Okay it's a bit long but it is most definatly worth it!!!
So my little brother and I started talking about Harry Potter and he said some pretty interesting things and I was thinking about corecting him but I decided that I would rather hear his whole story. Now he has only ever read as far as the first 3 pages of HPSS so this is all based on the movie. And I'm guessing that he seems to have tuned out of the more boring parts and I guess the boring parts were some of the most crucial. But in there place he has used all the other info he gathered and his imagination to make it make sence. I hope you have a good laugh cause it was all I could do to not die from laughing let alone conceal it.I mean you should have seen his face when "conprihension" dawned and he made links and stuff. And this is all a direct quote to beacuase after I had questioned him throughly we went back through the story and qrote it all down. Here goes...
Voldemort and James were both in Gryffindor. But James went after the remembral of Neville's father so he became seeker. So Voldemort wanted to kill the Potter family so his family could all be seekers of Gryffindor. But, Lord Voldemort's son didn't like Quidditch so he said "not Gryffindor, not Gryffindor" and got chosen for Slytherin. but after Voldemort killed Harry's father, his mother sacrificed herself and gave him the love that blasted Voldemort into a wall and the wand hit harder to the wall than he did. And then a thing shaped like a lightning bolt hit Harry's head and gave him the scar of love. So Voldemort went and drank unicorn blood so he could be stronger to kill Harry. But it gave him a cursed life and half life. So he tried to pull Quivell so that his face could be Quivell's. But Quivell turned around and they crashed together and he got a front face and a back face. So Voldemort went to use the Sorcerer's Stone to get his own body. But Harry just want to find it not use it and Voldemort wanted to use it and he couldn't get it. And Harry looked in the mirror of Desires and saw his reflection. And his reflection pulled out the Sorcerer's Stone and put it back in. Then Harry looked a minute later and saw the Sorcerer's Stone in his pocket. Then Voldemort found out Harry hadt it but Harry was lieing. So Voldemort told Quivell to go after Harry cause he didn't have his own set of hands and legs. But the love protected Harry and when Harry touch Quivell, Quivell started tuning to dust. But before that Harry droped the Sorcerer's Stone. then Quivell and Voldemort die and Voldemort's ghost went trough Harry twice and gave him some of his powers. But Voldemort's son was angry that Harry killed his father when he was a little kid that was three years old. So he wanted to get the beast that was born in the castle to kill Harry. But his voice was kind of loud and could echo off the walls and people would find out and suspend him for all eternity. SO he cursed Ginny to open the Chamber of Secrets for him to go let the Basalisk ("that is how it's spelled in the movie") out kill Harry. But Hermione found out and was running to kill the snake. And Sir Nicholas was going to protect her and got the full blast of it and Hermione only saw the reflection of it in a mirror. So the Basalisk went back to the Chamber of Secrets to wait for Harry to come when he was called. But Tom Riddle pushed Ginny into the Chamber of Secrets and got a clear view of her eye and cast another spell on her to write the threatening messages on the wall. Then Ginny went back to the Chamber of Secrets asn she was getting weaker so Tome Riddle was getting stronger. Then Harry found out Ginnny was in the Chamber of Secrets from the teachers. So he took the dumb Dark Arts teacher and Ron to the Chamber of Secrets. Then the dumb Dark Arts teacher said "Obliviate" and lost his memory. And Ron told him to help him move the rocks so Harry could come back. Then Harry goes to the Chamber of Secrets and kills the Basalisk. And then he goes over to Ginny and used the sword as a walking stick and stabs the fang in the book alot. Then Tom Riddle died. Then in the third book Sirius Black is dreaming of a thousand of ways of Harry killing Voldemort. And Sirius Black was in prison because Voldemort cast a spell on him to turn into a dog on the full moon and also to kill Peter Pettigrew but he lied and turned him into a rat on the full moon. But everyone thought he killed Peter Pettigrew. Then Sirius escaped to go kill Harry. And Harry saw him and stepped forward but the bus arived because the head sensed Harry was standed and showed up imediantly. Then later in the year when it was snowing Harry heard from the teachers that Sirius killed Peter Pettigrew and Harry got mad at him because he doesn't like killers and said "I'll kill him, I'll kill him!" Then Sirius attacked Ron and found out he was Harry's friend and quickly let go and put Ron on some pillows. Then when Sirius saw Harry