(R6 decided to have a CLOSED screening by the cast and writers, allowing more time for him to think up new ways for Monica and Puff Daddy to destroy each other. In otherwords, we just open up the fic... We see Charity, Aka, and Miss Information all sleeping in her crystal palace. A mysterious shadow creeps by. We then see R6 and B.B talking in the studio hall (Somehow, the producers gave them their own deluxe suites in the H! studio). The shadow moves by again. We see Froggo walking along... more of the shadow. Finally, it stops by B.B... We hear a roar, and B.B screams)
Loud (Revealing himself): HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! BOY, YOU SHOULDA SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE, B.B!
B.B: LOUD KIDDINGTON, IF YOU EVER... and the "B" means EVER do that again, I shall personally rip out your vocal cords and use them for a ball of string!
Loud: SEESH WHAT A GROUCH!!!
R6: Loud, assuming you've got some reason for doing that, what's the news?
Loud: About half an hour long.
(Rimshot from Toast)
R6: I know THAT! I mean, what do YOU want?
Loud: Charity's hand in marriage.
B.B: You're too young
R6 ( ): I'd say strike two. One more chance to tell me what that was for...
Loud: I just love seeing the look on B.B's face when he's scared!
R6: Oh. Fair enough.
B.B: HEY!
R6: Kidding. Loud, don't go on about that. B.B just might decide to stomp you when JusSonic's not around.
B.B: Ooooh! Sounds good to me!
Loud: You and what army?
B.B: Well, for starters (Turns around to see JusSonic behind him) Oh... hello...
JS: It sure is, and if you keep pestering Loud, you'll end up there...
R6: That's MY joke...
JS: Sorry. Forgot.
R6: Never mind 'bout it. I'm off to bed.
B.B: Me too. Which way is Charity's room?
JS/Loud/R6: KNOCK IT OFF!!!
B.B: And he sez I'M a grouch?
(Meanwhile, we see another, much larger shadow move in towards the crystal palace. As it gets closer to the door, ominous music starts playing. The figure enters the door, and we see from its perspective. It looks left, right, and straight before walking into the fountain, where it finds Charity and Aka asleep. Fade to black.)
(Fade back in, it is morning. We see Loud asleep with a note on his stomach. Loud stirs, and the note flies up and lands on his face. This wakes him up. Loud reads the note, and after a few seconds, we QC to the conference room, where Bill, Caesar, Sammy, and Father Time stand. An ear-piercing scream is heard, and we pan out to reveal first the studio, then Burbank, then the state of California, then the United States, then all planet earth hearing this. QC to Loud's room, he rushes about in a panic before deciding to rush about outside. He runs smack dead into Froggo, who falls backward into B.B)
Loud: HELP!!! HELP!!! THEY GOT HER!!! THEY GOT HER!!!
Froggo (Dazed): Who got... who?
B.B: If this is another trick of yours, we're not buying it!
Loud: Here, read THIS! (Shoves note under Froggo's nose)
Froggo (Reding letter): Whoever you are, I got her! Now I don't have much use for someone so young, other than a few hungry plants in the castle. If you want her back, bring about fifty thousand gold coins to my castle. On the back is a map.
Yours Untruly,
King B.K.
P.S. Whoever this other girl is, if she asks me "What's the dilly-yo ONE more time, I will shut her big mouth permanently!
Froggo stops reading and stares blankly for a minute. Then, he has much the same reaction as Loud did.
Froggo: NO!!! THEY GOT AKA!!! JUST WHO IS THIS FIEND!!! MY POOR LITTLE AKA!! SOMEONE HEEEEEEEEEEELLLPP!!!!!
B.B: Hey, I-I was asleep most of the night. I just woke up, so how could I have time to steal Charity? Plus, why would I bother stealing Aka Pella? You KNOW Froggo would get his buddy after me for it!
Loud: True. And NOBODY wants that!
Froggo: But then... who could have them? Oh, my poor sweet Aka... (Begins to cry) I-I can't even help her...
B.B: Hey, lighten up, bud. We'll find her.
Loud: This is probably one more of Chit Chatterson's marketing scams. Come on, I know where to find him.
(But at that moment, a drenched Chit emerges from the left)
Froggo: There he is!
Loud/B.B: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO CHARITY?! (Both grab him by the collar)
Chit: Whoa, there boys! Easy on the suit, it's rented! I don't even know what you're talking about! What happened to Charity?
Loud: THIS! (Shows Chit the note, he reads it)
Chit: Wasn't me.
Froggo: How should WE know!
Chit: Because, before R6 went to bed last night, he found all the ads and letters for a marketing partnership I'd left him. Having been too tired to beat me up, I guess, he just flushed me down the toilet. I just got back out from the city sewer.
B.B: And it shows! (Sniffs, then coughs) Smells, too!
Chit: Very funny.
B.B: Naturally. I didn't get flushed.
Chit: Well, hope you find Charity. I've gotta take a shower.
Loud: YOU SURE DO!!!
Froggo (As Chit leaves): Hmm... What's the last place Charity and Aka went to last night?
