(We see the Cartoon Network Sports title just like in the other Big Game parodies, flashing and making booming noises)
Announcer: The following is a presentation of Cartoon Network Sports!
As the Opening Theme: Cha La Head Cha La by Hironobu Kageyama played, we see the title "Sailor Moon Presents: Kouja no Senshi". It then showed the past events of Sailor Moon Remake, PPG: Julayla Saga Pt 1, the first parts of Sailor Moon Toon and chapters, Movie, & special of Kouja no Senshi. Next, it showed the heroes flying with the Epoch and DeSoto being driven by the heroes and heroines smiling. Next, some Dragonballs, including one with four stars, were shown as they flew together. A dragon had appeared after the summoning, glancing at the heroes. Then, it showed the Sailors transforming while fighting the foes with their friends fighting alongside the Sailors. Next, was the scene of Chrono, Marle, Lucca, Frog, Robo, and Ayla hanging out. In the shadows, a foe glanced at them. Next was a scene of falling spheres falling to the sky while Maximus and Nemesis looked at the images of their parents. Next, Snake looked shocked as waves of energy surrounded him. Then, we see some of the comedic members running/scooting away in fear before we see an image of the males fighting some creatures and the females all trying to destroy a mysterious being. Next, we see Sailor Moon with Solaris, Shirly, Vultureman, and Snake powering their crystals. Now, we see Sir Emblem running through the mountains with the dragon appearing through the clouds. Next is the Girls letting themselves fall before the Sailors caught them and laughing. More fights were shown as the princes and princesses (who transformed earlier) powered up. Finally, we see everyone together before we see Sailor Moon landing and we fade to black.
(We now see the usual room in the Big Game fics with JusSonic appearing)
JusSonic: Hello folks! Welcome to another year of Big Game action and such. Here is the pre-game show for The Big Game XXXVII. This year, it's a matchup one will never forget. Anyway, in case you wondering, Julayla Beryl will not be joining us for the usual job, but we will get to that in a moment. Joining us is my pals Charles Roberts...
Charles Roberts: Great to be back, Jus.
JusSonic:...another old favorite, Neros Urameshi. Gee, looks like you have a rough year last year.
Neros: (frowns) Don't bring it up.
JusSonuc: And rejoining us for this pre-game show is Drawn Together veteran Spanky Ham.
Spanky: All right! I'm ready for this one, folks. We got two babes ready to mud wrestle! Sweeet!
JusSonic: (sweatdrop) Okay, what Spanky means is that this year's Big Game is between Sailor Solaris, AKA our pal Julayla Beryl which is why she isn't going the pre-game show for us this year, against the Moon Kingdom's hero Sailor Moon.
Neros: This is a matchup, folks. Both women are friends for a long time though their kingdoms, Solaris and Moon, has been big rivals due to the trickery of Katz and Him. Tonight is a friendly game but they won't pull anything back.
Charles Roberts: Right. What's going to be bigger is that this game will be taken place in the Moon Kingdom Memorial Stadium, which is getting filled by fans for the moment. I'm telling ya, I'm going to enjoy this Big Game.
Spanky: Don't we all! Also, expect both girls to come out stronger in this Big Game.
JusSonic: We got another halftime show, don't forget, but that's for later. Anyway, it's time now to get a closeup of our two competitors.
Slyboyseth: Well, gang. This is where it comes down to...their history. First off, the Sailor Soldier of Justice, Sailor Moon.
(Then, we see a close up of Sailor Moon in her usual pose)
Slyboyseth: Sailor Moon, aka Usagi Tsukino to Japanese fans, aka Serena to the English speaking ones. She has fought evil throughout space and time all here on Earth mostly. This average girl may be klutzy, but when it comes to fighting, she knows what to do. Preincarnated daughter of the infamous Queen Serenity of the Moon Kingdom, she wields the Silver Crystal and will use it for emergencies.
(Then, it cut to Sailor Solaris, grinning a bit.)
Slyboyseth: And this is the authoress aka Sailor Solaris. Lover of Fuzzy Lumpkins, and daughter of Queen Beryl. She is a half demon and half saiyan female who once fell for a juvenile delinquent, Ace. However, things ended roughly with their relationship when she learned the hard way that he was a playboy. During some time, she became a Sailor Soldier and has become a fighter of justice ever since.
(Then, it showed the two friendly rivals.)
Slyboyseth: Now the question to everyone's mind is...which one of these will be the better Sailor?
JusSonic: Thank you, and now for our commercial break!
(As the commercial happened off-screen, a white gate opened up, with the Rugrats gang, Alan, Cree, Boots, Swiper, Courage, and Shirly screamed before landing on the ground.
Angelica: Ugh, that's the last time I let that Sabrina hag do that to us!
Cree: You're one to complain!
Boots: (sighs) Poor Dora, I hope she's okay, wherever she is.
JusSonic: Welcome back, folks, to the pre-game show. You know, these girls have one thing in common.
Spanky: They are eager to screw!
Neros: (hits Spanky) No! Well, they have a lot of things in commons. They are powerful girls and both are Sailor Scouts, but the best thing they have in common is sometimes friend and sometimes foe of the Powerpuff Girls, Fuzzy Lumpkins AKA Sir Emblem.
JusSonic: That's right! When Sailor Moon first met this Lumpkins from Townsville, she ended up doing chores for the guy while Julayla ends up teasing and making fun of the guy due to his Deli-Bobs.
Charles Roberts: But both grown to like him though Jules end up being the likely lover. Anyway, we are now on the spot interviewing Fuzzy right now! Our very own, Shadow the Hedgehog, is on the scene right now!
(We see a room with Shadow and Fuzzy Lumpkins)
Shadow: Thank you, Charles. (to Fuzzy) Fuzzy, you have known both girls for a long time and often blasted at them with your pistol.
Fuzzy: Boomstick! I called it a boomstick, don't yuh get it?
Shadow: Right, so Fuzzy, what is your opinion on both girls?
Fuzzy: Shucks, both of them are cute and purty, but only Julayla Beryl is the one for me. Of course, Sailor Moon is a good gal pal of mine too. Darn nation, it's going to be plum difficult whom to root for.
Shadow: Right, but both girls has families. Sailor Moon has her husband Darien, her daughter Rini and her dead mother, while Julayla has her nasty mother Queen Beryl, her lion father Prince John, and her brothers Snake, who is part of the Gang Greene Ganbg, and Vultureman.
Fuzzy: Don't forget Jules's sisters, though I plum forgot their names right now.
Shadow: Right.
Fuzzy: I also has a family of muh own. My parents who are killed by (angrily) that former partner of mine Him! Hoooo, I wanna blast him each time! (sighs) Of course, there's muh sisters Cherry and Berry, one of the few human siblings in the Lumpkins clan.
