Signs of the times...

Veterinarian's Office sign:
"All unattended children will be given a free
kitten"

Plumber's Shop:
"We repair what your husband fixed"

Door of a Plastic Surgeon's Office:
"Let us help pick your nose"

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout"

At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

Billboard on the side of the road:
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading hese
signs"

On an Electrician's business:
"Let us remove your shorts"

In a Veterinarian's Office"
"Be back in 5 minutes, sit! Stay!"

In a Non smoking area:
"If we see smoking we will assume you are on fireand take appropriate action"

On the Maternity Room Door:
"Push, push, push!"

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place"

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know your stuff"

In a Podiatrist's Office:
"Time wounds all heels"

Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming"

Inside a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop"

In a Counselor's office:
"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional"

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait"

Lot outside veterinarian's office:
"Parking for customers only, all others will be
neutered"