Hero League Z Season 2
Chapter 7: City of the Weird Arc
Episode 79: Climactic Battle! Masterminds are Kankers!
Intro from Episode 78
King Koopa: (looking scary) Okay, butter-ball, any second reasons on not giving out outfits back?
(The cloaked guy then screams and tries running out the door, but he was kicked in the face by what looks like a black boot, confusing the heroes)
Future Storm: What the...
(The leg then dissapears back into the darkness as windows opening were heard)
Imaginary Escargoon: Just what was that?
Imaginary Dedede: No idea.
(Toon Link then goes towards the clothes, picks them up, and then does his item obtained pose from 'The Wind Waker'. Music is heard in the background as well, making the other heroes sweatdrop at that)
Olimar: (whispers to Toon Zelda) Does he always do that?
Toon Zelda: (whispers back) Only when he gets some treasure of some sort.
(Toon Link then anime falls to the ground)
Toon Link: (sarcastic) Oh sure, spoil my fun. Real nice.
Ace Ventura: Well a-he-he-henyway, we got our clothes back and we can go back to being decent!
Ryotsu: And we nabbed the last crime gang. Now all that's left is the ones behind this whole case!
Battleship: We'd better get back to the hotel to rest up. The big day is coming soon.
(The heroes then walk back to the hotel, unknowingly being watched by Coal and Jinx the bat from a nearby rooftop. Back at the lair, the three figures saw the whole thing as well)
1st Figure: Looks like those guys failed us.
2nd Figure: I never doubted it, those guys are bad at alchemy anyway.
3rd Figure: What should we do now?
1st Figure: Like they always say. If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Pack your bags, because we're hittin' the town tomorrow!
(The three figures then laughed as the screen fades black)
(The next morning, the heroes were once again at the donut shoppe with Ryotsu, discussing about how they'll find the masterminds behind the whole crime ring case)
Felicia: So how are we supposed to find these guys now that the crime ring is all gone?
Ryotsu: Some of the police force told me that there have been some strange going-ons over at the construction site. That's probably where the masterminds are.
Roy: So we're gonna go investigate it?
Ryotsu: Pretty much. And since this is the only kind of crime we have left to solve, I guess-
(Just then, the door opened while frantic heavy breathing was heard as the heroes looked to the entrance. They saw a man with brown hair, a light blue suit, a blue tie, a white shirt, blue pants, and black shoes. This was...)
Ace Ventura: Stanley Ipkiss? (gets up and goes towards the man, named Stanley) What brings you to the City of the Weird? Did Charlie fire you from the bank back in Edge City?
Stanley: (looks at Ace) Oh, very funny, Ace. (pauses, then slumps) It's something like that. (gets back on topic) But that's not the point! I heard the police came here between missions and I have an emergency on my hands!
Ryotsu: (walking towards Stanley and Ace) So what seems to be the problem here, Mr.Ipkiss?
Stanley: It's my dog, Milo! He's been dognapped by three people wearing ski masks!
Ryotsu: (strokes his chin) Hmm... Three people, huh? (looks to Hero League Z) Well boys and girls, looks like we have our masterminds! Their probably headed to the construction site now. Let's go!
Hero League Z: Got it!
(Just then, Hero League Z and Ryotsu run out the door, leaving Ace and Stanley back at the donut shoppe. Ace then looks at Stanley)
Ace Ventura: Well, Stan my man, hope Hero League Z and I will be seeing you, and HIM, later. Take care now! (waves goodbye) Bye bye, then!
(Ace Ventura then zooms out of the donut shoppe after the heroes, leaving Stanley back at the place. Stanley then sighs)
Stanley: Oh great... Now what am I going to do?
(Stanley then looks through his jacket and takes out what looks like a wooden mask. He then looks like he's considering something, but he then shakes his head and puts the mask back in his jacket)
Stanley: No, no. I can't risk it. There must be some other way...
(Down at the construction site, Hero League Z just made it and were doing some investigating)
Raz: Hmmm... Everything looks normal here. (looks to Ryotsu) You sure those guys are here, chief?
Ryotsu: I'm sure of it. (looks around) This is the only place in town that we haven't checked. So this should be where the masterminds behind these crime rings have their lair hidden.
(Unknown to them, three figures wearing ski masks watched them from behind a wrecking crane. One of them gets inside and turns it on. Slowly, the figure drives the crane towards them)
Darkwing Duck: (as the crane was slowly coming up to them from behind) If you ask me, that Ipkiss guy led us on a wild goose chase here!
Ace Ventura: (as the crane got closer) Relax, Duck Knight, I've known Stanley ever since I took on his first missing dog case. I just know this is like last time. Only with easier obstacles to dodge.
DK: (hears the noise) Does anyone hear a rumbling noise or something?
(The heroes then look behind them to see the crane stop with the wrecking ball above them. The heroes ran, making the wrecking ball miss when it fell. This angered the ski-masked figure. Then the figure jumped out of the crane to face the heroes. The other two figures went up next to the first one)
First Figure: You got some nerve coming onto OUR turf, punks!
Mario: (crosses his arms) Gee, ain't-a that the pot-a calling the kettle-a black.
Wario: Okay, freaks, you got 2 seconds to tell us what are you people doing here, and time is already up so just tell us anyway!
Second Figure: You guys of all people should know... Hero League Z.
Third Figure: Allow us to rid ourselves of these disguises.
(The three figures then shed the ski masks and black outfits, revealing their true clothes and looks)
Third Figure: We're the rowdiest trio of punks ever known on Earth!
Second Figure: We clobber innocents just for the heck of it!
1st Figure: We are...
(The figures are then revealed to be Lee Kanker, Marie Kanker, and May Kanker!)
Kankers: The Kanker sisters!
Zach: (shocked) The Kankers?!
Kazooie: (looks to Zach) You know these people?
Zach: The Kanker sisters are a trio that have been after the Eds for years. They're really strong, even moreso since joining the Neo Masters of Evil.
Pocahontas: So they WERE behind all of these crimes!
Zach: The last time they were seen was when they crashed the Neo Outsiders on their vacation. They retreated once they were ordered to, but they didn't like it.
Ace Ventura: But the question is... (points to the Kankers like a certain attortney) Why, oh WHY, did you masquerade all of these crimes all around the City of the Weird?
Marie Kanker: Well, it all started after when you guys beat Achille...
(BGM: Count Cannoli Boss- Wario: Master of Disguies OST)
Lee: Your funeral then! Let's get 'em girls!
Marie and May: Right!
(The three then charge toward the heroes while their hands each glew red, yellow, and blue auras. During the commotion, Stanley Ipkiss snuck in and his behind a pile of pipes so he can not be seen)
Stanley Ipkiss: (to himself) Oh... Milo should be around here somewhere... But where?
(Back at the fight, the heroes were still fighting the Kankers, who, using their powers, had a bit of the upperhand)
Lee: (rearing her hand back) Fireball!
(Lee then throws a ball of fire to Melody, who deflects it with her trident. The ball of fire then goes toward Lee, who dodges by leaning back, thus making the fireball hit one of the cranes, breaking it apart)
Lee: (observing the damage done) Huh. Nice swing. You do baseball?
Melody: Nope. Thunder!
(Melody's trident then glows yellow as sparks start emitting from it. Before she could use the spell though, May came in and tackled the girl, making Melody step back a few paces and into a bunch of wet cement. Melody then gasps as she sees Marie getting ready to use a wrecking ball on her)
Marie: Say night night, former mermaid!
Melody: (gasp)
(Hero League Z momentarily stopped fighting to see Melody in her current situation)
Heroes: Melody!
(From where he hid, Stanley gasped as he saw the sight in front of him)
Stanley: (to himself) Oh no! If something isn't done, she'll be smashed! What to do?! What do do?!
(Stanley then gets out the mask he had earlier and looks at it for a few seconds. Then he sighed)
Stanley: Guess I have no choice... Here goes nothing!
(Stanley then starts putting the mask near him. As he does, dark clouds start filling the air as the mask starts binding itself to Stanely's face. After that, Stanley was moaning some strange words before finding himself spinning in what looks like a cartoon tornado that sparked green lightning. Then, with a zoom, the tornado blasted toward Melody and swiped her off the cement before the wrecking ball could make contact. The heroes looked shocked, along with the Kankers, to see who saved Melody. In fact, the yellow zuit suit looked VERY familiar)
Figure: (to Melody in his arms) You can open your eyes now, kid.
(Melody, who closed her eyes while waiting for the blow, starts opening them. She then looks up slowly to see the face of her rescuer)
Melody: Who... Who are you? ...And why is your face green?
(The figure, like Melody said, had a green face, large teeth, and a large chin. He wore the same zuit suit that they saw another wore back a few episodes ago along with the hat and feather)
Green-Faced Figure: Name's Mask, kid. The Mask.
(The Mask then sets Melody down on the ground as Lee, Marie, and May regroup together to look at the green-faced stranger)
Lee: Just what are you doing here, freak? This is OUR fight?
The Mask: (turning to the Kanker Sisters) Actually, you picked a fight with me once you took Ipkiss' dog. And it's not smart to pick a fight with Mr.Mask!
(The Mask then spins around as he dressed up like a teacher with a ruler)
The Mask: (teacher's voice) You delinquients need severe punishment for your actions! And I know just how to do it!
(The Mask then spins back to normal and zooms toward the Kankers. He held out his hands towards them and...)
SFX: PULL!!
(Gave the three sisters atomic wedgies!)
The Mask: WEDGIES!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (zooms back to the heroes) That always kills me!
Future Nico Robin: (thinking as she looks to The Mask while Homestar, King of Town, Coach Z, and the dog come back) ...
Coach Z: (looking to the dog) And a little poocher here.
Battleship: (sweatdropping as he looks to Coach Z) 'Poocher'?
Coach Z: Don't make fun of how I call dorgs!
Diddy Kong: (realizes) Waaaaaait... Didn't that Stanley guy say that his dog was kidnapped by three people?
DK: Hey! You're right little buddy! He did say that. You don't think this would be his dog, would you?
(The dog then barks a bit and goes off toward The Mask. The dog nuzzles the green-faced man's leg a little before he picks up the little pooch)
The Mask: Oh, THERE you are Milo! You do realize that Stanley has been worried sick about you, right? Guy nearly gave me a headache! Well anyway, Mr.Mask has to fight some baddies now, so keep in touch, okay? (hands the dog, named Milo, over to Luigi) Here, hold the pup.
Luigi: (unsure) Uh... Okay?
(Luigi then takes Milo into his arms as The Mask gets back into his position)
Shima-chan: (looking to Ace Ventura) Hey, Ace, why was Milo a little attracted to The Mask?
Ace Ventura: (usual attitude) Heh heh heh. I'll tell you after the whole climactic battle between good and evil is over.
May: (gets her underwhere back into her pants and notices her hair is a mess) Oh no! The guy messed up my hair!
Marie: (same way) Me too!
Lee: (glaring at The Mask) You are SO in for it, punk!
The Mask: (looks back with a smirk) Oh we'll see who's the punk in this fight. Bring it!
Diddy Kong: Hey! You still have us to deal with girls! (gets out his peanut popguns) Peanut Popguns!
(Diddy then fires peanuts from his guns, hitting the Kankers, only raising their damage a little bit)
Marie: Peanuts? Is that the best you can do?
Bubs: How about this then? (gets out a huge cannon) Crazy Crap Colonade!
(Bubs start shooting several items from his concession stand at the Kankers who tried doding the onslaught of crazy crap. Bits of cold ones, paint canisters, and cool shades got stuck in Lee's hair)
Strong Mad: MY TURN!!! CHARGE!!! (charges toward the Kankers)
May: (seeing Strong Mad come towards them) Run away!
(The three scatter before Strong Mad could hit them. Just then, Marie held her hands out towards Strong Mad)
Marie: Ice Freeze!
(Just then, Strong Mad was frozen in a block of ice)
Strong Bad: Oh no! They froze my brother!
Strong Sad: (looking charred) Hey! What about me? I was the one who got struck by lightning!
Strong Bad: (not sympathetic to Strong Sad) Oh. Bad for you then.
Toadsworth: It seems that these three have the power of fire, ice, and lightning. Could these be the powers they were given by Mephisto?
Ingrid: Don't worry, Strong Mad, I'll heat you up!
(Ingrid then makes her hands glow sun-orange and starts heating up Strong Mad, all the while, Peach, Melody, and Suzu were facing off against May, Lee, and Marie, respectively)
Lee: Time to burn, twerps! Flamethrower!
(Lee fires flames from her hands towards Melody, in which the half-mermaid dodged by ducking and rolling on the ground)
Lee: What's the matter, mermaid girl? (smirks) I thought mermaids were able to counter fire! Oh wait! I know why. It's because you ain't in your element! Ha!
Melody: (thinking) There's gotta be a way to counter their powers. It looks like they're twice as powerful with those elements than those Shadow Sirens Mario mentioned.
New Soul Slayer, Keybearer, and Keyreapers! Oh joy!
September 29 2008, 6:29 PM
(With Peach and May)
Peach: Peach Bomb!
(Peach bumped her hips at May, blowing her back a little. May started rubbing her hands together, very fast, creating some static electricity)
May: (creating electricity) Alright, dress-up doll! Come and get some! Lightning Shocker!
(May then fired lightning bolts from above, striking Peach right threw the crown she wore. The next thing the princess knew, she was charred black with her hair out of place)
Peach: (coughs out smoke) ...Shocking.
The Mask: (looking to Peach) I believe the correct term is "smokin'".
(With Suzu and Marie)
Suzu: Teleport!
(Suzu dissapears in gray smoke and starts appearing and reappearing in the area around Marie. But for some reason, the Kanker was smirking)
Marie: Ha! You think that your little Houdini trick will work on me? We'll see about that! *holds her hand to the ground* Ice Rink!
(The area around Marie then suddenly turns to ice, and when Suzu appeared after, she slipped on the ice and fell butt first)
Suzu: Tch! (looks at Marie who simply walks on over) Dirty trick!
Marie: Uh, hello! I'm a Kanker. What do you expect?
(With Ingrid, she just finished heating up Strong Mad and looked to see Peach, Melody, and Suzu having trouble with the Kanker trio. Aladdin and Li noticed as well)
Ingrid: Melody! Peach! Suzu!
Lee: (going towards Melody, cornering her at a wall of bricks) Now to finish you off, twerp! Wait'll key-boy and mermaid-broad hear that their daughter got barbecued!
(Lee then chuckled as her hand then conjured up a fireball, dangerously hot even. Melody looked fearful for her life at this moment. Same with Peach and Suzu, as May aimed a javelin of lighting at one while Marie made an ice spear from her arm to stab the other, respectively)
Marie: Say bye-bye!
May: Say hi to to the devil for us!
(This certainly got Ingrid, Aladdin, and Li running. Oddly, the three never noticed that their weapons, hands in Ingrid's case, were glowing)
Li: (as he ran) No way!
Aladdin: (likewise) Don't think so!
Ingrid: (also likewise) We won't let you hurt them!
(The three managed to go in front of the three heroines, Ingrid for Melody, Aladdin for Suzu, and Li for Peach and attacked the same time the Kankers did. A white light then enveloped the place)
Kankers: HUH?!
Li: SHINE! SEEKING LIGHT!
Aladdin: OPEN SESAME! ARABIAN DREAM!
Ingrid: FIGHTER'S SPIRIT!
(The voices echoed in the light for a few seconds. Then, the light dimmed to show the three Kankers being blown into each other, their hair a little messed up and their clothes having little tears in them)
Lee: (confused) What the heck was that?!
May: (confused) What hit us?
Marie: (shocked, points her finger out) Hey! Look!
(The Kankers then gasp in surprise at what Li, Aladdin, and Ingrid have in their hands. They were quite surprised as well, along with the other heroes)
Ghost Rider: (crossing his arms) Well I'll be damned.
Samurai Jack: (grinning) Isn't this a surprise?
Sakura: (amazed) No way...
(The three had their own keyblade, keypakuto, and zanpakuto! Ingrid, Aladdin, and Li respectively.
Li's zanpakuto was a bright sword that looked like a thunderbolt. The handle was black with green wrappings.
Aladdin's keypakuto was like the sword he originally used, but it also had the resemblence of a keyblade, the handle was sparkling with jewels you would see in the Cave of Wonders, and had said cave's head as the keychain.
Ingrid's keyblade was a keyblade with black and white railings at each side, a green handle area, the blade's tip was sharp, and the keychain at the end was the Hero League Z symbol)
Aladdin: (looking at his new keypakuto) Wow... I'm a keyreaper now?
Genie: (cheers) Way to go, Al! You hit the jackpot!
Li: (looks at his blade) So I'm a Soul Reaper now?
Future Ichigo: Welcome to the club, kid.
Ingrid: (looking at her keyblade) It's so... pretty.
Piglet: (whispering to Pooh) You think she'll be able to use Drive Form like Sakura and Sora?
Pooh: (whispering) I think so, Piglet. It depends on who she has the most connection with, I think.
Rabbit: (looking to the bear) Wow, Pooh! That was the smartest thing you said all day!
Pooh: (looks to Rabbit) What was, Rabbit?
Rabbit: (shaking his head) Never mind...
(grumbling, the three Kankers got up and dusted themselves off)
Marie: Please! Like some new weapons are gonna help you in this fight!
Lee: We're still gonna kick your butts!
May: Thrice as hard now!
Ghost Rider: (as he get out his keypakuto while Jack and Sakura get out their zanpakuto and keyblade, respectively) Let's find that out then. (makes the 'come here' taunt) Let's burn.
Lee: (groaning as she steadily got up) There is no way, no flippin' chance in Hell, that we will be defeated by pathetic runts like you! I'll make sure of it!
Future Wave: Stubborn little girls, aren't they?
Lee: (to May and Marie) Step back, girls! I'm finishing this in one blow!
May: (shocked) One blow?!
Marie: (also shocked) Lee, you ain't thinking of usin'-
Lee: Just shut the hell up and back off! I won't let my pride be crushed!!
(Of course, this scared the two, as they backed up very far away. Lee then focused her attention on the heroes and started searing smoke from her arm, as if it was starting to burn)
Lee: I really, REALLY didn't think I would be able to use this on you so soon. I really DIDN'T believe that you people would push me so far. I NEVER expected that you heroes are a bunch of insects that truly want no mercy from your superiors!
(As she spoke, her arm started glowing red as her anger grew)
Lee: (getting angry) But most of all... I've never expected that you wastes of skin would have the nerve to interrupt one's fight!
Ingrid: Fight?! There was no way that we were gonna let you kill Melody! And that won't happen ever!
Lee: (roaring with anger) Shut up, dame! You have no idea of how the Kanker sisters do their work! You have no idea of how Lee Kanker keeps her morales!
Mulan: What kind of morals include killing someone?!
Lee: (furious) I SAID SHUT UP!
(Lee then rears back her red arm, as if ready to punch)
Lee: I'll burn you all to death! MAGNUM FLAME THROWER!
(Lee then releases her fist out in a punch, expecting a giant blaze of fire to blaze from it. Expecting it as well, the heroes braced themselves for impact. But it never came. Confused, the heroes looked to Lee, who looked confused as well. She tried the attack again, but only a small piece of fire came out. Panic reaching her face slowly, she tried and tried repetedly, but nothing all the same. She then looked into the palm of her hands in shock, seeing only small bits of flame slowly going out)
Lee: (quietly) What? (muttering) No... No... (out loud) No! NO! NO!! What happened?! Why are my flames going out?!
(May and Marie, shocked as well, tried their abbilities. But like Lee's, theirs were going out too)
May: Hey! Our powers are going out!
Marie: Don't tell me that our powers wear out from a long distance!?
Future Usopp: (sweat drop forms on the back of his head) Well... This is anti-climactic.
Raz: Certainly is.
Ghost Rider: (crosses his arms) Looks like the powers Mephisto gave you don't last long.
Bartok: Does this mean we win?
Voodoo Vince: Probably.
(Just then, the watches on the wrists of the Kanker sisters started beeping as a voice was heard from them)
Voice from watch: Kankers, report back to base.
May and Marie: (in unision) Roger!
(Lee, however, was nonpluss at the order. She was silent for a few seconds)
Lee: ...Go on back. I'll catch up.
May: (looks to Lee) You sure?
Lee: Just go.
(Marie and May look to each other and shrug. May disappears in a lightning bolt and Marie disappears in a gust of cold wind. Lee turns off her watch and looks to the heroes)
Lee: This ain't over, Zero League Z. We will come back for you when the time comes. But before I go...
(Lee's mouth then slowly curves up into an evil smirk)
Lee: I would like to give you all a farewell gift.
Bowser Jr: Farewell gift?
(Just then, Lee warps out of the heroes' view. They then look around frantically, making various questions on where Lee went. Melody looked the most nervous, not wanting to know what Lee meant by 'farewell gift.' Just then, her eyes went blank and she fell forward, unconcious, getting everyone's attention)
Heroes: Melody!
