A/N: Takes place after the LOTRD WWC: Nightmare Geese Arc and just before Neo Outsiders: New Matrianica Arc.
Intermission:
(In a blank space, Yin and Yang came to the blank screen, then turned to the camera.)
Yin: Greetings, everyone. Welcome to the Legacy of the Red Dragon: WWC special.
Yang: Things are gonna get very exciting for our friends, and they'll find unexpected allies from Altered Future Greasy's timeline. That's right, his other male weasel buddies from that timeline, I bet, are probably gonna be in it, too.
Yin: What makes you think that?
Yang: Hey, the prime time Toon Patrol wanted to visit the Pirates world again, so why not? (to the audience) Anyway, we will present it in a way you guys might enjoy it in-
Voice: (singing) Scream-o-vision! Yeah!
(The two cringed as they saw Etemon posing.)
Yang: Ugh, what are you doing here, Etemon? You're not even in the series!
Etemon: Can't a Digimon have a grand entrance in at least one part?
Yin: (sighs) Fine...explain, Etemon.
Etemon: (to the audience) Whenever you see the words "Scream" during the whole adaption, you must scream. Here's a demonstration.
Scream
Lady in a Video Clip: AHHHH!!
Yang: (sarcastically) Real helpful.
Yin: Anyway, enjoy the LOTRD adaption of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest!
Three: Enjoy!
(Etemon posed his singer pose, with a grin.)
Etemon: Yeah!
Yang: (sweatdrops) Seriously, who invited him anyway?
Prologue:
In the city of Tokyo, Carl, reading a spell book, noticed some familiar faces.
Carl, Evil Cockroach Wizard: Oh great, it's those look alikes of the Powerpuffs. What are you doing here and why do you have those stuffed animals?
Bell Z: They owed us after the whole Hundred Acre Woods incident.
Stan the Woozle: Hey! Don't blame me for it, they were offering honey, which they lied to us about.
Carl, Evil Cockroach Wizard: (bored) And you guys are sent here because...
Bell Z: No one wants us anywhere...just send us back home.
Carl, Evil Cockroach Wizard: Fine, but this is the last offer I'll do for you!
He then read a spell (though unknown to him, it had a stain on one of the words) while chanting. Just then, Bell Z was hit before she vanished. Then, the spell hit the heffalump and woozle with them, making them disappear as well.
PPGZ Cast: Oh no!
They dodged the spell lightning, though it went around the planet, hitting wherever the Neo Outsiders (at least the ones not vacationing), and the LOTRD gang (mostly the One Piece gang) were before it stopped.
Ken Kitazawa: Uh...what did you do?
Carl then noticed the stain before wiping it out.
Carl, Evil Cockroach Wizard: Uh...I think there's something wrong with that spell.
He then noticed some familiar faces looking angrily at him.
Carl, Evil Cockroach Wizard: (yelps) Mother...
In a strange, yet familiar pirate ship, the One Piece gang along with some of the Neo Outsiders groaned.
Luffy: Ugh...wha?
Future Greasy: Caramba, what a trip.
Future Sarah: (looks around) Huh? What is this place?
Just then, they yelped, noticing some swords pointing toward them.
Pirate 1: Who trespasses onto the Black Pearl?
Pirate 2: Explain yourselves!
One Piece Gang: (shocked) Black Pearl!?
Nami: (to the others) Everyone, I think we're back in the Pirates World.
Luffy: (shocked) You serious!? But how?
Voice: Duh, Greasy? Is that you?
The future weasel looked shocked, noticing four familiar weasels with a pirate with some gray on him coming to them.
Future Greasy: Smarty, Stupid, Wheezy, Psycho!
Future Sarah: Guys, it's really you!
Aging Pirate: You know these people?
Future Stupid: Of course we do, they're our friends.
Future Smart A**: You better release them before we plan to make you guys walk the plank, pronto!
The other pirates, looking worried, placed back their weapons as the group looked relieved.
Lula: Thank goodness.
Mad Dog: Wait, what's going on here?
Future Wheezy: Well, let us explain...a couple of portals opened up. Then, Grease, when it took you and a few others to another place, we jumped in to go get you, though however, the first portal was closed. We took the other one, but somehow, ended up in this place. Then, after a while, we came across Jack Sparrow, became part of his crew, and right now, we're temporarily in charge until he returns.
Future Bloo: What!? You mean we're stuck here with you guys!?
Future Mac: Looks possible.
Future Sarah only smiled to the insane weasel in black. He only glanced at her for a moment, much to Sarah's confusion.
Future Smart A**: Uh, forgot to mention this to you: He's been turning goth so much, he'd rather not have the memory of you. Hence, he went to one of the doctors in our world, then many electric volts later, he lost the memory of you.
Future Stupid: Poor him.
Future Wheezy: (frowns) The only thing that can awaken that memory now is if he sees you kissing a wolf.
Future Sarah: (concerned) I see...
Future Frankie: (notices) Hey, wasn't Team Rocket with us?
Kent: Yeah, where are they?
With Team Rocket, the trio groaned as they with Stan and Heff got up.
Jessie: Wh...what is this place?
The group gasped as they noticed pirates in chains and cages.
James: We're in a prison!!
Four: What!?
Just then, the two noticed two pirates (one with a wooden eye) trying to escape with a dog holding keys in its mouth.
Wooden Eye Man: Are you trying to escape, too?
James: Uh...
Meowth: Yes, we wanna escape! Get us out of this place before we're discovered.
Man: Fine, but as long as you're with us, you'll do as we say...
With the other Neo Outsiders, the group groaned as they got up. When they did, they noticed some familiar figures coming toward them.
Future June: Hey, you okay?
Future Jake: (gets up) Yeah, we're all right.
Donald: Where the heck are we anyway?
Goofy: (notices) Look at the sign, guys!
The group looked at the sign reading "Port Royal" on it.
Sora: (shocked) Port Royal!?
Wave: That means...
Neo Outsiders: We're in the Pirates of the Caribbean World!
Minnie: My goodness. I wonder if Jack, Will, and Elizabeth are all right.
Then, they saw the rain coming as they covered themselves.
Riku: Well, whatever the case, we may need their help in getting back home...hopefully.
As the Opening Theme: White Destiny by Ishida Yoko plays we see the title Legacy of the Red Dragon: The Wild Wind Chapter. And it shows sense from Past events from The Advent Chapter and Wild Wind Chapter Season 1 - Season 3. We see Alvin and the gang are face with the Renegade Army invading The Kingdom of Crimea and during the Mist of the Fighting Alvin Jr and Alex II use the Dance Fusion and become Alvinex to fights Katrina’s War Machine, And Ichigo stands on a Hill holding on to his Zanpakuto Zangetsu, Naruto stand along with Luffy, Shikamaru, Chouji, Kiba and Neji and they ran down the hill as they start fight with Shadow Knights. Martin Mystery stands with Java, His Step sister Diana, Ty and Abby Archer. And Oslo looks out at the window as the Sphere Forces enters Neo Earth and they Clash with D.O.O.P Soldiers and G.I Joe and Alvin Jr rushes in with his new weapon, the Sword of Fate. We also Sees Sam, Clover and Alex strike a pose And we see Victor Volt, Anita Knight along with Martin Mystery next to Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Sado, Uryu, Renji and the Wayside kids. And last we see a Leaf headband hanging on a Kunai.
At a wedding reception area, the Neo Outsiders that were there looked around the rainy place.
Brick: Yeesh, it looks deserted.
Boomer: (notices) Wait, who's that?
The group looked as they saw a familiar woman soaked in her wedding dress, looking worried.
Sora: Elizabeth Swann?
Elizabeth: (notices) Sora? What are you doing here?
Before they could reply, the group looked as they the ships arriving with flags marked with the "East India Trading Company" sign. The long boats came ashore, with one of them having a horse and its rider.
Donald: Uh oh.
Then, the soldiers with a familiar figure in chains was brought forward.
Goofy: Hey, it's Will Turner!
Elizabeth looked worried as she came to him.
Elizabeth: Why is this happening?
Will Turner: I don't know.
He then grinned to his girlfriend.
Will Turner: you look beautiful.
Elizabeth: I think it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.
Will Turner: (notices) Sora? Donald? Goofy? What are you doing here, and who are these people?
Sora: Hey, Will. These are my friends, the Neo Outsiders, and my girlfriend, Ariel.
Elizabeth: I see...
Voice: Stop! Make way! Let me through!
Then, the group noticed a man with a huge white wig pushing passed the soldiers toward the couple before the soldiers stopped him with the spears.
Man: (frowns) How dare you! Stand your men down at once! Do you hear me?
Just then, another man in a white 1700s wig came as a soldier helped removed his hat.
Young man: Governor Swann...it's been too long.
Swann: (shocked) Cutler Beckett!
Beckett: It's Lord now. Actually.
The spears were uncrossed while the older man made his way to Beckett.
Swann: Lord or not, you have no reason and no authority to arrest (points to Will) this man.
Beckett: In fact, I do. Mr. Mercer?
Another man, the one without the wig, brought him a wooden box. Beckett took out a paper before handing it to the governor.
Beckett: The warrant for the arrest of one Will Turner.
The group looked at it, looking disbelieved before the governor spoke.
Swann: This warrant is for (gasps) Elizabeth Swann!
Storm: (gasps) Oh no, it also says it's for Sora, Donald, and Goofy!
Beckett: Oh, is it? That's annoying, my mistake...(snatches the paper) Arrest them.
Ariel: (shocked) What!?
The soldiers grabbed Elizabeth, Sora, Donald, and Goofy.
Ariel: On what charges?!
The group tried moving in to stop them.
Will Turner: No!
Beckett: Aha, here's the one for Will Turner and these so-called Neo Z Fighters.
He gave it to the governor and the others, who all looked in disbelief while Beckett took out another paper.
Beckett: And I have another one for a Mr. James Norrington. Is he present?
Elizabeth: (angrily) What are the charges?
Swann: Commodore Norrington resigned his commision some months ago.
Beckett: I don't believe that was the answer to the question I asked.
Sora: (glares) Lord Beckett, in the category of questions not answered-
Elizabeth: We are under the jurisdiction of the King's governor of Port Royal and you will tell us what we are charged with.
Swann: (reading) "The charge...is conspiring to set free a man convicted of crimes against the Crown and Empire and condemned to death for which the-"
Beckett: For which the punishment, regrettably, is also death.
Neo Outsiders: Oh no!
Beckett looked at each one before stepping up to the group.
Beckett: Perhaps you remember a certain pirate named Jack Sparrow.
Will, Elizabeth, Sora, Donald, & Goofy: Captain!
Elizabeth: Captain Jack Sparrow.
Beckett: Captain Jack Sparrow. (smirks) Yes, I thought you might.
Daisy: Oh great, this Beckett's even more of a jerk here than the other one we have in our world.
Minnie: I only hope Mickey and the others are doing all right.
Back on the Black Pearl, a few of the Neo Outsiders were at the side of the ship, looking out to the sea.
Future Sarah: So that man, Gibbs, used to work for the government here?
Future Smart A**: You better believe it.
Some of them looked at the aging man, Gibs, as he sailed the ship on the helm.
Gibbs: (singing) 50 men on a dead man's chest.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Drink and the devil had done ye for rest.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Mickey: Problem is...we don't know where to find Minnie or the others. They could get hurt or worse...
Luffy: Don't worry about it. I'm sure she and the others are all right.
Gibbs continued laughing as he drank the bottle he had on his hand. At the same prison island, Team Rocket with the Heffalump and Woozle shoved the boat off as they got on.
Jessie: Finally, we're out of there.
James: (to the pirates) So...what are your names anyway?
Man: I'm Pintel and this is my comrade, Raghetti.
Raghetti: Uh, hello.
Meowth looked up as they rowed. They saw the prisoners tortured in cages before looking at coffins being dumped to the sea.
Meowth: Ick, I wouldn't wanna be those guys.
Stan: Me either.
Meowth: Besides, water don't do so well with me.
James: I thought you can swim.
Meowth: (annoyed) I'm saying because I don't like having my fur wet.
The dog with the keys looked at Meowth before he glanced at it.
(We now hear a sound while a pack of crow flie over head. At another pirate pirson, a whimpering and screaming prisoner is dragged inside, his ankles rubbed raw from manacles; a crow plucks an eye from another who is hanging in an iron cage; the doors close; on the crag nearby, surf breaking on the rocks below, mean are throwing coffins into the waves; we follow a particular one as it floats away; a crow settles on the lid and starts pecking at it until it is blown away by a pistol shot that comes from inside the coffin; a hand holding a pistol emerges and swings around in case anyone else should be about before retreating; Jack sparrow breaks through the flimsy wood, re-shapes his favorite hat, and puts it on his head.)
Jack: (he looks around before reaching back into the coffin) Sorry, mate. (with a crack, he breaks off a skeleton's leg and uses it as a paddle) Do you mind if we make a little side trip? I didn't think so.
(The pirate continues rowing his "boat" until he arrives at the Black Pearl. He soon got on while the others noticed)
Sanji: Hey, it's Jack Sparrow.
Luffy: Hey Jack!
Gibbs: (helps Jack up on board and gets the skeleton leg in return) Not quite according to plan.
Jack: Complications arose, ensued, were overcome.
Swiper: Excuse me, you're Jack Sparrow, right?
Jack: Who are you lot? Gibbs, did we get new crew members while I was gone?
Kairi: Uh, you don't know but you know Sora, Donald, and Goofy. They're pals of ours.
Hiram: (mumbling) Well, the KH versions anyway.
Jack: Oh good. Are they about?
Sir Hiss: Well...
(Jack then walks towards the helm suddenly. Gibss hands the leg to Cotton while following his captain)
Gibbs: You got what you went in for, then?
Jack: Muhuh.
(The pirate waves around a rolled up piece of cloth and is met by a disgruntled looking crew and the puzzled newcomers.
Gibbs: Captain, I think the crew - meaning me, as well - were expecting something a bit more... [he shakes his hands at chest level as if visualizing] shiny. What with the Isla de Muerta going all pear-shapes, reclaimed by the sea and the treasure with it.
Nami: Isla de Muerta? That's the same place where we fought Barbossa and Pete.
Zoro: Hmmm, looks like the treasure won't be a problem anymore even though we send it into the ocean a while ago.
Pirate #1: And the Royal Navy chasing us all around the Atlantic.
Marty: And the hurricane!
(Jack's crew spoke at once in agreement)
Gibbs: All in all, it seems some time since we did a speck of honest pirating.
Jack: Shiny?
Gibbs: Aye, shiny.
Jack: Is that how you're all feeling, then? Perhaps dear ol' Jack is not serving your best interests as Captain?
Cotton's Parrot: Awk, walk the plank. [Cotton puts a hand over it's beak before it continue]
Jack: [cocks his pistol and aims it at the parrot] What did the bird say?!
Future Bloo: Shoot the parrot, shoot the parrot! I wanna see some shooting!
Future Frankie: Bloo!
Pirate #1: Do not blame the bird. Show us, what is on that piece of cloth there.
Dumptruck: Yeah! Goodi, some treasure!
(Everyone looks pointedly at the roll of cloth in Jack's hand before the moment is broken by Barbossa's undead monkey dropping down in front of Jack and taking the cloth; it manages to run a bit before Jack shoots it and it drops the cloth)
Gibbs: You know that don't do no good.
Jack: It does me.
Luffy: Hey, doesn't that monkey belong to Barbossa?
Nami: Right, but he's undead now! I thought we got rid of the treasure!
Julayla: Maybe the monkey stole a coin before you guys got rid of it.
Fuzzy: Never mind the dang monkey! Let's see what's on the cloth thing!
(Marty picks up the unrolled clothed and looks at it. There's a drawing on it)
Marty: It's a key.
Jack: (takes it from him) No, much more better! It is a drawing of a key.
(Jack unfolds it and shows it to the crew; everyone stares in silence and Jack seems disconcerted)
Jack: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Pirate #1: Keys...unlock things?
Kent: Kinda like Sora's Keyblade.
Jack: Right though I thought the boy's Keyblade would unlock what I have in mind.
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!
Jack: No. (Gibbs looks confused) We don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So, what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it.
Koopa Yellow: Gah! Weird words! Must keep head from exploding... (Koopa Red then slaps him repeatedly across the face) Oh thanks.
Koopa Red: Idiot.
Gibbs: So, we're going after this key!
Jack: You're not making any sense at all. (Gibbs looks even more baffled) Any more questions?
Future Bloo: Yeah, I got a question. Does Johnny Depp know you raid his wardrobe?
(Some of the newcomers snick while the rest, including the crew, looks confused)
Jack: Hmm, I raid a lot of wardrobes so I presumably musta raid this Johnny Depp's wardrobe one time or another.
Future Bloo: (scoffs) Jeez, ruin a good joke.
Marty: So...Do we have a heading?
Jack: Ah! (goes for his compass) A heading. Set sail in a... (the compass needle swings this way and that without stopping and Jack's finger follows it) general... (picks a random direction) that way direction!
Gibbs: Captain?
Jack: Come on. Snap to and make sail, you know how this works. Oi, oi!
(Jack shoos pirates out of his way as he walks to his cabin)
Videl: Huh, how odd.
Mouser: Probably like the Jack Sparrow with the Hero League Z people, if we ever meet them.
Marty: (shrugs)I've notice lately, the Captain seem to be acting a bit strange...er.
Gibbs: Setting sail without knowing his own heading, something's got Jack vexed. You mark my words, what bodes ill for Jack Sparrow, bodes ill for us all.
(We return to Port Royal as a map is being painted. Will is led into Beckett's office still shackled. The others who arrived at the Port Royal came with them kept watch by the soldier]
Soldier: Lord Beckett, the prisoners as ordered, sir.
Jet: Hey, we ain't prisoners. We just got here, pal!
Beckett: Those won't be necessary.
(The man points out the chains, the soldier nods, and undoes the chains; Beckett pours the group drinks)
Beckett: Well, Mr....Sora, is it? Where are the Neo Z-Fighters? They have to answer for their role in Jack Sparrow's release.
Sora: I have no idea where you're on about, pal. And even so, my friends are too busy to deal with you.
Beckett: Doesn't matter though. I won't need them anyway, only Mr. Turner and you lot. The East India Trading Company has need of your services.
(Beckett hands Will and the group a drink each and puts them down when they does not take it)
Matt: TK, don't take any drink this guy gives us. You're still underage.
TK: Right.
Beckett: We wish for you to act as our agent in a business transaction with our mutual friend - Captain Sparrow.
Will: More acquaintance than friend.
Donald: We barely know the big palooka except in some adventures with him.
Will: How do you know him?
Beckett: We've had dealings in the past. (holds up a red-hot 'P' brand) And we've each left our mark on the other.
Will: What mark did he leave on you?
Beckett: (ignores the question and places the brand back in the fireplace) By your efforts, Jack Sparrow was set free. I would like you to go to him and recover a certain property in his possession.
Minnie: Excuse me, but Will ask you a question. Where did you mark you at?
Beckett: I prefer not to speak of that at this time unless you want to join your friends in captivity for speaking out of turn.
Will: Recover. At the point of a sword?
Beckett: Bargain.
(Beckett opens his wooden box with the East India Trading Company insignia and removes a leather case and takes out a few sheaves of paper)
Beckett: Letters of Marque. You will offer what amounts to a full pardon - Jack will be free, a privateer in the employ of England.
Will: Somehow I doubt Jack will consider employment the same as being free.
Terra: Right and even so, I don't think Jack would work for people who arrest my brother and his friends just because they and the Neo Z-Fighters were near Port Royale at the time of Jack's fight with the pirate Barbossa!
Beckett: (scoffs softly) Freedom.
(Beckett puts the papers away and walks out onto the balcony; Will and the others follows)
Beckett: Jack Sparrow is a dying breed. The world is shrinking. The blank edges of the map filled in. Jack must find his place in the New World or perish. Not unlike you, Mr. Turner. You, your fiancée, and your friends face the hangman's noose.
Daisy: Not if they escape that is.
Takato: Right.
Will: So you get both Jack and the Black Pearl.
Beckett: The Black Pearl?
Will: The property you want that he possesses.
Beckett: A ship? Hardly. The item in question is considerably smaller and far more valuable. Something Sparrow keeps on his person at all times: a compass?
(Will, Sora, Donald, and Goofy shows recognition on their faces)
Beckett: Ah, you know it. Bring back that compass, or there's no deal.
(Beckett walks away leaving most of the group worried)
Storm: Weird. What does he want with a compass?
Sora: According to Jack, it shows what the person holding it wants most in the world. If this Beckett is like the one back home, then this could be big trouble big time!
Back on the Black Pearl, Jack Sparrow himself was trying to chart the map with his pirate brand clearly visible. He tapped the compass, trying to make it show a heading, though it was refusing to cooperate. He picked up a rum bottle, about to drink it, but when he turned it upside down, only a few small drops came out.
Jack: (annoyed) Why is the rum always gone?
He began getting up, though he started to become wobbly on his feet.
Jack: Oh...that's why.
He placed on his hat, heading to the storage area, passing through the sleeping quarters. Inside, most of them were sleeping.
Jack: As you were, gents.
As he passed the area, most of the Neo Outsiders and the One Piece gang, hearing the footsteps, awoke.
Mina Mongoose: Huh? Wha?
The cats motioned them to follow. At the storage area, the pirate noticed the bottle, picking it up and opening it. However, only sand came out.
Karnage: (sighs) I tried finding rum, however, it is not here.
Jack: Well...I know that now.
Future Foster: (quietly) What the heck are they doing?
Nami: (quietly/annoyed) Oh great, if isn't one pirate with a huge ego, it's another one with that same problem.
Future Foster: That means one thing...EGO TRIP!
Neo Outsiders: SHHH!
The two pirates, not paying attention, glanced at one another.
Jack: So you think you have an ego?
Karnage: No, I know I have an ego. I am the scourge of the seas?
Jack: Oh really? Prove it?
Karnage: I had dealing with the past before I was to be known as Captain Don Karnage, Air Pirate.
Jack: Hmph, air pirate? You may have conquered the air, but what about the seas?
The two glanced at one another before another voice spoke.
Voice: Time's run out, Jack.
The two yelped as the bottle was dropped. Jack moved the lantern to the area where the voice came from, moving closer. The two then gasped as they saw a man starting to become fish like while the girls looked frightened.
