~~~Gollems exceptance speech at the 2003 MTV Movie Awards~~~
Personality1: You're a liar. And a theif. It's mine. I won it! It was me! We only won becuase of me!
Personality2: And me, MTV is my friend. My friend!
P1: You don't have any friends, nobody likes you.
P2: Dobby likes me!
P1: Dobby? Dobby's a ****ing ****!
Andy Serkis: That's enough Gollum.
P1: Piss off Serkis, your stupid, fat, with your ****ing turd.
AS: I'm Not Fat!
P1: We're not gonna thank anyone. No, No! Not you, Not MTV, and not those pushy pigs, and Peter Jackson, my precious, who do you think you are you ****ing hack? Shame on You, Shame on you! Go **** yourself!
P2: Not Listening, Not listening!
P1: Frankly, nothing can compensate the lies, and the miserable experience we've had making these ****ing movies! And if you think a little tub of gold popcorn is going to remotely make up for everything we've suffered, you're sadly ****ing mistaken! You're all bastards. MTV sucks! We hate you all! Goodnight.
Well that was dumb. I'd save time and just circle the whole damned thing.
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Ok, yes, I am blonde. And yes, sometimes I'm pretty slow about things. Which is why I am not going to try this little quiz. But I don't get why this is a test to see if you're blonde???
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1st peanuts don't grow on trees...2nd there is no such thing as a 25$ bill, and as chris has stated it is a blonde test, so you would have to circle the whole thing....
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LMAO! I'm a brunette, but I think I passed the test. Figures, I'm slow anyway. (Well, not as slow as some of the newbies that we had before OotP came out that believed all the **** we told them about how it already came out, but still.)
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Ok, so I have brown hair but I guess I'm the queen of the blondes. Seriously, please excuse the stupidity this may show, where do peanuts grow...do they grow in the ground like potatoes or what? Also, I think th $25 section is a little unfair...if there was a $25 dollar bill across the street I woul still go and look at it...ok how dumb do I sound???
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Blond Test
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December 2 2003, 8:58 PM
surprisingly, i got all the questions right, it took me awhile thou...lol, but i don't think its really accurate, cuz i'm like the biggest blonde ever!!lol!
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~~~Gollems exceptance speech at the 2003 MTV Movie Awards~~~
Personality1: You're a liar. And a theif. It's mine. I won it! It was me! We only won becuase of me!
Personality2: And me, MTV is my friend. My friend!
P1: You don't have any friends, nobody likes you.
P2: Dobby likes me!
P1: Dobby? Dobby's a ****ing ****!
Andy Serkis: That's enough Gollum.
P1: Piss off Serkis, your stupid, fat, with your ****ing turd.
AS: I'm Not Fat!
P1: We're not gonna thank anyone. No, No! Not you, Not MTV, and not those pushy pigs, and Peter Jackson, my precious, who do you think you are you ****ing hack? Shame on You, Shame on you! Go **** yourself!
P2: Not Listening, Not listening!
P1: Frankly, nothing can compensate the lies, and the miserable experience we've had making these ****ing movies! And if you think a little tub of gold popcorn is going to remotely make up for everything we've suffered, you're sadly ****ing mistaken! You're all bastards. MTV sucks! We hate you all! Goodnight.
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December 3 2003, 7:18 PM
I may have black hair, but I'm blonde at heart! Oh ****, I just remembered that that's not something to brag about... damn.... I got all the questions right except the cirlce the blonde test.... Am i as dumb as i say sound?
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It says not everyone can be as smart and gracefull as a blond.
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okay, I feel really stupid now: I'm one of the few ppl who managed to miss all of them!!!!! and to think I'm a brunette! well... til I was about 4-5 yrs old I had blond hair, and it got darker as time went by, so that must be it...
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I failed all 3 miserably, however, in my defense I am going do dispute each and every claim.
1. There may not be such thing as a peanut tree, but there is such thing as a peanut bush and if you were really short and thought it was a tree and needed to climb it you would use the first ladder.
2. There are no Canadian or American $25 dollar bills, but... a) there probably are in other countries
b) there used to be $3, $4, $7, and $8 at various points in time. So what's to assume that there never were any $25?
3. Circling the words "The Blonde Test" is a perfectly acceptable answer, fulfilling the requirement asked of you.
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If you break a crumb in half you have two crumbs, not two half-crumbs. Doesn't this violate some law of physics?