Loud: Beats me.
B.B: Miss Info's place! They were having a sleepover, and talking about who they loved, and how much they wanted to capture the man of their dreams, and... (Sees Froggo and Loud staring with arched eyebrows) Eh heh... Er, I-I-I mean, that's where they were, yep, that's it!
Loud: Riiiiiiight...
B.B: Hey, after about 9:30, R6 dragged me away from the door, and I couldn't eavesdrop anym- oops...
Loud: Well, sick as it is, it's a start. Let's ask Miss Info if she's seen them.
(QC to Miss Info's palace, she is draped in a silk robe that's almost transparent. Loud is blindfolded to aviod straying from his love for Charity)
Miss Info: Nope, sorry. Haven't seen 'em since last night. We were thelling scary stories, then we kinda got tired. I decided we'd best get some shut-eye, and when I woke up, they were gone.
B.B: Oh, he's just... (Spots Froggo's angry stare) sad that she's gone. Whoever took off with them left this note, and it seems they've got Aka as well.
Miss Info: Well, I gotta bathe before it gets too late in the morning, but I'll try to help once I'm dressed.
(B.B: simply stands there gaping)
Miss Info: Something wrong, Bourgeois?
B.B: You're just TOO BEAUTIFUL!!!
(Froggo has to drag B.B and Loud away)
Froggo: Alright, come on, let's go... wouldn't want Charity getting jealous, now would we?...
(Froggo tosses B.B out, and leads the blindfolded Loud out the door. Outside, Loud removes the blindfold, and the gang has a little talk)
Loud: MAN!!! MISS INFO'S SO HOT!!!
B.B: I agree.
Loud: HEY!!! WE ACTUALLY CAN AGREE ON SOMETHING!!!
B.B: Oh joy...
Froggo: I don't know how long Miss Info takes to get ready, so we could be waiting for about an hour or so. Come on. I think I know just who to ask for help.
B.B: R6?
Froggo: Bingo.
(The three head off to find R6, who happens to be in his suite. Lydia's on his bed, also in a silk robe, though a green one. She's looking through a magazine, and points to a particular stone. We focus in on a diamond shaped something like R6)
Lydia: That's the one!
R6: Wow... you sure have excellent taste in rocks.
Lydia: Well, they do say diamonds are a girl's best friend...
R6: They're a guy's best friend if he's the one to give it to her.
Lydia: Exactly!
R6: WHAT?! Oh no, you're not thinking...
Lydia: Please?
R6: No.
Lydia: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE????!!!!
R6: Oh alright! Sheesh, the things I do for some peace and quiet around here? (A hand taps his shoulder) WHAT?! (Turns around to see Pule Houser holding something behind his back)
Pule: R6, what's THIS? (holds out the object... a thong with "LK" embroidered into it) I found it in your room.
R6: Eh heh... (Grabs it) I'll tell you when you're old enough (To self) say in about ten years... (To Pule) Listen up. I'm going out for a while. DON'T go about finding any more of those... I'll be back. (Takes magazine as he leaves.) Bye, Lydia (They kiss)
(Outside, R6 ends up having Loud crash right into him)
R6 (Dazed): Oooh, I'm not happy... (Loud starts to cry, R6 comes to) Wha-what?! What I do?
Loud: She always used to say that...
R6: Who, Charity. Go visit her if ya miss her so much...
Froggo: You don't understand. Someone's kidnapped her. Aka, too. They left this note. (Shows it to R6) And there's some map on the back.
(R6 studies the map, then looks over and compares it to a map next to the page with the diamond on it. He looks back and forth a few times, and as we can see, the maps are identical)
R6: Hmm... Interesting. This map leads right to the same place as this diamond Lydia wants... nice try, Loud.
Loud: I'm (sob) not kiddington.
R6: Guess not. You haven't used THAT terrible pun in ages.
(Rimshot from Toast.)
Loud: Read the letter. (R6 does so)
R6: Alright, B.B, what did JusSonic and I tell you about...
B.B: I didn't do it! Remember YOU had to drag me away from them...
R6: Oh yeah... "King B.K.", eh? I've got a stragne feeling about this... come on guys. We're off on an adventure.
Loud: Where to?
R6: From what this map says, the center of Miss Info's fountain for starters. That's where we'll find this... big green pipe? Hmmm...
Froggo: But Miss Info's bathing now.
R6: So much the better.
Lydia (VO): I HEARD THAT!!!
R6: Eep! Well, I guess we can wait for her to finish.
(QC to later, it's about 9:30 AM. Miss Info leaves the room, and the guys nter, unseen by her. R6 leads them to the fountain, and stops.)
R6: What is this? I don't remember a palace in this studio.
Loud: You would if you'd been here long enough.
R6: Uh...
Froggo: We'll tell ya later on.
B.B: (OS): Hey, look at THIS!!! (They all run over, B.B has found a huge green pipe under one of the fountain' sculptures, but not the central one.)
R6 (Reading map): Map not drawn to any known scale. Copyright 2001, the Apook corp...
Loud: Well, here I go! (Leaps in) GERONIMO!!!!