Shadow: Is it true that Jules and Cherry...
Fuzzy: (annoyed) No! Is this interview done yet?!
Shadow: But we didn't...
Fuzzy: Yes we did!
(Cut back to the interview room)
Neros: (sweatdrop) Uh...thanks, Shadow, I think. Well, you gotta give Fuzzy some credit. He has trouble picking out a favorite since he is fond of both girls, just one of them in a love way.
JusSonic: Anyway, both girls are equal in their own way, but only one will win this year's Big Game. Of course, none of these girls would be able to be here tonight if it weren't for one individual.
Spanky: Him?
JusSonic: Right! Well, that and General Brimstone, AKA Katz from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Who could forget the fall of the Moon Kingdom, the theft of the Triforce Crystal and so forth?
Charles: Apparently everyone who is reborn from that said time.
JusSonic: Right, no problem. Anyway, it's time now to interview some people to see whom they will think will win this year's Big Game. We got Numbuhs 3 and 4 who is now looking through the stadium, looking for some. 3 and 4!
(We cut to the Numbuhs 3 and 4, the latter looking bored, in the stadium)
Numbuh 3: Hiiiii, everyone! We're in the stadium trying to get people's opinion on the Big Game this year.
Numbuh 4: I bloody can't believe you drag me into this, Kuki.
Numbuh 3: Come on, Wally! It will be fun!
Numbuh 4: That's easy for you to say!
Numbuh 3: (looking around) Okay, looking around, checking for some....oh! There's two dogs who knows both girls, it's Courage and Shirly, who's with the All Grown Up gang and two bad guys. Hey, guys!
Numbuh 4: Good thing we caught ya. Listen, we want your opinions from the cartoons and so forth.
Courage: (confused) What are you talking about?
Numbuh 3: (giggling) Come on! This is the Big Game, a part of Cartoon Network Sports! Players compete every year to see who is the best, silly!
Tommy: Is that what's happening?
Numbuh 4: Uh, yeah. So...who do you think will win the Big Game? I mean Solaris has Sailor Scout powers as well as the Saiyan kind but Sailor Moon...well, heck if I know what she got.
Alan: (scoffs) How should I know? Let them wail on each other for all I care.
Cree: Yeah.
Boots: I'm sure that if given the time, both girls are at their best and can still be friends by the time this is over.
Numbuh 3: Awww! A monkey! (hugs Boots) How cute!
Numbuh 4: Ick! Throw me out a window!
Numbuh 3: (lets go of Boots) I hope you guys get some seats!
Angelica: (dumbstruck) Right...so do we.
Numbuh 3: (to camera) Back to you guys in the studio!
(We return to the main room)
JusSonic: Thanks 3 and 4.
Neros: (puzzled) Huh. Call me skeptic but there's something not right about the people Numbuhs 3 and 4 just talk to. Probably just me.
Charles Roberts: Well, folks, as you know, we have some fun so far but it is no surprise that both Solaris and Moon are here tonight. After all, these girls are the Anime theme, but let's not forget those who triumph in the same era, like Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, Digimon and such.
Spanky: And Drawn Together and some other s****y stuff at times too.
JusSonic: Right, but remember, none of them would ever be here if it weren't for the Anime and they's part of this year's topic "Where Did They Get To?"
(We see the words 'Where Did They Get To?" on a blue screen for a moment, then we see the characters from 'Panda and the Magic Serpent'.)
Narrator: Xu-Xian and Bia-Niang currently lives in West Lake, Japan.
(We cut to a familiar trophy as the announcer speaks)
Announcer: This Big Game Pre-Game Show is interviewed to you by: JusSonic Productions. Been making fan-fictions and parodies since 2001! We'd be back in a moment after this commercial.
(After the commercial, we see a certain group of heroes looking arounding)
Shirly: Hmmm, odd, there must be a way to get out of here and rejoin the others.
Swiper: Oh man! Are we leaving even when a football game is playing?
Lil: I don't think it's that kinda Big Game, Swiper.
Alan: (noticed) What's this?
(We cut back to the same interview room)
Announcer: This is the Big Game XXXVII: Solaris vs. Moon! Now JusSonic.
JusSonic: Well, everyone has them but you can't live without them, it's time for the usual tailgate parties!
Spanky: Sweeeet! I just love these things. You never know what's going to happen.
Charles Roberts: That's correct, Spanky. As both girls are preparing for this year's Big Game, we can't forget the parties that has fans who are rooting for his or her own favorite team to win.
Neros: We are buzzing big time, so let's go to Lilo and Cream who are both with that rare bleed of fans, the Solaris fans! Lilo, Cream!
(We see a tailgate party where a lot of fans are cheering like crazy. The girls are there as well.)
Lilo: Thanks, Neros! I got to say, these fans are really excited! They have waited all year for their team to make it here tonight and they just got their wish!
Cream: Yeah! They are here to have some fun!
(The fans cheers like crazy)
Fan: Yeah! Solaris, Jules! You're the best! I want to sc...
Cream: Wow. We got a lot of folks here cheering. Hey, it looks like the same people Numbuhs 3 and 4 talk to are here too.
Cree: Huh?
Lilo: Hey Cree. Even though you are a mean stupid head, you're here to cheer on Solaris, right?
Alan: Look, we don't have time for this! We're looking for the next Gate out of here!
(The villains storm out)
Boots: (sweatdrop) Sorry about that, they are just...annoyed.
(The Kouja no Senshi heroes followed them much to the confusion of Lilo and Cream)
Cream: Weird.
Spanky: (V.O.) Hey Cream! I can see a lot of excitement there!
Lilo: Yeah, they have a feeling that their team will win, am I?
Fans: Yeaaaaahhhhhh!
Cream: Come on, Lilo!
(The girls rushed off before we return to the studio)
Charles Roberts: Weird, there's something about Dora, Courage, Shirly and them they're with...doesn't seem right for some reason.
JusSonic: We'd worry about that later and it probably helps that the tailgate party Lilo and Cream are at is in the stadium. Now we go to out of town to a mansion somewhere in Japan! It's time we go to that other rare bleed of fan, the Sailor Moon fans! Shadow, Li, are you there???
(We now see a crowd of fans cheering for Sailor Moon. Along with the crowd is the boys.)
Li: Yes, JusSonic, we're here, along with a crowd of fans for Sailor Moon.
Shadow: And boy, that crowd is going wild!
Fan: I LOVE YOU, SAILOR MOON!
Li: Pardon me, but she's already taken.
Fangirl: We know, by Tuxedo Mask. It is SO romantic!
Shadow: Anyway, as you all know, Sailor Moon is very popular, because not only is it an anime series with movies, there's a lot more to it.
Li: There is a live-action series of Sailor Moon and a series of awesome, glorious and magical action-packed epic musicals.