Scream
Girls: (quietly) Ahhh!!
Quickly, they covered their mouths, hoping they weren't heard.
Jack: (gasps) Bootstrap. Bill.
The figure, Bootstrap Bill, emerged through the shadows with some sea water spilling from his mouth.
Bootstrap Bill: You look good, Jack.
Jack: (staring) Is this a dream?
Bootstrap Bill: No.
Karnage: I thought not, if it were, there'd be rum.
Boostrap then stretched out his arm with a creak. All of a sudden, a bottle of rum appeared in his hand. Jack, with some difficulty, took the bottle, drinking some of it.
Bootsrap Bill: (notices) You got the Pearl back, I see.
Jack: I had some help retrieving the Pearl, by the way. Your son, Will Turner.
Boostrap Bill: William? (chuckles) Well, well, he ended up a pirate after all.
Karnage took a sip of the rum next.
Jack: And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbuncle?
Bootstrap Bill: He sent me. Davy Jones.
Karnage: (shocked) Davy Jones? Oh no...
Jack: (realizes) Ah. So it's you, then. He shanghaied you, the one that was to protest against dumping me, into service, eh?
Bootstrap Bill: I'm the one who chose it. I'm sorry for the part I played in the mutiny against you, Jack.
A small crab escaped from Bootstrap's sleeve before the transforming figure grabbed it, then ate it, much to the two pirates and heroes' disgust.
Bootstrap Bill: I stood up for ya. Everything went wrong after that. They strapped me to a cannon, and, of course, I ended up on the bottom of the ocean. The weight of the water crushing down on me. Unable to move, unable to die, Jack, and I thought that even the tiniest hope of escaping this fate, I agreed that I would take it. I would trade anything for it.
Karnage: It's funny what a man will do to forestall his final judgment.
Bootstrap Bill: Jack, you've made a deal with him, you know. He raised the Pearl from the depths for you, 13 years you've been Captain.
Jack: Technically, I-
Karnage: I think I should be leaving-
However, he was grabbed by Bootstrap.
Bootstrap: He ain't the only one who made a deal...you made a deal with him, too...Karnage, was it?
Jack glanced at the wolf pirate before he looked concern.
Karnage: Yes...he helped me become an air pirate. It was either that or die on the abandoned oceans.
Jack: So I'm not the only one who owes him something?
Karnage: Uh, actually, I have been captain for not so long as you, Jack Sparrow.
Luffy: (to himself) Yipes, that's not good...if my intuitions are right, I bet those monsters from the Sinister League informed them about Karnage slightly to the KH version of Davy Jones.
Bootstrap Bill: (to Jack) You won't be able to talk yourself out of this. The terms would apply to me, apply to you and your wolf friend. One soul, bound to crew a hundred years upon his ship.
Jack: yes, but the Flying Dutchman already has a captain, so there's really-
Bootstrap Bill: (glares) Then it's the Locker for you two! Though this is terrible, the metal leviathan will find you and drag the Pearl back to the depths and you along with it.
Karnage: Sooo...any ideas when Jones might release said terrible beastie?
Bootstrap Bill: I already told you both.
He then placed something on the two pirates' hands.
Bootstrap Bill: The time is up. It comes now. Drawn with ravenous hunger for the man what bears the black spot.
The two opened their hands as, to their horror and the others' shock, they saw a black spot on each hand spreading out on their palms. With panic, Jack rushed out to the crew's HQ while Karnage, in fear, headed out of the room, leaving Bootstrap and the ones hidden behind.
Nami: Jack! Karnage!
However, they were gone as Zoro glared at Bootstrap.
Zoro: All right, what's going on? What gives you the right to curse our friends!?
However, Bootstrap only backed away and blended into the ship before he was gone.
Swiper: Oh man, this is not good.
Mickey: And what's worse: Both Karnage and Jack Sparrow are in danger!
Sanji: This is like the sequel movie we watched!
Luffy: Yeah, tell me about it.
With Jack, up above, the captain shouted, waking the others and the remaining Neo Outsiders, though Future Bloo hit his head.
Future Bloo: Gah! What? Huh?
Jack: On deck all hands! Make faster-gasket! On deck! Scurry! Scurry on! Move it! Move it!! I want movement!
Everyone, awaken, quickly spreaded out, creating chaos below decks while Gibbs (straightening his clothes) came up with the other canine pirates, the future weasels, and Lula looking around.
Gibbs: Mr. Marty, pick it up! Lift the skin up!
Mad Dog: What's going on?
Lula: And where's Karnage?
The group noticed Karnage running and wrapping the marked hand before Jack shouted.
Jack: I want a-run, plenty running. Run as if the devil himself and itself was upon us!
Jack's hand was wrapped as Dumptruck looked confused.
Dumptruck: Duh, do we have a heading?
Jack: Ah! run! Land!
The others popped to the other side of the stairs, which the two pirates were hiding, though spooked, before finally noticing them.
Scream
Both: AHHH!
Gibbs: Which port?
Jack: I didn't say port. I said land, any land.
All of a sudden, a familiar undead monkey came by, snatching Jack's hat off of him.
Usopp: It's that undead monkey again!
Scream
Jack: AHHH!!
The two hissed toward one another before the monkey threw the hat overboard.
Gibbs: (panics) Jack's hat! Steer about!
Jack: No, no, leave it!
Everyone glanced at him before he spoke.
Jack: Uh...Rum.
With that, the two hurried away, passing the Neo Outsiders and One Piece gang while Gibbs shouted.
Gibbs: Back to your stations, the lot of ya!
The group came to him with concerned looks on their faces.
Mina Mongoose: Karnage?
Palmon: Jack?
Both: Shhh!
Gibbs: For the love of Mother and Child, Jack, what's coming after us?
Karnage & Jack: (hesitating) Nothing.
Adelaine: I can pretty much tell this isn't going to work out so well.
Mouser: Your Majesty, I propose that we should find the others quickly to help sort out this mess.
Hiram: We may have to...
Leomon: But some of us should remain in case anything else happens.
Lula: I'll stay behind.
Mad Dog & Dumptruck: Us too.
Mad Dog: After all, we're his loyal pirates. And where he goes, we go, too!
Dumptruck: Yargh!
Future Bloo: Can I go too? Can I?
Future Frankie: Uh...no.
Future Bloo: Come on, I wanna know what happened!
Future Sally Foster: Actually, no you don't. You probably won't even understand it.
Future Bloo only looked annoyed as the others headed into the lifeboats. The blob looked more annoyed as they sailed off.
Future Bloo: Come on, get back here!
Future Smart A**: We'll send ya a postcard!
Some of the weasels chuckled at the joke as Bloo shouted in anger.
Future Bloo: UGH!! I hate being left out of everything!
As the ship continued sailing away, the hat that was overboard floated on the sea. Around sunrise, it was near a small fishing vessel. One of the crew members pulled up the the hat, with the sailor putting it on, pretending to be the captain.
He snatched it, putting the hat on his head. The two began bickering in their own languages while down below, an object was swimming toward their vessel, creating a disturbance. A loud thumping sound was heard before the two froze with fear. The third sailor slept on the deck. The two sailors, worried, tried giving each other the hat. With a crack and a splash, as well as a huge laser fire, the whole ship was suddenly crushed and taken underwater. In the water, two figures swam in the sea while one of them spoke.
Figure: Digidestined and Neo Outsiders, once Karnage and Sparrow are gone...you're next!
Back in Port Royal, Will, Sora and the others were preparing to leave the town. Just before they did, they went to the jail area, going to where Elizabeth was being held. As they (with Governor Swann) entered, the guard noticed as he shouted.
Prison Guard: You're not...you can't be here.
Governor Swann: I think you'll find he can.
Prison guard: Mr. Swann.
Governor Swann: Governor Swann, still. Do you think I wear this wig to keep my head warm?
Butch: (snickers) I can think of a few other reasons.
He was elbowed by Ariel, glaring at him while the others had explained to Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Jack's compass? What does Beckett want with that?
Will Turner: Doesn't matter.
Sora: We're gonna find Jack and convince him to return to Port Royal and in exchange, the charges against us will be dropped.
Swann: No, we must find our own avenue to secure your freedom.
Will Turner: Is that a lack of faith in Jack...or in me?
Swann: You would risk your life to save Jack's does not mean that he would do the same for anyone else. Now, where's that dog with the keys?
He began searching for the dog, whistling as he did so.
Elizabeth: I have faith in you. All of you.
Jet: Now the next question is...Where will you find him?
Sora: Tortuga. We'll start there.
Will Turner: And I won't stop searching 'till I find him. (to Elizabeth) And then I intend to return here to marry you.
Girls: Awww....
Elizabeth: Properly?
Will Turner: (holds Elizabeth's hand) With your leave, if you'll still have me.
They held one another's hand as she looked at her lover's eyes.
Elizabeth: If it weren't for these bars, I'd have you already.
Agumon: Don't worry, you can count on all of us. Any friend of Sora's is a friend of ours.
Gabumon: Just hold on until we get back, okay?
Governor Swann, with concern, broke off a piece of a wall sconce, looking around and dropping it into a dark corner.
Elizabeth: I'll wait for you.
Will Turner: Keep a weather eye on the horizon.
Future June: We'll be back.
Future Danny: Be seeing you.
The couple barred away from one another were near the cage that could almost make them kiss one another. Sadly, however, they quickly left, leaving a worried Elizabeth. At the shore, Will looked at Sora, Riku, Donald, Goofy, Ariel, Daisy, Minnie, Future Danny, Future June, Future Gaz, Ami, Imax, Dende, Delete, Grievous, Yumi Ti, Digit, Ogremon, the Babylon Rogues, Tai, Matt, TK, Kari, Takato, their Digimon, the RRBs, and Terra.
Will Turner: Are you sure you can help me find Jack Sparrow?
Future Gaz: I guess so.
Yumi Ti: Besides, how hard can it be?
Digit: (realizes) Wait, weren't Courage and Shirly with us?
Ami: They said something about going to find Courage's owners...I hope they're all right as well as the others.
On the waters, meanwhile, Chris coughed a bit before looking at Eustace, Muriel, Bell Z, Future Gir, the Sheriff, Brandy, and two dogs with them.
Chris: I can't believe we're lost in sea.
Shirly: I blame the dumb roach.
Bell Z: That jerk! When I get back, he's gonna pay for this! (sighs) But at least I have you to keep us company, Gir.
Future Gir: Awww...thanks.
Just then, the group noticed a familiar rowboat coming across with some familiar people.
James: (notices) Hey, it's that Thorndyke kid and those other Neo Outsiders guys.
Pintel: Neo Outsiders?
Jessie: We'll explain later.
Courage: Oooh, why do I have a feeling it isn't gonna end well?
The group looked at the ones in the rowboat before Muriel spoke with a smile.
Muriel: Oh my, why thank you for rescuing us. You're fine gentlemen, you are.
The others, with worry, got in the lifeboat as well.
Bell Z: Uh, Mrs. Bagge, I don't think these pirates look nice.
Muriel: Well, I'm sure they have a reason to be out here. Especially with this nice dog with the keys on his mouth.
The dog grinned as Muriel took out a book.
Muriel: Here, Mr. Wooden Eye friend, I think you should read this.
Raghetti: Is that the bible? I've been looking for one of those since...
Muriel: (smiles) Well, today's your lucky day, then.
Eustace: I don't trust the looks on their faces.
Bell Z: Neither do we, but we have to keep an eye on them while we're going about at sea.
Grievous: For some reason, I felt familiar with all this. I don't know why.
Voice: Sora, guys!
(The group turns and sees the group who left Jack Sparrow's group coming towards them)
Kari: Kent, Mewtwo, Sora, guys! We found you!
Tai: (hugs the female Sora) Man, where were you guys?
Sora (female): We were with Jack Sparrow and the others.
Will: Jack Sparrow?! Do you know where he is now?
Lucario: Afraid not, we have left him a while ago. Who knows where he is now?
Ariel: Looks like we should go to searching Tortuga and gets Will, Elizabeth, Sora, Donald, and Goofy out of trouble.
Future Eduado: Kay? What did the amigos do?
Digit: We'd explain as we go around and ask for Jack.
(The group looks for Jack everywhere and ask various people in Tortuga)
Sailor #1: Captain Jack Sparrow? Hadn't been thought about, heard he was dead.
(The group asks another sailor)
Sailor #2: Singapore, that's what I heard. Drunk, with a smile. Sure as a tide, Jack Sparrow, turned up in Singapore.
(Now they run into two women that are familiar with the pirate)
Giselle: Jack Sparrow?
Scarlett: I haven't seen him in a month.
Giselle: When you find him, you give 'im a message.
(The woman slaps Will making the group with him cringe)
Future Wilt: Ouch. I'm sorry but that's gotta hurt.
Giselle: Sorry but that's my message. Makes sure he gets it!
(The group comes to another sailor)
Sailor #3: Can't say about Jack Sparrow, but this island just south of the straits where I trade spice for... delicious, long pork. Cannot say about Jack. But you'll find that ship there. A ship with black sails.
All: THAT'S IT!
(The sailor yelps as he fell back do to all the yelling.)
Sailor #3: Ouch!
Dende: Oops. Sorry.
(The group finds themselves on board a ship taking Will and them to the Black Pearl beached on an island)
Captain: My brother will take you ashore.
(The group meanwhile explains to all but Will about what happen on the Black Pearl)
Goofy: Gosh! Both Jack and Karnage owe their souls to Davy Jones?
Butch: Which one? Our Davy Jones or this world's?
Nemesis: Most likely this world's.
Grievous: Now I know I'm familiar with this for some reason! Damn these familiarities!
(The group got into a boat that takes Will and the heroes with him towards the island. Suddenly the boat stop)
Will: What's wrong, the beach is right there?
Sailor: Ne bougeais pas, c'set beaucoup trop dangereaux.
Will: What?
Sailor: Je ne pois, c'est trop dangereaux, j'avais le dit.
Future Gaz: Oh, forget this! We're swimming!
Sailor: Bon voyage, monsieur and madames.
(The group and Will dives and swims the rest of the way)
Kent: Huh. I wonder why the sailor was too scared to go near this island.
(The group soon arrives on the island and walks next to the Pearl)
Will: Jack! Jack Sparrow! Marty! Cotton! Anybody?
Jeri: Karnage? Mad Dog? Dumptruck? Lula?
Future Mac: Bloo? If you're here, you better speak up!
Goofy: Gilligan? Skipper? Howells? Professor? Ginger? Mary-Ann? (the others look at him oddly) Hyuk, what?
Donald: (annoyed No more Gilligan's Island reruns for you!
(The group, seeing no one, makes their way into the jungle and spots Cotton's parrot)
Will: Ah, a familiar face.
Cotton's parrot: Awk, don't eat me!
Will: (looks confused) I'm not going to eat you.
Cotton's parrot: Don't eat me. Don't eat me. Awk!
(Will then walks on and spots Gibbs’s canteen hanging)
Will: Gibbs.
Mimi: Something musta haven't.
(The group follows the rope that had been tied to the cannibals and were suddenly grabbed by ropes to their feet being hanging upside down by one foot each.)
Will: AHHHHH!
Jet: Oh, stupid trap cliches!
(Just then a group of cannibals arrived causing Will to swing his sword around)
Will: Come on! Let's go! Come on, who wants it?! I can do this all day!
Maximus: Uh, Will? You may not want to do that.
Will: Why?
(the cannibals look at each other then one shoots a poisoned dart each at the wildly swinging Will and the group hitting them in the neck each.)
Maximus: (dazed) That's why.
(The group ended up being knocked out while Will's sword drop from his hand)
A bit later, everyone was being carried on huge sticks toward the natives' village while the head native shouted to the figures, obviously the chiefs.
Head Native: Kali kali ten dah dah.
As the others awoke, the figure, obviously Sparrow and Karnage dressed as chiefs, opened their eyes, glancing at the group while everyone, awakened, noticed and smiled.
Sora: Don?
Will Turner: Jack Sparrow?
Future Danny: (grins) Guys. I can honestly say we're glad to see you.
The two only rose up, going closer to them before poking Future Psycho's shoulder.
Future Psycho: Ow, watch it.
Sora: Jack, it's us. Sora, Donald, Goofy, and Will Turner.
Future Greasy: Nino, don't you recognize us?
Mickey: I can say this is not comfy!
The pirates, however, turned to the Indians as Jack spoke in their language.
Jack: Pah se ko?
Natives: Teen dada, eeseetis. (agreeing) Eeseetis.
Future Frankie: Tell them to let us down, Wolf Man.
Karnage: (to Future Frankie) Kele lam. Nom piki piki, nom minsi winsi.
As they chanted "boom shoukoo", the wolf then neared them, whispering to them.
Karnage: (quietly) Save me.
Jack: (quietly) Save us both.
Will Turner: Jack, what did you tell them?
Just then, they were being taken away.
Will: No! What about Elizabeth? JACK!!!
Back in Port Royal, in the prison, the male prisoners were whistling and calling "good boy, closer" toward Elizabeth. She frowned, trying to ignore their calls. All of a sudden, the door was unlocked before she saw a familiar figure.
Swann: Come quickly, Elizabeth.
She was out of the cell as they headed out with a prisoner shouting.
Prisoner: Hey! Where are ye goin'?
As the two left the prison, Elizabeth was concerned.
Elizabeth: You've got to tell me what's happening.
Swann: I may still have some standing in the keep. I've arranged passage to England. The Captain is a friend of mine.
Elizabeth: (outraged) What? No! Will's gone to find Jack along with his friends!
Swann: We cannot count on them nor Will Turner. Come!
He dragged his daughter as she shouted.
Elizabeth: They're better people than you give him credit for.
Swann: Of course, this is no time for innocence. Beckett has offered one pardon only. (with worry) One! And that is promised to Jack Sparrow. Even if they succeeds...you're not asking me to endure the sight of my daughter walking to the gallows. Do not.
The two came into the carriage before Elizabeth glanced at her fater.
Swann: Perhaps, I can ensure a fair trial for at least Will, if they return.
Elizabeth: A fair trial for Will ends in a hanging.
Swann: Then there is nothing left for either of you here.
(The carriage arrives at the dock a while later as the governor got out)
Swann: (to Elizabeth) Wait inside.
(The governor heads towards a ship at anchor)
Swann: Captain?
(Swann spots the Captain with his back to him)
Swann: Captain!
(To the governor's shock, however, we see that the captain was impaled on Mr. Mercer's sword as the man himself appears. Once the sword is taken out, the captain drops to the ground: dead)
Swann: (horrified) Oh...!
Mercer: Evening, Gov'ner. (wipes the blade of his sword clean of blood) Shame, huh? (indicates the dead body( He was carrying this.
Merce holts out a leather case.
Mercer: It's a letter to the King. It's from you.
Governor Swann: Ah...
(Ther governor nervously turns back to the carriage to try to save Elizabeth, but more soldiers run up)
Swann: Elizabeth. Oh!
(The governor is stopped by a soldier before he can get near the carriage)
Swann: What are you doing?!
(Mercer opens the carriage but to his and Swann's surprise, there is no one inside)
Mercer: (to Swann) Where is she?
Governor Swann: Who?
(Swann is swung around until his back is pressed against the carriage; it looks like they want to beat the answer out of him)
Mercer: I will not play these games with you! Where is she?!
Swann: You can do whatever you wish to me but I will never tell you!
(Back in Beckett's study, the lord enters and notices that the chest carrying the pardon papers has been disturbed. He opens it and sees the pardon letter gone)
Beckett: No doubt you've discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm as your father believes.
(We see that he is talking to Elizabeth who steps out of the shadows at his back)
Elizabeth: Then what is?
Beckett: I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm.
Elizabeth: I expect then that we can come to some sort of understanding. I'm here to negotiate.
(They slowly approach one another)
Beckett: I'm listening.
(Elizabeth swings out a pistol, cocks it and points it at his forehead)
Beckett: I'm listening intently.
Elizabeth: (holds up the pardon papers) These Letters of Marque, they are signed by the King?
Beckett: Yes, and they're not valid until they bear my signature and my seal.
Elizabeth: Or else I would not still be here. You sent Will and his friends to get you the compass and buy Jack Sparrow, it will do you no good.
Beckett: Do explain.
Elizabeth: I have been to the Isla de Muerta, I have seen the treasure myself. There is something you need to know.
(Elizabeth keeps leaning further in as she speaks and Beckett keeps leaning away)
Beckett: Aah, I see. You think the compass leads only to the Isla de Muerta and so you hope to save me from an evil fate. But you mustn't worry. (walks towards the large map of the world on the wall) I care not for cursed Aztec gold, my desires are not so provincial. There's more than one chest of value in these waters as myself knows in the heroes' other world. So perhaps you may wish to enhance your offer.
Elizabeth: Other world?
Beckett: Yes, you think I don't know where Jack Sparrow and Will's friends come from? I am well connected with my other self on Neo-Earth than they imagined. Myself there will find what he's looking for as well. Perhaps the you on the heroes' world would wish to do the same thing.
(Elizabeth puts the muzzle of the pistol under Beckett's chin and cocks it once more)
Elizabeth: Consider it in your calculations that you robbed me of my wedding night. My other self probably wants the same thing from the other you!
(Elizabeth presses the papers to Beckett's chest roughly)
Beckett: So I did. (takes the papers and unfolds them, signs the letter) A marriage interrupted. (melts the end of a stick of wax in a candle's flame) Or fate intervenes. (stamps the wax with his signet ring) You're making great efforts to ensure Jack Sparrow's freedom.
Elizabeth: These are not going to Jack.
Beckett: Oh, really. To insure Mr. Turner, Sora, Goofy, Donald, and the absent Neo Z-Fighters' freedom? I'll still want that compass. Consider that in your calculations.
(Elizabeth snatches the papers out of his hand and walks cautiously at first, then runs out of the room. The man watches her leave then goes to a wall nearby. Pressing some sort of hidden button, he caused a slot to move revealing some sort of hidden monitor communicator in there.)
Beckett: I best hope that thing works...
(Beckett manages to get it to work as we see someone on the screen: the Neo-Earth version of himself!)
Neo-Earth Beckett: Ah, so you got something to report?
Beckett: Yes. Elizabeth was here demanding I sign the papers for Will Turner and his friends' freedom. I presumed the Elizabeth from your world did the same thing.