B.B/Froggo (Leaping in): SITTING BULL!!!
R6: (Also leaping in): I'm goin' down the draaaaaaaaaaaain!!!!
To be continued...
Please reply. I know that you can. Please do reply, respond so far... There's more to come...
Let's hope the phrase more to come soon aplies to this story, though this part is just the prologue. Oh, and from the looks of it, Lydia's fighting sprit against you is all but gone, good work, my friend. Oh, and I find it quite gusty you had Loud say that little comment about Miss Info after he left. Perhaps someone should make a fanfic about Loud's feelings for her except for the fact that a plotline like that would be pretty off color for this Board most likely. But it would likely bring up the old Miss Info/Charity comparision which could certainly be used as a key plotpoint. Hmm, B.B, have you found a backup for Charity if the unfortunate should happen? Of course you could answer that better if you actually wrote this.
... Lydia was soooooooooo good... (Has a dazed look on his face)
But anyways, I wouldn't count out her random attacks just yet. It's almost clear as glass she wants to marry me, and I just may write up the wedding sometime....
BTW, B.B, I was hoping you'dbe doing another SC. Topic: Explain THIS!!! (i.e. Charity kissing you, me, and JusSonic; Lydia's thong in my room; Loud's feelings towards Miss Info; Miss Info and Smarty's little fountain fling...) Of course, I now what you'd said about SCs, and I'd do it myself, but I've already got a few fish on the line... speaking of which, expect to see more of "Death Takes a Toll" and more of this story... tomorrow.
....expect a part for Evil H! and the SC (WHICH I have a BIG plot point for...). I'm a busy guy, ya know, what with school coming up and making promises for fics....
... after falling for about half an hour, the group seem to realize they may be in trouble.
R6: We've been falling for thirty minutes now.
Froggo: That can't be a good sign.
Loud: It's not the fall that kills you...
BB: It's the landing!
R6: Chill out. If this guy wants the fifty thou he asked for, he won't let us die.
(At that point the land in a patch of grass, not hurt at all. In fact, the pipe they exited through was horizontal.)
Loud: Guess R6 was right.
BB: Now to break this kidnapper's neck! Just lemme at 'im, I'll moider tha bum!
(BB charges ahead, but gets nowhere... because R6 has him by the collar.)
R6: Not a good idea, my friend. Whoever this is, I'm almost sure I know who we're dealing with.
Froggo (OS): HEY!!! check this out! (Group runs over to Froggo, standing by a sign) This says to beware the black magic of the king. The spell can and will transform you, and you may never recover. Only a pair of brothers have been able to resist this. They were the heroes of legend who lowered his Highness a notch or two.
R6: By any chance, were they...
BB: Plumbers?
Froggo: Sure were.
BB/R6: A-HA!!!
BB: I thought as much!
R6: Me too! It's Bowser, King of the Koopas!
BB: That must mean the two "heroes of legend"...
R6: Are a couple pasta-poundin' plumbers from that borough of Brooklyn!
Loud: YOU MEAN THE MARIO BROTHERS?!
Froggo: I thought they were just a video game.
R6: Nah, that's just what THEY want you to think.
Loud: Who?
BB: The future owners of the WB.
(Rimshot from Toast)
R6: Well, we better get moving... Uh, where are we anyhow?
BB: Looks like 1-1 on the third game to me... nah, it's 1-5.
R6: How do ya know?
Loud: Maybe those crawling football helmets are a clue. (Points down a slope)
R6: Buzzy Beetles! Let's scramble!
BB: You're running from a bunch of pathetic bugs?
R6: I don't know if WE can do what Mario and Luigi did, so let's not experiment now.
(All run away from the four Beetles, somehow managing to escape without a scratch. BB spots a block high above, with a question mark on it.)
Froggo: Try hitting that block, R6!
BB: Froggo. This isn't like the game, where you can jump higher than normal, toss fireballs, and use stars for protection.
(R6 leaps up, and comes down all bright orange, save for his skin. He pitches a ball of orange flame at a pipe.)
BB: Never mind... Okay, if HE can go fiery, I'm going for a flight. (Leaps up, and finds a block nearby. A brown leaf floats out of it, and he grabs it. next thing we know, BB's got a raccoon's tail and ears) Too cool, huh?
Loud: Kinda weird if ya ask me.
Froggo: You're not gonna put me in a frog outfit, are you?
R6: Chill out. Just hang on to it until we need it. Put it in yer pocket or something.
Loud: WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!
R6: You've got enough mouth that you shouldn't need a power-up.
Loud: Very funny!!
BB: I agree.
Loud: Everyone's a wiseguy!
R6: Here. (ands him a brown suit, complete with raccoon tail and ears.) Just leave it alone until we get to someplace cold, which I know we will.
Loud: R6!!! BEHIND YOU!!!
(R6 turns around and stomps on the Buzzy Beetle behind him. He soon regrets it)
R6: I think that was the pack leader... We're in for a fight now.
Loud: Just flame them!
R6: You claim to have played the games before, how can you even suggest that?
