I know. These aren't Histeria! topics, but I couldn't find another CDM website to discuss them on so what the heck? These are the fights that was on Celebrity Deathmatch last night.

Fight #1 Lil' Kim vs. Little Richard
Winner: Lil' Kim
Little Richard got some few hits in but Lil' Kim ended up kicking his ***.

Fight #2 Helen Hunt vs. Lelee Sobieski
Winner: Lelee Sobieski
A few punches and pains later, Lelee won (though everyone mistaked her for Helen Hunt, since they both looked alike.)

Main Event: George Clooney vs. Mark Wehlberg
Winners: Paul Newman and Robert Redford
They weren't really fighting, nor are they really friends. Newman and Redford got ****** off and they kicked their *****!

I hope next week's fights are gooder. But these fights kick ***! And it's good to see Clooney getting his butt kicked.

Please comment. (Even though this isn't a Histeria! topic.)

CDM Fandemonium is back! This time with better battles than last time! (The Beavis vs. Butthead one was good!) Here are the selectees for the next one:

1.Aaron Sorkin vs. David E. Kelley
Battle of the Hot Shot Hollywood Producers

2.Hilary Swank vs. Chloe Sevigny
Battle of the Indie Actresses

3.Dan Rather vs. Tom Brokaw vs. Peter Jennings
Battle of the TV News Anchors

4.Chris Isaak vs. Lyle Lovett
Battle of the All-American Crooners (Whatever that is!)

5.Survival of the Survivors
Battle Royale starring all 32 Survivor contestants from seasons 1 and 2

This isn't a Histeria! topic either, but I couldn't find a CDM website to do it on, so this would had to do. Please read and review.

--wanted to see Andrew Dice Clay vs. Bobcat Goldthwait. Or Louis Farrakahan vs. Jim Bakker, or maybe one of those 700 Club folks. And I was a bit disappointed that Daria Morgendorffer didn't guest-ref the Beavis/Butt-Head match.

Well, since I caught enough of Absolutely Fabulous to know what it was about (tho I've never seen a whole ep), I've had this idea. It turns out that Patsy is exactly what she seems to be: a demon who's trying for Edina's soul. So Saffron finally stops being a pushover & challenges Patsy in a CDM for her mother's soul. If Saffron wins Patsy goes back to hell empty-handed. If Patsy wins, same thing but Edina & Saffy go with her.

But I got an idea for a perfect episode of CDM. Check it out

Fight #1 Jon Stewart vs. Martin Short
Fight #2 Laranine Newman vs. Tress MacNeille
Main Event Michael J. Fox vs. Jamie Foxx

Good idea, huh? Please comment if you have any.

There was a good CDM episode last night.

Fight #1 Steve Irwin vs. Medusa
Winner: Steve Irwin
It appears that Medusa will have won this fight since she can turn people to stone if anyone stares at her. But Irwin's accidental move saved the day.

Fight #2 Ray Romano vs. Drew Carey
Winner: Ray Romano
I expect Carey to win since I loved his Whose Line Is It Anyway? show, but Romano took the win instead. (Does anyone knows who this guy is???)

Main Event Kim Cattrall vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis vs. Sarah Jessica Parker 9Or in this case, the girls from Sex and The City)
Winner: Kristin Davis
While it seems Kristin dies first, she actually survives long enough to wipe out Kim whom wiped out everyone else and win this fight.

The new episode is next week and the main event is Katie Holmes vs. Keri Russell. (Does anyone knows who these two are???)

And I don't even watch Dawson's Creek & Felicity, of which those two are the main female leads, title character in Russell's case. I don't even remember the name of Holmes' char & I have no inclination to look it up. I don't even remember who this Steve Irwin is. Now, the late Scott Irwin & his brother Wild Bill Irwin I know of, but...

Main Event: Katie Holmes vs. Keri Russell
In the battle of the drama divas, an explosion occurs and appears to have killed everyone. But who won the fight?

The commentators vs. Sam Donaldson
The commentators are ****** that Sam is stealing their thunder and return to the stadium to kick his ***. (Note: This is the first time Johnny Gomez had been in a deathmatch and won)

But who won the main event? With the help of guest-star Whoopi Goldberg, the culprit is...Claire Danes of My So-Called Life. Turns out she didn't want to kill them, just to ruin them. But Mills Lane gave her the win anyway.

