A/N: This fanmake is parodying the new Muppet Show comic book series. Which means it's time for the Toonpets!
Sketch 1: Toonpet News Flash
The story begins in the news room as a familiar voice spoke up.
Kent's Voice: Here is a Toonpet News Flash!
Kent Brockman comes into the room holding the report as he turns tot he camera and speak in.
Kent Brockman: This just in...produce market prices fell today when someone used cheap glue to stick price tags on the rutabagas.
Laughing is heard as Kent reads on.
Kent: A spokesman told our reporter exclusively, "You want to talk to Mister Bedford, I'm only the janitor."
We hear more laughing as the reprot continues.
Kent: In entertainment news...actor Denzel Crocker denies reports that he had a facelift. The rumors reportedly wiped the smile and ears off the back of his neck.
More laughing as Kent gets another reporter to read.
Ken: The president has today issued a warning that the extra-hot summer has left water reserves dangerously low! When asked when they would be high again, he replied, "When you see me standing on a stool with my trouser legs rolled up."
More laughing is heard.
Kent: And finally, we are receiving unconfirmed reports that "The Toonpet Show" is back on the air in a new format, that of the so-called "fan-fiction". Viewers are requests to make the necessary adjustments...HEY!
Keny said this as a page flipped from nowhere and going right to the intro.
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The hole opened as Danny came out and spoke to the audience.
Danny: It's the Toonpet Show! Whah!
The audience cheered for him. The sign with Danny lifted up as the band began playing the music. The curtain pulled up, revealing some pillars while Charlie played the piano and Coach Z tooted his horn. Things are beginning to happen like Pleakley running as Jumba chase him with a potion, Gir is holding his boomerang fish, Grim is looking confused as another Toonpet is about to blow him up, etc. Five Toonpets came out, then they pointed to the upper arches, where the Toonpet ladies and Imaginary Friends were walking backwards and singing.
Lady Toonpets: (singing) It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Toonpets on the Toonpet Show tonight.
On "It's time to meet", they peeked out of the arches. At the other side, the male Toonpets danced sideways and sang.
Male Toonets: (singing) It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to get things started
At the balcony, Lumpus and Slinkman were on the balcony.
Slinkman: (frowns) A Toonpet Show fan-fiction! Oh no, they're back to corrupt a new medium.
Slinkman: Why's it called a medium?
Lumpus: (smirking) Cause it's rarely well done! Ho ho!
Shirly appears looking annoyed!
Shirly: "Corrupt?!" I'll have you know I'm fully licensed by the Board of Moon Kingdom People! Now don't interrupt me. I'm trying to summon the spirits of the Sitting Ducks!
Shirly leaces while Lumpus frowns at her.
Lumpus: Do we still have those rotten eggs? I'd like to strike a happy medium.
Lumpus: Save them for the boy and his board, sir. I have a feeling we're going to need 'em.
The audience laughed as Danny was sitting on the floor of the stage and sang.
Danny: (singing) It's time we get things started
As they all sang, the camera pulled back as it revealed each Toonpet on arches.
All: (singing) On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Toonpetational
This is what we call the Toonpet Show!
Then, the sign saying "The Toonpet Show" came down. Inside the hole was Fuzzy Lumpkins holding a horn. He tried to blew on it but out came a balloon animal much to the cursed beast's surprise. The audience laughed at this.
In the backstage area, Mr. Herriman hops in holding a bag of letters.
Mr. Herriman: Tip, tip! Mail's arrived, everybody!
Fuzzy and Julayla walks up to the rabbit as he pulls out a big gun and gave it to the cursed beast.
Mr. Herriman: This one's yours, Master Lumpkins.
Fuzzy: Sweet! My new deluxe tapicoa bazooka! Just is what I's need to keep peoples offs my property!
Julayla: The only people you chase off are Townsville people, squirrel and Ace.
Fuzzy: Aye, is it muh faults you counts as my property?
Julayla: (giggling) Nope!
Mr. Herriman then goes over to the band and dropped off a lot of letters for them.
Mr. Herriman: Fan mail for the band, everyone, and I have send all the emails to your usual address, Master Bad!
Strong Bad: All right, sweet! Way better than that letter crap!
Homestar: I like letters!
Mr. Herriman hops over to June, Ray-Ray and Monroe and gave them fan mail, though one for Ray-Ray.
Mr. Herriman: Fan mail for Miss and Master Lee and Master Monroe.
Monroe: (noticed) I see you got only one today, lad.
Ray-Ray: Hey, can I help it if my fans respect my privacy?!
Mr. Herriman now goes over to Danny and gave him a letter.
Mr. Herriman: Aaand this one's for you.
Danny: (grins) Thanks, Mr. Herriman!
Danny opens the letter and check the contents. His smile change to a worried look then a sad one. Danny put the letter down and spoke.
Danny: Oh.
*****
Act 2: Bang, Boom, Splat and Pow
The audience applauds as we see one boys and three men named Casper, Stretch, Fatso and Stinky sitting on a log, eating beans and such as a song begins.
Casper: (singing) Four little hop-men sitting on a tree -
Fatso and Stinky and Stretch and me.
Fatso found some beans and showed them to the gang.
We all had a bean, then Fatso went...
Suddenly Fatso explodes making a 'Bang' noise startling the others, horrifing them. They all look nervous as the song continues.
Casper: (singing) Three little hop-men gave a nervous cough
Something in those beans made Fatso go off!
Stinky said it's fine, at least he made some room.
Everyone laughed, then Stinky went...
Now Stinky explodes causing a 'boom' noise, leaving Casper and Stretch the only ones still alive, looking scared and more terrified.
Casper: (singing) Two little hop-men looking kindof scared.
We wanted to move, but nobody dared.
Both Stretch and I stayed rigid where we sat.
Stretch gave a hiccup, then Stretch went...
Casper jumps back as Stretch exploded making a 'splat' noise. The little boy looks afraid and stays where he's at.
Casper: (singign) One little hop-men afraid to bat an eye -
Too scared to move, too scared to try.
I wonder what will happen now?
Perhaps I'll breathe, and then go...
Just then Casper exploded making a 'pow noise. We now see the four, dead and as ghosts, hanging out on a cloud as the song is about to be over. Fatso however looks alarmed as he is getting too close to the edge of the cloud.
Casper: (singing) Four little hop-men dancing on a cloud,
Feeling grand and singing proud!
Just don't dance too far to the right -
These clouds are small, and someone might...
Suddenly Fatso fell off the cloud much to the alarm of the other new ghosts.
Fatso: AAAAAAAAAH!!!
The remaining ghosts watch Fatso falling some more before Stretch spoke.
Stretch: I don't know about you dead-beats, but I quit!
Casper: Yeah. Mmm.
Stinky: Uh-huh. You bet.
The audience applauds as the act is finish. In the balcony, Lumpus and Slinkman watch on.
Slinkman: Well, as much as I don't mind the show, that was ridiculous!
Lumpkus: It certainly was! Hey, care for a bean?
Slinkman takes the bean and eat it. Suddenly the moose yelps as the slug thing exploded making a 'boom' noise.
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In the backstage area, as the Toonpets go about their usual activites, Charlie the dog is playing on the piano making a song. However he stops as he looks puzzled while lifting up an ear. Just then Jonny 2x4 with Plank arrives, the boy holding a book.
Jonny: Hey, Charlie! Plank is asking you to check this out -- we hae finally received the new joke b...
Charlie: Shh! Listen!
The boy stops as he and Charlie hears banjo noises coming from somewhere. The others arrive just as Charlie spoke.
Charlie: Danny on the banjo. Beautiful, ain't it?
Jonny: Yeah, but Plank said it sounds kinda...sad.
Julayla: (concerned) I wonder if he's feeling down.
Fuzzy: (annoyed) Aye, I played Joe at times and no one comments on muh playing!
Bloo: Oh, who cares about your playing, fuzz head?
Julayla frowns as she kicks Bloo.
Bloo: Ouch!
Jonny: Maybe he's remembering a lost friend.
Fuzzy: I betchas he's remembering a lot sweetheart!
June: (frowns) How about a lost banjo! He should put that thing down and pay more attention to me!
Ray-Ray: (smirks) Why? Thinking ghost boy is dumping ya for an old girl, big butt?
June: Shut up, Ray-Ray!
As Danny kept playing the banjo offscreen, Timmy appears looking worried.
Timmy: Oh, wow! I haven't ehard that tune in years!
Delete: Really? You know what it is, Timmy?
Timmy: Sure! It's the old standard "The Pond Where I Was Born." Uncle Danny must be pining for the swamp.
Jonny: (surprised) So he's homesick?
Charlie: I guess that would explain it. We've all been there.
Monroe: Aye.
Ray-Ray: (rolling eyes) Not June! She couldn't wait to leave home and find an adoring audience!
June: I do so, Ray-Ray!
Delete: (grins) An audience! That's it! If we can get performing, he'll snap out of it in no time!
Julayla: That always works for me!
Fuzzy: Of course, in your case, a broken bone or two really helps focus your mind on what's really important...like traction and health insurance!
Julayla: (glaring) Usually when you go on rampages!!
As Delete was looking at the pad that has the acts paper on it, three old people came up to him.
Old man: 'Evenin'.
Old man 2: Hey Delete! We're the Senior Citizen Squad, uh...what are our names again?
Old woman: (annoyed) Maurice, Sheldon and Lydia, the last one is me, you old fool!
Delete: Sorry, folks -- we're gonna have to cancel your number. Danny's public awaits!
Lydia: (angrily) Listen, you duncebucket -- if you think we come all this way to turn around and go back to the home, you're off your stinking rocket! Sheldon and Maurice's been look forward to this all week and they're very easily bewildered! Now either get us into an act or we will show you to the scrapyard!
Laughing is heard as Delete looks nervous.
Delete: Well, uh...m-mayabe we can some some part in Danny's sketch for you three?
Lydia: (scoffs) I should think so. Least you can do, quite frankly.
Delete: (sheepishly) Setting that up right now, Mrs. Gilligan, madam!
Delete leaves as a concerned Sheldon looks around and spoke.
Sheldon: Hey. Hey, you two! Psst. You two!
Maurice: Uh, what Sheldon?
Sheldon looks around as the other two lean in to listen in.
Sheldon: (whispering) I think the nurses must've redocrated while we were having our nap.
Lydia looks disbelief as laughing is heard some more.
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Act 3: Planet Endor: Close Encounters Of The Furry Kind
The next act has started and we see Danny, in his reporter outfit, reporting.
Danny: Well, ah, yes, here we are on the Planet Endor, and it's a very exciting moment, because we are about to witness the first contact between the native Ewoks and their closest galactic neighbors, the Noobs!
Two Ewoks appear looking at the guy via their binoculars as Danny continues.
Danny: The Noobs are a famously peaceful race of beings, and the Ewoks have been awaiting this historic meeting for generations! As you can see, they are very excited about the prospect!
As Danny continues, the Ewoks have set up a radio generator thing while wearing headphones.
Danny: Apparently, the Ewoks originally made contact with the Noobs by intercepting their radio broadcasts! Each radio wave has taken eleven years to reach here, and each reply has taken another eleven years to return to the Planet Noobatron.
Music is being played as the two Ewoks danced happily.
Danny: So, as you can imagine, this whole process has taken generations to lead up to this point, and the Ewoks are taking it all very seriously indeed.
The Ewoks gasp with one of them pointing upward in excitement as a gust of wind came from above.
Danny: Well, it looks like as if the Noob Ship is about to land, folks! Ladies and gentlemen -- we are about to witness the first meeting between two alien races! What an astonishing symbol of the desire for peaceful contact between their cultures!
Suddenly the ship landed on the two Ewoks making a big 'splat' noise much to Danny's shock. Laughing is heard afterwards.
Danny: (nervously) Er, ah...well, here on Endors things aren't quite working out as we'd hoped. Join me again soon, where I'm almost certainly be acting as official war correspondent.
The door to the ship opens as Lydia and Maurice came out of the ship.
Danny: (sweatdrop) In about a week, by the look of things.
More laughing is heard as Danny leaves the set. Lydia frowns as she and Maurice left themselves. Sheldon, the last to leave the ship, looks confused.
Sheldon: Are we on?
Laughing is heard like mad as the audience applauds while the act came to a close.
Then, an interlude came as it showed Mr. Tickle looking at his latest victim.
Mr. Grumpy's Voice: Are you tired of having people tickle you when you least expect it?
It then showed June walking with some dishes before Mr. Tickle tickled her as she laughed, making herself drop the dishes before she grabbed his arms.
June: Cut that out!
Mr. Grumpy's Voice: Or when you don't feel like being tickled?
It then showed Lumpus before he yelped, being tickled by Mr. Tickle before he fell to the ground just as Mr. Grumpy came to the scene.
Mr. Grumpy: Not a pretty sight, is it?
He then took out a device with gloved hands.
Mr. Grumpy: If you want to stop this tickling, this should help. Mr. Grumpy's Finger Knot Backpack, so no one will tickle a funny bone.
Laughter was heard as he continued.
Mr. Grumpy: It's the only bag to tie fingers who try to tickle you.
Then, the screen showed Danny fixing a part of the wall.
Mr. Grumpy: Watch what happens to this unsuspecting tickle target.
Mr. Tickle: (appearing) I think somebody needs a tickle!
He tickled hard as Danny laughed before crashing to the wall, then coughed some nails.
Danny: Crud, guess I got too much iron.
Laughter was heard before it showed the same scene once more, though with the backpack on himself.
Mr. Grumpy: Now watch what happens when wearing the Finger Knot Backpack.
Mr. Tickle tried tickling Danny from behind. However, Mr. Tickle yelped, then pulled his fingers back with laughter heard as tied fingers were shown.
Mr. Grumpy: Yes, you too, can be safe from the tickling menace. And wearing this will make sure you're 100 percent tickle free.
He then showed Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad wearing the same thing, though Mr. Tickle tried. He yelped, nearly getting tied up.
Strong Bad: Now that's tying the knot!
More laughter was heard.
Mr. Grumpy: Call now and you'll receive a copy of "The Ways of Loneliness Being Better" Book. So order now...because face it, not everyone wants to be tickled.
He then patted the back of the backpack before he yelped. Then, he pulled his arms, revealing them to be tied up, with annoyance.
Mr. Grumpy: Well, there goes another invention to be wasted.
In the backstage area, the Senor Citizen Squad were walking past followed by two squashed Ewoks as Danny watch on.
Sheldon: I still think the act went well.
Lydia: You were both crud!
Maurice: I have no idea what is going on...
Ewok #1: (annoyed) Flattened! I was flattened!
Ewok #2: Mya gent said we were working for a flat rate, but this is crazy!
Laughing is heard as we see Fuzzy and Jonny (with Plank) approaching Danny.
Fuzzy: (whispering) Okay, Jonny, you ready?
Jonny: (whispering) Yep! Time for us to cheer up a halfa!
Danny looks surprised as Fuzzy put his arm around Danny and spoke as Jonny watch.
Fuzzy: Ay, Danny old ghost pal! How's everything goings?
Jonny: Hey, Danny! Fuzzy, Plank and I just wanted to say we think you're doing a great job.
Danny: (dryly) You can't have a raise.
Laughter is heard as Jonny, Plank is earing a viking hat making the halfa uneasy, spoke up.
Jonny: No, no, no, you don't get it. We just want to tell you how much you're appreciated.
Fuzzy: Right!
Danny: (uneasy) Errr...okay...
Plank is now wearing a top hat with an arrow in it while wearing a monocle. Fuzzy spoke as Danny looks even more uneasy.
Fuzzy: Yep! You're our number-one halfa, all right.
Danny: Okay, okay, very funny. Where is it?
Fuzzy: (puzzled) Where's what?
Plank is, along with Jonny, wearing a red fireman helmet with a yellow shield on the top as well as Groucho Marx glasses.
Danny: The hidden camera. I'm sure this will all seem hiliarious one day.
