Since Chris paid homage to Sandy(which I do also, whenever he blessed name appears on my monitor), i felt obliged to worship and premote another great Fan Fic Author, I know you have heard of it before, but here is the new spin:
Narcissa brings you something that even the messed up mind of JKR could think of(or could she?). Something that makes the recent book releases of Stephen King look even more benign.
(Rising emotions, Godfather theme music plays in the background)
A dead god father. But who is to tend his dirty filthy un-livable house while he is visiting the "grim" keeper. None less than the Boy-Who-Lived; scared by words, a lost dog, and haunted by the possibilities of love.
But wait, there's more. If you click on the link below we will send you knives. Yes...knives. These knives will cut through pennys, bones, and prostrate glands. But wait, click within the next 5 minutes, and we will send you a matching ladle. Oh ya....a ladle.
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1402419
Thank you for reading down this low, again that site is:
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1402419
If you would like to have your product/fan fic advertised on this forum please email me at petrov_18@hotmail.com
(No trees were cut down to make this post.)
P.S. it's 4 am, and I'm bored.
P.S.S If you can read this you don't need glasses
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)