Author's note
Hey folks, JusSonic here to make another fanmake of another Muppets parody. Once I get the actual issue, we will be set to go. Until then, enjoy!
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"Toonpet Peter Pan"
"Written by JusSonic"
"Art and Colors by acosta jose ramiro"
"Letters Julayla Beryl"
"Editor JusSonic & Julayla Beryl"
"Covers: Cover A Neros Urameshi, Cover B Darth Ben Valor and Cover C Esteeka"
"Based on a comic book mini-series by the Muppets"
"Original special thanks: Jesse Post, Lauren Kressel, Susan Butterworth, Jessica Bardwil, Jim Lewis and the Muppets Studio"
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Chapter 1
Our story starts over a England like town with the usual Big Ben and all that. A cop roam the street.
Narrator: This is Toondown Town. Here in the neighborhood of Cartoonsington live the Sheelah children who are going to start on the most greatest adventure ever.
Voice: Hold it right there, pardon but these are British children you are about to mention here.
We see someone appearing. He is a huge skeletal figure. He was mostly a robot with flesh organs inside him, and wore not only lightsabers, but a huge cape to cover most of his body. His name is General Grievous.
Grievous: Ahem, I think this story will be more entertaining if the children were American...and not Kaleesh! I am not going through that mess again!
Narrator: But these aren't just any British kids, why the Sheelah kids have something very unusual--
Grievous: Hey! You are the American publisher, JusSonic! Have we stooped so low as to outsource our fiction here?!
JusSonic's Voice: Geez, I never thought of that before...
Just then a girl appears. was a blue haired girl with blue eyes. She wore black boots, a black skirt, spiked wristbands, and a purple T-shirt that had a skull insignia on it. Her name was Yumi Yoshimura.
Yumi: Grievous, what are you doing?
Grievous: Helping Jus of course! Come with me!
We now see the two standing over a familiar looking town as Grievous spoke up.
Grievous: Now then, this is Toon Boston in the year 1911!
JusSonic's Voice: Uh, looks like Toondon to me...
Grievous: Of course there is a natural resemblance! It was build by the British! But those people decided they would rather call themselves Americans!
Yumi: Well, I think it's a bit more complicated than that.
Grievous: Forgive me, Yumi, but you're Japanese so you wouldn't understand.
Yumi: No offense taken.
Grievous: Good. Now are we going to take history lessons here or tell you the story?!
JusSonic's Voice: (surprised) Wow! You're going to tell ME a story? What a peasant change of pace--
Grievous: Yes, of course, but it doesn't begin right here...
Grievous points to some weird looking forest place as he speaks.
Grievous: Yes, it begins out there!
JusSonic's Voice: Out where?
Grievous and Yumi: (points) Right there!
We now see a swamp as our story begins...so to speak.
JusSonic's Voice: (confused) Wait, in a swamp?!
Yumi's Voice: Well, of course. America got humble origins after all.
JusSonic's Voice: So since when does a swamp near anywhere Toon Boston...
Grievous's Voice: Shut up! The story is beginning!
We now see a pair of shoes hitting a lily pad as someone spoke.
Voice: Man, despite the muddy water, I still look so enchan-teeing.
We see whom the voice and shoes belong to. It is an Asian girl, and she had brown eyes, freckles, and long raven hair, except for one strand of hair, which was actually pink. The girl is wearing a green t-shirt (in which the rims of her sleeves were red, and the collar of her shirt was red, and there was a symbol on the front that looked like a red dragonfly), along with a brown wristband (which had purple gems on it) on her right wrist, along with a brown belt with a yellow belt buckle, blue jeans, and brown shoes which were menionted. She also got a pair of wings on her back. Her name is Juniper 'June' Lee.
JusSonic's Voice: Hmm, look a little conceited, don't you two think?
Yumi and Grievous appear as the rock star spoke.
Yumi: Well, it does appear that way at the first, yes. There is something called a character flaw, a common narrative device.
Grievous: Hey, Jus, are you going to talk throughout this story?! I do not recall turning the DVD commentary on--
JusSonic's Voice: But I'm a narrator, it's what I--
Yumi and Grievous glares at me as June sat down on the lily pad, not noticing the two nearby.
JusSonic's Voice: (sighs) Fine, you two win. I'll be quiet.
Yumi and Grievous: Thank you.
June turn and gasps as she saw something.
June: What the...?!
Suddenly a woman in a ship pass by very fast knocking June right off the lily pad and into the water with a splash.
June: Gah!
June came out of the water, all wet and dirty. She looks at herself in disgust.
June: (frowns) Oh brother, this is great. But...
June grins as she uses magic to clean and dry herself up while continuing.
June:...nothing I can't fix!
Voice: Cool!
June looks puzzled as she turns to see someone grinning at her from another lilypad. It is a 10 year old boy is riding off from school on his bike. He had black hair and blue eyes. He wore a white shirt (on which the rims of his sleeves were orangish-red, as was the collar of his shirt, and a horizontal oval shaped symbol on the front of his shirt), along with blue jeans, and red and white tennis shoes.
Boy: (grins) That was so cool!
June: Oh hey. Didn't see you over there.
June flew up as she continues much to Danny's amazement.
Boy: Whoa, are you Asian?
June: Why, yes--
June turns to the camera while commenting.
June:--if you don't count state of mind.
Boy: (confused) What? State of huh???
June grins as she flew near Danny while speaking.
June: Boy, you sure ask a lot of questions, kid.
Boy: My name is Fenton, Danny Fenton!
June: Cute, very cute. So sweetie, aren't you a teensy bit young to be up past your bedtime? Where is your mom anyway?
Danny: (point) Oh, you just passed her?
June: (shocked) Wait, that mother in that ship is your mother?! And she went and left you alone?!
Danny: (smirks) Now who's asking a lot of questions?
June: Okay, squirt, at least tell me when she's coming back because I hate to see a kid, especially a cute one like you, left alone like this.
Danny: Well, you will have to hate it more because she isn't coming back. (sighs) In this swamp, we're on our own right from the start.
June: (shocked) Whaaaaat?!
Danny: Right, mom left me here so I can grow up.
June: (frowns) Well, that stinks. Everyone needs a proper childhood, especially you.
Danny: Well, true...but I was looking forward to an adventure and all.
June grins as she speaks.
June: Hey, come with me...I know I know of a place where you can have both.
June grabs Danny by the arm and begins to pull him into the sky. As she flew, the kid look down with a yelp.
Danny: Gah! For a moment, I thought you meant life in the theater! Does this mean you're a real fairy?!
June: (giggles) Of course, silly! No way you can fake Asian dust.
Danny: (confused) Asian dust?
June held up to Danny and got into his face, making the kid yelp in the progress.
June: What, got a problem with an Asian girl like me being a fairy?
Danny: (gulp) Nope, no away.
June grins as the two kept on flying while Danny held onto her head for a moment.
June: Very well. My name is Juniper Lee but you can called me June is if you like.
Danny: Well, nice to meet you, uh...June. (looks down) So any chance we can go down now?
June grins as she takes Danny byt he hand and sprinkle some dust onto him.
June: Awww, a handsome little kid like you deserves some Asian dust of his own. Now you can fly too.
Danny: (excited) Wow, really, I can? Cool! So where are we going?!
June let go of Danny as the boy begins to fly much to his own amazement.
June: Well, we're going to Never Toon Land of course! It's second to the...
June looks puzzled as she tries to speak.
June:...something. And straight on until...what was it again? (shrug) Awww, who needs to bother with metaphoric directions anyway? Well, not to worry though. I got Te Xuan Ze GPS!
Danny: Nice.
We now cut to the window of a house as Grievous and Yumi appears.
Grievous: Now then, the next part, which is right here, takes place several years later...
JusSonic's Voice: Oops, sorry. Did I turned on the DVD commentary?
Grievous: What are you on about?
Yumi: (realize) Oh, I get it! Jus is referencing to your earlier complaint.
Grievous: Hmm, clever. Very well, Mr. JusSonic. For the sake of justice and such, I will permit some talking during the story.
JusSonic's Voice: All right!
Yumi: Okay, guys, are we ready to continue on with with the story?
Grievous: Yes! Now let us continue with our story!
JusSonic's Voice: Yes! Now let us continue with our story!
Grievous glares at annoyance at me a bit while waving a finger before he and Yumi left. Just then, we see someone slamming near the window groaning.
Figure: Gah! No, you got me!
Inside the room, we see who it is that landed on the ground in pretend pain. It is an orange with some yellow-furred fox singing out in the snow. He had yellow eyebrows that matched part of his fur that was yellow. He wore a blue mask and blue gloves to match. His name was Swiper the Fox.
We see someone wearing two socks on his head while using one hand to hold a hanger like some sort of hook and holding a toy sword at Swiper with the other. It was a teen dragon-faced robot. His skin was teal, he had a cord from the back of his neck going down to the bottom of his back, and he had antennas that looked like something from a giraffe. He wore a black mask, a teal button-up shirt, yellow gloves, teal pants, and black shoes. Also noticable on him was a yellow birth marked on his right cheek. His name was Delete.