Fuzzy: (concerned) What's wrong? Can't we just lavish praish for yew for no reason, breaking thirty years of precedent?
Danny: (frowns) Oh for the love of...
Danny then leaves much to the cocnern of Jonny and Fuzzy, Plank is now wearing a seashell like hat.
Fuzzy: Well, that worked.
Jonny: I don't get it! Plank's old hat routine usually has 'em in stitches! Of course, we have only tested it on three-year-olds...
Laughing is heard as we now go to timmy who is looking through a recipe book labeled '1001 Halfa Recipes'.
Timmy: (grins) Oh boy, this is genius! When Uncle Danny tastes this Lily Pad Goulash, he'll either be delighted or he'll remembered why he left the swamp in the first place! Either way, we're golden!
Timmy then noticed Homsar passing by holding a pot.
Timmy: Hey, Homsar! I need your help! Can I ask yout o whip something...?
Homsar: Oh! Me like to throw the four-ninty!
Timmy: (points) See this recipe? I need you to prepare it for Uncle Danny.
Homsar: (puzzled) Can I cook the paper and feed it to the goats?
Timmy: No, no, no...let's see, how can I make this clearer? Uh, me want you to cook dish for halfa! Dish for Halfa! See?
Homsar: The time for horse half gas mark six?
Timmy: (smiles) Gas mark six! Okay, I think we're getting somewhere. Harley time for Jeffersons for halfas at gas mark six!
Homsar nods and spoke up.
Homsar: I get now! I prepared for tonight of halfa and halfa gas mark six!
Timmy yelps as Hosmar grabs him and puts him in a pot.
Homsar: Oooh, halfa and halfa gas mark six!
Timmy: (horrified) Gah! No, wait, you're making a terrible...
Homsar: Cook halfa and halfa gas mark six! Order up the gas mark up, Bob! Ha ha!
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Act 4: Homar: Prepares Halfa's Legs Goulash (Just like mama used to make!)
We now see Homsar on his set singing his gibberish song before he spoke while his arm is on the lid of the same pot Timmy is trapped in.
Homsar: Ooh, time to break up the Osborns! Break the leg! Dump the tipptop!
Homsar removes the lid and takes a familiar terrified boy out.
Timmy: Gah! Stop! You've got this all wrong! I...
Homsar: Honk honk, pound the fairy, doo doo dumb dum!
Homsar holds Timmy by the legs while the boy is struggling before holding outa knife.
Homsar: Prepare tonight for the cutting legs of Anderson Jefferson, paly pal!
Timmy: Whoa, whoa, Homsar! There are no halfas or kids int his dish...you make it with lilies! Lilies! Got it?
Homsar: (puzzled) Eat the flowers?
Timmy: Lilies, yes!
Homsar: No choppy chop and have fun on the slide?
Timmy: (annoyed) You can chop things up if you want -- as long as it's not me or a member of my immediate family!
The embarrassed Hosmar puts Timmy down on the table, the boy dusting himself off while glaring angrily at the cook who is leaving the stage. Later, we see Homsar, with a knife behind his back, approaching a table where Casper and the Ghostly Trio, still in their ghost forms, were playing cards.
Homsar: Time for recipe of ghosties?
The four ghosts glanced at Homsar and look nervous.
Act 5 (well not really but use your imagination!): Operation: Cheer-Up
Danny was looking at a clipboard as we see Homsar chasing the screaming Casper and Ghostly Trio in the background. As time goes by, odd things begin to happen.
1:06 - Ridiculous Tricks
We see Jonny and Plank playing card tricks for Danny, who doesn't seem a bit impressed.
2:15 - They're Overly Keen
Danny was writing in a notebook whiel glancing at Delete, Charlie and June tap dancing nearby wearing the usual top hats and holding the usual canes. The halfa is confused now.
2:24 - A Little Bit More
Danny looks dumbstruck as Timmy, Julayla and Zapp Branigan join in the tap dancing as well.
3:33 - A Stranger To Glee
Grievous, an arm around Danny, was showing some books to the halfa who looks around in confusion.
4:42 - A Musical Brew
Danny is watching the band playing a song while Strong Mad was pounding the drums like mad.
Danny: (thinking) What are these people doing?!
4:48 - It's Something He Ate
Danny is holding a hand to his face in embarrassment while Fuzzy was spitting out fire like mad that he swallowed from a torch he's holding. A bit later, Danny was writing in a book when he noticed Coop and Jamie walking backwards motioning to something offscreen.
Coop: Okay, over here...little bit more...little bit more...
Jamie: Aaand...stop.
Danny saw, to his surprise, Homsar bringing in a three layer cake, much to his confusion.
Coop: (smirks) Cool, huh?
Kiva: Okay -- all together now, one...two...and --
Danny was surprised when the others start to sing.
Others: (singing) For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow
And so say all of us!
Suddenly a familiar Asian girl pops out of the cake, wearing a nice dress and such.
June: Ta-daaah! What do you think, Danny?
Danny: (angrily) All right, all right! I don't know what's going on here, but you all seem to think I need to be treated with kid gloves for some reason. Well, I don't! I'm absolutely fine!
The others look stunned and/or worried as Danny stroms off.
Danny: (looking back) Oh, and "Freaks In Space" is up next.
Delete looks confused as he looks through a clipboard a bit.
Delete: Hmm...this is weird. We ordered a four-layer cake.
June: (scoffs) An artist does not eat her own props, Dee-Dee...
We now see a dirty spaceship going through space as the narrator spoke up.
Narrator: And now it's time for...FREAKS IN SPACE!
We see pictures of the cast as the announcer introducing them.
Narrator: Starring Captain Zapp Zapp Branigan, First Mate Juniper Lee and the peripatetic Dr. Scratchensniff. When we last saw the ship Freak Trek, it has crash-landed on the reeking swamp planet Dagobah! Only a heroic sacrifice by the kind-but-smelly Dagobah monsters enable the ship to break free of its muddy clutches! Now read on...
Inside the bridge, June was pressing a few buttons while Zapp was looking in his mirror, both are very dirty indeed.
June: (frowns) Bad news, guys -- the crash damaged our water tanks! We've got no running water until we get to Atlanta, Georgia.
Zapp: (shocked) N-no showers? But...but I have a date with Princess Perlipat of Canadian Minor tonight! How can I show my beautiful face?!
Laughing is heard as June frowns at Zapp in disbelief.
June: Princess Perlipat? How in blazes did you hook up with her?
Zapp: (smiles) I rescued her from the clutches of the villainous Mayor of Atlanta, Georgia last week...she was, shall we say, extremely grateful!
Dr. Scratchensniff, also dirty, looks horrified as he speaks.
Scratchensniff: Gah! Zapp, no! Cancel! Dump the moronic ninny! We can't afford to offend the Atlantans! We need water -- dating her will cause a diplomatic incident!
Zapp: (disbelief) Cancel? Are you crazy?! Why, just last month she was voted "Face Most Likely To Star A War" by Galactic Toon Quartley magazine!
June: (dryly) That's kind of the point.
More laughter is heard.
Scratchensniff: Anyway, what kind of an impression will you make when you reek like a blocked-up sewer?
Zapp: (cross arms) I rather thought I could hide the smell with my three-year supply of Acme Dedorant! I'd only need half of it...
June: (annoyed) Acme Deodorant?! But the Acme Corporation has been exploiting the inhabits of Canadian Minor for three generations since the death of Marvin Acme! One whiff of it and they may as well declare war on us!
More laughter is heard as Zapp looks worried and sheepish.
Zapp: B-but Princess Perlipat has that great marble hot tub...
Scratchensniff: (worried) Marble?! Not the Venusian Marble, I hope! They make that stuff from Puppy Dog Tails!
June: Gah! He has got a point, captain! You could have Krypto and the Dog Star Patrol come down on both planets like a ton of saint bernards!
More laughter is heard as Zapp groans and looks down.
Zapp: (sighs) I give up. Is there anything I can do that won't cause an interplanetary incident?
Zapp looks himself in a mirror as Scratchensniff looks on. The captain shrugs a bit.
Zapp: Oh well...there are worse ways to spend an evening.
The audience laughs as we go to outside the dirty ship as it flies on.
Zapp's Voice: Hmmm...do you think I'm getting bags under my eyes?
Narrator: Will Captain Zapp Branigan and Princess Perlipat ever get near the marble hot tub? Will Doctor Scratchensniff cancel his subscruiption to Galactic Toon Quarterly? Will First Mate Juniper Lee be clean enough to sit in a cake again?
June's Voice: Hey! Don't make me leave this ship, bub!
Narrator: Errr...right. Hold this episode up to a mirror so you won't need to read the next episode of...FREAKS IN SPAAACE!
******
Back in the backstage area, June, Zapp (still looking at himself in a mirror) and Scratchensniff head back to their dressing rooms all clean. Danny and Timmy are talking.
Danny:...nothing wrong with me, Timmy!
Timmy: (narrows) There is too, Uncle Danny! You can fool the others, but you can't fool me!
Danny: I don't know why everyone has this kooky idea that I need help, but --
Timmy: I heard the song, Uncle Danny.
Danny: (surprised) What?
Timmy: I heard the Song "The Pond Where I was Born", wasn't it?
Danny: (concerned) You heard that?
Timmy: Duh, we all heard it.
Danny: Ah.
Timmy: The thing is, Uncle Danny...I remember how that song goes and I remember how it ends. And so far you haven't sung it all the way to the end.
Danny: What are you trying to say, Timmy?
Timmy looks determined as he continued.
Timmy: Well...I think you need to get out on that stage! I think you need to pick up that banjo and sing that song with all your heart! Because if you never sing the end of it you'll never remembered what it's really about and you'll keep on feeling sorry for yourself!
Danny looks concerned and thoughtful as the laughter happens. Timmy looks worried at this.
Danny: Ouch.
Timmy: (worried) I'm...I'm sorry Uncle Danny. I didn't mean to...
Danny: (sighs) No, no...you're right. That's exactly what I've been doing. I see that now. And your idea is so crazy...
Danny then looks determined as he held up his banjo as Timmy smiles.
Danny:...it might just work.
Laughter is heard after this.
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Act 7: Danny's song
We got to the stage as the curtains open. The audience applaud as Danny, holding a banjo, appears in front of a swamp like set.
Danny: Okay, this is a song I used to hear back in the swamp. I...I guess I'll let you make up your own minds about it. I'll still making up mine, now that I think about it.
The audience laughs a bit as Danny sat down on a trunk of a prop tree. The halfa then begins playing the banjo for a few minutes or so before he begins to sing.
Danny: (singing) In the pond where I was born
The air was clean and free.
The swamp, it seemed a paradise;
The crocodiles were very nice.
My mother gave me sound advice
From the bottom of a tree.
Danny plays his banjo for a few minutes as the song continues.
Danny: (singing) In the pond where I was born
She sat me on her knee.
She told me, be polite and kind
And friendship you will surely find.
Try always to improve your mind;
Be all that you can be.
As Danny coninutes to sing, we see a flashback of thehalfa leaving the swamp holding the stuff in a blanket on a stick. Danny in the flashback looks back sadly at the swamp as the real one kept singing.
Danny: In the pond where I was born
I felt the theater's call.
I knew that I would ahve to go
And leave the swamp that I loved so.
I packed my bags and didn't know
If I'd make it back at all.
So the theater took me in -
And I had so much to learn!
But the swamp I knew would still be there;
Its mud, its damp, its stagnant air.
I'd dream about it twice a year
And think, "I must return."
Now years
Have come and Gone
And the theater is my home.
The swamp's a distant memory,
And yet as I can see,
It'll always be a part of me.
Wherever I should roam.
Danny stops playing the banjo for a moment to stare on in hesitation. Then he turns to the side and saw Timmy, watching from the rafters, giving the halfa a thumbs up and the ok sign. Danny nod as he finishes the song up.
Danny: (singign) It'll always be a part of me.
Wherever I should roam.
Soon the song was over as Danny watch as the audience applauded for the song happily.
*******
Back in the backstage area, the Toonpets watch on and smiled as Danny walks up to Timmy who is feeling proud and such.
Timmy: There! You see? You see? You had to sing the last verse! I know you just had to!
Danny: (grins) Timmy, I think you deserve a ten per cent raise!
Timmy: I don't get paid, Uncle Danny!
Laughter is heard as Danny chuckles a bit.
Danny: Remind me to fix that.
Timmy: (grins) You bet I will!
Danny: And now, if you'll excuse me for a minute...
Timmy: Do what you gotta!
As the others watch, Danny got onto a box and turn to face everyhone as he spoke.
Danny: Okay, everyone! Thank you for being concerned! I admit I've been a little down lately and it's been affecting my work -- that's unprofessional, and I apologize. But a certain little fairy boy has...well, he's put things into perspective for me and I think he deserve three chears!
The Toonpets cheer happily as Timmy blush in embarrassment.
Toonpets: (singing) For he's a holly good fellow...
Timmy: (embarrassed) Wow! I...really?
The toons pick Timmy up and toss him up and down in the hair making the boy as Danny watch with a grin.
Toonpets: Hip hip...hooray! Hip hip...hooray! Hip hip...hooray!
Danny: (determined) All right, everybody. Now get back to work! We've got a show to do here!
As the group goes back to work, Strong Bad, Coach Z and the Cheat prepares to do so themselves.
Strong Bad: Well, what the frig do you know! Looks like the halfa's back...
Coach Z: Oh yeah.
The Cheat: Eh!
********
Later, on the rooftop of the theater, we hear banjo playing. We now see that it's Danny playing the banjo, a little better this time. Just then Timmy walks up to him.
Timmy: Hey, Uncle Danny. Mind if I joiny you?
Danny: Mmm? (smiles) Oh, hi, Timmy. Sure, be my guest.
Timmy then sat down next to Danny as he spoke.
Timmy: I'm glad you're feeling beter. But there's still one thing I got to know.
Danny: Go ahead.
Timmy: Well...what was in that letter that made you so glum in the first place?
Danny sighs as he spoke.
Danny: It's...kind of silly, really. It was from a cousin back in the swamp. He was telling me that the house where I was born has been pulled down to make way for a new butterfly overpass. Kinda dumb, I know. And it hit me that I can never go back.
Timmy: Sure you can. The swamp is still there. All he people you know are still there.
Danny: Oh, I know, I know. That's not quite what I mean. It's more about a state of mind. Somewhere at the back of my head I kind of thought that everything would still be the same if I ever went home.
Timmy looks worried as Danny continues.
Danny: Now I know it won't. And that's a shame. I felt like I'd lost something important.
Danny sighs as he look up at the sky.
Danny: You know...I sometiems wonder if I should have stayed there. Maybe settled down with a local girl, a Goth one maybe, and started a family. Sometimes I feel like life has passed me by, know?
Timmy: Gee, Uncle Danny...isn't one family enough?
Danny: (confused) Er...what do you mean?
Timmy: (grins) Look around you! We may be confused, nutty and a litle strange, but you've got a family right here!
Danny paused to think about this, then he smiles a bit.
Danny: You know, Timmy...I do believe you're right.
We pull away from the scene as Danny and Timmy continues.
Danny: So, in this family of ours, what exactly is Fuzzy?
Timmy: Ummm...actually, I might have to get back to you on that.
We hear laughter and applauding as the story comes to an end.
The new chapter opens to the balcony where two familiar hecklers are at.
Lumpus: Eh, believe it or not I have been looking forward to this show.
Slinkman: Well, it looks like old age is catching up to the rest of us!
Laughter is heard as Lumpus contineus.
Lumpus: Yup...it's a little odd. I keep thinking about the songs...the spetacle...the glamour...
Slinkman: They can be pretty spiffy when they want to be!
Lumpkus:...and then I remember....
Slinkman: (worried) Oh, no, wait, don't even try to tell me...
Lumpus:...the jokes!
Slinkman: (yelps) Oooohhh.
We hear laughter some more as both Lumpus and Slinkman gets a bit worried and scared.