Shadow: Ahh, the musicals. Cream, Cheese and I love the Sailor Moon musicals a lot!
Li: Same goes for me, Lilo, Stitch and Angel.
(The fans cheer wildly at that.)
Li: And it looks like the fans here love the Sailor Moon musicals, too! How wonderful!
Shadow: Speaking of Sailor Moon musicals, in honor of them, there is a special treat for Cartoon Network fans everywhere.
Li: No one knows what it is yet, but I know that it is going to be a special surprise.
Shadow: Same here. What could the surprise be, you ask? Well, all we can say is that it will be very awesome.
(The fans cheer again, excited about what the surprise could be.)
Li: We may find out what the special treat is at either halftime or the end of the Big Game. So, Sailor fans, stay tuned for the ultimate game: Sailor Moon vs. Sailor Solaris!
(The fans cheer once more; some of them chanting, "Sailor Moon! Sailor Moon! Sailor Moon!".)
Jussonic: THanks Li now let go to Charles Roberts for the Tail of the Tape
CHarles: Thanks Jussonic So let go to the Tail of the Tape with my Two lovers one form Author Fighters and Neros World Blaze the Cat and the other from My, Jussonic and Julayla World Dot Warner
Blaze: Hi lover
Dot: Hi Charles Love
All sudent Jussonic, Spanky and Neros looking at Charles as Charles was using a Anamie Sweetdrop
Charles: It a Long Story Rember I join the Author Fighters and Fell in Love with Blaze the Cat
Jussonic: Ok Ok let go back to them
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Blaze; Well Salior Moon is form Tokoyo, Japan she is 5'9 and we can't tell you the woman weight becuase it our thing anyway, she defeted Evil, Decedent of Queen Serenety here man weapon is Cosmic Moon Setptor and Married to Darrien aka Tuxsido Mask
Dot: Now Sailor Solaris She is from Townsville, USA, 5'9, Well first was well on the worng side but she became good at the end, Daughter of Queen Bearl, Haft DEamon and HAft Sayian, and Married to Fuzzy Lumpakans aka Sir Jake. Here weapon himm what is here weapon right now we take it back to Jussonic
JusSonic: Okay, thanks Blaze and Dot. Actually I kinda disagreed with the latter since Jules was a good guy all the time but then again, she did once Ace of the Gang Greene Gang.
Spanky: Heck, I would've done better.
Charles: (disturbed) You date him too?
Spanky: No, I mean I could've date some other girl.
JusSonic: Okay, moving on. Let's take a look back at last year's Big Game which pits Atomic Betty against Nemesis AS.
Neros: Both girls gave it their all this year and here's to give us the recap, it's the hosts who joined us last year, Danny Fenton and his offscreen girlfriend Juniper Lee.
(We now go to some clips from last year's Big Game as Danny and June narrated.)
Danny: (V.O.) Okay, folks, last year we help out in the Big Game while Jus was on his us hiatus. Papa T 41 was co-hosting, of course that was when he was still speaking to Neros.
June: (V.O.) Yep. Last year, Atomic Betty take on her rival Nemesis AS who is revealed to be her friend Janet in a game for the usual. Anyway, some characters dropped us for some stuff and to give us their thoughts too.
Danny: (V.O.) Even Carl joined in, but who cares? Anyway, Justin Lawson got what's coming to him, we see some tailgate parties, and we are introduced to that year's Halftime Show. The girls Lilo and Cream show some good time loving, in a weird kinda way.
June: (V.O.) Finally it was on to the Big Game that is commentated by Sora and Jasmine. Those two preferred to be loving each other than their own job. Weird.
Danny: (V.O.) Both friends/rivals came out strong during the Big Game while both end up having 'moments' during the whole thing. Then during the Halftime Show, Bruce Springsteen gave us his lip. And I mean it.
June: (V.O.) And now come the other half, and what a half it was. A major secret is revealed: it turns out that Maximus's mother was still alive and under Pastmaster's control. The two became pals and Kikyo was taken down, word has it that she came back to her senses and Pastmaster got taken out for his evil deeds.
Danny: (V.O.) And by the time the Big Game is now over, Betty won it 95 to 90. I always have 'fun' with my girl June.
June: (V.O. giggling) Oh Danny.
(We go to a shot of the same trophy as we hear the announcer)
Announcer: This is the Big Game XXXVII: Solaris vs. Moon. This Pre-Game Show is brought to you by 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Messing up continunity and bringing in new characters since Episode I'. We will back in a moment.
(Anyway, we cut to the stadium where the fans are waiting for the Big Game to start. We see the heroes of Kouja no Senshi taking their seats)
Swiper: Man, this is going to be touchy. I don't know whom to root for here.
Boots: Neither do I, but it doesn't stop me none.
Courage: Ooooh, I wonder where's some of the gang is at?
Tommy: Knowing Nemesis, she probably got into trouble again.
Shirly: And Magus?
Tommy: Who knows? I betcha he's planning his next move or something like that.
(We return to the interview room as the usual Big Game music is played. We now see Charles Roberts in a room)
Charles: Well, every team has them and it wouldn't be the Big Game without them. Time now to have a word with the coaches of Solaris and Moon. For our pal Jules, her coach is the toughest and most nastiest in the business, her mother Queen Beryl!
(The camera goes to Queen Beryl herself in the locker room)
Queen Beryl: Greetings, mortal.
(QC to Charles)
Charles: And coaching Sailor Moon herself, we got her cats Luna and Artemis themselves. Hey.
(QC to the said cats in Sailor Moon's locker rooms)
(It then cut to a split scene between the coaches.)
Queen Beryl: Apparently, I rule my own kingdom and am trying to teach my daughter the basics of being a ruler. However, thanks to Queen Metallia, Solaris has become the Dark Kingdom. Many of the servants have become monsters, so to say. And while I maintain my status as queen, I am trying to take care of my daughter.
Charles: And you cats?
Luna: We're guardian cats, sworn to help and protect the Sailor Soldiers. I mainly belong to Sailor Moon, of course.
Artemis: And I belong to Sailor Venus.
Luna: We try to train her the best we could. No matter how hard it will be, it would be worth it to see if she is the better Sailor Soldier or not.
Charles: Thanks, now back to you, Jus!
(Cree, in the concession stand, frowned at the show.)
Cree: I have a feeling this is going to be a boring fight.
Phil: (appearing) That's your opinion, dorks! In my opinion, this game is going to kick butt!
Dil: Yeah! I can't wait for it to start.
(The villains frowns as we cut back to the main room once more)
Spanky: All right, the Big Game is almost here. I can smell the babes from here! Heck yeah!
Neros: Right, we got one more segment before this storm so let's start about powerful artifacts. The kingdom has some great items that can often be misused. There is the Silver Crystal, the Gold Crystal, but one of the mystertious powers of them all is the Triforce Crystal Rigelian.