Neo-Earth Beckett: That is correct. Soon, very soon, I will have what I'm looking the same as you. Remember, don't take any risks, Beckett. We mustn't mess up especially since I got so much to look forward too when I approach the Dark Alliance.
Beckett: Fine. I will let you know what I can as soon as possible. Beckett out.
(The man turns the communicator off and hides it ASAP)
Beckett: How odd to be talking to myself. And I thought Jack Sparrow was nuts.
Meanwhile, somewhere on the sea, Team Rocket's group were close to the very same island with Raghetti trying to read while Eustace and Pintel rowed the boat.
Raghetti: Well, I say it was divine providence what escaped us from jail.
Pintel: And I say it was me being clever.
Then, a familiar dog with keys in its mouth came behind him.
Pintel: Ain't that right?
Raghetti: Well, how d'you know it weren't divine providence what inspired you to be clever. Anyways, I'm not stealing no ship.
Pintel: It's not stealing, it's salvaging. And since when did you care?
Raghetti: Since we're not immortal anymore, Pintel. (points to the Bible) We've got to take care of our immortal souls.
Meowth: (annoyed) You know you can't read.
Raghetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying.
Pintel: Pretending to read the Bible's a laugh! That's a mark against the...
He pointed to the sky.
Muriel: Now calm down. I'm sure that God will forgive this poor fellow, unlike you, Mr. Pintel.
Chris: (sighs) I only hope the others are doing okay.
Eustace: Stupid rowboat with these stupid dogs and stupid pirates!
Muriel, frowning, hit her husband with the rolling pin.
Eustace: Ow, what did I do?
James: He-he. It is pretty amusing.
Stan: Yeah.
Just then, the dogs yelped a bit while the others turned.
Sheriff: What in sam hill?
Brandy: Oh my gosh!
Meowth: Look.
Chris: (smiles) Land!
To their surprise and shock, the group noticed a familiar ship on the beach.
Pintel: There it is.
Courage: That must be the Black Pearl.
Just then, the dog with keys jumped off the boat, heading over to the beach.
James: It's gonna swim?
Meowth: Must've seen a catfish.
He chuckled while James, finally realizing the joke, laughed with him. Jessie, however, glared at the dog already on the beach.
Pintel: Hey! Stupid mongrel!
Jessie: Go ahead and run!
They tried rowing closer, but unfortunately, a huge wave overturned the boat they were on while they screamed, falling into the water.
All: AHHH!!
They landed on the water before coughing and coming back up.
Meowth: Great, now I gotta get myself a shower all over again.
Jessie: The way you shower is gross.
Pintel: Now, come on! (chuckles with glee) The Black Pearl's ours for the taking!
They headed to the ship with Raghetti speaking.
Raghetti: Tide's coming in, that should help.
James: Salvaging is saving, in a manner of speaking.
Shirly: Well, I suppose that's true!
They ran up to the ropes, holding the ship in place as best as they could. Suddenly, they stopped, looking at the mountain just as they heard deep drum sounds.
Raghetti: Suppose we'd better save it as soon as we can. What with us in such a vulnerable state, y'know?
Jessie: (crosses herself twice) Amen to that.
Meowth: (to himself) Cowards.
Both: I heard that!
Brandy: Uh, why don't you guys go ahead?
Chris: The rest of us will check the island carefully.
They nodded, with the others heading out, leaving the dog with keys, the old couple, Heff, Stan, and the pirates scrambling up the ropes. Back with the Natives, they were preparing for a ritual, drumming rhythmically as they did. Then, two natives came with a necklace of toes and fingers, placing them on the pirate man's neck.
Jack: (sweatdrops) Thank you.
He looked at one of the toes, studying it before biting off the tip of the nail, chewing a bit of it before he spit it back out. With the others group, they along with some familiar faces (or what's left of them) were hunged in cages in the air between the cliffs.
Sora: Why would he do this to us?
Will Turner: If Karnage and Jack are the chiefs-
Dumptruck: Aye.
Gibbs: The Pelegostos have made Karnage and Jack their chief. But they only remain chief as long as they act like a chief.
Koopa Green: So he had no choice.
Julayla: He's a captive there as much as the rest of us.
Fuzzy: Oh great!
Future Bloo: Yeah, I wanted to be a chief!
Gibbs: Worse, as it turns out. You see, the Pelegostos believe that Jack and Karnage are gods in human and wolf form. And they intend to do them the honor of releasing hem from their fleshy prison.
Just then, Cotton grabbed Mad Dog's hand, biting it before the skinny dog, yelping and frowning, spoke.
Mad Dog: They'll roast him and eat him.
Future Greasy: (notices) Weird. Where's the rest of the crew?
Gibbs: These cages we're in weren't built 'till after we got here.
The newcomers yelped, removing their hands away from the cage bar in alarm.
Mouser: Oh God! Oh, why did I have to leave Wart's side! (shouts) WART! Please forgive me!
He was then slapped by the fat brown mouse.
Mouser: Thank you, I needed that, your majesty.
Hiram: (to himself) Idiot.
Dumptruck: The feast is about to begin.
Gibbs: Their lives will end...when the drums stop.
Sora and Will, however, looked determined as they nodded to one another.
Will Turner: Well, we can't just sit here and wait then, can we?
Jet: Wait, why can't the ones that fly cut us out and let us loose?
Brick: Well duh! We'd like to, but we can't carry all you sissies at once, you know.
Storm: Oh crap! Does this mean we'll be doomed anyway!?
At the feast, the Indians were looking like they were almost done working on a "pyre" of some sort.
Jack: (frowns) No! No no. Oi, no no! More wood. Big fire. Big fire!
Karnage: Yes! We are chiefs, want big fire! C'mon then. Oi (to the one behind his throne) Maboogey snickle snickle. Toute suite. C'mon.
He shooed the native away.
Karnage: More wood.
Grinning, he saw them piling up more logs around. Just then, as the natives turned around, they noticed that Jack and the wolf are gone. With the two, theye ran across a rickety bridge, past some huts, and almost nearly fell off a cliff.
Karnage: Whoa.
The pirate and the wolf headed back to the camp. Jack picked up a long bamboo stick, grinning before he stopped grinning, dropping it.
Karnage: Bad choice of wood, eh?
Jack: Don't get me started.
The two went into one of the huts, looking around. There, they saw many items stolen by the pirates. Karnage noticed some rope, picking it up along with a can of paprika. Jack looked at the bottom with a familiar logo on it.
Jack: I am guessing they have taken from the East India Trading Company as well. Good for the pirates.
Karnage: What is your problem with those people anyway?
Jack: No time. Best to be off then!
As they came out of the hut, Jack and Karnage yelped, noticing some familiar natives waiting for them outside.
Karnage: Oh, bugger.
Karnage dropped the rope and with a flourish quickness, he uncapped the paprika, sprinkling it under his arms.
Karnage: (sweatdrops) A little seasoning, aye?
He threw the can away, smelling himself faintly a bit. A bit later, the pirate and the wolf were tied up on a roasting stick, hoisted over the kindling.
Jack: Big mouth, lad.
Karnage: If we don't get outta here soon, I won't be worrying about Davy Jones looking for me!
Jack noticed a few more branches added at the last second.
Jack: Well done.
Back with the cages, the crew was swinging hard, trying to swing and reach the side of the cliff they were facing. They had a hard time the first time. The second time, they almost made it, but lost it due to grass being torn off. They continued swinging over and over until they finally latched onto the very strong vines.
Gibbs: Put your legs through! Start climbing!
Nami: Worry! We gotta get outta here before the natives come back!
Quickly, they started climbing as Will spoke.
Will: Come on men and women, it'll take all of us to crew the Black Pearl!
A pirate glanced at them.
Pirate #1: Actually, you wouldn't need everyone. About six would do.
The two groups only gave out exchanges of a tense look to one another.
Pirate #1: Oooh, dear.
Future Bloo: (sarcastically) Nice choice of words...not!
Will looked at Gibbs and Gibber, the latter only nodded in agreement.
Will: Hurry!
Both sides kept climbing, though they were trying to outdo one another.
Kent: Heave! Is that all you've got?
Just then, one of the weasels in the group spotted a young native on the left side of the bridge.
Just then, both sides stopped while the native looked around. The pirate who made the comment earlier, however, only had an idea.
Pirate #1: Shh.
He motioned the ones in the cage with him. Just then, to the other cage's horror, they saw the group moving on.
Will: Stop.
Ariel: Are you guys crazy?! Stop!
They only ignored the two. Just then, the opposing pirate grabbed a snake, though they thought it was a vine. He then realized too late.
Pirate #1: Snake! AHHHHH!
All of a sudden, everyone in the cage the pirate was in screamed, letting go of the vine and falling back. The rope holding it over the ravine broke as they tumbled down, screaming all the way.
Jet: Let's make a note not to do something stupid like that.
Just then, the native, hearing it, noticed the remaining cage with Will and Sora's group, looked at them.
Zoro: Uh oh. We're spotted.
Nemesis: Move!
At the feast, the head native held the torch as he shouted to his people, running to the pile of wood.
Head native: Aii, fai fai!
He lowered the torch, about to light it with Jack and Karnage on it. Just then, the same native came to the people, shouting to them.
Young native: La esta so, la pelesa so. Eva kaka seisei.
Everyone stopped, standing around in confusion.
Jack: Well, go on, go get them! Helalla!
Karnage: Helalla, all of you!
Natives: Helalla!
The natives headed off with the head one dropping the torch near the kindling.
Karnage: (yelps) No no, oi! No no. Not good.
Jack started blowing on the spreading ember, but it only lit up the flames. He blew faster as hard as he could.
Karnage: (angry mark) Why did yu go and Jinx us for?!
Back with Chris' group, the others gasped, noticing smoke rising up.
Chris: Oh no, there's smoke coming out!
Bell Z: I have a bad feeling about it.
James: I'll check what we have in this bag I found.
Meowth: (frowns) Don't you mean stole?
James: (groans) All right, "stole" from Wakko.
He brought out the bag, trying to dig in.
James: Come on, there has to be something in here we need.
Future Gir: I hope it's a cupcake.
Just then, James felt something, looking concern.
James: Hey, it feels like one of those portable plot holes those Warners usually have.
Jessie: Well, get something out of it!
James dug deeper before he began pulling out something or more like someone. The group looked shocked as they saw some familiar faces coming out of the bag and out of the plot hole before landing on Team Rocket.
Sheriff: It's Jose and Panchito!
Brandy: Sam & Max? Vultureman? Princess? Sedusa? And Jimmy Two-Teeth?
Meowth: Great, we got ourselves another dumb rat to deal with.
Jimmy Two-Teeth: Hey, I oughta cut that tongue out of your mouth, cat!
Panchito: Caramba, where are we? And what has been going on?
Sam Dog: Well, from what we can tell, we're on a native island where cannibals like to eat humans.
Max Rabbit: And probably where they make their usual sacrifice to anyone they think is a god or two.
Voices: AHHHH!!!
Chris: Speaking of which...
Sedusa: What the heck?
Princess: (annoyed) Great, our team mates are probably in danger and we have to save them...again.
Vultureman: Caw, at least we're not suffering from a frozen ice creature.
Princess: Well, that's true.
Quickly, they headed to the screams.
Chris: I say we split up: Half of us will try finding out where that smoke is coming from.
Jessie: Leave that to Team Rocket.
Chris: The rest of us will help our friends.
The two teams split up, with Team Rocket, Sedusa, the Sheriff, Brandy, and Jimmy Two-Teeth heading off in one direction while the rest with Chris headed off to where the cliffs were. Back on the cliff, the others, struggling, finally made it to the top of the cliff.
Will Turner: Pull it loose, find a rock!
Back with Karnage, he and Jack were still on the spit, practically jumping and bouncing with the bamboo stick jumping with him until they finally dislodged it, landing near the fire. Jack broke the rope that binded his legs, running off with the stick and Karnage still tied to him.
Karnage: Have to be hurrying out of here.
Jack: Right-o.
Back with the cannibals, they reached the bridge just as the crew was trying to break the rope, but to no avail.
Future Psycho: Oh for the love of...
He then used the razor, cutting the rope.
Sora: Why didn't you think that sooner?
Future Psycho: Hey, it's a Toon Thing. It only happens when it's necessary or when it's funny.
Future Bloo: (angrily) You think this is funny!?
Future Greasy: (notices) Nevermind that, they're coming this way!
Will Turner: Just roll the cage!
The group, nodding, started to roll off. The natives chased after them as the group rolled onward, then up a tree before crashing to the ground as they groaned.
Gibbs: Okay, new idea: Lift the cage!
All: Hurry!
Mad Dog: Lift it high like a lady's skirt.
Females: (anger mark) Excuse me!
Mad Dog: What?
The group lifted it up, running while holding it with the cannibals chasing after them, unknowingly passing Chris' group.
Sam Dog: You don't see that every day.
Max Rabbit: Yeah, and you don't see cannibals every day either.
The ones outside gasped, following the ones lifting the cage as the natives tried to use their spears on them.
Nemesis: Who wants to kick Mad Dog out of our group soon?
Back with Jack Karnage, the two running across the plank bridge, hurrying as fast as they could, hunching a bit due to the pole stuck onto them. They then ran back to the huts, freeing their hands in the process.
Jack: There. That should do it.
Karnage: Quite fast, are ye? Like the Jack Sparrow where I came from?
Jack: Eh?
Karnage: Never mind.
The pirates tried getting the pole off, but it would not work either way. Just then, Jack spotted a native child with a knife and fork. He slid up to him, snatching the knife.
Jack: Thank you.
Karnage: What are you intending to do with that knife?
Jack: Cutting us loose, savvy?
Jack began to cut the ropes. All of a sudden, Karnage saw two native women. The wolf gulped a bit. He then glared, about to charge at them.
Karnage: AHHHH!!!
Jack: Hey, what are you doing?!
Karnage, taking Jack with him, ran pole first, missing the two females, hitting the pile of coconuts. One of them was stuck on the tip of the stick, with the wolf noticing it leaking milk. Jack then grinned, twirling before it launched off toward one of them. One of the women grabbed the one coming to her, glaring at Jack and Karnage.
Karnage: Uh...not good.
Jack: We are not getting outta here like this!
Back with the others, they continued running from the cannibals before they fell into a creek, down to the water.
All: AHHH!!!
They fell into the water, with the cage itself broken to two. The crew, finally freed, swam, though those that couldn't hung on for dear life.
Gibbs: This way, guys.
The group quickly swam for cover while spears and arrows flew down toward them. Everyone kept swimming, hiding from the area. Back with Jack and Karnage, they were being attacked by various fruits thrown by the females, which they blocked with their arms, although some ended up being strung onto both ends of the bamboo stick. The pirate angrily shouted to the two, having enough.
Jack: Stop it!
Both natives stopped, staring at him with lots of fruit on both ends of the pole like a shiskabob.
Karnage: (sighs) We always have the way with women, do we?
Back with the others, they hid themselves with the natives continuing their pursuit.
Prince John: I don't know what is worst: this or me being without my other daughters.
Julayla: Wait, I thought Kairi and I were your only daughters.
Sir Hiss: Eh?
Prince John: Correct, though I don't know if I have them in my old life or new. I remember them being Videl, Penny, Kuki, Jeri, Mimi, and Kimi.
Jeri: (confused) I am one of your daughters?!
Lauren: Wait, does he mean me or the real me?
Mickey: I think we will have to discuss that when we get out of here!
Sora: But how are we going to get away from these guys?!
Just then, the same child arrived as he shouted, pointing to the direction of his village.
Child: Manka! Ma estoto. Ma estoto.
The natives, hearing what the boy said, quickly rushed back to their village after a moment. The others looked confused as Dumptruck spoke.
Dumptruck: What's gotten into them?
Chris: Guys!
The group sees Chris's group nearby.
Jose: Donald! Over here!
Panchito: Heh, thought you could get away from your fellow Callaberos, eh Donald?
Donald: Never mind that! Where did you palookas come from?!
Vultureman: Come on, let's go before the village people come from.
Storm: The 70s people are here?! I love their songs!
Jet: (slaps forehead) No!
Back with the pirates, Karnage yelled, running for the cliff with the front end of the pole heading down. It lodged to the ground, flipping the two to the other side, landing barely on their feet to the ground.
Karnage: Phew...
Jack: Now that wasn't so bad, was...
Just then, he noticed the fruit starting to slide down, starting to make him lose his balance.
Jack: (sweatdrops) Oh bugger! Spoke too soon!
The two pirates then started falling as they screamed.
Jack and Karnage: AHHHH!!!
As Jack and Karnage fell, the pole was caught between the cliff. They were untangled by the roles, only hanging by their foot each at the end of the rope while the two females watched.
Native woman #1: Anifi.
Native woman #2: Aboogey.
Jack: Uh...about this other Jack Sparrow...how would you think he would get out of this, eh?
Just then, the stick started to dislodged from the side while they continued hanging upside down, dangling by their foot each.
Karnage: (notices) By dying. Oh bugger.
The two then began falling toward a dozen plank bridges, Each bridge Jack and Karnage hit, it broke their fall slowly as they went through one and another. As that happened, the pole went straight through one of them, removing the fruit attached to it. At the ground, Team Rocket's group is there.
Sedusa: Now where in blazes are those idiots and their friends? They got to be around here somewhere.
Jimmy Two-Teeth: How should I know?! I try to stay out of stuff like this!
Brandy: Calm down, it's nothing to worry.
James: Right! It's not like some friends would drop from the sky and landed on us!
Suddenly Jack and Karnage drop from the sky and landed on James, making them all ground upon hitting the ground.
Meowth: Hey, what do you know? They fell on the sky and landed on James!
Jessie: (looking up) Incoming!
Jack, Karnage, and James yelped, noticing the pole about to come down. It landed near the wolf's head, missing him while fruit came down following afterward making a big mess of the three.
Karnage: Note to self: never use cannibalistic island to hide.
Back with the others, the crew and Sora's group quickly arrived to the Black Pearl as Pintel and Stan were pulling the ropes on the ship, standing on the sandy/muddy area.
Pintel: Pull loose the mooring line. The mooring line!
On deck, a familiar creature, holding the wooden eye, ran away with Ragetti chasing it.
Ragetti: Hey! Little monkey. Give it back!
The monkey then placed the eye onto its mouth.
Ragetti: Gah! Don't bite it!
Stan: Ragetti! Pull loose the mooring line like your buddy said!
All of a sudden, the two noticed the crew coming behind them while Ragetti pointed to his bare eye.
Ragetti: It's got my eye. It won't give it back.
Pintel: Well, how'd you get it back last time?
As they came, the male pirate dog gave the two a thumbs up.
Dumptruck: Good work.
Yumi Ti: All right!
Gibbs: Our work's half done!
Stan: Uh, we done it for you!
Pintel: Knew you'd be coming back for it.
Nemesis: (glares) Yeah, right.
Chris: Come on, Pintel, we gotta get on the ship!
Max Rabbit: I still say you should have let me shoot those natives. After all, that means less cannibals to deal with.
Sam Dog: I don't think that's appropriate. First off, they know nothing about the outside world. Second, it would ruin the script like the original version with these natives having them alive.
Max Rabbit: (pauses) Good point.
The group climbed onto the ship as Dumptruck shouted.
Dumptruck: Make ready to sail, boys and girls!
Psycho: What about Karnage?
Sora: And Jack?
Will Turner: I won't leave without him, at least.
Jack's Voice: Oi!
Just then, the group turned, noticing Karnage, Jack, and Team Rocket's group rounding a corner of the island before they saw the natives approaching, following after them.
Neo Outsiders: Time to go.
They quickly climbed on board as Future Smart A** shouted.
Future Smart A**: Cast off those lines!
Pintel: Make ready to cast off!
Karnage: Oi!
Jessie: Hey, don't leave us behind!
Jimmy Two-Teeth: I'm not allowing myself to become rat food for these natives!
He kept running, passing the familiar dog with the keys.
Jack: Good doggy.
The ship started to sail off without them.
Sheriff: Not good.
Brandy: Get back here!
The group quickly swam up to the pearl, heading to the net. As they got to the net, he turned back to the cannibals.
Jack: Alas, my children, this is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost-
Just then, a wave splashed him from head to toe, ruining the paint on his face before he continued half-heartedly, spitting some water out.
Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow.
The cannibals only started lamenting on the loss of the meal. Just then, they heard barking. They turned, noticing the key carrying dog. He noticed the others glancing at him. He gulped before he ran, barking, with the natives chasing after him. Back on the ship, Karnage finally got onto the boat as Gibbs spoke.
Gibbs: Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea.
Karnage: Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only as so far as we keep to the shallows as much as possible.
Jimmy Two-Teeth: Never again, people, never again! I do not wish to stay with these rats any longer!
Mice: (shocked/angered) What!?
Jimmy Two-Teeth: I mean these pirates.
He then noticed Pintel and Ragetti draping Jack's coat on his shoulders. Ragetti saluted to him before he glanced at him.
Ragetti: What?
At that point, everyone else glanced at Prince John, especially Videl, Julayla, Lauren, Mimi, and Jeri.
Julayla: So...tell me what's going on and how long you've been keeping secrets about my other long lost siblings.
Vultureman: (shocked) We have more than three siblings!?
Prince John: (sweatdrops) He-he-he.
Sheriff: At least 'de rest o' us is here. No one's gonna be lonely.
Yumi Ti: Now I know I have some familiarity from here.
Gibbs: Now, that seems a bit contradictory, Captain.
Jack: I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs. Now, where is that blasted monkey? I want to shoot something.
Future Bloo: Shoot him, shoot him, shoot...
Grievous: (hits Future Bloo) enough of you!
As on cue, a familiar eyeball landed on the ground, with Raghetti grabbing it, placing it back in.
Raghetti: Finally.
As he walked on deck with his friends and the pirate, Will glanced at Karnage.
Will and Sora: Jack.
Jack: Ah, Will, Sora. How nice to see you two again. Come to fight for the Keyblade again, eh?
Goofy: He still thinks Sora is the KH one?
Donald: Hush!
Will: Elizabeth is in danger.
Jack moved on, trying to keep an eye on the monkey, as they continued following.
Jack: Have you considered keeping a more watchful eye on them. Maybe just lock them up somewhere?
Future Danny: Excuse us.
Future June: Hey! She is locked up in a prison, bound to hang for helping you.
Chris: Right. You gotta at least help us in getting her out.
Karnage: There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one's mistakes.