Don't know what main event is next week but we'll find out for sure!

The main event for the next episode is Blink 182 vs. 98 Degrees, the battle of the bands. And guess what? They are bringing back the robots! All right!

In the last episode of CDM, the boy bands go at each other's face in nuclear robots. First Blink 182 dies. Then the 98 Degrees robot went nuts and it took a large Jessica Simpson to bring it down. Washington D. C, not knowing the fight was over, sent a nuclear warhead in an attempt to destroy the robot. Jessica Simpson destroy it, however, and saved the day.

The next main event: Kevin Spacey vs. Michael Caine. Can someone explains the similarities between them?

Fight #1 Meat Loaf vs. Jonathan Davis
Winner: Jonathan Davis
Meat Loaf appears to be the winner at this point, but Jonathan Davis pulls an unexpected "Korn" hit to win this fight.

Fight #2 Colonel Sanders vs. Dave Thomas
Winner: Dave Thomas
All right! Dave Thomas is in the ring. He used any resources he need to take out his former employer Colonel Sanders (Did you know that? I didn't.)

Main Event: Kevin Spacey vs. Michael Caine
Winner: Dave Thomas
First Kevin took out Michael and Dave ate up Kevin thinking he was a hamburger. 'Nuff said.

The new main event for next week is David Copperfield vs. David Blake, the battle of the magicians. Please read and review.

For this season, anyway.

1.Albert Einstein vs. Chyna
Winner: Chyna
Chyna got the advantage, then Albert got the advantage. But Chyna proves why she's the tougest in the WWF.

2.Eddie Vedder vs. Scott Stapp
Winner: Eddie Vedder
It's a barb-wire battle. Nothing much to say. Except the opponents hurt each other, Eddie took out Scott's tonsils making him sound like another singing star. That singing star got ****** and help Eddie win by killing off Scott.

Main Event: David Copperfield vs. David Blaine
Winner: David Copperfield
Nothing to see here, people.

This is the last episode this season. I will put up more when the new season comes. Please read and review.

Coming soon to March 7, 10:30 p.m. on MTV is new episodes of Celebrity Deathmatch! Tell's all for now!

It is another basketball head basher as Shaquille O'Neal battles Kobe Bryant. Don't miss it and be sure to comment about this!

I found out what the first two fights are. They are:

1.Corey Haim vs Corey Feldman
2. Lucy Liu vs Lisa Ling

Now, I know who Lucy Liu is, so I bet Lisa Ling is a marital arts expert as well. But does anyone knows who Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are???

Results from the first episode of the season:
1.Corey Haim vs. Corey Feldman
Winner: No one
2.Lucy Liu vs. Lisa Ling (coach: Barbara Walters)
Winner: Lucy Liu
Main Event: Shaquille O'Neal vs. Kobe Bryant
Winner: Kobe Bryant

The new episode of new week is probably like the episode Mick Foley is in. Only this one is about the Battle of the Superfreaks!

Fight #1: Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack
Fight #2: Beni Trauma vs. Potato Khan
Main Event: Potato Khan vs. Cousin Grimm

Don't miss it!

And I missed it! (screams loudally) Okay, calm down. Fortunately I managed to catch the new episode after that. I will taped the clip show when it shows up again (I hope). Anyway, here are the new fighters and results.

Fight #1: Frankie Muniz vs. Robert Iler
Winner: Frankie Muniz
Fight #2: Stephen King vs. J. K. Rowling
Winner: Stephen King (Well, only his leg won, but hey, this guy is a horror writer)
Main Event: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos vs. Naomi Campbell
Winner: Naomi Campbell

Next week main event...Shannen Doherty vs. Halle Berry. I hope I don't miss it!

After days of MIA, I am back! Here are the results of yesterday's deathmatch!

Fight #1: James Brown vs. Chuck Berry
Winner: Chuck Berry
Fight #2: George Michael vs. Paul "Pee-Wee Herman" Reubens
Winner: Paul Reubens
Main Event: Shannen Doherty vs. Halle Berry
Winner: Shannen Doherty

Guess what, fight fans? Nostradamus will be appearing on CDM next week fighting John Edwards, with Miss Cleo guest-referring! Also expecting to show up: Bob Barker vs. Anne Robinson, and Beyonce Knowles vs. Missy Elliot! Don't miss it!