Delete: (Southern accent) Yew is no match for Captain Lumpkins, Danny Phantom!
Swiper: So cold...I feel...so cold.
Delete: Ha! Time 'ta meet yur maker! Dis is for attracting Jules!
Voice: No way.
Delete look up at someone frowning while reading a book on her bed. It is an armless creature, surprisingly she could read a book, with a blond pigtail and peach skin shaped somewhat like a broom. She wears a blue ponytail band and a purple dress. Her name is Marzipan.
Marzipan: Did you, like, just stab him? Not cool.
Delete frowns as he takes the socks and curtain off while speaking.
Marzipan: Come on, sis! We are mortal enemies...in the game anyway! That is how they settle differences nowadays!
Swiper: Right, it makes one cool death scene! Feel free to cry for me!
Marzipan sighs as she got off her bed and goes over to the two.
Marzipan: Look, you two dudes, fer sure. Violence isn't the answer.
Swiper: (frowns) Oh man! Who went and invited the U.N.?!
Delete: Come on, sis! What are you on about? Danny Phantom cut off Captain Lumpkins's hand, right?
Outside the house and on the top of the same window, a boy is seen frowning while a familiar fairy sat on the roof near him. The boy has white hair, glowing green eyes, and a black and white suit with the initials DP written on it. It's Danny Fenton all right, only seemingly years older and is also called Danny Phantom.
Danny: Great, terrific. I went and cut off that Deli-Bob's head hand and fed it to a creature and I never hear the end of it. I mean, a halfa like me can change right? You gave me those ghost powers during the time in Never Toon Land, right June?
June: (frowns) Oh, if you really have change, then why are we visiting this same window every night for months?! I swear, this is getting annoying.
Danny leans down to listen on as Marzipan is heard talking.
Marzipan's Voice: All right if I can get you little dudes to agree to a cease-fire for story time.
Delete's Voice: Yes!
Swiper's Voice: All right!
June: (sighs) Oh brother, this is ridiculous. It's like Danny never grew up at last.
JusSonic's Voice: Forgive me for pointing this out but how could he grow up if he was in Never Toon Land?
June: (rolls eyes) You're thinking of the Neverland from the regular and Disney versions, Jus. In Never Toon Land, you can grow up eventually but can stop whenever he wants to. Of course, unless you're a certain beautiful girl...
JusSonic's Voice: Yeah, I know.
June: (giggle) That is one tragic part for me. I, a lovely ageless fairy, have fallen in love with Danny Phantom.
Grievous's Voice: (annoyed) What are you trying to do?
We see Grievous pointing out a cyborg claw as he continues.
Grievous's Voice: Enough of this foolishness and get back to the story! I mean, can't you inner-monologue like a respectable protagonist?!
June sticks her tongue out at Grievous as she speaks.
June: This is coming from someone who get blasted in the guts by a Jedi! Take a hike, you robotic noob!
Grievous's Voice: (gasp) Unladylike!!!
Yumi's Voice: Okay, enough!
Danny quickly grabs June much to her confusion as he speaks.
Danny: Hide!
Back inside the bedroom, we see someone entering as the three kids notice. It is a female Imaginary Friend. She was a mix of a bird, plane, and tree with a red beak, green leaves for hair, blue feathers with airplane wings on it, a white bottom, and yellow feet. The Imaginary friend is also wearing an apron and a bonnet. Her name was Coco, the Sheelah's family Imaginary Friend.
Coco: Coco! Coco cocococ coco!
Delete: (frowns) Awww, it's bedtime already?
Marzipan: You know I don't like schedules, Coco.
Swiper: Yeah! Heck, I am (yawn) not even tired.
Coco: COCO!
Coco yell loud enough to make a big wind that nearly knock the kids back. They groan as they clean themselves by washing handings, using towels, etc. Coco glare from nearby as the three do so.
Marzipan: Coco, okay! We'll clean
Swiper: (look at paws) Wow, I must be dirty. I have got one great day.
Back outside, June grins as she begins to fly away while pulling Danny by the air.
June: Too bad, no story tonight. Say, I spotted a romantic restaurant nearby...
Danny: (frowns) No way, forget it! That's the kind of stuff grown-ups would do!
June: Danny, that is the---
Danny: Let's not forget, my shadow is still in there.
June frowns while speaking.
June: Of course, how could I forget? One cannot live without one's shadow.
Back inside the house, Swiper is tucked into bed by Coco.
Swiper: Hey thanks, Coco.
Just then a familiar cyborg came into the room.
Grievous: Well, my tiny Americans--I'm here to wish you all patriotic dreams!
Delete: (grins) Father!!
JusSonic's Voice: Wait, this is your family?
Grievous: (to JusSonic) Of course, in this fanmake. The truth is, these are my and Shaak Ti's kids--our very own little melting pot!
JusSonic's Voice: (confused) Shaak Ti?
Yumi then comes in, only in a dress and wearing a headdress that looks like the top of Shaak Ti's, the Star Wars character, head.
Yumi: Well, Grievous and I are doing double duty in this story. We are narrating while the same time he and are I portraying Qymaen jaj Sheelal and Shaak Ti, the parents in this fanmake of a Muppets parody.
JusSonic's Voice: But Qymaen is Grievous's real name!
Grievous: Can we get back to the story please?
Swiper: Ahem, ready for beed, mom and dad?
Yumi: (grins) Great work, Coco!
Coco: (saluting) Coco!
Marzipan: (grins) Hey, daddy-o and mommy, get ready to have your world rocked! I found a shadow!
Outside the house, Danny look a bit worried as he gulps a bit.
June: (smirks) "Found"?! Heh, talk about poetric justice.
Inside the house, Yumi looks surprised while Grievous just look disbelief.
Yumi: A shadow? Really?
Grievous: Ha! It cannot be real! The whole Danny Phantom and Captain Lumpkins thing are just fairy tales!
Marzipan: Better, it's sur-real, honestly!
Grievous: Marzipan, while I applaud your use of vocabulary, I do not wish to encourage this behavior as it will most likely lead to a non-profitable career in the arts.
Marzipan: (confused) Uh, dad? What's with the censorship?
Yumi: Qyamen, Marzipan doesn't get what you're talking about.
Grievous: Fine, Shaak Ti, let me make this more clearer. (to Marzipan) I think it's for the best that this is your last night in the nursery! Time for you to...grow up!
Marzipan gasp in shock and disbelief. Outside, Danny gasp in side as he and June listen in from the side of the house.
Danny: (shocked) Oh no, not good!
June: Danny, please! I know you probably want to help but no more refugees!
Back inside the house, Coco turns looking puzzled as she heard something.
Yumi: Grievous, you sure you want to move Marzipan? She still got some growing up to do.
Grievous: She has grown up enough! After all, it is un-American for her not to grow up at all!
Coco turns to the window looking surprised as a familiar halfa hides a bit.
Danny: Shhhhh!
Grievous: After all, even as we speak, American is grown up as of right now! And so...
The three then notice Coco going over to the window.
Grievous: Girls, why did the chicken cross the room?
Marzipan: Like they say, to get to the other side, fersure! I never thought I would actually see one!
Yumi: Coco, what are you doing?
Coco looks out the window curiously as Danny and June hid on each side of it. Grievous comes over to the Imaginary Friend as he speak.
Grievous: Let's go, Coco...
Outside the house, the parents and Coco left the room as Yumi turn the lights off.
Grievous:...it is time for the kids to go to sleep.
Grievous put his best cape on while Coco hold his hat in her beak.
Yumi: Let's go, honey. We don't want to be late.
Grievous: (to Coco) Coco, watch over the children. We should be back in a few hours after our nightly voting practice run.
Outside, Danny and June watch as Grievous and Yumi walk away from the house.
Yumi: Qyamen, you sure you want to go out tonight? It seem rather early.
Grievous: Nonsense! You can never be prepared for the first Tuesday of November!
Yumi: True...
June: (whisper) Good, the cyborg, rock star and the bird whatchcallit are gone! Let's get your shadow and nothing else, Danny!
Danny: (whisper back) Yeah, you're right.
Danny and June looks into the window and saw all the kids alsleep. The halfa made some hand signals to the fairy. June gave him the okay sign before the two flew into the room and look around.
June: (to herself) Geez, the things I do for my ghost boy...
June looks at the sleeping Marzipan while continuing.
June: Hmmm, now when she was going to get the shadow for her parents...she pointed in this direction!
June points to a dresser nearby and flew over to it, glancing at the keyhole.
June: Hmmm.
June peeks into the inside of the draw through the keyhole, spotting something.
June: (grins) Aha! There you are! Almost handsome as the real Danny but still...well, Sora isn't here, otherwise I would've got this opened in no time. Looks like I better do this the hard way.
June grabs a ruler from nearby and use it into the crack of the desk, trying to pry the lid open.
