... can you spell that without any Rs?

Loud: T-H-A-T!!!

R6: "That" will be quite enough! This is a new trailer, and I want NO problems from any H! cast...

Loud: In that case, better not bring Lydia!

R6: Narration, please...

(We see a strange - but familiar - place. Familiar music begins to play, in fact, it's the "Super Mario Bros." music. The underground music, that is...)

Narr: Embarking on a quest to save their ladies...

Aka/Charity: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP!!!!

Narr: And seeking to find a sacred rock...

(We see Lydia Karaoke admiring a strange blue stone in an article in some magazine)

Narr: Four of the most unlikely comrades...

Loud: HEY, LOSER!!! I BET I RESCUE THEM FIRST!!!

B.B: Oh yeah? Well, if you can ever figure out which way is up or down, then I'll give you that chance!

Loud: OH YEAH!?! YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!

B.B: I'll take a piece, and you'll be resting in it!

R6: KNOCK IT OFF!!! Anyone knows that I'd find both the stone, and the girls before you two figured out I was even gone.

(Both B.B: and Loud jump R6 and a fight starts)

Narr: Will face off against a mst powerful villain...

(we see Bowser in his castle, grinning evilly)

Bowser: Once my three comrades take care of those four losers, I'll have no prolems conquering this land. And with one of you two lovelies as my bride (Looks at Charity and Aka, who are chained to a wall) and the other as my slave, I won't need to do a thing other than watch!

Charity: You're mad.

Aka: What the dilly? We never did anything to you!

Bowser: Never said you did. We Koopas are just bad like that.

Narr: And this time, it's "winner takes all"!

B.B: Alright, ya walking hadbag. I will face you, and whoever wins, gets both the girls AND the rock... for keeps.

R6: Really, I don't think calling names is necessary, he can breathe fire, ya know...

Froggo: Well, if he's the fire, then just call us water!

R6: Yeah... we're goin' down the drain...

Narr: Froggo...

Froggo: Supposedly, this guy's been trying to take over some small distant kingdom since 1985. He's said to have made several repeat attempts, including a takeover of a prehistoric land, and has always met defeat at the hands of two Italian brothers.

R6: Were they by chance... plumbers?

Froggo: Yep.

Narr: Loud Kiddington...

Loud: HELLO!!!! ANYONE HERE?! WE'VE COME FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GIANT DIAMOND YOU STOLE!!!

Froggo: Loud, announcing one's arrival into enemy territory is...

B.B: The best way to get caught, tortured and/or killed!

Loud: OOPS!!! SORRY!!!

B.B: Aye, aye, aye...

Narr: Charity Bazaar...

Charity: I'm not happy. Why would some giant reptile kidnap us?

Aka: Beats me. Homey must not have a girlfriend, or something.

Narr: Bourgeois Buffoon...

B.B: Somehow, I doubt we'll ever reach this place. It's not like the game where they could jump higher than normal and shoot fire (R6 makes a leap, and comes down bright orange) Never mind...

Narr: Aka Pella...

Aka: You mean, YOU'RE... But you're only a video game!

Bowser: That's what YOU think! (Breathes fire to light his fireplace, just to prove a point)

Narr: R6...

R6: We are LOST!!! I TOLD you guys not to pick the first pipe you saw!

Loud: Well, at least we got farther ahead.

B.B: Yeah, but by how much? Knowing this Bowser guy, we could have actually gone backwards.

R6: So THAT'S why this place looks so strange... we WERE ahead and ended up BACK WHERE WE STARTED!!! Only hitch is, we never took the warp again, and ended up somewhere else entirely.

Narr: King Bowser Koopa... (Music changes to regular SMB theme)

Bowser: You're out of luck. They just fell for my reversal trap.

Charity: I can only sa that Loud would NEVER give up looking for his friends, even if it took him forever.

Aka: And even IF he tired out, R6 knows how to find us!

Bowser: You'd just better hope he knows how to swim! (We see the gang in a water world, being attacked by various aquatic henchmen of Koopa)

Narr: And three villains who never say "die"...

(We can faintly hear "We're blasting off again!!")

Narr (logo on screen): "Super Histeria! Bros." Coming soon to a board near you... Take the adventure... if you dare... (We see the gang in a dark cavern with but one torch which blows out as he says the last part)

Well, that's your trailer for now... please please please comment... I need it

I can't wait....all those times I lost in Mario thanks to Bowser....would this be a bad time to mention I only won against him once in Super Mario 3?

Can you get me a cameo? (I always want one of those)

BTW, are you still helping out with my "Death Takes A Toll" story or is your part the only part you put in there? (If you answer the second part, I'll try to finished up.)

Hmm... what did ya do, B.B? Let him stomp his way down, five hammers, or the near impossible (Though I've done it - and I'm probably the only one crazy and patient enough to try it) 30 fireballs? I've done all three, though it took forever to get a hammer suit that far.

BTW, You're on this quest for any and all Charity rescuing purposes. I'm working on why Bowser has the diamond...

Bowser: Because I STOLE IT!!! So there!

R6: Oh... fair enough.

....stomp his way down, it was the only method I knew of to defeat him...

And since Charity needs rescuing, I'll go down pipes, stomp on goombas (eew!), and any other Mario-esque things to save the blond beauty! Those plumbers should have competition soon; since I think I'll get pretty darn good at doing all those things I mentioned!