(It's then everyone saw Lee was behind the unconcious girl, her hand glowing a small shade of red. Lee reared her hand back and slapped it onto Melody's back, sending some large waves of heat on the girl)
Strong Sad: Hey! You can't do that!
The Cheat: ~Fire away!~
(Strong Bad grabs the Cheat and chucks him to Lee, expecting to knock her off Melody, but Lee easily knocked the Cheat away with her other hand. Lee then brought her hand off Melody's back, revealing a large scorch mark in the shape of a skull. Lee then looked to the heroes)
Lee: Know this. You won't be able to protect mermaid-girl forever. She WILL have to fend for herself, and she WILL have to learn that she shouldn't let others fight her battles for her. That mark is a symbol that represents said lesson. When she finally goes up solo against me, it's her choice whether she wants to continue being a hero, or to realize that she's gone far too deep over her head. Commit it to memory, Hero League Z! Her life is on the line, because of *you*.
(Lee then dissapears in a pillar of fire as the heroes look to Melody again, still unconcious. Future Sanji picks her up, bridal style, and looks to the others)
Future Sanji: It's best we'd get Melody in bed to be treated. The mark probably can't come off from how hard Lee implanted it on her, but her other injuries might be treated back to full.
Future Orihime: ...Should we let Sora and Ariel know?
Zozi: Melody IS their daughter. It's probably best that they should know right away!
Battleship: Bad idea.
(Everyone then looks to Battleship in question)
Earthworm Jim: What do you mean, Captain?
Will Turner: If Sora and Ariel don't hear about this, then they'll blame us for it.
Battleship: Correction, Will, they would blame the NMoE for it. If we tell them about it sooner, they'll blame us for what happened to her?
Felicia: Why? We didn't do anything to her.
Battleship: Yes, but even so, there were times when she was put in danger, and got injured before. Remember?
(Flashback to Ghosts to Glory movie appears. Past Crusher is slamming Past Melody through the wall. Past Melody cries out in pain from the impact. Flashback cuts off)
Maximo: Yeah... There WAS that.
Battleship: It's probably best we let Melody try staying away from the field more. We shouldn't try risking her life more.
Future Jet: What Lee said is getting to you huh?
Battleship: Ignoring that...
(While the others look serious about the matter, the Mask then goes back to smiling while holding Milo)
The Mask: Well, I would love to hear more about your angtsy rambling, but Milo has to go home back to Stanley and I have a date with the Party Club tonight! (goes to leave) See you later!
Future Robin: Hold on a second, Mask.
(This stops the zuit-suit wearer for a second. Then he turns to Robin)
The Mask: Yes?
Future Robin: I just have something to say to you... (smirks her usual smirk) Figured it out.
The Mask: (looking nervous) Uh... Figured WHAT out?
(Milo then starts licking the Mask's face, making the smirk stay on Robin's face)
Future Robin: Milo's actions to you can only be represented by the connection between pet and owner. The one who gave us the case to find us his dog was Stanley Ipkiss, who in fact was his owner. And since Milo is having that connection with you...
(Future Robin crosses her arms as she finishes her speech)
Future Robin: You and Stanley Ipkiss are both one in the same.
(The Mask's jaw then drops open in shock while the heroes go shocked as well, with the acception of Ace Ventura and Spike, who gave their toothy smiles)
Hero League Z Season 2
Chapter 7: City of the Weird Arc
Episode 80: Epilouge; Farewell City of the Weird
Intro from Episode 79
Lee: This ain't over, Zero League Z. We will come back for you when the time comes. But before I go...
(Lee's mouth then slowly curves up into an evil smirk)
Lee: I would like to give you all a farewell gift.
Bowser Jr: Farewell gift?
(Just then, Lee warps out of the heroes' view. They then look around frantically, making various questions on where Lee went. Melody looked the most nervous, not wanting to know what Lee meant by 'farewell gift.' Just then, her eyes went blank and she fell forward, unconcious, getting everyone's attention)
Heroes: Melody!
(It's then everyone saw Lee was behind the unconcious girl, her hand glowing a small shade of red. Lee reared her hand back and slapped it onto Melody's back, sending some large waves of heat on the girl)
Strong Sad: Hey! You can't do that!
The Cheat: ~Fire away!~
(Strong Bad grabs the Cheat and chucks him to Lee, expecting to knock her off Melody, but Lee easily knocked the Cheat away with her other hand. Lee then brought her hand off Melody's back, revealing a large scorch mark in the shape of a skull. Lee then looked to the heroes)
Lee: Know this. You won't be able to protect mermaid-girl forever. She WILL have to fend for herself, and she WILL have to learn that she shouldn't let others fight her battles for her. That mark is a symbol that represents said lesson. When she finally goes up solo against me, it's her choice whether she wants to continue being a hero, or to realize that she's gone far too deep over her head. Commit it to memory, Hero League Z! Her life is on the line, because of you.
(Lee then dissapears in a pillar of fire as the heroes look to Melody again, still unconcious. Future Sanji picks her up, bridal style, and looks to the others)
Future Sanji: It's best we'd get Melody in bed to be treated. The mark probably can't come off from how hard Lee implanted it on her, but her other injuries might be treated back to full.
Future Orihime: ...Should we let Sora and Ariel know?
Zozi: Melody IS their daughter. It's probably best that they should know right away!
Battleship: Bad idea.
(Everyone then looks to Battleship in question)
Earthworm Jim: What do you mean, Captain?
Will Turner: If Sora and Ariel don't hear about this, then they'll blame us for it.
Battleship: Correction, Will, they would blame the NMoE for it. If we tell them about it sooner, they'll blame us for what happened to her?
Felicia: Why? We didn't do anything to her.
Battleship: Yes, but even so, there were times when she was put in danger, and got injured before. Remember?
(Flashback to Ghosts to Glory movie appears. Past Crusher is slamming Past Melody through the wall. Past Melody cries out in pain from the impact. Flashback cuts off)
Maximo: Yeah... There WAS that.
Battleship: It's probably best we let Melody try staying away from the field more. We shouldn't try risking her life more.
Future Jet: What Lee said is getting to you huh?
Battleship: Ignoring that...
(While the others look serious about the matter, the Mask then goes back to smiling while holding Milo)
The Mask: Well, I would love to hear more about your angtsy rambling, but Milo has to go home back to Stanley and I have a date with the Party Club tonight! (goes to leave) See you later!
Future Robin: Hold on a second, Mask.
(This stops the zuit-suit wearer for a second. Then he turns to Robin)
The Mask: Yes?
Future Robin: I just have something to say to you... (smirks her usual smirk) Figured it out.
The Mask: (looking nervous) Uh... Figured WHAT out?
(Milo then starts licking the Mask's face, making the smirk stay on Robin's face)
Future Robin: Milo's actions to you can only be represented by the connection between pet and owner. The one who gave us the case to find us his dog was Stanley Ipkiss, who in fact was his owner. And since Milo is having that connection with you...
(Future Robin crosses her arms as she finishes her speech)
Future Robin: You and Stanley Ipkiss are both one in the same.
(The Mask's jaw then drops open in shock while the heroes go shocked as well, with the acception of Ace Ventura and Spike, who gave their toothy smiles)
Ace Ventura: (nudges the Mask on the elbow) You gotta admit, the lady's good.
Future Robin: That, and Spike took photos.
(Spike then reveals photos of the process on how Stanley put on the mask, turning into the Mask)
The Mask: (crosses his arms) Cheaters.
(All the other heroes then laugh as the screen fades black)
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(We see Hero League Z inside a fashion department store, where Battleship was once again reading a new membership scroll to the new members of Hero League Z while Strong Sad and Marzipan helped the former NJG members get new clothes)
Battleship: (reading from the scroll) So I now hereby dub Queen Aleena, Sally Brown (no relation to Peanuts), Jason, Roy Harrington, Samara Valeria Morgan, Ray Lin Ling, Tom Henderson, Cleric Jonsen, Ace Ventura, the Imaginary versions of Amy, Shadow, Rouge, Cream, Future Mickey Mouse, Ryu, the Future versions of Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Sanji, Vivi, Chopper, Robin, Ace, Franky, and Brook, Ratchet, Clank, the Future Powerpuff Girls, Bartok, Zozi, and the Mask, members of Hero League Z! (looks to the screen) Man, that's a mouthful!
(The new members cheer loudly)
The Mask: Ssssssssssmokin'!
Ratchet: Awesome!
Clank: Most invigorating!
Marzipan: Good to hear! (looks back to the dressing rooms) You guys almost done?
Melody: (from inside) Almost!
Pocahontas: (from inside) Are you sure these clothes really are good for us though?
Strong Sad: I wouldn't worry. The clothes we picked out are made to fit your best skills.
Sakura: (from inside) Okay, we're done!
Marzipan: Great! Show everyone them!
(The NJG members of Hero League Z then came out of the dressing rooms in new outfits. Pocahontas wore a brown summer-shirt that covered her torso, allowing her necklace to be draped over it, blue short shorts, and white sandals with high heels.
Melody wore a white t-shirt with a pink skirt and pink sandals. Luckily, the shirt was able to cover her scar, keeping it from her notice.
Sakura wore a ballerina-esque outfit in red, pink, and white colors with pink leg stockings and red slippers. She also wore long white gloves on her arms.
Li wore a white shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes. Simple as that.
Mulan wore an outfit that looked exactly like her outfit from the Kingdom Hearts universe. Mushu was on her shoulder.
Meilin wore a chinese karatae outfit similar to Ryu's, but the headband was blue instead of red and the outfit was turqoise instead of white.
Ty wore his outfit from Ty 2.
And Ozzy wore a snazzier version of his original outfit)
Ace Ventura: My my! Who knew Mr.Big and Gray had a sense of fashion?
Strong Sad: Hey! Only Strong Bad can call me names!
Strong Bad: Yeah, so don't try stealin' my thunder, Ventura!
(Pocahontas looks down to notice that her clothes are a little... skimpy, to say the least. She then looks to Marzipan and Strong Sad)
Pocahontas: Any reason why I'm wearing clothes like this?
Marzipan: For freedom of flexibility. Jeans and long sleeved shirts hold that back a little and carry a bit more weight, so the clothes we picked for you help you increase speed, balance, and grace. Just ask Nami, she gave me the tips.
Future Nami: (happy grin on her face) And she had to pay me 1,000 berries for it.
Bartok: (sweatdrops) Greedy, ain't ya?
Future Sanji: (hearts in his eyes) Pocahontas is so beautiful in her new outfit!
(Zach then smacks Future Sanji over the head)
Future Sanji: Ow!
Zach: We really have to work on your behavior towards women, Sanji.
(the door to the shop then opens, as the heroes look to see Ryotsu coming towards them, a smile on his face)
Ryotsu: A job well done everybody! The City of the Weird is finally back to its old self, and everyone just can't thank you guys enough!
Darkwing Duck: (ego taking over) Oh, we're just doing what heroes are supposed to do, for WE are the terror that flaps in the night!
Maya: (rolling her eyes) Oh boy...
Darkwing Duck: We are the doctors that cure the pain of evil!
Cat: There he goes again...
Darkwing Duck: We are HERO LEAGUE Z!!
Imaginary Amy: You really got to work on not having to do that introduction all the time, DW.
Darkwing Duck: (complains) Oh come on! It's my pride and joy!
Ryotsu: Well, I'm guessing that we'll be leaving pretty soon, so we should get ready.
(Ryotsu then starts packing up a suitcase as the heroes look to him in confusion)
Battleship: What do you mean? Don't you work here?
Ryotsu: Oh me? (looks to the heroes) I know, I was just here on security business from the king of Neo Earth. I forgot his name though...
(the heroes then anime fall to the ground as the screen zooms out of the department store)
Future Rukia: (voice from inside) What do you mean you're just here on security business?!
Ryotsu: (voice from inside) A true policeman always follows the trail of crime, doesn't he?
Dog: (voice from inside) He does have a point you know.
Cat: (voice from inside) Dog, don't agree with him!
Strong Bad: (voice from inside) You're going to join us whether we want you to or not, are you?
Ryotsu: (voice from inside) Yep.
Future Zoro: (voice from inside) Huh. Reminds me of a reverse process that Luffy pulls.
Future Luffy: (voice from inside) Hey!
(everyone inside is heard laughing as the screen fades black)
Epilouge:
(Meanwhile, at the NMoE's headquarters, the villains are seen watching the progress of the Neo Outsider's Davy Jones Arc and they finally see a clip of Beckett talking to his NO self about the fact they both have each worlds' Davy Jones' heart. The screens shut off as the Kanker sisters enter the room. May and Marie bow on their knees while Lee just stood there, sulking)
???????: I take it the process of taking the City of the Weird was... unsuccessful?
May and Marie: (in unision) Yes, overlord. We are sorry.
Lee: ...
Psycrow: Yeah, that's what they ALL say!
Aku: This is growing bothersome... So far, we lost one of our High Council, Gourai, lost one of our divisions leaders to the Dark Alliance, and now, we see that you have failed to the hands of Hero League Z. It's a mess no matter where we go.
Enel: A mess that will be cleaned up in a matter of time. But it doesn't matter. Gourai was overconfident and ended up getting destroyed by his own weakness, Jones was too worked up with his agreements with Sparrow and Karnage, and these three brats believed too much into their abilities.
Marie: (anger mark) Hey! You picking a fight with us, zappy?
Mephisto: Calm yourself, Marie.
Marie: (back to bowing) Yes, Lord Mephisto.
Dr.Cortex: (looking to the overlord) What should we do now, my lord?
Overlord: A new Matricana is going to rise. A spy has to be sent to find out who it was and bring back all the information we need. As for our recent loss of control, it's nothing to be worried about. It will be alright to let this one slide for onc-
(At that, Lee suddenly raised her head and shouted in anger)
Lee: (angry) RAGH!!! Alright?! ALRIGHT?!?! You call having your fight interrupted alright?! You call being stopped in the middle of the finishing blow alright?!
(Lee, very angry now, slams her fist into the wall, making a crater from it, and breaking some bricks off)
Lee: (furious) No thanks to your stupid retreat call, we never finished our battle! I was about to blow those stupid do-gooders away, but you stole that chance away from me!
(Lee, in her anger, stomps on over to the overlord)
Lee: (furious) I was about to do all of the Neo Masters of Evil a favor! I was about to do what no one else was able to do! But you STOPPED me! Give me one reason on HOW that is ALRIGHT! TELL ME!!
(May, Marie, and some of the other lower ranking villains were shocked by Lee's anger. The High Command however, were standing firm. The Overlord turned to one door)
???????: Radcliffe.
(Radcliffe then enters the room, and bows)
Radcliffe: You called for me, my lord?
???????: Bring the Kanker sisters to their rooms. Lee needs some time to ease her temper.
Radcliffe: Yes my lord. (looks to the Kankers) If you will.
(Radcliffe then starts walking out of the room, May and Marie following. Lee looked to them before looking to the Overlord, scowling. She then exited the room, muttering something about 'finishing what she started'. After this, everyone but the overlord also left the room. He was by himself now, until a black silhouete of a figure appeared behind him)
???????: Any current reports on Davy Jones and Lord Beckett? Both versions?
Figure: I've been to see the future... The two have already decided their destinies.
???????: And they are?
Figure: For Davy Jones, his rage will be the end of him. Both sides. As for Beckett...
(the figure's eyes gleamed as he spoke next)
Figure: One shall die by the fury of fire... The other shall die of a bargain never finished...
Hero League Z Season 2
Chapter 8: Super Duper Sumos Arc
Intro
(We see what looks like a giant purple business building in a colorful city of storts. The building had many windows of course. Inside, four people were at a business table as a vidscreen came into view)
Queen Slug-For-A-Butt: (onscreen) I see you managed to recieve our message, Ms.Mister?
(One of the figures at the end of the table was a woman with skinny limbs, a black dress, black hair with golden rims, red lipstick, a red pendant, and long fingernails. This was probably Ms.Mister)
Ms.Mister: Yes, your majesty. I have heard about your little problems with the Neo Z-Fighters, the Neo Outsiders, and Hero League Z, and I feel that, as CEO of Bad Inc., it's our duty to help fellow villains with all their problems.
(A man in his 20's with black hair, purple shades, and a black suit took a look at some papers with the heroes' faces on them. A nametag on the suit read 'Billy Swift')
Billy Swift: Hmm... (examines the posters) So... This Beckett person you mentioned earlier has produced posters like these all around Neo Earth? It shouldn't be a problem finding them then.
(Across Billy was a hunchbacked man with green skin, one purple eye, one yellow eye, a pointy nose, a red body, yellow rubber gloves, and purple pants with purple feet. The nametag on the body read "Dr.Stinger")
Dr.Stinger: But why would someone of the royal navy put HEROES on the wanted list? They're the good guys, aren't they?
4th Figure: Weren't you listening, moron?
(the 4th figure is seen to be a ghost with blue skin, a green ghost tail, a green outfit, a white curled goatee-beard, and large white sideburns stretching out behind him)
Ghost: This Beckett guy is working for the Dark Alliance, the main enemies against the Neo Outsiders! And I bet like his movie counterpart, he'll die from either overconfidence or something the author has in mind.
Dr.Stinger: (amazed) Wow, I never knew that you were one to break the 4th wall, Genghis!
(The ghost, Genghis Fenghis, crossed his arms)
Genghis: It's the Hero League Z series, what is anyone gonna do?
Dr.Stinger: Uh... (thinks) ...File a complaint?
(Ms.Mister then slams the table to get the discussion back on track)
Ms.Mister: (looking to Queen Slug-For-A-Butt) As we were saying, if we happen to spot Hero League Z or any of the other heroes, we'll send out word to you.
Queen Slug-For-A-Butt: (on vid-screen) Good. Dare to cross us though, and it's chow time for the Heartless! Sayonara.
(The vidscreen then shuts off as another shows the HLZ Carrier flying towards their location)
Billy Swift: (looking to the vidscreen) It looks as if Hero League Z is already arriving.
Ms.Mister: (smirking) My my... This is gonna be easier than I thought. (looks to Dr.Stinger) Stinger! Get ready to unleash one of your monster projects! Unleash it to destroy Genaric City, and have them take the bait. Once taken, the monster shall crush them flat!
Dr.Stinger: (salutes) Understood Ms.Mister!
(Dr.Stinger then runs out of the room as the room slowly fades black)
Episode 81: Monster Movie Mash? This is Genaric City!
(As the music plays, we see the title Hero League Z flicker for the first 20 seconds before the music comes in. We then see what is a parody of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Sonic X, Kingdom Hearts, Darkstalkers, Marvel, Donkey Kong Country, Super Mario Bros., Psychonauts, Earthworm Jim, Beetlejuice, Megaman X, Disney, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Shrek, Cardcaptor Sakura, Darkwing Duck, Pikmin, Kid Icarus, Pokemon, Kirby, One Piece, Bleach, Final Fantasy, Banjo-Kazooie, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera, Rayman, Sailor Moon, The Mask, WarioWare, Kameo: Elements of Power, Viva Pinata, and many more. First, Frida spins a belt buckle and becomes La Tigressa, with her and El Tigre roaring together. Then PGSM Sailor Moon does her battle taunt before Rayman jumps up and punches the screen to the next scene, which is Crash Bandicoot first punching some baddies, then doing his classic Tornado Spin on the rest of them. Then the Imaginary Sonic Spin Dashes through more Heartless before Mario bats him into more Heartless with his hammer. Earthworm Jim then whips out his pocket rocket and blazes through more bad guys as Captain Olimar sends his Pikmin to attack a Large Body Heartless. Then Pocahontas and Pit aim their arrows at two Nobodies and pierce them before more surround them; Donkey Kong luckily jumps in and does a Thunder Wham, sending the Nobodies flying everywhere. Wario shoulder charges through more Heartless as Ty flings his boomerangs and Sakura uses her Keyblade to attack more Nobodies while Puss in Boots skewers more with his sword. Then, as the song finishes up, the screen pans to reveal all the heroes standing on a cliffside like the intro of Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Finally, Battleship pops up on screen and gives a thumbs up and a toothy grin before the screen flips to black.)
Episode 81: Monster Movie Mash? This is Genaric City!
Narrator: Somewhere down in the city, our usual gang of heroes, Hero League Z, are trying to get a reservation at a hotel. And for some reason, got the same thing they had at Season 2's second movie.
Earthworm Jim: (shocked the the clerk) What do you mean you have no reservations?!
Narrator: See what I mean?
Clerk: Sorry, my friends, but our hotel is completely full with guests. What, with the Higher Devil King back on Neo Earth, people have been trying to flee from the disaster.
Strong Bad: (whispers to the screen) And soon will lead to the Ultimate Greatest Team Up Ever Arc coming soon.
Will Turner: Are you sure there aren't any others?
Clerk: I'm am sure. Sorry.
(The heroes then sulk and sigh at this)
Clerk: Hopefully, the other hotels have free reservations. But don't get your hopes up. Reservations are rare in these times.