June: (groaning) It is a sad day...mmmnh!...when a lady has to go through...manual labor...
Eventually, June finally got the desk opened but then a black object rush by her startling the fairy enough to send her flying up a bit.
June: AAHH!
Danny put a finger to his mouth to hush June, unaware of what just happened.
Danny: Shhh!
June: Hey, did you just "shush"--
June yelp as she fell into the desk before it close, trapping her inside. The fairy angrily say something that I don't dare repeat in this story. Soon all went dark, much to Danny's notice.
Danny: (turns) Hey, June, what happened to the...
Danny look surprised as he saw a shadow version of himself flying near him yelping in surprise.
Danny:...light? Ah ha!
The halfa jump at the shadow, knocking it to the ground. The two got into a fight waking Delete up in the progress who notice what is going on.
Delete: Huh?
The shadow tries to fight away by Danny grabs it by the foot.
Danny: You aren't getting away this time!
Suddenly the lights are turned on as Delete speaks up.
Delete: Hey Marzipan, June, check this out!
Swiper: (waking up) Huh, what?
Delete: (points) A best breaking and entering since Santa!
Marzipan woke up as she and the other kids saw, to their surprise, Danny struggling with his shadow. The halfa look at the three sheepishly.
Danny: Errr...(sweatdrop) Hey, hello there.
The kids, excited, got out of bed as they go to Danny.
Marzipan: Wow! It's totally him, fer-sure!
Swiper and Delete: It's Danny Phantom!!!
Inside the desk, June look through the keyhole and saw what's going on outside in worry.
June: Oh man. He is talking to them now. Danny, don't get attached!
Back in the bedroom, Danny and Marzipan grin at each other as they spoke at the same time.
Danny and Marzipan: I'm such a fan! Wow, really?
Danny, pinning his shadow to the floor, spoke up.
Danny: Whoa, whoa, hang on. Let me speak first. We love listening to your stories, Marzipan! We came here every night to listen to them so we can return home and tell them to the guys!
Marzipan: (puzzled) Like who's "we"?
Danny: Oh, just me and...(notice) Wait, where did she go?
Danny got up and look around, a bit puzzled and not knocking the noises coming from the desk.
Danny: My pal, Juniper Lee, of course. She was here a while ago.
June's Voice: Hey, Danny boy! I'm in here!
Danny: Careful. She is rather small...
June's Voice: (angrily) MAKE AN EFFORT!
Marzipan look at the shadow that Danny picked back up.
Marzipan: Freaky...want me to get that back on you.
Danny: Oh, could you? That would be great, thanks.
June's Voice: Uuunghf!
Back inside the desk, June is trying to get it open by pushing with her feet.
June: No way...is this going to take...ugh...away my dignity!!!
In the bedroom, Delete and Swiper hold Danny as he look worried while Marzipan held onto the shadow while preparing to use a stapler, much to the shadow's worry.
Danny: Geez, I never think it was stapled on before...
Marzipan: (grins) Well, why else did it fall off?
June's Voice: A stapler?! Dannnnnyy! I'll save you!
Marzipan: I am certain it will stay on fer sure this time!
Back inside the desk, June frowns as she prepares to do a punch.
June: Well, time for pl,an B.
Back in the bedroom, Marzipan hold onto Danny's feet as she prepares to staple the shadow right on there. Just then...
June's Voice: Hiiiiiiii yaaaaaaaa!!!
Suddenly the lid of the desk breaks and is sending flying knocking Marzipan and the stapler away while Danny and his shadow are send upward with Delete and Swiper yelping as they hang on.
Danny: Gaaaahhhh!
Sooon everyone turn and saw a ticked off June with a storm cloud over her head with some stuff that was in the desk nearby with the lid now gone.
Danny: June! Are you all right?
Delete: Neat!
The droid look closer as he look at the annoyed June.
Delete: An Asian fairy! Looks like someone who could be my sister...in another timeline.
June: Are your toys made out of gold or something?! It was like Fort Knox in there!
Marzipan: (grins) You are beautiful!
June looks surprised as she look a bit flatter.
June: Oh...excuse me..why...why...(grins) Yes. My Asian dust is an excellent moisturizer--
June flies up as Delete spoke.
Delete: Asian dust! Is that the white sparkly stuff I see?
Danny: You got it, Dee Dee. This halfa couldn't fly without it.
Swiper: (grins) All right! We are going to do this!
Marzipan: (frowns) Wait, a bummer alert: tonight is my last night in the nursery, you know.
Danny: I overheard that and let me tell ya, I got an idea. Instead of your last night in the nursery...it will also be your first night in Never Toon Land! Come with June and me! That way, you three can be kids forever!
Delete: All right!
Marzipan: (excited) Awesome!
Swiper: It's true! Dreams so come true!
June frowns as she grabs Danny by the uniform by speaking.
June: Danny, all right if I talk to you for a second?
Danny and June went aside to speak while Delete and Swiper did their funny pirate game again.
June: You do know that our homestead is a bit crowded, right?
Danny: Relax, June. Three more kids won't take up that much space anyway!
June: (frowns) I don't know.
Danny: (to the kids) All right, ready to go?!
June: (frowns) You probably haven't remember, ghost boy, but the "Lost Boys" haven't been 'boys' for a long time...
A while later, a sighing June put the dust right onto the kids, Marzipan the first to fly out as Danny watch on, as she speaks.
June: All right, prepare to buckle your seat belts, folks. This is a non-smoking flight and don't talk to the captain during the whole thing, okay?
Swiper: Will this aggravate my allergies?
In the kitchen, Coco was reading a paper when she turn and look shock upon seeing something outside.
Coco: Coco??
Coco look out the window and look shocked as she saw some dust falling.
Coco: Coco cococo coco?!
The Imaginary Friend look surprised as she finds herself flying in the air. Coco look up and saw Danny, June, Marzipan, Delete nad Swiper laughing, having fun and flying as they make their departure.
JusSonic's Voice: Oh, that can't be good. A flying chicken like thing? Wow, this story does have everything.
Grievous's Voice: Of course it does! Why not? A chicken creature bettering herself and pulling herself up by her bootstraps...can't get much more American than that.
Yumi's Voice: Though I should warn you. Wait until you see the dangers awaiting the good guys in Never Toon Land...!
The chapter begins as we see Grievous and Yumi, in their narrator roles, sitting in a chair, the cyborg is reading a book while Yumi was playing a guitar. A dinner seem to be made nearby.
Grievous: (looks up) Oh yes, now where were we?
Yumi: I think we are up to when Danny, June and the kids head off to Never Toon Land.
JusSonic's Voice: Oh and thank you two for the dinner, BTW. I'm surprised that you even served turkey...
Grievous: Well of course, what else should I serve? The turkey is an American meal. After all, for such a classic American STORY, what better repast than the humble bird shared by the pilgrims?!
Yumi: Uh, what Jus meant is that eating turkey is against your culture on your home planet, right?
Grievous look shocked and disbelief. Then the cyborg slaps a metal hand to his face while groaning.
Grievous: Dear Kaleesh, what have I done?
Yumi: (sweatdrop) Right...back to our story now.
We go to a ship somewhere near Never Toon Land as pirates are on it working. We see pirates like a skeleton named Grim, a stupid droid, two penguins, and a familiar banana slug and moose in the crow's next at work.
Yumi's Voice: Our adopted kids are approaching Never Toon Land, the home of Danny Phantom...
Grievous's Voice: As of now, adventure...and a few other things...were waiting for voice.
Voice: All righty, here is another one!
Inside the captain's quarters, we see a shadow of an object as the voice continues.
Voice: What's dis?
We see someone sitting at a table with a frown. He is a is a blue blob-like imaginary friend. His name is Blooregard Q. Kazoo AKA Bloo, Fuzzy's first mate.
Bloo: (sigh) Let me guess...a hook?
We see someone frowning in a chair nearby. It is a pink beast-like creature with a green nose, antennas with white pom poms on each end, pink fur, a buck tooth and red angry eyes when looking close enough. He is wearing a pirate outfit, his hat is on his chair and the cursed beast got a hook for a hand. His name is Captain Fuzzy Lumpkins.
Fuzzy: (frowns) Tarnation, Bloo, no! It is a near-sighted giratee going over Paradise Falls on a piano! Honestly, try looking past 'de hook fer once!
Bloo: Come on, Fuzzy, this is lame! Why don't we act like real pirates and pillage a village or something?
Fuzzy: Is you crazy, Mr. Bloo? 'Dat is dangerous, plus it is sooooo cliche! Also, you is know 'de rules. There is to be no fighting until that vermint Danny Phantom gets back!
Voice: Danny Phantom to Starboard!
Bloo: (to himself) Oh yeah, speaking of cliches and cuelines...
Fuzzy looks out a window and smirks evilly while speaking.
Fuzzy: Ah ha! There's 'de flying ghost boy!
Bloo: Fuzzy, come on, this isn't what the crew signed on for!
