and a little worried once more.
Santa: Roll, Sleet, we can't help who we fall in love with. My wife was a vampire long before I met her.
Boss: (puffs his cigar) Not exactly a wise choice.
Nack: Second.
Batula and Amy hit the two.
Both: Ow!
Nack: Bitch.
Santa: Sometimes, you just have to take risks and have faith and believe in the goodness that we all have deep down inside us. That, besides Jesus, is what Christmas is all about.
Joe: (to the Neo Outsiders) Between you guys and me, this most likely the 6th or 7th time mom turned dad into a vampire.
Santa: But I always manage to return to my jolly old self! Ho-ho-ho!
Some of them looked unimpressed.
Mrs. Claus: (with tears) This has been the best Christmas ever!
Just then, a snowball hit her in the face.
Mrs. Claus: (annoyed) Who keeps doing that?!
Batula & Boss: We didn't do it!
Just then, they saw a boy named Sperg laughing cruelly.
Sperg: Ha, suckers!
Gordon: How he got here, I'll never know!
Batula: (shouts) Get him!
Just then, the remaining elf vampires attacked Sperg.
Sperg: What the-!? (is tackled) AHHH!
He screamed more and more while Billy smiled.
Future Billy: Now that's what Christmas is all about!
Everyone took hands and most, except Mandy obviously, started dancing a bit with grins on their faces.
Cream: I bet the others will be excited on what happened today.
(ED: Round & Round by Rhatt)
Epilogue:
(6 Months Later (takes place after the Season 6 episodes and movie))
It then showed the next Christmas (in December) of the current year as all the Neo Outsiders smiled due to it being Christmas at midnight.
Future Mandy: Everyone, it's Christmas when the sun is up.
Future Grim: Nope, it's after midnight.
Benjamin Uno: Chirstmas is now.
The babies (some familiar looking) as they grinned.
Sora: Come on, guys!
The others jumped in and began unwrapping their presents. Later, the group came back with their gifts (at least to the really good ones).
Future Grim: Oh, it's just what we always wanted!
Future Kim: Well, I hope you learned something, Mandy. Do you believe in the Christmas spirit now?
Future Jack Spicer: And Jesus?
She took out a piece of coal as did Future Bloo and a few others with coal.
Future Bloo: CRAP! Damn you, Santa!
They glanced at the ones with the gifts.
Ones with Coal: NO!
They threw them at the good guys (ones with presents), though only Future Jack Spicer and Future Grim were hit.
Both: AHHH!
Up above, Santa was driving his sleigh.
Santa: Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
At the end, there was Billy as a reindeer.
Future Billy: And Happy Hanuakah, too! That's what we have at our house and we get more presents. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
In an instant, they vanished into the night before we fade to black.