DON'T SPEED UP TheBOB!by (Login The-Universe)
Objects that get speeded up decrease in height and increase in weight. We need Bob to be able reach the keyboard and geeze, just last year, we had to send him to Jenny to Jenny to keep the Bat Signal within the screen limits. I heard he lost all his money for the price of food... or something like that.
Anyway, good luck and when you're finished, don't forget to post it under the title: "Must I Optimize Everything You Do?"