Fuzzy: Shucks, why else did I made 'dem sign on in the first place.
With a smirk, Fuzzy put his hat on as he and Bloo walk outside the cabin. A boy, a girl and two imaginary friends are watching.
Fuzzy: All righty, crew, front and center, my questionably-hygenic crew!
Girl: (frowns) Hey, we bathe often, captain!
Boy: I don't think the captain even cares, Frankie.
Minotaur: Si, we no el Stinko. Even Mac thinks so.
Fuzzy: Showtime!
Bloo: (to himself) I have done better jobs on ships than this.
We see Lumpus and Slinkman in the crow's next as they speak.
Slinkman: I wonder if we will be seeing a comedy or a tragedy today, sir?
Lumpus: (smirks) Is there even a difference?
Both: OH HO HO HO!
Another girl down below frowns at them. She's a brown haired girl with odangos and straps to the shoulders and red eyes. She wore sunglasses-shaped glasses, a white shirt, yellow vest, green plaided bow on the neck, green plaided skirt, white socks, and brown slip on shoes. Her name was Julayla Beryl.
Julayla: Guys please, keep it down. (to someone) All right, is the thing ready, Gunner Jumba?
Tall imaginary friends: Aww, what did they do to the cannon? That is not okay.
Bloo: Tell me about it, Wilt.
We see two pirates near a cannon that has a tank installed on top of it. One of them is a huge alien with four eyes, purple skin, and a huge grin came out. He was wearing a Hawaiian coat and green pants underneath. His name is Dr. Jumba Jookiba.
The second figure is an alien with human like clothes. He had one eye, was yellow, and had three legs. He is wearing a bandana on his head. His name was Pleakley.
Jumba: Ah, captain. Behold the dissolva-cannon. It will deliver a powerful vapor of blast that will dissolve most light materials on contact!
Minotaur: Meaning...
Frankie: It will dissolved Danny big time, Eduardo.
Eduardo: (yelps) Eeek!
Bloo: Right, so how did he test this one?
Pleakley: (sigh) See for yourself.
Pleakley removes his bandana, showing a bald head making some of the crew gasp.
Mac: Dear goodness!
Pleakley: I know! I got cool hair before this!
Fuzzy: (smirks) Ah! Let's see that there Danny Phantom try 'ta escape me dis time! I is show him for tresspassing on muh property!
Julayla: (sweatdrop) Since when is all of Never Toon Land your property?
We now see Danny, June and the kids approaching Never Toon Land by air.
Danny: (points) There it is, Never Toon Land!
Marzipan: (grins) Wow, far out. It's like the perfect place to never grow old at all.
Danny: Right, it shouldn't be too far now.
June sighs sadly as she flew near a group of birds (From 'For The Birds' short of Monsters Inc. on a cloud nearby)
Bird 1: Whaddaya say?
Bird 2: Oh boy!
Bird 3: For crying out loud!
Bird 4: Oh really?
Bird 5: Right on!
Bird 6: You know...
The first bird noticed June nearby as it spoke.
Bird 1: Whaddaya say?
June: (turn) Huh? Oh, well, I don't want to talk about it right now...(groans) But why...why does something as teensy and delicate like me have to get a heavy burden?
Voice 3: For crying out loud!
June sat down on a cloud between two of the birds as she sigh sadly.
June: Fine, all right...I just got a bad day, okay?
June: (groans) Why can't Danny ever get it that the kids he brings back still grow up?!
Bird 2: Oh boy!
June: We got a lot of large, hairy, loud hungry weirdoes in our house as it is, cluttering the place on. I want Danny to get a childhood, not a permanent one!
Bird 6: You know...
June got up and looks determined.
June: Yeah, yeah, I know! I am a strong girl and must put one foot down. If Danny wants to be a kid, he got to have a firm hand!
Bird 5: (grins) Right on!
Suddenly the clouds disappear, startling the birds and shocking June.
June: What in Never Toon Land?!
Danny, Marzipan, Delete and Swiper saw that the clouds are gone, much to their confusion.
Danny: Hey, where did the clouds go?
Back on the ship, the pirates look surprised and/or impressed.
Jumba: (grins) Well, it worked!
Bloo: (surprised) It work?
We see Pleakley, covering in gunpowder, coughing a bit.
Pleakley: Yeah...it did...
Wilt: Okay, this is not okay. How can we look at the clouds and see shapes in them?
Frankie: Leave it to the captain to continue this pointless search of this.
Slinkman: Well, sir, I have heard things going up in smoke, but any idea how to explain "this" one?"
Lumpus: (shrugs) Easy! You don't! Bah-ha-ha-ha!
Fuzzy get a telescope out and look through it, grinning.
Fuzzy: By golly! Danny done brought back some more vermints!
Julayla: Great. I guess Danny must have been to the outside work.
Fuzzy: (turns) Time we is give 'dem a welcome! Get 'de Elicpse-O-Tron ready!
Pleakley: Right, captain!
Up in the sky, the ones flying look down and saw Fuzzy's ship.
Delete: Neat! It's Captain Lumpkins's ship, the Sir Emblem!
Swiper: "Sir Emblem"? You would've think he came up with better names.
Danny: (notices) Looks like old fuzzball got some new gadgets today.
Marzipan: Any of those dudes even heard of a peace treaty?
Danny: Well, he wants us down there so let's not keep him waiting.
June: (quietly) Looks like I will have to take a stand later...
On the ship, Fuzzy notices as he turns to his crew.
Fuzzy: He is coming, he is coming! Hide and wait for muh signal!
Bloo: You girls want to get into a line to make out with Danny?
Julayla and Frankie angrily pound Bloo on the head, hard.
Julayla and Frankie: (angrily) NO!
Mac: (sweatdrop) Bloo, that is how Fuzzy got into this mess with Danny.
Eduardo: Huh? I thought the captain chase Senor Danny over a lost hand.
Mac: Well, the whole hand incident would've been avoided if Danny wasn't flirting with Jules.
Wilt: Oh gee.
Danny flew down and stops near the ship as he glares at Fuzzy.
Danny: Hey, Captain Deli-Bob Head.
Fuzzy: (frowns) Aye, stop calling me 'dat! Anyway, I is see you got yourselves a new audience!
Danny notices Julayla and smirks a bit.
Danny: Hey Julayla. Still hanging around with this one-handed cursed beast? Well, I don't mind but if you need an extra hand...
Julayla: (blishing) Danny.
Fuzzy: (angrily) Didn't I told yew to stop flirting with muh gal?!
Frankie: (to Wilt) This flirting is happening just to make the captain jealous, right?
Mac: Unfortunately.
Fuzzy: (calms down) Anyway, I is forgot. Since yur last group tour around muh ship, I is made a cover charge.
Sure enough, we see the kids nearby Grim, who is sitting near a barrel that got a sign on it that said 'Entry 3 dubloons' on it.
Swiper: (worried) But I don't got any money at all! My fur don't even got any problmes!
Eduardo: Si, but never stop this amigo.
Danny: (angrily) Oh, that is completely stupid, Captain Lumpkins! I want satisfaction!
Danny got a sword out making Fuzzy yelp in alarm as the halfa points it at him.
Danny: I challenge you, captain!
Fuzzy: (yelps) Gah! Where did yew get a sword from?!
Julayla: Hey, come on, Danny, that's not fair, you don't even got the right weapon!
We see Marzipan and Delete, the droid is wearing a pirate hat, looking through the script.
An angry Fuzzy take his hat off and waves it around furiously while yelling.
Fuzzy: This ain't over yet, Phantom! I is going to get yew and yur tree-hugger too!
Eduardo: (puzzled) I thought we were fanmaking Peter Pan, not Wizard of Oz.
Grim: (waving) Later, mon!
Bloo: Gee, Fuzzy, can't you just fight Danny Phantom and get this over with?
Fuzzy: (frowns) I...can't.
Bloo: (rolls eye) I see. cough issues cough.
Julayla: Bloo!
Fuzzy frowns as he hold up his hat and his hook.
Fuzzy: No, I mean I can't because I is right-handede! Try holding a sword with dis thing! And I cant use muh boomstick because they ain't invented yet!
Frankie: I guess it's because to blowing stuff up, huh?
Fuzzy:(grins) I is think it's more...me, yes!
Fuzzy puts his hand on with a nod as Mac sigh before turning to Jumba and Pleakley, the latter is carrying a bag over his shoulder while Grim is holding a barrel.
Mac: Okay, you two, you heard the boss! Resume the blowing up of the stuff and whatnot!
Jumba: (grins) Precisely. Carry on, Pleakley, my boy!
A while later, we see Pleakley setting up a cvannon as the other pirate crew members watch on while some eat popcorn.
Jumba: Captain Lumpkins, this new invention will change ballistics forever! Ordinary ammunition is very wasterful. You load and you shoot, but miss and that adds up to a lot of valuable cannonballs lost.
Julayla: Right, and...
As the pirates watch, Pleakley load up a strange looking cannonball into the cannon as Jumba explains.