Loud: Is this the one with the giant radishes?
R6: Grrrrg! He only played the second one. Okay, the deal is, NO, and these things are immune to fire for some reason. (Takes a look) Ah, no wonder... they've got stone shells. Clever, very clever.
Loud: Then how to beat them? That jump didn't seem to kill it!
R6: BB, spin your tail!
(BB spins around and around, smacking all the beetles and flipping them over. R6 kicks the leader's shell into the remaining shells, somehow killing them off.)
BB: Domino effect.
R6: That answer yer question?
Loud: I guess so.
Froggo: Well, I'm ready for action! But I want a Fire Flower!
(R6 jumps up, lands with another flower, and throws it to Froggo)
R6: Just don't use it on us, okay?
Froggo: Sure, ruin my plans...
R6: Uh...
Froggo: Just kidding. Let' go kick some Koopa!
Voice: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!
All: Wha?
Voice: You know the routine, prepare for trouble!
Voice 2: We're gonna be mean, and make it double!
Loud: YOU!!!!
Froggo: You two drove us out of show business!!!
(We all know it's Team Rocket, why hide it anymore?)
James: Oooh!!! the Histeria gang! At long last we meet.
Meowth: Youse kids better get lost, we're here to pound a couple plumbers into next week. Or at leats until tomorrow's show!
Froggo: Take THIS!!! (Sends a HUGE ball of flame straight for them, and after it passes, we see TR blackened and smoking.)
James: Talk about getting burned by the competition!
Meowth: I guess we're gettin' flamed for runnin' them off da air.
BB: Bye bye!! (smacks them with his tail, sending them flying away)
Jessie: That little runt! How dare he flip us off!
Meowth: Instead of gettin' our tails kicked, we got kicked b a tail! That was over easy!
James: For them, yes.
All: WE'RE BALSTING OFF AGAIN!!!!
(Back down below, the gang seem to be happy about that little victory.)
BB: Still think my tail's weird, Loud?
Loud: Yes.
BB: D'oh!
R6: No, he's not here.
BB: I didn't mean him.
Froggo: Wrong show, wrong network.
(Rimshot from Pule)
R6: Let's get moving. (Pan out to reveal them on a screen) We've gotta find Charity, Aka, and the diamond.
(We see King Bowser watching this)
Bowser: I KNEW I should never have hired them! They failed right from the start... Then again, I was expecting Mario and Luigi, not four kids. And as for the princess... (Pan over to Charity and Aka in a cell) It's not Toadstool, but she oughta be worth at least forty thousand!
Charity: Let us go, you nasty repulsive reptile!
Bowser: Flattery will getcha nowhere! You're MINE!!
Aka: What's wrong with YOU? Must be hard for ugly lizards like you to get a date, huh?
Bowser: Why you little!!! Eh, never you mind. With you and your friend locked away, those four idiots will surely try to find the Marios... and when they do, I can get rid of them all!!! Unless of course, they pay me. Then, I'll just give you back. After all, you're not the girl I wanted to kidnap, but I'm not one to miss out on making a profit.
Aka: Or gettin' yer butt kicked.
Bowser: By THEM?! (Gestures to the screen) HAH!! That'll be the day!
Aka: Pick one, you've got a choice of seven whole days.
Charity: I though you didn't listen to Toni Braxton.
Aka: Changed my mind.
Charity: Since when?
Aka: Since Froggo fell for me.
Bowser: Quiet, you!
Charity: You won't get away with this, Koopa!
Bowser: How many times have I heard THAT before?!
Aka: Wasn't it always true?
Bowser: SILENCE!!! (To self) I sure hope they get here soon and bring the money. Then I can avoid hearing these two keep yappin' while I battle.
That's all for now, but fear not... there's more to come...
R6: Relax, you won't need the frog outfit yet. But we'd best keep the firepower on.
Loud: Don't you know water extinguishes fire?
BB: It won't do that here, Load.
Loud: THAT'S LOUD!!!
R6: No, THAT'S loud!
(Rimshot from Father Time)
(After the rimshot, we see the image of all of them on a screen as King Bowser Koopa continues to watch.)
Bowser: WHAT?! They've made it to the pipe to the Island Worlds? Impossible!
Charity: Loud and BB don't know the meaning of the word, 'impossible', where it concerns me!
Aka: And my Froggy's NEVER gonna give up lookin for HIS baby girl!
Bowser: Please. Even the Mario Brothers hate the islands!
Charity: They'll never give up. I know how much Loud and BB love me, and they'd search day and night until they finally expired to save me!
Aka: And even if one of them tired out, R6 knows the fastest way here!
Bowser: I just hope he knows how to swim!
Aka/Charity: SWIM?!
Bowser: That's right, swim... amid my endless aquatic armies of about seventeen Bloopers, eight Lava plants, and oh say, two or three dozen Cheep-Cheeps.
(At this point, a blip comes on the screen, and we see all of the minions Bowser mentioned in pain)
Blooper: King Bowser, sir! We couldn't stop them! That tall one is fast and tough, and he's got fireballs!
