According to the Dover Express the most pressing news last week was that an 11 year old boy has had a haircut. That is even more important than the fact that the local hospital is staying open, this soty being relagated to 2 square inches at the foot of the page.

What an exciting place Dover must be.

It's because the news journalists are not very good on the Dover Express, in fact they're terrible.
I wish they showed a bit of ambition (or just do their job properly) and really get to the root of the issues in the town.