Okay, if you may be offended about politics, just don't do this.

Go to Google and type in "Miserable Failure." Then, from there, click "I'm Feeling Lucky" and see what comes up.



*Helen is the Goddess of Wisdom*

1/3 Elder of Bowden Family Tree
Twin to Moriah

or you could just paste the url:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html

"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through. . ."-Fred and George(CoS)

MSN: petrov_18@hotmail.com
ICQ: 147142744
AOL: lockehockey

A friend told me about that. I think you need a good sense of humor for that...but I did laugh considerably.

Try typing in Weapons of Mass Destruction.
It works, honest- just read it carefully

Here's another one (no, I didn't find it by myself, my aunt just had surgery and has nothing to do all day but play on the computer)-
google "bad politician' and hit im feeling lucky