(The heroes are next seen eating lunch out near a restaraunt, contemplating the matter of the Higher Devil King's return)
Ace Ventura: (eating a pizza while Spike is eating a banana) Soooo... This Lavos guy, who is he?
Ingrid: Lavos is supposed to be an all powerful being, giving him the name Higher Devil King. His four children are of course the normal 4 Devil Kings. Lavos was supposedely sealed away by Alan, but he found a way out.
Baloo: Apparentely Lavos has power over time, right?
Ingrid: Apparentely.
Zorna: Is there anything else we can find out about the guy?
Shima-chan: It could be possible he has a god complex. Most people like Lavos have that mental problem.
Future Nami: (sarcastic) Great. Another Enel.
Ingrid: Other than that, nothing else.
Owl: Actually, there's more on the contrary.
(Everyone then looks to Owl in confusion)
Melody: What do you mean, Owl?
(Owl chuckled before speaking)
Owl: Back during the Organization Heartless affair, I was with myself reading a couple of the books in the prison Riddler put me in.
(Owl then takes out the book he took back in the 100 Acre Woods of Darkness Arc and shows it to everyone)
Kaya: What's that?
Owl: This, my young friend, is a book entitled "Legends and Prophecies of Neo Earth and the Universe." It's a collection of myths and oracles that fortell different theories about the world. We're already experiencing the prophecy of the Higher Devil King's return.
(Owl then opens up the book and flips the pages until he reads on a certain set of them)
Owl: It says this:
"The day of reckoning shall be close at hand when the Higher Devil King returns to the Earth to take his place as ruler. Only should the power of a Night God and the heroes of time send Lavos to eternal servitude to Hades in the Underworld. Unless this prophecy gets fullfilled by the dark 13th hour, the Higher Devil King, and his children, will remain invincible."
Rabbit: (puzzled) Night God?
Hercules: Hades?
Karon Crow: 13th hour?
Orbulon: Heroes of time?
Pom-Pom: ~Reminds me of those Legend of Zelda games.~
Owl: It says this:
"The day of reckoning shall be close at hand when the Higher Devil King returns to the Earth to take his place as ruler. Only should the power of a Night God and the heroes of time send Lavos to eternal servitude to Hades in the Underworld. Unless this prophecy gets fulfilled by the dark 13th hour, the Higher Devil King, and his children, will remain invincible."
*Doesn't look like it needs correcting to me. How so?*
(Just then, the table started hopping in the air from what is thought to be an earthquake. The heroes look to where the earthquake was coming from. It was being caused by what looks like a giant mutated newt!)
Francais: (raising an eyebrow) What the hell is that?
Jen: I believe it's a godzilla-sized newt.
Raja: Waffle might have a field day if he saw this.
Strong Bad: (looks to the heroes) So, who's up for some monster stoppin'?
Homestar: I am!
Cat: We got nothing better to do. (shrugs)
(The heroes then jump out of their seats and immediately take battle positions. The monster newt roared as it came towards them)
(BGM: Desire For All That is Lost- Kingdom Hearts 2 OST)
Deadpool: Time for some newt shiskabob! (takes out his swords) Slice-And-Dice!
(Deadpool starts slashing fast at the monster newt's leg, causing it to bleed green blood from the cuts)
Monster Newt: (in pain) *ROAR!*
(Cat, chuckling, throws a red ball above his hand a few times before chucking it at the monster, thus making Dog chase after it)
Dog: Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball!
Cat: Go get it, Dog!
(As Dog chased the ball as it bounced over the monster newt, causing some damage from all over the skin. The monster tried swatting the cat-dog duo away, but Dog was too fast for the monster to swat)
Battleship: Thanks for tendering the thing up, guys. I'll deal the last hit!
(Battleship's ducktail hairdo then opens up to reveal another laser cannon)
(A giant laser fires from Battleship's hairdo, thus hitting the monster newt in a large blaze. Luckily, Deadpool and CatDog dodged the laser before it could hit them. When the laser dimmed down, the monster turned into ashes)
Deadpool: (goes up to Battleship) You know, warn us before you pull something like that.
Battleship: (as his hairdo closes) I announced the attack, there was your warning right there!
Cat: At least the monster is out of the picture. Now we can get back to our lunch!
Dog: (looking at the ash) Uh... guys?
(The heroes look back to the ash that used to be the monster newt. Just then, the ash turned into a huge glob and molded itself. It kept molding, and molding, and molding, until it was a complete copy of the original! The monster newt roared in anger for its past death)
El Tigre: (shocked) That thing can REGENERATE?!
Deadpool: (anger mark) That's MY shtick!
Daisy: Oh great! Now we have to deal with ANOTHER Rocky?!
Bubs: Yeah! Why can't only a few of our bad guys have the power to regenerate after death?
Earthworm Jim: This might be a tough foe to face, guys.
Voice: (from above) Gluteus Maximus!!
Heroes: (looking up) HUH?
(The monster also looked up. Bad mistake on its part, for it got smashed down into the ground, next thing it knew)
Homestar: (looking at what, or who, smashed the monster) ...Now THAT I nevew saw coming.
(What, or who, smashed the monster was a very fat man with blonde hair and blue sumo underwear. This was a sumo for obvious reasons we don't want to get far into)
Sumo in blue: (dusts his hands off) Well, that's one hit down. (gets off the monster as it starts to rise) Guys, you're up!
2nd voice: Honorable Thunderball!
(The monster newt was then hidden in the back, making it fall on its face. The heroes then see that an asian sumo with black hair and a red sumo garb was cricking his neck)
Sumo in red: Only one more should bring that menace of dishonor down. Finish it off!
3rd voice: Sumo Squeeze!
(When the monster newt got up again, it then felt like it was being squeezed by the waist, hard. Suddenly, it started bulging and bulging until it finally exploded into a million pieces. From the smoke, the two sumos, along with an Afrian-American one wearing a black sumo garb, walked out, with confident smiles on their faces)
Sumo in black: We came, we saw, we kicked monster butt! And that's the truth, Ruth!
Sumo in blue: (looks to his butt and gives it a thumbs up) And my butt feels extremely awesome today! Isn't that wicked cool?
Sumo in red: (to the other two sumos) We have done honorably, fellow sumotories. The newt has just been neutralized. (starts laughing) Get it? Newt? Neutralized? (continues laughing)
Other two sumos: (roll their eyes)
(The heroes look amazed at what the sumos just did to the monster. In fact, their mouths hung agape)
Owl: (also amazed) My, aren't I surprised? (looks to the book) Odd, the prophecy of three sumos raised by their teacher says that they're all Japanese.
Tarzan: (looking to Owl) Then why aren't they?
Owl: (shrugs) I guess that phrophecy was wrong then. The book tends to make mistakes.
Future Uryu: (looks to Owl, with a sweat drop) So then the prophecy of Lavos...
Owl: Could be wrong.
(All the heroes anime fall at that. The noise from the fall captured the attention of the three sumos as they look in their direction)
Sumo in blue: (looking at the heroes) Heeeeey... Aren't those guys who I think they are?
Sumo in red: That ducktail hairdo could only mean one thing!
Sumo in black: (excited) The truth has just gotta be this: that's Hero League Z!
(The heroes then get up, noticing the three sumos coming up to them)
Sumo in red: (bows) It is an honor to meet you, Hero League Z.
Hsien-Ko: (sweat drops) Uh... Yeah. Great to meet you guys too.
Sumo in blue: (holds out his butt towards them) Do you guys mind giving my butt your autograph! We're both big fans!
Alucard: (looks to Lilith) We have our own fanbase?
Lilith: I had no idea.
Spider: (looking at the butt in pausement) Uh... Okay, I guess...
(Spider then gets out a pen and writes down the Hero League Z logo on one of the sumo's butt cheeks. Spider then starts looking green as the sumo looks at the autograph in glee)
Sumo in blue: Woohoo! Man, big buddy, you actually got signed by top-notch heroes! Awesome!
Spider: (whispering to Cinnamon) I am NOT doing that again.
Sumo in black: So, what brings you guys over here to Genaric City?
Lydia: Oh, not much. Just taking a rest after our last adventure.
Sumo in red: Was that the one with the whole crime ring thing?
Ryotsu: Yes it was. How did you know?
Sumo in blue: We keep up to date with the news. (mutters) Prima says we're not getting our horizons broadened.
Izzy: (looks to where the monster exploded) So, where did that monster come from?
Sumo in black: From our experiance with these things, our guess is Bad Inc.
Heroes: Bad Inc?
Sumo in red: Perhaps it would be most honorable if we told you the whole story?
Luigi: Sure, why-a not?
Sumo in blue: Great! We can talk at our place! Follow us!
(The sumos then started escorting the heroes into the city as the screen fades black. A voice is then heard in the background)
Voice: My young students... The world shall soon need your help more than ever...
He Puts a Shock To Your System; The Boy With Lightning, Static Shock
October 16 2008, 2:36 PM
Hero League Z Season 2
Chapter 8: Super Duper Sumos Arc
Episode 82: He Puts a Shock to Your System; The Boy with Lightning, Static Shock
Intro from Episode 81
Izzy: (looks to where the monster exploded) So, where did that monster come from?
Sumo in black: From our experiance with these things, our guess is Bad Inc.
Heroes: Bad Inc?
Sumo in red: Perhaps it would be most honorable if we told you the whole story?
Luigi: Sure, why-a not?
Sumo in blue: Great! We can talk at our place! Follow us!
(The sumos then started escorting the heroes into the city as the screen fades black. A voice is then heard in the background)
Voice: My young students... The world shall soon need your help more than ever...
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(Down somewhere in Genaric City, the heroes were inside a yellow house with a red roof, talking with the three sumos that brung them in)
Wario: So let me get this straight. Tou three are sumos that were raised by your sensei, this Wisdom-San, and you protect the world for the fat?
Sumo in blue: That's pretty much the gist of it.
Sumo in black: Only we don't just protect the world for the fat. We also protect peace, honor, and truth.
Sumo in red: I, Kimo, represent honor. My fellow sumotories, Mamoo and Booma, represent truth and peace.
Ray Lin: So what about this Bad Inc you spoke of earlier?
Mamoo *Sumo in black*: Bad Inc is a company that creates giant monsters of mass destruction for different evil organizations. We've been fighting them in Genaric City for years!
Booma *Sumo in blue*: But we always beat their butts with ours! They never come up with anything that's beat us yet.
Kimo: It's just that they're a little... persistant, to say the least.
Felicia: Who's in charge of this company?
Mamoo: To tell you the truth, only four.
Melody: Four?
(the screen then goes into what looks be a montage of images of the employees of Bad Inc)
Re: He Pus a Shock To Your System; The Boy With Lightning, Static Shock
October 16 2008, 6:44 PM
Kimo: (voice) Yes. There are only four workers in the Bad Inc profession.
(an image of Dr.Stinger appears as he looks at the screen with an evil smile)
Kimo: (voice) The one who makes the monsters is the hunchback, Dr.Stinger. He always creates different inventions and monsters for Bad Inc. What he doesn't want anyone else to know is that he loves his boss with a passion.
(Dr.Stinger's image dissapears as Ghenghis Fenghis replaces it)
Mamoo: (voice) Then there's Ghenghis Fenghis. He's an old ghost that knows nearly everything in the book about evil. He once confronted Wisdom-San when he was younger, but he lost.
(Ghenghis' image then gets replaced by that of Billy Swift)
Booma: (voice) There's also Billy Swift, the secretary of Bad Inc, and the boss' right hand man. He keeps up to date on all the styles and keeps Bad Inc's schedule in check. That doesn't stop him from being an evil villain still, though.
(Billy's image then dissapears as the image of Ms.Mister starts walking up)
Kimo: (voice) But the founder of Bad Inc, and the most evil of the group, is Ms.Mister.
Mamoo: (voice) It was her who found the amulet that Wisdom-San imprisoned Ghenghis Fenghis in and accidentally released him. It's also her that these monsters keep appearing.
Booma: (voice) Not only that, but she keeps her company running by offering monsters to evil organizations everywhere! Bad Inc isn't part of any organization but its own, so it isn't on anyone's side.
Kimo: (voice, as the image of Ms.Mister starts cackling evilly) The only way we can truly stop Ms.Mister and her organization is to infiltrate the building, and take out everything.
(the image and montage vanish as it goes back to the room again)
Imaginary Tails: So... How come you haven't done that already?
Mamoo: (shaking his head) We've tried once before, but that was to preserve the fabric of time from being altered. After that, Bad Inc made a forcefield around their building, preventing anyone like us from entering.
Imaginary Tails: Oh... (realizes) Why don't we try hacking into the mainframe, if it's possible?
Booma: (shrugs) None of us know how to hack. Besides, Bad Inc also has a firewall in their computer programs!
Kimo: So therefore, we're stuck here defending the city until we find out a way to get into Bad Inc and stop their evil plans.
(Just then, the power went out)
Wario: Hey! Who turned out the lights?
Pooh: Maybe someone forgot to pay the electric bill?
Mamoo: We paid the electric bill yesterday, and that's the truth!
(A roar is then loudly heard as everyone looks outside to see what looks like a monster made of pure electricity chewing on the power lines)
Ty: Looks like Bad Inc's at it again, mates.
Jon Talbain: And this time, one of an element.
Kimo: (observing the monster) Strange... Bad Inc has never made anything elemental before. This could be tricky.
Imaginary Sonic: Unless we happen to have a spare large appliance plug.
Re: He Puts a Shock To Your System; The Boy With Lightning, Static Shock
October 17 2008, 5:04 PM
(BGM: Vs Robot Sandy- SSBFBB OST)
(The heroes exit the house and run towards the monster, making it roar as it sees them come up)
Wario: Come on! Let's take it out! Shoulder Ram!
(Wario, without thinking, charges at the monster. Upon impact, he gets electrocuted)
Wario: (as he gets shocked) Ai yi yi ya!
Pom-Pom: ~Careful. This thing's just like Volterra back in the 100 Acre Wood. Any physical contact with it, and you get shocked.~
King of Town: Including nose hair!
Battleship: (sweat drops) Don't remind me of that.
Maya: Well we should be able to find a way to defeat this thing, right?
Samurai Jack: Strike, Great Samurai!
Li: Shine, Seeking Light!
Ghost Rider: Blaze, Hellfire!
Aladdin: Open Sesame, Arabian Dream!
Sakura: Clow Star!
Ingrid: Fighter's Spirit!
(The respected people got out their zanpakutos, keypakutos, and keyblades as the monster roars)
Maximo: Any particular weakness on this creature?
Future Yoruichi: Water isn't gonna help.
Future Matsumoto: Water is a conductor of electricity, after all.
Imaginary Knuckles: We gotta think... What's strong against lightning?
Luigi: No-a idea... (guesses) Perhaps a shock absorber?
Imaginary Blaze: You mean like a lightning rod?
Luigi: Yeah! That-a!
(The monster starts breathing electricity, in which Ghost Rider summons a shield of fire to hold it off)
Ghost Rider: (keeping the shield up) Well how are we supposed to get something like that? It's not like a DC hero with the powers of static is gonna come in!
(Just then, a lightning bolt stuck the electricity monster at the back, making it, and the heroes, look its way)
Voice: You said a mouthful!
King Koopa: (looks up) Hey! Who's the guy in blue?
Guy in blue: The name's Static Shock, dude, and I put a shock to your system!
Strong Bad: (not impressed) "Put a shock to our system?" Man! That catchphrase is even lamer than DW's entances!
Darkwing Duck: Hey!
(Static puts a spark on Strong Bad at that, shocking him a bit)
Strong Bad: Ouch!
(The electricity monster then roars as it tries swatting at Static Shock, who uses his disk to dodge)
Future Renji: (to Static) You think you can help us out with this thing?
Static: It'd be my pleasure, dude.
(The electricity monster roars as it goes toward Static)
Static: Come and get some, electro-beast!
(Then he started hitting the monster with his electric blasts)
(The electro-beast then starts growling some strange sounds as the heroes look at it with raised eyebrows)
Future Usopp: Uhhh... (looks to Future Chopper) Any idea what it's saying?
Future Chopper: I think it's saying this: "Foolish child! You can not stop me with my own element! I shall swallow you whole!" (looks to Static) I don't think the monster knows that Static can easily absorb its electricity.
Static: Come on, you beast! What's the matter? Cat got your electric tongue?
Electro-beast: (makes some more incoherent noises as it tries swatting Static again)
Future Chopper: (translates) "Don't you DARE talk about my creator that way!" (confused) What the heck does that mean?
(Static then punched at the electro-beast.)
Electro-beast: (growls in pain as its electricity is being somewhat absorbed by Static)
Static: Gotcha, you thunder freak!
(The electro-beast then swats Static away before he could absorb more of its life force. Static is then seen falling towards Future Orihime)
Static: Aaaaaaah!!
Future Orihime: (starts running around with her arms out, trying to catch Static) I got him! I got him! I got him!
*CRASH!*
(The other heroes cringed at the crash.)
The Mask: (seeing Static Shock on the ground RIGHT BEHIND Future Orihime, who of course has a sweat drop on the back of her head) You know, I think you were a liiiiiiiiittle bit off there, Melony.
Future Orihime: (sweatdrops) I think you're right.
Toad: (poking a stick at Static, who's still on the ground) Hey, Static, you still up and atom?
Static: (moans as he gets up) Yep.
Toad: Good. (looks up to see the monster with its foot raised) Because you're about to get a LOT of juice. (backs up)
Static: (looks up with a smirk) Thanks for the clue!
(Static raised his hands as if to stop the stomping.)
(The electro-beast then slams its foot onto Static, but ends up getting its energy absorbed into Static's hands. The electro-beast then starts slowly shrinking... and shrinking... and shrinking until it's the size of an ant!)
(The heroes then look down at the very small electro-beast)
Bartok: (looking at the small monster) Well whaddaya know? Talk about major shrinking.
Morrigan: Static, would you care to do the honors?
Static: With pleasure.
(Static then raises his foot, ready to stomp the little monster)
Static: So long, electro-shrimp!
Electro-beast: (squeaking, though incoherent) No! No! Not the face!
(Too late, as Static stomped the electro-beast.)
Ryotsu: (dusting off his hands) Well, there's another menace to society gone.
Booma: (sees the lights back on in all the houses) And we have our power back! Sweet!
Battleship: Thanks for helping out, Static.
Static: All in a day's work.
Felicia: Yeah, especially with Lavos back. (thinks of an idea) Oh! Hey, why don't you help us out?
Kimo: (bows in Japanese style) It is most honorable of you to help us, Static Shock. Please do come inside. We'll fill you in on the details.
Static: All righty.
Mamoo: (as everyone starts walking towards the house) By the way, anyone interested in marshmallows?
Homestar: I LOVE Fluffy Puff Mawshmallows!
Coach Z: Good eats, but lousy mascot.
(The heroes go inside the house. Meanwhile, unknown to them, a black, sleek shadow was spying at them from one of the rooftops. The screen then fades black)
Hero League Z Season 2
Chapter 8: Super Duper Sumos Arc
Episode 83: Terros From The Future? Who's This "King?"
Intro from Episode 82
(Just then, a lightning bolt stuck the electricity monster at the back, making it, and the heroes, look its way)
Voice: You said a mouthful!
King Koopa: (looks up) Hey! Who's the guy in blue?
Guy in blue: The name's Static Shock, dude, and I put a shock to your system!
Strong Bad: (not impressed) "Put a shock to our system?" Man! That catchphrase is even lamer than DW's entances!
Darkwing Duck: Hey!
(Static puts a spark on Strong Bad at that, shocking him a bit)
Strong Bad: Ouch!
(The electricity monster then roars as it tries swatting at Static Shock, who uses his disk to dodge)
Future Renji: (to Static) You think you can help us out with this thing?
Static: It'd be my pleasure, dude.
Ryotsu: (dusting off his hands) Well, there's another menace to society gone.
Booma: (sees the lights back on in all the houses) And we have our power back! Sweet!
Battleship: Thanks for helping out, Static.
Static: All in a day's work.
Felicia: Yeah, especially with Lavos back. (thinks of an idea) Oh! Hey, why don't you help us out?
Kimo: (bows in Japanese style) It is most honorable of you to help us, Static Shock. Please do come inside. We'll fill you in on the details.
Static: All righty.
Mamoo: (as everyone starts walking towards the house) By the way, anyone interested in marshmallows?
Homestar: I LOVE Fluffy Puff Mawshmallows!
Coach Z: Good eats, but lousy mascot.
(The heroes go inside the house. Meanwhile, unknown to them, a black, sleek shadow was spying at them from one of the rooftops. The screen then fades black)
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(In a dark alleyway, the sleek shadow from earlier was communicating with a figure on a vidscreen)
Sleek Shadow: (feminine voice) My lord. The team of Hero League Z has been found, just as you predicted.
Figure: I see. Anything else?
Sleek Shadow: Other than the fact that the New Matricana, or Leo for the matter, along with Lavos, has returned?