Future Psycho angrily took out his sword, pointing it near the wolf's throat.
Future Greasy: Whoa, whoa, amigo, heel, heel!
Will: I need that compass of yours, Jack. I must trade it for her freedom.
Karnage moved the key-like blade away as he glanced at Dumptruck.
Karnage: Dumptruck?
Dumptruck: Captain?
Karnage: We have a need to travel upriver.
Jack: What he said, and remember who's captain of this vessel, wolf boy.
Gibbs: By need, do you, mean a trifling need, fleeting, as in, say, a passing fancy?
Jack: No, a resolute and unyielding need.
The three dog pirates and old pirate looked a bit worried while some of the gang looked like they understood.
Will: What we need to do is make sail for Port Royal with all haste.
Future Psycho: Unless you have other plans, Karnage, I would really listen if you don't want to be neutered.
All: Ewww!
Heff: Uh, what's neutered, Stan?
Stan: I...don't want to know.
Will: William...I shall trade you the compass, if you will help me...
He then took out a familiar piece of cloth with the same drawing on it.
Will: To find this.
The group looked at it with Will frowning, pointing to the key drawing.
Will: Wait a second, you want us to find this?
Jack: No. You want you to find this.
Chopper: Does that even make sense???
Brook: For Jack, who knows?
Karnage: Because the finding of this, finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle ol' what's her face. Savvy?
Storm: Eh?
Wave: What is he talking about???
Sora took the cloth as he realized.
Sora: This is going to save them.
Nami: Oh brother...what more can you tell us?
Jack: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Lula: (worried) I do recall that he is part of the Pirate Divison for the Neo Masters of Evil back home. He is also on the High Command.
Luffy: Right, but the Davy Jones we're dealing with right here is a different one.
Will: I don't know about my world's Davy Jones either, I guess.
Jack: (nods) Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth.
Meanwhile, on a random ship, about to leave Port Royal, one of the sailors noticed a familiar dress, stashed onto the side. He picked it up, looking concerned. A bit later, the two sailors started bickering over it, tugging the dresses. Then, the captain came to them, frowning.
Captain: What's all this? If you both like the dresses, you'll just have to share and wear it one after the other.
The crew laughed as the first sailor spoke.
Sailor #1: It's not like that, captain. This ship is haunted.
Captain: Is it now?
He then glanced at the other sailor.
Captain: You?
Sailor #2: There is a female presence amongst us here, sir. All the men, they can feel it.
The crew spoke in agreement as the third sailor spoke.
Sailor #3: Belongs to a lady widowed before her marriage, I figure it. Searching for her husband lost the sea.
As the fourth sailor spoke, Elizabeth, disguised as a male sailor, painted part of the deck.
Sailor #4: Virgin, too, likely as not. And that bodes ill by all accounts.
Sailor #1: I say that we throw the dress overboard and we hope the spirit follows it.
Sailor #2: No! That will just anger this spirit, sir. What we need to do is to find out what the spirit need and then just get it back to her.
Just then, they started bickering and tugging the dress once more.
Captain: Enough! Enough!
Everyone stopped before he continued.
Captain: You're a pair of superstitious goats and it's got the best of you.
He snatched the dress from them, continuing.
Captain: Now thise appear to be as no more that we have a stowaway on board. A female, by the looks of it. I want you to search the ship and find her. Oh, and, eh, she's probably naked.
The males perked up with lustful grins, starting their search. The girl in disguise quickly dropped what she did and searched as well.
Back with the Black Pearl, some small ships from it was heading up river while the Pearl was docked. As they go through the place, they saw many natives glancing at them.
Future Wilt: I'm sorry but what are they looking at?
Usopp: It's like they never seen us before.
Luffy: Or a rubber man too. That will change!
Will became curious as he spoke to Gibbs, who was rowing the boat.
Will: Why is Jack afraid of the open ocean?
Gibbs: Well, if you believe such things, there's a beast does the bidding of Davy Jones, both this world and probably on the other one your friends slip a few times before. A fearsome creature with giant tentacles that suction your face clean off and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness. The Krakken. They say the stench of its breath is... ooh. (shudders) Imagine, the last thing you know on God's green earth is the roar of the Krakken and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses.
James began to cower, much to Jessie's annoyance.
Gibbs: If you believe such things.
Max: I feel the same way when Sam bends down and show his...
Sam: Okay, one more word about that and I'm throwing you overboard!
Luffy: And the key will spare him and Karnage that?
Gibbs: Now that's the very question Jack and Karnage wants answered. Bad enough even to go visit...(looks at a hut) her.
Sora: (raises an eyebrow) Her?
Gibbs: Aye.
The group finally sailed to the certain hut while trying to avoid many natives eyeing on the group. The pirate and the wolf were the first to step off the boat to the docks with a ladder.
Will: No worries, mates. Tiai and I go way back. Thick as thieves. Nigh inseparable we are. Were. Have been. Before.
Gibbs: I'll watch your back.
Karnage: It's my front I'm worried about.
He headed off. As each pirate spoke, they turned to the one behind one another.
Gibbs: Mind the boat.
Dumptruck: Mind the boat.
Mad Dog: Mind the boat.
Gibber whispered the same thing to Will and Sora before getting off and following. The others frowned as Future Psycho stood up, following with more following.
Future Psycho: Mind the boat.
Will: Mind the boat.
Sora: Mind the boat.
Future Danny: Mind the boat.
Future June: Mind the boat.
Pintel: Mind the boat.
Raghetti: Mind the boat.
Jessie: Mind the boat.
James: Mind the boat.
Meowth: Mind the boat.
Future Zim: Mind the boat.
Maximus: Mind the boat.
Nemesis: Mind the boat.
Cotton's Pirate: Mind the boat.
With that, this goes on until they left Cotton, Bell, and Future Gir all alone, much to Cotton's frustration.
Future Gir: Awww, it's okay. We'll stay with you.
Bell: Yep! Better than what we will confront in there anyway.
Inside the hut, Jack Karnage cautiously creeped into the hut. Just then, a figure came out as she grinned, noticing Jack.
Woman: Jack Sparrow.
Jack: Tia Dalma
Before he could speak, he almost knocked his head against a hanging jar full of eyeballs, much to the others' disgust.
Tia Dalma: I always knowed the wind was going to blow you back to me one day.
She then approached him. The African woman then spotted the other pirates and Neo Outsiders, with Karnage and Jack pointing to them before Psycho slapped his hand.
Future Psycho: Cut that out.
Max: Yeah, it's bad enough we're getting all the blame.
Karnage: Can you not blame us for that?
Max: I may reconsider unless you want to answer to my rabid fangs or my pals, the Raving Rabbids of the Rayman series.
Sam: I don't think they're suppose to be in this, Max.
Max: Well, they should sometimes.
Tia Dalma: You.
Will: Me?
Tia Dalma: You four have a touch a' destiny about you. Will Turner...and allies of him.
Sora: (confused) You know him?
Tia Dalma: You want to know me.
She leaned closer before the pirate went between them.
Jack: There'll be no knowing here.
He pushed them aside, much to the woman's annoyance.
Karnage: We've come for help and we're not leaving without it.
He lead Tia Dalma away from the others.
Jack: I thought I knew you.
Tia Dalma: (frowns) Not so well as I'd hoped.
She then headed to the back as she motioned the group.
Tia Dalma: Come.
Karnage: (motioning the others) Come.
She caressed Will's face as she spoke.
Tia Dalma: What service may I do ya?
She was then forcefully turned to the pirate's direction as she glanced.
Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment.
Karnage: We brought payment.
He whistled to the others. Then, Team Rocket with Pintel and Ragetti brought the cage with cloth close to her. It opened up, revealing the same monkey.
Jack: Look...
He shot it dead center, though the monkey still moved, screeching a bit.
Jack: An undead monkey. Top that!
Heff: Uh, would a giant mouse top it?
Hiram, Mouser, & Jimmy Two-Teeth: (anger mark) Don't even go there!
Heff: (gulps) Uh, yes, mice and Jimmy.
Tia grinned, going to the cage and letting the monkey out of it. It ran to a low table.
Gibbs: No.
Mad Dog: (winces) You've no idea how long it took us to catch that.
Tia Dalma: The payment is fair.
Sora then pulled out the cloth, showing it to Yumi as Sora spoke.
Sora: We're looking for this.
He laid the cloth with the key drawing on the it.
Will Turner: And what it goes to.
Tia Dalma: (to Jack) The compass you bartered from me, it cannot lead you to this?
Jack: Maybe. Why?
Zoro: Hmmm...
The African then gave out a mischievous grin.
Tia Dalma: Aah. Jack Sparrow does not know what he wants. Or do you know, but are loath to claim it as your own? Your key go to a chest. And it is what lay inside the chest you seek. Don't it?
Future Greasy: Why is she speaking gibberish?
Max: I like it this way, especially when people plan to parody her own role. Plus, it's in the script. She has to speak that way, of course since she is Tia Dalma.
Future Stupid: (to Luffy) By the way, you finding this familiar?
Luffy: Yeah...it's from that sequel movie. There's two sequels to this.
Nami: Yeah...
Nico Robin: (nods) But let's keep quiet about it, shall we?
Gibbs: What is inside?
Jessie: (grins) Gold? Jewels?
Pintel: (excited) Unclaimed properties of valuable nature?
Ragetti: (gulps) Nothing bad, I hope.
Eustace: I hope it's loot. It's gonna make us rich!
James winced a bit, glancing at the jar of eyeballs.
Tia Dalma: You know of Davy Jones, yes?
Everyone else in the room nodded a bit.
Mickey: Well...at least our world's Davy Jones anyway to most of us.
Yumi Ti: I find this role quite familiar.
Grievous: And same goes to the Davy Jones of this world's.
Tia Dalma: A man of the sea. A great sailor. Until he run afoul of that which vex all men.
As they continued, Jack quickly pockets something inside his pocket while no one noticed.
Future Danny: What vexes all men?
Future Jake: We like to know.
Future Bloo: I'm impatient already. Can we go now? I gotta take a leak!
Grievous: Go outside to do that!
Future Bloo: Not with those guys outside watching, I ain't.
Neo Outsider & One Piece Gang: Ewww.
She then teasingly touched Will's hand, much to his disturbance.
Tia Dalma: What indeed.
Nemesis: The sea?
Pintel: Sums.
Ragetti: The dichotomy of good and evil.
The others glanced at him with a weird look.
Ragetti: What?
Karnage: (realizes) A woman!
Tia Dalma: A woman. He fell in love.
Gibbs: No no no no, I heard it was the sea he fell in love with.
Eustace: No loot? Ain't interested.
Muriel: Eustace!
Shirly: And yet, another reason why I despise the Stupid One.
Tia Dalma: Same story, different version and all are true. See it was a woman as changing, and harsh and untamable as the sea. He never stopped loving her. But the pain it caused him was too much to live with. But not enough to cause him to die.
Future June: What exactly did he put into the chest?
She then put her hand over her chest.
Tia Dalma: Him heart.
Ragetti: (concern) Literally or figuratively?
Pintel: He couldn't live, putting his heart in a chest. (concerned) Could he?
Tia Dalma: It was not worth feeling what small, fleeting joy life brings. And so, him carved out him heart, lock it down in a chest, and hide the chest from the world. The key he keep with him at all times.
The weasel then turned to the two with anger on his eyes.
Psycho: (to Karnage & Jack) You knew this.
Karnage: I did not.
Jack: I didn't know where the key was. But now we do. So, all that's left is to climb aboard the Flying Dutchman, grab the key, you go back to Toon Royal and save your bonnie lass, aye?
Before he or Karnage could leave, however, Tia Dalma stopped him, holding out her hand.
Yumi: (to Jack & Karnage) Let me see your hands, both of you.
The wolf prepared to offer his unclothed hand, though Tia, knowing better, glanced at them before he sighed, giving her his and Jack's marked hand. She unwrapped it, then to almost everyone's, save for most of the Neo Outsiders & One Piece Gang's, shock and horror, there they saw a black spot moving in his palm.
Mad Dog, Dumptruck, & Gibbs: (gasps) The black spot!
Quickly, the three dusted themselves off and spinned around, spitting on the ground once they made a circle.
Three: The black spot.
Pintel, Raghetti, & James: Gah! (does the same thing) Black spot.
Jessie: Ugh, you're all being babies about it!
Digit: Ick, no wonder those two were acting weird.
Future Bloo: Wait a second, didn't that blind guy or was it that blind rat, Pew, only send in black spots in pieces of paper?
They glanced at the blob.
Future Bloo: Hey, you read or watch Treasure Island sometime!
Jack: My eyesight's as good as ever, just so you know.
The African then went to the back. Pintel, Ragetti, Jessie, and James glanced, noticing a familiar pair of boots before the monkey came to the boots.
Jessie: Strange, those boots look familiar.
James: Could that be...? But he's dead according to the weasels...or somewhat with the other version of that same guy...ain't he?
Then, as Tia Dalma continued talking to herself, Jack stole a ring that was strangely familiar, though he shrugged it off, pocketing it. Tia Dalma finally came back with what appeared to be a jar.
Tia Dalma: Davy Jones cannot make port. Cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you will be safe, Jack Sparrow and Don Karnage, and so you will carry land with you.
She gave him the jar before Jack took it. He looked a little concern about it.
Jack: (pauses) Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Karnage: Is the...jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack: No.
He clutched it closely to his chest, not wanting to let go.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
Will Turner: So it seems...
Future Psycho: Now we have a need to find the stupid Fighting Dork Man.
Green Bros.: That's "Flying Dutchman", Psycho.
Future Psycho: (ignoring) Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Tia Dalma: A touch...
She then sat down, picking up several crab shells, then shook it before it landed on the table with something resembling a map drawn on it.
In the sea, a storm was in the progress. The group inside the ship sailed through the storm before noticing a broken ship on the reefs.
Will: That's the Flying Dutchman?
Future Wilt: Sorry, but it looks nothing like the ship we've heard about.
Future Herriman: (shivers) Well, just as long as we stay on the ship, perhaps Davy Jones won't find us.
Future Foster: He's only after Jack and Donatello.
Karnage: (yelps) Please do not be calling me that!
Gibbs nodded a bit.
Future Betty: She doesn't look like much.
Jack: Neither do you...do not underestimate it.
He noticed the others not following before he elbowed them.
Gibbs: Must've run afoul of the reef.
Karnage: What's your plan?
Will: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack: And if there are crewmen?
Will: I cut down anyone in my path.
He then walked away from Jack.
Karnage: (grins) I like it. Simple, easy to remember.
Future Eduardo: That sounds wrong to me...
Future Smart A**: (to Maximus) I don't like the looks of this.
Maximus: I guess one of us should prepare to head on board.
Future Psycho: Let me do it. After all, I gotta confront David Johnny after all.
The others only groaned a bit.
Future Sarah: Why do I feel that this is a bad idea?
The two headed off while Danny looked at June.
Danny: You wanna join them?
June: Nah, I wouldn't risk losing you if something happened.
Will and Psycho climbed down to the rowboat.
Pintel: Your chariot awaits you. Ahahaha!
Meowth: Very funny.
Karnage: Oi! If you do have to get captured, just say Don Karnage and/or Jack Sparrow sent you to settle his debt. Might save your life.
Ragetti: Move on out, ahahaha!
The two sighed, rowing to the ship that was in the reef. As they did, Jack turned to the others.
Jack: (to the crew) Douse the lamps.
They turned off the lamps as the weasels looked concerned.
Future Sarah: Please be all right.
The two in the boat kept rowing to the ship. On the ship, they got on land. They looked around, noticing dead bodies as they rose their lanterns.
Future Psycho: Ick. Wouldn't wanna be in that guy's shoes.
Just then, the three spotted a sailor, wounded, muttering and pulling frantically on the pulley.
Sailor: ...up the...
Will: Sailor.
Sailor: ...the stench...capsized...
Will: Sailor!
Sailor: ...bring a...
Future Psycho: There's no use, you've run aground.
Sailor: No, many of us, without a prayer. Foul breath!
Behind the two, a body dropped from the mast. The man crawled, lying still.
Future Psycho: Hey! Hey!
The weasel walked to the body, then turned it around, though there was no face on it with the faceless part bulging outward.
Future Psycho: Oh great, what next?
Just then, a huge ship suddenly rose from the sea, nearby the ruined ship. The survivors then noticed some mutant sea creatures emerging from the surface. The crew then started attacking the survivors as one of them shouted.
Sea Creature: Go on your whereabouts and pray.
They took the panicking sailor while the two noticed one creature going after them. Quickly, they took out their blades, with Will dipping his sword in oil, causing it to flame before he waved it to it.
Will: Get back! Back!
The man slashed, making the creature's guts and fishes come out as he futilely tried putting it back in before it fell to the ground lifelessly. Just then, a familiar figure hit them in the back, knocking them out.
Axem Red X: He-he-he. Looks like it was worth the trip after all...
A bit later, the two groaned, opening their eyes before noticing the other survivors cowering in fear. The two noticed they were lined up as they gulped.
Future Psycho: Nuts, what next?
Just then, they heard thudding footsteps as something from the water arose. A hammer-head shark pirate salutes him.
Hammer-head shark pirate: Six men still alive, the rest have moved on.
The figure then neared one of the sailors before lighting his pipe, looking at a scared pirate. It's Davy Jones, alright, except this is the Kingdom Hearts one in this story.
Davy: (to sailor) Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss?
Sailor only nodded a bit, shaking a little.
Davy: All your deeds laid bare. All your sins punished. I can offer you an escape.
Axem Green X: Boring!
Axem Black X: (shoves Green) Shut up, Green!
A sailor gulped before he shouted.
Sailor at the front of the row: Don't listen to him!
The squidface pirate glanced at the opposing sailor shaking badly while holding a cricifix on his hands. He then stepped up to the sailor, grabbing his throat with his lobster like claw.
Davy: Do you not fear death?
Sailor at the front of the row: I'll take my chances, sir.
Davy: To the depths.
Imaginary Ganondorf: (smirks evilly) Allow me.
Then, Imaginary Ganondorf stepped behind him, and blast the poor sailor through the body making a big hole in it while the others looked away. The crew laughed as the holey body was thrown overboard.
Scared sailor: Cold blood!
Panther King: I got to say, that was impressing.
Imaginary Ganondorf: (shrugs) Better me than one of these fishes. No offense, Davy.
Davy: None taken. (to prisoners) Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different? I offer you a choice. Join my crew and postpone the judgment. One hundred years before the mast.
He glanced at the scared sailor
Davy: Will you serve?
Scared sailor: I-I-I will serve.
Axem Yellow X: Can we kill him anyway?
Other Axem Rangers X: (hitting Yellow) No!
Davy: (ignoring Axem Yellow X) That's grand.
He then walked up to Will and Future Psycho. He then noticed something particular about them.
Davy: You two are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here?
They cringe before the weasel replied.
Future Psycho: Jack Sparrow Don Karnage sent us to settle their debt.
Davy: What is your purpose here?
Voice: He said Jack Sparrow and Don Karnage sent them to settle their debt. Geez, are you deaf?!
Davy: What? Who said that?!
Luxord: (appearing) That would be me.
Will: You?!
Luxord: I am not the same Luxord you met before, Turner. I am the Luxord from Neo-Earth. Jack Sparrow and Don Karnage send the two, like I said, or perhaps you have forgotten what we told you about the Davy Jones of our world, Captain Jones?
Davy: Ha. Did they now? I'm sorely tempted to accept that offer.
Back in the Black Pearl, Jack looked through the spyglass, noticing Davy. Then, he saw the Flying Dutchman captain glancing at him.
Chopper: Don't look now but I think old squid face has spotted us.
Luffy: How good do you think his powers are?
When Jack placed the spyglass down, he and Karnage gasped, noticing Davy was standing on board, directly in front of them.
Karnage: Oh no.
Courage: AHHHH!
Lula: (gasping) Oh crap! I forgot that the Davy Jones from my world can do that!
The crew gasped in fright, backing away as far as they could before more crew members and the Dark Alliance members appeared, grabbing each one with the Axem Rangers X nearing their weaponss near Pintel, Raghetti, Jessie, James, and Meowth.
Axel Red X: Okay, you idiots make a move and we'd show ya the true meaning of the word 'keelhaul'!
James: Ahhhh! (notices) I wet myself.
Jessie & Meowth: Ewww.
Sora: (glancing at Luxord) I knew one of these days you would appear next, Luxord!
Luxord: Well, with the Organization XIII brought back to life thanks to Visaru, I figure a trip for me to this world like the KH one is in order.
Jack: Oh.
Davy: You have a debt to pay. So do the wolf pirate.
He walked toward the two pirates as they kept backing away from Davy.
Davy: Jack, you've been Captain of the Black Pearl for 7 years. That was our agreement. And Karnage, your agreement with the Davy Jones from your world that he helps you become air pirate or die in the abandoned oceans! Any agreement with that Davy Jones is also an agreement with me!
Jack: Technically, I was only Captain for 2 years, then I was viciously mutinied upon.
Davy: (glares) Then you were a poor Captain, but a Captain nonetheless. Have you not introduced yourself all these years as "Captain Jack Sparrow"?
The crew and the Dark Alliance members laughed as did Future Gir stupidly.
Bell Z: Gir!
Future Gir: What? I think it was funny too!
Future Zim: Quiet, Gir.
Luffy: Look, Davy, Karnage shouldn't have to be part of your crew just because...
Davy: Quiet! The last thing I need is some so-called king of pirates wannabe telling me how to do my business!
Jack: Anyway, we gave you payment. Two souls to serve on your ship are already over there.
Karnage motioned toward the ship now known to be the Flying Dutchman.
Davy: One soul is not equal to another.
Karnage: Aha! So we've establish my proposal is sound in principle, now we're just haggling over price.
Davy: Price? Pttt!
Nami: What are Jack and Karnage doing?
Jack: Just how many souls, do you think, our souls are worth?
Davy: 100 souls. 3 days.
Jack: You're a darling, mate. Send me back the boy and rodent-type person, we'll get started right off.
He prepared to head off, but he was stopped by Imaginary Ganondorf glaring at him.
Imaginary Ganondorf: Stay where you are, Sparrow.
Davy: I keep the boy and weasel, a good, faith payment. That leaves you only, oh, I say about 98 to go. Haha, haha.