Jumba: We made a weapon that will not only bring a target down...
After the cannon is loaded and aimed, Pleakley pant a bit while Jumba continues.
Jumba:...it will also bring it back to be used for imprisonment, ransom, hostage situation, you name it. Fully recycable, no more waste!
Wilt: So we're talking about using recycling for bad, right?
Jumba: You betcha.
Pleakley light the fuse with someone on fire, a familiar tail looking thing.
Julayla: (yelps) Hey, that's my nail, you one-eyed freak!
Pleakley: (notices) Oops, sorry! I thought that was something to light stuff on!
Julayla angrily grabs her burnt tail away as she hits Pleakley on the head many times. Jumba holds his ears quickly as Fuzzy speaks.
Fuzzy: What it called?
Jumba: The "netball".
Suddely the cannon went off sending the netball flying while some of the crew got knocked to the deck.
Pleakley: Gah!
In the air, the heroes continue flying off as Swiper points at something.
Swiper: Cool! That cloud looks like a giraffe going over Paradise Falls!
June turns and saw something coming right at the group.
June: What in the world is...
Suddenly the netbaqll opens up showing a net with bobs thing on it being send out making June gasp.
June: (gasp) Oh no! Danny, look out!
Danny: (puzzled) What?
Suddenly June tackles Danny quickly, much to his surprise.
Danny: Oof!
Delete: Hey, nice tackle!
Marzipan: Wow, what's this, friendly fire?
Unknown to Marzipan however, the net came right behind her and suddenly she find herself trapped inside it, much to the shock of herself and her brothers.
Marzipan: Gah, yikes!
Suddenly Marzipan begins flying downward towards Never Too Land as the others (minus June of course) watch on in shock.
Danny, Delete and Swiper: MARZIPAN!
Marzipan: (yelling) Oooooooh buuummerrrrrrrr!
June: Hmh! Fine, I'll go get her!
June fly downward after Marzipan as the others watch on in concern.
Delete: Danny, shouldn't we go after her? That's our sister!
Swiper: Marzipan as in this story or June as in your sister in other fics?
Delete: The former!
Danny: (shakes his heasd) Can't, that is hostile territory. We won't stand a chance. We gotta hurry and wake up the Lost Boys!
Delete looks confused as he points to the sun setting nearby as Danny and Swiper fly off.
Delete: "Wake up...? But it's sunset!
Swiper: Oh, does it matter, Dee Dee? I mean these Lost Boys can't be worst than those silly old pirates!
In the forest below, we see June flying around calling.
June: Marzipan? Hey Marzipan, where are ya? Blast this humidity. For crying out loud, kid, can you at least help me by calling out?!
June gasp as she cover her mouth in concern.
June: (gasp) Maybe she can't sspeak at now and...oh man, Danny is going to be upset.
June fly off quickly as she continues to call out.
June: MARZIPANNNNN?! I'm coming, you silly little noodle!
Back at the ship, the pirates continue watching looking a bit bored.
Fuzzy: So where in 'de sam hill is it?
Mac: I don't think it's coming back.
Jumba: I am not sure, captain. The netball did caught something...
Wilt: So why isn't it coming back then?
Jumba takes up a console system and look at it.
Jumba: Hmmm, looks like the mechanism may have failed. I am guessing that Pleakley wired it wrong.
Pleakley: (shocked) Me?!
Bloo slaps forehead as he groans.
Bloo: This...is stupid.
Frankie: Captain, I know you like explosions and shooting people off of your property, but you gotta admit, our success rate is pretty bad, not naming names here...
Julayla: We could at least forget about Danny. I mean, he is just a Phantom.
Fuzzy: (frowns) Jules, he called muh hook an accident! That hurts me big time!
Julayla: I know, Fuzzy, I know...
Bloo: So do the rest of us. Tell you what, take a hot bath in that big tub thing of yours so we can take care of this.
Mac: (salutes) Permission for us to go ashore and retrieve the missing ball and whatever it caught.
Fuzzy: (shocked) Wait, go ashores?! As in leave dis ship?! We can do that?! How come no one told me of dese things?!
Julayla: Fuzzy, I did told you that we can leave the ship time and again, but you just never listen.
Fuzzy: Ay, I just never listen to these digits, not yew. Okay, let's go.
Bloo: (to Grim) Er...oookay. Lower the lifeboat, Grim.
Grim: (salutes) Okey dokey, master master.
Grim drops the lifeboat over the side as it made a splash.
Fuzzy: No, forget 'dat! I is know of a faster way!
Frankie: Faster than a life...(frowns) Oh no, tell me he isn't going to...
Fuzzy motions to a cannon as he speaks.
Fuzzy: Shoot me out of dis thing! Genius!
Pleakley: (sho0cked) Are you crazy?!
Bloo: Man, what is it with you and cannon!
Fuzzy smirks as he crawl into the cannon much to the worry of the crew.
Fuzzy: Hee hee, that showoff halfa boy ain't the only one who could fly.
Jumba: Captain, this is highly irregular...perhaps Pleakley should go first as a test.
Pleakley: NO WAY!
Pleakley rush off as the other pirates notice.
Julayla: (dryly) Brave heart he isn't.
Mac, Frankie, the imaginary friends, Bloo, Grim and Julayla threw down boats to the lifeboat in the water as Bloo speak.
Bloo: look, we will still take the boat, if that's okay.
Fuzzy: Whatever fancies ya! Gunners, fire when ready!
We now see the ones in the lifeboat preparing to row up as they look to the cannon above.
Fuzzy: Mr. Bloo, could you carry muh...
An explosion interrupts as Fuzzy is sending flying through the air laughing like mad much to the notice of the crew.
Fuzzy: (laughing) Whoopeeeeee! HA HA HA HA HA!
Bloo: (frowns) We made sure to pack band-aids, right?
Mac: For who, him or us?
In the sky, Danny, Delete and Swiper continues flying just as they ehard something.
Deletew: What is that, another cannon? What could be flying at us this time?
Danny: (held a hand near ear) Hark, I think it's a Deli-Bob on the wing.
Fuzzy's Voice: AY, DON'T CALL ME 'DAT!
Danny looks confused then he shakes it off while continuing.
Danny: Look, don't worry about Marzipan, I betcha June can find her. And if Captain Lumpkins want to mess with us, we'll be waiting...
Danny smirks as he motions to a big tree nearby.
Danny:...with some help.
Meanwhile with June, the fairy turns as she saw a familiar fuzzball flying through the air laughing.
June: Marzzzipannnnn! Come on, if you're messing with me, I will show you what a real mess is, young lady!
Meanwhile in the forest, we can see a familiar figure trapped in a net while hanging near a tree.
Marzipan: Ooooh. Whoooa. I know what a tuna feels like now.
June's Voice: Marizzpan!
Marzipan: (notices) What? I think I just hear my name fer sure...
June's Voice: Marzzzippannn!
Marzipan: Hmm, looks like it's coming from...
Marzipan gasp as she saw a strange looking totem pole nearby with a weird looking figure that appears to be sleeping on the top of the thing.
Marzipan: (gulp) Calm down, Marzipan. I mean, no way that a block of wood is calling your own name, right?
Just then the figure came to life causing Marzipan to scream in alarm. It is a creature without a neck wearing a blue sleeveless wrestler's outfit. His name is Strong Mad. He goes into some sort of pouncing mode much to Marzipan's horror as she struggles in her net.
The next chapter begins as we see a familiar cyborg finger lighting a candle while speaking.
Grievous: One if by land, two if by sea...
JusSonic's Voice: Oh I see. "The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere", an interesting tale on a historic event.
Yumi: (nods) Yep, and like the people in Lexington, danger was coming in Never Toon Land from the briny deep.
Grievous: Now let us recap!
Grievous pulls down a map of Never Toon Land showing various locations.
Grievous: Now while Danny PHantom get his Lost Boys troops with a good night's sleep, two fierce pirate scouting parties are prowling the jungle.
Yumi: Well, if you can call them "fierce". More like lunatics getting lost.
Grievous: What about Marzipan?! She is cornered by a fierce, horrible SMELLY MONSTER!!!
JusSonic's Voice: Hey calm down, sir. It's just a story.
Yumi: He's right, it's nothing to worry about.
Grievous: (anger mark) NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT?!
Grievous rolls the map back up while continuing.
Grievous: OUR DAUGHTER IS DANGER! I AM COMPLETELY CALM!!!
Yumi: (sweatdrop) Okay...
In a tent, we see Marzipan sleeping until she begins to wake up.
Marzipan: Oh, ugh...what an awful nightmare! Those horrible eyes staring at me...
Suddenly a familiar face appears.
Strong Mad: MOR-NING!!!
Marzipan: Gah, not cool again! Gah!
Suddenly two figures appear. One of them is a masked wrestler wearing only a mask, black pants, boxing gloves, and red shoes. With him was a yellow creature and a creature who is mainly colored white, with black comma-shaped eyes and a prominent underbite. He wears a red shirt with a white star and a blue beanie with a red brim and a white spinner. He got no arms.