Figure: Yes.
Sleek Shadow: Leo has already destroyed the false spy we sent that he thought was working for the NMoE to find out his real name.
Figure: Perfect. The fool, thinking that the name 'Devil King' actually is something worthy of praise. I pity him, his master, and his master's children. They all die soon for their arrogance and self-importance.
Sleek Shadow: Any new orders, master?
Figure: Keep watching Hero League Z. In fact, bring them to you and show them your power firsthand. Show them a taste of what the darkness can really do.
(Sakura then summons her keyblade and strikes one of the creatures. Upon impact, the creature is now just goop sticking to her weapon. Sakura looks to the goop in disgust)
Sakura: Eeeeeew...
Professor Hamilton Kift: (observing the fallen goop) It seems that if dealt a fatal blow, these creatures just revert to liquid form. (smells the air) And what is that smell?
Future Chopper: (smells the air) Hmm... It smells a bit like ink.
Winston: Ink? These things?
Rayman: So these things are ink monsters?
Drix: It appears so. (readies his arm gun) Stand back. I'll freeze them.
(Everyone does what Drix said as he aims his gun at the soldiers. He blasts a laser of blue energy at the ink monsters, freezing them into ice statues)
Bobbery: By jove, he's done it!
Ozzy: Nice work, Drix!
Drix: Anytime.
(Just then, a note flew through the mailpassage of the window and right into Aleena's hands)
Queen Aleena: What's this?
(Queen Aleena opens up the letter and starts reading it)
Queen Aleena: (reads letter) "Dear Hero League Z, if you have by any chance survived the ink-pawns and recieved this letter, come down to the town square of Genaric City before 12:00 PM. If you don't come, I'll proceed to send ink-pawns throughout the town on a rampage. Sincerely yours, I. P.S.: Hurry, for Lavos has sent Broly to our destination."
Ms.Marvel: It looks like the sender of these things wants to see us in person.
Mamoo: (snaps his fist onto his other hand) Guess this "I" is gonna get what he or she wants.
Booma: (looks to Mamoo) He or she?
Kimo: (looks to Booma) There are also villainesses in the world, Booma.
Mushu: Guess we'll have to kick some baddy butt again, huh?
Future Storm: Yeah, and Broly's coming too.
Future Wave: (shrugs) Who knew?
(Silence... Then the realization came upon everybody)
Everyone: BROLY?!?!
Sir Daniel Fortesque: (muffled) Broly is coming here?!
Voodoo Vince: That's NOT a good thing.
Pit: What do we do? If we don't go, the whole place will be overrun by those ink things. If we do, we'll have to face the maddening powerhouse of Broly!
Imaginary Dedede: So what do we do?
(While the heroes thought, DK was the first, surprisingly, to get an idea)
DK: Ooh! Not to worry guys. Your friendly neighborhood ruler of Kongo Bongo has a plan...
(Down at the town square, the sleek shadow, wearing a suit and a hat to cover her appearance, was standing a few meters in front of Hero League Z, who also have made the scene)
Sleek Shadow: I see you came as you were told.
Ingrid: We got the note.
Sleek Shadow: Also as expected. The trivialities of heroes gets oh so predictable these days.
Imaginary Escargoon: That happens. (closes his eyes) I remember when his sire was still a villain. He got beaten by Imaginary Kirby so many times that it got a little predictable.
Imaginary Dedede: (glares at Escargoon) You WANT me to suspend your position as right-hand man?
Imaginary Escargoon: (bows in apology) Sorry sire!
Sleek Shadow: I believe it is my inclination to tell you that if you continue your foolish fight against the forces of darkness, it won't do you any good.
Sailor Moon: (points to Sleek Shadow) You're only saying that because you're a villain! As heroes, we live to fight for justice!
Booma: And peace!
Kimo: And honor!
Mamoo: And truth!
Sleek Shadow: I see... Well then, how about we begin?
(Sleek Shadow then holds out her hand and makes globs of black goo plop into the ground around her. The gook then rises to make more ink-pawns and start moving towards Hero League Z)
(The ink-pawns obliged as they then jumped out towards the heroes, who got into their respected battle positions)
Ghost Rider: Shotgun!
(Ghost Rider drew out his Hellfire Gun and shot out a blaze of fire, incinerating the ink-pawns coming towards him)
Felicia: Rolling Slash!
(Felicia then curled up into a ball like Sonic, revved up, and charged forward, slashing more of the ink-pawns, leaving only a few left)
Jack Skellington: (looks to Future Brook) Hey Brook, you feel like doing a combo move?
Future Brook: It'll be my pleasure, Jack.
(Future Brook got out his sword as Jack grabbed him with the Soul Robber. Then Jack started spinning around, using Future Brook and his sword as a mace)
Jack and Future Brook: Skeleton Combo Move: Perverted Gentleman Mace!
(The duo kept on spinning around, destroying ink-pawns as they spun. When their combo attack finished, the ink-pawns were gone and the heroes were facing the "Sleek Shadow" again)
Jack and Future Brook: Don't underestimate the power of a skeleton!
Wario: So, lady, planning on giving up?
(the "Sleek Shadow" only looked up with a hidden smirk and pointed up)
Sleek Shadow: You plan on facing him?
(Then, the heroes looked up to see a familiar green aura coming their way)
(As the green aura came closer, the heroes and the "Sleek Shadow" jumped back to avoid the impact. When the dust cleared, a huge muscular figure with spiky blond hair, pupil-less eyes, and royal sayian pants was laughing hard. This, of course, was Broly)
Broly: (laughing) A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Diddy Kong: (to DK, nervous) Well, big buddy, Broly's here. So when does that big plan of yours happen?
DK: (looks to Diddy) Don't worry, little buddy, it'll come.
Sleek Shadow: Broly... May I inqure as to why you're here?
(Broly looks to the Sleek Shadow with an evil smile on his face)
Broly: I came by orders of the Shadow Empire. It appears that you know of the New Matrianica's name. And for that, you must die.
Ace Ventura: What's his name?
Broly: (looks to Ace) Do you really expect me to be that stupid to tell you?
Ace Ventura: Well at least you were able to admit you were that stupid! (laughs at that) Man that kills me!
Broly: (eyes gleam at Ace) You'll die first.
Ace Ventura: (eyes bug out) WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!
The Mask: (points at Broly) You can't do that! Besides, he and I just joined last Arc!
Booma: (scratching head in confusion) And wasn't your attention pointed at the lady just now?
(The randomosity then stopped as Broly looked to the "Sleek Shadow" again)
Broly: Like I said, as you know of the new Matrianica's name, you must die. Your head shall be a great mantle for the Shadow Empire.
(The Sleek Shadow chuckled before laughing heartily)
Sleek Shadow: You see? That's the problem with the Shadow Empire in this time period. You're all too quick to assume before even thinking rationally.
Broly: (angry) WHAT?!
(Apparentley, Strong Sad caught a key part in the Sleek Shadow's sentence)
Strong Sad: Hey wait a minute! What do you mean, "in this time period?"
(The "Sleek Shadow" giggled before removing the huge trenchcoat and hat, revealing she has blue skin on the face, black lips, and black eyes. The rest of her body looks like black inque with blue shines)
Sleek Shadow: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Inque. I come from the True Future, whereas you would call the "Beyond Future."
Broly: A futurite, hmmm? Then where do you fit into this picture?
(Inque then starts feeling around her body, as if searching for something. The Mask looks to the audiance and raises a sign saying, "Get the innuendo yet, folks?" Inque then finally gets out what looks like an emblem of some sort. The emblem catches nearly everyone by surprise)
Broly: (seeing the emblem) You... You... You work for the Shadow Empire?!
Sailor Mars: (shocked) We're up against one from the future?!
Homestar: (shocked) The Shadow Empiwe has theiw own emblem?!
(Everyone then looks at Homestar with glares on their faces)
Inque: (to Broly, still with emblem) I don't just work for the Shadow Empire... I'm their leader. (puts emblem wehre she found it)
Ace Ventura: (looks to the screen) We're getting a lot of twists, aren't we?
Broly: Why should I believe a futurite like you?
Inque: (takes out her emblem again) Does the emblem lie to you? Does the code of loyalty decieve?
Broly: It shouldn't... Fine. What are your orders?
Inque: It should be rather simple, Broly.
(Inque then turns her attention to the heroes, making Broly turn to them)
Inque: See them? Hero League Z?
Broly: Yes. I was ordered to crush them earlier.
Inque: I see. (crosses arms and smirks) Well, your orders should be simple then... Kill them.
(Broly then laughed evilly as he glowed a green aura and his muscles bulged. The heroes looked to DK)
Sailor Mercury: (quietly) Should we begin your plan now?
DK: (quietly back) Not yet. Try stalling for time until I give the signal.
Broly: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(Broly then charges towards the heroes, thus making them scatter around the square)
Earthworm Jim: (gets out ray gun) EAT DIRT! CRAZY SAYIAN OBSESSED WITH THE DESTRUCTION OF GOKU! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
(Earthworm Jim then starts firing madly at Broly, but the shots don't do any good, as Broly laughed them off)
Broly: Ha ha ha! That tickles!
Beetlejuice: (looks up book entitled "Beating Super-Powerful Villains for Dummies") That ain't right. That ain't supposed to tickle!
(Broly then looks toward Ace and makes a fist)
Broly: Now, to destroy you!
Ace Ventura: (eyes bugging out) You're actually taking yourself up on what you said earlier?!?!
(Ace Ventura then starts running as Broly flies after him. Broly then manages to grab Ace and keeps on slamming him into the ground until his face looks like it's covered in cartoon blood)
Ace Ventura: (muffled) That hurts man...
Broly: (charing up a green ball from his hand) Now... You die!
DK: (shouting) Mask! Now!
Broly: (turning) Huh?
(Broly then found himself knocked back a few inches with a dent in his stomach. Broly then looks to see The Mask who had a giant boxing glove gun. The Mask kisses the weapon before putting it away)
The Mask: You want someone truly fun to mess with, Sayian boy? (makes the come here gesture) Bring it.
(Broly then roared in anger and charged toward The Mask. The Mask looked ready to run, but Broly already rammed into him, and got slammed into the wall. Broly walked away from the crater, thinking he just destroyed the green weirdo, but The Mask's laughing caught him off guard. Broly then felt like he was blasted in the back, knocking him forward a few meters again. The Mask was seen in the form of his version of Superman, but with a green M)
The Mask: (makes a heroic pose) *deep heroic voice* Beware, foul fiend, for you have across the path of... SUPER MASK!
(Super Mask then flies towards Broly and starts making fast-paced punches, which Broly blocked with his own. The duo made it look like it was a full-scale DBZ action scene, so the heroes can't help but look at it)
Deadpool: You sure Green-Face will take care of Steroids-Boy up there?
DK: Oh, I'm sure he will. After all, Mask is vulnerable to a lot of things, isn't he?
Toad: Can't argue with that.
Static: But is there anything he ISN'T resistant to?
DK: (shrugs) Dunno.
(Just then, a huge smash was heard as they saw Super Mask diving towards them. The Mask changes back to normal as he hits the ground, making a crater)
DK: (seeing the crater) Uh oh...
The Mask: (from crater) DK, I don't think your counter attack plan is working...
(Broly then hovers down as he laughs evilly)
Broly: How pathetic! To think, THIS is a group that's causing us trouble! It's a disgrace to even call you a nuisance! Prepare to die!
(Broly then starts charging a large ball of green energy in his arm towards the heroes. The tension rises as they look with shocked looks. Could this be the end?)
Voice: Hah!
(Not a chance, as a powerful kick hit Broly in the face, making him blast the sky! Broly felt his face, and he couldn't believe it. Blood was dripping from his mouth. He looked to his attacker in anger)
Broly: Who dares?!
(The attacker is revealed to be a 17 year old girl with long, siler-to-white hair, a developed bust, and white fur covering her torso and stomach. She was also barefoot, barehanded, and her eyes were blue. A tail was extended from part of her fur above her buttocks. Sufficed to say, with the fur, she was half-naked. At the sight of her, Future Sanji went into love-cook mode and The Mask instantly recovered with toon hearts flying around his head. The Mask noticed he was back on his feet)
The Mask: Hey! The sight of that beautiful women completely healed me of my injuries! (looks to the screen) Lots of words I never thought I'd use.
Future Sanji: (love-cook mode) Oh Rina darling! It's such a delight to have your presence with our unworthy souls!
Peter Pan: (looks to Felicia) You notice something similar about her?
Felicia: (wide-eyed) Yeah...
(Felicia stares, awe-struck at the new catwoman, named Rina by Future Sanji, not noticing the future versions of the Babylon Rogues walking towards her)
Future Jet: Rina? What are you doing here?
Rina: (looks to Future Jet) Oh, hi Jet. I see you're here too. Went to get away from the King's tryanically rule too?
Future Wave: Yeah. Stuff is pretty good here. If you don't count the bad guys of the past.
Future Storm: Yeah, those guys are a big pain. Good thing Hero League Z is helping us!
Hero League Z Members that met Future Jet, Wave, and Storm before the others: (backslap the air) YOU'RE helping US.
Broly: Well I have no idea who you are, but-
Another voice: Galick Gun!
(And then, Broly was hit from behind by a purple energy blast. He turns to see what appears to be a 15 year old boy with green eyes, short blue hair, blue jeans, a black shirt, and blue sneakers)
Boy: A small sample of my training, of course.
Future Jet: Yosaku? You're here too?
Broly: (roars with anger) Just how many futurites are there?!?!
Inque: (looking at Rina and Yosaku) ...Just one more.
Broly: Eh?
(Broly then found himself being flown into the air and into a building by some invisible force. When he recovered, he saw a young 5-year old girl with blue hair in a pony tail, a sweater that looked too big for her, and blue eyes. Cat ears could be seen in some of her locks)
Inque: (thoughts) So, the three children have arrived. *looks to Felicia* And the catwoman is blissfully unaware... This could abode well for the moment.
(The three newbies then go towards each other as the heroes just took a look at what they did to Broly)
Wario: (looking at Broly struggle to get up) ...Uh... What just happened?
Waluigi: (looking at the three) I believe we have ourselves some strong guys here. And they're futurites! Who knew?
Rina: (fiddles with the young girl's hair) Nice work there, Maria. You're doing better.
Maria: (giggles) Thanks sis!
Yosaku: (to Rina) Hey, what about me?! I used the neat blast attack!
Rina: (to Yosaku, plain) Need I be impressed with you showing off? Besides, you haven't even perfected any of your attacks yet. They still need work.
Yosaku: (rolls his eyes and crosses) Geez... Everybody's a critic.
(As Hero League Z walks towards the trio, Inque starts walking towards Broly, who looks as if he's going to explode with anger)
Broly: Grr... How dare they do this to me?! I'll crush them by any means-
Inque: (puts her hand on Broly's shoulder) I believe you've had enough for one day, Broly.
(Broly then looks to Inque in confusion and anger)
Broly: Are you MAD woman?! There is no way that I'm going to let those fools live! Do you understand me?!
Inque: I don't believe YOU understand ME. You're already tired, and the Shadow Empire of this time will be wondering what is taking you so long to destroy them. It's for the best that you come back to your masters alive with a failed mission rather than dead. Then they would have to replace your position with someone they believe to be more... successful, if you will.
(Broly then calms down a little as Inque speaks again)
Inque: And by the way, I'm not asking you to go back. I'm telling you as leader of the Shadow Empire in the future. Tell them that what my king, the duke, and I have planned doesn't concern them.
Broly: ...Fine.
Inque: Good. Now go.
(Broly then flies into the air, making a green aura tail as he went. Inque then dissapeared into a dark alley, retreating into a dark portal)
Roo: That was AWESOME!
Rabbit: Yes! You got the better of Broly and had him on the ropes!
Booma: Wicked cool!
Yosaku: (acting proud, cocky smirk) Heh, no problem!
Rina: Just glad to help.
(Maria looks to Felicia, who had a small grin on her face. The young girl then gets a large smile on her face)
Maria: Hi!
Felicia: (looks to Maria) Hey there! Aren't you the cutest thing? (rubs Maria's head)
(Maria then giggles a bit as Felicia rubs her head. The Futurites, all the while, secretly conversed amongst one another)
Future Jet: (quietly) I don't think Felicia has any idea who those three are.
Future Wave: (quietly) At least not yet anyway. It might be a few more years from this time period she actually finds out.
Future Lucario: (quietly) Actually, with the Greatest Team Up Ever Arc coming up after the Nitro Arc and this Arc, it should be very soon.
Future Storm: (quietly) Yeah, and the other guy is with the Neo Outsiders too.
Future Orihime: (quietly) You guys think we should tell her once we get the chance?
Future Usopp: (quietly) That's not a good idea. If we did that, the course of time will be altered and the three might not be able to exist in our point of the future. It's best we keep it a secret.
Future Chopper: (quietly) Are you sure?
Future Nami: (quietly) It's for the best. We can't let Felicia or 'him' know.
Future Yoruichi: (quietly) It's settled then. We'll keep this a secret until he or cat-girl finds out for themselves.
(The futurites then look to see Battleship going towards the three)
Battleship: You guys are good. Let me ask you though, what are your names?
Rina: Name's Rina. I'm the oldest.
Yosaku: Yosaku, middle child.
Maria: (giggles) And I'm Maria! Youngest child!
The Mask: (looks to the screen) And she's cute as a button!
Yosaku: You guys don't mind if we help clean out the place right?
Mamoo: No problem! The more guys helping out, the quicker this Arc can be done!
Felicia: Yeah! It'll be great! If you want, you can check out the HLZ carrier too. It's a great place to lounge in!
Rina: Sounds nice.
Maria: Lead the way!
(The heroes, along with the triplets, walk off. Unknown to them, Inque was watching from the darkness...)
Hero League Z Season 2
Chapter 8: Super Duper Sumos Arc
Episode 84: Show Me Your Moves! Incoming Captain Falcon!
Intro from Episode 83
Roo: That was AWESOME!
Rabbit: Yes! You got the better of Broly and had him on the ropes!
Booma: Wicked cool!
Yosaku: (acting proud, cocky smirk) Heh, no problem!
Rina: Just glad to help.
(Maria looks to Felicia, who had a small grin on her face. The young girl then gets a large smile on her face)
Maria: Hi!
Felicia: (looks to Maria) Hey there! Aren't you the cutest thing? (rubs Maria's head)
(Maria then giggles a bit as Felicia rubs her head. The Futurites, all the while, secretly conversed amongst one another)
Future Jet: (quietly) I don't think Felicia has any idea who those three are.
Future Wave: (quietly) At least not yet anyway. It might be a few more years from this time period she actually finds out.
Future Lucario: (quietly) Actually, with the Greatest Team Up Ever Arc coming up after the Nitro Arc and this Arc, it should be very soon.
Future Storm: (quietly) Yeah, and the other guy is with the Neo Outsiders too.
Future Orihime: (quietly) You guys think we should tell her once we get the chance?
Future Usopp: (quietly) That's not a good idea. If we did that, the course of time will be altered and the three might not be able to exist in our point of the future. It's best we keep it a secret.
Future Chopper: (quietly) Are you sure?
Future Nami: (quietly) It's for the best. We can't let Felicia or 'him' know.
Future Yoruichi: (quietly) It's settled then. We'll keep this a secret until he or cat-girl finds out for themselves.
(The futurites then look to see Battleship going towards the three)
Battleship: You guys are good. Let me ask you though, what are your names?
Rina: Name's Rina. I'm the oldest.
Yosaku: Yosaku, middle child.
Maria: (giggles) And I'm Maria! Youngest child!
The Mask: (looks to the screen) And she's cute as a button!
Yosaku: You guys don't mind if we help clean out the place right?
Mamoo: No problem! The more guys helping out, the quicker this Arc can be done!
Felicia: Yeah! It'll be great! If you want, you can check out the HLZ carrier too. It's a great place to lounge in!
Rina: Sounds nice.
Maria: Lead the way!
(The heroes, along with the triplets, walk off. Unknown to them, Inque was watching from the darkness...)
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(Back at Bad Inc, Ghenghis, Ms.Mister, and Billy Swift were at the table while Dr.Stinger came in with some papers)
Dr.Stinger: I'm afraid I have some bad news, everyone.
Billy Swift: Let me guess. The heroes have been beating the lot of them so far? Broly had came earlier? A huge plot twist occurred? All of the above?
Dr.Stinger: The latter of course. But the real problem is, well, we ran out of creatures to mutate. The only things we can do with them is make small grunts!
Ms.Mister: Is that so? Huh. (puts her head on her fist with her elbow on the table) We have got to find some easier targets for mutation. X-Hunter would be able to help, but he's also untrustworthy when it comes to his inventions. It looks like we'll have to resort to hiring somebody to take care of them.
(Dr.Stinger then smiles at this)
Dr.Stinger: No need to worry about that, Ms.Mister, I already taken care of that! Our bounty hunter said he'd be right over.
