Mike: Our story begins in the year 2001, when a young 12 year old boy name Loud Kiddington who got great influence with his family, friends, and his wildest dream to become an adventurer like his grandfather, Lance Kiddington. His favorite show is Samurai Jack, because he's an adventurer like his grandfather. Loud got adventuring running through his blood. A day later, his grandfather dies. Now, without a single guardian, Loud will plans becoming an adventurer, but there is somebody who will stop him and sombody will help him.
Episode 1- A Boy's Dream
Histeria Created by Tom Ruegger
Storyboard, art dirction and written by Mike Lafitte
Dircted by: Mike Lafitte
(a day after his grandfather's funeral)
Loud: Now to start my journey from the U.S. to Japan. Moutain bike? Check. My granddad's Passport? Check. Money worth $10,000? check. A mysterous van? A MYSTERIOUS VAN!?!
Mike: A mysterous van!!! Maybe this will stop Loud from adventuring! I got a bad feeling about this.
(an big disciplined woman gets out of the van and her name is Ms. Dark.)
Ms. Dark: I'm looking for a Loud Kiddington here.
Loud: What is it, I'm in a hurry.
Mike: Meanwhile, a strange looking car that pulls up the neighborhood, with a beautiful red haired girl who is on the search to change an horrible past. Ok, a 11- year old boy who want to travel, a girl who want to change her horrible past, and I'm doing the narrating. Isn't it cool or what?
Pepper: Ok, I'm at the year 2001, I should have take a right turn at 1812. As long as I'm here, I need a place to stay. (saw Loud with the people from the evil reform school.) Hey what's going on here?
Loud to Ms. Dark: I'm not going with you guys, I heard what you did to kids like me, you whip them like slaves.
Ms. Dark: (pick up Loud by the shirt) I don't ask for your comments, your're going and thats final!!!!
Loud: (struggling) Hey! let me go! (kicks Ms. Dark in the stomach and runs off.)
Ms. Dark: Get him!!!!
Mike: As Loud getting chase by the Ms. Dark's facuty..... chasing....chasing....WHERE'S THE NEXT PAGE!!!
Andrea: Uh, Mike, there's a writer named, Hiney Tartakovsky is doing some rewrites.
Mike: Hiney who? We don't got a writer in the writing staff to go by that name.
Hiney: (known as Red Guy from Cow and Chicken and I.Am Weasel)YOU DO NOW!!! Introducing me, Hiney Tartakovsky, an trained writer. I have did some rewrites.
Mike: Why you do not wear any pants?
Hiney: BECAUSE I'M FOREIGN!!!! Now about those rewrites, instead of loud getting chase by the facuty, he's geting chase by MAN EATING OCTOPUS!!
Mike: What the....
Hiney: Instead of the red haired girl, we need the WWF's Lita!!!!
Mike: SECURITY!!!!!
(The security came in and hauled the so-called writer out of here)
Hiney: Hey, no hard stuff please, I'm sentitive!
Mike: Ok, Loud was chase and hide at Pepper's car.
Pepper: Ok, where the... (saw a boy behind a car).
Pepper and Loud: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Pepper: What are you doing?
Loud: Keep it down will ya?
Mike: Finally they met....
Pepper: Who are you, kid?
Loud: Loud Kiddington. Hiding away from the evil facuty so I could become an adventurer like my grandfather.
Pepper: That's is so cool, my name is Pepper Mills, a time traveler. I found a neat-o time machine, to right the wrong.
Loud: So you're an adventurer, too?
Pepper: Yep, I try to get that thing to a proper time, but it keeps sending me to the wrong time.
Loud: Can I come with you?
Pepper: I don't know. Do you got any family?
Loud: My mom, dad, and my grandparents are all dead.
Pepper: How sad. Alright, but on one condition.
Loud: what is it?
Pepper: Buckle up!!!
(Pepper's car runs through the evil facuty)
Mike: HA HA! Show them who rules, Pep! The next morning at the Acme Hotel, they are get ready to leave.