Panther King: I doubt you would get enough souls in that time, Jack Sparrow. Makes me wonder how the you from my world would handle the Neo Masters of Evil's Davy Jones.
Jack: Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, a terrific soprano. Worth at least four, maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention...he's in love. With a girl.
That made the squid face pirate look shocked, though he's hiding it.
Karnage: Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony. Aye?
He paused for a moment, then neared the pirate and wolf.
Davy: I keep the boy and weasel. 98 souls-ah. But I wonder, Sparrow, Karnage...can you both live with this? Can you condemn innocent allies - friends - to a lifetime of servitude in your names while you both roam free?
Jack thought for a second before grinning.
Jack: Yep. I'm good with it. Shall we seal it in blood, I mean, uh, ink?
Jack and Karnage's marked hands were then grabbed by Davy, shaking them.
Karnage: Ah.
Davy: 3 days-ah.
The crew that were with him echoed the same thing as they released the crew and disappeared.
Axem Black X: Well, that sucks.
Axem Red X: Oh calm down. We'd deal with them...eventually.
Once Davy and the Dark Alliance members were gone, Davy and Karnage opened their hand each, noticing the black spot was gone.
Jack: Uh, Gibbs?
Gibbs: Yeah?
Jack: I feel sullied and unusual.
Future Danny: Well, nice one, Jack, Don. You just went and condemn Will and Psycho to the Flying Dutchman. What now?
Leomon: Probably find the souls or find a way out of this altogether.
Mad Dog: And how do we intend to harvest these 98 souls in 3 days?
Karnage: Fortunately, he was mum as the condition in which these souls need be.
Gibbs: (grins) Aah, Tortuga.
Jack and Sparrow then wiped their ink hands on Gibbs's and Mad Dog's vest, much to the latter's annoyance.
Jack: Tortuga.
Back on the Flying Dutchman though, the Dark Alliance members glares at the Black Pearl.
Luxord: Our enemies are obviously going to be up to something that will make things for the worst. Keep an eye on them, MetalSeadramon.
MetalSeadramon is heard laughing evilly as he follows the Black Pearl in secret. Back on the ship Elizabeth was on, the captain and the two sailors from before were talking to one another as the captain frowned.
Captain: It's an outrage. (throws down the papers) Port tariffs, berthing fees, war handling and, heaven help us, pilotage. Are we all to work for these India Trading Company, then?
Sailor #2: I'm afraid, sir...Tortuga is the only free post left in these waters.
Captain: A pirate port is what you mean. Well, I'm sorry, an honest sailor is what I am and make my living fair and I sleep well each night, thank you.
Just then, a familiar dress was floating by outside the window.
Sailor #1: (notices) Sir!
He pointed out to the window. They looked out the window, gasping as they saw the floating dress once more coming to them. They screamed, running outside. Outside, the group looked as the dress hung in mid-air. The other sailors, noticing, came as they also noticed. Unknown to any of them, Elizabeth was controlling the dress while the fourth sailor shouted, noticing it trying to point.
Sailor #4: She wants you to do something.
Captain: She's trying to give a sign.
The dress swept over a lantern, knocking it over with part of the deck igniting.
Captain: Over there! Look for a sign!
They rushed to the other side of the ship as quickly as possible. The woman sighed. Shey dropped the dress, jumping down from the mast. All while the second sailor noticed something on the water.
Sailor #2: Look, there! There it is! (points to the water) There's the sign.
There, they saw the dress in the water.
Sailor #3: I seen it.
Sailor #2: So we can be saved. Looks like entrails.
Captain: That'd be a bad sign.
They came down, with the others resuming hiding with Elizabeth coming up.
Elizabeth: (notices) What's that over there?
The crew moved toward them. The crew looked at the fire that was from the lantern spelling "Tortuga".
Captain: I think...we are supposed to go to Tortuga.
Back in Tortuga, men were tied up with ropes alongside a well while a man was tied up, being dunked in the well. He then came out with water in his mouth. In a tavern, glass bottles were hot off of people's head with some musicians playing a guitar & accordion. All while everyone was looking for new recruits.
Dende Lee: (notices) Hey, here comes one.
Ami: Let's get this started.
Gibbs: And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl?
The hopeful pirate cleared his throat.
Hopeful Pirate: Truth be told, I never sailed a day in my life. I figure I should get out and see the world while I'm still young.
Mad Dog: (grins) You'll do.
Gibbs: (points to a paper) Make your mark. Next!
The drunk pirate sighed as he began drinking.
Drunk Pirate: My wife ran off with my dog, and I'm drunk for a month, and I don't give an ass rat's if I live or die.
Dumptruck: Perfect! Next!
As the auditions continued, Jack held his compass, muttering to himself.
Jack: I know what I want, I know what I want, I know what I want.
He then opened it, but it was still not showing him what he had desired, much to his annoyance while a one armed pirate spoke.
One-Armed Pirate: Me have one arm and a bum leg.
Gibbs: It's the crow's nest for you.
Palmon: Why do I have a feeling we're being watched?
Jack: I know what I want.
He opened it, but once more, nothing happened.
Pirates: Next!
The old man grinned as he spoke.
Old Man: Ever since I was little, I've always wanted to sail the seas. Forever.
Gibbs: Sooner than you think. Sign the roster.
Old Man: Thanks very much.
He signed it while the wolf pirate looked at the cats using a chalkboard, marking lines indicating 4.
Karnage: How are we going?
Nemesis: Including those four?
Maximus: That gives us...four.
Jack, annoyed, shook his compass vigorously, trying to make the direction right while a man, though dirty and with messy clothing, came to them.
Danny: And what's your story?
Man: My story?
They nodded to him.
Man: It's exactly the same as your story, just one chapter behind. I chased a man across the Seven Seas.
Jack, realizing, closed his compass, looking for a spot to hide it quickly.
Man: The pursuit cost me my crew, my commission, and my life.
He grabbed a bottle of rum off a table, taking a swig, which was unlike himself. Just then, Gibbs gasped at the familiar face.
Gibbs: Commodore Norrington?
Digit: Ick, that's Norrington?
Gatomon: He doesn't look like a Commodore.
Norrington: No, not anymore, weren't you listening?
The three only looked a bit uncomfortable.
Seifer: I nearly had you all off Tripoli. I would've, if not for the hurricane.
Jack took a leafy plant, quickly hiding behind it.
Future Danny: Oh man!
Future June: Good Lord.
Gibbs: You didn't try to sail through it?
Norrington: So do I make your crew or not? You haven't said where you're going. Somewhere nice!
He got up, lifting the table and flipping it, making the three fall off the stool with the music stopping. Everyone stared while Jack tried walking out unseen by anyone.
Norrington: So am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow?
The man with the scar then spotted the pirate, pointing a pistol to him.
Norrington: Or should I just kill you now?
He ducked back and forth behind both sides of a large post with Norrington continued pointing the pistol.
Jack: You're hired.
Norrington: Sorry. Old habits and all that.
He prepared to shoot Future Jake and Future Betty forced him to point up the ceiling.
Future Jake: Easy sailor!
Future Betty: Stop!
It fired, with the bullet ricocheting off the lights, breaking a bottle someone was about to drink. Just then, he slugged someone while the brawl against each pirate began with the music starting again.
Then, Elizabeth arrived with her helping the former soldier fight off his attackers with the sword as Norrington kept on drinking.
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Few people in the bar: Ahhh!!!
Mickey: Amazing. We haven't done that gag in a while.
Sora: (noticed) Is that Elizabeth?
Courage: Huh? How did she get out of prison?
Shirly: It doesn't matter. We better help her out and quickly.
And thus the Digimon, Sam & Max, Sora, Courage, Shirly, the Disney gang, the rodents, Babylon Rogues, and the chosen mixed birth givers run to help Elizabeth in battle. Someone threw a bottle against the wall up the stairs. Jack and Karnage ducked as it smashed above their heads. He with the others kept going up while kept trading hats a few times.
Jack: Thanks, mate.
He touched the pirate's shoulder and the man fell off his perch on the railing.
Karnage: Oooh.
Future Jake: Whack! That one would hurt him!
Just then, Karnage stopped, letting two pirates proceed toward the edge on the balcony.
Karnage: Carry on.
Pirates: Heave!
The two pirates threw the carried man off the balcony as Karnage continued his way. Then, the music stopped as Norrington and the others with him were surrounded by sword, though he still held his bottle.
Norrington: Come on, then! Who wants some? For my lordly line, I'll have you one by one. Come on, who's first?
Elizabeth, frowning, grabbed the bottle from him, smashing it over his head and knocking him out.
Elizabeth: I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself.
The crowd cheered as they held their mugs for a toast, much to Grievous's annoyance.
Grievous: Ugh. Stupid priates.
Outside, Norrington was heaved out by some pirates to a pig's pen. They left carefully while only Elizabeth's group looked at him with pity.
Yumi Ti: Hoo boy.
Max: Ick. That's where someone like him deserve to be: in the mud.
The group helped Norrington up, much to Elizabeth's surprise at who's face it was. Unknown to any of them, a familiar assassin watched from the doorway of the tavern while a metallic Dark Master lurks from the water nearby.
Elizabeth: James Norrington. (sighs) What has the world done to you?
Delete: Hoo boy. We better help him.
MetalSeadraon: (thinking) Interesting. What could they be up to?
Back in the Flying Dutchman, inside Davy Jones' chambers, a familiar creature was playing the organ with his tentacles. He was growling as if in heartbreak as he looked at a strange locket while playing.
Davy Jones: (to himself) Calypso...
Back outside the ship, the crew with Bootstrap Bill were pulling hard on some rope to hoist the cannon down.
Crew: Heave! Heave! Heave!
At the other side, Will with Future Psycho were pulling some rope with Scratch and Grounder helping. Just then, Axem Red noticed the mast about to come apart.
Axem Red X: Secure the mast tackle, Mr. Turner. Secure it!
Both Will and Bootstrap looked up, noticing the mast about to fall.
Axem Red X: Get to it!
Both of them quickly rushed to the mast. Then, when Bootstrap and Will arrived, the two pulled the rope as Will shouted.
Will: Step aside!
Bootstrap Bill: Hey, mind yourself! Let go, boy!
Finally, due to the lightning flash, the older man finally recognized Will's face with shock and horror.
Bootstrap Bill: No.
Bootstrap let go of the rope, with the mast coming down fast and Will, hanging onto it, struggling futilely to keep it up. Then, the cannon crashed, smashing onto the deck. Luxord, noticing, glared at them.
Luxord: (points to Will) Haul that weevil to his feet.
The others, watching, saw Will being pulled up to his feet, being made to grab onto the ropes holding the sail.
Luxord: Five lashes are in my due. To stay honor.
He prepared to whip him, but Bootstrap stopped him, much to Future Psycho's shock.
Bootstrap Bill: No.
Axem Pink X: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Luxord: (glares) Impeding me in my duties? You'll share the punishment.
Cloud: I'll take it all.
All of a sudden, a familiar cyborg came to the deck as he spoke.
Grievous: Will you now? And what would prompt such an act of charity?
Cloud: (hesitates for a moment) My son. (looks at Sora) He's my son.
Sora, struggling from the hold of both robots named Loud and Froggo, glanced while looking shocked. The others that were with them noticed the three fathers, also looking shocked as well.
Maximus & Psycho: Dad!?
Grievous only glanced at both Sora and Cloud for a moment. Then, he began laughing a bit cruelly.
Grievous: Ahahaha ha! What fortuitous circumstance be this. Five lashes be owed, I believe it is.
Luxord gave him the whip, then the cyborg offered the blond cyborg the whip. The weasel and man looked a bit worried before Bootstrap shook his head.
Bootstrap Bill: No. No, I won't!
Then, a familiar figure came out to them.
Davy Jones: The cat's out of the bag, Mr. Turner. Your issue will feel its sting be it at Luxord's hand or your own.
He looked at his struggling son before looking back at the captain.
Bootstrap Bill: No.
He frowned under the mask before Jones gave the order.
Davy Jones: Luxord!
He was about to take the whip before Bootstrap snatched it.
Cloud: No!
The cyborg blond looked a the whip before looking at Will with the robots ripping the shirt back. Bootstrap sighed, having no choice before he started whipping his son, giving him five lashes. He was then dropped down the stairs into the hold, now with bloody lash marks on his back.
Axem Black X: You've had it easy, boy.
Future Psycho: Will!
The group went to him while trying to help him. Unfortunately, the angry Will only pushed everyone, especially his father, away.
Will: I don't need your help. I don't need anyone's!
Future Psycho: (frowns) In that case, just die already. Then ask if you ever want help again!
Will: What!? Now Psycho, I can explain-
Bootstrap Bill: Look, the Axem Rangers X pride themselves on cleaving flesh from bone with every swing.
Will: So I'm to understand what you did was an act of compassion.
Bootstrap Bill: Yes.
Will, realizing that, lost his anger before the three walked together. Unknown to either of the three, a spiritual energy glanced at the weasel.
Spirit: Hmmm...that weasel...I sense darkness all around him...perhaps he could be the key to my resurrection.
Then, the spirit followed quietly. Inside the ship, the father talked as they walked a bit.
Bootstrap Bill: 100 years before the mast. Loosing who you are, bit by bit. 'Till you end up, end up like poor, Wyvern, here.
They pointed to a creature sticking to part of the hull.
Bootstrap Bill: Once you've sworn an oath to the Hand, there's no leaving it. Not until your debt is paid.
Future Psycho: Hey, Will and I've sworn no oath.
Bootstrap Bill: Then you must get away.
Then, Will took out a familiar paper with a key drawing.
Will: Not until we find this. (unfolds it) The key.
Then, the creature's eyes opened before he began separating from the hull, much to the others' surprise. Then, he spoke a bit hauntingly.
Wyvern: The Dead Man's Chest.
Will: What do you know of it?
Wyvern: Open the chest with the key and stab the heart. (realizes) No, don't stab the heart. The Dutchman needs a living heart or there'll be no captain. If there's no captain, there’s no one to have the key.
Will: So the Captain has the key.
The creature yelped, realizing what he did before, played mum a bit.
Future Psycho: Where is the key?
Wyvern: Hidden.
Will: Where is the chest.
Wyvern: Hidden.
The creature reattached himself to the hull after that with the group looking concern.
Back in Tortuga, Elizabeth's group began following Jack and Karnage to the Black Pearl with Norrington following.
Elizabeth: Captain Sparrow?
He turned, noticing them, though Elizabeth were dressed as males still.
Karnage: Come to join me crew, lad?
Sparrow: Me crew, don't forget that Karnage. And it seems that our friends has found this young one.
Zoro: Welcome aboard.
Elizabeth: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack: I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Future Bloo: Besides, the thought of two men making love to one another? Gross!
He looked a bit alarmed, motioning the ones with him to shoo Elizabeth away while Norrington started throwing up into the bay much to the disgust of some of the group.
Females: Eeeew!
Hiram: Okay, I didn't need to see that.
Jet: Actually Jack, you aren't what she meant.
Elizabeth: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
He recognized the voice before turning, noticing Elizabeth removing her hat and letting her hair down.
Jack: Elizabeth?
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Offscreen voices: Ahhh!!!
Luffy: (confused) What so scary this time?
Nami: Never mind that. Way to go making it here, Elizabeth.
Jack: (to Gibbs) Hide the rum.
The pirate and the two dogs quickly took the bottle from his hand and walked onto the ship. The friends hugged as Brandy spoke.
Brandy: What now?
Karnage: (notices) You know those clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
Elizabeth: Sparrow, Karnage. I know Will came to find you, where is he?
Future Danny: Uh...
Future June: Should we tell them or should you?
Storm: Wow! Funny you should mention that! Because...
Jack: (interrupting)Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me and/or Karnage, the poor boy and the weasel have been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.
Future Sarah: (mumbled) "Nothing to do with him and/or Karnage?"
Elizabeth: Davy Jones?
Norrington: (still throwing up) Oh, please. The Captain of the Flying Dutchman?
Jimmy Two-Teeth: (sarcastic) No, the captain of the bunnies. Wake up!
Karnage: Norrington? You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it, if your standards are lax.
Jacke: You smell funny.
Most of the group: Jack!
Karnage: Hmm.
Elizabeth: All I want is to find Will.
Stan: And Psycho. Don't forget that weasel.
Jack: Are you certain? Is that what you really want most?
Elizabeth: Of course.
He placed his hand onto the woman's back, leading her to the side.
Jack: Because I would think, you'd want to find a way to save Will most.
Elizabeth: And you'd have a way of doing that?
Karnage: Well, there is a chest.
Norrington: (realizes) Oh, dear.
Nearby, MetalSeadramon was still spying on them, looking annoyed by some of Norrington's puke he has to shake off.
MetalSeadramon: Foolish human. If I didn't need to keep myself hidden, I'd send him to his grave for that. Hmmm, chest?
Jack: A chest of unknown size and origin.
Pintel: Which contains the still beating heart of General Grievous.
Ragetti immitated the still-beating eart after it was cut out, much to Meowth's embarassment.
Jack: And whoever possesses that chest, possesses the leverage to command Jones to do whatever it is he or she wants. Including saving brave William from his grim fate.
Norrington: You don't actually believe him, do you?
The others with Norrington looked like they did as Elizabeth spoke.
Elizabeth: How do we find it?
Karnage: With this.
Jack held up his compass toward her.
Jack: My compass...is unique.
Norrington: Unique, here, having the meaning of broken.
Jack: True enough.
The ex-Navy worker walked off, throwing up more.
Digit: (noticed) Gah! Do that away from us!
Karnage: This compass does not point north.
Elizabeth: Where does it point?
Jack: It points to the thing you want most in this world.
Elizabeth: (slightly blushes) Jack. Are you telling the truth?
Jack: Every word, love. And what you want most in this world...
He placed it on Elizabeth's hands.
Jack: ...is to find the chest of Davy Jones, is it not?
Elizabeth: To save Will and Psycho.
Karnage: By finding the chest of Davy Jones.
Jack opened the compass, briskly stepping away. The needle kept spinning and spinning before stopping resolutely. The pirate peered up cautiously, looking at the coordinates.
Jack: Mr. Gibbs!
Gibbs: Cap'n?
Jack: We have our heading.
Gibbs: (grins) Finally!
Dumptruck: (to the crew) Cast off those lines, weigh anchor, and trough that canvas!
With a sweep of his arm, he let his arm rest on Elizabeth, much to her friends' concern.
Jack: Ms. Swann.
Norrington, swaying a bit, followed as well as the group that became concerned.
Ragetti: Welcome to the crew, former Commodore.
He laughed, shoving a goat into his arms while Norrington groaned a bit.
Chris: Why do I have a feeling that I know where this is going to be going?
MetalSeadramon chuckles as he learns what Jack and the good guys are up to.
MetalSeadramon: Yes...so they're after Davy Jones's chest. Luxord and the members of the Dark Alliance must hear of this.
With that, MetalSeadramon dives back into the water silently. Back in Port Royal, the map was being painted still as Beckett unsheathed a sword that once belonged to Norrington.
Beckett: There's something to knowing the exact shape of the world and man's place in it. Don't you agree?
He turned to a familiar man frowning as he was chained and bedraggled with the guards watching him.
Swann: I assure you...
He held out his chained hands.
Swann: these are not necessary.
Beckett: I had you brought here because I thought you'd be interested in the whereabouts of your daughter.
Swann: (shocked) You have news of her?
Mercer: Most recently seen on the island of Pirate Island. They left in the company of the known pirate, Jack Sparrow, and other fugitives from justice.
Swann: Justice? Hardly.
Beckett: Including the previous owner of this sword.
He sheathed it back in.
Beckett: I believe. Our ships are in pursuit and justice will be dispensed by cannonade and cutlass and all manner of remorseless pieces of metal. (looks and glares) I personally find it distasteful to even contemplate the horror facing all those on board.
Swann: What do you want from me?
Beckett: Your authority as Governor, your influence in London, and your loyalty to the East India Trading Company.
Swann: (scoffs softly) To you, you mean.
He walked up to the Governor as he spoke.
Beckett: Shall I remove these shackles?
Swann: Do what you can for my daughter.
With a glance from Beckett, the guards unchained him.
Beckett: So you see, Mercer, every man has a price which he will willingly accept. Even for what he hoped never to sell.
Mercer: And what of your friend from Neo-Earth?
Beckett: Let him deal with finding what he's looking for. I will deal with mine.
Back in the Flying Dutchman, the crew on deck was swabbing and cleaning it up while three of the creatures were playing a strange game with dice, placing the cups down on the ground with the dice.
Creature 1: I wager ten years.
Creature 2: I match the wager.
Creature 3: Agreed.
Will and Psycho continued watching as Bootstrap came to them.
Bootstrap Bill: Wondering how it's played?
Will: I think we understand. It's a game of deception. The game includes all the dice, not just your own. What are they waging?
Bootstrap Bill: The only thing we have: years of service.
Future Psycho: So any crew member can be challenged?
Bootstrap Bill: Aye, anyone.
Will: I challenge Davy Jones.
Everyone stopped, staring at him. The fathers looked a bit worried, but before any of them or Psycho could speak, a familiar figure with the foes came stomping into the room.
Davy Jones: I accept.
Future Psycho: Oh man!
Then, a low table and some stools were brought up and the dice were laid out on the table.
Davy Jones: The stakes?
Will: My soul. An eternity of servitude.
Bootstrap Bill: No!
Davy Jones: Against?
Future Psycho: We want this.
Will laid the rolled up drawing on the table. He picked it up, looking at it. He was taken aback a bit while the others muttered with confusion.
Axem Yellow X: Is that suppose to be part of the game?
Axem Black X: (dryly) No.
Davy Jones: How do you know of the key?
Will: That's not part of the game, is it? (sits down) You can still walk away.
Future Psycho: Unless you can't handle it...Jonesie.
Axem Green X: Ooooh!
Davy Jones: Stop that! I'm in!
He sat down, taking out the key from inside his tentacles, showing it to the group. He placed it on one of his tentacles.
Davy Jones: I will enjoy your torture.
Gannondorf and the yellow Axem Ranger both noticed a ghostly figure watching toward Psycho. The Imaginary Man only smirked with the Axem Ranger only looking confused.
Axem Yellow X: Red, uh, does that ghost look like-
Axem Red X: Quiet, we're watching here!
Axem Pink X: It'd be better than the make-up full of spiders that I was pranked on.
Axem Green X: You're bluffing.