Charles: Right, here's Serena's husband and former minion of Queen Beryl, to discuss this connection between this power and a formerly nasty kingdom. Here's Tuxedo Mask AKA Darien Mamoru.
Darian: Thank you. As you are aware, the Triforce Crystal is cannot only be able to grant the person's greatest desires, but also it balances out the light and dark in this kingdom. However, when it was taken, the balance shifted and darkness was brought upon the kingdom of Solaris, creating the Dark Kingdom.
Charles: Interesting...
Darian: Currently, one of her children, Sailor Solaris, is the holder of the Triforce Crystal and with it, she would use it wisely unlike what had happened years ago.
Charles: Nice comment. Back to you, Jus.
(Cut to JusSonic.)
JusSonic: Thanks. Now that we got all the info we need...let the games begin!
(The crowd cheered while the Kouja no Senshi looked concerned.)
Angelica: Well, it seems like both sides are cheering.
Chuckie: I wonder what kind of game it is anyway? Is it a sport game? Fighting game?
Tommy: Who knows...
Dil: (confused) Wasn't the Triforce Crystal split before Katz, Julayla and Snake had each piece?
(We cut to the booth where the Freelance Police are at.)
Sam: Hey, everyone! I am Sam and he is Max, we're the Freelance Police.
Max: And you're not, jerkbags! Anyway, we're commentating on the actions here.
Sam: Right, Max, do you see the excitement of the crowd? They have waited a whole year for the Big Game and now it's here. We are going to see some sailor action.
Max: Oh yeah! Seeing two babes beat the crud out of each other, it makes me feel good to be an American.
Sam: Both Solaris and Moon has attacks that they are eager to use. Both of them has trained for this Big Game and if all goes well, we are going to see a lot of action tonight.
Max: That's for sure.
Sam: And now, let's go to the field as the national anthem is about to start.
(We now go to the field as the national anthem song begins to start.)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, will you please rise now for our National Anthem as sang by the Histeria! Kid Chorus.
(Everyone in the stands did so as Loud, Charity, Froggo and Aka are walks up to the mic and begins to sing.)
H! Kid Chorus: (singing) Oh, say can you see...
By the dawn's early light...
What so proudly we hailed...
At the twi-light's last gleaming...
Who's broad stripes and bright stars...
Through the perilous fight...
O'er the ramparts we watched...
Were so galantly streaming...
And the rockets' red glare,
The bombs bursting in air...
Gave proof, through the night,
That our flag was still there...
Oh, say does that Star Spangled,
Banner yet wa-ave...
O'er the la-and of the free...
And the home of the brave!!
(Everyone applaud as the H! Kid Chorus take a bow before we return to the booth)
Sam: What great singing, eh Max?
Max: And BAM! Flat like a pancake! (realized) Uh, you were saying, Sam?
Sam: Anyway, it looks like they got the field ready for competition now.
(We now see the said field that has been turned into the Moon Kingdom itself)
Sam: (V.O.) Looks like the Moon Kingdom has been selected for this year's Big Game, Max.
Max: (V.O.) Right, and it looks like both girls are entering the field right now.
(We now see Julayla and Serena, both in their Sailor Scouts form, coming onto the field opposite of each other as the crowd cheers them on. With the Kouja no Senshi gang...)
Chuckie: Oh, I know they don't hurt each other too much.
Angelica: Relax, Chuckie. This is a friendly match, though I kinda doubt it.;
Swiper: Go girls, fight each other!
(Solaris and Moon approached each other)
Solaris: Well, are you ready, Serena?
Sailor Moon: You got it! I am getting excited, I feel like wanting to wet myself!
Solaris: Eeew!
Sam: (V.O.) Refereee, the Mayor of Townsville, will be giving the girls their instructions.
Mayor: (appearing) Wow! I just loved to be in the center of things! This makes me excited! Oh boy, you think...
Ms. Bellum: Ahem.
Mayor: Oh sorry. Well, remember girls, I want a good clean game. No killing and no touching my pickloes!
Solaris: (sweatdrop) That's the Mayor for you.
(Both sailor scouts prepared themselves as the Mayor get his whistle...well, trying to anyway)
Mayor: Blast it all, where's that whistle?!
(Ms. Bellum sighs as she gives the whistle to the Mayor)
Mayor: Oh thanks, Ms. Mellum.
(The Mayor then blew the whistle)
Sam: (V.O.) Okay, the Mayor has blown the whistle and the first quarter of the Big Game XXXVII has begun!
Max: Both girls are charging in worst than Captain Kirk's girls after sex night.
(Both girls collided into each other, kicking and punching)
Sam: (V.O.) Okay, they really got something there and...whoa! Solaris kicks Moon back and scores.
Max: (V.O.) I'd say!
(Instant Replay)
Max: (V.O.) Jules is showing that she isn't pulling any kicks this big game. All that training with her mother has pay off big time.
Sam: (V.O.) You know, I hope Jules survive this game. She still got episodes of ours to parody with Nack and Psycho!
(Back to the game)
Sam: (V.O.) Anyway, we're back to the game. Ouch, Sailor Moon got some tears in and now...
Sailor Moon: Moon Tiara Boomerang!
Solaris: Whoa!
Max: (V.O.) Solaris has duck! But...
(Bang!)
Max: Yep! That's why they called it the Boomerang!
(Instant Replay)
Sam: (V.O.) Solaris thinks she can get away without a hit, but as...Max, what are you doing?
(We see some lines bring drawn on the Instant Replay thing)
Max: (V.O.) I wanna do the draw thingies, I wanna draw things!
Sam: (V.O.) Uh right.
(Camera on the crowd)
Sam: (V.O.) Oh look, looks like the cast of Rugrats are here, along with Alan and his girl Cree, along with Swiper and...
Max: (V.O) Ooh! A monkey! Can I spank it, Sam? Can I???
Sam: (V.O.) Sam! This is a family show!
(Cut back to the game)
Sam: (V.O.) Anyway, after Sailor Moon made some score, Solaris recovered more faster than taking a fit from her boyfriend Fuzzy. Which isn't saying much except...
(Solaris kicks Sailor Moon in the head sending her flying)
Max: (V.O.) All right, Solaris scores! So what's the total so far?
Sam: (V.O.) Let's check...
(We see the scoreboard)
Sam: (V.O.) It's Solaris 10, Moon, 6. And back to the game.
Sam: (V.O.) Okay, Solaris looks like she's about to go for something. It could be big...
Solaris: Kamehameha!!!!
Max: (V.O.) Whoa, she just shot out Goku's main attack but it miss. Now Sailor Moon goes for a blast herself and...
(BOOM!)
Max: (V.O.) Not good.
