George and Fred need to fill their joke store with lots of great joke items. They have Canary Creams and Skiving Snack boxes. They also have Ton-Tongue Taffy and Dungbombs. I thought maybe we could all think of some good joke items.

My contributions would be;

"Great Pumpkin Juice Boxes". When you drink the juice your head turns into a Jack-O-Lantern.

"Kick-Me Sign" - stick it to the back of your enemy and the sign will start kicking the victim and can not be removed for the next two hours.

"Extra Slippery Slop" - pour a small amount on the floor and anyone stepping in it will slip and fall spectaculurly!

Balloon Buggle Gum - The longer you chew it, the more your head expands to the size of a baloon.

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Could you give me some time with this? In my fanfics, one of my favorite things is to come up with new inventions. I have a list a mile long of things. The only things coming to mind are things like an Ageto- which transports you through walls, the incidio fireball- makes you breathe fire, the glacio chocolate- freezes you, some jellybeans that make you grow three to four times your original height, vertigo balls- bouncy balls that create extreme confusion, etc.

"I never gave anyone Hell. I just told them the truth and they thought it was Hell."
-Harry Truman

I'm so sorry but I had to say this because I've been unable to stop laughing for the past 5 minutes....
Vertigo Balls? forgive my dirty mind but that is Hilarious.... though your description of the effects is somewhat different to mine!



"Now Now Draco... Play nicely"
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Vertigo Bouncing Balls are hilarious (even with out lilmiss malfoys spin- LOL)

I think this site could put together a fabulous joke shop.

How about a Pensieve Hat -put it on and it displays your thoughts in a bubble floating above your head?

I also had faux-cyanide tablets, but despite clearly describing them in my fanfic, it would be really hard to put here.

"I never gave anyone Hell. I just told them the truth and they thought it was Hell."
-Harry Truman

COOL! Let's go into business...

Hmm... well, I used Following Formation Fairies in my fic. They are fairylights charmed to buzz around the head of the guest of honor, person for whom the party is set up, whatever, in formation, wherever that person goes (within the room) for several hours. I figured if the party lasted longer than that, they wouldn't need formation fairys as the stuff they would be seeing due to beverage consumption would be much more interesting, anyway.



People know what they do; they frequently know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.
- Michael Foucault, 'The Order of Things'

Geez... get a life... I can't believe you think this is fun. The only reason you aren't being deleted at this point is to ensure we have enough posts to trace the IP accurately. I think we do, now.

edited for same reason as given above

I dont really have an invention to share, but I have to say that when fred and george let of those fireworks, that was really funny. Especially because it annoyed that hag Umbridge.

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"You too are about to learn what happens to wrongdoing at my school."
Filch cracked his whip threatingly.
"You know what? said Fred. "I dont think we are. George, I think we've outgrown
full-time education."
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?" asked Fred.
"Definitely," said George.
And before Umbridge could say a word, they raised their wands and said together,
"Accio Brooms!"...

"Give her hell from us, Peeves!"

If life gives you lemons...THROUGH THEM AT SOMEONE!

Squeeky sweets- Make your voice sound like it's on helium

maybe something that makes you look or sound like a different person, like polyjuice kinda



*It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid...
Than to open it and remove all doubt*

How about some Cursing Candies. Pop one in your mouth and you shout out swear words at random intervals at the top of your lungs. (Revenge special!)

Imagine this scenario:

Snape: Who can tell me what ingredient to add to this veritaserum?

Malfoy: F*** you!

Snape: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Malfoy: (with a helpless expression) You're a stupid piece of sh**!

Now that would be a memorable potions class for Harry

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If you break a crumb in half you have two crumbs, not two half-crumbs. Doesn't this violate some law of physics?

LOL PINCHY! Torrets candy! I love that idea!

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Ha ha ha, that should be in the book. It's always great when Snape is mad. And, it's great to have Snape/Malfoy interation, especially when Malfoy is (insert the word I am looking for,cluless, helpless somewhere around there). Best of both worlds.

~GwP~

I love Aragorn. I love Aragorn. I love Aragorn. I LOVE ARAGORN!!!

HIV Candy

Hilarious. NOT.

You do realize that this thread is from LAST YEAR. :-|

U guys forget to mention the portable Swamp