-This Bud Light to my left is relatively new.
-My girl's dog has mites, so I've been itching for two days. Looking for my .38, so that this won't happen again.
-I've held a job for four months now. That's fairly new and uncommon.
-I think I may catch up with your boyfriend JPunk in February. He expressed interest in inviting you to the Rockingham race that weekend. Give him a call.
-I had sex this afternoon. Wait, nevermind, that's nothing new.
-I finished the Bud Light, so this other Bud Light is newer than the last.
Bye.
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