ROLF!!!! ok ok I can play this game!!!!!

my daughter Gillian was 4 when we took her to the Natural History Museum for the first time and she out did herself with the surprise answers. When we showed her a mammoth skeleton she asked me what killed him..and I said "Oh honey...no body can know that.." "Hmmm"..... she said suspiciously,I"ll bet that Jurassic Park guy got'im....."


Later on when the tour guide was lecturing the kids there was a question and answer session. He was a delighful elderly man but one who must have suffered from scholiosis and his head appeared to be resting directly on his shoulders. When he asked the children does anyone have any questions Gillian piped up..."yeah...how come you don't have a neck???"

Later on we asked her what her favorite dinosaur had been. {Tyrannosaurus Rex of course}.....but the closest she could get to it was Tyrone Sore Sex.

And later on she had a screaming hysterical fit in the anthroplogy section when we saw the bones of the worlds earliest known hominid dating back 4 million years, called "Lucy".Lucille ball had only passed away a short while earlier and Gillian went balistic. THEY KILLED I LOVE LUCY AND STOLE HER SKELETON!!!!!!!!???!!!that took awhile to explain......


one more.....we took her to the wake of an elderly relative and coached her carefully on her role. "I want you to go up to Aunt Edith and say how sorry you are that Uncle Arnold died" I told her. Why??? she asked. I didnt kill him!!!!"