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I must just be evil, cause when this sort of thing happens at my place and my hubby is a lazy sod I think up all manner of evil things just to annoy.

Like when I pick up all the crap like the drill and all the other tools he leaves around the house, now for the first few days I am reasonably nice and I put them on the table near the door to the back yard (where the tool shed lives). After several days, and they are still there, I get them all and put them in his side of the bed (under the duvet of course)because obviously he cant see them on the table even tho he has walked past them 48967675 times. But beleive me, getting a cold drill in the ass sure seems to get the message across. I also hide his stuff and then be ready with the innocent expression when he asks "Have you seen.........." (and lorelie....no comment's about me not being able to have an innocent expression thanks!!!! - as you know I am blonde and can appear real stupid at any time it takes my fancy)

The one thing I did that really annoyed him was, in our shower we have a silicone strip that goes between the tiles and the shower base and its gets real yukky looking and eventually falls out. He once took this mouldy looking piece of silicone and hung it over the screen and left it there for weeks. So one afternoon, I got the kids and we had a painting session, got the paper got the kids to paint a pretty border round the edge, and glued the silicone to the centre of it.....The kids were so excited when he came home, Daddy Daddy we made something for you.....Mummy said if you didnt throw it out, it was obviously something you wanted to keep so we made it look pretty for you.....LOL

So imagine how awful I am when I DO have PMT and the bugger doesnt change the light bulb.