Hey i realise that this is aimed at Canadians, butI think It can easily be substituted with a few groups of people who would pray to the beer gods.





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LOL!

Someone had WAY too much time on their hands...

 

 

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Lol Molson beer jokes are hillarious. This is from a Molson Comercial:   

I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada, although I am certain they are really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President; I speak Englih and French, not American; and I pronounce it 'about' not 'a boot.'
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack; I believe in peace keeping, not policing; diversity, not assimilation; and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed.' Not 'zee', 'zed.'
Canada is the second-largest land mass, the first nation of hockey, and the best part of North America.
My name is Joe, and I AM CANADIAN.....thank you.'

 

Lol, that was great.

But what does beer have to do with Canadians?

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LOL yeah Sandy someone had to much time alone with nothing to do! But at least they made something funny.

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Hehe. Kudos to you! Canada Rocks! To answer your question.  Beer has to do with "Canadians", because Canada makes: The Beer.  American beer is not as concentrated as Canadian beer. There is a Labbatt plant in London Ont. the biggest export is Budweiser, and it isn't a Canadian beer. Another cool tidbit: no word of a lie, my county(Huron) has the highest alcohol per person ratio, in all of canada. Canada just loves beer! "Canadian"(molson) beer is the best, so drink up(ha, if you are 21 in usa, while we can booze when we are 19!)

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With our luck, Lilmiss was the one that wrote the joke and she is the one with a lot of time on her hands and is thinking of ways to kill Sandy right now...

Very funny though.

Yeah, I just moved to Canada and I know all too well. lol. Too bad I'll be back in the US by the time I turn 19.

See, in Alberta - the BETTER part of canada, you only have to be 18 to drink. That's the way it should be. You're old enough to decide what's best for the country (to vote) you're old enough to fight and die for the country - why the hell shouldn't you enjoy a beer?