Bowser: WHAT?! I thought he'd be rid of that by now in favor of some undersea gear!
Cheep: Well, even if HE was, the short one with the strange voice has another round of fire to go.
Bowser: Curse them! CURSE THEM ALL!!! (Roaring yell causes bricks to fall down, one landing on Bowser's head) Ouch! Well, it matters not. Once my secret water defense is deployed, they can kiss this adventure goodbye!
Blooper: Yes, SIR!!!
(At this point, the screen cuts back to the deep blue sea. QC back to the main focus, our heroes are boldly swimming along, when a distant roar is heard)
Loud: Wh-what was that?
BB: Now what?
Froggo: Shouldn't we have gone up for air by now?
BB: Yes, but in this place, you can swim as deep as you want, and breathing will be of no concern, so let's not draw attention to it!
(Roar is heard again)
BB: What was that sound?
Loud: Probably just R6's stomach.
R6: Nah, I just ate one of the fish I fried!
Loud: Froggo...
Froggo: Wasn't me.
(Roar is heard again)
R6: I gotta baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad feeling about this...
BB: What could that be?
Loud: I don't have a clue?
(BB prepares to zing Loud for that one, but shakes his head)
BB (To self): Nah, it would be too easy.
Froggo: Guys, I don't think we're alone here...
R6: I know whatcha mean, Frogman. Seems kinda like that roar is getting... (Hears it again) closer... <GULP>
(R6 does the bold thing of turning around, only to come face-to-face with a HUGE red fish.)
R6: Oh, it's just Boss Bass.
BB: Oh..
BB/R6: BOSS BASS?!?!?!
Froggo: Wha?
Loud: Who's that?
R6: A giant, extremely... Here, this will tell you all you want to know! (Hands something looking like a laser pen to Loud) It's an identifier for anything we see out here! Just point and click
(Loud does so)
ID: Welcome to Identicon systems. This tool will guide you through-
Loud: Can the pleasantries and do get to business!
ID: Boss Bass. This massive fish can and will swallow you whole if you allow it. It's best to stay out of his water, as he's quite the fast swimmer. Dive with caution if necessary.
Loud: THAT'S NOT GOOD!!!
(The shockwaves paralyze Boss Bass for a bit, but he steadies himself and gives chase to the guys. QC to Bowser's place)
Bowser: Ha HA!!! Chow down, my little chomper!
Charity: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Swim away, Loud! Don't let him getcha, BB!!
Aka: Make like your name, and SWIM yer little hiney outta there!
Froggo (Actually not hearing her): Not now!!
Aka: Huh?
Charity: I doubt he heard you.
(QC back to the chase, we see that they've hit a dead end)
R6: I never thought that I'd go this way... so young, so innocent... so much more I could have done with Lydia...
BB: So what?!
Loud (As Boss Bass approaches): See it, see it, see it. And SORRY I EVER SAW IT!!!
Froggo: I'll never get to tell Aka how much I love her...
BB: Froggo, you already did, remember?
Froggo: Yeah, but I meant today.
Loud: I'll never kiss Charity again...
BB: Live or die, that wouldn't change.
Loud: ... Never whack BB with a brick...
BB: RRRRRRR...
R6: Never get to see if Kellner gets fired... fire... THAT'S IT!!! FIRE!!! NOW!!!
Froggo: I'd almost forgot!
Froggo/R6: Power up!
(The duo unleash a fireball twice the size of Boss Bass, which heads straight for him. Boss Bass takes a direct hit, and floats downward, belly up. Upon hitting the sea floor, his charred black figure becomes a pile of ashes and two confused blinking eyes.)
R6: YES!!!!
BB: It forgot he hates fire! Too bad we're underwater, or my tail would probably have worked!
Loud: I wonder why he didn't dodge it.
Froggo: Your yell must have paralyzed him again.
R6: Well, who cares, this threat's over!
(A cannon blasts behind them, and a long, black, Torpedo Ted takes them for a ride... right into another pipe)
R6: Unfortunately, THIS one just started!!
(QC to Bowser's place, he looks steamed)
Bowser: BLAST THEM!!! My precious Boss Bass! Reduced to comic ashes! Ah well, it doesn't matter!
Aka: Admitting defeat, suitcase skin?
Bowser: Nooooo. That pipe they went through leads to the worst possible place for any of them.
(QC to an upside-down pipe, we see the gang fall out... and keep falling, as they're apparently in the middle of the sky)
All: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
R6: Wait... What are YOU worried about, BB? You can fly!
BB: Oh yeah. (Takes off, but makes a sweep for everyone, and carries them to a cloud solid enough to stand on.)
R6: Thanks for the lift.
(R6 looks ahead, only to spot Team Rocket again)
R6: Oh no...
(TR spots them, and suddelny gets up to their feet)
Jessie: You know the old saying, "The Sky's the Limit"!
James: Well, this is the Sky World...
Meowth: And it's the limit for youse kids! Fire the net!
(James pulls out a massive bazooka and fires a net missile... R6 blasts it away with a fireball.)