Figure 1: Hey check this out, the little sister is awake!
Figure 2: Eh!
Figure 3: How's your head, dawg?
Marzipan: My head? (yelp) Ouch! Now that you mention it, why is my head all soft and bruisy-like?!
Figure 3: Sorry about that. (motions Strong Mad) Our brother here was a little overzealous in his attempt to get you out of your cage last night.
Strong Mad: SORRR-RY!
Figure 3: Anyway, you landed on a rock or maybe ten.
Figure 2: Eh!
Marzipan: (concern) I guess I must've blacked out, wow. I'm really lost...
Figure 1: Who cares? You're having heavy time, daughter?
Marzipan: Jam after jam. You see, I came here with Danny Phantom and my two little bros. We ran into Captain Lumpkins who shot things at us. I don't know where the others are.
Figure 1: Ooh, that's a biggie.
Figure 3: Not good.
The first figure smirks as he help Marzipan out of the tent.
Figure 1: No problem, little bird thing. We all know Danny Phantom and he's cool. Got a name?
Marzipan: Marzipan.
Figure 1: Figures! Allow us to meet our family.
Figure 3: My name is Homestar Firecheeks Runner. (holds up two figures) Peace!
The first figure nods to someone working on leathercraft. He wears a blue and purple baseball cap and a large gold Z emblem around his waist. He got a white ball like head and green jumpsuit.
Figure 1: That guy there is Coach Z AKA Big Mouth. He has a mean sax and does leathercrafts. (to Coach Z) You never learn to shut up, huh?
Another figure frowns at this. He's a figure that has large, elephant-like feet, body which is round and two shades of grey a lighter grey from the waist up, a darker grey from the waist down that.
Figure 5: Come on, Strong Bad. You know you rarely let Coach Z talk.
Strong Bad: Shut it, no brains! (to Marzipan) That's Strong Sad AKA the downer. He always forget who's in charge.
Strong Sad: Hey come on!
Homestar: (motions to Strong Mad) The one who save ya is "He-Who-Runs-With-Monsters".
Strong Mad: STRONG MAD!
Homestar: Aww, Strong Mad, I thought we agreed that you're He-Whpo-Runs-With--
Strong Mad: (annoyed) STRONG MAD!
Strong Mad wave his fists in the air in annoyance. Marzipan smiles as she pet him on the head causing him to stop and look a bit happy.
Marzipan: Nice to meet you, Strong Mad!
Strong Bad: And I'm His High Grooviness Strong Mad! (motions to figure 2) And this guy here is my second in command, The Cheat AKA "He-Who-Bites-Anyone-Who-Gets-Too-Close!"
The Cheat: Eh!
Homestar: (to Marzipan quietly) Strong Bad likes to call himself "His High Grooviness". Hee hee hee.
Strong Bad: (glares) I heard that, Dumbstar!
Strong Sad: I still don't get why the Cheat's second in command.
Strong Bad: I'm in charge, I get to choose!
Marzipan: So you're a wrestler?
Strong Bad: (smirks) Ha! Only of the cosmos, baby as well as the keyboards.
Marzpan holds her head while groaning.
Marzipan: If you got a doctor, I was hoping that someone could fix my head. Owie.
Strong Bad: You want a cure? We got one for everything in the Homestar Tribe: music!
Homestar: All right, time to jam!
Suddenly the tribe got on instruments and play like mad making Marzipan yelp in alarm as they are doing it so loudly.
Strong Bad: Yeah! Ha ha ha!
The Cheat: Eh!
Once the music dies down, Marzipan put a finger in one ear to get out the ringing.
Marzipan: Wow...that's pretty awful.
The band look stunned or upset upon hearing that.
Strong Mad: AARGH!
Coach Z: Drag, man.
Strong Sad: Hey, Strong Mad, calm down.
Homestar sighs as he and the tribe members sat down. As Homestar spoke, Strong Mad scratch his head while his drumsticks are in his mouth.
Homestar: (sighs) Well, you're right about that, Marzipan. We do worst music than a two-legged rocking horse...
Strong Bad: Shut up and let me talk, Dumbstar! (to Marzipan) You see, daughter...we came here to escape the world's squares. We dreamed of creating a music festival where all coudl come and find peace in paradise. But as you can see...
Strrong Bad motion to the site nearby, almost empty.
Strong Bad: It's a ghost town! Not a soul! Ugh.
Marzipan: Yeah, bummer. It's a rilly groovy idea, and I don't mean to be a debbie downer, but...
Marzipan yelps as she covers her nose (or something that counts as it) while speaking.
Marzipan: Like, what's that smell?
Strong Bad smirks as he point to some smoke coming from a shack nearby.
We see Coach Z taking out what appears to be a guitar case. Marzipan looks concern as he opens it, revealing a white guitar inside.
Marzipan: But I'm still a young girl! I don't know how to...
Strong Bad: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Trust a cool guy like me on this, honey.
The Cheat: Eh!
Strong Bad takes the guitar and hold it while speaking.
Strong Bad: Sometimes, you gotta let destiny choose you, you know? Pick this baby up and see if she talks to you.
Homestar: But guitars don't talk, Strong Bad.
Strong bad: Figure of speech, Dumbstar!
Marzipan takes the guitar and hold it, looking concern. Strong Sad notice as her came over to help the girl.
Strong Sad: Allow me to help ya a bit...uh, let's go for an "A".
Marzipan nods as she did an A note, making a great sound. To her surprise, am image of herself as a goddess playing a guitar plays. A while later, Strong Bad grins.
Strong Bad: Ahhh...440 megahertz of sheer bliss.
Marzipan: That...was amazing! I belong to this! I BELONG TO MUSIC!!!
Strong Bad grins as he put one hand on Marzipan's hand while raising his other one while speaking.
Strong Bad; All right, from now on, I dub you Marzipanbird of the Hippen Groovee!
Strong Sad: (sweatdrop) We need a better name than that.
Marzipan smiles as Coach Z came in holding a hat. She speaks up.
Marzipan: Oh wow!
June's Voice: Hey! Am I interrupting anything?!
The group turn and saw a tired and annoyed June flying onto the scene, much to Marzipan's surprise.
Marzipan: June?! Is that you?! How are my brothers, what happened to you?!
June scowl as she pokes Marzipan in the nose while snapping.
June: I have been all night looking for you, little madam! (quickly) Ohandyourbrothersarefine.
Marzipan in concern hold the tired June in one hand as she speaks.
Marzipan: Gee, that's so nice of y...(realizes) wait. You were looking for me? Where are the others?
June: (frowns) Where all I know, snoring in 3 different keys.
Marzipan: (shocked) What?! They didn't help you look for me?! They left you to do all the work?!
June: What do you expect? This is Never Toon Land, land of the lump and home of slackers.
Homestar: (frowns) Hey, who are you calling slackers, sister?
June: Get a job, weirdo.
Strong Bad: Ha! Burned!
Marzipan frowns as she get up while speaking.
Marzipan: That lazy bum Danny PHantom! Wait until I get my hands on him!
Homestar: Come on, Marzipanbird, stay mellow.
June: No way, kid. I'm used to it.
June sighs as she flies off to leave. Unknown to her or the others, a group of familiar pirates are watching.
June: (to Marzipan) Stay here, all right? I'll go rouse the idiots.
As June flies away, Julayla watch on as she speaks.
Julayla: Whoa, looks like Fuzzy isn't the only one going plum loco on Danny right now.
Mac: Yeah, the way he makes June do all the work, sounds like a lazy bum.
Wilt: (glaring at Bloo) Like someone we know.
Bloo: (ignoring) THis is great. The Asian Fairy will take us to Danny Phantom's Hideout.
Grim: I hope it smells better than this hippie ground.
Coco: Coco coco cococo.
JusSonic's Voice: Not far away...
We see a big tree somewhere in Never Toon Land as a familiar voice spoke through a hole.
Danny: All right, Lost Boys! Soooooound off!
Inside a hideout, we see Delete (wearing a top hat and holding an umbrela) and Swiper in a room with two dogs (the fox is riding on one of their heads) and a boy holding a board with a written face on it. They speak up.
Boy with board: Jonny and Plank!
Swiper: Swiper the Magnificent!
Dog: Charlie (motions to the other dog) and Itchy!
Delete: Delete!
The top of Delete's hat open up as a Spanish weasel came out, doing some shaving.
Weasel: And Greasy, okay.
Danny: (grins) All right, first off, let's welcome our newest Lost Boys, Delete and Swiper!
Swiper: The Magnificient!
Danny: Right, first off today, we're going to play an old favorite game of ours...hide and seek! We will be seeking!
Jonny seem to be listen to the board as he speaks.
Jonny: Plank was asking what are we seeking.
Charlie: Maybe we'll find my meatbone stash. It's been...hmm, so long that I've forgotten how to count. I would ask Itchy but you know he lost his voice.