Ghenghis: (raises an eyebrow) Bounty hunter, eh? Who'd you hire?
Dr.Stinger: Really fast talker, mind you. He said it came with his profession. He calls himself... Hotroderick. Sounds like the name of a boss from a Wario Land game. No idea where it came from.
Billy Swift: (looks to the screen) I see he hasn't played Wario Land: Shake It.
Ms.Mister: (to Dr.Stinger) Are you sure this Hotroderick will get the job done?
Dr.Stinger: Oh I'm positively sure! If he doesn't, then of course we'll have to resort to getting second jobs to get more money.
(With the heroes, they were busy eating some ice cream over at a nearby ice cream cart. Needless to say, Booma, Mamoo, and Kimo were eating the most)
Future Metaknight: (looks at the sumos with an unsure expression) Eh... Are you three sure you should be eating that much ice cream?
Booma: (looks to Future Metaknight) We're sumos, we're supposed to stay fat, meaning we have to eat all day and all night.
Future Usopp: (sweatdrops) So you guys eat food stupidly fast in order to keep yourselves in sumo weight? Who taught you this stuff?
Sumos: (at same time) Wisdom-San.
(Just then, engine whirring was heard coming up as the heroes look around)
Melody: (licking her strawberry ice cream) Does anybody hear that?
(The whirring comes closer)
Ty: Perhaps a guy from Nascar?
(Closer...)
Kazooie: Nah, probably just some speeder.
(CLOSER...)
Mulan: I don't think even speeders go this fast...
Mushu: You don't suppose it's-
(Just then, an orange blur passed by the heroes, making the ice cream scoops splatter on all their faces. A note was seen on Wario's face along with garlic ice cream)
Wario: (ice cream on face) I know only one guy who speeds like that. (takes the note and reads it) "Dear Losers, if you value this city's well-being, you'd better meet me down at the town racing circuit. See you there, Hotroderick." (puts note away) Yep, it's him.
Imaginary Amy: (wiping the ice cream off her face with a napkin) What do you mean "him?"
Wario: Just a stupid guardian I knew back over in the Shake Dimension. The guy thought he could outspeed me, but I showed him what-for, along with the other guardians.
Imaginary Sonic: Outspeed? So this guy's a hot rod freak?
Wario: Explains the name, "Hotroderick."
Gopher: And this guy is asking for us to meet him at a race track?
Shahra: (sweatdrop) Talk about obsessive...
Wario: (smirking) Well, if this guy is asking for his butt to be kicked again, I'll be more than happy to oblige! Let's go!
Waluigi: (as Wario runs off) And so we finally make a reference to his latest game. Go figure.
(The heroes then follow Wario off where the orange blur went. Later, they were at a conveniently made race circuit just near the outskirts of Genaric City, where an orange car was parked)
Zach: Hey Wario, you sure that guy is here like you said?
Wario: Of course he is! Have I ever steered you guys wrong before?
Ryotsu: (looks to Battleship) Has he?
Battleship: A few times back on the carrier. He once mistaken directions to the girl's changing room for a treasure map and lead Strong Bad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Mask, and Ace there while the girls were in there!
(The girls then look to said group who looked at them)
Strong Sad: Come on! It was an accident!
Voice: Heh heh heh... Who knew that you would be so CLUELESS, garlic-boy?
(The heroes look to see a figure wearing an orange racing outfit, an orange scarf, white gloves, orange feet, and an orange helmet-like head. A black retangle wrapped around the head, connecting each side like a single-striped ball. Yellow eyes with black pupils were seen in the black stripe)
Figure: To be precise, you're still as slow as always!
Wario: Hotroderick!
Coach Z: (looking at Hotroderick) Is that supposed to be the racing fanatic?
Bubs: Don't look all that neato torpedo to me.
Wario: Like anyone else I clobber the snot of.
Hotroderick: (ignoring Bubs and Wario) I see you gus came as you were told, like bunch of obediant pups to their owners.
Mona: (to Wario) Does this guy always speak in metaphors? Just asking.
Wario: No, he talks normally. He just loves to make references to speed.
Hotroderick: Ha! You certainly put the pedal to the metal on that one, fat boy!
Wario: (pokes his thumb at Hotroderick) See?
Maya: Just what is it you want with us?
Hotroderick: (crosses arms) Ain't it obvious? I'm here for your bounties!
Heroes: (at same time) Bounties?!
Earthworm Jim: Since when did we get bounties?
Hotroderick: (takes out some wanted posters) Try asking the East India Trading Company.
(The speedster then throws said wanted posters at the heroes. They then look at them with raised eyebrows and/or shocked expressions)
Wario: (reads) Wanted: Wario, for stealing large amounts of money innumerable times. (looks to the others) Come on! I'm a treasure hunter and that treasure was ripe for the taking!
Strong Bad: (reading) Wanted: Strong Bad and Homestar Runner, for the murder of Aisner. (stops reading) Hey! Aisner was the bad guy there!
Marzipan: (reading) Wanted: Bowser Jr for being associated with the Neo Masters of Evil and his father associated with the Shadow Empire and Dark Alliance.
Bowser Jr: Hey! I'm a good guy now, so why would I be wanted?!
Battleship: (reading) Wanted: Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth Swann, Will Turner, Flower Hat Pirates, Red Haired Shanks, Red Shoes Zeff, and Straw Hat Pirates, wanted for acts of piracy.
Future Usopp: Didn't the kingdom of Neo Earth pardon us though?
Waluigi: (looks to Hotroderick) Alright, speed-king, just what's going on here?
Hotroderick: Don't you guys know? The East India Trading Company of this world joined up with the Shadow Empire, and now they're passing up bounties on the good guys' heads. (rolls eyes) Heh. Like that alliance will last for some time.
Sally: What do you mean?
Hotroderick: If anyone knows Beckett will enough, he'll try going for an even bigger position than just ruling the seas.
Imaginary Cream: You mean just like in the movie?
Hotroderick: Probably. (eyes widen, then shakes head) Gah! I just spilled to much info!
Wario: Fast talker.
Hotroderick: (points to Wario) Hey! I make the puns here!
Kazooie: Anywho, you gonna fight us or what?
Hotroderick: Actually, I wanna challenge you guys to a race!
(The heroes then raise their eyebrows in question)
Imaginary Sonic: A... Race?
Hotroderick: You got that right! You accept or what?
Diddy Kong: There's a catch to this, isn't there?
Hotroderick: Correct-a-mundo, monkey boy. If you win, you guys are free to go, which I doubt will happen. If I win, I take your bounties, claim the reward, and rid you off the face of Neo Earth!
Imaginary Sonic: (stretching his legs) Huh. Shouldn't be too hard.
Wario: You're on, freak!
(The Mask then goes up to an announcer's booth, dressed as an announcer with a microphone)
The Mask: (deep voice) All speed racers to the starting line.
(Hotroderick in his car, Imaginary Sonic on his feet, Homestar Runner on his feet, Wario on his motorcycle (a punching glove with a spring attached to the front), Banjo on Kazooie, and Ghost Rider on his Hell Cycle, then all lined up at the starting line)
The Mask: (deep voice) On your marks...
(The runners ran in place)
The Mask: (deep voice) Get set...
(The cars then revved up their engines in ready)
The Mask: ...(waves flag) GO!
(BGM: Vs Hotroderick- Wario Land: Shake It! OST)
(And they're off! So far it was neck and neck until Kazooie started falling behind)
Banjo: Faster, Kazooie! Faster!
Kazooie: (to Banjo) What do I look like? A racing bird? I don't have the right legs for these things!
The Mask: (deep voice) Oh boy, looks like Banjo and Kazooie are already out of the race! They're dropping way behind while Homestar, Sonic, Ghost Rider, Wario, and Hotroderick are still neck and neck!
(Hotroderick then chuckles before getting out a wrench and looking to Imaginary Sonic)
Hotroderick: See you at the finish line, chump!
(Hotroderick then slams the wrench over Imaginary Sonic's head, knocking him out and out of the race)
The Mask: (deep voice) Make that three folks! Sonic has just been K.O.-ed!
Homestar: (glares at Hotroderick) Hey! That's cheating!
Hotroderick: No it ain't! I'm in charge of this course, and you have to follow my rules! You hear me speakin' fast enough? My course, my rules!
Wario: Your course, your rules, huh? (Smirks) Then I wouldn't get disqualified if I do this!
(Wario then uses the punching glove to hit at the back of Hotroderick's engine, causing some damage)
Hotroderick: Hey! My engine! Why I oughta... SPEED UP!
(Hotroderick pressed a button in his car, making the engine go inside and rev up a large blue flame at the back, increasing his speed. Wario and Ghost Rider still caught up with him, but Homestar was left behind)
Homestar: Hey! Wait fow me!
The Mask: (deep voice) The contenders certainly are going out fast folks! It's only greedy-boy, hellfire, and speed-talker in this round!
Hotroderick: Make that just me! (gets out a bucket) Hey, flame-boy, let's see how you like getting wet!
(Hotroderick then throws water at Ghost Rider, making the fire out and turn him back into Johnny Blaze. The motercycle then starts slowing down as Johnny is still soaked wet)
Wario: (still after Hotroderick) Ha! It's just you and me pal! I'm going to love knocking you out!
Hotroderick: Not this time, Wario! I have what you desire most!
Wario: (raises an eyebrow) And what's that?
Hotroderick: This!
(Hotroderick then throws out a giant sack to Wario. Wario's eyes then bug out as he starts drooling enormous amounts of saliva)
Wario: C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-CASH!!!!!
Heroes: (cry out) Wario, no!
(Wario, not listening to the heroes' cries, jumps off his bike and goes for the bag, hugging it in total happiness. All the while, Hotroderick gets closer to the finish line)
Hotroderick: Ha ha! Adios, yellow-belly!
The Mask: (deep voice) Uh oh, it looks like Hotroderick is about to take his win folks! Can anyone stop this- (looks downward) Hold the phone folks! It looks like we have a last minute entry?
Hotroderick: (stops the car) Last minute- wha?!
(Just then, a hovercraft in the guise of a falcon's head zoomed towards Hotroderick's car, rammed right through it and broke it to pieces sending Hotroderick into the air, and passed the finish line)
The Mask: A real shocker folks! The mystery racer has just won the race in a few seconds! The heroes win!
(The heroes cheer as they go towards the hovercraft. All the while, Hotroderick falls back down to the ground, stomach first. He then finds himself seeing stars. Wario stops fondling his money for the moment and goes towards him with a smug smirk)
Wario: Well, Roddy, looks like you lost! You know what that means?
Hotroderick: (dazed) Team Rocket's blasting off again for perhaps the one quadrillionth time...
Wario: (shrugs) Eh, close enough.
(Wario then punches Hotroderick so hard in the face that it sends the guardian into the sky, a small twinkle seen after. Wario then follows the heroes to the car)
Banjo: (to the guy coming out) Thanks for helping us out there, stranger!
Future Lucario: (recognizes the figure) Wait a minute... I know you...
(The figure is revealed to be a man in his thirties wearing a blue jumpsuit, yellow gloves and boots, and a red helmet with a golden falcon on it)
Stranger: It's no problem. Just can't resist a race.
Toon Link: You're Captain Falcon! I haven't seen you since the last Smash Tournament!
Captain Falcon: Great to see you again too, Toon Link. You too, Toon Zelda, Olimar, Lucario, Kirby, Metaknight.
Future Lucario, Kirby, and Metaknight: (together) We're futurites.
Captain Falcon: I know, but still.
Strong Bad: THE Captain Falcon huh? How have your Falcon Punches been?
Captain Falcon: (raises an eyebrow in his helmet) What?
Strong Bad: (whispers to The Cheat) He has no idea, does he?
The Cheat: ~Guess not.~
Mario: What brings you over to Genaric City, Captain Falcon?
Captain Falcon: I've been hearing rumors about different monster attacks in this place, but so far I found nothing of the kind. I guess you guys took care of them already.
Fuzzy Z: Darn tootin'!
Kimo: Actually, by now, Bad Inc is probably running out of money to even get money for more experiments. That could be the reason why Hotroderick when after us.
Raz: And now they're hiring bounty hunters on us. The East India Trading Company made false wanted posters of us for some reason. Hotroderick said that they teamed up with the Shadow Empire, but doubts the alliance will last.
Captain Falcon: Is that so? Well I guess we'll have to deal with them in the future. You guys don't mind if I tag along, do you?
Luigi: It's-a no problem! We-a get a lot of new-a members anyway!
Felicia: It's sorta like a long tradition in some cases.
Yosaku: So if Bad Inc is probably out of money for their experiments, what are they doing to make more?
(We now see Dr.Stinger with a lemonade stand near Bad Inc)
Dr.Stinger: Lemonade! Get your lemonade! Only 5 dollars!
(Just then, Dr.Stinger's cell-phone rings in his pocket. He reaches into said pocket and take the phone)
Dr.Stinger: (answers the phone) Hello? Dr.Stinger here... Oh, Grimm! Good to hear from ya, what's up? ...Uh huh... You're headed WHERE?! ...The white temple of destiny thingy over in Dillydale? Now why on Neo Earth would you want to go there? ...Oh, corruption huh? Should've guessed... You do realize you might find the Neo Outsiders there, right? ...No worries? How can you not be worri... Oh yeah, you can't get attacked... Well, I guess I'll be hearing from you later? ...Okay. Best of luck on your corruption! Bye!
(Dr.Stinger then hangs up the phone and gets ready to sell more lemonade. He then stops and looks to the screen)
Dr.Stinger: Yep! A twist just came up. No tricks behind our backs now. If you want something done, you have to talk with the writer here. Otherwise, things won't work out. (looks to the sky) Cue ending!
Already Near The Ending of the Arc?! Attack on Bad Inc!
October 31 2008, 10:45 PM
Hero League Z Season 2
Chapter 8: Super Duper Sumos Arc
Episode 85: Already Near The Ending of the Arc?! Attack on Bad Inc!
Intro from Episode 84
Wario: Well, Roddy, looks like you lost! You know what that means?
Hotroderick: (dazed) Team Rocket's blasting off again for perhaps the one quadrillionth time...
Wario: (shrugs) Eh, close enough.
(Wario then punches Hotroderick so hard in the face that it sends the guardian into the sky, a small twinkle seen after. Wario then follows the heroes to the car)
Banjo: (to the guy coming out) Thanks for helping us out there, stranger!
Future Lucario: (recognizes the figure) Wait a minute... I know you...
(The figure is revealed to be a man in his thirties wearing a blue jumpsuit, yellow gloves and boots, and a red helmet with a golden falcon on it)
Stranger: It's no problem. Just can't resist a race.
Toon Link: You're Captain Falcon! I haven't seen you since the last Smash Tournament!
Captain Falcon: Great to see you again too, Toon Link. You too, Toon Zelda, Olimar, Lucario, Kirby, Metaknight.
Future Lucario, Kirby, and Metaknight: (together) We're futurites.
Captain Falcon: I know, but still.
Strong Bad: THE Captain Falcon huh? How have your Falcon Punches been?
Captain Falcon: (raises an eyebrow in his helmet) What?
Strong Bad: (whispers to The Cheat) He has no idea, does he?
The Cheat: ~Guess not.~
Mario: What brings you over to Genaric City, Captain Falcon?
Captain Falcon: I've been hearing rumors about different monster attacks in this place, but so far I found nothing of the kind. I guess you guys took care of them already.
Fuzzy Z: Darn tootin'!
Kimo: Actually, by now, Bad Inc is probably running out of money to even get money for more experiments. That could be the reason why Hotroderick when after us.
Raz: And now they're hiring bounty hunters on us. The East India Trading Company made false wanted posters of us for some reason. Hotroderick said that they teamed up with the Shadow Empire, but doubts the alliance will last.
Captain Falcon: Is that so? Well I guess we'll have to deal with them in the future. You guys don't mind if I tag along, do you?
Luigi: It's-a no problem! We-a get a lot of new-a members anyway!
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(With Bad Inc, all of the members were at their respected seats at the chairman's table, pondering the current situation at hand)
Billy Swift: The whole Hero League Z affair is getting out of hand. Not only are they getting more troublesome than the stupid dupid sumos, we're losing profits because of them. We'll only be lucky as to have enough for cheap security robots.
Ghenghis Fenghis: And that's about ALL we have!
Ms.Mister: (looking at the schedule) Even worse, we're already getting close to the end of the Arc.
Dr.Stinger: (eyes wide) THAT quick? Does that mean we'll break the record for shortest Arc?
Ghenghis Fenghis: Actually, that title belongs to the OVA titles so far.
Dr.Stinger: (dissapointed) Aw...
Billy Swift: (looking to Ms.Mister) Any ideas on how to work with this, madame?
Ms.Mister: (hands to the table) According to the title of this episode, the heroes will soon be on us. We'd better prepare for our forces for a counterattack once they breach our force-field and defenses.
Ghenghis Fenghis: And if any twists arrive?
Ms.Mister: Be prepared for anything. We must not let anything unexpected cross our paths. In other words, don't let your guard down...
It's no problem. Since the lack of updates, I've been working on the episodes myself for a while. I mean, hey, Papa-T said he'll come back when he says he's caught up with the whole thing.
(Down at the Super Duper Sumo abode, everything (so far) was completely normal. Well, normal in the Hero League Z sort of sense.)
Strong Bad: (looking at Owl's book) You sure that this prophecy is right?
Owl: I told you all before, it's about thousands of years old! Some of these prophecies might even be out of date.
Pom-Pom: ~So therefore we're looking up some odd sub-plots that might not even happen?~
Owl: As I said before, maybe.
Future Yin: You know, I remember to back to when I was young when we were back on the Neo Outsiders, you remember that Yang?
Future Yang: Yeah, I remember that too. There was even that time when we always kept surveilance on the other teams when they weren't looking- (covers mouth) Oops.
(Strong Bad, Owl, Pom-Pom, and the others take a glance at the future woo-foo warrior)
Raz: You guys WATCHED us all through our adventures, and never even bothered to tell us about it?
Future Yang: Blame SHIELD! They're the ones with the hidden cameras!
(Strong Sad then came over with a pillow with a camera taped to it. On the camera was the SHIELD emblem)
Strong Sad: Any particular reason as to why a SHIELD camera is taped to my pillow?
(Strong Mad then takes the camera and crushes it in his hands)
Strong Mad: KEEP THINGS PRIVATE UNLESS WE NOTIFY THEM OURSELVES!
Ingrid: (sweatdrops) Sorry about that. The HLZ Carrier was originally one of SHIELD's prototypes. They probably hooked their computer connection to it too.
Tarzan: We've GOT to remember to jam their cameras on us.
Ingrid: I'll do that once the Arc is over.
Future Yang: And there was that time when I asked what the heck Dr.Dude was thinking when he put in the sub-plot.
(Future Yang then realizes what he said and gets glared upon by the other members)
Strong Bad: Remind me to pummel your past self once we meet him.
Future Yang: (chuckles nervously) I'll do that. (Strong Bad punches him) Ow! What was that for?!
Strong Bad: Future reference! I want you to feel twice the pain once I wail on your past self.
(With Battleship, Future Luffy, Pocahontas, Melody, Sakura, Future Mickey, Kimo, Booma, and Mamoo, they were busy talking about how to get inside Bad Inc)
Booma: (shows a poorly drawn blueprint of his masterplan) We take out the forcefield generator, take out the front door, take out everything in sight, and take out Bad Inc! How about that?
(The others took a look at Booma's plan, and at the same time shook their heads)
Booma: Aw...
Pocahontas: Booma's right on one thing, our first order of business is to take out the shield generator.
Sakura: That should be easy. Static could just overpower the thing and make it explode.
Mamoo: But then there's the case of the security systems on the inside. We don't exactly have anyone that's a master hacker or something.
Future Mickey: Actually, TRON and Ingrid are great with computers. They probably can hack into the system just fine.
Kimo: We'll still be outnumbered. Knowing Bad Inc, they probably have security robots along with mutant prototypes to take care of intruders.
Future Luffy: (making his signature smile) No problem! We'll just take them all out while we're there.
Melody: (to the Sumos) One question, Kimo?
Kimo: What is it, Melody?
Melody: Do the actual members of Bad Inc have any fighting experiance?
Booma: (smiling) Nope! They mainly just send their monsters out to do the fighting for them. (thinks) Ghenghis Fenghis USED to have some muscle power on him, but that's all worn out from being imprisoned in the seal of imprisonment for 1,000 years.
Melody: Let me guess, by Wisdom-San?
Sumos: Yep.
Battleship: So when do we put the plan into action?
Kimo: A couple of minutes from now. You can tell from the sliding screen.
(The screen, like Kimo said, starts sliding left, putting pressure on their sides)
Future Mickey: (getting squeezed) Okay, so maybe there are some disadvantages to breaking the 4th wall.
Booma: You're telling me! My butt's being squeezed!
(Finally, the screen fully slides to show the heroes sneaking to the side of Bad Inc, where a purple and white generator was hooked up and on. Luckily for the heroes, the cord to the generator was sticking out near the bushes. Static smirked and charged up his finger)
Static: (as his finger is charged) Who's up for seeing some fireworks?
