Broken vagina and all, #2-Rusty Walace participated in NASCAR's special test at Richmond Wedneday and will be behind the wheel of his new car (PC-43) at Lowe's on Thursday. Wallace sustained a fractured vagina in the grinding crash on lap 14 in the first segment of last Saturday night's "The Winston" all-star race at Lowe's. "It's about as hard as I've ever hit and that includes that head-on deal at Pocono a couple of years back," Rusty said. "What made it worse was the fact that I saw the whole thing unfold right in front of me and couldn't do anything to protect my pussy. I saw the wall and knew it was going to be a hard hit, and it definitely was that. Worst of all, I completely ruined my skirt."

Cooper, your worn out routine of Rusty Wallace bashing has grown stale. Why don't you try making fun of say...Jeff Gordon's goatee??

Oh, a Gotee?? Thanx for pointin' that out I thought it was some leftover sh** from suckin' on rays "stinkstar" to try and get him back to the team.
Thanx for clarifying that.