(Instant Replay)
Sam: (V.O) Okay, what happened here? Oh yes, (Max begins to draw) Solaris did the first move while Sailor Moon did a blast of her own. And then...
(Sam sees the words that said 'Sam is a big fat head'. Max is heard giggling)
Sam: (V.O.) Very funny, remind me to put you in a trash can and seal the lid later.
(Back to the game)
Max: (V.O) Anyway, so far both girls aren't scoring...but they are scoring with their boyfriend!
Sam: (V.O.) Wait, Solaris is getting close to one of the game's big traps and...
Creature: Roar!!!!
Sam: (V.O.) Yikes, rapie chipmunks, sounds like something out of Disaster Movie. Solaris is fighting them off and...okay, they're gone.
Max: (V.O.) But Sailor Moon has hit her from behind and she scores, not in that way, folks.
Sam: (V.O.) Solaris doesn't like that one bit.
Solaris: (annoyed) You know, meatball head, if you were to cheat like that, you would be like my mother.
Sailor Moon: (alarmed) Be like Queen Beryl?! Nooooo! I don't wanna be evil and cruel!
Sam: (V.O.) Sailor Moon is turning into a fountain and Solaris is...
(BOOM!)
Max: (V.O.) Looks like Jules has became her mother, not literally, and cheated herself. Solaris scores.
(Instant Replay)
Sam: (V.O.) Solaris has tricked Sailor Moon into letting down her guard with the old 'be like someone else kinda thing' before pulling the move herself.
Max: (V.O.) Speaking of being like her mother, what do you think JusSonic and Julayla Beryl's new series will bring for Jules?
Sam: (V.O.) Later, Max, later.
(Cut back to the game)
Sam: (V.O.) Sailor Moon has recovered and is hiding behind a statue. You can take any object and hide behind it.
Max: (V.O.) Like that fat idiot Michael Moore.
Sam: (V.O.) Well, I wouldn't call him fat, but idiot is another matter.
Sam: (V.O.) Sailor Moon has pulled a trick on Solaris here. The Casper Meets Wendy play works here.
Max: (V.O.) Hee hee, Solaris is a big fan of the Mr. Men people. She's wearing undies of them!
(Max draws on the Instant Replay scene making an arrow pointing at the said undies)
Sam: (V.O.) Grow up, Max.
(Cut back to the game)
Sam: (V.O.) We are now getting to the end of the first quarter as Solaris straighten herself up. Now she is on the hunt again and...
Sailor Moon: Over here, Freak Girl!
Solaris: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Max: (V.O.) Solaris charged at her opponent and is stopped...by a rock. Of all the dumb things to run into. What the heck did she run into that for?
Sam: (V.O.) Because it's there?
(The Mayor blew his whistle though he swallowed it by accident. Ms. Bellum gave him the Heimrich to get it out)
Sam: (V.O.) Well, that's the first quarter done and over with. The score is now...
(We now see the scorecard)
Sam: (V.O.) Solaris 20, Moon, 15, and the game has just begun. We will go to commercial break but stay tuned for the second quarter of the Big Game XXXVII: Solaris vs. Moon!
(Some whispers were heard as the mayor tried listening in. However, his megaphone wasn't working while looking inside before yelping and noticing a spider inside, tossing it out.)
Mayor: Darn bugs...
(Finally, they broke as the fight prepared once more.)
Sam: (V.O.) And it looks like the fight is gonna commence!
(The two girls fought once more.)
Max: (V.O.) Oh, looks like it ain't gonna be easy, huh?
Sam: (V.O.) No one said it is, Max. Anyway looks like Solaris has taken to the skies. What is she doing now?
Solaris: Sorry Moon, but I will have to put you down.
Sailor Moon: Wha...huh?!
Sam: (V.O.) Solaris is going for a fireball that sound of Texas! She looks like to be finishing this game early!
Max: (V.O.) And now she throws the bomb and it looks like...
(BOOM!)
Sam: (V.O.) Ouch! That made a mark. Surprisingly, the attack didn't phased Sailor Moon's game any.
(Instant Replay)
Sam: (V.O.) So how did this craziness started? Oh yes, Solaris is going for the big bomb and throwing it but Sailor Moon has survived it better than the character Dewey in the Scream films.
Max: (V.O.) Or The Wasp!
Sam: (V.O.) Uh Max? The Wasp is dead.
Max: (V.O.) Really? Crap, no one tell me these things anymore.
(Cut back to the game)
Sailor Moon: D**n it, Jules, what the heck was that?! You almost killed me!
Solaris: Mom suggested that move. Gave me some good points.
Sailor Moon: (frowns) Well, you want to fight dirty, so will I.
Sam: (V.O.) What's this? Moon has grab Solaris by the hair! Now she's spinning her around with it. Whoa, nasty!
(Solaris lets go causing Solaris to be slammed into a nearby wall)
Max: (V.O.) Sailor Moon has scored! Well, like they say, do undo others like they do undo you.
Sam: (V.O.) In your case, Max, you just do it anyway. Now Solaris has recovered and got a weapon. What is it?
Solaris: Eat rats, Moonie!
Sam: (V.O.) So that's where our rat gun went. Now Sailor Moon is firing rats.
Max: (V.O.) Honestly, I preferred to give them the lay off myself. Oh! Now she's blocking, she's blocking!
Sam: (V.O.) Sailor Moon dodged the rats gun and hits Solaris with a Sailor Body Attack, and it's about we see her do one of her physical attacks.
Max: (V.O.) You know, I would hate for her to resort to the Silver Crystal. That could kill her!
Sam: (V.O.) Fortunately in the Big Game, no one dies, right? I hope so.
Max: (V.O.) Looks like we're going to the end of the second quarter. Sailor Moon is chasing Solaris all over the field. We could be witnessing a twist here, folks.
Sam: (V.O.) Now Moon has tackled Solaris, but...
(Mayor blown the whistle)
Sam: (V.O.) Whoa, that's it for the second quarter and the first half. Both girls are getting tired and taking a trip back to the locker room.
(We now see the score)
Sam: (V.O.) Anyway, we now got Solaris 40 and Sailor Moon 37. Anyway, we will take a big commercial break, but don't go ahead as the halftime show is up next on Cartoon Network Sports!
Announcer: This is the Big Game Halftime Show. And now, these guys!
JusSonic: Hello folks and welcome back. We're getting closer to our Big Game Halftime Show. First off, what did you guys think of the Big Game itself so far?
Neros: Looks good! I didn't know the girls can fight that hard! Ouch!
Spanky: Oh yeah, I always enjoy a good catfight. Meow! Though I am kinda disappointed in Sailor Moon's performance. She should've got ahead by now.
Charles Roberts: Well, when you're dealing with someone who is a half Saiyan daughter of Queen Beryl, you should expect to have a hardtime. That may turn out in the second half.
