Who to marry, and other marriage ideas according to primary students

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> > HOW TO DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (as answered by primary school students)
> > You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
> > Like, if you like sports, she should like that you like sports, and
> > she should keep the chips and dip coming.
> > Alan, age 10
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> > No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> > marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
> > you're stuck with.
> > Kirsten, age 10
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> > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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> > 23 is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> > Camille, age 10
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> > No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> > married.
> > Freddie, age 6
> >
> > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> > You might have to guess, like maybe if they were yelling at the same
> > kids.
> > Derrick, age 8
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> > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> >
> > Both don't want any more kids.
> > Lori, age 8
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> > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
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> > Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
> > each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> > Lynnette, age 8
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> > On the first date they just tell each other lies, and that usually
> > gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> > Martin, age 10
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> > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR ?
> > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> > newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> > Craig, age 9
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> > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
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> > When they're rich.
> > Pam, age 7
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> > The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldn't want to mess with
> > that.
> > Curt, age 7
> >
> > The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
> > them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> > Howard, age 8
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> > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
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> > It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> > someone to clean up after them.
> > Anita, age 9
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> > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
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> > There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> > Kelvin, age 8
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> > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
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> > Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
> > Ricky, age 10 (This has to be a cool kid