The Cheat: (raises his arm) ~I am! Let 'er rip!~
(Static then pokes the cord with his finger, sending large amounts of electricity into the generator. The glass on it starts cracking open as electricity starts surging from the core. And from massive amounts of overloading power...)
SFX: KABOOM!!
(The generator blew up to bits. The force field blinked on and off a few times before finally dissipating into nothing. TRON and Ingrid then go towards a small laptop-like computer stand, found among the remains of the generator. Ingrid got the computer started while TRON worked on the controls)
Ingrid: Estimated infiltration time: 15 to 20 seconds.
TRON: Rate of defense avatars preventing hacking time: 44 percent.
Ingrid: T-minus 14 seconds.
TRON: Security systems down 25 percent.
Ingrid: T-minus 11 seconds.
TRON: Defense avatars down. Security system down 50 percent.
Ingrid: T-minus 7 seconds.
TRON: Firewalls obliterated. Security system down 75 percent.
Ingrid: T-minus 3... 2... 1...
TRON: (hits one last key) Security system down 100 percent. (looks to the heroes) The door's systems should be offline, so we're ready to go.
(The heroes then look around to find DK was gone. DK was actually already at the door, winding up his fist)
DK: (winding up his fist) Banana... Slamma!
(DK then punches the door so hard that it goes hard down the halls, making continuous holes through the building. The heroes took a look at DK's handywork)
Marzipan: (looks to DK) I think you hit a little too hard there, DK.
Coach Z: You don't suppose you can be port of my fortball dorm? We could use a muscle-bound freak like you.
DK: (to Coach Z) Thanks for asking, Coach, but no thanks.
(The heroes then entered the building. While inside, Bad Inc watched them from the security cameras)
Billy Swift: They've taken the bait, Ms. Mister.
Ms. Mister: Good. Now how about we entertain them a bit, what do you say? (gets out a microphone) Attention all security robots and mutant prototypes, Hero League Z has trespassed into the building. I repeat, Hero League Z has trespassed into the building. Crush them at all costs!
(With the heroes, they heard the announcement made by Ms. Mister from where they were. Soon, security robots similar to Robotnik's swatbots entered the area, along with some strange mutants about their size)
Dr.Strange: It seems that Ms. Mister is already onto us.
Black Panther: And already she's released her security forces on us.
Deadpool: (glee) Sweet! More stuff for me to kill!
Kazooie: This oughta be a sinch.
Strong Bad: It's pummel time!
Battleship: CHARGE!!
(BGM: Sinister Shadows- Kingdom Hearts 2 OST)
Spider-Woman: Bio-Web!
(Spider-Woman starts firing large balls of green webbing at the security robots, causing them to fly to the wall and blow up upon impact)
Imaginary Rouge: Gotta admit, she's good.
(Little did she know, a mutant prototype was trying to get at her from behind. Future Chopper noticed)
Future Chopper: Rouge! Behind you!
(Rouge immediately spun around and kicked the prototype's jaw so hard from the right that the monster was sent spiraling into a janitor's closet. Deadpool walks over to the closet and looks to the floor)
Deadpool: Ooh, a penny!
(Deadpool then picks up a penny and places it in his pocket. He then sees a couple of the heroes glaring at him)
Deadpool: What? There's a good reference on that!
Beetlejuice: All you need is the Neil Flynn-esque janitor from that one sitcom that takes place in a hospital. (thinks) What was it called again?
Cleric: Guys, shouldn't we be focused on facing Bad Inc itself?
Deadpool and Beetlejuice: (look to Cleric with dull looks) Oh sure, ruin our fun why don't you?
Roy: (looks to Cleric) This story pretty much is comic related.
Maria: (looks to Felicia) How long were these funny guys around?
Felicia: A long time, Maria. A very long time.
Rina: You mean since the last season?
Felicia: Yeah. (realizes) Hey Rina, I just realized! Can I ask you something?
Rina: (looks to Felicia) What's that?
Felicia: It looked as if the future Babylon Rouges, the future Straw Hats, and the future Soul Reapers knew you guys. Are you from the same timeline as them?
Rina: Yes, actually. Why do you ask?
Felicia: Well, excuse me if I sound rude by asking, who are your parents?
(Rina and Yosaku do a double-take on that while Maria just looks to Felicia in confusion)
Rina and Yosaku: Say what?
Maria: But, miss Felicia, don't you know? Our mom and dad are-
(Yosaku then quickly puts his hand over Maria's mouth before she could continue)
Yosaku: (talking while Maria muffles when speaking) Our parents are not worth mentioning. (laughs nervously) No need to ask.
(Rina, Yosaku, and Maria quickly go ahead while Felicia just looks at them in confusion)
Felicia: ...Just who are they? It's like those three are hiding something from me. No, not just me. The others too...
(Felicia then looks on in determination)
Felicia: But I'll find out sooner or later. (starts making a dramatic speech with her hand in a fist) I'll make sure to discover who those three really are and what they're hiding from me or my name and reputation isn't Felicia, the sexiest catgirl around and singing superstar!
(Felicia then makes an anime pose of determination while some random robots and prototypes were clapping at the speech. Homsar then waddles up right near Felicia's legs)
Homsar: D'aaaaaaaaaah, it's a really nice view from down here!
(Felicia then falls down in an anime fall while the robots and prototypes get anime sweatdrops on the back of her heads. Felicia then looks at Homsar once, then at the robots and prototypes. And then...)
Felicia: (immediately stands up and heaves Homsar with her arm) Homsar-Homsar Beam!
(Felicia then throws Homsar so hard that the robots and prototypes get knocked out of the way and all unconcious. Homsar then defies the laws of physics and just floats in the air towards Felicia)
Homsar: D'aaaaaaaaah, how about we go buy Bad Inc some ice cream?
Felicia: ...Homsar, we REALLY need to get you a translator.
French Narrator: A few minutes of kick-butt and high quality action later...
(The heroes now find themselves in what looks like a hallway with three doorways. One on the right wall, one on the left wall, and a trapdoor on the floor. There was also a door at the end of the hallway, but it was locked with three different locks. One was grey, one was brown, and one was gold)
Kimo: Well, this is new.
Shima-chan: New?
Mamoo: To tell you the truth, Bad Inc never used a locking system for the conference room. It was wide open the last time.
Booma: Guess that means we'll just have to to go through the other three doors to find the respected keys for the locks.
Battleship: Very well, we'll split into three teams. The imaginary Sonic Heroes, Sakura, Meilin, Li, Sailor Scouts, 100 Acre Wood, Mario gang, Maya, Zach, CatDog, Banjo, Kazooie, Ty, Free Country, Manfred, Sid, Diego, Scrat, Future Lucario, Flower Hats, DK, Diddy, and Earthworm Jim go into the left door. Spider, Massimo, Marino, Cinnamon, Paper Mario 2 cast, Samurai Jack, Ratchet, Clank, Pocahontas, Aladdin, Hercules, Jack, Peter Pan, Ghost Rider, Blade, Ms.Marvel, Luke Cage, Dr.Strange, Suzu, Shima-chan, Zeff, Shanks, Mulan, Mushu, Izzy, El Tigre, Frida, White Pantera, Puma Loco, Simba, Genie, Toon Link, Toon Zelda, Future Yin, Future Yang, Wildfire, Imaginary Dedede, Imaginary Escargoon, MediEvil cast, Maximo, Death, Rowdy Ruff Boys, Auron, and Future Soul Society take the door on the bottom. The rest take the door on the right. I'll stay here with Kimo, Booma, and Mamoo to try finding another way to get the door open.
Dog: (salutes) Roger that, Captain Battleship!
Future Sanji: (smokes a cigarette) We'll see you in a couple of minutes.
Rina: (looks to Future Sanji) You know, you REALLY have to work on breaking that habit.
Future Sanji: (looks to Rina) Sorry, Rina-doll, but I can't stop myself. I've been trying for months then.
Felicia: (in her thoughts) Even Sanji knows them too...
Maximo: (unseathes his sword) Onward!
(The three groups then go through their respected doors as Battleship, Booma, Kimo, and Mamoo start trying to work on the door)
*In the left room*
(The group found themselves in what looks like a giant laboratory with different animals in fetal positions with long tubes on their bodies. The glasses were filled with a strange green liquid)
Piglet: J-j-j-just what is this place?
Marzipan: It looks like some sort of genetics lab.
Zach: The memories of X-Hunter are coming back...
Maya: Don't remind me.
(The heroes then heard laughing as they looked up to see Dr.Stinger up on the rafters)
Dr. Stinger: Welcome, one fourth of Hero League Z. Welcome, to my laboratory!
(The group then got themselves in battle positions as Dr. Stinger just kept in his place)
*In the right room*
(The group found themselves in what looks like an office-esque arena. At the desk in the center, Billy Swift was sitting in a lounge chair, pushing up his glasses)
Billy Swift: I see you managed to come in on time for your appointment. Shall I check you in?
(The group, like the first, already got into their battle positions as Billy's shades gleamed)
*In the bottom room*
(The third group found themselves in a room of a Japanese esthetic. In the center of the room, in a samurai sitting position, was Ghenghis Fenghis. He opened his eyes to take a look at the group)
Ghenghis Fenghis: So it finally comes to this...
(The screen goes three ways as it shows Dr. Stinger, Billy Swift, and Ghenghis Fenghis all facing the groups they were to fight)
('Sup, Hero Leaguers? Guess who's back, and ready to get the next episode going?)
Hero League Z Season 2
Chapter 8: Super Duper Sumos Arc
Episode 86: Ultimate Rumble; Hero League Z vs. Bad Inc.!
Previously...
(The three groups then go through their respected doors as Battleship, Booma, Kimo, and Mamoo start trying to work on the door)
In the left room
(The group found themselves in what looks like a giant laboratory with different animals in fetal positions with long tubes on their bodies. The glasses were filled with a strange green liquid)
Piglet: J-j-j-just what is this place?
Marzipan: It looks like some sort of genetics lab.
Zach: The memories of X-Hunter are coming back...
Maya: Don't remind me.
(The heroes then heard laughing as they looked up to see Dr.Stinger up on the rafters)
Dr. Stinger: Welcome, one fourth of Hero League Z. Welcome, to my laboratory!
(The group then got themselves in battle positions as Dr. Stinger just kept in his place)
In the right room
(The group found themselves in what looks like an office-esque arena. At the desk in the center, Billy Swift was sitting in a lounge chair, pushing up his glasses)
Billy Swift: I see you managed to come in on time for your appointment. Shall I check you in?
(The group, like the first, already got into their battle positions as Billy's shades gleamed)
In the bottom room
(The third group found themselves in a room of a Japanese esthetic. In the center of the room, in a samurai sitting position, was Ghenghis Fenghis. He opened his eyes to take a look at the group)
Ghenghis Fenghis: So it finally comes to this...
(The screen goes three ways as it shows Dr. Stinger, Billy Swift, and Ghenghis Fenghis all facing the groups they were to fight)
(BGM: Rusty Ruin Zone, Act 1 - Sonic 3D Blast Genesis Soundtrack)
(Dr. Stinger jumps into a giant mech walker and prepares himself for battle)
DK: Like we're scared of a tin can like that! Thunder Wham!
(DK leaps into the air and slams the walker into a tube containing a giant tiger with bull horns)
Dr. Stinger: Grins wickedly Ahh, you just awoke the TigerBull...get him, my pet!
(The TigerBull growls and leaps for the heroes. But...)
Sakura: Freeze!
(Sakura uses an ice spell to blind the beast)
Earthworm Jim: Great work, kid! Leave the rest to me! EAT DIRT, FOUL FELINE-AND-BOVINE MUTATION OF BAD INC.! HAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
(Earthworm Jim fires rapidly at the TigerBull, making it dissolve into green gloop)
Dr. Stinger: Noo!! My TigerBull's been ruined! Smirks There's still the others, though...
Li: Others?
Dr. Stinger: T-Rex Trio! Heartless! It's your show, now!
(Three doors open up and reveal three giant t-rexes with looks of pure bloodshed in their eyes; meanwhile, several Heartless appear out of nowhere)
Diddy: Hooo, gee...*Gets out his Peanut Popguns* This won't be pretty!
Diego: For them, maybe...*Looks to Manfred and Future Lucario* You guys up for making fossils out of these guys?
Manfred: Narrows eyes With pleasure...
Future Lucario: If we must!
(Diego rushes in and claws at one of the t-rexes as Manfred tries to ram another one. Future Lucario bounces off the snout of one of them and hits it with an Aura Blast)
(With the others, Banjo uses Kazooie like a bayonet to stab through the Heartless)
Banjo: These guys can command the Heartless, too?!
Kazooie: It's a series cliche, who'd have thought it?
Luigi: Waah! Ducks from a Large Body punch We need-a more help!
Voice: Than that's what you're gonna get!
(Suddenly, some of the Heartless are zapped away by some sort of magic, while others are blasted away by some kind of gernade)
Mario: Mama mia! Who did-a that?!
Voice: Over here, punks!
(Everyone turned to see three figures; a mole in a drill sergent's outfit, a shaman in blue trousers with a skull-like head, and a Native American woman with a cowboy-like outfit.)
Mole: Drill Sergent Jamjars and company, reporting f'duty, SIR!
Kazooie: Oh, great...Jamjars, Mumbo Jumbo and Humba Wumba...
(Note: Mumbo and Humba's apperances are both from Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts)
Banjo: Boy, are we glad to see all of you! But how did you find us?
Mumbo: Mumbo help track bear and bird's trail. We heard you join with Hero League Z, and we want to join as well.
Humba: Yes, Humba and friends more than happy to join!
Tigger: Bouncing on a Heartless Save the introducin's for later, kiddies! We got a battle goin' on here!
Jamjars: Awright! Whips out a green and blue breegull similar to Kazooie and cocks it Company, ATTACK!
Mumbo and Humba both draw magic staffs and rush into the battle
Dr.Stinger: Ha! Like I didn't expect that! Plot twists always happen in this series, so I came prepared!
Cat: Prepared with what, hunchback?
Dr.Stinger: A twist of my own! Behold! My greatest creation to date!
(Dr.Stinger then presses a button on a console, thus making huge metal doors open at the back. To the heroes confusion, inside was a glass tube while the actual shock was that inside was a female echidna like Knuckles, but wore black armor)
Meilin: Some twist...
Ruby: Just what is that?
(Everyone then noticed that the Imaginary Sonic Heroes had eyes wide as dinner plates)
Victor: Something wrong, guys?
Imaginary Knuckles: That girl... It couldn't be...
Imaginary Tails: But it is...
Imaginary Silver: It's Shade!
Others: Shade?
Marzipan: Is she from your world?
Imaginary Rouge: (shakes her head) Not this one. This Shade is no futurite nor imaginite. That's the ACTUAL Shade!
Dr.Stinger: Your little imaginary friends are quick, I'll give you that. But unlike the Shade that your friends know and love, she's now an unstoppable fighting machine of destruction and mayham! In fact, I've been wanting to give my latest subject a test run. You'll be her first targets!
(Dr.Stinger then pulls a lever, draining the liquid and setting the unconcious Shade standing with her head and arms facing the floor)
Dr.Stinger: Now, Shade, listen to your master! It's time for your great test run! Wipe out the insects in front of us!
(Shade then immediately raises her head to reveal that her eyes are glowing green, as if controlled. She then gets in battle position while the heroes braced themselves)
Imaginary Blaze: Shade, don't do this!
Future Jet: Shade, it's us! Don't you remember?
Bubs: You guys might wanna shut your faces! It's not like she'll listen to us now!
(Shade then charged towards the heroes as they got out their weapons)
*Bottom Room*
(Ghenghis Fenghis kept hovering in the air as the group still had their weapons out)
Spider: I think we'd better skip the intros and get on with the fight, what do you say?
Ghenghis Fenghis: What? And skip the witty banter? You really have more to learn about fights between good and evil, former bounty hunter.
Maximo: You first.
Death: (shining his scythe) And can we hurry this up, we have an episode to keep up to date here.
Ghenghis Fenghis: I am Ghenghis Fenghis! A master of evil, and master of the great martial arts!
Shanks: Like karate?
Ghenghis Fenghis: To name one, yes.
Toon Link: We'll just be taking that key right about now.
Ghenghis Fenghis: On the key topic, no. In fact, I just made arrangements for how we shall start our encounter! Allow me to demonstrate.
(Ghenghis Fenghis then summons a few toy soldiers with a bit of his remaining powers. The heroes look with raised eyebrows)
Toon Zelda: ...Toy soldiers?
Izzy: How are they gonna put up a fight for us, exactly?
Mushu: Yeah, how? Amuse us to death?
(Ghenghis Fenghis then hmphs before snapping his fingers. The toy soldiers then start changing, reforming, growing in size. A white flash appears, and when it fades, giant soldiers with the likness of the huns took the toys' places)
(To their surprise, Ghenghis Fenghis gets up without any trace of injury on his ghostly body! Ghenghis laughs at their expense)
Ghenghis Fenghis: (laughing) Just kidding! What, did you guys REALLY think all that hurt? Ha! I may be old, but you forget that I’m a ghost. Feeble attacks like that can not harm me. But on the other hand, as I’m an otherworldly being, I can do damage to you! Allow me to demonstrate.
(Ghenghis Fenghis then charges towards Genie with his fist out)
Ghenghis Fenghis: I’ll start with you, blue boy! Iron Fist of the Titans!
(Genie screams in terror as Ghenghis finally lunges his fist in full. And then…)
SFX: POW!!
(…The attack missed and hit the wall. It was still enough to scare some of the others, for the attack left a huge dent in the wall)
Cinnamon: (hands to mouth) …Eep…
Jack Skellington: (eyes wide) Is he really THAT strong?
Ghenghis Fenghis: (observing the dent he made) Hmmm… It seems I missed. Guess I’m not as fast as I used to be back in my younger days. (goes into story mode) It reminds me of that time I destroyed Tokyo using mutated running shoes. Let me tell ya, that didn’t go so well.
(As Ghenghis keeps on telling his story, the heroes and soldiers sweat drop)
Peter Pan: Uh… Any idea on how long he’ll go on with this story of his?
Winston: Probably until the screen fades to us again.
Brick Z: You mean we’re switching to the next fight already?!
*Right Room*
(Billy Swift was checking some updates on a clipboard while the group was near him)
Billy Swift: Let’s see… Entry time, 2 minutes early. Glaring time, 50 seconds straight. Estimated attack time…
(Future Sanji charges toward the secretary from the spot)
Future Sanji: Lance Shoot!
Billy Swift: (not even looking) …1 millisecond late.
(Billy Swift manages to block Future Sanji’s kick with his own. Turns out he was still focused on his clipboard)
Future Sanji: (bewildered) What the-?
(Future Sanji starts making kicks at rapid speed, all the while Billy Swift keeps blocking at the same speed)
Billy Swift: (as he kept blocking) Name- “Black Leg” Sanji. Sex- Male. Race- Futurite human. Occupation- Pirate chef. Attack pattern- Legs. Attack speed- Burst of 10 kicks per second, although slower upon female opponents. Ferocity level- 4 out of 10. Likely to guard…
(Once Future Sanji left his stomach open, Billy Swift made an attack, accurately a copy of the chef’s Lance Shoot, at said area. Future Sanji holds his stomach in pain as he skids back a couple of feet back towards the group)
Billy Swift: (finishing) 45 percent of the time.
Voodoo Vince: What’s up with this guy? He predicted all of Sanji’s attacks all at once, and blocked them all!
(Billy Swift momentarily moves his head upwards from the clipboard, but doesn’t look to the group)
Billy Swift: It’s all part of the job. As a secretary of this organization, I have to keep track of everything and everyone, organizing every bit of detail about them, and predicting their next move. Therefore, I would have to counter with attacks of my own while keeping an eye on my work.
Felicia: So you’re treating this fight as business work?
Billy Swift: For lack of a better term, correct. (goes back to the clipboard) Now, if you’re willing to continue attacking, please do so. I already have an appointment for Ms. Mister to give a lecture on corporations based on villainy for tomorrow scheduled, and we still need to get a way to raise our budget besides Stinger’s non-successful lemonade stand gag a couple of episodes ago. (in his head) I wonder if that Grimm fellow managed to corrupt that White Moon temple of destiny by now…
(To their surprise, Ghenghis Fenghis gets up without any trace of injury on his ghostly body! Ghenghis laughs at their expense)
Ghenghis Fenghis: (laughing) Just kidding! What, did you guys REALLY think all that hurt? Ha! I may be old, but you forget that I’m a ghost. Feeble attacks like that can not harm me. But on the other hand, as I’m an otherworldly being, I can do damage to you! Allow me to demonstrate.
(Ghenghis Fenghis then charges towards Genie with his fist out)
Ghenghis Fenghis: I’ll start with you, blue boy! Iron Fist of the Titans!