Jessie: Drat! The tall, cute one is quick!
James: Well, if you're too quick, you'll soon hit the proverbial wall.
Meowth: I just wanna get this over with quick, so we's can get outta this place. I feel like I'm goin down the drain right about now.
R6: No drain, but you are going down! (Points to the empty void below them... apparently, the bazooka's recoil blasted them off the cloud.)
(After dusting off Team Rocket, the fearless four head for what could be potentially more danger. As is, BB and Loud are the only two who can fly, so Loud must carry Froggo, and BB carries R6... which is quite a heavy load a six thousand feet.)
BB: MAN!!! R6, are you sure it's not YOU who eats too many pecan custards?
R6: Don't get carried away.
Loud: How could he? You're the one being carried!
R6: No, I meant not to get swept away by that TORNADO!!!
Loud: Tornado? Where?
(A tornado... albiet with a grinning face sweeps the team away, twirling them about. Unfortunately, its gray winds make it impossible to see where they're headed. After about fifteen seconds, everything just blacks out.)
(As light begins to register, so does the temperature... Wherever the gang are, they're burnin' up! As R6 opens his eyes, he sees nothing but miles and miles of endless desert)
R6: That... tornado... Huh? Where? How did we... Oh yeah, now I remember... Those desert whirlwinds pick up enough speed to hit the sky at times, but when the crosswinds up there hit home, they shrink back down and retreat.
BB: Uhhhhh... HOW do those Mario brothers do it? I feel like I'm bruised everywhere...
Loud: NO idea! But at least we're on the ground now.
Froggo: Ooh, my head. How did we survive that?
R6: No time to get into that. If we're in the desert, we're close to our destination. Hurry, there's no time to lose!
BB: No time to gain, either. Look over there! (Points in the direction of an inviting oasis.)
R6: Oh, COME ON! You can't seriously expect me to... think of poor Charity and Aka, probably being tortured in Bowser's castle!
Froggo: They can wait just a little bit, can't they?
R6: GAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! Oh well, all work, no play makes R6 a cranky traveler!
(Froggo pops on his Frog suit, and takes a dive... little does he know that another traveling team has crashlanded here)
Froggo: Ah, this is the life! Sun, sand, a submarine. A SUBMARINE!?!
R6: What the...
BB: How could a submarine end up in a desert oasis?!
(Just then, two by now all-oo-familiar figures apear)
Jessie: Prepare for trouble, that's our basis!
James: I've no idea how we found this oasis!
Jessie: To protect the world fom... ah, forget it, let's go!
James: What?
Jessie: Why bother attacking them, when WE need a little break ourselves? Besides, I've been dying to try on this new swimsuit!
James: Ironic, because I've been dying to see you in it.
Jessie: Oh, behave yourself!
James: Why?
(As always, Team Rocket changes their clothes in the blink of an eye. And with Loud and BB seeing Jessie in something that... leaves little to the imagination, well...)
R6: Oh, it's always like this... whenever one of them sees such a stunning lady as yourself, they need to remind themselves that they already have a girl in mind, lest they give in to... whatever goes through their minds...
R6: Uh, yeah! But that's nothing compared to what HE thinks (Points to James)
James: Uh, well... I, uh...
(Jessie pulls James under the water... moments later, they come back up, though a bit out of breath)
Jessie: Ah, so THAT'S what it feels like...
James: Kinda hard to hold your breath for two purposes at once, though.
Jessie: Tell ya what... since you're not as bad as we thought, and we're getting sick of Bowser's crap, we'll tell you a little secret.
James: There's an outtake pipe somewhere in this oasis that leads right to Bowser's submarine bay... within the walls of his castle.
(Meowth lands from above)
Meowth: But just outside the bay, he's got some of his best guards posted. It'll be no easy task gettin' past them, that's for sure! But if you've got firepower, no big deal!
Froggo: Thanks guys! I guess you're not so bad after all!
Jessie: Hey, we may be villains, but we're not evil.
James: Our boss, on the other hand...
R6: Fuggedaboutit! We'll seeya around!
(R6 and Froggo drag Loud and BB into the water, and swim about. Eventually, Froggo spots a pipe with a strong current blowing from it. However, he's got enough power to sim on in, carrying BB behind him. Loud uses his statue power to beat the current into the pipe... could this be the final fight?)
(Back above, Jessie and James take another dive... moments later, we see her bikini top come flying out of the water...)
You are most definatly your old self again, my friend
November 8 2001, 8:19 PM
Just fair warning, the more times Loud and B.B act up like that, the more likely chance there is that future villains will take advantage of it, although they're not even close to the Warners in weakness, at least they have a loved one to think about.
So at long last, it appears that Charity and Aka will get out of their jail cell soon, but that there is one more thing you need to apologize for my friend, and that might be harder than the other ones.
Much-awaited, long requested, here it is... the final chapter to this story...
THE END!!!
Copyright R6, 2002.
Wait. WAIT!!! I can't just do that! I can't have such a cliffhanger resolved by simply using the almighty magic of fanfiction and plot holes to end this. Not after you've all waited so long. So, with further ado, here's the last action-packed installment in this crossover adventure. It's just the way Bowser would want it.