On CDM last night, Nostradamus refused to come because he predicted that he will lose! I was hoping to see him in the Deathmatch ring all night! Well, at least Deathmatch got a replacement fighter to fight John Edward...

Fight #1: Bob Barker vs. Anne Robinson
Winner: Bob Barker
Fight #2: John Edward vs. Miss Cleo
Winner: Miss Cleo
Main Event: Beyonce Knowles vs. Missy Elliot
Winner: Beyonce Knowles

Next week main event is the Battle of the Civil Wars generals. Ulysses S. Grant vs. Robert E. Lee. I hope this turns out better than Fight #2.

This episode is a North vs. South kinda thing. (Looks like the Civil War all over again)

Fight #1: Derek Jeter vs. John Rocker
Winner: Derek Jeter
Fight #2: Faith Hill vs. Janet Jackson
Winner: Faith Hill
Main Event: Ulysses S. Grant vs. Robert E. Lee
Winner: Ulysses S. Grant (Well, his thumb anyway)

This week main event: John Lennon vs. Paul McCartney vs. George Harrison vs. Ringo Starr! That's right. The four members of the Beatles (including the two dead guys) reunited to battle it out to death! Check it out (But if you guy didn't listen to me before, why bother not?)

Here are the winners of the last CDM.

Fight #1: Conan O'Brien vs. Bill Maher
Winner: Conan O'Brien
Fight #2: Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah Ferguson
Winner: Anna Nicole Smith
Main Event: John Lennon vs. Paul McCartney vs. George Harrison vs. Ringo Starr (Fight from the 1970s)
Winner: Undecided, because Nick has accidentally copied over the last part of the tape that shown the fight. Since it is the only copy, we never found out who won. Idiot.

Next week's fighters:
Fight #1: Beck vs. Bjork
Fight #2: Willie Nelson vs. Tony Bennett
Main Event: Anna Kournikova vs. Elizabeth Hurley

Take a hint.

Fight #1: Beck vs. Bjork
Winner: Bach (Time Machine used)
Fight #2: Willie Nelson vs. Tony Bennett
Winner: Willie Nelson
Main Event: Anna Kournikova vs. Elizabeth Hurley
Winner: Anna Kournikova

New Fights
Fight #1: Bill Murray vs. Chris Kattan
Fight #2: Charlie Chaplin vs. Buster Keaton (Either Time Machine used or One From The Vault)
Main Event: Kathy Griffin vs. Jenna Elfman

Time to catch up and possibly finished up.

This one is part two of Death Comedy Jam.
Fight #1: Kathy Griffin vs. Jenna Elfman
Winner: Kathy Griffin
Fight #2: Charlie Chaplin vs. Buster Keaton (One From The Vault)
Winner: Buster Keaton
Main Event: Bill Murray vs. Chris Kattan (Slaughterday Night Live part two)
Winner: Bill Murray

The next two episodes are clip shows. The 1st one shows the Superfreaks fight, the second one is in honor of Mills Lane (Included Emeril Legasse vs. The Two Fat Ladies, Mike Tyson vs. Evander Holyfield, Ellen DeGeneres vs. Dr. Laura Schlessinger, and Judge Judy vs. Susan Lucci)

This one is Fandemonium IV.
Main Event: Survival of the Survivors (w/Jeff Probst as Guest-Referee)
Kelly vs. Richard vs. Rudy vs. Susan vs. Sean vs. Dirk vs. Stacey vs. Sonja vs. Colleen vs. Gervase vs. Jenna vs. Greg vs. Gretchen vs. Joel vs. Ramona vs. BB vs. Alicia vs. Elisabeth vs. Jeff vs. Nick vs. Rodger vs. Debb vs. Kimmi vs. Michael vs. Amber vs. Colby vs. Jerri vs. Keith vs. Tina vs. Kel vs. Mad Dog vs. Mitchell (Phew! Long, isn't it?)
Winner: Tina

Well, this is probably the last episode until the new season is here. See you on the flip side!