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"Wb script for GOF"(How we think it will turn out)

April 16 2004 at 3:07 AM
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Locke  (Login Locke21)

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This was a little thing we started up on the "actors-are-stupid" Thread, i thought i would make it it's own post, go with the flow, its really fun!

Dad-Eye:
At the ticket booth: $14.50 per ticket.
WB promotional screen (big WB with bats flying out of it). This part lasts about 5 minutes while the gold glint around the WB logo mesmerizes you.
Theme Music:
Opening title: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Scene 1
Harry on board the Hogwarts Express.

Ron: Wow, Harry! I'm sure glad that you were able to spend all that time at our house this summer. It was such a clever idea to tell your uncle that you'd have to tell your godfather, the escaped convict Sirius Black, that you weren't allowed so that you uncle would have to let you come. Wasn't going to the Quidditch World Cup the greatest thing you've ever done in your life?

HP: yup.

Ron: And that Victor Krum! He's so incredible! The way he flew! And he's still so young - I think he's still in school. Look, I've got a poster of him and this animated figure.

HP: yup.

Hermione: Honestly, Ron. The way you go on about him, you'd think you two were going to a big dance or something... ewwww!

Ron: Wait a second! Look at this news report in the Daily Prophet about what happened that night after the world cup match, in which Ireland beat Bulgaria in a very short match. They still don't know who the person was that sent the dark mark into the sky or who was torturing those poor muggles. I just can't help but feel that Draco's dad was involved since Draco was in the woods by himself.

Hermione: And that poor house elf, Winkey. That was mistreatment if I've ever seen it; how rough Crouch was with her and the way she was blamed for making the dark mark when they caught her with your wand Harry.

HP: yup.

Ron: Look, Ludo Bagman is still having trouble with the goblins after trying to pay them off with that leprechan gold. By the way Harry, honestly, I wouldn't have given you that fake leprechan gold if I knew it was only going to dissappear.

HP: yup.

Ron: Harry, you don't seem to be saying too much.

HP: yup.

Hermione: Oh, honestly Harry. Are you thinking about those Veela again? That's just wrong how they use their fake good looks to make men do those ridiculous things. Harry? Harry!

HP: Oh! Huh? Oh, yeah, uh, sure, I'm in.... uh, what ever.

Hermione: Really Harry! Snap out of it. We're here at Hogwarts now. Get your stuff together.

[end of scene 1]

Narcissa:
(Scene two)

The cameras zoom in on a very well endowed 17 year old blond girl who walks across the Great Hall, stopping to pick up something she dropped - the camera gets in closer - after ten minutes of this you hear Ron say: "They sure don't make them like that at Hogwarts!"

Locke:

cene 3:

Hermione: Looks like we got Defence against the dark arts, Fred and george told me that the new professor is very different.

Ron:(nods head, gives stupid expression, says in over loud voice): Ya!

Harry: Uh-huh

Ron: Harry are you going to try and get across the barrier to submit your name into the "goblet of fire".

Harry:(thinks stupidly for a moment). no(but really he would, but none of us know that, cause the kid sucks).

Hermione: Now don't you two try to do that. You know what professor dumbledore said...

Ron: There's that veela again with the great tits...drooles(wont take much of a change in expression)

Harry: For some reason I'm not effected by the veela, but see that ravenclaw over there, that we havn't noticed for over a year now? I have a crush on her.

Ron: uh huh.

Hermione: O please....anyways...(continues in a monologue style speach for 30mins back tracking all of the plot.)

 
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Grim
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April 16 2004, 4:00 PM 

Scene four:

Camara pans into DADA.

Mad Eye Moody: Constant Vigdulance!

Ron: That guy works with my dad at the ministry of magic! He use to be an auror, but he got a little parranoid.

MEM: Malfoy! What're you sneeking arround about?

Malfoy: I wasn't sneeking about, was I, POTTER?

Harry: ummm....

MEM: That's it! turns malfoy into a ferret Constant Vigdulance! makes Malfoy bounce arround the room Any questions? Yes, in the back?

Hermione: Isn't that kind of against school rules?

McGonagal: Yes, it is. Mr. Moody, stop that this instance.

*Kids chuckle, zoom in on the ferret*


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April 17 2004, 5:45 PM 

Can a moderator add to the top of the thread that this is how we think WB would shorten the movie if they had their way?



Dad-Eye,

 
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