Loud: C'mon Pepper, I ready for action.
Pepper: Does the words "patence" mean any to you, I try to get my pony tail set. There all done.
Loud: You look fine.
Pepper: Fine? You should have say cute, beautiful, or sexy, girls love a good complement. Help me with the bags.
Loud: Got to use the bathroom.
Pepper: Ok, but hurry up!
(Loud headed to the bathroom and after he gets finish...)
Pepper: (downstairs) LOUD, HELP!!!!!
Loud: Oh, no! Pepper is in trouble! Coming Pepper!!!
Mike: Oh, no is Ms. Dark and SHE GOT THE WHITE COATS!!!!! SHE'S TAKING HER AWAY, THEY GIVE HER PORK BUTTS AND TATERS.... PORK BUTTS AND TATERS!?!?!
Hiney: It needs a franchise.
Mike: Security.
(Hiney hauls off)
Loud: Leave her alone!!
Ms. Dark: Stay back, kid, she's crazy, she almost runs us over.
Loud: She is not, she's my new gaurdian.
Ms. dark: No she's not, I'm your new guardian, now get in the van now.
Loud: (steps forward) Forget it, stuffy.
Ms. Dark: STUFFY! I will teach you some manners, boy.
(Ms. Dark pulls up her whip and Loud caught the whip)
Ms. Dark: What the....
Loud: I don't want to go with.... (Pulls the whip and Ms. Dark is flying and headed to the wall) YOOOOOOOOU!!!!! (drop kicks Ms. Dark)
Mike: Alright, Loud, you did it. You really kicks some butt!!! Now free Pepper!
(Loud kicks the white coats and pull out his knuchuckles)
Loud: KNUCHUCKLES POWER UP!!!!!!
(knocks the white coats out by one blow)
Loud: Let's go!
Mike: So Loud and Pepper hop on in to the car, set the time and zap off to the 1685 where the Salem Witch is held that will be the day before that. So the new adventure is has begun for our young heroes, and my confidence and high hopes is building up for me!!! So tune in next time on.... (shows logo) HISTEIA WALTZ!!!!!!
It's an interesting story! I like how The Red Guy decided to make his own special apperence, and I can tell it's gonna be a fun ride for Pepper and Loud. I cannot wait for more...
Mike: Last time we met Loud and Pepper they we're escaping from Ms. Dark and her facuty. Now our heroes is headed to 1685 in Salem, Massachusetts, and a new member of the party is about to join them. Yes the more the marrier!
Episode 2- An Unhappy Girl
(Car zaps in the middle of the woods without nobody sees it)
Loud: Wow!!! Cool!!! Do it again!!
Pepper: We will do it again after we get our rest, until then we need a house to stay.
Loud: Lets ask some people in the village.
Pepper: Yeah, we could do that, or we could......
(Pulls out a mysterious ball and BLAM!!!! a ball becomes a house.)
Mike: A ball becomes a house? Is it almost sounds like the Capsule Corp. We going to get sued for this.
Bourgious Buffoon: Uh.. No it's not, we got permission from the Japanise creator of DB and DBZ, so we use the balls.
Mike: But it looks like PokeBalls!
BB: Please Mike, let get finish, shall we?
Mike: (sigh) Okay, but if we get lawsuits, I will point fingers and everybody in this building don't like me pointing fingers.
BB: Whatever.
(Back to the story)
Pepper: Pretty cool, huh?
Loud: Now we're talking.
(they went inside, the next day...)
Pepper: (by Loud's bed) Loud, wake up it's a beautiful day, come on.
Loud: (Groans) Pep, you want me to get up, at 7:00 am?
Pepper: Yes, so hurry up, your breakfast is getting cold.
Loud: (groans) Wake me up in 5 minutes. (plops back in the bed.)
(Pepper's face is steamed up, so she grabs Loud.)
Pepper: UP AND AT 'EM LOUD! (to the bathroom) Brush your teeth come on move it, move it! (to the kitchen)
Hurry! Eat, eat eat!!!! (to the bedroom, quickly put off his pajamas and quickly put on his clothes.)