Slinkma: This show is going to be absolutely terrible, isn't it sir?
Lumpus: (groaning) You hit the nail right into the lid.
**********
The hole opened as Danny came out and spoke to the audience.
Danny: It's the Toonpet Show! Whah!
The audience cheered for him. The sign with Danny lifted up as the band began playing the music. The curtain pulled up, revealing some pillars while Charlie played the piano and Coach Z tooted his horn. like Gir throwing a fish that hits Grievous in the back of the head, Coco is beign chased by Homsar with a knife, an annoyed Juniper Lee is punching a monster harassing, the band looks like a hippie one, etc. We see a banner being hang that said 'Tonight's show gratefully acknowledges the support of the Cheese Manufacturers Convention'. Five Toonpets came out, then they pointed to the upper arches, where the Toonpet ladies and Imaginary Friends were walking backwards and singing.
Lady Toonpets: (singing) It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Toonpets on the Toonpet Show tonight.
On "It's time to meet", they peeked out of the arches. At the other side, the male Toonpets danced sideways and sang.
Male Toonets: (singing) It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to get things started
On stage, we see a familiar boy with his board as he tells a joke.
Jonny 2x4: Ahaaa! Yes! So this gorilla walks through the door, and he goes up to the counter and shouts, "Three Pounds of Limburger Cheese, please!" And the lady behind the counter goes, "Sir, I'm afraid this is a library." So the gorilla looks embarrassed and whispers: (quietly) "I'm sorry. Three pounds of limburger cheese, please."
Soon Jonny 2x4 yelps as he and Plank are getting ccheese thrown by an annoyed auidnece. Danny was sitting on the floor of the stage and sang.
Danny: (singing) It's time we get things started
As they all sang, the camera pulled back as it revealed each Toonpet on arches.
All: (singing) On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Toonpetational
This is what we call the Toonpet Show!
Then, the sign saying "The Toonpet Show" came down. Inside the hole was Fuzzy Lumpkins holding a horn. He tried to blew on it and out came a shooting rocket. The audience laughed at this.
In the backstage area, the actors are busy leaving the stage and such.
Danny: (grins) Nice work, guys! Almost professional standard this time! Just lose the usual violence and we might yet make it.
Jonny and Plank came to Danny, with leftover cheese on themselves.
Jonny: Oh, Danny. Oh my oh my oh my.
Jonny grabs Danny much to the halfa's alarm as he continues. We hear laughter as usual.
Jonny: Plank said they hated us. Hated us! Tell me, Danny -- as a friend -- do you think Plank and I've lost our touch?
Danny: (concerned) Honestly?
Jonny lets go of Danny as the halfa removes some cheese off himself as he continues.
Danny: Don't worry about it. I just think you two were pushing it with the cheese gag. We've got a crowd from the Cheese Manufacturer's Convention out there -- they're a sensitive bunch.
Plank: (worried) Oh, Danny! I wish it were that simple! No...Plank is convinced that our act needs to be reinvented from first principles! If our old set isn't goo denough for them, I'll just have to find another one!
Danny: (sighs) Well, I'll leave it to you, Jonny. I'm sure you and Plank know what you're doing.
Later, Jonny and Plank are in their dressing with the boy leaning on his dressing room table in concern.
Jonny: (groaning) Aaghh! I wish I knew what we were doing!
Laughter is heard as Jonny looks at a set of books nearby.
Jonny: (sighs) Plank, perhaps the old library got a clue or two. We need inspiration that works.
Jonny pulls a book called 'Wither Yorick' out and looks through it. The boy smiles as he picks up Plank.
Jonny: Ha ha ha, oh yes, yes! Plank, we may not know what we're doing -- but nobody could ever say that William Shakespeare wasn't funny! Where's my notebook? I've got a set to write!
****
Act 1: In My Merry Oldsmobile
The audience applauds as we see a oldsmobile driven by a ninja named Naruto and a girl named Misaki. A song begins as Naruto sings.
Naruto: (singing) Young Naruto has an oldsmobile,
He loves a dear little girl,
She is the queen of his gas machine;
She has his heart in a whirl...
The audience laughs a bit as the car passes a graveyard that has a rocketship crashed into the ground.
Naruto; (singing) Come away with me, Misaki,
In my Merry Oldsmobile --
Down the road of life we'll fly,
Automobubbling, you and I!
To the church we'll swiftly steal,
Then our wedding bells will peal;
You can go as far as you like with me
In my merry oldsmobile.
The car goes by a well where a Bloober was trying to get out, so to speak. Misaki smiles as she sing as well.
Misaki: We love to spark
In the dark old park
As we go flying along.
I think I know
Why the motor goes;
The sparker's awfully strong.
People scream in alarm as they got out of the way due to Naruto not watching the road. Misaki lost her umbrella in the confusion.
Naruto: (singing) Each day we spoon
To the engine's tune;
Our honeymoon
Will happen soon.
I'll win Misaki
In my oldsmobile,
And then I'll softly croon!
As the oldsmobile pass again, a bull named El Toro escapes from his pen as the audience laughs some more. Naruto didn't noticed as he kept on singing.
Naruto: (singing) Come with me, Misaki,
In my merry oldsmobile.
Down the road of life we'll fly,
Automobubbling, you and I.
To the church we'll swiftly steal...
Misaki: (anger mark) Will you keep your hands on the steering wheel?!
Naruto: Then our wedding bells will peal --
Suddenly Naruto and Misaki goes off the road and landed right in a pond with a splash. Both of them are wet as Misaki spits out some water.
Naruto: (singing, embarrassed) -- In my merry oldsmobile.
Misaki: Glub.
The audience applauds as the act comes to a close.
*******
In the backstage area, Danny was writing in a book while Naruto, still holding the steering wheel, and Misaki, still wet, comes in. The halfa speaks not seeing a toon throwing a pie in another's face and two familiar figures in Jester like clothes coming to him.
Danny: Good work, you two! Moist bue endearing!
Naruto: We're available until July.
Misaki: (frowns) Then we have to drive a couple of motorcycles off the Eiffel Tower...
Laughter is heard as Danny continues to work. When he turns, the familiar two in jester clothes scared him.
Danny: Aaahh!!
Jonny: (smiles) It's all right, Danny! It's just Plank and me!
Danny: (shocked) Jonny?!
Jonny: This is our new approahc! We are going back to the basics, in other words Plank and I are reinventing our act from the ground up!
Danny: (concerned) Okay...but isn't going back five hundred years a little extreme?
More laughter is heard as Jonny spoke.
Jonny: (chuckles) You don't understand, Danny -- the comedians of the Elizabethan Era created techniques we still use today! This is the wellspring of modern comedy!
Danny: Uh, well, just try not to make it too Shakespearean you two, okay? I like his drama, but his comedies were not that funny to me at all.
Danny leaves as Jonny looks concerned.
Jonny: They what...?
******
Act 2: And now...Jonny 2x4 and Plank
The usual music is heard as Jonny and Plank came onto the stage. The audience applauses a bit as we go to the balcony.
Slinkman: (grins) check this out, girl! The boy and board are in their PJs!
Lumpus: Seems about right. They always put me to sleep! Heh heh heh!
We go back to the stage as Jonny clears his throat.
Jonny: Ahem. It has been told, there was a man of England, a man of Ireland and a wretched leper, and the leper owneth a television, and i'ffath, all three desired sorely thereon to watch, full rapt, the Superbowl.
The audience laughs as Lumpus looks confused.
Lumpus: Huh?! What is he saying?!
Slinkman: (annoyed) It's Elizabethan drama, you old fool!
Lumpus: (shrugs) I'll take your word for it. So which one's Elizabeth?
Jonny: The man of England and the man of Eyre did conceive a plan so rich in guile; by exchanging wardrobe full and fair, they would unrecognised by their mothers be. I grant thee, this makes not a lot of sense...
Suddenly a twang noise is heard as a skull head on a string appears from out of nowhere, scaring Jonny.
Jonny: AAAHHHH!
Jonny runs off the scene holding Plank in terror leaving the skullhead on a string behind. We cut back to the balcony as Lumpus and Slinkman observe this.
Slinkman: Uh, shouldn't there be a death scene about now?
Back in the backstage area, Nartuo and Misaski are seen drinking tea while in warm clothes. Jonny holding Plank looks embarrassed while both are followed by Danny.
Jonny: Aaaughh! That was terrible! Plank can't believe how badly that went!
Danny: Come on, Jonny, your technique was great...it's just hard to relate to your material! Bring it up to date a little and you and Plank will turn out fine!
Jonny: (sniffs) You think so?
Danny: Sure! All you need is a few minutes to update the set, then we'll put you back on again, okay?
Jonny: (smiles) Thanks, Danny. You're a true friend and pal!
Jonny left as Delete walks up to the concernhed Danny.
Danny: Man, that was terrible. I can't believe how badly that went.
Delete: No kidding.
Laughter is heard as we cut back to Jonny and Plank's dressing room, the two looks through some books though the human is the only one doing the reading obviously.
Jonny: Okay, okay...maybe Danny is right, Plank. Time for us to re-think this a little...
Jonny looks through a book titled 'Dan Leno: How I Earn Four Shillings A Year By Mocking The Working Classes'.
Jonny: Ahum...ahum...yup...(smiles) A-ha!
**********
Act 3: Toonpet Labs: Where The Future Is Being Made Today!
On the set of Toonpet Labs, we see Jumba speaking as Pleakley is cleaning some cheese nearby.
Jumbaa: Greetings and welcome to Toonpet Labs, where the future is being made today! I am Doctor Jumba Jookiba, and this quivering cheese-wrangler is my assistant, Pleakiley. It gives be great pleasure to introduce to you today my latest invetion -- Humorous Cheese!
The audience luahgs as Pleakley brings the cheese to the counter as Jumba, wearing gloves, hold up two wires with sparks on each end.
Jumba: It is simple! This cheese came from cows from a greater than average sense of humor! The cheese has then been aged to get it to a point where it's ready to walk out the door by itself...now, all that is needed is a jolt to wake up its higher synapatic processes -- and Bob, as they say, is your uncle! (to Pleakley) Now Pleakley, if you please...?
Pleakley: (worried) You want me to do it?
Jumba: Of course! Don't be baby, okay?
Pleakley, worried, takes the wires as Jumba continues.
Jumbaa: If the theory is correct, this cheese will emerge from our procedure with speech, higher brain functions as well as excellent career prospects.
Pleakley then zaps the cheese with a 'zzzaappp', getting electrocuted in the progress as the audience laughs at this.
Pleakley: GAH! Shocking, very shocking! GAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Soon the electrocution stops as Pleakley groans in a daze. Soon the cheese cam to life with two legs, two arms and hands, eyes and a mouth. We shall call him Cheese.
Cheesew: (grins) Hey everyone! Hey there! What has eight wheels and flies? Two pickup trucks full of limburgera! Hah! I got a lot of them!
Pleakley: (groaning) Pain, I am in lots and lots of pain.
The audience laughs as Jumba grins.
Jumba: Success!
Cheese suddenly grabs Jumba and wraps around his neck as he speaks again.
Cheese: Hey, where are you from, four-eyes?! Where the heck are you from?!
Jumba: Erk!
Pleakley: Gah! You made him a bit too humorous and bad matters!
Cheese lets go of Jumba as he glares at Pleakley.
Cheese: Hey one eye! Yeah, you! Whaddaya do for a living?
Pleakley: (worried) M-me?
Jumba: Pleakley! Plan "B"! Hurry!
Pleakley screams like a girl as he runs away with Cheese, in annoyance, chasing him.
Pleakley: Get away from me, you humorous living cheese!
Cheese: Geez, tough crowd!
Pleakley is cornered by the speaking cheese with the shadows looking like bars.
Cheese: Anyway, before I bid you a fondue farewell, let's shake hands and brie friends! Nyuk! Geddit??
Pleakley: (scared) Jumba...
Suddenly Jumbaa closes a door, revealing that Cheese and Pleakley are inside a cage as the audience laughs.
Jumba: Hah! Got you, you little scamp!
Cheese: (alarmed) What the--?
Pleakley: Jumba! Let me out!
Jumba: Sorry, Pleakley, but the cheese might escape if I open the cage. I think it's best not to feed you for a few days so you can squeeze out between the bars!
Cheese: So this is my dressing room? I've played some dives in my time, but this takes the cheddar!
The audience laughs as much, much later, Cheese is telling a joke to the groaning Pleakley.
Cheese: ...Geddit? "Captive" Audience? Haha! Oh I say me! Anyway, this panda salesman asks the fortune teller if she has any dog biscuits...
Pleakley: (sighs) Oh crud...
The audience laughs and applauds as the act come to an end. Back at the balcony, Slinkman is seen coming back to his seat as he speaks.
Slinkman: Anything I miss, sir?
Lumpus: (shrugs) Well, there was a talking cheese who did comedy...
Slinkman: Any good?
Lumpus: Funnier than the boy and his board.
Slinkman: (frowns) Not what I ask for.
*********
In the backstage area, Julayla grins at the skull on a string.
Julayla: Oh, Yorick...I know you're not the fine figure you used to be, but somehow I just don't care. You can still turn heads, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise!
Suddenly the skull is lifted up by the string, leaving the scene much to Julayla's shock.
Julayla: Hey! Was it something I said?
Fuzzy: (appearing) Eh, I betcha the skull gotta play or something.
We see Danny looking at his pad as a familiar angry voice spoke up.
June's Voice: Hey! Ghost Boy!!
Danny: (worried) Oh crud.
June appears wearing a nice dress and hat, looking angrier at the halfa.
June: Did you went and cancelled my "Suffragette, Crepe Suzette" number?! I thought you'd gone off hospital food!
Danny: (yelping) I did it for Jonny, June...he, and Plank apparently, needs to do an extra bit tonight! He claims he and the board has lost their touch!
June: (scoffs) The board I understand but fuzz bouy can't lose what he never had. Where is he, anyhow? I think my powers of persuasion are up to the challenge...
Danny: (looking) May as well not bother, he and Plank are going onstage right now! Jonny's been rewriting his material in a 1913 music-hall style...
June: (smirks) Perfect! He'll be able to pass off his bruises as chimney sootA!
The audience laughs as a worried Danny watch his love leaving.
Danny: (to the audience) I should probably do something about that...but sometimes the kids just need to work things out for themselves.
********
Act 4: And now...Jonny 2x4 and Plank
The usual music is heard as Jonny and Plank, now in 1913 type clothes, came onto the stage. The audience applauses as the boy spoke.
Jonny: (English accent) I say I say I say. Here's a little number you might like, ladies and gentlemen -- It's called "The Fatal Can of Beans". A-One! A Two! Aaaaannd....
Music begins to play as Jonny begins to dance and sing.
Jonny: (singing) There was a man
Called Lucky Ted;
He had a giving heart.
He'd hand out beans
From high up on his cart.
Suddenly a can came out of nowhere and hits Jonny right on the head, knocking his head, causing the audience to laugh at that. We see an angry June holding another can while standing near a stack of more nearby.
June: (angrily) And there's more where that came from, Judas!!
Jonny: (worried) Ahem. (singing) So Lucky Ted
Would feed the boys.
And when it made them
Very ill, he'd leave them
When they fell.
The audience laughs as June threw another can at Jonny, making him yelp. The boy tried to keep on with the song.
Jonny: (singing) Now Ted have beans
To break the bank,
Inherited from mother.
He had to spread
Those beans around--
Once again, another can hits Jonny making him yelp in pain.
Jonny: (singing)--Thus came his
Practice most
Profound--
Suddenly a lot of cans are thrown at Jonny causing him to yell in alarm. A while later, only the boy's hand is seen as he is buried in a lot of cans, with the audience laughing a bit. We cut to the balcony as Slinkman looks at Lumpus.
Slinkman: Hey--didn't you inherit a whole lot of beans?
The audience laughs a bit as Lumpus looks worried.
Lumpus: Ehh, no! I....I won them here as a door prize! (mumbling) It's my darkest secret...