Axem Pink X: Oh really...
Just then, the spiders from a make-up bottle jumped toward the green ranger.
Scream
Axem Green X: AHHHH!! (shaking) Get 'em off! Get 'em off!
Both of them started shaking their dice, then they placed them down onto the table before noticing Bootstrap doing the same with his dice unexpectedly to Will and Psycho.
Davy Jones: What's this?
Bootstrap Bill: I'm in as well, matching his wager.
Will: No. Don't do this.
Bootstrap Bill: Die's cast. I bet three two's. It's your bid, Captain.
Davy Jones: Four four's.
Will: Four five's.
Bootstrap Bill: Six three's.
We see there were five five's on one of the dice sets.
Davy Jones: Seven five's.
Unknown to Will, the creature actually have three five's and Bootstrap's had two three's and three two's.
Will: Eight five's.
He grinned while chuckling.
Davy Jones: Hehehe, welcome to the crew, lads.
Boostrap Bill: Twelve five's.
The captain stared at him as Bootstrap continued.
Bootstrap Bill: Twelve five's. Call me a liar, I upped the bid.
Davy Jones: And be called a liar myself for my trouble.
He lifted Bootstrap's up, revealing the true pieces before the captain glared.
Davy Jones: Bootstrap Bill, you're a liar and you will spend an eternity on this ship.
He then turned to Will and Psycho.
Davy Jones: Will and weasel, feel free to go ashore....the very next time we make port.
All the crew laughed cruelly while the captain left.
Axem Pink X: Oh, and until then, which would probably be never, enjoy your stay.
She kissed Will on the cheek, much to his disgust.
Scream
Offscreen Voices: AHHHH!!!
Axem Red X: (annoyed) Knock it off!
Future Psycho and Will only glanced at his father.
Will: Fool. Why did you do that?
Bootstrap Bill: Because you'd lose.
Future Psycho: It was never about winning or losing.
Bootstrap Bill: (realizing) The key...you just wanted to know where it was.
Ghost: (to himself) This weasel...he is special...perhaps his darkness could prove useful to me once I take him...
That evening, most of the robots were asleep/shut down for the night while Bootstrap walked up to the one at the helm.
Bootstrap: Captain says we're to relieve you.
The pirate cocked his head inquirlingly.
Bootstrap: (shrugs) Captain's orders.
He sighed, heading away from Bootstrap. With Will and Future Psycho, they creeped up into the sea creature's cabin where Davy was sleeping at the organ. The group crept up to him, with Will using the quill to raise his tentacles up, trying to get the key on one of the tentacles. The man yelped, dropping a tentacle onto the keys, clutching it as the captain groaned, about to awaken.
Future Psycho: (quietly) We're dead.
Just then, the locket opened up, playing a soothing tune and driving Davy back to sleep. When he was completely asleep, Future Psycho tugged on the keys, eventually taking it with Will replacing it with the drawing. The group walked out of the deck with the key on Will's neck and the bags on their shoulders.
Will: (quietly) Let's go.
As they left, the locket continued playing until it stopped. A bit later, the two came out as Bootstrap shouted while they were near the lifeboat.
Bootstrap: Here.
They were given a knife each.
Bootstrap: Take these, too. Now get yourself to land and stay there. After all...It was always in our blood to die at sea.
Will: It's not a fate you had to choose for yourself, either.
Bootstrap: I... I could say I did what I had to when I left you to go pirating. But it would taste a lie to say it wasn't what I wanted. You owe me nothing. Now, go.
Future Psycho: They'll know you helped us.
Bootstrap: (laughs) What more can they do to me?
Will held the knife as he shouted.
Will: I take this with a promise, we'll find a way to sever Davy Jones's hold on you and not rest 'till this blade pierces his heart. I will not abandon you, dad. (pauses) I promise.
With that, Sora and Future Psycho got on the boat, then headed off. Unknown to them, the two and Bootstrap was secretly spy on.
Imaginary Ganondorf: So, your report is correct, MetalSeadramon. They are indeed after Davy Jones's heart. Very clever.
Axem Yellow X: I say we get them now!
Luxord: Wait until morning before we start telling old Davy. We should give Will and his new friend a...head start.
Back on the White Pearl, as most of the crew was taking care of the ship, the wolf looked at the letters he and Jack were given.
Karnage: Beckett.
Elizabeth: Yes, they're signed "Lord Cutler Beckett of the East India Trading Company."
He held the letters closer, studying the signature before sticking his tongue out toward the letters.
Dumptruck: They was working for Beckett and never said a word.
Jack: Ah.
Gibbs: (ponders) Beckett wants the compass. Only one reason for that.
Jack: Of course. He wants the chest.
Sheriff: Yes, he did say something 'bout a chest.
Sora: ANd what he wants, we're not going to give it to him.
Future Danny: (realizing) If the Company controls the chest, they control the sea.
Karnage: A truly discomforting notion, Daniel.
Gibbs: Baaad! Bad for every mother's son what calls himself pirate. I think there's a bit more speed to be coaxed from these sails.
The others left as Gibbs shouted while the pirate dogs went to check the sails.
Gibbs: Brace the foreyard!
Jack: Might I enquire as to how you came by these.
He held up the Letters of Marque toward them.
Elizabeth: Persuasion.
Jack: Friendly?
Elizabeth: Decidedly not.
Jack: Will strikes a deal for these and upholds it with honor, yet you are the ones standing here with the prize. (reads) "Full pardon, commissioned as a privateer on behalf of England and the East India Trading Company..."
Unknown to him, Norrington and the others overheard the words as the wolf put the letters away, scoffing it off.
Karnage: As if anyone could be bought for such a low price.
Jack took the letters, much to Elizabeth's annoyance.
Luffy: Hey!
Elizabeth: Jack, the letters, give them back.
Jack: No. Persuade me.
She came up behind him, leaning in.
Elizabeth: You do know Sora and Will taught me how to handle a sword.
He turned, facing the female.
Jack: As I said...persuade me.
Elizabeth sighed, walking away as the others frowned to the wolf, walking with her. Norrington walked up to them, standing at the rail with a grin.
Norrington: (to Elizabeth) It's a curious thing, there was a time I would give anything for you to look like that while thinking about me.
Elizabeth: I don't know what you mean.
Norrington: Oh, I think you do.
Elizabeth: Oh, don't be absurd. Well, I trust him, that's all.
Lula: Just like I trust Karnage.
He laughed, walking away a bit before turning back.
Norrington: So you never wondered how your latest fiancee ended up on the Invisible Hand in the first place. Ha-ha-ha!
He shook his head, continuing his walk.
June: Weirdo.
Elizabeth took out the compass, opening it. The group looked at the directions changing before it pointed to Jack. Elizabeth, trying to hide the blushes, shook it a bit before closing the compass, looking a bit disturbed.
Nami: Uh, we'll get you something, okay?
Elizabeth: (nods) Okay.
Back at a familiar ship, Will and Psycho were sitting on a chair with blankets on themselves with some hot chocolate on their hands.
Captain: Strange thing, to come upon a long boat so far out in open water.
Will: Just put as many leagues behind us as you can. As fast as you can.
Captain: And what are we running from?
Future Psycho: Will, look!
The two noticed a familiar dress, draped onto the chair. They went to it as Will spoke with concern.
Will: That dress...
Future Psycho: Uh, sir, where did you get these?
Captain: It was found aboard this ship. The crew thought it was a spirit bringing some omen of ill fate.
They picked up the dress as Will sighed.
Will: That's foolish.
Sailor 1: Ah, yes, exceedingly foolish.
Sailor 2: It brought good fortune. The spirit told us...pull in at Pirate Island. And we made a nice bit of profit there.
Captain: Off the books, of course.
Will: I imagine...some of your crew may have jumped ship there.
Captain: Why do you ask?
Just then, the first mate came running down into the cabin with some concern.
Back in the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, after realizing what had happened last night thanks to Luxord and company, held the drawing before clenching it, glaring angrily at the one that helped Will and Future Psycho escape.
Luxord: I got to say, I told you there would be treachery on your ship eventually and there is.
Davy grabbed Boostrap by the throas as he noticed the ship.
Davy: You will watch this.
A few of the crew started cranking the wheel, being lashed while doing so.
Davy: Let no joyful voice be heard. Let no man look up at the sky with hope. And let this day be cursed by we who ready to raise...the Krakken!
Imaginary Ganondorf: And just to show what would happen to anyone else who dares try to cross us again, the Krakken will have some backup, courtesy of MetalDragmon!
The father had a worried look as he shouted.
Bootstrap: Nooooo!
Axem Green X: Ha ha ha! Now we're going to see some fun!
Bootstrap try moving, but was held back.
Axem Red X: Watch the ship because that will be where your boy will meet his demise!
The crank boomed as it crashed down, due to reaching maximum capacity down into the water. At the ship, while Will and Future Psycho got on the crow's nest, there was a commotion as everyone saw the Flying Dutchman.
Future Psycho: I think we've doomed us all.
Will: It's the Flying Dutchman!
Future Psycho: I have a bad feeling about this.
The ship shuddered from a huge blow as the two nearly fell off the crow's nest, hanging by a line.
Two: Whoa!
The crew on the ship flopped down as well, grunting during the shaking. After a moment, they got up for a moment.
Sailor #1: Mother Clarice's chickens, what happened?
Sailor #2: Must've hit a reef.
Just then, there was some water bubbling on the side of the ship. The captain, noticing, looked a bit worried.
Captain: (to the crew) Reel the rudder, Hard to port, then hard to starboard.
Sailor #4: Reel in rudder!
Sailor #5: Help the port!
Scream
All of a sudden, the captain screamed as he was snatched by a tentacle clean off his ship. He reappeared.
Scream
The captain is screaming more as he was being pulled toward the watery grave. Finally, he was pulled into the water, just as the crew finally heard the scream, noticing the tentacles.
Sailor #4: Tentacruel!
Suddenly a familiar evil Dark Master rose out of the water laughing evilly.
MetalSeadramon: And let's not forget me! Who said the Krakken should have all of the fun, eh?
All the crew began panicking as they ran around in circles. The tentacles, meanwhile, creeped up the sides, snatching many sailors off the deck, screaming as each one were taken. Will and Future Psycho jumped to the sail, sliding down a bit too fast with their knives pulling them down too quickly.
Future Psycho: No, no, no!
They finally were off the sails, collapsing toward the ground.
Two: Ugh!
MetalSeadramon: River of Power!
The evil Digimon fires a blast at the ship very hard. causing it to be broken in two. It is soon being dragged down in a slimy embrace. Will and Future Psycho were flung underwater as most of the others were sent to their watery doom into a slimy mouth. Underwater, the three noticed a giant creature devouring the last of them.
Will: (thinking) The Krakken!
The two quickly got onto the surface, gasping for air.
Will: Darn, that was close.
Future Psycho: Calm down, we're alive, aren't we?
They swam to a piece of the deck, floating in the water. They looked as they saw the Flying Dutchman coming alongside the wreckage. The two, nodding, slid off, swimming to it. All while the dress from earlier only float on the surface of the sea, much to the creatures notice. On deck, the hammer-head shark priate came to him, saluting.
Hammer-head shark pirate: The boy and the weasel's not here, they must've been claimed by the sea.
Davy: (frowns) I am the sea.
He walked to the father, who had worried looks.
Davy: (mockingly) You need time alone with your thoughts.
Axem Black X: In other words, go down below and feel stupid for helping your son escape and for dragging him into this!
Luxord: What of the survivors?
There, lined up, the five remaining sailors were lined up while Will and Future Psycho peeked a bit, clinging to the side of the ship.
Davy: There are no survivors.
The crew members rose their swords, then slash at them. The two looked away from the scene as screams were heard before they turned, only seeing the bodies remain.
Axem Yellow X: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Man, they are in your locker now, eh Davy? BTW, you made sure to change your gym socks and work out less eh? That place musta stink?
Axem Red X: (hits Axem Yellow X) You mistaken him for another Davy, stupid!
Future Psycho: (quietly) Oh man, that could've been us.
Will: Shh, he's looking! Hide.
They noticed the creautre sensing something. Davy looked around, trying to find the two, though he saw nothing. Davy finally turned to the crew.
Davy: The chest is no longer safe, chart a course to Isla Cruces. Get me there first or it'll be the devil to pay.
Imaginary Ganondorf: It's like we have told Davy around the same time we told him of the ruse. Who shoved those thieving charlatans onto his ship? Who told them of the key?
Davy: (narrows his eyes) Jack Sparrow.
As the Flying Dutchman sailed, Will and Future Psycho hid themselves in the mouth of the bow of the ship while the dress finally sank into the sea.
Back on the Black Pearl, Elizabeth was sitting on the stairway, looking at the ship and the people going about while Jack went to her.
Jack: My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are...troubled.
Elizabeth: (sighs) I just thought I’d be married by now. I'm so ready to be married.
The pirate opened the lid from the bottle of rum. He gave it to her as she took it, drinking it while looking a bit upset.
Jack: You know...(clears throat) Lizzy, I am Captain of a ship and being captain of a ship I could, in fact, perform a marriage right here. Right on this deck. Right...now.
Frowning with more disgust, she shoved the bottle back onto his hands, walking away.
Elizabeth: No, thank you.
He followed her.
Jack: Why not? We are very much alike you and I. I and you...us.
Elizabeth: Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center. And personal hygiene.
The others, passing by, looked at themselves, with Jack sniffing himself a bit before continuing.
Jack: Trifles. You will come over to my side, I know it.
Elizabeth: You seem very certain.
Jack: One word, love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day...(nears her) you won't be able to resist.
The pirates and Neo Outsiders with them only sighed at what was happening.
Ariel: Oh great, why did she had to end up having a crush on a pirate?
Future June: Could be worse...
Nemesis: How?
Future Danny: (points to Karnage) She could have ended up with a crush on Karnage.
Karnage: Hey!
Elizabeth sighed, turning to him.
Elizabeth: Why doesn't your compass work?
Jack: My compass works fine.
Elizabeth: (going near him) Because you and I are alike. And there will come a moment when you have a chance to show it. To do the right thing.
Jack: (grins) I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Elizabeth: You'll have the chance to do something...something courageous. And when you, you'll discover something. That you're a good man.
Jack: All evidence to the contrary.
Elizabeth: (laughs) No, I have faith in you. You want to know why?
Jack: Do tell, dearie.
As she continued, she leaned closer and closer to him.
Elizabeth: Curiosity. You're going to want it - a chance to be admired - and gain the rewards that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know what it tastes like.
Jack: I do want to know what it tastes like.
She caressed his cheek while continuing.
Elizabeth: But seeing as you're a good man, I know that you'd never put me in a position that would compromise my honor.
Jack smiled, starting to lean toward her to kiss. Unfortunately, just as he was almost to her lips, he noticed something wrong with his hand: the black spot had returned. He winced, snatching it away while leaning away from her.
Elizabeth: (smiles) I'm proud of you, Jack.
The wolf also noticed the familiar spot on his hand returning.
Karnage: Oh no!
Luffy: The spot's back!
Scream
Courage: AHHHH!!!
Eustace: Big deal!
Videl: Did you forget they're gonna be chased by a stupid Krakken and MetalSeadramon?
Sir Hiss: I didn't.
Prince John: I just hope those villains haven't recruited more villains while we're here.
Mouser: I have a feeling they have...I don't know how, I just have a sense they will.
Green Bros.: Don't worry, as long as the Koopa Bros are here, we'll handle anything.
Shirly: (rolls eyes) Oh really...
Former Toys Next Door: We'll help!
One Piece Pirates: Right!
Gibbs: Land-ho!
Hearing the words, he began to head off.
Jack: I need my jar of dirt.
He headed off, searching for it.
Nemesis: Something tells me a battle's going to take place.
Kohaku: By the way, has anyone noticed something odd with Sakura?
Betty Cat: What do you mean?
Kohaku: Well, recently, she's been in her room in certain nights. I can't help thinking that something's up.
Maximus III: You worry too much.
Maximus: It's not like she's getting a crush on a villain.
Later, back in the dimension, Argit glanced at the place.
Argit: Great, stuck here for over a week and already I'm getting bored.
He glanced at Vlad, who was looking smugly at him.
Argit: What the hell are you looking at?
Vlad: You have two girlfriends. Lucky you. Not every day you get fiery girl and icy she-cat for girls.
Argit: Will you shut up? It was that one time, all right!? We were bored waiting for Warren while you were taking care of those kittens. We had to do something while we wait!
Vlad: (notices) French Duck returns!
Then, out of the portal came a familiar blue haired duck.
Le Quack: Bonjour, I have returned. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
The other villains gathered as they glanced at him.
Doom: Well? What did you find?
Le Quack: Villains, as you have requested. Most of them prove very valuable...
He looked back at the opened portal, speaking in French.
Le Quack: Le moment est venu. Montrez-vous maintenant.
Voice in Portal: Uh, what-what were you trying to say?
Le Quack: (angrily) Show yourselves before I make le leaders destroy you.
Voice in Portal: Okay, okay, yeesh!
Then, out of the portal, there came some strange beings, one Argit was familiar with.
Argit: Oh crap, not that stupid mutt that damn Cryptkeeper holds along with other monsters!
Wolf: (angrily) What?! What are you doing here, Argit?
Argit: None of your business...Bobby.
Wolf: (annoyed) Grah! It's Bobcat, not Bobby!
Argit: How the hell did you get out of that prison anyway?
Bobcat: I dunno. I looked down from the glass bottom where the prison was. There, I saw this ghost, and these kids along with three robots fighting against it. I don't know who they were, but when that tablet thing came out, I noticed the door to my cell unlocked, so I took the opportunity to escape the Cryptkeeper's place, then I met this guy who speaks weird-
Machinedramon: Wait a minute, you mean to tell me the prison you were held in contains a temple?
Merlock: Tell me...Bobcat, was it? Did the shape happen to look like something of time of some sort?
Bobcat: I don't know, I really wasn't paying much attention to that.
Le Quack: I would've recruited more than him at le place, but other cells locked up when I met him.
Wacky: (crosses his arms) What's your excuse in being bad?
Bobcat: I killed two pigs, framed the other, then after getting out of that zombie pig monster, ate the other one.
Curser: Great, something that dumbass wolf, Zeke, wouldn't do...I like it!
Hyper: Yeah, he's useful all right...though he is stupid.
Bobcat: (anger mark) Cut that out!
Argit only frowned at the situation.
Puppetmon: (notices) Look at this, three little brats.
Soda Popper 1: Hey, watch it!
Soda Popper 2: Yeah, back off!
Soda Popper 3: You don't want to mess with the Soda Poppers.
Rat King: Soda Poppers? Sounds like a rock band my father use to have.
Soda Poppers: We're Specs, Whizzer, and Spud!
Gothika: And what can you three do?
Specs: Well, we do have this enemy...ever heard of Sam & Max?
Piedmon: (annoyed) Who hasn't?
Whizzer: If you hire us, we'll help you in any way possible.
Spud: All we want is vengeance against them!
Terrence: Awesome...you're hired.
Other Villains: Terry!
Terrence: Hey, what did I do?
Xemnas: (notices) And what is with this...this purple tentacle?
Purple: I am Purple, and I was given the opportunity to get vengeance against those that wanted me to never become the genius I am now and take over the world.
Demyx: So what do you do?
Purple: I can use this laser to shrink people. I'd use it twice, but it takes too long to charge up.
Puppetmon: (groans) Great, another whack job. What's next, a stupid monkey who sings and dances annoyingly?
Just then, that monkey mentioned with a bear attached to him slid to the center, posing with his shades glistening.
Monkey: Yeah!
Puppetmon: (yelps) Oh no, not you, Etemon!
Etemon: That's right, I'm back!
Scream
Offscreen Voice: AHHHH!!
Puppetmon: My point exactly.
Digimon Emperor: What next?
Man: How about me? Just call me Ruber and these are my minions.
A few men chuckled with the griffin looking at the others.
Ruber: I have killed and slained many people, and I plan to become ruler. I heard you can help me on that.
The other villains looked at one another before Doom shook hands with him.
Doom: Consider yourself hired.
Back with the pirates, on a rowboat, Karnage, Jack (with his jar), Elizabeth, Norrington, Pintel, Raghetti, the One Piece pirates, and Neo Outsiders were on a rowboat heading to shore, a place namely Isla Cruces.
Jessie: You're pulling too fast.
James: You're pulling too slow.
Meowth: We don't want the Krakken to catch us. I'm saving me strength for when it comes.
Pintel: Just don’t think it's Kraken, anyways. Always heard it says Kray-ken.
Ragetti: What with the long 'a'?
Pintel: Aha.
Ragetti: No no no no no. "Kroken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Kraken"'s closer to that.
Pintel: Well, we ain't original Scandinavians, are we? Kray-ken.
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature; I can calls it what I wants!
On shore, Jack placed his coat on the boat, picking up a shovel while looking at the two pirates.
Jack: Guard the boat; mind the tides...don't touch my dirt.
Pintel & Ragetti: (confused) Dirt?
With that, they with Stan, Heff, and Team Rocket were left behind with the boat as the others followed Elizabeth across the island. As they did, the girl looked at the compass. Eventually, Elizabeth was walking in circles, with the compass pointing to Jack once more, frowning.
Elizabeth: (shakes it) This doesn't work. And it certainly doesn't show you what you want most.
She sighed, sitting down with her legs crossed on the sand. Karnage, noticing something, walked over, looking at the compass, pointing to where Elizabeth was sitting.
Karnage: Yes, it does, you're sitting on it.
Elizabeth: Beg pardon?
He shooed her off of the sand.
Jack: Move.
He whistled to the others before they began digging. Back with Team Rocket's group, the four were starting to goof off a bit while Jessie frowned.
Pintel: Guard the boat, mind the tide...
James, meanwhile, was trying to balance the shovel on his hand.
James: I can join the circus.
Meowth: Mind if I shine your shoes, sir?
Jessie: Oh, brother.
Unknown to either of them, the group were spotted by a familiar creature using his telescope.
Davy Jones: They're here. And I cannot set foot on land for near of a decade.
Hammer-head shark Pirate: Trust us to act in your stead?
Davy Jones: I'll trust you to know what awaits you should you fail! Down then.
Pink Axem X: Down in the water? But it'll ruin my make-up!
She was then shoved out to the water as the others laughed cruelly to her.