Pepper: (nicely) There, is it that much better.
Loud: Why are you wake me up at the time like this?
Pepper: To become an adventurer, you need to get up early, and build your strengh.
(To Salem courtyard)
Mike: Meanwhile, in the Salem Courtyard there is an beautiful blond haired girl who is really in danger.
Girl: (tied at the burning post) I was framed, set up, I'm not a witch.
Man 1: You're lying!
Woman: You turned my son into a monkey.
(monkey chattering)
Man 2: Die, you evil fiend!!!
Girl: (crying) Please you got to beleive me!
Mike: (Crying) Please beleive her, she is not an evil person, I could see to her heart that she's a good girl, she's not a witch!
Man 2: (talking to me) Will you shut up, you idiot! She is a witch and we are going to burn her, understand?
Mike: How dare you talk to me like that, you big jerk!
Man 2: What was that?
Mike: Do you got wax in your ears? You heard what I said!
Man 2: All right, YOU ASK FOR IT!
(comes up to my studio and started punching me and I started kicking his tail, until Lydia Karaoke came in.)
Lydia: All right, boys, settle down. Do you two want a time-out?
Both: No, ma'am.
Lydia: Ok then, Mike get back to work, and you sir get back to your place, and remember, this is the children's fan fic.
Both: Yes, ma'am.
Lydia: Good, and remember kids, fighting leads to trouble. Real fighting, not sci-fi fighting. Thank you.
(back to the show)
Preacher: Charity Bazaar, you have been accuse of being a witch, how do you feel?
Charity: Please it was somebody else.
Preacher: Now, God send liars and evil people, like you to hadies. So burn in hadies!
Loud: (rushed by) Wait! I caught the witch!
Preacher: How do you caught the witch, kid?
Pepper: Ok, let's recap, when Mike and the pilgrim man are fighting.
(flashback back to the forest)
Pepper:(VO) We were headed to the village until we have run in to a Wicked Witch.
Cruel Witch: Cruel, Cruel Witch, ok?
Pepper: Alright already, grouchola. So the "Cruel" Witch has stealing our stuff, so Loud said " You ain't going to leave without a fight!" So she has laughed and step up for a chalenge. Loud and the "Cruel Witch" is using martial arts skills to battle and at the end Loud use his powerful Knuchuckes and swing and laid her out. We had pick her up, when we heard a little girl crying all the way here. So we check out what's the matter with her, and now here we are claming the Cruel Witch and Charity Bazaar not guilty with all charges.
(POOF!)
(everybody clamoring)
Preacher: As long she's gone forever, Charity, I'm sorry for a terrible mistake.
Charity: No problem, preacher.
(everybody clapping)
Woman 1: We need to change my son back to normal.
Woman 2: We need our trees to be green again.
Man: We need a happier life.
Charity: Don't worry, I will find happiness to everybody.
(everybody cheering)
Loud to Charity: Charity, you want to join us?
Charity: Sure, and... (kiss Loud) Thanks.
Pepper: Awwwwww...
Mike: Awwwwww....
Loud: Shaddup.
(everybody laughing)
(video game like writing that reads "Charity has joined the party along with the fan fare)
Mike: and so our heroes got a new ally and....(an evil castle mysteriously at an unknown time) hey, what's this?
Mystery Man: You have failed me Cruel Witch.
Cruel Witch: Don't worry, your emperor, I won't fail you again.
Mystery Man: See that you don't. (rises up) Those kids will regret the day they mess with the Darktoon Empire!!!! (eviliy laugher)
Mike: Oh, no an evil force is planning on destroying those kids. Will they ever survive the wrath that the evil forces find out next time on...(shows logo) HISTERIA! WALTZ!!!!!
To be continued...
Red Guy: WAIT!!! It's me Red guy. The fan fic you have to see is really pointless. After all I'm not in this episode at all. But don't worry, you will see enough "Hiney" in this fan fiction. Now TO BE CONTINUED!!!!! HA HA HA!!!