JusSonic: Right, Sailor Moon may have to resort to some big tricks of her own. Hopefully she can turn this thing around. For now though, let's get to the Halftime Show. Neros, you got a big surprise for us in store for us this year.
Neros: (smirks) Well, I got a whopper this time, trust me, trust me.
Spanky: I can never trust someone who said 'trust me' twice.
Neros: Uh, right. Let's get back to the stadium as the Halftime Show is now about to start!
(We return to the stadium as things are getting underway)
Halftime show
Neros: (V.O. as the spotlights fly around the stadium) Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, before the second half of Sailor Solaris vs. Sailor Moon begins, you're all in for a treat! Tonight's halftime show is a sneak preview of a fic series I plan on doing in the future.
(Blue lights slowly start to shine on the stage as Neros continued.)
Neros: (V.O.) The series I planned is almost exactly like the Sailor Moon musical series and the Rock Musical Bleach series, only BEYOND epic and awesome! In fact, it is as awesome as Cartoon Network's MMORPG game: FusionFall! This performance is a sneak preview of one of the musicals: The Broken Soul Society, starring Sasuke Uchiha, who has a desire to conquer the Leaf Village with the help of an evil demon called the Shadow King and an extraterrestrial villain named Fuse. Our heroes Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Rock Lee and Misaki Suzuhara heard of this dreadful news, and called for their friends to help them with their mission. Together, they will all rescue Sasuke and save the world from the darkness and evil forces of Fusion.
(Eerie music begins playing.)
Neros: (V.O.) And now, ladies and gentlemen, here is a scene of FusionFall: The Broken Soul Society!
(The audience cheered and applauded wildly before the scene begins; Sasuke Uchiha, with red eyes and a purple spotlight shining on him, was standing over a wounded Naruto Uzumaki with Sakura, Misaki and Rock Lee, also wounded, unconscious.)
Sasuke: (distorted; his voice combined with Shadow King (from X-Men)'s) You insolent ninja! You think you could defeat me?!
Naruto: (blood trickling from his mouth, weakly) You'll never take over the Leaf Village!
Sasuke: (distorted) Ha!! You stupid idiot! Lord Fuse WILL take over the Leaf Village! (calling out) TENNYSON!! I HAVE WON!!!
(And with that, he raised his long, blood-soaked sword, he gets ready to deliver the finishing blow as the lights turn red. Then, he thrusted the sword as the lights snapped black with a slash sound and a scream of pain was heard. But then, the purple spotlight shines on Sasuke again, with a shocking sight. He dropped his sword and his hand was bleeding!)
Sasuke: (distorted, enraged) What?! This is impossible!! Who dares to interfere with my execution of Naruto?!?!
Voice: (as a whitish blue light shines a bit on a part of the stage with smoke) I dare, you creep!
Sasuke: (distorted) Who are you?!
Voice: I am
(The lights turn fully on as music begins playing, and the audience cheered wildly, for they see a fifteen-year-old boy with spiky orange hair and brown eyes. The boy wore a black Japanese samurai-like outfit, white socks and dark brown sandals. He is wielding an oversized yet elegant cleaver blade without a hilt. The sword is as tall as Ichigo is, and has a black blade with a silver edge. Its handle is wrapped by a cloth. The boy's name is)
Boy: Ichigo Kurosaki!
Sasuke: (distorted, shocked) A Soul Reaper!
Ichigo: (angrily) How dare you try and kill my friends!
(As the music intensifies, the man raised his sword in the air with white lights flashing. While that is happening, Rock Lee, Sakura and Misaki regained consciousness.)
Sakura: (notices Ichigo, shocked) What the--?!
Sasuke: (distorted) Fusion monsters! Kill him!!!
(Then, a bunch of green creatures, the Fusion monsters, charged towards the Soul Reaper, who, with a yell, sliced them to pieces with one fell swoop as red lights join in the flashing.)
Naruto, Misaki, Sakura and Rock Lee: (shocked, in unison) Wow!
Sasuke: (distorted, growls) You insolent brat! I'll get rid of you for good! FIRE STYLE, PHOENIX FLOWER JUTSU!!!
(The blue possessed ninja breathed fire at Ichigo, who dodged the flames by jumping onto a platform, letting the fire go around the arena like a special effect. And then, he began to sing as he fought with more of the green creatures.)
Ichigo: (singing) Mou dare mo kizutsuke wa shinai (I won't let anyone get hurt again!)
mou nidoto mayoi wa shinai (I won't hesitate again!)
taisetsu na mono mamoreru nara (To protect those important people)
osoreru mono wa nanimo nai (I will be afraid of nothing!)
(Now back in action, Naruto, Misaki, Sakura and Rock Lee joined Ichigo in fighting the Fusion monsters as five more people named Ben Tennyson, Orihime Inoue, Yasutora Sado, Uryu Ishida and Numbuh 5 of the Kids Next Door got onstage, and they all joined the singing. )
Heroes: (singing) Mou yume wo kowasare wa shinai (I won't let dreams be broken anymore!)
(as they ran up to Ichigo and get in fighting stances) mou namida nagashi wa shinai (I won't let tears be shed anymore!) afureru omoi toki hanatsu toki (It's time to release these overflowing emotions) osoreru mono wa nanimo nai (There's nothing to fear!)
Ichigo, Ben, Naruto and Misaki: (singing) Ai suru inochi sukuu tame dake ni (Only to save this life I love)
Orihime, Sado, Uryu and Numbuh 5: (singing) shinjiru kokoro mamoru tame dake ni (Believe in your heart's desire to protect.)
Ichigo: (singing) kizutsuitemo (Even if I'm hurt)
Orihime, Sado: (singing) taoretemo (Even if I'm falling)
Heroes: (as they charge to the front of the stage) hashiri tsuzukete iku dake (I won't stop running!)