Back in the backstage areas, Danny motions some doctors to the stage.
Danny:...and try to save the beans, okay? That's our canteen budget for the next two weeks!
We see June getting dragged away by two Imaginary Friends like monster.
June: (angrily) Get your paws off me, your hairy galoots!
Julayla and Fuzzy walks up to Danny, looking concerned.
Julayla: (concerned) Wow, she really took that badly.
Danny: Yeah, I won't be giving her slot to Jonny again in a hurry. I'll give him Fuzzy's instead next time.
Fuzzy: Yeah, yew'll give him mine ins--what?!
The audience laughs as Danny explains.
Danny: I'd consider it a great personal favor. If Jonny doesn't get his confidence back soon...
We hear more laughter as the three saw the doctors carrying an unconscious Jonny holding Plank away on a stretcher.
Danny:...it might prove fatal.
Fuzzy: I see what you mean. (grins) Leave the fuzz boy to me, yew two--"Overconfidence" is one of my middle names!
Julayla: (amused) Right after "Reckless" and "Deli-Bob Head"?
Fuzzy: Yeah! (pause) Hey!
The audience laughs as we hear a familiar oice.
Cheese's Voice: Excuse me...
The three see a smiling Cheese coming to them.
Cheese:...I hear you're looking for a new comedian?
Danny: (anger mark) Will you get back to the lab where you belong?!
Julayla: Yeah--that audience will eat you alive.
We hear laughter again as the gloomy Cheese leave while the trio watch him go.
Julayla: (sweatdrop) I can't believe I just said that.
*******
Act 5: The Ubiquitous Pidgey
The audience applauds as we go to another sketch. A Pidgey in clothes was in a bathroom and yelps in alarm as a huge Totodile came out, looking hungrily at him.
Pidgey: Pidgey Pidge Pidgey?
The Pokemon yelps as the Totodile chase him down some stairs like mad.
Pidgey: Pidgey Pidgey Pidge!
The Pidgey reaches an elevator and press the down button frantically.
Pidgey: Pidgey Pidge Pidgey?
The elevator opens as the Pokemon uses it to go down. Then the Pokemon scream as he was chased out of the elevator by the Totodile who is licking his lips.
Pidgey: Pidgey Pidgey Pidge...
Pidgey grabs a nearby pole and slides down, unaware that the Totodile has crawl out of nearby window.
Pidgey: Pidgey Pidgey Pidgey!
Pidgey reach the next floor, thinking he has escape the chasing Totodile. A Snorlax was watching TV, unaware of what's going on.
Person on TV: Quid pro quo.
Pidgey: (smiling) Pidgey!!
However the Pidgey is unexpectingly running towards the Totodile that was chasing him that has his mouth open...and got eaten in the progress.
Totodile: Mmmm....Quunchy!
The audience laughs as the act come to an end as applause were made.
*******
Act 5: Tooninarian's Hospital
Familiar drama music is heard on a familiar set as an offscreen announcer spoke.
Announcer: And now it's time for....Tooninarian's Hospital, the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs!
We see Charlie, dressed in his Tooninarian's Hospital role clothes, going to Jonny and Plank, both on a table near Marzipan and June, also in their Tooninarian Hospital role clothes.
Charlie: All right, Nurse Marzipan...what's the diagnosis?
Marzipan: It's, like, that thing you do when you try to work out what's wrong with the patient?
The audience laughs as June rolls her eyes.
June: Marzipan, you are in the wrong profession!
Charlie looks at some X-Rays nearby.
Charlie: Hmmm...well, you seem to be all right apart from a few minor burns, a broken beck, a concussion and water on the brain. (observes) Oh, and by the way--it's twins!
The audience laughs again as Jonny looks confuse.
Jonny: Yawhodathewha?
Marzipan holds up another X-Ray to Charlie.
Marzipan: Doctor Burt, those are the wrong X-Rays! This guy just has light bruising.
Charlie: (sweatdrop) Err, well spotted-just testing! Okay, Nurse Lee--examine the patient!
Jonny: (yelps) Gah! Keep her away from me! She's the reason Plank and I are in here in the first place!
Charlie: (surprised) Nurse Lee! Is this true?
June: (shrugs) Eh, what can I say? My hands slipped.
Charlie: Thirty-seven miles?!
The audience laughs at this.
June: I'm very clumsy at times, give me a break!
Charlie: Oh, that's great! Well, there is no evidence of malpractice here! (to Jonny) We'll have you back to playing that violin again in no time!
Jonny: (confused) But Plank and I don't play the violin!
Charlie: (grins) Well, in that case, you got three days left to live!
Charlie, June and Marzipan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Jonny looks confused as Charlie spoke again.
Charlie: Kid! I will give you at least a month!
The audience laughs again as the offscreen announcer spoke, making the four look upward in confusion.
Announcer: Will Doctor Burt revive his failside bedside manner? Will Nurse Lee get to see one of those nice psychologists everyone's talking about? Will Jonny or Plank ever learn the violin, just for the heck of it? Tune in next time when you can hear Jonny say...
Jonny stood up straight on the table as he speaks to Charlie.
Jonny: Give it to me straight, doc...will Plank and I be okay?
Charlie: (shrugs) Oh Plank will be fine...but those twins are going to keep you up all night!
The trio and the audience laughs as Jonny groans. The act is now over.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen...the Great...Jonny and Plank!
The audience applauds a bit as the curtians open to see Fuzzy speaking.
Fuzzy: Howdy and good evening, everyone! Tonight, my esteemed colleagues Jonny and Plank will attempt a new style of comedy...a comedy of such flamboyant physicality that the names of Chaplin, Keaton and Lloyd will forever be eclipsed by the name of 2x4!
We sere Jonny and Plank, dressed like acrobats while the human is wearing a pilot's hat, bat wings, gloves and boots. The two are nearby a ladder with a diving board, a trampoline near the bottom of the said ladder, and on a top of a tall object nearby are Bloo and Coco.
Jonny: (smiles) Hey, everyone!
Fuzzy: Drumroll, please!
A drumroll is playing as Jonny, holding Plank, climbs up the ladder and reach the the diving board itself. The boy prepares himself in diving board and then jumps off it. Jonny falls down to the trampoline and bounces off it, jumping high into the sky and getting hit by a pie by one of the imaginary friends. Jonny and Plank fell down and hit the trampoline again getting send into the sky again and hit by another pie. This goes on for a while with Jonny holding Plank jumping up and down on the trampoline and getting hit by pies.
Bloo: (holding an empty tin pan) Okay, Coco, better wrap this up--we're outta pies!
Fuzzy: (frowns) Now, y'see...Keaton woulda made that work.
Once the act is done, Jonny, with the pilot's hat off, stares at the audience who looks shock and dumbstruck, especially with some of them having pie pieces or plates on themselves. You can tell they are not amused at all.
********
In another room, we see Charlie playing the piano like an expert. Then he looks up to see Jonny and Plank, both dressed like beatniks, coming over and sitting on a stool nearby, the boy looking humiliated.
Charlie: Hey, Jonny, m'man. I haven't seen a face so long since we have Mr. Horse on the show.
The audience laughs a bit as Jonny groans while putting his hands to his face in shame.
Jonny: Gah! Plank and were going to go beatnik style for our next bit, but heck, we don't know if we can face it! We keep getting hurt or booed off stage--or both!
Charlie: Hmm...tricky.
Jonny: I'm just...I don't know what we are doing wrong! I don't know what they want from us! We should come on and go blablabla and they're supposed to roll in the aisles!
Charlie shrugs as he kept on playing.
Charlie: Well, it's tough all over.
Jonny: Maybe but Plank doesn't understand how looking to the past could fail!
Charlie: To tell you two the truth, it's usually a good idea to just be yourself.
Jonny: Well, 'being myself' is what got me and Plank into trouble in the first place! (realizes) What a moment, I have been looking at this all wrong! My heroes didn't look backwards all the time! The reason they were so great is because they weren't afraid of the new...the bold...the different!
Jonny, excitedly, shakes hands with Charlie as he continues.
Jonny: Charlie...thanks a lot! Now Plank and I know what we have to do! We owe you one, old pal!
Charlie: (grins) Sure, no problem. Glad it worked out.
As Jonny and Plank leaves, we see a piece of appear that was out of sight until now above the keyboard as Charlie grins.
Charlie: I got to say the same thing to everyone and funny, it works each time.
We hear laughter as a result of this.
**************
Act 7: Freaks in Space
Narrator: And now it's time for...FREAKS IN SPACE!
We see pictures of the cast as the announcer introducing them.
Narrator: Featuring Captain Zapp Branigan, First Mate Juniper Lee and the antediluvian Dr. Scratchensniff. When we last saw the Freak Trek's crew, they had just been rescued by Buzz Lightyear, the greatest hero in the universe, from the clutches of Emperor Zurg! Now read on...
We go to the bridge of the ship as June and Scratchensniff were smiling while Zapp just looks bored.
June: (sighs) That Buzz Lightyear! He can rescue me at any time, I really appreciate that.
Scratchensniff: He's some guy, all right! Hey, Zapp!
Zapp: (bored) Mmm?
Scratchensniff: How about that Buzz Lightyear, hah? He's everybody's hero.
Zapp: Er, well he's not my hero, that's for sure. He's a little bit...obvious to me.
The audience laughs as June glares at Zapp.
June: Oh? So I suppose you have a better hero in mind, do you? Someone braver...smarter...more handsome than Buzz Lightyear?
Zapp: (grins) Well, yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Scratchensniff: (shocked) Impossible!
Zapp: I'm thinking of someone I've admired since I was a child! Someone I think about all the time...someone whose approval is all I really care about!
Scratchensniff: Wait, wait, don't tell me. Your grandfather, the war hero, Colonel Phil Branigan!
June: No, no, it's got to be...be his mother. Got to be.
Zapp: Hah! No, no. I refer to none other than...
June and Scratchensniff watch on as Zapp clears his throat and points to himself proudly.
Zapp:...me.
Of course, a while later we see a bucket covering Zapp's head, making him yelp and the audience laugh at that some more. We see space again as the narrator spoke up.
Announcer: Will Zapp be able to get the bucket off without detailed instructions? Will Doctor Scratchensniff find something else to put his tissue samples in? Is Buzz Lightyear really still single? Errr, don't ask me about that one, okay? Still, join us next time for the answers to a different set of questions entirely on...FREAKS IN SPAAACE!
*****
In the backstage area, Danny writes in a book while a concerned Delete came over.
Delete: Did I hear right that you send Jonny out there again?
Danny: Hey, believe me, it wasn't my idea. He seemed very insistent. I don't know why he doesn't just drop the cheese gags until that convention leaves town.
Delete: (surprised) Hey, wait, listen!
Danny: (puzzled) What? I can't--
Delete: Ssh!
Danny looks surprised as we hear laughter from the audience off screen. Out of curiosity, they took a look and saw Jonny and Plank performing, the audience is really laughing this time!
Jonny:...and so the gorilla says to the water buffalo, "Parking ticket? I thought it was a lemon wipe!"
The audience laughs loudly as we go to the balcony where our favorite hecklers are laughing as well.
Lumpus: Lemon wipe! Hahaha! Why, that's not funny at all!
Slinkman: Ha, you said it, sir! I don't know why these two goofs still has their jobs!
Cut back to the curtain as Danny and Delete looks on proudly.
Danny: Well, what do you know!
Delete: Hee hee, I think our boy is going to be all right!
As the audience kept on laughing, we see Cheese, trying to keep in tears, leaving holding the usual blanket full of stuff on a stick.
Cheese: (thinking) (sniff) Well, my work here is done...
*******
A while later back in the backstage area, the cast is cheering for Jonny and Plank who are smiling.
Danny: That was great work, Jonny and Plank! We have never doubted you two for a second!
Julayla: Right, you turned that around like an owl's head in a tumble dryer!
Fuzzy: (confused) Uh, what?
Julayla: Later, Fuzzy dear, later.
Delete: (grinning) Congratulations!
Jonny: (grins) Hey thanks, guys. Plank and I are going to be in our dressing room pinching myself if you guys need me.
A while later, we see Jonny and Plank changing a bit just as Charlie came in.
Charlie: Hey, Jonny, Plank. Mind if I come in?
Jonny: Oh, hey Charlie. Plank doesn't mind. Make yourself comfortable.
Charlie: Look, I won't keep you two. I just wanted to know...what did you two do out there in the end?
Jonny: It was like Plank and I told you. I just tried to something brand-new like my heroes always did! Surprise--it's the very backbone of comedy!
Charlie: (shrugs) I see, something brand-new. Well, whatever Plank said. It was a hit with the cheese convention! You stormed it!
Jonny: (smiling) Awww! Thanks, pal! Listen, Plank and I gotta go--we're celebrating! Make sure to close the door on your way out, okay?
Charlie nods as Jonny and Plank leaves the room.
Charlie: Sure, no problem.
Charlie then eyes the script on Jonny's script and picks it up.
Charlie: This must be the script that Jonny used. I gotta know!
The dog looks at the script and to his surprise and to the laughter of the audience, he saw that anything that has to do with the word 'cheese' has been cross out being replace by anything to do with the word 'milk'.
Charlie: (grins) Well, I'll dogwaggled! Jonny and Plank has decided to be themselves after all...and it worked, too!
Charlie puts the script back on the table as he begins to leave the room.
Charlie: Hmmm...I wonder if I should tell them about the Dairy Farmers' Convention next week...?
We hear laughter as Charlie leaves the room and close the door. The camera goes to a poster of Jonny and Plank that said 'Jonny 2x4 and Plank: The Funniest Duo in the World'. The audience applauds as the story comes to an end.
As the chapter begins, we see Madam Foster sitting behind the desk reading a Imagination Man comic book.
Foster: Hee hee hee! My, that Imagination Man sure likes punching bad writers, doesn't he?
We see a mustache like man holding a money bag coming over to Foster. He speaks up getting her attention
Man: Ahem, would you mind if I were to effect an ingress at this juncture?
Foster: What...? Oh, hey! I betcha you're tonight's guest star! Can I take yer name?
Man: Yes, you can! I am Sonny A. Appleday and this is my friend Mittens.
Sonny pauses as if listening to the money bag.
Sonny: Yes, Mittens! I'm getting to that! We are insurance agents. My servicxes has been ask to conduct some routine risk assessment...
Foster: Oh! (pause) So, uh...what would I have seen you in?
Laughter is heard as Sonny sighs while speaking.
Sonny: I don't thinhk you fully apprehend the nature of--
Foster: Oh, oh, wait a minute! "AniToon Ghostbusters"! You were that stupid head from the EPA! Haw! I almost bust a gut! You were hiliarious!
Sonny: (annoyed) You're mistaken, madam! I--
Foster: Hey, can you tell me what's Po Panda like in real life? I always heard he was a real nice panda, but a bit stand-offish. Is he really steppin out with Tigress? If she ain't had some work done, I'll eat my tie!
Sonny pauses a bit before speaking.
Sonny: Yeah, Mittens have a point and so do you, woman. That idiot in "AniToon Ghostbusters' was rather droll...and what's with that money bag? Yes, Mittens! I know you like his performance too...
Foster: And that bit with the blowing up! Hey, how did they get the place to blow up without explosions?
Laughter is heard some more.
*******
The hole opened as Danny came out and spoke to the audience.
Danny: It's the Toonpet Show! Whah!
The audience cheered for him. The sign with Danny lifted up as the band began playing the music. The curtain pulled up, revealing some pillars while Charlie played the piano and Coach Z tooted his horn. Stuff begins to happen like monsters about to eat Timmy but an annoyed Grim stops them, the band in Mariachi like costumes, Gir is throwing swordfishes at a toon woman while Grieovus is hanging by the children. Five Toonpets came out, then they pointed to the upper arches, where the Toonpet ladies and Imaginary Friends were walking backwards and singing.
Lady Toonpets: (singing) It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Toonpets on the Toonpet Show tonight.
