Here are two others

While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say, "Jesus is watching you." To his relief, he realizes it is just a parrot mimicking something it had heard.

The burglar asks the parrot, "What's your name?"

The parrot says, "Moses."

The burglar goes on to ask, "What kind of a person names their parrot Moses?"

The parrot replies, "The same kind of person that names his Rottweiler Jesus."

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A couple of Arkansas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."

....There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"