Pink Axem X: (annoyed) That's not funny!
She sighed, holding onto MetalSeadramon's back.
Pink Axem X: You heard him, let's go down.
MetalSeadramon: Fine, but don't expect our relationship to go any further than alliances.
Pink Axem X: (annoyed) What relationship?
The crew shouted as the ship began heading to the water. The two inside the mouth gasped, holding their breath and bracing themselves, went in the water as well.
With Ragetti, Pintel, Stan, Heff, Team Rocket, the group heard something splashing, turning around. There, they noticed a familiar ship appearing from the water with James's shovel falling off. They gulped, quickly heading off as they shouted.
Team Rocket: GUYS!!!
Stan: Crud, crud, crud!!!
Back with Jack and Karnage, he was meditating while Norrington continued digging and Nemesis frowned.
Nemesis: (sarcastically) Nice help you're doing, Wolf Man.
Zoro: Yeah, we'd doing all the hard work while you two...
Just then, as Future Sarah shoved the shovel down, she hit something. They heard it, all looking down into the hole. The group quickly got the sand off the wooden chest, removing it from the sand. The wolf broke it open, then it opened. There, there were many letters, a pearl necklace, documents, and a smaller chest. They leaned their ears to the chest, hearing a heartbeat on it.
Elizabeth: It's real.
Future Danny: (noticed) What's all that letters, necklace, and junk besides the chest?
Max: Let's swipe them!!!
Sam: No way, Max! We don't open other people's letters! They are probably filled lovey dovey crap!
Girls: (annoyed) So?!
Sam: (pause) Good point.
Norrington: (to Jack) You actually were telling the truth.
Jack: I do that quite a lot, yet people are still surprised.
Voice: With good reason.
Just then, they noticed two familiar wet figures, much to girls' shock.
Future Sarah: Psycho!
Elizabeth: Will!
They ran up to the two as they hugged their lovers.
Elizabeth: You're alright, thank God! I came to find you, Will.
The couples kissed while Norrington, out of jealousy, watched as the pirate and the wolf looked concerned.
Karnage: How did you get here?
Will: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack: (smirks) Not so easy is it?
Nami: (frowning) I can't believe you believe in that crap!
Will: But we do owe you thanks, Jack and Karnage.
Jack: You do?
Future Psycho: No duh, Sherlock! After you two tricked us onto that ship, to square your debt with old Davy.
Elizabeth: What?
Jack: (in a high voice) What?
Jet: Uh oh.
Wave: Not good.
Will: I was reunited with my father.
Jack: Oh, well, you're welcome, then.
With anger, she turned to the pirate and wolf.
Elizabeth: (angrily) Everything you said to me, every word was a lie!
Karnage: Pretty much. Time and tide, love.
Elizabeth: (to One Piece pirates and Neo-Outsiders) And you guys knew and didn't tell me!!!
Bell Z: Hey, don't go poking fingers at me!
Eustace: Right! I don't give a care what happen to them!
Muriel, annoyed, hits Eustace with the usual rolling pin.
Eustace: OW! What did I do?!
Chris: Why does he always say that when he clearly knows what he does?
Shirly: Stupid one.
Julayla: Look, Elizabeth, we woulda told ya earlier but...let's say it woulda ruin the script.
Elizabeth: (confused) What?
Fuzzy:: Forgets it!
Will took out the knife.
Jack: Oi, what are you doing?
Will: I'm gonna kill Davy Jones.
Just then, Jack brought out his sword and leveled it at him as did Karnage.
Jack: Can't let you do that, Turner. 'Cause if Davy Jones is dead, who's to call his terrible beastie off the hunt, eh?
Karnage: Right. I gotta at least get one Davy Jones off my tail.
He looked a bit reluctant, standing up a bit with the key still in his hand.
Karnage: Now, if you please.
He reached out for the key.
Jack: The key.
Will took out his sword, glaring to him.
Will: I keep the promises I make, Sparrow and Karnage. I intend to free my dad. And I hope you're here to see it.
Riku: Look, couldn't we...
Just then, Norrington took out his sword, pointing to Will with Future Psycho.
Norrington: I can't let you do that, either. So sorry.
Jack: I knew you'd warm up to me eventually.
He pointed his blade to Jack, Will to Norrington, Karnage to Future Psycho, and Future Psycho pointing his sword to Will. Just then Future Bloo points a sword at Sora
Sora: Hey!
Future Bloo: What?! They are all doing it!
Norrington: Lord Beckett desires the contents of that chest. I deliver it: I get my life back.
Luffy: You think you could get your life back just by giving one lousy heart to that blood sucking lunatic?! We have heard what he did back on our world, what's to say he would give you what you want on this one!!!!
Norrington: Say what you will, I will get my life back one way or another!
Karnage: Ah. The dark side of ambition.
Norrington: Oh, I prefer to see it as the promise of redemption.
The five began fighting one another, trying to hit one another.
Elizabeth: Stop it!
Unfortunately, she was ignored as Will fell.
Elizabeth: Will!
She kneeled to him, helping him up as Will shouted.
Will: Guard the chest, all of you.
Future Sarah: (frowns) How did I know this would happen?!
He ran after the ones fighting as Nami frowned.
Nami: No!
Zoro: Leaving me out of a fight? Out of the question!
Luffy: Don't keep me out of a pirate fight!!!
Most of the gang ran after the ones fighting. The One Piece pirates fought as well, all of them against one another.
Sora: Hey, everyone, who's side are you on?
Sanji: Pirates, force of habit.
Usopp: And it's not like any of you will get to it.
Future Psycho: I thought this was just some fad where everyone fights against each other, especially their friends.
Future Smart A**: (sweatdrops) Not funny, Psycho.
Future Sarah: This is not funny! This is no way for grown men to...
Elizabeth: (frowns) Oh, fine! Let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other, that's all there ever is. I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!
As she shouted, throwing rocks to the battle unsuccessfully, none of them noticed Pintell, Ragetti, Stan, Heff, and Team Rocket coming. There, the group noticed the battle of swords with Future Sarah sighing and Elizabeth throwing the rocks while those not fighting just watch.
Pintell: How'd this go all screwy?
Ragetti: Well, each wants the chest for himself, don't they? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Ol' Sparrow's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there - I think he's trying to settle some unresolved business with him and his twice-cursed pirate father.
Meowth: (confused) Wait, Bootstrap Turner's alive?! When did that happen?
James: It pays to see the movie, Meowth.
Future Sarah: (in the distance) This is madness!
Jessie: Sad.
James: (nods) Yeah.
Meowth: That chest must be worth more than a shiny penny.
James: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Terrible temptation.
Meowth: If we was any kind of decent, we'd remove temptation from their path.
Stan: (smirks) Hey Heff...imagine all the honey that could get us.
Heff: Hey yeah! Why continue trying to steal it when we could pay for it, eh?
The group looked at one another before they had grins on their faces, laughing and heading off to the chest. All while Elizabeth finished throwing her rocks.
She then fell to the ground, acting like she had fainted. She opened her eyes, noticing the battle still going on while frowning.
Future Sarah: You done this time?
Ariel: Weird. I feel like I done this before.
Future June: So what shall we do now?
Sheriff: Well, we could keep an eye on that ther chest until they get back, I guess. The Straw Hat people don't kill their enemies unless they are a threat or somethings.
Brandy: Yeah, let's keep an eye on the chest.
Courage: (noticed) Don't look now but some old 'pals' of ours are making off with the chest!
Just then, the group spotted Pintel, Ragetti, Stan, Heff, and Team Rocket running off with the chest. The group, noticing, ran after the group.
Butch: Hey, come back with the chest or we'd beat you up for no good reason! Actually, you idiots stealing the chest would be a good reason!!!
Back with the fighters, Karnage fell while fighting.
Karnage: Bugger.
Jack snatched the key, both he and Karnage, who got back up, running off while the others kept on fighting. Norrington pulled Will back, shoving him and the others to the ground with sand on their faces.
Norrington: (mockingly) By your leave, Mr. Turner.
Brook: Hey!
He made a mock bow before the group, noticing Jack and Karnage were gone, ran after him. On the beach, the pirates and the villains surfaced up, going to the chest, noticing it was gone.
Yellow Axem X: Oh no, the chest is missing!
Red Axe, X: I told you that you should have checked your oil earlier!
Yellow Axem X: I didn't have to go then before I was given the order.
Purple: (annoyed) Nevermind that! Where's the stupid Davy's heart?
Luxord: Obviously they have taken it somewhere. Search the whole island. Leave no one alive
Back on the island, Norrington was in pursuit of the wolf and the pirate. The three headed into an old building, fighting up the stairs. As they did, Norrington snatched the key with Jack and Karnage losing their balance. He grabbed the bell-rope, ringing the bell while going down. Will's group, catching up, went up while Luffy snatched the key from Norrington.
Luffy: Yoink. Hee hee hee!
They landed on the top-most level of the abandoned building.
Will: (mockingly) By your leave, Mr. Norrington.
Usopp: See ya, loser!
In anger, Norrington ran after the group that stole the key. Back on the beach, the pirates and the villains heard the bell tolling.
Bobcat: Huh? Dinner time, already?
Imaginary Ganondorf: No, that's the bell.
Rat King: Come on! Let's go towards the bell and get something already!
Terrence: (sweatdrop) Why is he in our group again?
Back with Will, he with his friends and Norrington fought outside. The pirate followed with a cautious step after them at a leisurely pace. Luffy, with the key in hand, was having a hard time fighting off Norrington while the pirate tried catching it. But as they fought, it was difficult. Jack snatched it as the others turned on him, glaring. They noticed Jack disarmed as Norrington spoke.
Norrington: (to Will) Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
Future Psycho: Be my guest.
Jack: Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself... aye? So whose fault is it really that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?
Norrington: Enough!
He swiped at the pirate, who somersaulted off the roof and landed safely on the ground.
Norrington: Unfortunately, Mr. Turner...he's right!
Nami: Hey, wait!
He then went back to fight Sora Will with the One Piece pirates and weasel fighting as well. Jack and Karnage, finding their swords, placed them up.
Jack: Still rooting for you, mate.
The two jauntly walked off with the key, now around Jack's neck, though they didn't watch where they were going, falling face first into an empty grave.
Karnage: Oof!
He looked around in confusion before it dawned to him on where he was at.
Karnage: Oh. Obviously I have seen this before, me thinks.
Back with Will, he with Future Psycho, and the One Piece pirates jumped off onto the waterwheel for the mill. Norrington followed, but under the weight of their jump, the rotting axle gave off, with the wheel starting to roll. Just as Jack and Karnage hoisted themselves out of the grave, the wheel rolled over them and they were pulled inside the wheel. As it turned, the key slid off the pirate's neck, snagging onto a nail. The fight stopped for a moment as the fighters on top stepped around the two's legs. Jack and Karnage eventually freed themselves, running for a moment inside the wheel before he was knocked by a metal bar and off the wheel.
Karnage: Ugh...I feel like I was in Epic Movie.
Back with the ones who stole the chest, they were still going through the jungle as Team Rocket laughed.
Meowth: We've got it!
Stan: Yeah! I can't wait until...
Then, they noticed the girls and the group stepping in their path, reaching out for their swords, though they realized something.
Elizabeth: Sarah, did you forget our swords?
Future Sarah: (realizes) Oh no, we musta lost them.
Pintel: (giggles) But we didn't forget ours.
They took out their swords with grins as Ragetti spoke.
Ragetti: 'Ello, poppet.
Heff: What's a poppet?
Stan: How should I know?
Grievous: (getting lightsabers out) I didn't forget my weapons! Now hand over the chest or...
But before anything else happened, the group stopped, staring at the giant wheel rolled by Norrington and the others fighters that were still fighting. Jack and Karnage, in pursuit, ran after them.
James: (confused) Didn't I saw that in Epic Movie?
The group with Team Rocket only shrugged, continuing to advanced toward the girls and the others. Then, a blaster hit the tree. They gasped, turning before they saw the pirares and the villains going toward them.
Le Quack: Well, well, what do we have here?
Sam: (noticed) The Soda Poppers?!
Specs: Time to get our revenge for getting us thrown into the pits of Hell and getting lava poured on!
Max: Oooooh! So that's where the lava from Easter Island went!
Future Greasy: (noticed) Ay carumba! It's that mean wolf who eats those piggies in last Tales of Crypt episode! Bobbie I think!
Bobcat: (annoyed) It's Bobcat!
Kari: (confused) I think I've done something like that before, except I'm still breathing!
Luxord: This is your last chance, give us the chest or die.
Ragetti: Uh...hold our swords, will you?
The two girls were given the swords while Pintel, Ragetti, Stan, Heff, and Team Rocket grabbed the chest and all of them quickly ran for it. Then, the chest was dropped onto the ground.
Future Sarah: The chest!
The ones with swords and weapons stepped into the fight, preparing to attack.
Sora: Okay, Luxord! We have beaten you before and we will do so again!!!
Back with Karnage, he finally caught up to the wheel, trying to run toward the inside. Before the wolf reached it, Psycho fell, noticing the key under him, snatching it. The two began fighting with the others soon joining as they fought desperately.
Psycho: Weird day, huh?
(BGM: Attack of the Koopa Bros from Paper Mario)
Back with the others, Elizabeth, Sarah, Pintel, and Ragetti shared swords as they fought the foes that attacked them with the others attacking the villains randomly.
Red Bros: Koopa Bros! Attack formation!
The four got together, going inside their shells before charging up. Then, each of them hit the Axem Rangers X.
Five: Ugh!
Black Axem X: Not cool!
Pink Axem X: My makeup!
Guilmon: Pyro Sphere!
Wargreymon: Terra Force!
Metalgarurumon: Metal Wolf Claw!
The attacks combined as they collided to the furry villains.
Swiper: Fox Fire!
The attacks were hit toward the Soda Poppers.
Specs: Hey!
Sam: Hey, horses.
Mouser: Finally, I can use these!
He brought out some familiar bob-bombs.
Hiram: I don't even wanna know where you got those.
Jimmy Two-Teeth: Second.
Mickey: Look out!
Mouser threw the bob-bombs toward the enemies, covering them in dust. The others quickly used their attacks, hitting and fighting their foes.
Leomon: Fist of the Beast King!
Ogremon: Bone Club!
Luxord dodged the attacks, glancing at each of them, including the Pokemon that were attacking.
Elizabeth: Sword!
Sarah tossed the sword to her.
Future Sarah: Sword!
Ragetti tossed his to her.
Pintel: Sword!
Elizabeth tossed her sword to him.
Ragetti: Sword!
The Ragetti caught it as he noticed.
Ragetti: How come you're not using a sword?
Meowth: What else? I'm a Pokemon, and I have attacks, duh! So do Jessie and James' Pokemon!
The ones with swords kept tossing while fighting a bit as the Pokemon and Neo Outsiders used their attacks. All while Axem Yellow chuckled, taking the now unattended chest.
Yellow Axem X: Ha-ha. It belongs to us now.
Back at the wheel, the wolf managed to break the string that was attached, taking his prize before signaling Jack and the two leaving the wheel quickly, latching onto a palm tree in time. All while the wheel rolled off to the slope. Then, the leaf they held onto broke off, making them land on the ground with a few solid coconuts.
Jack: That wasn't bright.
Just then, he saw the ranger rushing through the tree with the chest.
Karnage: Hmm.
Jack took one of the coconuts, throwing it toward him. He was hit, forced to be knocked off his feet and consequently knocked his head off. The ranger's body looked all over for the head.
Yellow Axem X: Hey. Hey! Follow my voice, follow my voice!
The body stumbled around a bit while the head groaned. Jack with Karnage, taking the advantage, walked up to the chest with the key.
Yellow Axem X: To the left. No! Other left. Go-
His head noticed the body walking into a palm tree, groaning.
Yellow Axem X: No, that's a tree.
Jack: Oh, shut it.
He turned the key in the lock, unlocking it. He then began to open the chest and lid, revealing a still beating heart.
Karnage: So this is the heart of Jones.
Jack: Right. Let's hurry.
He picked it up, looking amazed at it before Jack started stuffing it in his shirt just as the other heroes came running. Jack closed the lid of the chest, shutting it before he left, much to the Axem's head's notice.
Yellow Axem X: The boss is not gonna like this.
He was kicked away while Team Rocket's group resumed carrying the empty chest, unknown to either of them, as they ran toward the beach. At the beach, the wolf and pirate ran to the boat quickly.
Jack: Jar of dirt!
He looked in the boat, finding his jar, though spilling some dirt after opening it.
Karnage: Hurry!
Quickly, he stuffed the heart inside, covering it with some of the dirt he spilled out. Just as he closed the lid, Bobcat came toward him.
Bobcat: Well, well, well, look what we have here.
Karnage: Oh bugger.
Jack, picking up the oar, began fighting him.
Karnage: We'll just have to make due!
As Elizabeth's group made it to the beach as well, Will's group with Norrington were still rolling around on the wheel, which was heading to the beach. It rolled over a few foes the others were fighting with. Finally, with a groan, they stopped and they fell over with the wheel. Norrington and Will's group, dizzy, came out of the ride, having a bit of trouble walking and standing straight while nearly falling over. There, they noticed the robots fighting them.
Will: (frowns) Great.
Only Psycho laughed at the ride they took.
Future Psycho: Let's do it again!
All: No!
Future Psycho: What?
The pirates, Will, the ones with them, and Future Psycho tried walking to it, though they fell, looking like they couldn't get up. Norrington, however, was more successful as he ran over to the boat. He grabbed the letters Jack had in his jacket pocket, then noticed some spilled dirt. He then realized what the two did and had to do while getting something in his shirt.
Norrington: (to himself) Let's hope this works.
Only Luxord, on top of a tree, watched what he was doing.
With Team Rocket's group, believing they were clear, they went to the boat, placing the chest into it, pushing it it off. Will and Future Psycho, however, stopped them with their swords. They reached for their swords, but realized they were gone.
Future Psycho: Forgot something?
Meowth: We don't forget!
They began using claws, a net, and an oar against them. Then, Will spotted the chest, forgetting the two as he picked it up. The pirate, noticing, "accidentally" knocked Will out with his oar.
Jack: (pretending) Oops.
Elizabeth: (gasps) Sora!
She ran over to the man half in the boat.
Future Psycho: (glares) I know that wasn't an accident, pirate.
Karnage: No, but this is.
He then purposely hit Future Psycho, unknown to anyone else, with the same oar, knocking him out.
Future Sarah: (notices) Psycho!
She ran to the weasel in the boat.
Jack: Leave them lie! Unless you plan on using either to hit something with.
They glared at him while the rest of the heroes finally caught up with the pirates and villainhs (with Yellow Axem X's head reattached) closing in on them.
Nemesis: We're not coming out of this.
Norrington: Not with the chest. Into the boat.
He grabbed the chest as Ariel gasped.
Ariel: You're mad.
Norrington: Don't wait for me.
Takato: Hey, where....
He ran off, trying to distract the group of pirates and villains with the chest. He ran off while the crew followed.
Karnage: (concerned) I-I say we respect his final wish.
Luffy: You sure?
Jack: Right. We got what we came for.
Nami: But he...
Jack: We got...what we came for!
Pintel: Aye!
They shove off of land, heading back to the ship while they, minus Jack and Karnage, grew more concern. Norrington, meanwhile, ran through the trees for a while before he tripped and fell. He reached for his sword, but the pirates stopped his hand while they stepped on it.
Purple: Your bravery is wasted. I shall pry the chest away from your cold...dead...hands.
Whizzer: That's very lame.
Peepers: Right. Even I came up with better lines when seducing Sybil!
Specs: Please, let's not bring THAT up.
Norrington: Here you go.
He tossed it to Yellow Axem X, though it made him lose his head while the body grabbed the chest. The robots laughed at what happened while the piratew began to head away.
Yellow Axem X: What...hey, hey! Guys, wait up!
He rolled his head a bit, following the guys while Norrington only gave out a smirk.
Yellow Axem X: Come back here. Hey, wait! I got something to say...though I forget what it was earlier.
Nearby, Luxord smirks evilly.
Luxord: The fools has no idea of the surprise that will awaits them...as is the other Davy Jones back home...
In Atlantis, back in the NO world, the remaining members, after their escapades, had gathered around, though Mandy only frowned at a familiar figure with them.
Future Penny Gadget: Junior!
Future Bowser Jr: Hey, Penny.
The others hugged as only Future Mandy glanced at the Phage.
Future Mandy: All right, what the hell is the Teknophage doing here?
Phage: Calm down, Mandy, this is crucial...where's Carl?
There, they saw a familiar roach in bandages.
Carl: Ugh...damn...you...
He grunted, falling to the ground.
Yang: Yeah, he pretty much got beaten up due to his stupidity.
Yin: We had to let Master Yo send the other PPGZ guys back to their own dimension.
Master Yo: And it wasn't easy either.
Rini: And besides, if I use my Silver Crystal too much, I think it'll break and I'll lose my life.
Serena: No you won't...not if we find an alternative source.
Phage: I do remember one alternative way of opening portals without exhaustion...though you need all three crystals to make it work.
Marie Lumpkins: You want us to sacrifice the four crystals?
Phage: No, just the future ones...and I believe I know where the future versions of the Triforce and Gold Crystals are...
His claws glowed as he placed them onto both Rini and Marie's chests.
Phage: Extraction!
The girls screamed with the other heroes becoming worried.
Berry: What are you doing!? You're hurting them!
Phage: Does it look like they're hurt?
Then, to their surprise, two glowing crystals came out of their bodies. The two girls groaned, kneeling to the ground.
Marie Lumpkins: That's...
Rini: The missing Gold and Triforce Crystals from the dead future...now I remember what happened to them: The Silver Crystal used its power to fuse them with our bodies.
Snake: Ssso, you're telling usss that if all three of them from the dead future are usssed together, then...
Phage: That's right, it can open portals without harm, you just have to use the Triforce Crystal to link it.
Rini glared as she touched the Triforce Crystal.
Rini: I'll do it...Gold, Silver, and Triforce Crystals...for my desire...I desire a portal to bring back our missing friends!
Then, a portal began to open up with Galaxia looking interested.
Galaxia: Soon, we shall arrive.
Back on the Black Pearl, Will and Psycho groaned, starting to awaken while the two noticing their friends all around them. They sat up while Will spoke.
Will: What happened to the chest?
Elizabeth: Norrington took it to draw them off.