Our four heroes travel through the deep pipe beneah the oasis. It seems to be a long, winding trip, and BB gets a little banged on the way... lucky thing his tail absorbs most of the impact. Finally, after about two minutes, the emerge in a light blue, wtaer-filled room. This room has a massive hole, which has a strong pull to it, and a smaller hole which seems to be of little use at the time.
BB: We made it! Bowser Koopa's submarine bay! We're on the home stretch!
R6: It ain't over till the fat lady sings.
BB: World's Oldest can sing?
(Rimshot from Toast)
Loud: Lucky sound produced under the water can't carry to the surface.
Froggo: Or we'd be having a Bourgeois Barbecue when we get home!
BB: Why does everyone pick on me? Why?
R6: Maybe it's the Charity chase. Or the fact that you do most of the writing for her, the glasses, the SC hosting, the-
BB: I get the idea, dark one.
(The gang swims to the side of the bay, and surfaces. Looking around, they see no guards posted, or enemy traps)
R6: Well, so much for the welcome wagon. Nothing but water, water, everywhere.
Loud: Let me take a drink!
BB: NO!!! This thing holds Bowser's submarines! It may be contaminated, or poisonous to the internal systems!
Voice: Not quite correct, it's perfectly safe! But YOU aren't!
(two massive figures drop from above, and land on the floor with an earth-shaking slam. Both are armored, green turtles, standing on two legs as opposed to four)
BB: The Sledge Brothers? THIS is Koopa's best defense?
R6: Nice of you to drop in.
Loud: HEY! I CAN'T MOVE!!!
Froggo: Hmm... earthquake tremor jumps. Amplified by height. Very clever.
Sledge Bro: Shall we take them prisoner?
BB (who has taken to the sky): First you gotta catch me!
Sledge Bro: Why you! come back here!
(BB flies high and far away. The Sledge Brothers try pelting him with hammers, but he flies higher than their throwing range. Meanwhile, R6 sneaks up behind them, and blasts each one with a fireball. The fire melts their armor and their hammers)
Sledge Bro: My hammers! I'm all out! What is going on?
Froggo: We're leaving, that's what.
Sledge Bro: NOT SO FAST!!!
(The brothers jump, but are smacked by BB's tail as he flies past. This causes them to lose their orientation, and they fall into the bay. The pull from the large hole drags them out, and they end up being launched out of a pipe into the air... outside of the fortress)
Sledge Bro: Looks like the Sledge Brothers got blasted off again!!!
(Back in the bay...)
R6: That was suspicously too easy... I wonder what makes Koopa think we'd fall prey to such easy foes?
BB: Bowser Koopa is all brawn, no brains, and bad breath!
(Koopa has heard this all, watching it on a monitor)
Bowser: HEY!
Aka: Based!
Charity: That was cold, Bourgeois.
(Back to the good guys)
R6 (Looking into the water): Hmm. The water sparlkes like... Lydia's eyes... How I wish she was here.
BB: Gag! I think I'm gonna be sick!
R6: Oh, like you never look at the moonlight reflecting off the river and think of Charity!
Loud: HEY, I'M CHARITY'S BOYFRIEND, YOU TWISTED FREAK!!!
BB: I'll twist YOU if you yell in my ear once more!
Froggo: Oh boy...
R6: "Big Game 2: Loud vs. BB", anyone? Hey! This is Bowser's sub bay, why is the water glimmering anyways?
Froggo: You got me.
R6: Could it be? Froggo, check down at that gleaming shine.
Froggo: "Froggo, do this, Froggo do that!" Bossy, bossy, bossy! (Froggo dives in, swims past the glitter, and brings himself - and the shining object - back to surface) Hey, it's a diamond! And a big one at that!
BB: Not to mention, it's shaped like... R6...
R6: YES!!! WOOHOOO!!! ALRIGHT!! I GOT THE STONE!!!!
Loud: MY EARS!!!!
BB: Serves you right.
Loud: Oh, SHUT UP!!!
R6: This is the diamond Lydia wanted! And that piece on top is the crown! I'm... speechless.
BB: A fortunate thing, especially if Thomas Jefferson's nearby.
Froggo: I just wanna go save Aka and Charity, speech or not.
(As if on cue, TJ appears, holding a LONG scroll of paper)
Loud: LOOK OUT EVERYONE!!! HE'S GONNA MAKE A SPEECH!!!
(The gang runs away into a cavern, while TJ smiles. TJ then takes his disguise off - it's one of Bowser's Fire Brothers)
Fire Bro: I just chased them into Koopa's quarters... Oooh, I'm gonna get it!
(Meanwhile, the gang has stopped, and all are panting, not noticing where they are until they hear two voices)
Charity: Loud! BB! R6!
Aka: Froggy! You came to save us! I knew you run your cute little tail back here... niiiiice outfit!
Froggo: Aka, not you too! This is...
Aka: A green, tight-fitting aquatic outfit... kinda cute, especially since a Froggo's butt is water-tight.
