These are just the very best!

In case you might be looking for a new holiday cookie recipe...the
tequila can be either white or gold cuervo, by the way....

Christmas cookie ingredients:

1 cup of water
1tsp baking soda
1cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.

turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Cervo is still OK, try another cup... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on
the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Jose Cuervo, Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greesh
the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher

Cherry Mistmas

LOL

Read that before once, but it was a bit different.

Here's a REAL recipe to try.

PINCHY'S FAMOUS COOKIES (Guarenteed non-toxic)
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1 cup of flour
1 cup water
3/4 cup of sugar
1/4 cup of brown sugar
1 egg
1/4 tbsp of cinnamon
1/4 tsp of baking powder
1/2 tsp of baking soda
a little bit of chocolate syrup

Mix together until it looks like batter.Bake at 350 degrees until it looks like cookies. Enjoy

(By the way, I just made this recipe up on the spot. I do know how to cook, so it SHOULD work, if anyone's brave enough to make them, let me know how the are PLEASE




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If you break a crumb in half you have two crumbs, not two half-crumbs. Doesn't this violate some law of physics?

Ok, i've been wondering this for several days, and i've asked tons of people and they didn't know(Ok, that's a lie, I only asked chris)

I know this sounds like a stupid question but: Are you male or female? If you're female then.... i've thought wrong since......July '02

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