Why is it great to be a dog (speaking of jasper and others):

1. No one expects you to take a bath every day.
2. If it itches, you can scratch it.
3. There's no such thing as "bad food".
4. A Rawhide bone can entertain you for hours.
5. If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
6. You can lie around all day without worrying about being fired.
7. You don't get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger's lap.
8. You are always excited to see the same people.
9. Having big feet is considered an asset.
10. Puppy love can last.