On "It's time to meet", they peeked out of the arches. At the other side, the male Toonpets danced sideways and sang.
Male Toonets: (singing) It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to get things started
In the balcony, we hear some noises from the stage as Slinkman and Lumpus speak.
Slinkman: Huh! The way they thump around on that stage, it's a wonder the whole thing doesn't come crashing down around our ears?
Lumpus: (confused) What?
More noises are heard as an annoyed Slinkman speaks loudly to
Slinkman: I said it's a wonder the place doesn't fall down!
Slinkman: My face isn't all brown! I just use the sunlamp on weekends!
Laughter is heard as Slinkman frowns.
Slinkman: You must use some burlap on three friends?
Lumpus: (checks watch) Half past nine.
Danny was sitting on the floor of the stage and sang.
Danny: (singing) It's time we get things started
As they all sang, the camera pulled back as it revealed each Toonpet on arches.
All: (singing) On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Toonpetational
This is what we call the Toonpet Show!
Then, the sign saying "The Toonpet Show" came down. Inside the hole was Fuzzy Lumpkins holding a horn. He tried to blew on it but it got bigger and stuff. The audience laughed at this.
Backstage, the gang were walking thriugh while talking. Sonny was looking around writing on a pad as Danny noticed.
Sonny: Let's see...backtage clutter...fire hazard. Mittens, is that lead paint?
Danny: Er, excuse me...? Can I help you?
Sonny smiles as he shakes Danny's hand.
Sonny: Al, you must be Mr. Fenton. Applegate's the name and this money bag here is Mittens. We're from the Claim-Ye-Not Insurance company. We hope you don't know a few routine questions.
Danny: Oh. Well, I'm sure Delete can help you...
Delete appears as Danny gets a pencil and pad of his own while the boy speaks.
Danny: Hey Delete--tell Mr. Applegate and his bag of money what he wants to know, will you? I've got to get these books to balance by friday.
Sonny: Yes Mittens, I know he doesn't understand. (to Delete) Excellent. Now for medical insurance purposes, we need to know what species everybody is.
Delete: Oh, sure, that's easy. We've got humans, Pokemon Trainers, Te Xuan Zes, halfas, boys with boards, dogs, imaginary friends...
A while later, Delete was still speaking as Sonny, with his coat off, tries his best to keep up while writing what the droid is saying.
Delete:...cyborg, sheep, crabs, weasels...well, there's a bunch of kids of an alien experiment, but they're under temporary contacts...shape-shifters, Irkins, and a lot of legendary stuff. I think that's it.
Fuzzy pass by as he spoke up.
Fuzzy: Howdy, Dee Dee.
Delete: Hey there.
Delete realizes as Sonny looks at Fuzzy in confusion.
Delete: (points at Fuzzy) Oh, and uh...one of those.
****
Act 1: Solaris Lake
The audience applauds as the first act begins. We see Julayla and her sisters Penny, Numbuh 3, Videl Satan, Kimi, Kairi, Mimi and Jeri were dancing to the music of 'Swan Lake'. We now see Kimi and Kairi bowing as Julayla begins to dance.
Julayla then spins a bit before stopping, looking dizzy. Just then her sisters gasp as they point. The Saiyan girl turns and saw Fuzzy in tights holding a rose in his mouth while also carrying knives. The two glare at each other a bit before dancing some more.
Fuzzy soon throw some knives while Julayla yelps as she dodges the things. After that, the two kept on with the dancing though the way Duzzy dances, you would've sworn there's an earthquake in the area. Some rap moves and ballet moves are used here.
Soon the act came to an end as Fuzzy and Julayla hold each other before the cursed beast held the Solaris princess up high...before she fell onto him, causing both to crash. The audience laughs as they applaud.
In the balcony, the usual hecklers speak up.
Slinkman: That music stirred something deep inside me, sir!
Lumpus frowns as he points to the back.
Lumpus: Third door on the right, top of the stairs. Don't forget to wash your hands!
The audience laughs at that.
*******
Backstage, Julayla's reincarnated sisters came back as Danny greets them.
Danny: Nice work, ladies!
Grievous held Videl by the hand as he speaks.
Grievous: Congratulations! You have raised the tone of this sorry excuse for a show to an estimable degree! Ditch the cursed beast and we might yet go places!
Yumi: (offscreen) Grievous!
Grievous: (annoyed) I was being polite!
The audience laughs as Delete came up with Danny holding a pad while looking worried.
Delete: Uh, boss...?
Danny: Hey, Delete. How are things going with Mr. Applegate and his...friend?
Delete: I gotta tell ya, Danny--I'm a little worried. We need to identify Fuzzy's species, or the insurance won't be renewed!
Danny: (puzzled) Fuzzy's species? Isn't he just a cursed beast of some kind?
Delete: (looks at pad) Not specific enough for the bureaucrats. And even that isn't prove. There are marsupials in Australia who look more bird-like than Fuzzy.
Just then two platypuses named Daniel and Timothy appears.
Daniel: Excuse us, cobber! Can ya tell us where Gir is?
Danny: He's usually tending his fish tanks out back.
Timothy: Sweet as, mate!
The audience laughs as Danny and Delete turns to Fuzzy who is arriving while linking arms with Julayla.
Danny: You know, we could always just ask Fuzzy. (to Fuzzy) Hey Fuzzy--what are you,e xactly?
Fuzzy: (ponders) Gee, I really never thoughts about it.
Delete: Well, does anyone else know?
Fuzzy: (to Julayla) Jules? Any idea?
Julayla giggles a bit as she whistles into Fuzzy's ear, much to his delight.
Fuzzy: Awww! That's sweet of yew, honey!
Delete: (puzzled) Uh, what did she day? What did she day?
Fuzzy: (grins) She said I'll always be her Fuzzy Wuzzy to her! Isn't that adorable?
The audience laughs as the frowning Danny and Delete watch Fuzzy and Julayla leave.
Delete: Yeah, adorable.
****
Act 2: 2x4 and Board on Patrol
We go to the next act as we see Jonny in his stage police uniform walking down the street holding Plank.
Narrator: And now it's time for...10532, 2x4 and Board on Patrol! When we last saw Patrol Boy and Board, they had just received a tipoff from the mysterious El Bloo that the Hooded Figure, villainous blackmailer and all-round big jerk, could be found at a certain tea stop of Sesame Street. Now read on...
At a tea shop, a nervous woman named Mrs. Baker hears a knock at the door making her open it to see Jonny, Plank and Zapp, also in his stage police uniform, coming into.
Mrs. Baker: Yee-s-s?
Zapp: Police, ma'am. We'd like to ask you a few questions.
Jonny: Plank also want to try some of your delicious eccles cakes!
The audience laughs a bit as Mrs. Baker looks uneasy.
Mrs. Baker: Oh, my. Well, I suppose you'd better take a seat.
The 'cops' sat down as the old woman continues.
Mrs. Baker: I hope this isn't about Egbert, our former dishwisher...I swear I didn't know he was a Marzipan fiend.
Zapp: No, ma'am, though I need to ask Marzipan about that later. We're after much bigger fry, anyway! Tell her, Jonny!
Jonny was eating some snacks during the conversion before speaking to Mrs. Baker with his mouth full.
Jonny: (mumbles) Oh yeah! We got a tip that the Hooded Figure was seen here not long ago! You got any information to tell us about that? At all, kinda?
Mrs. Baker: (nervously) W-why, no...no! Horror! The Hooded Figure? Here?!
Zapp looks suspicously at Mrs. Baker while getting in her face, not noticing a hooded figure at work behind the counter nearby.
Zapp: So, you know of this Hooded Figure?
Mrs. Baker: Only what I hear on the radio, l-like all people do...
Zapp: Oh, yes! The radio! Or should I say...the bathroom mirror?!
Mrs. Baker: (shocked) W-what?
Zapp suddenly grabs at Mrs. Baker's face as if trying to pull it off. Jonny and Plank meanwhile go up to the masked figure at the counter during this.
Zapp: Don't try to fool me that that stupid rubber mask, I saw those Scooby-Doo Movies! Why, I'd know that twitch, that accent, that rakish limp anywhere!
Mrs. Baker: Aarrgh! Get off mer, you lunatic!
The audience laughs as Zapp grabs Mrs. Baker while turning to Jonny and Plank near the counter.
Zapp: Patrol 2x4 and Board! Get the handcuffs, hurry! The Hooded Figure is ours! Ha!
Jonny: Two slices, please!
Mrs. Baker: Awk!
Zapp: (grins) You know what this could mean, Patrol 2x4 and BOard? I smell a parade in our honor! Maybe even medals!
Jonny, holding a plate of cake, looks confused as he speaks.
Jonny: I don't think so, chief. That can't be the Hooded Figure. Take another look at that wanted poster.
Zapp lets go of Mrs. Baker and looks surprised as Jonny shows him the wanted poster of the Hooded Figure who is holding his neck. Neither Zapp or Jonny noticed that Mrs. Baker is doing the same thing.
Jonny: See? Even Plank can tell that there's no resemblance at all! Can we get back to HQ now? Our Tic-Tac-Toe contest was just getting interesting!
A sheepish Zapp leaves with Jonny and Plank as Mrs. Baker and the masked figure glares at them. Soon the old woman suddenly removes her face, revealing herself to be the Hooded Figure, causing the audience to laugh.
Hooded Figure: Phew! That was close! I thought those idiots got us for sure!
Masked figure: Yeah, I thought they'd never leave. Can we get back to this bank job now?
The audience laughs as the narrator speaks.
Narrator: Will Patrol 2x4 and Board issue enough parking tickets between now and Christmas to get that promotion? Will Chief Branigan be given that transfer he so much want? Will the Hooded Figure fire her nephew the moment she realize he makes a terrible Fudge Nut Brittle? Tune in again next time for a repeat of last year's 2x4 and Board on Patrol!
Back in the backstage area, Delete was looking through a book in concern.
Delete: Hmmm...mother of pearl effect on plumage...nah. Lays eggs in swamp water...nope. He can't be a sparrow...
Bloo comes in hearing a cookie.
Bloo: Hey Dee Dee! What's up?
Delete: Bloo! Please tell me that you know Fuzzy's species! It's really, really important!
Bloo: I don't think I know that one, pal. I can tell you he's definitely not a Pokemon.
Delete gets a pad out and writes in it.
Delete: Now a P-O...(realizes) Gah! What am I doing?!
The audience laughs as Bloo continues.
Bloo: Look, how about you just, like, observe from a distance? I am sure he will do something species-specific sooner or later...
And so, we see scenes of Delete spying on Fuzzy. We see the droid watching the cursed beast washing his canon.
The next scene shows Fuzzy putting on a Mariachi outfit and looks puzzled when he noticed Delete watching him from an opened door.
In the next scene, Fuzzy is walking on a tight rope doing a balancing bit, but is getting annoyed when he saw Delete watching him as well.
The next scene shows Fuzzy riding a motorcycle and noticing Delete in the sidecar writing down as the two flies off a ramp.
Now in the next scene, Fuzzy is on a date with Julayla as a waiter opens a lid to some dinner. The two looks surprised as the lid reveals Delete who grins sheepishly at Fuzzy. A while later, the droid looks dazed as a broken plate lies near him while the annoyed couple took their leave. The audience laughs at this.
A while later, Delete wearing bandages is looking at a pad while Sonny in the background is continuing his work.
Delete: Okay...this doesn't add up at all.
Delete looks at some of the words crossed out on the pad while the words 'Dodo', 'Ostrich' and 'Pukeko' are circled.
Delete: No way he could be a dodo. I'm missing something fundamental...but what? What?
Delete looks determined as Sonny in the background is looking at something via a magnifying glass.
Delete: Time to try a different tack! Maybe I can approach this by consensus!
Act 3 (not actually an act): What do you think Fuzzy is?
In the next few scenes, we see a lot of toons being questioned by Delete as they give him different answers to what Fuzzy is.
Danny: I always thought he was some kind of a mutant hillbilly.
Jumba: Evil genius can clearly see that he's a result of science gone mad! Of course, not that we scientists do go mad, you understand.
Homsar: Me thinks he's Yoda in tights and Luke in the Force!
Strong Mad: Lob-ster! Lob-ster! Aaaahhh!
Strong Bad: Man, he can swing any which way...I can dig it! And no, don't ask me what I just mean eitherA!
June: (shrugs) For once thing, Dee Dee, I think of him as an homme tres gentle. (pause) Unfortunately, he's too much of a weirdo.
Pleakley: (worried) You want to know what I think?! He's a Powerpuff Girl villain and something who would blast me off his property first chance he gets! I should know!
Madame Foster: (confused) Fuzzy? What, is he the white haired kid with the ghostly tail or the fuzz boy with the board?
The audience laughs as we see Delete sighing in concern.
****
Act 4: Gumshoe McLumpkins, Private Eye
We cut to some sort of office as we see Fuzzy behind a desk in detective clothes, pouring himself a drink as he can hear him narrate. We see a picture of Fuzzy with someone hanging on a wall while the calendar shows the date of Friday the 13th of June.
Fuzzy's Voice: What a day, eh? Not only had my old partner Mojo made his rival shop near where I's at, he also stolen my gal just to rub it in my face. And as if that weren't bad enough, I was down to my last few drops of soda pop. Heh, things weren't looking too good for...Gumshoe McLumpkins, Private Eye.
Just then the door to the office slams opens as Julayla in a dame costume enter.
Fuzzy's Voice: That's when she entered muh life.
Julayla: Gumshoe McLumpkins! T-t-thanks heavens!
Fuzzy: Hot tamales!
The audience laughs as the frantic Julayla begins to speak.
Julayla: Mr. McLumpkins, I need your help. My Triforce of Rigelian...
Fuzzy: What, the Triforce of Rigelian? It's priceless and very powerful, depending on the digit who held it.
Julayla: It's gone!
Fuzzy: (surprised) Whatcha mean, "gone"?!
Julayla: It was in the family safe guarded by my men. But they step out for a minute and now it's gone!
Fuzzy: Wasn't the safe locked?
Julayla: (frowns) Hey, my parents never believe in locking stuff, okay?
Fuzzy looks suspicious as Julayla leans on something while fanning herself.
Fuzzy's Voice: Strange, indeed! If her story checked out, it would take all muh faculties and resources th recover that powerful three triangle thing. The question was, did it really check out? Or was this just some film flam to get yours truly out of the way? Time for me to play it cool.
Fuzzy: Okay, doll...I'll take the case. Three hundred a day, plus expensves.
Julayla: Sure, no problem.
Fuzzy: In fact, I's think I's got some suspects already...
In the next scene, we see Fuzzy, Julayla and the Imaginary Friends, in cop uniforms, looking at the lineup that consists of Igor, Him in a Phantom of the Opera like outfit, a Monzaemon, and the Hooded Figure's nephew from a previous scene.
Fuzzy's Voice: So a few hours later, I's asked a few questions, pulled some favors and thrown a little parade, minus the candy and special effects...
Fuzzy: All righty, sweetheart...tell me if you recognize whoever could be the culprit.
Julayla first look at Igor carefully.
Julayla: Hmmm, not him...
The girl now goes up to the Monzaemon while going past Him, then gasps while pointing at the Digimon, much to Monzaemon's surprise.
Julayla: That's him, the jerk who stole the Triforce of Rigelian! Arrest him, throw away the key!!!
Him: (frowns) What? That girl thinks some Digimon stole the thing? I'm shocked and insulted at the same time!!! Of course, Brimstone is the one who usually targets the Triforce of Rigelian, but still...
Fuzzy: Well, ain't that fascinating?
Julayla: What, that I identified the dumb teddy bear as a thief?
The audience laughs as Fuzzy smirks a bit.
Fuzzy: Nope, the bear happens to be Police Chief Monzaemon! Not a suspect, is it? Nope, I have been =to you the moment you came into muh office!
Julayla: (nervously) What do you mean?