he saw his eyes and saw that they were like his own and saw his reflection in them and knew he was his godson and asked him to live with him. But then the moon came out and Lupin (who got bit by either a wolf or a werewolf) turned into a werewolf and Sirius turned into a dog and Peter a rat. And the werewolf tried to attack Harry but Sirius protected him. And Peter ran away because he didn't like being a pet and being called Scabbers and eating cheese all the time. And then the werewolf heard the call of Hermione (or Miss Granger) howling and thought it was a female werewolf so ran off to go get married. Then the werewolf looked for a female werewolf and spotted Harry and Hermione. And the hippocrite was sleeping and smelled the werewolf and attacked it. And the werewolf ran away to the castle where the map is and packed up so a new Dark Arts teacher could come the next year. And Sirius was weakend really badly so he rolled down the hill to where some water is. Then the dementors some because they really like Harry and Sirius. And half of it was Harry and the other half was Sirius. Then the other Harry used his good memory and the dear light. Which ran and turned into a big circul and captured them and they disappeared three by three. But the other people still thought Sirius was a killer and they put him in jail. But then Harry and Hermione took the hippocrite and saved him. Then they go back to the hospital wing where Ron is. And Ron got there when Snape came out of the hole with his really bad headache and saw Ron's bad leg and gave him a piggy back, right up to the hospital wing. Becuase he wanted to get back and stop the werewolf. But then he couldn't find the werewolf so he went after Peter Pettigrew so Ron could have his rat back (because Snape's nice like that). But Peter Pettigrew excaped through a snake hole and he made a knot-like hole and the snake went into it and got tied in a knot and died. Then the Womping Willow killed another bird and the year ended and it goes into the fourtn book. And in the fourth book Harry and Sirius live 300 miles from each other and send each other letters and also Hermione and Ron.
And if you ask his opinion he'll tell you that the werewolf is evil and should be on the bad side and Peter Pettigrew should be on the good side because he just tried to talk to Harry and not kill anybody.
So this is what little kids are getting out of the movies...thank you Hollywood. Cause you know not all of it was him not paying attention quite a bit wasn't explained in the movie, especially the third book stuff.
Oh and if you guys want me to ask him anymore question feel free to tell me because I think he'd love the attention. That is of course if my older brother hasn't ruined him too bad by attempting to tell him the truth (I stopped him after a few seconds).
~GwP~
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Re: An ADHD, 10-year-old, Movie Goer's Interpertation Of Harry Potter
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June 30 2004, 5:21 PM
How do you find it funny that your little brother couldnt understand the movie? Thats like saying its funny because he has ADHD which its NOT. If you had any idea how people with ADHD have to live you wouldnt find it funny at all. I just found this post kind of offensive.
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Re: An ADHD, 10-year-old, Movie Goer's Interpertation Of Harry Potter
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July 1 2004, 6:40 PM
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
Its usually most common with Children, Its a condition where they are at times uncontrollable with symptoms being inattention, hyperactivity, and impulsivity.
Hope that helps!
"Now Now Draco... Play nicely"
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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Re: An ADHD, 10-year-old, Movie Goer's Interpertation Of Harry Potter
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July 3 2004, 10:48 AM
Actually GwP, that would make a great story. LOL. At least I was amused by reading it.
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"You too are about to learn what happens to wrongdoing at my school."
Filch cracked his whip threatingly.
"You know what? said Fred. "I dont think we are. George, I think we've outgrown
full-time education."
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?" asked Fred.
"Definitely," said George.
And before Umbridge could say a word, they raised their wands and said together,
"Accio Brooms!"...
"Give her hell from us, Peeves!"
"I didn't know you could read."
Draco from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"The spiders...The spiders are making me tap dance..." "You tell those spiders, Ron" "Ya, ya, okay, I will." :-D tee hee
"When did she get here? Did you see her come in?" HILARIOUS!!...poor Ron. ;-D
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