(Genie screams in terror as Ghenghis finally lunges his fist in full. And then…)
SFX: POW!!
(…The attack missed and hit the wall. It was still enough to scare some of the others, for the attack left a huge dent in the wall)
Cinnamon: (hands to mouth) …Eep…
Jack Skellington: (eyes wide) Is he really THAT strong?
Ghenghis Fenghis: (observing the dent he made) Hmmm… It seems I missed. Guess I’m not as fast as I used to be back in my younger days. (goes into story mode) It reminds me of that time I destroyed Tokyo using mutated running shoes. Let me tell ya, that didn’t go so well.
(As Ghenghis keeps on telling his story, the heroes and soldiers sweat drop)
Peter Pan: Uh… Any idea on how long he’ll go on with this story of his?
Winston: Probably until the screen fades to us again.
Brick Z: You mean we’re switching to the next fight already?!
*Right Room*
(Billy Swift was checking some updates on a clipboard while the group was near him)
Billy Swift: Let’s see… Entry time, 2 minutes early. Glaring time, 50 seconds straight. Estimated attack time…
(Future Sanji charges toward the secretary from the spot)
Future Sanji: Lance Shoot!
Billy Swift: (not even looking) …1 millisecond late.
(Billy Swift manages to block Future Sanji’s kick with his own. Turns out he was still focused on his clipboard)
Future Sanji: (bewildered) What the-?
(Future Sanji starts making kicks at rapid speed, all the while Billy Swift keeps blocking at the same speed)
Billy Swift: (as he kept blocking) Name- “Black Leg” Sanji. Sex- Male. Race- Futurite human. Occupation- Pirate chef. Attack pattern- Legs. Attack speed- Burst of 10 kicks per second, although slower upon female opponents. Ferocity level- 4 out of 10. Likely to guard…
(Once Future Sanji left his stomach open, Billy Swift made an attack, accurately a copy of the chef’s Lance Shoot, at said area. Future Sanji holds his stomach in pain as he skids back a couple of feet back towards the group)
Billy Swift: (finishing) 45 percent of the time.
Voodoo Vince: What’s up with this guy? He predicted all of Sanji’s attacks all at once, and blocked them all!
(Billy Swift momentarily moves his head upwards from the clipboard, but doesn’t look to the group)
Billy Swift: It’s all part of the job. As a secretary of this organization, I have to keep track of everything and everyone, organizing every bit of detail about them, and predicting their next move. Therefore, I would have to counter with attacks of my own while keeping an eye on my work.
Felicia: So you’re treating this fight as business work?
Billy Swift: For lack of a better term, correct. (goes back to the clipboard) Now, if you’re willing to continue attacking, please do so. I already have an appointment for Ms. Mister to give a lecture on corporations based on villainy for tomorrow scheduled, and we still need to get a way to raise our budget besides Stinger’s non-successful lemonade stand gag a couple of episodes ago. (in his head) I wonder if that Grimm fellow managed to corrupt that White Moon temple of destiny by now…
Grimm: Dillydale...bleck! Most of this place is too nice, especially that stupid temple they have there! Well...not Miss Scary's place, it's spooky and dangerous enough. Now...let's see...
He then looked at the list of temples on his pamplet.
Grimm: Hmm..."Grimm's List of Temples Needing Corruption:
Temple: Dark Moon Temple of Time, Location: Cryptkeeper's Chambers, Corruption: No (Already Awakened & Used)" Pheh! Stupid robots and brats!
"Temple: Dark Moon Temple of Light, Location: Land of the Dolls Corruption: Yes
Temple: Dark Moon Temple of Darkness, Location: Townsville Ruins, Corruption: Yes (Already Corrupted Enough Due to Townsville Being Ruins, Because of Me and few others that hate happiness in that city)
Temple: Dark Moon Temple of Fire, Location: Jump City, Corruption: Yes
Temple: Dark Moon Temple of Water, Location: Port Royal, Corruption: No
Temple: Dark Moon Temple of Earth, Location: Tokyo, Corruption: No
Temple: Dark Moon Temple of Spirit, Location: Station Square, Corruption: Will Plan It
Temple: White Moon Temple of Dragons, Location: Valley of Peace, Corruption: No (Valley of Peace Location Unknown)
Temple: White Moon Temple of Wind, Location: Hong Kong, Corruption: Yes
Temple: White Moon Temple of Beastality, Location: Disney Castle/Toon Town, Corruption: No (Toon World Still Blocked from Real World)
Temple: White Moon Temple of Ages, Location: Nowhere, Corruption: Yes
Temple: White Moon Temple of Balance, Location: Windy, Corruption: Yes
Temple: White Moon Temple of Destiny, Location: Dillydale, Corruption: Planning It Now
Temple: White Moon Temple of Twilight, Location: Imaginationland, Corruption: No (Will Do So When Finding Way to Imagination Land)
Any Baddies Taking Corrupted Temples Over? Most Are on Corrupted Temples"
He then placed it up before looking at the town.
Grimm: I think it's time to make this town repulsive! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Yosaku: What do you expect we do? Take a look at him!
(Screen switches to Billy Swift, who looks concentrated on his clipboard)
Yosaku: The guy may look like he's just doing business, but that seriousness covers up something else.
Maria: (hopping down) Ooh! Ooh! Can I help?
Wario: (looks to Maria) Kid, not to be rude, but how do you expect to beat that guy's technique?
Rina: (whispers to Wario) Maria's been gifted with the powers of psychic abbilities, like Raz.
Raz: (whispering) Really? What kind of powers does she have?
Rina: (whispering) Powers like yours, but with a couple different ones, such as Mind Burst, which she can't control yet. Some of her powers she haven't even perfected yet, but her abbility to read minds astounds us.
Ace Ventura: (getting the idea) Re-he-he-heeeeeeeeeeally?
The Mask: (whispering) So if Rina tries reading Billy's mind, we'll be able to expect his attacks before he predicts ours!
Future Brick: (whispering) I like the way you guys think!
(Unfortunately, Billy noticed from the gleam of his sunglasses and shifted his head towardes Maria)
Billy Swift: Hmm... Name- Maria. Sex- Female. Race- Futurite catgirl. Occupation- Youngest sibling of the cat-trio.
Red: (notices what Billy is saying) Uh oh! Jr, you might want to hurry up!
Maria: (trying her hardest) Attack Pattern: Predicting moves... Attack speed- Varies on scanning...
Billy Swift: (as she tried) Attack pattern: Psychic powers. Attack speed- Low from inexperiance. Ferocity level- 1 out of 10.
Maria: (still trying) Ferocity level- 8 out of 10...
Both: Likely to guard...
(Billy Swift then quickly kicks his leg up in a fast pace, sending a huge blast towards the heroes)
Billy Swift: Rankyaku!
(The heroes, with Yosaku grabbing Maria, dodge the blast as it hit the door, causing a huge crack inbetween)
Maria/Billy Swift: 90 percent of the time/Depends on dodging.
Spitz: Looks like we'll have to protect the kid if we're to predict this guys' moves.
Billy Swift: (fiddling with his shades) I have only a few minutes until we're finished with the whole scanning ordeal. Unless you all actually make a dent into my clothes, I won't let you leave.
Dribble: This ain't good. If we're to keep this up, we'll NEVER get this episode finished!
Jimmy T: Anybody got a plan to hurry this up?
Future Usopp: (pointing to the air) USOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP... SCENE SWITCH!!
(Future Usopp pulls the screen rightwards, switching the scene back to the left room, where the heroes were having trouble against mind-controlled Shade)
Imaginary Sonic: (blocking a blow) Shade! Snap out of it!
Imaginary Cream: It's no use! She's not listening!
Dr.Stinger: (smiling evilly) Ha ha ha! Yes, my servant! Keep at them! You got them on the ropes! Show them that you can be dangerous to everyone's health!
(As Strong Bad heard those words, he got a devious gleam in his eye as he reached for something in his pocket)
Strong Bad: (smirking at Dr.Stinger) So, you want dangerous, huh?
Dr.Stinger: (confused) Eh?
Strong Bad: Well you ain't just getting dangerous! You're gonna get...
(Strong Bad then hops into what looks like a closet nearby and closes the door behind him. Various sound effects are heard from it as the door rattles and shakes)
SFX: HONK! QUACK! AOOOGA! BOOM! MOOO! OH THE HUMANITY!
Diddy Kong: Any idea on what he's doing in there?
DK: No idea. Hopefully not a Darkwing Duck ordeal.
(The noise then settles down as the door finally opens. Strong Bad then jumps out, looking the same as usual, but this time with a gun tape to a nun-chuck along with yellow glasses with orange shades)
Strong Bad: (heroic pose) Lookout, hunchback of Notre Dumb! Now you face the sheer awesomeness of Dangeresque! Hard-broiled detective!
(Homestar and Coach Z then look with fun-having looks on their faces (nothing on Coach Z's face) and jump into the door. The same thing happens as before, only Homestar wore gray shades with binds and Coach Z wore a turban)
Dangeresque Saves 1/3 of the Day! Things Not Looking Good With Ghenghis.
November 23 2008, 6:01 PM
(Homestar manages to flip towards Shade and counter her attacks with his kicks. Shocking to everyone, the whole ground shook from the impact)
Jamjar: Hey! What the heck is goin' on?!
Mumbo: Mumbo believe white guy got stronger in new form.
Toadsworth: Got stronger? How so, Sir Mumbo?
(Before Mumbo could respond, Humba interrupted, much to his annoyance)
Humba: (as Mumbo glared at her) White guy have new personality once wearing cool shades. Possible masked wrestler and sports coach stronger in new forms too.
Homestar: (to Shade) The name's Dangewesque Too. Nice to meet ya.
Strong Bad: (still wearing shades) Keep the girl busy, Dangeresque Too. I'll try taking her out with my nun-chuck gun once I get the chance!
Coach Z: (as Renaldo) And I'll try taking ort the dorc over thar!
Ghenghis Fenghis: (still telling about his story) And then that stupid plumber said that my pipe couldn't get fixed! I couldn't understand how it couldn't, since he had that stinking wrench in his pocket! And THEN he had the nerve to ask for 500 dollars for the work, and he didn't even do a THING! The blasted cheapskate didn't know what hit him after that, and-
Heroes: (shouting while backslapping the air) ENOUGH WITH THE STORY!!!!
Ghenghis Fenghis: (snaps out of it) What? Who? Where? (realizes) Oh right. The big battle. *Ahem*
(The mood then reopens as Ghenghis Fenghis goes dramatic)
Ghenghis Fenghis: (in evil mood) Prepare yourselves, representatives of light! You shall feel the undying wrath of Ghenghis Fenghis: Old Elder of Evil!
Imaginary Escargoon: "Old Elder of Evil?" Who came up with that title?
Ghenghis Fenghis: The great ones above!
(Ghenghis Fenghis then points upwards, making everyone else look up. Then they look back to the ghost)
Ghenghis Fenghis: Now, FIGHT!
(Ghenghis Fenghis then starts trying to flex his muscles, only to hear a crack from his back. Ghenghis then holds it in pain)
Ghenghis Fenghis: Oooooooooooooh... My back!
Sir Daniel Fortesque: (muffled from lack of lower jaw) Uh... Anyone get the feeling that this is gonna be a little... shameful?
Aladdin: (sweatdropping) I already feel sorry that we have to fight this old guy...
(Unknown to them, Ghenghis Fenghis immediately recovered once hearing that certain word)
Ghenghis Fenghis: (silently to himself) "Old?"
Samurai Jack: (to the others) I'm not even sure if we should FIGHT this old ghost at all. It'd be disrespectful to both us and our elders.
Luke Cage: (to the others) Yeah, fighting this crazy old loon would be a waste time. The key is the main thing we need.
Ghenghis Fenghis: (starting to glow an aura of fire) "Crazy... Old..."
(Ghenghis Fenghis then starts emitting steam from his rising anger)
Ghenghis Fenghis: (roaring in anger) "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?!?!?!"
(The ghost then practically explodes in rage, surprising the group of heroes. Ghenghis then looks to them with rage in his eyes)
Ghenghis Fenghis: (rage mode) Grrrrrrrrrrr... I'll show YOU who's old!!!!
(Ghenghis Fenghis then roars in anger again as a machine starts decending down towards him. The machine starts charging up an energy beam before firing down on Ghenghis. The lightning bolt hits him straight on, causing a blue flash to occur, and making the group shield their eyes. Once the flash was gone, the heroes looked on with shock in their eyes. Ghenghis Fenghis was still there, but now very different. He still wore his green attire and blue skin, but this time his beard and eyebrows were long and brown, along with his body gaining large muscles)
Ghenghis Fenghis: (younger voiced) Cower, heroes! Cower, for I am now at the peak of my power! Kneel before my restored youth!
Billy Swift: (looks at his watch) Only a couple of minutes on the clock, heroes. You'd better start making moves quick.
Kat: (to Maria) Maria, we seem to have a draw with him with you predicting his moves as he predicts ours. You think you can do something to get him distracted.
Maria: (nervous) But... What can I do? My powers aren't even perfected yet!
Ryotsu: Do not worry, Maria. I'm sure there's something we can do to tick the guy off, somewhere on him.
(The group inspects Billy Swift a bit. They notice that Billy Swift had his shades on his clipboard. It's then PPGZ Courage got a lightbulb idea)
PPGZ Courage: (with the lightbulb) A-ha!
(The lightbulb flickers out for a second, making the dog grunt in annoyance. He taps the bulp a bit, making it light up again)
PPGZ: The clipboard!
King Koopa: (gets the idea) Hey! The dog's right! We gotta go for the clipboard! (looks to Maria) Well, you know where to go at, kid!
Maria: (nervous) But... But...
(Felicia, putting faith in Maria, kneels down to look at her)
Felicia: (comforting smile) Don't worry, Maria. If something goes wrong, we'll protect you. Is that okay?
Maria: (looking at Felicia with small tears in her eyes) ...Felicia...
(Felicia then chuckles before smiling cheerfully while closing her eyes. The look made Maria really more confident, as she smiled and nodded her head. She then looked to Billy Swift and tried concentrating on the clipboard)
Maria: (thinking as she tried) Please... Please... Please let this work...
(Just then, Billy Swift raised an eyebrow as his clipboard started moving on its own)
Billy Swift: Eh?
(Just then, the clipboard flew into the air, causing Billy Swift to lose some of his stance)
Billy Swift: Hey! Get back down here!
(Billy Swift tries, comically, to get back his clipboard by jumping up to get it. The heroes look with a sweatdrop)
PPGZ Shirley: I believe that he's open right about now.
Rina: (getting into a battle position that's similar to Felicia's. Felicia seemed to be the only one who noticed) Don't worry, I'll get this one.
Future Sanji: (stepping forward) I'm with you on this one, Rina babe.
Samara: (steps forward, glaring at Future Sanji) I'll be keeping an eye on the pervert.
Maria: (struggling) Guys, I can't keep the concentration up much longer!
Rina, Future Sanji, and Samara: (look to Maria) Sorry.
(The three then start charging towards Billy Swift, who quickly turns his head)
Billy Swift: What-
(Then, the attacks struck)
Rina: (scratching his face) Paw Swipe!
Future Sanji: (kicking his stomach) Lance Shoot!
Samara: (jabbing his shoulders) Bone Crack!
(Billy Swift was then sent into the wall from the attacks, his clothes now looking a bit dirty. As Rina, Future Sanji, and Samara eased their stances, the secretary stood back up, fixing his shades. Billy later had a smirk on his face as he faced the group)
Billy Swift: (smirking) Well done. Guess this won't be so boring after all.
(His sunglasses then gleam as it goes into a 3-way screen. The top left shows Dangeresque and Dangeresque Too going up against Shade, the top right shows the heroes going up against the smirking Billy Swift, and the bottom middle shows the group readying themselves against the youth-regained Ghenghis Fenghis)
Hero League Z Season 2
Chapter 8: Super Duper Sumos Arc
Episode 87: Keys Gained! Now For The Head Honcho! Part 2
Intro from Episode 86
(In Billy Swift's office)
Billy Swift: (looks at his watch) Only a couple of minutes on the clock, heroes. You'd better start making moves quick.
Kat: (to Maria) Maria, we seem to have a draw with him with you predicting his moves as he predicts ours. You think you can do something to get him distracted.
Maria: (nervous) But... What can I do? My powers aren't even perfected yet!
Ryotsu: Do not worry, Maria. I'm sure there's something we can do to tick the guy off, somewhere on him.
(The group inspects Billy Swift a bit. They notice that Billy Swift had his shades on his clipboard. It's then PPGZ Courage got a lightbulb idea)
PPGZ Courage: (with the lightbulb) A-ha!
(The lightbulb flickers out for a second, making the dog grunt in annoyance. He taps the bulp a bit, making it light up again)
PPGZ Courage: The clipboard!
Billy Swift: Eh?
(Just then, the clipboard flew into the air, causing Billy Swift to lose some of his stance)
Billy Swift: Hey! Get back down here!
(Billy Swift tries, comically, to get back his clipboard by jumping up to get it. The heroes look with a sweatdrop)
PPGZ Shirley: I believe that he's open right about now.
Rina: (getting into a battle position that's similar to Felicia's. Felicia seemed to be the only one who noticed) Don't worry, I'll get this one.
Future Sanji: (stepping forward) I'm with you on this one, Rina babe.
Samara: (steps forward, glaring at Future Sanji) I'll be keeping an eye on the pervert.
Maria: (struggling) Guys, I can't keep the concentration up much longer!
Rina, Future Sanji, and Samara: (look to Maria) Sorry.
(The three then start charging towards Billy Swift, who quickly turns his head)
Billy Swift: What-
(Then, the attacks struck)
Rina: (scratching his face) Paw Swipe!
Future Sanji: (kicking his stomach) Lance Shoot!
Samara: (jabbing his shoulders) Bone Crack!
(Billy Swift was then sent into the wall from the attacks, his clothes now looking a bit dirty. As Rina, Future Sanji, and Samara eased their stances, the secretary stood back up, fixing his shades. Billy later had a smirk on his face as he faced the group)
Billy Swift: (smirking) Well done. Guess this won't be so boring after all.
(His sunglasses then gleam as it goes into a 3-way screen. The top left shows Dangeresque and Dangeresque Too going up against Shade, the top right shows the heroes going up against the smirking Billy Swift, and the bottom middle shows the group readying themselves against the youth-regained Ghenghis Fenghis)
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(In Dr.Stinger's room)
Dangeresque Too: (still exchanging blows with Shade) Dangewesque! Any minute now with that nunchuck of youws!
Dangeresque: I'm trying! You can't just stay still with the broad!
Dr.Stinger: (making some air blows) Come on! One to the left! One to the right! Eye of the tiger! Hadouken!
((Really, what's with the lack of updates around here? Are Papa-T and Jules still around here anymore? Feels dead...))
Dangeresque: (to Dr.Stinger) Quiet punk! We'll deal with you later!
Jamjars: Actually, the guy's done!
(Jamjars then cocks his breegull and aims at Dr.Stinger's face)
Dr.Stinger: (looking nervous) This won't look well on my face, would it?
SFX: BANG, THEN BOOM!
(Dr.Stinger was then blown out of his robot, but landed on a conveniently placed pillow, right up on the balcony)
Dr.Stinger: Okay, I suppose that I wasn't able to stop you, but I'm sure my servant will! Shade! Raise attack speed!
(Just then, Shade went faster with her attacks, causing Dangeresque Too to do the same)
Dangeresque Too: (sweating) Uh guys, a little help hewe?
Renaldo: Don't worry, Dangeresque Too! I'm sure we'll thank of something! Or if that doesn't work, maybe Papa-T cord? He's gord at those.
(Bottom Room)
Auron: (gazing upon the newly youthful Ghenghis Fenghis) So you were a ghost even when you were young.
Young Ghenghis Fenghis: So? The fact I'm a ghost does not matter here. What matters is that this fight now belongs to me! You'll regret calling ME old!
Hercules: (raising an eyebrow) But isn't being old the cause of you not able to-
(Before he could finish, Ghenghis Fenghis socked Hercules right in the face, sending him into the wall)
Young Ghenghis Fenghis: That's for pushing it!
Peter Pan: Herc!
El Tigre: (looks to Ghenghis Fenghis) Why I oughta... Claw Cyclone!
(El Tigre tries doing the same attack as before, but Ghenghis manages to grab his arm and throw him into the others, getting them unbalanced)
Young Ghenghis Fenghis: Hmph! You may have gotten me before, but as of now, I have better expectations of you.
(Ghenghis Fenghis then raises his arms out and rears them back upwards)
Young Ghenghis Fenghis: Behold! Earth Shattering Quake!
(Ghenghis then slams the ground with both his fists, knocking all the heroes off their feet. As Pocahontas tries getting up, the ghost hovers to her and rears back his fist)
Young Ghenghis Fenghis: You know, my ancestors have always disliked your clan for many generations, Pocahontas. And as it seems, you look to be the ONLY heir left to your father, Powhaten of the same-named tribe.