Swiper: Man, we are seeking a sister.
Delete: Right, ours.
Greasy: (grins) Oh, a chiquita, eh? Very interesting! (to Swiper) Out of curioisity, does the senorita not look like any of you?
Swiper: Well, no. She's tall, with long blonde hair...
Greasy: (excitedly) All right, we seek NOW!
Charlie scratch his head in curiosity as Danny speak up.
Danny: All right! Now here's what we will be doing. We will all go out and walk around shouting "Olly Olly Oxen Free" until Marzipan comes out of hiding. Then after that, she can home and tell us stories about me!
June fliew into the place, looking tired and annoyed as she speak up.
June: Cool your jets, halfa boy. She's with the hippies.
Danny looks shock as he glance at June flying by.
Danny: Mm, he, what?!
June: And if anyone thinks to disturb me while I'm sleeping, he will be looking for a new nose, got it?!
Delete: Wow! Hippies, really? You got thtem here? Man, dad would freak out.
Swiper: As well as that fat boy.
Danny: (sheepishly) Errr, well, ah...
Danny then gets an idea as he made a fighting pose while continuing.
Danny: Yeah, but the Hippie Groove are vicious hippies! They catch kids and boil them into soup!
Itchy, who picked a flea off of himself, show it to Charlie who noticed.
Charlie: Oh hey, Roscoe.
Swiper gasp in shock as Danny put his hands to his ears while continuing.
Danny: Worst yet, they play ghastly, horrible music that would even give your nightmares nightmares!
The othe boys look nervously and scared as Delete gulp a bit while the dogs scratch themselves like mad.
Swiper: Oh man! Poor Marzipan!
Jonny holds up a pie place as well as some whip cream while speaking.
Jonny: Are we going on a one-pie or a two-pie mission, sir?
Delete then look sdetermine as he point his umbrella.
Delete: We gotta save here! Time to play search and rescue?
Danny: (quietly to himself) Gee, exaggerate to these guys and they believe anything.
Swiper: Say, speaking of pies, I'm hungry.
Greasy holds up some bread to Swiper, much to his shock and disgust, as the weasel speak.
Greasy: Breakfast, eh? You can have these. I was using it as a blanket, okay.
Swiper: Gah! I ain't that hungry, man!
Danny turns to a little glowing apartment covered by curtains while speaking.
Danny: Hey June, we will be back later, okay? Make sure the place is clean up while we're gone.
Inside her room, June, wearing a towel over her head while in a bubblebath in a small tub, frowns as she snap.
June: Oh, and I guess I can get lunch ready as well...A BIG PLATE OF KNUCKLE SANDWICHES!!!
We now see our heroes heading to the exist as Danny spoke.
Danny: All right, Lost Boys, let's save Marzipan from the jaws of terror!
We see a bird flying overhead as Marzipan and Strong Mad are wondering around, the girl is picking bananas.
Marzipan: Wow, so beautiful here. I think we got enough for breakfast. A nice fruit salad is very cleansing for the system.
Strong Mad chomp on a butterfly.
Marzipan: Well, Strong Mad, time we get back to...(turns) GAH!
Strong Mad: (growling) Argh! Bad man!
Sure enough, Marzipan and Strong Mad saw Fuzzy, holding a hat made out of leaves, looking sad while sitting on a rock.
Fuzzy: (notices) Oh, howdy. I is making a new hat. Bloo got muh real one but I is seem 'ta have misplaced him an' Jules.
Marzipan: (frowns) Okay, what are you doing here?
Strong Mad: Baaaaad maaaan.
Fuzzy: What, me? I is trying 'ta find Danny Phantom but...(sheepish) I is don't got muh sea legs an' all that. I fell inta 2 streams an' tripped over a lot o' rocks. 'De wildlife squirted me an'...I is decided to just make a new hat.
Marzipan: Well, it is a nice hat.
Strong Mad sniff the hat as Fuzzy grins while speaking.
Fuzzy: Shucks, 'tank yew. Sorry I called yew names the other day. Say...maybe yew like to keep a secret?
Marzipan pause then she sat down next to the cursed beast as he speak.
Fuzzy: Dis is going 'ta sound nuts coming fro' me an' y'all but I is never wanted 'ta be a pirate...
We see Fuzzy, in an outfit with giggles, grinning as he is in a cannon while the pirate narrate the dream.
Fuzzy's Voice: Heck, I is wanted 'ta entertain folks. Cannons were muh best. I dreamed of being in a great travelling show an' thrilling the folks with muh daredevil feats and such! That an' married Jules but still...
In the present, Fuzzy grins as he continues.
Fuzzy: Image, listening 'ta those people cheer and roar. Heck, any day that ends with me in damages was great.
Fuzzy sighs as we see an image of him in a ship that said 'Captain Lumpkins's Cutthroat Cavalade' with him in it behind the captain.
Fuzzy: Muh gal Jules an' I thought of using a real ship with a pirate theme. Sounds like a great idea for a show...however I is never done figure out how 'ta drive 'de darn thing.
We now see an image of Jumba, a worried Pleakley, a frowning Bloo, as well as Jules, Mac, Frankie and the rest of the imaginary friends now.
Fuzzy's Voice: Anyway, a while later before I is knew it, we end up trapped opn a reef here. Heck, I betcha muh crew are a bit disappointed in me.
In the present, Marzipan looks worried as Fuzzy spoke up.
Fuzzy: When we first met Danny Phantom, I asked him for help! But he doesn't want 'ta! Something about believing 'dat all pirates were evil! Can yew believe 'dat?
Marzipan: Well, there are some pirates like Don Karnage or Jack Sparrow who weren't evil. Sure they stole from people and fight with swords, but never kill anyone unless they have a good reason. Still, I think there just things as good pirates.
Fuzzy frowns as he looks at his hook as he speaks.
Fuzzy: Well, then...okay, I is admit that what happened 'ta muh hand was an accident...but it wouldn't have happened if 'de halfa boy wasn't flirting with Jules an' never once did he said sorry...
Marzipan in pity patting Fuzzy on the shoulder as Strong Mad watch. The girl spoke.
Marzipan: Awww, that is so sad. Poor cursed creature. (grins) Whby I betcha with some help, you could still get that dream shopw.
Fuzzy: (excited) Really? Yew think so???
Marzipan: Fersure. Come on and let's meet some new friends of mine so we can brainstorm.
Fuzzy: Shucks, thanks. I knew yew were both purty and nioce. I always did liked yew.
Suddenly without warniong, a group of familiar animals appear with Danny pointing his dagger as the gasping Fuzzy.
Danny: All right, Deli-Bob Head, stick your hook up!
Delete: (swinging his ladder) Okay, let our sister go or we will give you a nose to match that hook! Which sounds like awkward....
Charlie: (notices) Oh hey, Strong Mad.
Swiper waves a stick as he snaps.
Swiper: I, Swiper the Magnificient, hold this sword, demanding payback!!!
Marzipan in alarm got in front of Fuzzy, stopping the boys.
Marzipan: No, no more fighting!
Fuzzy: Gah, stop! Unarmed, unarmed!!!
Marzipan them smiles at her brother sas they go over to her while Fuzzy grins a bit.
Marzipan: Little dudes!
Delete and Swiper: Marzipan!
After the brothers hug Marzipan, they looked worried as the droid spoke.
Delete: Wow, you got us worried. For a moment, we thought those hippies got you boiled in soup!
Marzipan: (shocked) What?!
Greasy shed a tear as he wipe it out.
Greasy: Something is in my eye, okay?
Jonny: Hey Plank, you think cherry would've been better...
Danny: (frowns) Oh come on. Can't anyone played the game right today?
Marzipan: (shocked) Wait, Swiper, are those fleas on you?
Charlie: Oh, yeah. The fox used Itchy and me as mattresses last night. Apparently we were both comfy.
Swiper: (points) The one in my armpit I called "Jerry". Neat, huh?
Marzipan frowns as she glares at Danny.
Marzipan: That's it!
Marzipan storms over to Danny while snapping.
Marzipan: Danny Phantom, I got a whole buncha bones to pick with you, man!
Danny: (confused) Huh?
Fuzzy: (to himself) Hoo doggy, he is in for it now.
Marzipan, once near Danny, points at him while continuing.
Marzipan: All the time, I told my brothers that you were a brave leader who righted wrongs! Well, I've talked to some people and now I know the truth!
Danny: Hey, what are you on about?
Marzipan: You're a selfish lazy brat who tells lies...
Danny: I do not! (pause) Okay, I exaggerate a little but never lie.
Marzipan:...mstsreat friends...
Danny: Come on, I never mistreat my pals! They're like family to me!
Jonny: (sweatdrop) Uh, actually, you kinda use Plank as a skateboard while jumping over me and the other boys.
Danny: Come on! At least Plank never complain!
Marzipan:...attacks people who only want help...
Danny: What, were you listening to that lying Deli-Bob Head?