Froggo: Aka, not now.
Loud/BB: Oooooooooh.... PG-13!
R6: Uh, yeah. Look, let's just get the girls and get outta here before-
Bowser: I fry you all! Aha ha ha ha! I knew you'd come, but I never expected you to get this far! How nice of you to come all this way to meet your destiny!
(Bowser stomps his foot, sending all four into the air. But the flying BB and Loud catch Froggo and R6. R6 shoots fireballs at Bowser, but it doesn't do much)
Bowser: Ouch! That hurt! Lucky taking so many lava baths has increased my resistance to fire! Take THIS!!
(Bowser blows fire at the airborne quartet, but Bourgeois takes out a tuba, and absorbs the flames. He then blows it back in Bowser's direction, but doesn't connect)
Bowser: Ha! You missed!
BB: Guess again.
(Bowser looks behind him to see that his two captives are no longer there, having been freed from their chains by the fiery blast)
Bowser: WHAT?!
(Charity and Aka run to their friends, but Bowser stops them by butt-slamming the ground, which stuns them)
Bowser: Not so fast!
Loud/BB: Hey!
(Loud and BB let R6 and Froggo down, then begin flying around Bowser's head, making him a bit dizzy)
Bowser: Hey, stop that! Get away, you flying goody two-shoes!
(Somehow, Bowser manages to smack them away, but they don't lose any power. However, they're stunned by the impact of landing on top of R6 and Froggo)
Bowser: Now, to finish you idiots off!
(Bowser blows fire at the stunned trio at maximum blast power. All seems lost. Will this be their final fic?)
Jessie's voice: Wobbuffet, Counter it!
Wobbuffet: Wobb!
(The little blue... thing glows and Bowser's fire goes recoiling at double its original power... right into Bowser himself!)
Bowser: YEOUCH!!! Traitors! I'll have your hides!
James: Kids, get out of here! Weezing, Smog now!
(Both the adventurers and the gaseous Pokemon comply with James' order. James then recalls Weezing and grabs his partners and flees the building. Bowser, still inside, mistakenly smacks his computer console and, unable to see, he blows fire on it. This not only melts the system, but ignites the smog. Bowser's castle is now engulfed in flames. To make matters worse, R6 kicked a Bob-Omb in the confusion, and it was pretty mad. Bowser only has time to see the Bob-Omb stop moving before it explodes, crumbling his castle, and launching him into the sky)
Bowser: Looks like King Koopa's blasting off again... for the very first time!
(Outside the former castle...)
R6: Thanks guys!
Loud: Guess you're not so bad, after all!
Jessie: We know! well, James and I have a mission to complete, so we'll be off now. Bye!
James: Seeya!
Meowth: Don't forget how ta write!
(as the two groups part ways, the sun sets slowly in the western sky, a grand dventure having come to a close)
R6: Uh, just which world were we on when we got here?
(everyone else does that anime faint)
Epilogue:
Charity and Loud were quite happy to be in eachother's company... although, a certain fic writer seemed to be getting the better flirts in, making both H! cast members red in the face, but for two different reasons...
Charity: Are all Delaware guys this charming?
Loud: Good Lord, I hope not!
Aka and Froggo continued their dreams together, hers of a music career, and whatever his was, it involved many random items...
Froggo: Pardon me. Have you a microphone and any Grey Poupon?
R6 and Lydia... well, she saw the diamond he recovered, and she mounted it in a glass case... that night, Loud Kiddington snuck in to recover his red thong. While there, he heard many noises, most of them coming from Lydia Karaoke... painful but pleasured sounds...
Loud: She must still be happy over the diamond.
And for Team Rocket, they continued the mission as planned... we see them by the oasis at midday. Meowth is cooking something. As foe the two human members, they're taking a dip... mind you, none of either member's uniforms OR swimsuits are touching their skin at the time.
Meowth: Team Rocket has a mission, yes. Who said anything about Pikachu? Besides, let the twerps have their romance, we'll have ours!
(At that moment, J&J emerge from the water... luckily, the water hides Jessie's ample... well, you get the idea...
THE END!!!!
Credits (cinnamon) roll
Gag Credit: Never feed R6 strawberry centered chocolates at 3 A.M.
Well, this certainly lets you off the hook from the girls, as they finally found out how they got out of that mess. And you have one less fic to work on now, unless you want to help with Histeria Night Live 3- although Poke's charaterization of Lydia probably turned you off to that one. Oh, and I hope you aren't too miffed that I made you a temporary bad guy in "24 1/2 Hours" but you'll probably forgive me since we all know you'll just humiliate Slasho once again at the end.
In otherwords, we just open up the fic... We see Charity, Aka, and Miss Information all sleeping in her crystal palace. A mysterious shadow creeps by. We then see R6 and B.B talking in the studio hall (Somehow, the producers gave them their own deluxe suites in the H! studio). The shadow moves by again. We see Froggo walking along... more of the shadow. Finally, it stops by B.B... We hear a roar, and B.B screams)
): I'd say strike two. One more chance to tell me what that was for...