Fuzzy: Come off it, once I started with the working assumption that the Triforce of Rigelian hasn't been stolen, I figure something was a-miss. Your parents wouldn't need some guards who walk out for a minute after all. It didn't need protected from anyone but powerful things. If it was stolen by a powerful guy, you would've picked Him as the culprit. Only those who are cunny enough could've taken the darn Tirfoerce. I figures you would up to something. I figures you were working on some insurance scam!
Julayla: (frowns) Hey, it was Vultureman's idea, okay?
Fuzzy: Anyway, you concealed the Triforce of Rigelian since only specific people can hold the thing without it being separated, came to me to give the impression that you weres looking for it, and even threw a little money muh way! Soda didn't come cheap anyway. I had to do something. I needed to meet your charade with muh own. Si I came up with the plan with the phony balcony lineup to not only distract you, but to reveal your guilt! You fell for it, Freak Girl!
The audience laughs as Julayla frowns while whispering.
Julayla: (whispering) Fuzzy, I know we're playing roles in this scene but don't call me that!
Fuzzy: (whispering) Sorry, got carried away. (normally) Of course, you thought you would pin the crime on one of these guys but while you were busy trying to put the blame on the chief of police, I went through your purse, and what do you know...bingo!
Fuzzy holds up the Triforce itself much to Julayla's dismay.
Julayla: Oh crap, you figure me out. Darn, my parents are going to kill me.
Fuzzy: Or your so-called parents. This Triforce is also a fake. I may be stupid but I ain't dumb!
A while later, we see Julayla in handcuffs being taken away as Wilt looks at Fuzzy in amazement.
Wilt: I'm sorry but that is great work, gumshoe! But how did you know she wasn't really Princess Julayla of Solaris, but really the confidence trickster Julie Reily, cunningly disguised, having spent three years being worshipped as a goddess on the Island of Ph'Boo?
Fuzzy: (shrugs) Call it a hunch.
The audience laughs as we now see Fuzzy walking through the rain as he narrates.
Fuzzy's Voice: Another case's solved! Too bad the victoey was bittersweet. I may have kept muh intergrity, but I'd lost the only dame i ever truly needed. Princess Clara, my adopted mum who cleans up after me. She quit after I threw her cat out the window. (sighs) Women...can't live with them, can't live without them.
The audience laughs as they applaud while the act came to an end.
Narrator: And now it's time for...FREAKS IN SPACE!
We see pictures of the cast as the announcer introducing them. We now see the Freak Trek ship towing some sort of bug ship via chain.
Narrator: Featuring Captain Zapp Branigan, First Mate Juniper Lee and the supercilious Dr. Scratchensniff! When we last saw the good ship Freak Trek, it had been charged with bringing a strange, unidentified ship to the intergalatic authorities! Now read on...
Inside the ship, we see the crew glaring at a Wiggler who is in chains.
June: (frowns) Not sure about this, captain. You sure it's okay to bring the prisoner on board?
Zapp: Oh, come on! The restraints are pure pig iron--we're perfectly safe!
Scratchensniff: (nods) Ja, and the scientific opportunities of studying this creature up close far outweight the risks!
The Wiggler begins speaking in a weird language as June looks puzzled.
June: Wait, what did he just say? Scratchensniff, you speak weirdo, what was that?
The bald glasses wearing man looks through a book as he speaks.
Scratchensniff: I'm trying to narrow down species so I can program the translators! Without knowing where he's from, your guess is as good as mine!
Wiggler speaks up some more looking at June while doing, much to her annoyance.
June: (annoyed) Wait, wait, wait. He was definitely looking at me when he said that.
Scratchensniff: (nods) Okay, that makes him at least part mammal, that narrows it down! Keep going!
Zapp: Let me try...(to Wiggler) HEL-LO SPACE BUUUG THIIIING! WEEE ARE FROOOM EEEARRRTHHH!
The audience laughs as June glares at Zapp.
June: What are you doing?
Zapp: (concerned) I don't get it...that always work in Spain.
The audience laughs some more as Wiggler continues to talk in concern while holding up his chains.
Scratchensniff: Okay, now we're getting somewhere! There are only three Mammalian races in the universe who can roll their Q's like that!
Zapp: (concerned) Gee, Doc...he seems really upset about something! What should we do?
Sudddenly June sniffs a bit before looking disgusted.
June: Ugh, Zapp, is that you?
Zapp: I'm sorry, I had garlic for...
Scratchensniff: No, no...that odor is that last piece of the puzzle! He's from Yos'ter Isle IV or I'm a baboon! Hitting the translators...
Scratchensniff press a few buttons before pulling a lever.
Scratchensniff:...now!
A zap noise is heard as Wiggler speaks a bit, though he seems to be sounding a lot clearer now.
Wiggler:...wash my hands.
Zapp: Uh, of course! Come with me...
Zapp takes Wiggler by one of the arms as they leave the room. Scratchensniff speaks to June during this.
Scratchensniff: As a I figured, the bug people of Yo'ster Isle IV are very particular about personal hygeine--it has religious significance for them! We narrowly avoided a major diplomatic gaffe there!
June looks at the translator and looks concern as she notice something.
June: Uh, doc...this thing's not set for Yo'ster Isle IV. It says Yo'ster Isle Vi!
Scratchensniff: (surprised) Whoop! My bad! Let me fix that and play it back...
Scratchensniff did that as he play what the Wiggler said before, only it's different.
Wiggler's Voice:...destroy your planet piece by pience, starting with your bathroomn facilities! And I can't believe that your real hair!
The audience laughs as June and Scratchensniff looks worried.
June and Scratchensniff: Uh oh...
The audience laughs as we go to outside the ship while the narrator speaks.
Narrator: Will the space bug sabotage the Freak Trek's plumbing before they can stop him? Will First Mate Lee give him a black eye for looking at her the wrong way? Is that really Captain Branigan's real hair? All these questions or none of them will be answered in the next thrilling episode of...FREAKS IN SPAAACE!
*******
On the rooftop of the theater, a worried Delete came out with a sigh while sitting down. The droid frowns a bit.
Delete: Rats! None of this makes a lick of sense...rats, rats, rats!
A rat named Remy appears as he speaks.
Remy: You called?
We hear audience as Delete turns to Remy, much to the droid's surprise.
Delete: Oh, hi, Remy, sorry...my offence. This Fuzzy business is getting me down.
Remy: What Fuzzy business is this? When he landed on a Enforcer officer or when he tried to set fire to one?
More laughter as Delete chuckles.
Delete: Heh heh. January sure was a bad month to be a Enforcer officer, wasn't it? No, no, those were settled out of court. This is about figuring out what Fuzzy actually is so we can insure the theater.
Remy: What he is? Isn't it obvious?
Delete: (puzzled) Is it?
Remy: Sure! He's a Lumpkins...Fuzzy Lumpkins! The one! The only! The best! He's unique, Dee Dee! Utterly one-of-a-kind!
Delete: (grins) You know...I guess he is! Sure he may be a big, homely, uncatergorizable thing that chases people off his property...but he's our big, homely, uncatergorizable thing that chases people off his property! Mister Applegate...you've got your answer!
Remy: Attaboy! And I'm 100% behind ya, as long as you remember that if it goes wrong it was nothing to do with me!
The rat smiles as prepares to leave.
Remy: Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for the all-rodent martial arts extravaganaza that is...
******
Act 6: Twinkle Twinkle Little Rat
The audience applauds as the curtian opens to some sort of tea party in progress. We see Fuzzy wearing the clothes like the Mad Hatter's (with a card on the hat saying 'In This Style 10/6') while sipping tea. Various cartoon rats are nearby while Emile is in a tea pot.
Hiram: (groaning) I am not a rat but I am in this already? Geez...
Weird music begins to play as Fuzzy begins to sing.
Fuzzy: (singing) Twinkle twinkle little rat,
Do you like muh new cravat?
All dressed up to do karate,
Just in time to join the party!
Emile: (singing) Twinkle twinkle, mind that tea!
Please don't pour it over me!
Some rats are doing karate as Fuzzy picks up the teapot with Emile in it.
Fuzzy: (singing) Twinkle, twinkle, little pot,
Must yew be so hot?
Filled up with the sweetest brew,
What's an Earl Grey fiend to do?
Emile: (singing) Twinkle, twinkle, put me down!
Leave me in my tea of brown!
The audience laughs while Fuzzy notices no tea coming out of the pot, much to his disappointment.
Fuzzy: (singing) Twinkle, twinkle, no more tea!
This will be the end of me!
It's all gone the way of dust,
Laugh at me, sir, if yew must.
Remy: (grins/singing) Wait a minute, Mister Hat--
Leave this to a clever rat!
Remy carries in a big pitcher of tea while Fuzzy grins while holding out a teacup. The rats continue their karate after that.
Remy: (singing) Twinkle, twinkle, little cup--
Hold still while I fill you up!
Coffee is the way to go!
Made from bean grounds, don't you know?
Fuzzy: (singing) Remy, yew deserve some cheese!
Pour me twenty, if you please!
A while later, we see Fuzzy looks freak out as did some of the cartoon rats while they hold the table or something.
Fuzzy: (singing) Maybe I was somewhat hasty--
Twenty coffees ain't so tasty!
Twinkle, twinkle, what a sight!
This will keep me up all night!
The audience applaud as the act come to an end. We return to the balcony.
Slinkman: Twinkle, twinkle, what d'you think?
Lumpus: Twinkle, twinkle--boy they stink! Ho ho ho!
Back in the backstage area, Danny looks at some of the rats who came from the backstage area, all shaken up.
Danny: Nice, guys! They'll have to get up early in the morning to do better than that!
Timmy: (shaken) Th-th-they'll have to st-stay up all n-n-night!
Mickey: (frowns) I told you what happen if you drank a lot of caffeine.
We hear laughter as Sonny and Mittens are at work doing some writing. Just then, Delete comes over to them with a completed form.
Delete: Mister Applegate! Mister Applegate! I've finished filling out the form you wanted!
Sonny: Hmm? Oh, yes, excellent!
The man took the form from Delete as he looks through it.
Sonny: Now then, Mittens...halfas, Te Xuan Zes, imaginary friends...blahdy, blahdy, blah...aaand--
Sonny stops and looks shock as he reach a certain form that has Fuzzy's name in it, with the species written in 'Fuzzy' on it.
Sonny: (nervously) Holy cow!
Delete: Everything's all right, Mr. Applegate?
Sonny: Are you saying that creepy deli-bob head looking guy...that was Fuzzy? Fuzzy Lumpkins? Fuzzy the daredevil knife-juggler, fire-eater, motorcycle stuntster hillbilly property trespassers shooting Lumpkins? That Fuzzy?
Delete: The one and only!
We hear laughter as Sonny begins to yelp, looking more freak out.
Sonny: Oh my oh my...where's that calculator?
Sonny takes a calculator out as the toons smiles a bit while they are watching him.
Sonny: Even living in the same town as that fiend will increase your premiums! But to be actually sharing a theater--! Oh, me. Oh my! Mittens and I are looking at an increase of at least five thousand per cent!
Delete: A-hem.
Sonny: Eh?
Delete: Mr. Applegate...we were talking about this before and we figure you should check out our stringent safely procedures before you did anything, you know...hasty.
Sonny: (worried) S-safelyu procedures? Mittens is not....
Fuzzy laughs as he put an arm around the uncomfortable man.
Fuzzy: Shucks, I would say muh act is entirely risk free, and to reassure yew, I would encourage--no, I would insist...that you test the procedures personally.
Sonny: Wh-what?
Sure enough the gang takes Sonny to a cannon waiting nearby as Fuzzy is holding a helmet. Delete gestures towards the cannon as he speaks.
Sonny: You got it, Mr. Applegate. It's your turn in the barrel.
Laughter is heard as Fuzzy speaks next.
Fuzzy: C'mon! It's a riot!
Sonny: (shocked) Holy cow, oh my...maybe I should check those figures just one more time...
Sonny checks his calculator again nervously while continuing.
Sonny: Mittens, you're right! I didn't mean five thousand per cent at all! How did that decimal point get there? Now...put that there...carry the one...take away the first you first thought of...
Oncer he's done, Sonny grabs Mittens and runs off in a panic.
Sonny: Fancy that! It appears we owe you thirty two cents! Funny how little mistakes can add up! Well, bye!
We hear laughter again as Danny grins.
Danny: Hey, gang! Looks like we sorted that out just in time for the closing number! Who'd have guessed?
******
Act 7: Extravalumpkins!
Soon the closing number begins at some sort of circus like setting. As Gir is throwing fish at a nervous Ray, we see Jonny in a clown outfit juggling as Fuzzy is flying through the air on a trapese. Music begins to play as Danny in a ringleader outfit begins to sing.
Danny: (singing) He flies through the air such style and such grace!
He's Fuzzy Lumpkins and he's hot on the case!
It just takes a moment to see what we mean--
He's Fuzzy Lumpkins and he's stealing the scene!
Fuzzy laughs as he flies over to Bloo who sings next.
Bloo: (singing) He's always exciting, he's always a thrill!
That Fuzzy keeps moving, he never stays still!
The cursed beast lets go of the trapese as he bounces off a net waiting below. Jonny sang next.
Jonny: (singing) From cannon and catapults, traps and balloons,
That Fuzzy comes flying to popular tunes!
Now we see Fuzzy in a cannon as Julayla and her sisters prepare to fire it.
Danny: (singing) So roll up and see him, he's trying again--
He's flying through space and defying the pain!
He's ready to do it, he's nothing to lose--
He's climbed in the cannon, he's lighting the fuse!
Once the fuse is lit, the girls cover their ears as the cannon is fired sending Fuzzy flying out of there laughing.
Fuzzy: Wheeeeeeeeeee!
The audience watch on form where they are at. Then they cringe as Fuzzy landed with a 'splat' Everyone looks worried as two vultures carrying a stretcher and medical bag rushing in making a nee naw noise.
Later we see Fuzzy in a bed with bandages on himself and a broken leg in a cast. As the toons watch, Delete finishes the song.
Delete: (singing) He's Fuzzy Lumpkins, and how greatly he fell.
His collarbone's broken, he's not very well.
They say he'll be here till next Thursday, at least--
He's Fuzzy the Greatest...the mystery beast.
The audience laughs as the song came to an end. Soon the toons minus Delete and the injured Fuzzy prepare to leave.
Danny: We will come back again tomorrow, Fuzyz. Don't worry, they will get you back in your feet in no time flat.
Fuzzy: Ha! Always dod, ain't they?
Laughter is heard as Danny, the last to leave, closes the door.
Fuzzy: Hey, thanks for coming, Dee-Dee. Too bad I ain't going to be performing for a while.
Delete: (grins) Don't worry about it, Fuzzy.
The droid then looks concerned as he continues.
Delete: Fuzzy...I need to ask you something. It's driving me nuts. I just have to know. Tell me...please...what the heck are you??
Fuzzy chuckles in amusement as he speaks.
Fuzzy: Oh, Dee Dee...I thought you knew. I'm an artist. An artist...
Delete looks dumbstruck a bit before we see him walking down the hallway, looking back at Fuzzy's room.
Delete: (thinking) Well...I guess he is, after all.
Laughter and applause is heard as the story comes to an end.
As our next chapter begins, we see Danny and Delete looking through some pictures.
Delete: Hmmm...maybe we could Ace Ventura? He'd make a good guest start. He's a virtually a toon already.
Danny: We try that. He's on a movie shoot until the end of the month making a sequel to his movies--"Ace Ventura: Christmas Adventure."
Delete: Huh.
Delete picks up a picture and shows it to Danny.
Delete: There's this psychic act, Madame Hino. What about her?
Danny: (frowns) I think we have to draw the lines at psychics, especially since this one is dating a certain lunatic rat.
Ratigan's Voice: I AM NOT A RAT!
Danny: Anyway, they're all frauds, charlatans and con-artists. We can't be seen to endorse that.
Delete: Okay. You're the boss, boss. Hairy Belli?
