Storyboard By: Mike Lafitte
Written By Bourgious Buffoon and Mike Lafitte
Directed Bourgious Buffoon and Mike Lafitte


(fade out, cut to: Mr. Smartypants' Lab)

Mr. Smartypants: (imatating Dexter) At last, the Produceinator 5000 is completed!!!

(Smarty walk to the counter and pick up a rotten apple and place it on the machine and set the timer to 5 min.)

(Pepper walks in, screaming, running around, and seraching for her autograph book)

Pepper: AAAHHHHH! My Autograph book! is it here, is here, is it here, (grabbing Mr. Smartypants by the pants and shaking him) WHERE IS IT!!!!

Mr. Smarypants: Uhh... Pepper, I'm kind of busy, please....

Pepper: I'm going to kick myself if anything bad happen to it.

(when she look under the machine, trying to find her book, after five minutes is up)

Mr. Smartypants: Pepper!!! Get away from there!!!

(the machine activated, and the weird ray zaps Pepper and accidently turn Pepper into a 3 year old)

Mr. Smartypants: Pepper....

Pepper: (as a three year old) Hi, I'm Pepper Mills, I three in a half years old, and I love kitties and ballet.

(Mr. Smartypants screaming "what will I do and Pepper joined in too)

Pepper: Enough!!! Lets play hide and seek. YOU'RE IT!!
(Pepper runs off)

Mr. Smartypants: I got to tell the Histerians.

(cut to: the living room)

Mr. Smartypants: ....And thats the whole story.

F.T.: Whoa! we got to do something. Me, WOW, Miss Info., and Smarty will fix the machine, while you kids babysit Pepper.

(So the adults went to the lab. CUT TO: the kids babysits, and little Pepper is playing with BFG)

Pepper: Cute wittle baby.

BFB: Do-da-Peppy-Pep (pass gas)

Pepper: eewww, cute wittle smelly baby.

(Cut to Charity and Loud)

Charity: Well, what we going to do?

Loud: I don't know we got to do something real fast before....

(Zoom to: BFB and little Pepper crying and screaming)

Pepper: I'M HUNGRY, I'M HUNGRY, I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!

Ameilea: Well, according to the book we must fix the chld something to eat, no matter how choosy she is.

Hunter: Yeah, we could do it. I saw some good parenting on "Full House", "Rugrats", and "the Brady Bunch".

Ameilea: Yeah, and I took Home Economics at Tartakovsky High School.


INTERMISSION: Going to bed.

(cut to: the kitchen)

Charity: Ok, Pepper, today we have, broccoli!

Pepper: No.

Charity: Ok, lets try it again. Eat your broccoli!

Pepper: No!

Charity: (angryly) Pepper, Eat your broccoli!!!

Pepper: (shouting) NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Ameilia: Charity, you're doing it all wrong.

Charity: (sarcastic) really.

Amielia: Let me show you how to do it. (grabs a spoon) Pepper, there's a evil troll that want to turn the whole world yucky.

Pepper: (gasp) Really.

Ameilia: Yes, but (dips the spoon in the broccoli)if you eat those broccoli, you become a beautiful fairy, and really going to stop the evil troll and save the day.

(Pepper squeals)

Pepper: Okay, I will become a beautiful fairy!

(Pepper ate those broccoli by one gulp, and belch)

Charity: Well, that was a piece of cake.

Cho Cho: Yeah, we going to softball practice.

froggo: Me too.

Aka: Word.

Lucky Bob: Yes now.

Toast: I'm outtie

(Charity grabs Toast)

Charity: You're staying

Loud: You're in this too!

Toast: Bummer!

(cut to: the living room when everybody's asleep, execpt little Pepper)

Pepper: I'm bored. I got it! There's a man next door who live's like a troll, I got to go next door and stop him.

(cut to: Mr. Smartypants' Lab.)

F.T.: Are you sure you got it on reverse, Smarty?

Mr. Smartypants: Almost finish and....

(machine blew a fuse)

Mr. Smartypants: Oh, well, back to the drawing board.

(zoom to: the living room)

(Ameilia screams and Hunter woke up)

Hunter: What's up?

Ameilia: PEPPER'S GONE

Hunter: WHAAAAT!!!!

Charity: Pepper's GONE!!!!!

(Charity grabs Hunter)

Charity: You kncklehead, you suppose to look after her!

Hunter: I thought you look after her.

Loud: IT'S ALL AMEILIA'S FAULT!!!

Ameilia: My fault? I thought you look after her, Loud Kiddington.

Charity: Yeah, Loud, you had her last time. How we plan on getting married if you can't take care of a child.

Ameilia: Same goes for Hunter.

Loud: Wait! What about.....

Toast: whassup dudes and dudettes!

All: TOAST!!!!!

Toast: I saw little Peppermint walk next door to Mr. Paranoid's house. Let's go get her back!

Charity: Remind me to ring his neck after his is over.

(cut to: Mr. Paranoid's house)

Mr. Paranoid: (in Christopher Walkin's voice) I hate short things, I hate red things......

Pepper: Hey, you evil troll!

Mr. Paranoid: and I hate short, red-haired things!!!!

(Screaming and attack Mr. Paranoid with the blanket and Mr. Paranoid muffled)

(cut to: kids walked in)

Loud: Pepper!

Charity: Please get off of Mr. Parnanoid now!

Pepper: I will get you. You mean old troll!

Mr. Paranoid: Please get her off of me!!!

(she's off of Mr. Paranoid)

Mr. Paranoid: Wait a minute, you kids got a teenager named Pepper, her name is....Wait a minute, it's true your house is weird and...

Kids: See ya!!!

(the kids take off)

(cut to: Smarty's Lab.)

Mr. Smartypants: Almost finish and...there!

Kids: Yay!

(the machine turned on and Pepper is back to her hyperative teenage self.)

Pepper: HA HA HA AH!! I'm me again! Toast, my little cinnamon roll, I'm back.

Toast: (grunting) I glad you're back Pep.

Loud: We'll everything's back to normal.

(all the Histerian Adults are turn into three year olds)

Charity: I'm not happy.

Pepper: I want a pony.

(Zoom Out)

THE END




Please reply

This was pretty darn good! The plot point itself was classic, having Pepper think she must battle trolls is excellent. Please get any other fics you have in the works written soon, because they're gonna be as good as this one was!

This story was so cute! I loved it! Pepper is one of my favorite characters on the show, so this story was a must-see for me. It kind of got me thinking...What would Baby Toast be like? (giggles)