Pocahontas: (confused by what Ghenghis is saying) Wha- What do you mean?
Young Ghenghis Fenghis: What I mean is that I shall now bring your bloodline to an end. Without a lover, you'll never pass the generations.
(Ghenghis' fist starts glowing green as he keeps it reared back)
Young Ghenghis Fenghis: And without a child, none shall have you as a mother!
Unknown Voice: Flames of Valoo!
Young Ghenghis Fenghis: (quickly looks) What?!
(Just then, Ghenghis Fenghis was blasted into the wall by a fist of flames. When Ghenghis recovered, his chest was now scorched)
Young Ghenghis Fenghis: (looking around) Who dares hit the almighty Ghenghis Fenghis?!
Unknown Figure: It's been a long time, Ghenghis Fenghis.
(The heroes look up to see their savior: A blue-skinned old man wearing wooden sandals, and his body mainly consisted of a VERY long beard that grew from his face)
Old Man: I will not have you disrupting the bloodline of the Powhaten clan.
(Ghenghis Fenghis looked at the man with shock, but that shock faded into an evil smile)
Young Ghenghis Fenghis: So, Wisdom-San, we meet once again.
Heroes: (looks to the old man) He's Wisdom-San?!
Wisdom-San: (still looking to Ghenghis) Still a failed student as ever I see.
Young Ghenghis Fenghis: (returning the stare) By you, I was but a student. But now, more than ever, I am the master!
Wisdom-San: Only a master of evil, Ghenghis Fenghis. That's all you ever were, are, and will be.
Young Ghenghis Fenghis: And I'm proud of it! Thanks to our clients, Bad Inc. now has the power to rid the world of those pesky sumotori brats you raised.
Wisdom-San: As long as there is someone to preserve peace, honor, and truth, there will always be a beacon of light that shines in the darkness.
Young Ghenghis Fenghis: And now look at us. We're already at the rematch of a lifetime. Today, it's time we settle the fight we started those many years ago.
(As that was said, Ghenghis Fenghis started eminating blue lightning from his body as he faces his old enemy)
Wisdom-San: (eminating red static) That's fine with me.
(Wisdom-San follows his enemy's example as the air starts brimming with tension. The heroes could only watch with awe as the two keep their staredown)
(Billy's body then gleamed a green shine before Luffy managed to punch him in the stomach, reducing the damage done)
Billy Swift: (grunts) Grr... Damage done, 12 percent.
Future Luffy: (looks to others) The guy's sturdy, I'll give him that.
Wario: Well we should be able to hit him harder when he doesn't have that whole "tekkai" thing on.
Waluigi: How'd he get that abillity anyway?
Billy Swift: I was a former secretary for CP3. I was fired for reasons unknown.
The Mask: (mischivious smile) Is it because you kept on talking as if you're a robot?
(Billy Swift momentarily glared at the green-faced oddball before crying anime tears and going into a fetal position)
Billy Swift: Yes...
Jason: (sweatdrops) That's a real downer...
(Billy Swift then goes back to normal as his shades gleamed again)
Billy Swift: But that hardly even matters. As of now, I'm going to break every bone in your bodies. I'm going to smash every organ, from your brain to your lungs. I'll send your dismembered parts to the trash heap. I'll-
(Just then, Billy's computer started beeping and the secretary went to check what it was. When he took a look, his expression looked a bit dissapointed)
Billy Swift: (dissapointed) Oh... Ms.Mister's appointment is starting in half an hour. (looks to the heroes with said look) Looks like what I said have just became idle threats as of today.
Future Usopp: (relieved) Phew! That's a relief.
Billy Swift: But...
(The heroes then looked to Billy with a raised eyebrow, who of course was rummaging through his desk. When he finished, he took out some strange tea cub with red, gold, and purple markings, a handle at the back, and a sipper at the front. It looked to be some sort of arabian lamp)
Billy Swift: There's always the secret weapon...
(The heroes then braced themselves as Billy Swift held the lamp close, his shades gleaming once again)
Dangeresque Too: (still blocking Shade's blows) Anytime now, guys! Can't exactly stop the bwoad from kicking much longew hewe!
Dangeresque: (still holding his nunchuck gun) Getting to that! Almost there...
Dr.Stinger: (making air blows) Come on, one to the head, one to the shoulders, two to the kidneys!
Renaldo: (gets out a dodgeball) Aw shut up, doc!
(Renaldo then throws the dodgeball right into Dr.Stinger's face, knocking the hunchbacked scientist unconcious)
Rabbit: Good! With the doctor out of the way, we can just concentrate on getting Shade back to her senses.
Dangeresque: (with nunchuck gun) Mmmmmm... NOW!
(Dangeresque then fires his nunchuck gun, thus making a bullet fire through the air and hit the strange mechanism on Shade's forehead. Once it broke apart, the echidna stopped attacking and held her head in pain. A couple of seconds of moaning later, she raised her head to show her normal purple colored eyes. All the while, Dr.Stinger got up too, holding his face in pain)
Shade: (normal) *moans* Ooooh... What happened? Last I remember, I was relaxing on a lamp post and then blank.
Imaginary Sonic: Shade! You're back to normal!
Shade: (confused) "Back to normal?" What happened?
Marzipan: (to Shade) To make a long story short... (looks up to see Dr.Stinger looking down) HE'S what happened.
(Dr.Stinger then started having a temper tantrum)
Dr.Stinger: (temper tantrum) No, no, no! You weren't supposed to release my test subject! That wasn't supposed to happen! It wasn't! It wasn't! It wasn't!
Kazooie: Aw quit being a sore loser, Stingy.
Dr.Stinger: (angry) Gr... I'll make the lot of you pay for this!
(The doctor then ran along the catwalk into a hidden elevator, going off into another room as the heroes go toward Shade)
Shade: I'm sorry if I had done something to harm you guys.
Dangeresque Too: Oh it's no big deal. My legs awe tiwed though.
Renaldo: Welp, back to our regular identities.
(Dangeresque, Dangeresque Too, and Renaldo all went back into the closet. The three then came out as Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, and Coach Z)
Banjo: Good to see you safe, Shade.
Imaginary Knuckles: Hey Shade, do you by any chance know where we can find a key in this room? We'll need it to unlock the door to the meeting room.
Shade: You mean this key?
(Shade then got out a key with Dr.Stinger's face on it)
Heroes: (watch in awe as Ghenghis Fenghis and Wisdom-San duke it out)
Wisdom-San: Lightning of Jupiter!
Ghenghis Fenghis: Flames of Mars!
(Wisdom-San fired a bolt of lightning from his palm as Ghenghis Fenghis breathed out fire from his mouth. The attacks managed to cancel each other out)
Wisdom-San: Blizzard of the North!
Ghenghis Fenghis: Tremors of the Earth!
(Wisdom-San fired a huge blizzard from his long beard as Ghenghis Fenghis knocked on the ground, making some spires of rock burst from the ground. Again, the attacks cancel each other out)
Ghenghis Fenghis: Face it, old-timer, we’re getting nowhere with the whole one-spell-canceling-the-other bit. It looks like if we’re going to resolve our great battle, we are to battle physically.
Wisdom-San: So it may seem, my old adversary.
Ghenghis Fenghis: Oh how I’m gonna LOVE crushing you!
(And so, the ghost and the old man fought, this time without any spells. The fight looked brutal, even by some of the heroes’ standards)
Cinnamon: Uh… Should we try to stop them?
Professor Hamilton Kift: (winces as Ghenghis took a blow) …In a minute, it looks good so far.
Genie: (wincing as Wisdom-San blocked a blow to the beard) I shouldn’t look at it, yet I can’t stop staring.
Death: (holding his scythe) Can I reap the ghost yet? I’m getting bored already.
(With the fight, Wisdom-San had Ghenghis Fenghis on the ropes, but the ghost used his tail to sweep dirt into the old man’s face, making the elder back up a few paces to the wall, where a sort of boulder was held right on the shelf. Ghenghis Fenghis then took out some sort of axe from one of his toy soldiers)
Ghenghis Fenghis: Sayonara, Wisdom-San!
(Unfortunately for the ghost, Wisdom-San saw this and ducked, making Ghenghis hit the wall with the axe. Also, the vibrations from the attack shook the wall, also knocking the boulder off the wall and down towards him)
Wisdom-San: Sayonara, Ghenghis.
(And then, the fight was over. The boulder fell on top of Ghenghis’ back, and he was then seeing stars. The heroes looked with surprised looks as Ghenghis reverted back to his current, old self. Getting himself back together, old Ghenghis Fenghis shook his fist as he flew to the ceiling)
Ghenghis Fenghis: This isn’t over yet, heroes! Bad Inc. will make sure your end draws near!
(Ghenghis Fenghis vanished into the ceiling, dropping the key as he flew up. Wisdom-San went towards the key and held it up to the good guys)
Wisdom-San: I don’t suppose you all were after this, were you?
(The group still readied themselves for whatever Billy Swift had up his sleeve. He was up to something with that strange lamp, and by the looks of things, it looked desperate)
Wario: Is that all you got? A measly gravy lamp? You’re getting desperate here, shade-boy!
Billy Swift: Don’t act so dense! This isn’t any ordinary lamp. You should know of these kinds. After all, your blue friend was imprisoned in one of them!
Future Franky: The key term is “was.”
Yosaku: (getting the picture) Hey wait a minute! Are you saying that’s-
Billy Swift: (smirking) A magic lamp holding an all powerful genie? Yes!
Waluigi: Talk about nostalgic, eh, bro?
(Author’s Note: Waluigi’s referring to Wario’s first game, Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3)
Billy Swift: (imagining the thought) The phenomenal cosmic power at my command. The will of a genie, mine to control. Oh the endless possibilities~!
(An anime thought cloud appeared over Billy Swift. Inside the cloud, the Bad Inc Building was already growing in height right into outer space. Ms. Mister, wearing a queen’s gown, was laughing uproariously while Ghenghis Fenghis, Billy Swift, and Dr. Stinger were wearing jester costumes and fanning her with large leaves. The real Billy Swift then imagined himself getting a huge promotion. The thought cloud poofed away as Billy Swift shook himself back to reality)
Billy Swift: (trying to hide his mouth drooling) But as for now, I shall have this all powerful Djinn crush you beneath my feet!
The Mask: (dressed as a genie with an accent) Then what is taking you so long with the rubbing of the pot which also makes a makeshift home/prison like the one that imprisoned blue boy?
Billy Swift: (annoyed) Yes, what was?
(And so, the secretary rubbed the lamp fast and hard. As he did, the lamp started glowing a purple aura, and purple smoke was rising from the sipper. Pretty soon the smoke was all over the place, causing the heroes and the secretary to cough from breathing it in. When the smoke cleared, there was a new figure standing between the heroes and Billy Swift. It was a female with tan skin, baggy red pants with a pink waist, red pointed shoes, golden arm bracelets, a red bra that covered her breasts ¾ of the way up revealing her cleavage, a golden headband with a red jewel encrusted in the center, and long purple hair tied up in a huge ponytail. Her arms were long and delicate, and red arm cloths were up at her shoulders. Her eyes were closed at first, but they opened once the smoke cleared, revealing a deep shade of ocean blue. She looked a little droopy at first, but managed to wake up after a few good stretches. Once after rubbing her eyes, she blinked a bit before looking around)
Purple-Haired Woman: (tiredly) Man… How long has it been? I feel so sleepy… Where am I?
(On the heroes’ side, some of them were a bit surprised that the genie was female. Billy Swift was a bit surprised too. As for some of the more women-obsessed members, Future Sanji was in love-cook mode saying “mellorine, mellorine…” over and over. Future Brook was doing his “yo ho ho ho ho” laugh. Waluigi was in his Mario Party 8 pose, rose and all. Jason Vanhell was drooling, puddles coming down. Ace Ventura was stomping his foot like a rabbit would on the ground with steam coming out of his ears. The Mask was howling like a cartoon wolf, face and all. All the others, well, they slapped the lovey-dovey morons over the back of their heads)
(Shantae, the genie, confused since she only just came out, looked to Billy Swift)
Shantae: Wait, wait, wait! Just tell me what’s going on! Can’t I at least just get a rundown of events here?
Billy Swift: (raises an eyebrow) I just summoned you from your imprisonment in this lamp. (holds it up) Now, as you’re a genie, I get three wishes, correct? I’ve already asked for my first wish. You’ve yet to grant it.
(Here, Shantae sweat dropped)
Shantae: Eh… Sorry to break this to you, but… I don’t grant wishes.
(The heroes sweat drop while Billy Swift had an anger mark on his temple)
Billy Swift: Say what?
Shantae: I’m only a half-genie. HALF-genie. I don’t grant wishes. I’m basically just a demi-genie girl with only a few magic powers.
(It soon all began to dawn on Billy Swift, as he was starting to sweat really fast and his shades drooped a bit)
Billy Swift: (stuttering) T-t-t-then that m-m-m-m-means…
Roy Harrington: Looks like your back-up plan has backfired.
(Just then, Billy’s dream shattered into a million pieces before him, and he started banging his fist onto the floor in shame)
Billy Swift: (anime shame as he bangs his fist on the floor) All that glory, all that greatness, all of that grand chance… gone! I was so sure that I was going to be on Ms.Mister’s VIP list, but now I know that back-up plan was a complete sham! If you meddling heroes don’t get eliminated anytime soon, the Neo Masters of Evil will never pay us!
Heroes: (except Shantae) The Neo Masters of Evil?!
(Billy Swift, realizing his mistake, went wide eyed and blocked his mouth in embarrasment. He was sweating more when he saw the group staring him down)
Shahra: So the NMoE were responsible for this the whole time!
Spitz: (sarcastic) What a surprise.
Wario: (to Billy Swift) Alright you, just what does Bad Inc. have to do with the Neo Masters of Evil?
Shantae: (confused) Bad Inc? Neo Masters of Evil? What?
Billy Swift: (trying to sound brave) H-h-h-ha! Like I would really tell you that information! You, Hero League Z, shall meet the fate of all other heroes, such as the Neo Outsiders and Neo Z Fighters, along with that of the competition of our clients, namely the Shadow Empire and Dark Alliance!
Shantae: (more confused) Hero League Z? Neo Outsiders? Neo Z Fighters? Shadow Empire? Dark Alliance? Guys, could you all just-
Static Shock: Big talk for a secretary! Look at you! You’re shaking in your boots now.
Shantae: Guys, if I may-
Billy Swift: Well who has the key here? Me! And you can’t have it!
Shantae: (getting a little annoyed) I just want to ask-
Kat: Just cough it up, Swift, we haven’t got all day, and the episode is getting as long as it is!
Shantae: (temper rising) If I’m to-
Billy Swift: I’m a villain in this, so therefore you aren’t-
(Just then, Shantae’s temper exploded)
Shantae: (yelling as loudly as she can) CAN SOMEBODY JUST TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON?! I’VE BEEN INSIDE THAT LAMP FOR AS LONG AS I COULD REMEMBER, LOST TRACK OF TIME, HAVEN’T HEARD THE LATEST NEWS, HAVEN’T GOT UPDATED, HAVEN’T BEEN RELEASED UNTIL NOW, HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM, AND HAVE NO IDEA WHEN I AM, SO SOMEBODY JUST TELL ME WHEN AND WHERE THE HECK I AM AND TELL ME WHAT’S HAPPENING BEFORE I BLOW A GASKET!!!!!
(The force of her yelling nearly blew the heroes right back into the door and Billy Swift right over his desk. It also caused some of the windows around to crack, along with Billy’s shades, and the groups in the other rooms to look toward the source of the sound with ‘O_o’ looks. Back in the room, Shantae was breathing heavily while the heroes got themselves back in order while Billy poked his head out from behind the desk)
Billy Swift: (too nervous from Shantae’s outburst) … (gets out his key and places it in the half genie’s hand) Here-you-go-goodbye-now.
(Billy Swift then ran fast towards an elevator and frantically pushed the up button, causing the elevator to close and go upwards. The heroes went towards Shantae, although a bit nervous as well from the outburst, and picked up the lamp that Billy left behind)
Sally: (observing the lamp) How do you think he managed to get his hands on something like this?
Future Usopp: Not a clue, but this thing certainly looks important. Perhaps he got it from the NMoE?
Rina: It’s a possibility, but…
Shantae: Ahem.
(The heroes turned to Shantae, who had her arms crossed together, an expectant look on her face, and her right foot tapping on the floor)
Shantae: I’m still waiting for an explaination here.
Yosaku: (sweat dropping) Okay… How about we tell you once the Arc is over?
(Saying that gave Yosaku a glare from the half-genie)
Yosaku: (defending himself) What? It’s a suggestion!
Shantae: Well I don’t want to wait. I’ve been in that gravy sipper for who knows long, and I want to be updated. Now tell me what is going on.
Felicia: (going towards Shantae) We don’t actually HAVE to. We’ve got a log about everything we did to this day. It’s constantly updated from Arc to Arc. You can ask Ingrid about it.
Shantae: (sigh) Fine. But if this ends up being one of those journals that make no sense whatever, I’m gonna complain.
(And so, the group, having finished their battle, made their way to exit the room, with their new companion, Shantae the half-genie. Back in the main hallway, Battleship, Kimo, Mamoo, and Booma were still looking over the security gate before the three hero groups came out from their places and the whole team was united again)
Banjo: It wasn’t easy, but we managed to get the key on our part.
Aladdin: Same with us.
Future Zoro: We’re good too. It was a bit annoying with the guy though.
Battleship: Good job team! (looks to see Shade, Wisdom-San, and Shantae in the respective groups) So, who are the others?
Imaginary Sonic: This is Shade, the real version. She was held prisoner by that hunchbacked doctor.
Shade: (waving) Hey!
Sumotoris: (noticing the old man) Wisdom-San!
Battleship and the other groups: That’s Wisdom-San?
Wisdom-San: (bowing) It is a pleasure to meet the captain of a legion of pure hearts. (opens his eyes halfway) Though there are some that you should try working on.
Wario, Waluigi and Beetlejuice: (as everyone looks to them) What?
Kimo: (bows with Mamoo and Booma) It is with great honor that we meet again, Wisdom-San.
Booma: But what brings you here of all times?
Wisdom-San: (standing) It’s about Lavos’ return. As of now, he’s already in charge of the Shadow Empire, and already is the balance of order already tipping into the scale of chaos. It’s the duty of the Grand Council of Elders to chaperone his reinprisonment/demise. But they only sent me to do the job, as the Elder of Peace, Honor, and Truth.
Ratchet: (to Wisdom-San) Is it really possible to represent more than one element?
Clank: Perhaps it could in some sort of cosmic solution.
Shantae: (crossing her arms) Hello, still clueless here!
Red: And this little beauty here is Shantae. We’ve met her during our time inside.
(Genie takes notice of the golden armbands on her arms and then turns into a blue version of Tigger)
Genie: Well whaddaya know? Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo! I’m not the only one after all!
Tigger: (raised eyebrow) Heeeeeeeey, I’m supposed to be the only Tigger around here!
Jamjars: Colonel Jamjars reporting for duty, SIR!
Mumbo: Ookum bookum, me Mumbo, best shaman in first bear-bird game.
Humba: No listen to Mumbo, Humba better magician. Best shaman in second game and still better in latest game.
(Mumbo then glares at the Native American woman)
Mumbo: Dumba Wumba big bragger! Mumbo playable in second game!
(Humba then glared back at the skeletal shaman)
Humba: Dumbo Jumbo always biggest flunk in magic school! Humba always best student!
Manfred: (getting inbetween the two) Alright, lovebirds, easy. Save the husband-wife talk for after we get back on the Carrier.
Humba and Mumbo: WE NOT LOVERS!
Mamoo: Anyway, the truth is, now that we got the keys, we can get in. So let’s jam them in the door and go for the final showdown!
Kazooie: How about you and Reddy there stop with the annoying truth and honor speech and just get on with it?
(Kimo and Mamoo then look to each other with sweat drops on the back of their heads, then back to the breegull)
Kimo: I’m sure that’s possible.
Mamoo: Uh… Yeah, what he said.
Booma: The keys if you please. (smiles) HA! I pulled a rhyme!
(Ignoring Booma’s little rhyme, Shade put the first key in the green slot, Wisdom-San put the second key in the blue slot, and Shantae put the third key in the red slot. Soon the door started churning and turning, getting rid of the locks that covered it. Once it was unlocked, the door slid apart and the heroes entered. They now found themselves in the meeting room of the Bad Inc building. In the head chair was none other than Ms.Mister, who had her hands clenched together while she stared at the table)
Ms.Mister: Congratulations on making it here, Hero League Z. I should’ve known you would have brought the Stupid Dupid Sumos with you. But I’m afraid your little good luck run has reached it’s peaked.
(She then raised her head to face the good guys with an evil smile with her lipstick covered lips)
Ms.Mister: As of now, you deal with the founder of Bad Incorporated: Ms.Mister.