Danny: Too expensive.
Delete: Burly Chasis?
Danny: Too expensive.
Delete: Custer Beaton?
Danny: He's been dead for 40 years, plus he's too expensive.
Laughter is heard as the phone rang nearby. Danny picks it up and spoke.
Danny: Hello? Yes...yes...who? (excited) Really?!
Danny covers the speaker part of the phone as he speaks to Delete excitedly.
Danny: It's that guy from ER's agent! The actor wants to be on the show!
Delete: (excited) Say yes! Say yes!!
Danny: I'll start negotiations.
Danny uncovers the speaking part as he continues.
Danny: So what nice of a nuce would you want? We've got...
Danny listens in as he looks surprised and a bit disappointed.
Danny: Oh. No, no, that's okay. Some other time, I guess.
Danny hangs up the phone as Delete looks at the photos some more. The droid goes over to the phone and picks it up.
Delete: Madame Hino?
Danny: (sighs) I bet she didn't see this coming.
The laughter laughs some more at this.
*****
The hole opened as Danny came out and spoke to the audience.
Danny: It's the Toonpet Show! Whah!
The audience cheered for him. The sign with Danny lifted up as the band began playing the music. The curtain pulled up, revealing some pillars while Charlie played the piano and Coach Z tooted his horn. Stuff begins to happen like a Tentacruel attacking a yelping Grim, Grievous covers his ears in annoyance as two Birdos and a Wobbuffet was singing, toon Vikings sail in a boat and June herself was doing karate though Danny has to dodge a punch. Five Toonpets came out, then they pointed to the upper arches, where the Toonpet ladies and Imaginary Friends were walking backwards and singing.
Lady Toonpets: (singing) It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Toonpets on the Toonpet Show tonight.
On "It's time to meet", they peeked out of the arches. At the other side, the male Toonpets danced sideways and sang.
Male Toonets: (singing) It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to get things started
In the balcony, two familiar critics were talking.
Slinkman: (puzzled) Madame Hino? Who the heck is Madame Hino?
Lumpus: Heh, I've heard of her. She's Ratigan's girlfriend and a mystic.
Slinkman: A mistake?
Lumpus: No, that was what we made when we came here! Ho ho ho!
Laughter is heard as Lumpus continues while taking Slinkman's hand.
Lumpus: How about you let me read your palm? I used to read them myself--it's amazing what you get at Camp Kidney.
Lumpus looks at Slinkman's hand a bit carefully.
Slinkman: Okay. Can you see anything, sir?
Lumpus: Hmmm...
The moose then frowns angrily as he yells at the slug.
Lumpus: I see that you've eaten the last chocolate fondant, you greedy pig!
The audience laughs as Slinkman frowns.
Slinkman: I bought those!
Lumpus: Well, we'll see if you get any of my ice cream during the intermission!
Danny was sitting on the floor of the stage and sang.
Danny: (singing) It's time we get things started
As they all sang, the camera pulled back as it revealed each Toonpet on arches.
All: (singing) On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Toonpetational
This is what we call the Toonpet Show!
Then, the sign saying "The Toonpet Show" came down. Inside the hole was Fuzzy Lumpkins holding a horn. He tried to blew on it but a link of hot dogs came out of it like mad. The audience laughed at this.
Patriotic message plays in the first act as Grievous appears in front of a familiar flag.
Generaious: Greetings, dear readers. I wish to impart to you a matter of the gravest import. It has come to my attention that a hitherto unprecedented degree of credulity--one might even go so far as to call it guillibility-has crept into our way of thinking in recent times.
Grievous slaps his own forehead as he continues.
Grievous: Everyone one turns, hysterical ninnies burden themselves with faith in such fairy tales as Astrology, UFOs, Sasquatches, and forms of child rearing which involve scarley any time in the military whatsoever. I cannot begin to tell you how deeply this is wounding this great nation of ours!
Just then a strange creature with the leg of Patrick Duffy, Scuzzlebutt, apepars and looks around. Grievous didn't notice as he kept on speaking.
Grievous: Was it not G.K. Chesteron who observed, "When a man ceases to believe in God, he doesn't believe in nothing, he believes in anything?" I trust the lesson is obvious enough not to require further illumination from yours truly.
The audience laughs as Scuzzlebutt notices Grievous who slams a metal fist onto the table in front of him.
Grievous: Suffice it to say that every so-called "sighting" of a Sasquatch or some creature with the leg of Patrick Duffy, pushes us further down a slippersy slope towards chaos and ruin!
Scuzzlebutt chuckles wickedly as he prepares to attack Grievous though the cyborg still doesn't notice.
Grievous: I suggest that each and every one of you, from the bottom of my Kaleesh heart to be ever vilgilant against the forces of credulity!
However June, in a karate outfit, appears glaring at Scuzzlebutt who look sat her nervously.
Grievous: When somebody waggles the bogeyman of the superstition in your face, at least show some backbone! Look at the evidence!!!! And give that mumbo-jumbo the karate chop of logic it so richly deserve!
As Grievous said 'karate chop', June karate chops Scuzzlebutt right in the stomach causing the creature to groan and hit the ground hard and the audience to laugh at that. Grievous salutes to us as June dust herself off while she leaves.
Grievous: Wishing you all a brighter tomorrow, I remain, ever truly yours, General Grievous. I thank you.
The audience applauds as the act came to a close.
**********
Back in the backstage area, Grievous was coming in as Danny, who was writing in something, notices.
Danny: Hey Grievous, good work! Couldn't agree more!
Grievous: Thanks, Daniel! I only hope my words can at least make some small difference to lives of those not gifted with our acuee perspicacity.
We see someone speaking to Fuzzy nearby. She is a girl wearing wearing biker clothing and a psychic like turban with strawberry blond hair. Her name is Kate Hino. The girl has her hand to her forehead as if predicting something.
Kate: Okay, let's see...yesss, I see...fire! There is smoke and noise! You are rushing headlong towards the arms of another!
Fuzzy: Oh yes, that is Miss Calamity in row! I is landed on her three nights in a row!
The audience laughs as Danny notices Kate.
Dannjy: Hello, I guess you're tonight guest star Madame Kate Hino. We've got you lined up for the next act--can you be ready in five minutes?
Kate: (smirkis) Of course, Mr. Fenton! The future holds no secrets from Madame Hino!
Danny: Actually that is what I really ask for but that's good too.
Marzipan walks up to Kate.
Marzipanj: Hey, cool! I've heard so much about you! Could you realign my crystals?
Kate: Sure! You should have those things serviced every five years...
The audience laughs a bit. We now see Kate looking at Eusatce's paws as some toons talk among each other.
Jonny: (grins) She is so incredible, Delete. She told me that Plank and my career could only go in one direction!
Delete: You don't say.
The audience laughs a bit.
Marzipan: (to Strong Bad) Apparently is it a lucky day for Aquarians?
Strong Bad: (shrugs) Sounds like a load of Taurus to me!
The audience laughs once more.
Bloo: (to Julayla) She says my karma is in excellent shape.
Julayla: That's great o hear. Have you changed the oilma?
The audience laughs at that. Marzipan notices June walking up.
Marzipan: Oh, hey, Miss Lee! You've just got to have your fortune told--she's lile rilly rilly amazing?
June: (frowns) Amazing, huh?
The girl walks up to Kate who is looking at her crystal ball until June spoke up.
June: Okay, Nostradamus rat girl...try to amaze me.
Kate: (frowns) Don't call me rat girl okay? (smiles) And second, I shall amze you. You're going to get my all-in-one, one purpose prognostication special!
Kate takes June by the hand as she leads her to a fortune telling table nearby.
June: Progonostica-what?
Kate puts her crystal ball on the table as she explains.
Kate: In other words, I will tell you what will happen in the future. I will plumb your innermost depths! I will not only look into your soul, I'll wash it and put it through a spin cycle!
The audience laughs as the crystal ball begins to glow, getting cloudy.
June: (concerned) Kind of...cloudy in there...
Suddenly smoke came out of the crystal ball, much to June's amazement as Kate spoke.
Kate: There was once was an Asian,
Both determined and pretty.
She longed to get out
And to see the big city.
She worked and she struggled
And saved all she had;
Brought her fair, said "adieu",
Though it made her feel sad.
All the townsfolk were sorry;
They thought she was mad.
Soon we see Zapp, Scratchensniff, June in a Miss Harvest banner outfit and Ray-Ray and Monroe appearing in the smoke cloud itself.
Kate: But the boards surely beckoned,
And soon it was known
That a new Queen of Glamor
Had taken the throne!
Every night she'd be there
At a quarter to six
Struggling into her costume,
Applying lipstick and giving a thrill
To a crowd from the sticks!
As June kept watching, the smoke now shows a familiar smiling halfa boy.
Kate: Then she met...
Someone special.
A boy from the pond.
He was humble; She,
Off to the stars and beyond.
But none of that matters
When something is true.
If you heart beats for him,
And his heart beats for you,
Where you come from
Means less than the dust on your shoe.
June: Well, this is cool and all that, but is there anything left to come?
Kate: I'm getting to that. See this line round your thumb? That's a sign that your fame will increase more more and more
June: (excited) Wow, really?!
Kate: Obh yes. It is likely to soar
Until everyone seems a bit of a bore.
Kate then looks concern as she continues.
Kate: Oh, but wait! There's a break
In the line of your heart!
I foresee that a precious
Thing soon will depart.
June: (concern) Wait, somegthing precious? But Kate Hino, what do you mean?
Kate: Le me see if there's some of clue I can glean...
Kate gets up and prepares to leave as June looks into the crystal ball, not noticing that the girl has grab her purse.
Kate: Oh my dear. You're to lose something precious...
Kate smirks devilishly as she takes some money out of June's purse while she leaves.
Kate:...With eyes of green. (to herself) Hee hee, Rattigan is going to love this.
June looks concern while hearing that as her thought goes to Danny.
June: (thinking) Danny?
A while later, a concerned June walks down the hall, pondering.
June: (pondering) Danny...
Voice: Next!
June notices Danny talking to the lunchlady Stinky. As the two left, the Te Xuan Ze gave a look of jealously. The girl now looks at a wall that has pictures pinned to the wall which is of cartoon stars with various guest-stars. One of them has Danny with a female guest stars. It said 'Dearest Danny - Thanks for letting me be a guest on your show! Ever yours, Dolly Wood XXX'. June sheds a tear of sadness upon seeing that.
Later June watch from the tears as Danny is looking through a clipboard as some of the toon ladies were watching. As they leave, June gets a bit furious as she held onto one of the stair canisters until she growls when it breaks in anger.
June: I'm going to kill the one who steals Danny away from me...
***********
Act 2: Tooninarian's Hospital
Familiar drama music is heard on a familiar set as an offscreen announcer spoke.
Announcer: And now it's time for....Tooninarian's Hospital, the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs!
Soon we see Charlie and Marzipan, in their Tooninarian's hospitals outfits, about to work on a patient named Mr. Nervous.
Mr. Nervous: (groaning) Why me?
Marzipan: Hey, Doctor Burt--is this the heart operation or the liver transplant?
Charlie: The heart operation.
Marzipan: Oh, good, I can't stand liver!
The audience laughs as June, in her own outfit, came into the room still upset. Charlie notices as he speaks.
Charlie: Nurse Lee, you're just in time! Mr. Nervous is in need of a heart surgery.
June: (dryly) Oh, someone with a heart? Sorry, don't believe in that fairy tale crud!
Marzipan: (concerned) Nurse Marzipan, are you upset about something?
June: (scoffs) Hah!
Charlie: Great! Well, let's continue, we need to put the patient under!
Mr. Nervous: (terrified) Gah! Put me under?!
Charlie: (sheepish) Oops! I mean anaesthetize you, not bury you! We haven't had to bury any of our patients since...what? Tuesday?
June: (grins) You mustn't worry, Mr. Nervous--Doctor Burt is a wonder with a shovel.
Charlie: Yup! Never lost a corpse yet!
The audience laughs as Mr. Nervous looks worried.
Mr. Nervous: I have plenty to worry! Look, there is some mistake here--I'm here to have something done about my corns.
Marzipan: (giggles) Oh, silly! If you'd eaten more corn you wouldn't have a heart problem in the first place!
The audience laughs as Charlie grins.
Charlie: She's got you there, my friend.
June: (frowns) Isn't it just about time for the closing announcement?
The offscreen announcer speaks once more as the four looks upward in confusion.
Announcer: Will Nurse Marzipan have pastrami on rye for lunch? Has Doctor Burt really forgotten about losing Mrs. Pules's body last week? Will Nurse Lee's private life affect the quality of her sarcasm?
Mr. Nervous: Where am I in this scene, huh?
Announcer: (ignoring) Tune in next time when you'll hear Nurse Lee say...
June: (to Mr. Nervous) You know, if it weren't for your bald head, bad teeth, huge ears and terrible complexion, you'd be ugly.
The audience laughs as Charlie and Marzipan holding up scores with the former holding up a 5 and a -2 while the latter is holding up a 4 and a Pi sign while the act came to an end.
Back in the backstage area, we see more Toons talking while a disbelief Danny, who is writing in a book, looks on.
Strong Mad: Drum line! Druuum line!
Zapp: (grins) Kate told me that I will spend the rest of my life in the company of somebody I truly love!
Ami: (glares) Let me guess: that person is...yoourself?
The audience laughs as Zapp grins.
Zapp: Works for me!
Delete was listening as Gir happily threw one of his boomerang fishes.
Gir: Apparently I am going to be reunited with a work colleague very very, soon! Wahey!
Suddenly Delete yelps as two of the Girs came back, hitting the robot right in the face making the audience laughs. Danny sighs in annoyance as he walks up to Jumba holding up a plant.
Danny: You'e a rational man of science, Jumba. At least tell me that you haven't gone for this fortune-telling balconey.
Jumba: (shrugs) Oh, I haven't, most certaintly, space child. But I don't know what she said to poor Pleakley. Ever since she predicted his future, the poor boy has had the most terrible fear of chives.
Jumba holds up the said plant to Pleakley causing the alien to freak out.
Pleakley: AHHHHHHH! Get that thing away from me!
The auidnece laughs as Danny turns to see Kate speaking with an interested Grim while the girl is looking through a scroll.
Kate: Now then, as a Taurus, fine clothes are important to you, and you dislike unpleasant smells.
Grim: Ha! The fine clothes I can live with but I know a lot of unpleasant smells. I should know, I live with Billy!
The audience laughs as Danny slaps his forehead while leaving.
Danny: Oh, brother.
As Grim leaves, Kate smirks devilishly as she counts the money she earn.
Kate: Forty-five...fifty...fifty-five...hee hee, Padraic is going to live this.
The audience laughs a bit as we return to a familiar balcony.
Lumpus: Did you ever had your cards read?
Slinkman: Yup. Turns out I'm a Three of Diamonds.
Lumpus: And I was an Ace of Clubs until they cancelled my membership! Ho ho ho!
The audience laughs at this.
******
Act 3: Let's listen in on the...Talking House
A familiar music is played as the next act takes place in a neighbors where the houses are talking to one another.
House 1: Hey, what's your rising sign?
House 2: I think it's "For Sale, No reasonable offer refused".
The audience laughs as the next two houses speak.
House 3: I was told I'd meet a handsome new neighbor-but it turned out I couldn't ignore his bay window!
The audience laughs as House 4 spoke up.
House 4: Oh, that's too bad. When I saw his chimney p[ot, I was sure sparks were going to fly.
House 3: It would never have lasted, anyway--not something built on weak foundations!
The audience laughs again as the next two houses spoke next.
House 5: Did you hear about that guy who had his palm read?
House 6: That's nothing--I had my bricks red!
The audience laughs again as we go to the next two houses.
House 7: Have you ever held a crystal ball?
House 8: No, but I'm sure I've held a tupperware party...
The audience laughs once more as the act came to an end.