(The lights turn dark with blue lights shining from the bottom and white spotlights shining as more heroes arrive; the Kids Next Door, Stickybeard, the Powerpuff Girls, Fuzzy Lumpkins, the Rowdyruff Boys, the rest of Ichigo's friends, the Foster's gang, the Eds, Ben's team (Gwen Tennyson, Kevin Levin and Grandpa Max), Samurai Jack, the heroes of TDI (Chris McLean, Chef Hatchet, Lindsay, Owen, Trent, Gwen, Harold, LeShawna, Duncan, Courtney, Geoff and Bridgette), Team Fullmetal (Edward and Alphonse Elric, Winry Rockbell, Rosé and the military), Courage the Cowardly Dog, Shirly, Juniper Lee, Team Grim (Billy, Mandy, Grim, Hoss Delgado, Nergal and Nergal Jr.), Meg Griffin, Team Inuyasha (Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango and Shippo), Team Ketchum (Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Lucario, May, Manaphy, Max, Jirachi, Dawn, Shaymin, Brock, Misty, Azurill and Tracey), Puffy AmiYumi, the Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Team Yugi, the rest of Team Naruto (Neji, Tenten, Shikamaru, Kiba, Ino, Hinata, Choji, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Tsunade and Guy), Po, Shifu, the Furious Five, the South Park gang(Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Marsha, Wendy, Butters, Ike, Token, Clyde, Bridon, Craig, Pip, Bebe and Tammy) and the Animalympics warriors (Henry Hummel, Boris Amphibiensky, Burnt Woody, Jackie Fuelit, Mark Spritz, Cora Lee Perrier, Bernard Drulinger, Melé, Barbara Warblers, Rugs Turkell, Keen Hacksaw, Brenda Springer, Barbara Warbler, Brenda Springer, René Fromage, Kit Mambo, Tatyana Tushenko, Bruce Kwakimoto, Dorrie Turnell, Bolt Jenkins, Kip Ngogo, Rolf Shmecker, Kurt Wuffner, Commander Lance Quiller of the European Axes, the Calamari Brothers, Dean Wilson, Ludmilla Steponyatova, Ono Nono, Eso Donorado w/ the Asian Stuffers lobsters, Primo Cabeza, Joey Gongolong, Dr. Abdul Jones, Ivan Disaventsky, Contessa, Coach Bear McClain w/ the North American Kodiaks).)
Sasuke: Damn it! It's the heroes Lord Fuse told me about!
(Sakura ran up ahead a bit and started singing.)
Sakura:(singing) moshimo deawanakereba
eru koto mo nai kurushimi wo (If we had never met, perhaps we wouldn't suffer from this pain right now.)
ima norikoeru koto ga ashita wo
te ni suru koto da to (Overcome it now and reach tomorrow.)
(Now everyone onstage, including Sasuke, Tai Lung, Jack O' Lantern, the New York Rats, Count Maurice Boar Deaux, some evil human-like minions and a lot of pumpkin creatures, began singing.)
Sasuke and villains: (singing) BLEACH!
All: (singing) Shinjiteiru ai mo mirai mo nanimo ka mo (Believing in love in the future and much more!)
Sasuke, Tai Lung, Jack O' Lantern and villains: (singing) BLEACH!
All: (singing) shinji tsuzukeru unmei ni tachi mukau chikara wo (Always believe and you'll have the power to change fate.)
BLEACH!
(As the instrumental break plays with the lights turning red, the villain began fighting the heroes that are onstage with the exception of Sakura, who tried to dodge Sasuke's deadly moves, even though Naruto clashed with him. Soon, she began singing again. This time, with Misaki, May and Blossom.)
Sakura, Misaki, May and Blossom: (singing) Ai suru inochi sukuu tame dake ni (Only to save this life I love)
Other heroes: (singing) shinjiru kokoro mamoru tame dake ni (Believe in your heart's desire to protect.)
Sakura, Misaki, May and Blossom: (singing) kizutsuitemo (Even if I'm hurt)
Other heroes: (singing) taoretemo (Even if I'm falling)
Heroes: (singing, as they defeat more Fusion monsters) hashiri tsuzukete iku dake (I won't stop running!)
BLEACH!
Shinjiteiru ai mo mirai mo nanimo ka mo (Believing in love in the future and much more!)
BLEACH!
shinji tsuzukeru unmei ni tachi mukau chikara wo (Always believe and you'll have the power to change fate.)
BLEACH!
(Sasuke soon got knocked down to the ground by an incredible hit from Nergal Junior's tentacles.)
Sasuke: Aaargh! Curses! My chance of defeating Naruto, ruined! (as he brings out a metal orb) This isn't over, heroes! I'll be back!!!
(Then, he slammed the orb to the ground and lets out smoke as he and the villains disappear with a dramatic pong and a white light flashing through the smoke and the other stage lights turning off, ending the song. The audience then began cheering and applauding wildly at the awesome performance.)
Neros: (V.O.) Ladies and gentlemen, we hope you enjoy the Halftime Show and preview of my future musical fic series: FusionFall, coming soon to a fan fiction website near you!
Sam: (V.O.) All right, now looks like the girls are just throwing cheap shots now...
Sailor Solaris: This will work.
Max: (V.O.) Okay, now Solaris got a bazooka and going for the run and gun. Or in this case, shoot and bazooka.
Sam: (V.O.) This is getting predictible than a Scooby-Doo episode.
(Sailor Solaris opens fire on Sailor Moon who dodge in time and blast her opponent, sending to the ground)
Sam: (V.O.) Whoa! Looks Sailor Moon has score...and taken the score!
Max: (V.O.) Nice to see some gal is enjoying herself here.
Sam: (V.O.) Especially some of the heroes Serena and Julayla knows. Before we get back to the game, let's do a little interview at seat side.
(We cut to the Geek, from Sam and Max's show, speaking with Atomic Betty)
Geek: Thanks Sam and Max. I am here talking with last Big Game winner, Atomic Betty. Betty, what do you think of the game so far?
Betty: (speaking into mike) Very cool and great! Both girls are giving it their all! We are on the edge of our seats but we have trouble keeping snacks over here.
Geek: Why's that?
(Someone pass Betty a snack but before she can eat it, the Tasmanian Devil appears and swallow it much to the two girls' surprise.)
Taz: (burps) Needs ketchup.
Betty: (sweatdrop) That's why.
Geek: Ooooookay. (to the camera) Back to the Big Game now in progress, folks.
(Cut back to the Big Game)
Sam: (V.O.) All righty, thanks Geek, now it appears both girls are transforming. Sailor Moon is turning into her eternal form...and yes, so is Sailor Solaris!
Max: (V.O.) Sound like the battle of the Ultimates here, Ultimate Babes, meow!
Sam: (V.O.) Calm down, Max, you barely like girls!
Sam: (V.O.) Now then, both girls have gotten Heart Containers, healing themselves up. They will need them because they are getting dog tired there.
Max: (V.O.) Or rabbit tired! Yuk, yuk, yuk!
Sam: (V.O.) Both girls are at it again and...ooh! Solaris has knock Sailor Moon and into the spinning blades of death!
Max: (V.O) 'Spinning blades of death'? This field doesn't even have an ash tray!
Sam: (V.O.) Then what were those things Sailor Moon just hit?
(Sailor Moon yelps as she got slap...by a twirling Stooge metal hand)
Sailor Moon: Ouch!
(Replay)
Sam: (V.O.) Okay, looks like the replay suggest that Sailor Moon has run right into a Stooge slap.
Max: (V.O.) Provided by our friends at a studio no one gives a care about anymore.
(Back to the game)
Sam: (V.O.) Now Sailor Moon has recover and fires her Moon Tiara Boomerang. Uh oh, looks like Jules has pull out a weapon of our own now.
