10. Her tits are too small.
9. She thinks I drink too much.
8. She's jealous of Brooke.
7. She drives like a damn woman.
6. She doesn't know what a Tar Heel is.
5. Cooper loves NASCAR, she hates NASCAR.
4. She wears grandma underwear.
3. When I tell her, "Drafting is important", she thinks that I'm talking about farting.
2. She doesn't swallow.
1. She drinks Miller Lite.
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10. His dick is too small
9. He drinks too much
8. He's jealous of 'Jody'
7. He drives like a drunk woman
6. He doesn't know what a G-spot is
5. Cooper loves men espeacially jeffy gordon
4. Cooper kept stealing her panties
3. After he stole her panties, he left track marks
2. He won't swallow even for jeffy
1. When she drinks Millerlite, he steals the empties and uses it for a dildo for self-satisfaction
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Damn cooper! How did u and your future x-wife ever get together in the first place, with those differences? After all that, let me buy you a beer! But it has to be a Millerlite!
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