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Up here in canada we had 2 dollar bills, but it cost to much to bother keeping them, so we replaced them with the toonie, a rip off from the loonie...ha, pinchy you funny. I dun know what kinda currency you thinking of. As far as i know Canada, and America, use the "dollar"...in other countries it's scalled differently. And there has never been a 25 dollar bill in existance made by either of the north american countries(as far as i know) ;0
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Well, I really don't care that I got all of the questions wrong. Everyone knows that I'm a blonde, and there's nothing wrong with that. However, I guess if I had to defend myself about what I got wrong, I would have to say:
1. If someone showed me 2 ladders and a tree I had to climb, it really wouldn't matter what kind it was. I would pick the one I needed.
2. If I was across the road, I wouldn't be able to tell if it was a $25 bill or any other kind of bill, so I would probably cross the road to get it anyway. If it was a $25 bill, I would probably pick it up and show it to all my friends. I would NOT try to spend it.
3. Well, I did circle the words The Blonde Test.
Ok, so it doesn't make sense on the test to not know what is going on, but in real life, I think these answers are acceptable. This test is kind of like in school, where you learn a ton of stuff, but it none of it has anything to do with real life situations.
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They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
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Ha, touche Amanda. I look back on my High School education, and realized I got nothing from it, other then my stunning vocabulary...My job involves swinging a hammer, not much calculus involved...i think they should teach more "aplicable" studies in school
And your right, i would do the same thing...I'd first look in the tree and think "wtf?" i would probably say..."What kinda tree is that? I ain't going in no alien tree. Mama told me not to climb those trees made by other species."
And the "25" dollar bill, i would be like..."hmm, some stupid *** counterfitter realled ****ed this one up..." I would still get that last question tho.
Here's a question for ya:
A rooster lays an egg sitting on top of a barn, there is no wind, which side of the barn does the egg roll down?
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Well, being as I have heard this one before, I don't think it would be right for me to answer. However, I didn't get it right the first time I heard it. I even drew a diagram!
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Re: You think? I didn't know it was possible not to know that.
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I think maybe you guys should decide if your blonde when you get all the answers wrong or all of them right. It should probably be the first seeing how the joke goes that blondes are stupid. Understand. Anyway here are some questions I got from an e-mail. Some of them are kind of old but I only got 2 or 3 out of 5 right.
Answer the question before scrolling down for the answer.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer:bread
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What
do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks, a blue
house is made from blue bricks, a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house from black bricks, what's a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane flying at 20,000 feet
over Germany crashed. Back then it was still West and
East Germany and they crashed right in the middle of
"no man's land" between the two. Where would you bury
the survivors? East Germany, West Germany or "no man's
land?"
Answer: You don't bury survivors.
5. Without using a calculator! You are driving a
bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London,
17 people get on the bus. In Reading , six people get
off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two
people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people
get off and 15 people get on. In Swansea, three
people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen,
six people get off and three get on. You then arrive
at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus
driver?
Answer:YOU were driving the bus
P.S.What's with the net54 entry pass thing??
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~~~Gollems exceptance speech at the 2003 MTV Movie Awards~~~
Personality1: You're a liar. And a theif. It's mine. I won it! It was me! We only won becuase of me!
Personality2: And me, MTV is my friend. My friend!
P1: You don't have any friends, nobody likes you.
P2: Dobby likes me!
P1: Dobby? Dobby's a ****ing ****!
Andy Serkis: That's enough Gollum.
P1: Piss off Serkis, your stupid, fat, with your ****ing turd.
AS: I'm Not Fat!
P1: We're not gonna thank anyone. No, No! Not you, Not MTV, and not those pushy pigs, and Peter Jackson, my precious, who do you think you are you ****ing hack? Shame on You, Shame on you! Go **** yourself!
P2: Not Listening, Not listening!
P1: Frankly, nothing can compensate the lies, and the miserable experience we've had making these ****ing movies! And if you think a little tub of gold popcorn is going to remotely make up for everything we've suffered, you're sadly ****ing mistaken! You're all bastards. MTV sucks! We hate you all! Goodnight.
Re: Re: Re: Re: You think? I didn't know it was possible not to know that.
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December 8 2003, 10:41 PM
I had heard most of them before, but they are simple enough, you just focus on the question, and find what is misplaced.
Not all blonde's are stupid. It's a kind of segregation... Blondes are extremely more rare(overall) then Brunettes...but notice blonde guys are ok? It's only the blonde "women" that we label as metally challenged. Notice Blonde hair blue eyes, are the "Arian" race...what kinda idiot would want to raise up an army of idiots....
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