*******
Back in the backstage area, the New Guy was holding a bomb in confusion as Pom-Pom gets ready to blow it up. Danny goes up to an upset Danny, the halfa not noticing that she is upset at first.
Danny: Okay, June, I've got down here that you're going to do tonight's closing number...
June: (scoffs) Hmph!
Danny: Uh...we need to know if you have any special wardrobe requirements...
June: Hah!
Danny:...and if the regular set--
June: Humph!
Danny:--will do, or if you need special--
June: Oho!
Danny:--props.
June: Hah!!!
The audience laughs as Danny looks worried and concern at the upset June. The halfa then spoke up.
Danny: Well, June, I think something is on your mind right now. Mind if you tell me about it? Because I don't have a--
June: (angrily) If you have to ask, it's hardly worth my while telling you, right?!
The audience laughs as a surprised Danny watch the angry June storming off. The halfa then frowns at this.
Danny: Okay, that doesn't make any sense at all!
The audience laughs as usual.
*****
Act 4: Toonpet Labs
We cut to a familiar laboratory set as Jumba is talking to the audience while Pleakley has some weird helmet on his head.
Jumba: Greetings and welcome to Toonpet Labs, where the future is being made today! I am Doctor Jumba Jookiba and this is my assistant Pleakley! Say hello, Pleakley!
Pleakley: (worried) Hi folks.
Jumba: Thanks, Pleakley. Now then I will demonstrate how that which appears to be "psychic ability" exists in all of us to some small degree--actually a combination of intuition, common sense and sheer good fortune!
Jumba points to the device on Pleakley's head as he continues.
Jumba: As you can see, Pleakley here is wearing a sophisicated monitoring device. The slightest hint of a flicker of genuine psychic activity will create an incase in brain temperature, which the instruments will measure and record!
Pleakley: Wait, slight? Is that even correct, Jumba?
Jumba: That is correct, Pleakley, the increase itself will be slight. It will be impercetible to all but the most delicate scientific instruments!
Pleakley: Uh, thanks, I guess.
Jumba: (nods) You're welcome and I'm glad your mother is getting better.
Pleakley: (confused) Wait, I didn't...
Jumba: Turn around please so we can be doing this.
Pleakley groans as he turns around while Jumba takes out a deck of cards and hold on up.
Jumba: Now then, Pleakley, can you at least try to guess at what card I'm holding...
Pleakley: Mmmm...the Seven of Spades?
Jumba looks surprised as he shows the Seven of Spades card to the audience making them laugh a bit.
Jumba: Hmmm...uncanny. Probably beginner's luck, no doubt.
A bit of smoke came out of the helmet making Pleakley worried a bit though Jumba didn't notice as he held up two cards.
Jumba: All right, Pleakley, let's try something a little more challenging. Which two cards am I holding up?
Pleakley: Hmmm, which cards...? I will say an Ace of Hearts...and a Four of Spades!
Jumba looks astounded as he hold up the right cards to the audience as more smoke came out of the helmet some more.
Jumba: Good cosmos, Pleakley! This is really quite amazing! You're getting a perfect record here! What, you're an experiment in silly? (laughs) Now then, the next test will be more challenging still--and I think I know just the thing.
The audience laughs as more smoke came out of the machine as Jumba leaves and came back holding a huge Donphan.
Jumba: Now...uurgh!..What...what...am I holding up...oof...now...? Eeurgh!
Pleakley: Uh, uh, is it getting hot in here?
Pleakley looks nervously as he tries to think and use 'psychi' powers or something.
Pleakley: What kind of object are you...holding? Is it a...a huge Donphan? My head sounds like it's going to explode!
Suddenly without warning, the machine explode (making a foof sound) and caught on fire causing Pleakley to scream like mad. We now see Jumba on the floor, crushed by the Donphan.
Jumba: (mumbled) Oh, Plealley, you've gone on fire. Please don't go on fire.
Pleakley: WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO I HAVE HERE?! I AM ON FIRE! PUT ME OUT, PUT ME OUT, PUT ME OUT!!!
The audience laughs madly as the act came to an end. We go back to the balcony again as Slinkman spoke.
Slinkman: That was terrible, sir. Hey, guess whp I had lunch with today?
Lumpus: (shrugs) Oh, I don't know...Oscar Mayer?
Suddenly Lumpus's head explode (making a foof sound) and set the moose's head on fire causing him to scream much to Slinkman's alarm.
Back in the backstage area, Nutsy and Trigger brought Jumba in on a stretcher while Pleakley does so with a bucket on his head. Danny is with Jonny and Fuzzy.
Jonny: (grins. Well, Danny, that leaves you, the last of us not to have his fortune told!
Danny: (annoyed) I have a good reason. Psychis are full of hooey.
Fuzzy: (smirks) Oh, but I is don't thinks that is the reason. I think yew are just...chicken. Buk, buk.
Jonny and Fuzzy begins going around acting like chickens much to Danny's annoyance while the audience laughs at this.
Chicken: Buk buk bgaaark!
Fuzzy: Buurk buk buk buk!
Danny groans as he walks away in annoyance while walking near Coop, Jamie, and Kiva.
Both: Buuuuk buk buk buk buk!
Danny: You two, cut it out! This is childish and ridiculous and I will not have a thing to do with it.
Coop: Hey, Danny! Have you had your fortune told yet?
Danny slaps his forehead while speaking.
Danny: Gah! Copp, Jamie, not you two too!
Kiva: (sweatdrop) Unfortunately yes.
Jamie: You got it! Coop and I are really going to clean up in the near future!
The audience laughs at this.
Danny: (frowns) I see what you did there! Clever!
Voice: Buk buk buk bgark!
Danny turns around angrily as he snaps.
Danny: (angrily) Will you cut that out?!
To his surprise, Danny was actually yelling at Coco who looks at him in confusion.
Danny: Oh.
Johnny: Come on now, Danny. Humor.
Fuzzy: Yep! What's the worst that could happen, huh?
Danny: (frowns) All right, fine! If it'll stop this schoolyard bullying, I'll do it. And I guarantee it'll be horse feathers from start to finish!
Danny goes right into Kate's tent with a sigh of annoyance.
*****
Act 5: Freaks in Space
The next act cut to a ship flyign through space as the usual announcer speaks.
Announcer: Narrator: And now it's time for...FREAKS IN SPACE!
We see pictures of the cast as the announcer introducing them.
Narrator: Featuring Captain Zapp Branigan, First Mate Juniper Lee and the propinquitous Dr. Scratchensniff! When we last saw the good ship Freak Trek, they had just been deflected from their programmed course by a surprise meteor shower--and forced to steer into unmapped territory! Now read on...
We now go inside the screen as the crew looks at a monitor, looking concerned.
Scratchensniff: These readings, Zapp--they are off the scale! The background pscyhic enegy is colossal!
June: Okay...so what does that mean?
Zapp: (worried) Why, First Mate Lee, everyone knows what that means! Don't your ecall the sorry fate of the USS Titanic?
June: (gasps) You don't mean--
Zapp: Yes! For as long as we stay here...
A music dramatic effect happens as Zapp speaks in alarm.
Zapp:...we'll be able to read one another's minds!
The audience laughs as June speaks, not so worried.
June: Huh. Well, that doesn't sound so bad. (glares) Unless you've got something to hide...
Scratchensniff: It's not that simple, Lee. A phenomenon such as this can strip away the veneer of civilzed behavior that enables us to function as a community.
June: So what does that mean in any case?
Scratchensniff: (nods) When you talk to me, I'll be able to know what you're really thinkiing.
June: (concerned) Oh.
Just then June's thinking is heard.
June: (thinking) Oh, stop trying to frighten me, you muttonchop-whiskered baboon!
Scratchensniff: (annoyed) You don't have to say it! That's what I've been trying to tell you! (thinking) Ten years of training and I end up assigned to these chowderheads
The audience laughs as June smiles a bit innocently.
June: I know what's going on here. I will just ignore any of these unflattering remarks for the good of the mission. (thinking) I will break every bone in your scrawny girlish body when all this is over.
The audience laughs again.
Zapp: Now, let's try to keep things professional! We're simply have to ignore those little voices in our heads and make the best of things until we're cleak of the psychic energy zone, got it? (thinking) I am a beautiful handsome man, everybody loves me and I want my mommy.
The audience laughs as Scratchensniff nods.
Scratchensniff: Good idea, Zapp. We always could use your voice reasons to keep things under control. (thinking) I have always thought you were a pompous twit and your last speech has done nothing to change my mind.
The audience as Zapp smiles.
Zapp: Why, thank you, doctor. (thinking) I am a beautiful handsome man, everybody loves me and I want my mommy.
The audience laughs again as June saw something on the screen making her gasp in horror.
June: Hey boys...am I imagining things, or is that ship approaching us the infamous space pirate, Don Karnage? (thinking) I know exactly what it is, but I have to phrase it as a question so you rocket jockeys think you're having all the bright ideas yourselves.
The audience laughs as Scratchensniff sweat in worry.
Scratchensniff: Oh my. (thinking) If I throw them Juniper Lee, I might yet save my own skin!
The audience laughs as Zapp looks worried.
Zapp: Oh my. (thinking) I want my mommy.
The audience laughs as June frowns in annoyance.
June: Oh, brother. (thinking) Oh, brother.
The audience laughs as we go outside the ship once more as the usual narrator speaks.
Narrator: Will First Mate Lee be thrown to the pirates? Has Doctor Scratchensniff got really first-rate hearth care? Does Zapp Branigan really wants his mommy or will anybody's mommy do just as well? Tune in next week to the sub-ether wave network and catch an extra-dimensional remake of...FREAKS IN SPAAACE!
*******
Later, at a police station, we hear two cops talking.
Yates's Voice:...all right, Officer Barbrady, you're going to have to run it by me one more time as I'm still puzzled by a few things. Who did what, exactly?
We cut to inside the jail as we saw a dazed Danny, an annoyed June and a very injured Kate with her arm in a sling as Sergeant Harrison Yates and Officer Barbrady are speaking. We saw a wanted poster for Him nearby.
Barbrady: (sighs) Sorry, sir. Allow me to go back from the start. Subject L, One "Miss Lee", came back from her dressing room to find Subject F, "Mister Fenton", strangelyt absent...
We go to a flashback as we see a suspicious June going to a familiar tent as Barbrady narrates.
Barbrady's Voice: Noticing a strong smell of incense emanating from the tent of Subject R, "Madame Rat Girl"..."
Kate's Voice: (annoyed) I AM NOT A RAT!
Barbrady's Voice: (ignoring) Subject L proceeded to investigate...
We now see June looking into a tent and looks shock and angry as she saw Kate holding up a worried Danny's hand.
Barbrady's Voice: At precisely 5:37 PM, Subject L discovered Subject R holding the hand of Subject F and flew into what I believe to call a jealous rage!
Back in the present, an annoyed Danny spoke up.
Danny: Hey come on! Kate was only reading my palm!
Yates: (frowns) Save it for the judge, halfa boy! Barbrady?
Back in the flashback, we see June beating up Kate while holding an alarmed Danny by the neck. A lot of money went flying in the progress.
Barbrady's Voice: Ahem...as I was saying, Subject L then proceeded to inflict a bodily assault upon the two other subjects...
June: Haiiii-yaah!!!
Barbrady's Voice: At that point, the full extend of Subject R's larcenous activities became clear!
As Kate and Danny tried to recover from the assault, June picks up a familiar object that made her gasp in shock.
June: My purse!!
Back in the present, Yates nods at this.
Yates: Okay...you got L on assault and R on larceny. So what about the ghost boy? What is his story?
Barbrady: (worried) Err...I brought him along anyway. It...it seemed to be the way the evening was going.
The audience laughs as Kate growls angrily.
Kate: All right, all right, you got me fair and square! It was such a sweet scam while it lasted too! Padraic Ratigan and I would have got the money and split if Asian girl haven't butted in!
Yates: (narrows) Ho oh! So you are also an associate with that rat of a criminal! Barbrady, get that down!
Kate: HE IS NOT A RAT!
The audience laughs as Barbrady wrote down the stuff.
Danny: Err, Sergeant Yates, if it makes this feel better, I am not going to press charges against Juniper Lee. Couldn't she go home?
Yates: Oh, no pressing charges? Barbrady, get that down as well!
Yates opens the cell to allow a groaning Danny being help by June out of the cell.
Yates: Okay, okay...you two nuts are free to go. We will want you both to come in to make an official statement in the morning though.
Danny: Ow! Thanks, sir. Ow...ow...
June: (worried) Oh, Danny. Oh oh oh! Did you hurt yourself?
Danny: (disbelief) "Myself?!"
The audience laughs as Danny and June heads for the exit.
June: I think you may have hurt your leg in the madness.
Danny: (groaning) I think it's somewhere below the madness, June.
June: You know, I still find it hard to believe that you. of all people, fell for that charlatan's line of cheese oil! Don't you know all these so-called psychis are little more than frontier medicine shows?
Danny: (surprised) What?
June: (giggles) Never mind, Danny dear...I forgive you.
June kiss Danny on the cheek making him blush.
Danny: You forgive me...right.
The couple left the police department. As they do, Yates peeks out of the opened door.
Yates: Hey, you two! Any chance you want a ride back to the theater? Officer Barbrady should be done in five.
June: Yes, that would be--
Danny: Uh...actually, it's a clear night...the moon is full...we could just walk.
June: (surprised) Walk?
Danny: (grins) Well, the theater is not that far. Might be...nice, you know?
Danny and June held hands and blush as they begin walking down the street. It was very romantic...until the halfa realize something.
Danny: Hey...weren't you supposed to be doing tonight's closing number?
June: (yelps) Oh crud!
Suddenly June grabs Danny and lifts him over her shoulder making the audience laugh at this.
June: Hold on to your hat, Danny--
Danny: Urk!
June:--WE'RE LATE!!!
June begins running very fast holding the alarmed Danny. They went down the street as a confused Beagle Boy watch them pass by. At the theater for the closing number, a few girls were doing some dancing and singing as it is about to be over.
Girls: (singing) Tra la laaa...shabba do waaaaa...
June, still carrying Danny, rush onto the stage much to the alarm of the girls before she slid down quickly.
June:...and that's jazz, folks!
Soon June collapses as she fell to the floor taking Danny with her.
Danny: (groaning) Ouch.
The audience laughs as they applaud as the act came to a close.
*******
Sometime later, we see Marzipan bandaging a groaning Danny.
Marzipan: Geez, Danny, you are getting waaay too many banadges lately. You gotta have yopur chakra realigned!
Danny: Just realign my bones, Marzipan, and I'll be grateful.
The audience laughs as Delete came in holding a newspaper.
Delete: Hey, boss! Look, we made the front page! See?
Delete holds up a newspaper that has the title 'Seven Years' Bad Luck!' It shows a scowling Kate being taking away by a police man.
Danny: Wow, cool...though I don't see us in it somewhere though.
Delete: (points) We're right at the bottom, right after "Mr. Scatterbrain's Donkey-Grooming Beauty Parlor". It's amazing how much stuff that guy does.
Danny: Oh, I see now.
June's Voice: Allow me to have that!
Danny and Delete looks surprise as June grabs the paper from them, the audience laughs some more.
June: (smirks) I think I will want to read that story! I want to do so over and over! I want to read it until I wear out the paper with my eyes.
Danny: (nods) Ah...in the words of that candlestick, be my guest.
June heads up some stairs with the paper as Danny and Delete watch.
June: Well, if anyone wants me, I will be in my usual dressing room laughing! Laughing, do you hear?! Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!
Danny: Sure, no problem, June.
Delete: (frowns) Awww, my sister stole my paper.
Danny: Trust me...its hers now.
The audience laughs as we cut to June's dressing room a while later. We see Kate's picture taped to something with darts on it while the girl is looking through the same newspaper.
June: Aries...Sagittarius...(smirks) All right, here we go: "You will meet a handsome stranger and inherit a thousand dollars!"...
Laughter and applause is heard as the story comes to an end.