so how have you been Cooper?

How have I been? Well, let's see...

-My wife has split.
-Gordon has locked up the title.
-My job is kicking my ass.
-My neice and nephew are the coolest on the planet.
-Heels football and basketball are sucking.
-Beer is still good as Hell.
-JPoor is stalking me.
-The Taliban has been bent over, and we've shoved a Sidewinder missle up their ass.
-And lava lamps are pretty cool to watch for about thirty minutes.

So, that's how I've been. Obviously, I'm still a simple dude that likes to drink and waste time. Oh yeah, and I'm finding less pleasure in talking trash about Crusty, because everyone seems to agree with me now.

glad to see you are still having fun. Later.........

-JPoor is stalking me.

Do not try to pawn your homosexual tendencies onto me.

Auburn gets their ass beat and Gordon is Winston Cup champion. This is by far the worst sports weekend of 2002.

first one & the last one, but homosexual what? Sorry I don't get that one. I take it you like college football? I live in Ohio & they think the sun rises & sets on the Ohio State Buckeyes...........too bad the 1st string QB got busted for drunk driving......they need all the help they can get against the Michigan Wolverines............hope you have a nice Thanksgiving.

Yeah, we like that college football stuff down here. We got a kid named "Peppers" here in the South, and this boy is nothing like you've ever seen. By the way, he's a Tar Heel.

And we heard about that Buckeye swallowing too much hops. Hell, that's cool, but not when he's friggin' steering the wheel for the offense. Come on, dumb ass.

Anyway, thanks for checking on me, hon. I'll catch up with you later.

Hope you have a great Thanksgiving. Later.

I knew you had a cool side. Drink several for me please since I don't have time

will do.