Pintel and Ragettii, meanwhile, were bickering while pulling the sails.
Pintel: You're pulling too hard!
Ragettii: You aren't pulling hard enough.
He hung onto the rope while Meowth sighed.
Meowth: I swear you two sound like a married couple when you both argue like that.
Both: We do not!
Future Psycho: (notices) Toon Patrol, Sora, Jack, everyone...oh, and Wolfie over there, too.
Sheriff: (sarcastically) 'Tanks alot.
Mad Dog: (notices) Captain? Where's the Commodore?
He clutched onto the jar as he spoke.
Jack: Fell behind.
Gibbs: My prayers be with him. (shrugs) Best not wallow in our grief.
Dumptruck: The bright side is: you're back. And made it off free and clear.
Just then, the group gasped as they saw a familiar ship coming out of the water next to pearl
Ariel: (frightened) Ah, the F-
Sarah: Please, keep it to yourself!
Future June: Oh crap.
Future Danny: Not good.
Future Jake: What!?
Future Betty: Yipes!
Only Sir Hiss fainted from what had happened.
Jimmy Two-Teeth: I knew I should have stayed behind!
Gibbs crossed himself while Jack pushed him out of the way.
Jack: I'll handle this, mate. Oi, Davy!
He then held up the jar of dirt, smirking.
Jack: Lose something, aye? Oup!
He started to lose his footing, falling a short way down the stairs with his dirt. The crew and the rest "ooh" and cringed in sympathy at his fall. He got up, holding the jar again.
Jack: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git. Look what I got. (sing-songy tone) I've got a jar of di-irt, I've got a jar of di-irt, and guess what's inside it?
Future Bloo meanwhile is holding up a cellphone to take a video footage of Jack doing his little dance.
Grievous: (annoyed) Bloo, what are you doing?
Future Bloo: I wanna to tape this so I can remix it on Youtube later on!
Yumi Ti: Bloo, someone has already did a remix called 'I Got A Jar Of Dirt'!
Future Bloo: Yeah, but did they do it in real life? Heck no!
Davy: Enough.
The covers for the Dutchman's cannons slid down with the cannons being revealed, making the pirate lose his grin.
Jack: Hard to starboard.
Gibbs: Hard to starboard!
Usopp turned the wheel frantically, trying to turn the Pearl.
Usopp: Crap, crap, crap!
Maximus: Raise up the foreyard!
Davy: Rack the starboard! Send his beloved Pearl back to the depths.
The cannons fired with some of them hitting the Pearl as it retreated. Ragetti then spotted the ship in pursuit through a cannon-made hole.
Raggeti: Ahhh! She's on us! She's on us!
Jessie: (annoyed) Oh shut up! Jeez, you are more annoying than James on a bad hair day!
James: (whiny) Hey, now that was low!
Davy: Let them taste the triple guns.
Undead pirate: Aye, Captain.
The triple cannons were rolled out in the front as they fired, giving the ship further damage. The wolf, shoving Usopp aside, took the steering wheel. Will maneuvered the sails with the hand on the rope over to another.
Will: Make fast!
Meowth pet the ship's railing.
Meowth: Don't let me down. Show us what you've got.
Jessie: She's falling behind!
Mouser: Thank goodness!
Dumptruck: Aye, we've got her.
Future Psycho: We're the faster?
Gibbs: Against the wind the Hand beats us, that's how she gets her prey. But with the wind...
Sora: (grins) We've got her advantage.
Gibbs: Aye.
Black Axem X: Damn it to hell! We are out of range!
Davy: Break off pursuit, run on light and douse canvas!
Peepers: Huh? We're giving up???
Davy show his wicked smile. The Soda Poppers smirked back. Then, the crew worked on calling the tentacled beast once more.
Imaginary Ganondorf: (smirking) MetalSeadramon, you're on.
Back at the Pearl, the others noticed the ship not chasing them anymore.
Bell Z: They've given up.
Future Gir: Yaaaaay!
The crew cheered with Meowth, James, Pintel, and Ragetti doing a jig. Will and Psycho only frowned.
Will: (to Jack) My father's on that ship.
Future Psycho: (to Karnage) If we can outrun her, we can take her. We should turn and fight.
Karnage: Why fight when you can negotiate?
Jack: All one needs is the proper leverage.
LuffY: Ugh, and you call yourselves pirates!
He placed the jar of dirt on the banister, petting it. The ship shuddered to a halt, then the jar fell, breaking, scattering his dirt everywhere. Jack ran down, sifting through the dirt, but he realized something wrong: the heart was not inside.
Jack: (worried) Where is it? Where is the thump thump?
Karnage: What!? But how?
Black Bros: We must've hit the reef.
He pointed down where the water was bubbling under the hull. Then, Psycho's eyes widened in horror.
Will: No. It's not a reef!
Future Psycho: (grabs Sarah) Get away from the rail!
Ariel: What is it?
Maximus: The Krakken and MetalSeadramon.
Sora: To arms!
Gibber whispered to Gibbs' ear.
Gibbs: He says "Load guns, defend the mast!"
Sora: It'll attack the starboard, I've seen it before.
Will: Roll out the cannons and hold for my signal.
The cannons were loaded as they prepared to fired. Just then, the monster's tentacles began creeping up to the ship's sides.
Muriel: Easy boys.
Future Frankie: (notices) Guys?
The tentacles rose higher.
Sheriff: Steady! Steady.
Future Mac: (notices) People?
They started feeling around the ship.
Brandy: Hold. Hold!
Jessie: I think we've held fire long enough!
Future Sarah: (notices/shouts) GUYS!
Sora's Group: Fire!
The cannons fired as the monster was hit by the tentacles, retreating a bit while slightly wounded. The crew all cheered as Will frowned.
Will: It'll be back. We have to get off the ship.
Nemesis: (notices) There's no boats.
There, they saw the wrecked boats as Sarah sighed.
Future Sarah: That's what I tried telling you.
Future Greasy: Now you tell us!
Future Stupid: Duh, tell us what?
Sir Hiss: Now what?
Then, Sora noticed a barrel of powder rolling across the deck.
Sora: Pull the grates; get all the gunpowder onto the net in the cargo hold.
The males gave the unarmed ones a rifle each.
Future Psycho: Whatever you do, don't miss.
Future Sarah: As soon as you're clear.
The crew were busy pulling the grates off while loading the net and powder.
Stan: We are short-stocked on gunpowder. Six barrel!
Mad Dog: Guys! There's only half a dozen kegs of powder.
Digit: Then load the rum!
Everyone became quiet, staring at Brandy for a moment. After some hesitation, the crew stared expectantly toward Mad Dog.
Mad Dog: Aye, the rum, too!
His face contorted in mourning as the rum was loaded onto the net. Karnage and Jack, meanwhile, were rowing away from the Black Pearl.
Nemesis: (to the future cats) Step to.
Ariel then spotted the two in a rowboat.
Ariel: You cowards.
Hiram: Even I wouldn't run away from a battle like this!
Luffy: Hey, MetalSeadramon! Take this! Gum Gum Rocket!
He punched the creature with his rubber attack. Another boom was heard as the ship shuddered again.
Future Zim: Not good.
The Krakken attacked once more, more vigorous that time as its tentacles smashed straight into the ship at both sides with Sora's group loading the rum and gun powder.
Sora: Haul away!
Dumptruck: Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!
The two wreaked havoc, grabbing and tossing many sailors around, breaking everything in the bottom hold. One of them was pulled through the porthole with a lot of cracking bones right between Team Rocket.
Team Rocket: Gah!
Karnage and Jack, meanwhile, were still rowing a bit. He stopped, looking at his groaning ship, then looked back at the island he was about to head to. Jack looked at the compass, though we don't see where it was pointing.
Karnage: What now?
Jack: I have to think we have no choice.
All while Mad Dog was trying to help a pirate away from the tentacle.
Mad Dog: I gotcha! I gotcha!
Unfortunately, the grip was too strong as Mad Dog was forced to let go while a member was pulled away.
Pirate: Save me!
The girls ran to get their guns and Sora's group founder in the net when the two broke the wheel that was being turned to lift the net. They brought out their weapons, slashing toward the creature and Digimon.
Future Psycho: Hyah! Come on!
Will: Come and get us! We're over here. Come on!
The monster upset the net, then their legs got caught in the netting. They grunted with Will using the dagger to free themselves while Sarah and Elizabeth hesitated on shooting.
Sora: Shoot! Girls, shoot!
The two, still hesitating lost their footing as it was dragging them away. James, gasping, severs the tentacles that grabbed them with the others fighting off the tentacle. The girls ran to get the gun, but a foot stepped on it. They looked as they saw a familiar wolf that had returned. He took aim as the girls cling to him. The group was freed and off the net. Jack and Karnage shot at the net, succeeding as the kegs all blew up with both sea creatures tugging at them. They retreated with a groan of pain as the charred pieces of tentacles left the deck.
MetalSeadramon: We're not through yet...
He then dove after the creature. The dazed survivors walked over to the railing as they looked.
Future Gir: Did we kill it?
Mad Dog: No. We just made it angry.
Gibbs: We're not out of this yet. Captain, orders!
Jack: Abandon ship. Into the long boat.
Gibbs: Jack, the Pearl.
Jack: She's only a ship, mate.
Nemesis: He's right, we have to head for land.
Jessie: It's a lot of open water.
James: It's a lot of water.
Sora: We'll have to try it.
Future Danny: We can get away as it takes down the Pearl.
Future June: Abandon ship.
Sir Hiss: Abandon ship or abandon hope.
Brandy: Abandoning ship sounds good.
All: Yeah.
As the survivors of their world were heading to the remaining lifeboat, a familiar portal opened up. Then, to most of them's horror, a familiar reptilian face peeked out.
Phage: Finally, you're found.
Neo Outsiders: The Teknophage!?
Brick: Not this dork again!
Boomer: (angrily) Okay, jerk, what the heck do you want? You got your stupid life back, so get lost before we-
Then, some familiar faces came to them.
Berry: Guys, wait! Before you try hurting him, you should listen.
Boomer: Berry?
Julayla: Marie! (notices) Where's the other Marie?
Marie Lumpkins: Same result as both Rinis, we merged together as one while defeating that ice creature.
Lauren: Does that mean that the Malroshis lost one of their daughters or did they never actually adopt her at all?
Future June: Lauren!
Summer: Does that mean we can go back home through this portal?
Berry: Yeah, pretty much.
Tom Lee: Well, come on, let's get out of this cruddy world while the getting's good.
However, Luffy removed his hand from Tom's.
Luffy: No...
They looked surprised at what Luffy had just said while the pirate had a serious look on his face.
Luffy: I will not abandon these people. And Karnage is in serious trouble. So you go ahead without me. I'm staying here.
The dog pirates looked concerned as they nodded as well.
Dumptruck: So is we.
Mad Dog: That's right, and besides, where Captain Karnage goes, we go too!
Then, the One Piece gang stayed near Luffy as they also had serious looks on their faces.
Zoro: So are we.
Future Smart A**: I guess I can respect that decision. Anyone else got something to say, say it now. (notices) Where are Lula, Sarah, and Psycho at anyways?
With Psycho, he was trying to pack in some items before the same ghostly figure went around him, speaking with concern.
Ghost: Tell me...are you planning on leaving?
Future Psycho: Yeah, I am. I mean who wants to know?
Ghost: What about the weasel you're taking a liking to? The one you have forgotten?
Future Psycho: I don't know what you're talking about.
Then, he went around him a bit more, forcing him to turn.
Ghost: Well, take a look on what's going on!
He looked at the direction where the ghost was making him look at. All while Karnage with Jack, looking at the ship, was silently having a goodbye look to him while Elizabeth and what appeared to be Sarah followed him with a sad-looking smile.
Elizabeth: Thank you, both of you.
Jack: We're not free yet, though.
Karnage: They will quickly come if we do not leave.
Sarah: (smiles) You came back. I always knew you were a good man.
Before anything else was said, Sarah leaned and kissed Karnage on the lips while Elizabeth did the same to Jack. Psycho gasped with shock and worry.
Future Psycho: That girl...I...I remember, it's Sarah, but...
Ghost: (mockingly) Yes...she has seemed to have found a new love...with a creature you despised most.
Future Psycho: (angrily) A wolf...so it's true. This Sarah...the one without her Psycho...fell for him!
Ghost: Tell me...do you want to take vengeance? Do you want to set all mutts like him and the wolf that caused your Sarah's death straight?
He only glanced seriously at the scene.
Future Psycho: (quietly) Yes...
Ghost: Then allow me to help...It may take time, but when the time comes, I will be able to help you.
Future Psycho: Why not now?
Ghost: You'll see...
Then, the ghost went straight into him before the weasel was knocked unconscious. The one who witnessed what happened looked worried as he was picked up. Meanwhile, Will, about to call out, gasped as he saw what she had done. He looked extremely worried before Gibbs and Luffy's group blocked his view.
Gibbs: Prepare to cast off! No time to lose! C'mon, Will, step to it.
Luffy: Will! Wake up!
Will, shaking his head, climbed down while Sarah, in reality, Lula with Elizabeth backed both pirates to the mast. Then the two heard a clang sound. He stopped, noticing them chaining the two up to the mast as she sighed.
Elizabeth: (backs away) It's after you, not the ship. It's not us. It's the only way, don't you see.
She leaned in, as if kissing him again, but refrains as she sighed.
Elizabeth: I'm not sorry.
Jack: Pirate.
Lula: Forgive me, Karnage.
She hugged Karnage and waved, leaving the two stranded and chained to the mast. All while Sarah, coming from the quarters, came out with some items.
Future Sarah: What's going on?
Butch: Our lives if we get out of here quickly before that dork of a Digimon and the he-creature come back!
Future Sarah: I don't know...I think the Krakken's more of a "she" to me.
Butch: (uninterested) Gross. Let's just get out of this sissy world!
All while Elizabeth and Lula got on the boat with the others noticing both Jack and Karnage not with them.
Dumptruck: Where's Karnage?
Mad Dog: And Jack?
Lula: They've elected to stay behind to give us a chance.
Everyone else hesitated a moment while Will frowned.
Elizabeth: (impatiently) Just go!
They headed off with Sarah looking decidedly not well as Will groaned at what had happened. Luffy's group, knowing that look, only looked worried.
Luffy: (to himself) Poor guy...
Back with the others, the Phage looked impatiently to where Courage was coming from.
Phage: What were you doing anyway? The portal's going to close any second.
Courage: Sorry...I just witnessed something horrible...and speaking of horrible...shouldn't we help Jack and Karnage?
Shirly: (sighs) I'm afraid there is nothing we can do at this point. (notices) What happened to the future version of Psycho?
Courage: Something horrible...I know that thing did something terrible to him or my name's Johnny Depp...and it's not.
With that, the remaining Neo Outsiders headed into the portal, with the portal closing behind them while both Jack and Karnage had been left behind.
Jack: Looks like we be facing the beastie together, lad.
Karnage: Note to self: get better girl!
The wolf then frantically tried breaking the chain off.
Karnage: Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger.
He then heard groaning underfoot. The Krakken came up. Jack looked innovated and reached for a lantern with his sword, breaking the lamp and pouring the oil over his and Karnage's chained wrists, enabling them to slip out of the shackle.
Jack: C'mon. C'mon, that's it. Ah.
The two slipped free just as the tentacles of the creature rose over the ship. Its mouth opened wide with a huge roar, splattering them with its saliva and a familiar hat.
Karnage: Not so bad.
Jack wiped the saliva off his face.
Jack: In your case. (pause) Oh.
He bent down, picking up his hat, and placing it on before he glanced at the creature.
Jack: Hello, beastie.
Karnage: Well, if I'm going down, I be doing so fighting!
The two brought out ther swords, charging at it heroically as it swallows the pirate and wolf whole. The Black Pearl was taken down in a tight embrace. The survivors, meanwhile, watched quietly as the ship and the captain went down. With Davy, he watched through his telescope while chuckling.
Davy: Jack Sparrow, Don Karnage, our debt is settled. (noticed) Where are you lot going?
He sees the villains about to leave through a portal.
Luxord: Yes, while we like helping you all out, we feel like our work here is done anyway. So you have no further need for us.
Davy: (scoffs) Go ahead and leave. Your task be done here anyway!
Purple: Captain goes down with his ship along with the wolf. Not you Bobcat.
Bobcat: Yeah.
Hammer-head shark pirate: Turns out not even Don Karnage can best the devil.
Davy: Open the chest. Open the chest, I need to see it!
Imaginary Ganondorf: Hmmm...time for us to be leaving.
Most of the villains from Neo-Earth leave through the portal, all but Yellow Axem X who watch as the chest was opened, but unfortunately, there was nothing inside as he realized.
Yellow Axem X: Oh, now I remember, he switched the heart out. That's what I was gonna tell you. He-he, funny, huh?
Red Axem X: (grabs Yellow Axem X through portal) Get in here!
The leader pulls his fellow Axem Ranger X into the portal which disappear as Davy grew shock and angry.
Davy: (angrily) Damn you, Jack Sparrow and Don Karnaaaaaage!
Back in Port Royal, Mercer entered Beckett's office as he spoke.
Mercer: The last of our ships has returned.
Beckett: Is there any news on the chest?
Mercer: No. But, one of the ships did pick up a man, adrift at sea. He had these.
He held up some familiar letters, laying them down on the table. Beckett unfolded them, looking at the signature as a familiar figure came in.
Norrington: I took the liberty of filling in my name.
Beckett: (beckons to Norrington) If you intend to claim these, then you must have something to trade. D'you have the compass?
Norrington: (shakes his head) Better.
He slammed down a bag on the table, with a familiar object inside thumping.
Norrington: (smirks) The heart of Davy Jones.
Beckett looks surprised then smirks evilly.
Beckett: Well then, I believe we will arrange something. Mercer, please take our new friend to where his pardon will be official.
As Mercer left with Norrington, the lord goes back to get his monitor thing out of hiding again and activated it, contracting his Neo-Earth self.
Neo-Earth Beckett: I see you are successful.
Beckett: Now, how can you tell?
Neo-Earth Beckett: It is obvious, I got my Davy Jones's heart as well. The seas will be yours on your world.
Beckett: Thank you. And what about your world?
Neo-Earth Beckett: I am making plans to contracting Davy Jones and put him in my services. The Neo Masters of Evil have lick their wounds after Gourai's destruction and soon they will lose another of their members. When the time comes, I will give the East India Trading Company's services to the Dark Alliance. You did well.
Beckett: Yes and give my regards to Davy Jones's former allies on Neo-Earth when you see them. Beckett out.
In Tia's swamp, the life boat with the survivors had arrived to Tia's hut with many people standing along the way, all holding candles and humming softly. A bit later, inside, Will was stabbing his dagger into the grain of the wood, frowning as he took it out, with pieces of the table coming out of it. Tia Dalma brought out a tray of drinks, offering some to the females.
Tia Dalma: Against the cold. And a sorrow.
The females took the cups with their boyfriends taking theirs next.
Tia Dalma: It's a shame. I know you're thinking that with the Pearl, you could've captured the devil and set free your father's soul.
Will: (sighs) Doesn’t matter now. The Pearl's gone...(sounding angry) along with its Captain.
He thud his blade down on the table again.
Sanji: Yeesh, why are you like that anyway?
Dumptruck: Aye. And already the world seems a bit less bright.
Mad Dog: He fooled us all, right to the end.
Gibbs: But I guess that honest streak finally won out.
They rose their cups as Luffy shouted.
Luffy: (toasts) To Don Karnage and Jack Sparrow!
Ragetti: (raises his cup) Never another like Captain Sparrow.
Pintel: (raises her cup) He was a gentleman of fortune, he was.
Lula: (raises her cup) They were good men.
Elizabeth: Very good men.
They drank their cups while Will, not saying anything or toasting, glanced at Sarah a bit.
Will: If there was anything to be done to bring him back, Elizabeth...
Tia Dalma: (to Will) Would you do it? Hmm? (to Elizabeth) What would you? Hmm? What would any of you be willing to do? Hmm? Will you sail to the ends of the universe and beyond to fetch back witty Karnage, Jack, and his precious Pearl?
Pirates: Aye.
Pintel & Ragetti: Aye.
Lula: Aye.
Elizabeth: Yes.
Will nodded as well, speaking softly.
Will: Yeah.
Tia Dalma: All right, but if you're going to brave the weird and haunted shores at world's end... then, you will need a Captain who knows those waters.
Then, a familiar figures came down the stairs. To their shock and surprise, he was a familiar pirate with a grin on his face.
Luffy: No way!
Chopper: You're alive!?
The figure, Barbossa, grinned to them.
Barbossa: So, tell me, what's become of my ship?
The monkey came to his shoulder as he took a bite out of his apple, looking well pleased. Back in Atlantis, the others came back with the three crystals landing on the hands of both Rini and Marie.
Benjamin Uno: That was quick thinking, you two.
Sonic: (notices) Courage, what the heck happened to Psycho's future self?
Psycho: Yeah, he looks like he's going goth or something.
Courage: Ooooh, something horrible. Something that made him get tricked.
Mr. X: Anyway, I can honestly say that we're glad everyone's back...though we still have some questions to ask you, Phage.
Phage: Hmph, try me.
Galaxia: At any rate, I can probably say that the enemy will come at this presice day and perhaps this precise moment.
Shirly: I have a feeling you would say that...
Then, everyone felt the whole planet shaking up once more.
Scream
Courage: Ahhhhh!! They're coming!
Tin Nyanko: Who's coming?
Courage only had a grim look on his face.
Courage: I don't think you wanna know...
Back in the dimension, the villains had arrived as Blackjack glanced at them.
Blackjack: Well?
Luxord: Everything went according to plan. We have rid of Don Karnage and at least one Jack Sparrow.
Digimon Emperor: I see...there is one thing you should know.
Rat King: What?
Doom: While you were all on your "activities", our new leader had arrived.
Bobcat: What leader?
Then, they noticed some familiar figures, with only the yellow Axem Ranger X looking confused.
Yellow Axem X: Who the heck are these people?
Scream
Red Axem X: (anger mark) Will you cut that out already!?
To Be Continued...in Neo Outsiders Season 6
(ED: Ride on Shooting Star by the pillows)
Epilogue:
Back at the island, the Indians were all chanting and praising a familiar dog with keys, who was now made chief while the dog had some bit of worry on his face.