Sailor Solaris: Eat cow!
Max: (V.O) Eat cow? What the hell?
(Suddenly Solaris got out a launcher and opens fire, sending cows flying at Sailor Moon)
Sam: (V.O.) Now we got something. It's raining cows so expect things to get dirty! Sailor Moon is running around now...
Max: (V.O.) Bad time to take a rest!
(A cow lands on Sailor Moon hard)
Sam: (V.O.) And Solaris has scored. Sailor Moon think she got things under control for a moment there.
(Replay)
Sam: (V.O.) Sailor Solaris has pull this trick from out of South Park. And while there should be a violation of cruelty to animals, but I hear no whistle.
Max: (V.O.) Hell, our enemies did cruelty to us and no one even gives a darn!
Sam: (V.O.) As we are getting down to the end of the third quarter, both girls are taking it to the minefield. I really hope they don't 'mind' the 'mines'.
Max: (V.O.) Don't do that again. And now, both girls are...
(Explosion)
Max: (V.O.) Are down and just when the clock ran out!
(We see the scoreboard showing the current score)
Sam: (V.O.) The score is now Solaris 60 and Sailor Moon 58, the latter is hanging on there. We're going to commercial break but when we get back, the last quarter of the big Game will be played on Cartoon Network Sports!
Tommy: Man, things are really getting intense down there.
Courage: Oh, and it's getting a bit brutal, too.
Shirly: It would seem they are only fighting for people's entertainment...ashame really. It's worse than the Fangirl Syndromes.
Angelica: (concerned) What?
Swiper: What the heck's a Fangirl Syndrome?
Shirly: There's more than one syndrome, Swiper. The first type of Syndrome of the Fangirl is the "Very Excitable Fangirl Syndrome". It's not too dangerous if you're not too close to the nosy person. Another is the "Lovey Dovey Fangirl Syndrome". That syndrome will go all ga ga over someone they think is hot, cute, and/or charming, no matter how good or evil he may turn out to be. The final syndrome is something to really worry about.
(They looked closely to her.)
Shirly: The "Rabid Fangirl Syndrome". That syndrome will tear that person apart and/or do something worse than that as she would glomp all over him.
Boots: Ewww, I hope that never happens.
Dora: If it does, we'll have to stop the fangirls.
Shirly: There is one other syndrome of the fangirl.
Alan: Oh great, what's that?
Shirly: The Lustful Fangirl Syndrome. It's a puzzling one worth mentioning.
Phil: I hate to ask what that one would do.
Shirly: Well, it's kind of like the first two symptoms I have mentioned earlier, except for a few things...for an example, if you were to look at a Toon character, say for example, Professor Ratigan, these will be those thoughts: First it will be blushing constantly with starry eyes. Another is if you have the urge to go near him, and lastly, and most puzzling of all, is if you have dreams of lust for that said person, which doesn't go away unless you either write it down or actually kiss that said person to get it out of your system if you aren't truly in love.
Courage: Oooooh, that's not a good thing if that happens.
Sam: (V.O.) Welcome back, folks, and the fourth quarter of the Big Game XXXVIII: Solaris vs. Moon. Both girls are heal up and back in this.
Max: (V.O.) Looks like Solaris is looking through the playbook...or in this case, the datebook.
(We see photos of Fuzzy in her book. Solaris looks up and closes the book quickly while blushing)
Solaris: Hey!
Sam: (V.O.) Sounds like someone like the Lovey Dovey Syndrome.
Max: (V.O.) Watch it, she's about to get a kick in the butt in the syndrome...
Sailor Moon: Hut!
(Sailor Moon kicks Sailor Solaris right in the butt sending her across the field)
Sam: (V.O.) Big kick, ten points!
(Replay)
Sam: (V.O.) Now how did this craziness starts? Oh yes, Sailor Solaris was looking at photos of her Fuzzy Wuzzy. She was so focus that she didn't see Sailor Moon until it's too late.
Max: (V.O.) Here's proof, kids. Not all blonds are idiots.
(Cut back to the Big Game)
Sam: (V.O.) Needless to say, Jules is not pleased at all. She is back to her feet and she is picking up...
Max: (V.O.) Mother clucker! Solaris is using a chicken! She's playing dirty, folks!
Solaris: Eat eggs, Serena!
(Solaris fires eggs, causing a few of them to hit Sailor Moon in the progress)
Sam: (V.O.) Well, in the Big Game, folks, you got to expect crazy things like this to happen.
Max: (V.O) Yeah, but when the hell is Sailor Moon going back to her basic attacks??
Sailor Moon: Moon Tiara Boomerang!
(Sailor Moon fires her attack knocking the chicken away from Solaris0
Max: (V.O.) Oh, there's one!
Solaris: Solaris Attack!
Sam: (V.O.) Jules is pulling something out but Sailor Moon got out of there in time.
Sailor Moon: Sailor Body Kick!
Max: (V.O.) What, that dumb ass move? That won't work!
(The girl hits her opponent sending her across the field0
Sam: (V.O.) You spoke too soon, Max! It was successful this time and Sailor Moon score.
(Replay)
Sam: (V.O) You folks can tell that Sailor Moon got physical attacks that aren't always successful. But here in the Big Game, the Moon Kingdom princess was able to prove move critics wrong.
(The blast hit the stadium as everything flashed. As that happened, Courage's group felt themselves flying as they screamed, just as a portal opened up.)
Shirly: Another portal?
(Then, when it cleared, both Sailor Moon and Solaris, in normal forms stood for a moment before Sailor Solaris finally fell with the bell ringing.)
Sam: (V.O.) That's it! Sailor Moon wins!
Max: (V.O.) I guess not everyone can think a meatball head like her could think she would take on someone like her.
Sam: (V.O.) And the final score is...Sailor Moon 500 and Sailor Solaris 499. Ooooh, so close.
(Then, Sailor Moon came to Sailor Solaris, helping her up.)
Sailor Moon: Great game. You did your best.
Sailor Solaris: (grins) You too, Serena.
JusSonic: (V.O.) It's over! Even though Sailor Moon has won, she has with her a heart of gold!
Alan: (watching) Ugh, stupid Meatball Head helping that freak!
Cree: Let it go, Alan.
Tommy: Come on, I think the others are expecting us back.
(With that, the group left the area with the portal closing.)
Charles: Thank you everyone for sticking with us on this wonderful game.
JusSonic: You said it, Charles. And thanks to everyone who supported them. I'm JusSonic.
Charles: And I'm Charles Roberts.
JusSonic: Good fight, good night!
(Then, the screen became blank.)
Geek's Voice: Hey, where did Courage and the others go anyway?
The End of the Big Game...and to be continued in Kouja no Senshi's Chrono Arc.