Fuzzy: (frowns) Ay! Don't call me 'dat!
Marzipan:...go after girls who were already spoken for...
Danny: What, that crap again?! Come on, Julayla flirted with me first!
Fuzzy: Nuh-uh! Yew flirted 'with her first!
Danny: No, she did!
Fuzzy: No, yew did!
Danny: She did and you know, Deli-Bob Head!
Fuzzy: (angrily) She didn't and stop calling me 'dat!
Marzipan: (anger mark) ENOUGH ALREADY! (to Danny) The least you could've done is apologized to Captain Lumpkins for getting his hand cut in an accident in the first place.
Danny: (shocked) Gah, me?! Apologize to that jerk?! No way! Who do you think I am?! Swiper or Hans?!
Swiper: (frowns) At least I apologized to Hiram twice.
Marzipan: And another thing, you also live in rilly unsanitary conditions!
Danny: Hey, come on, just a minute, I invited you here so you can tell stories about me to my pals!
Marzipan: (cross arms) Well, I don't tell stories to naughty boys. You got some bad karma comin', dude.
Danny: Seriously, you hang around those hippies and Fuzzy too much. You're turning into an idiot.
Marzipan: Who's the idiot? The one who knows better or the one who's a spoiled brat?
Charlie: (pause) Do we really need to answer that?
Danny: (anger mark) Hey!
Marzipan turns to the others as an annoyed Danny watch.
Marzipan: Hey, little dudes, you're coming with me back to camp. We're about to have brunch. You Lost Boys can come, too.
Danny: Oh no, I'm in charge, not you. There's nothing you can do that will make them split.
Suddenly we see Homsar banging on a gong while shouting.
Homsar: Dinner time!!!
Most of the good guys (and Fuzzy) heard Homsar as Danny frowns.
Homsar: FOOD!
Suddenly we hear a 'whoosh' as Delete, Swiper, the Lost Boys and Fuzzy rush off leaving a shocked Danny and an amused Marzipan behind.
Marzipan: (smirks) You were saying? Anyway, you coming?
Danny: (angrily) You know what? No! I should never have brought you here with all your bossy, grown-up talk! I thought I knew you better but I can see that we were better off before you show up!!!
Marzipan: Hey, I am not the only one a big disappointment. But I'm still glad I came. I met some rilly cool cats who showed me that there are better things to do than be a child forev er.
Danny, sat down, rolls his eyes while mumbling.
Danny: Those Hippie Groovee clowns? Give me a break.
Marzipan: (frowns) Gee, they had onloy nice things to say about you! Did you even try to talk to them? You're impossible!
Danny: What, me try to those freaks?! Strong Bad is a wrestling goon who spend too much time answering e-mails on the internet, Homestar is a stupid idiot, I can't understand a word that Homsar is saying and don't get me started on the others, especially that freak Homsar.
Marzipan: Ugh! You know what? I am adding a new info on you. You're a jerk who don't care for anyone but yourself! I betcha anyone who are your pals only did so out of pity or because you made them to. I betcha they don't like ya at all!!
Danny: Come on, June thinks I'm a cool cat!
Marzipan: Well, I can see why June puts up with you...but you're too childish to understand!
Danny frowns as he get up to shout at Marzipan as she leaves.
Danny: Forget you! Who needs you or the Lost Boys?! June and I will have our own cool party of our own and you can't come!!
Marzipan: (scoff) Whatever, dude. Watch your step.
Danny frowns as he prepare to leave.
Danny: Hmph. I'll show her.
Suddenly Danny steps into a pit that he fell into while screaming.
Danny: WAGH!
A crash is heard as an angry Danny stood up shouting.
Danny: Now you see what you know?! I got so upset that I've forgotten how to walk!!
JusSonic's Voice: Meanwhile....
We see a group of familiar pirates near Danny's hideout as Grim spoke.
Grim: Okay, I don't get it, Bloo. Danny and the Lost Boys left a while ago. Why didn't we follow them?
Mac: Yeah, Bloo, what's the big idea?
Bloo: They aren't important to the bigger plan right now, guys!
Eduardo: Huh? Bigger plan?
Bloo: Come on, to a win a war, you gotta cut the supply lines, right? Well, what do these jokers got that we don't?
Grim: Ummm...a really neat treehouse?
Frankie: I think Bloo meant that they can fly using that Asian dust that June got.
Bloo smirks cruelly as he speaks.
Bloo: You betcha, they got Asian dust! They can fly! That stuck-up Juniper Lee is also the smart one. Solution? Take down the babe! Result? The Lost Boys are grounded and Danny Phantom loses the plot!
Wilt: Oh, is that okay?
Julayla: Unfortunately for us bad guys even in this story, it is okay.
Grim: Good plan, mon. But we forgot the bug spray.
Bloo goes over to the tree as he speak.
Bloo: No problem, I got this. I know a trick I read in a moldy old storybook.
Mac: (sweatdrop) The one you kept giving Eduardo as a pillow?
Eduardo: It was a soft pillow.
Bloo: With Danny and the boys away, the woman is at home. Alllllll alone.
Julayla: I don't like how you say that.
Wilt: Need help, Bloo?
Bloo opens a little hole as he speaks.
Bloo: Nah, I will do this all by myself. If there's one thing I am good of, is playing dirty. (to Grim) Grim, stay here and keep an eye out. Knock on the tree with your scythe if you hear anyone coming. This won't take long.
Mac: (to himself) I don't like where this is going at all.
We now see June inside her room brushing her hair in front of a mirror while singing.
June: (singing) Once in love with Juniper
Always in love with Juniper...
Bloo's Voice: Knock knock! I seek an audience with the dee-vince Miss Lunatic.
June: (anger mark) Juniper! I am sooo going to beat up that rat of a weasel.
June flew out of her house while speaking.
June: Didn't I say what happen if you interrupt me....(notices) You!
Bloo: (bows) Sorry for the intrusion, ma'am.
June: (frowns) What, never know a private hideout when you see one, bub?
Bloo: Hey, please, Juniper...Juniper babe, girlfriend! Can we talk?
June: What do you want?
Bloo: Well, we both know you're the brains of our respective...factions, per se...
June: Tell me something I don't know. Can the flattery, Blue, I'm a busy girl on her day off.
Bloo: Bloo! Anyway, no more chit-chat, how about a peace treaty? You get your nutball pals to stop hassling the crew, I will keep my pals from blowing your island back to the Dark Ages, how about it?
June: You got to be kidding me. I may be small and beautiful, as well as the only one on this island with Te Xuan Ze powers, but do I look stupid? Ha! Those pirate loonies get trigger-happy when someone sneezes! Let out guard down?! Oh, how amusant! Forgive my mirth!
Bloo: (frowns) Well, there's no reason for sarcasm.
June flew around and kicks Bloo in the head while snapping.
June: You are as trustworthy as a...rat. Now take a hike before I turn you into food for the ghosts in Pac-Man!
Bloo: Ouch, hey!
Bloo rub his head angrily while speaking.
Bloo: Girl, I have been out in the world. Do you know what people say when they hear something totally unbelievable? "Girls might fly! So how can a fairy like you even exist anyway?
June: (gasp) Don't you say another word....
Bloo: (smirks) What, you think you're really important?
June yelps as she find herself struggling in pain and such.
June: Ngh!
Bloo: Heck, I betcha that jerk Danny Phantom won't even miss you if you're good!
June: Ah!
Bloo: I mean, look how he treats you! He don't even believes in you!
June lands on a table as she weakly tries to move.
June: Please...stop saying those things...they hurt....
Bloo smirks evilly as he speaks.
Bloo: Trust me, I'm getting warmed up.
Outside, the others were still on guard as Frankie speak.
Frankie: So out of curiosity, who did start the flirting game?
Eduardo: Si, so far, the captain said that Danny started though he said you did. Who started the flirt game?
Julayla: Well...
Grim looks puzzled as he glance up and put a hand on his non-existing ear.
Wilt: What's wrong, Grim?
Grim: Someone's coming.
Grim knock on the side of a tree a few times with his scythe. Back inside the hideout, Bloo smirk again as he prepare to leave.
Bloo: That oughta do it.
Bloo climb out of the little hole as the others watch.
Julayla: Bloo...what did you do?
Bloo: Details, details, Jules. Come on, let's get back to the camp and don't spare the sprint!
Bloo and Grim take their leaves as the others follow, looking worried. We now see an upset Danny returning home.
Danny: Stubborn arrogant Marzipan...she is being pigheaded. At least June will be happy to see me. Let's see how far those idiots go without me.
Danny goes through the usual entrance/exit climbing back into the hideout as he speaks.
Danny: Hoo-boy, hey June, you wouldn't believe this! Marzipan said all this nonsense about me treating you bad and that we live in a dump! Man, what a bunch of crazy talk, right? (pause) June?
Danny turns and looks shock as he saw something.
Danny: Hey, what...?
To Danny's horror, June lies motionless on a table nearby, not even responding to him.