Jack was to marry Jill, and so his father
> sat him down for a little fireside chat. He said,
> "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding
> night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants
> and handed them to your mother. I told her, 'Here, try
> these on.' She did and replied, 'They're too big and I
> can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the
> pants in this family and I always will.' Ever
> since then, we never had any problems.'
> "Hmmm," thought Jack, "Sounds like a good idea to
> me." And on his honeymoon, Jack took off his pants
> and said to Jill, "Here, try these on."
> She did and said, "These are too large and they
> don't fit me."
> Jack replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this
> family and I always will. Don't forget that."
> Then Jill took off her pants and handed them to
> Jack, and said, "Here, you try on mine."
> He tried unsuccessfully to do that, and said, "I
> can't get into your pants."
> Jill said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your
> attitude, you never will."
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