I used to come to this message board all of the time (It's been a few years.), and this evening I was talking to some friends about fan fiction. I told a friend I'd try to find him a fan fiction that Helen wrote a fairly long time ago (seems long ago in my mind). The story is in three parts, Jade is a main character, and I think the second part is called "Ockham's Razor" and the third is called "Vir." (It's been a while... I may have gotten those titles wrong.)

Anyway, I've tried Google. I've tried searching fanfiction.net. The computer I saved the story to while I was reading it is at home. (I'm not ever sure which computer it's on....) So this message board seemed like the best place to go.

Is the story still posted on the Internet somewhere, or did Helen remove it? Thanks to whoever has an answer for me.

ByMerlinsBeard (formerly Golden Snitch)

Um......haven't seen it. Srry

*********************************************

The spiders are making me tap dance...I don't want to tap dance...

You tell those spiders, Ron.

YEa....yea...I will
Movie number three


MALFOY, YOU EVIL LOTHSOME, FOUL LITTLE COCHROACH!!!
Movie Three

Um......haven't seen it. Srry

*********************************************

The spiders are making me tap dance...I don't want to tap dance...

You tell those spiders, Ron.

YEa....yea...I will
Movie number three


MALFOY, YOU EVIL LOTHSOME, FOUL LITTLE COCHROACH!!!
Movie Three

Okay, this is going to sound awful, but I don't even remember where those went. I'm sure I still have them on an old computer somewhere, though, so if you really want them, I think I can dig them up and email them.




Homer's words of wisdom on women: "If a woman says nothing's wrong, everything is wrong. And if a woman says everything is wrong, EVERYTHING is wrong. And if a woman says something is not funny, you better not laugh your ass off."