I've been waitin to hear from yall.....I'll make yall a great deal if yall will just come on over to Eddie Deal's ranch for your 35th reunion. I just had a big crowd over this week and I'll save the left over bbq scraps for ya again if you just say the word. Hell I'll even throw in some carrott sticks and hot sauce for yall to snack on. (or was that pickles and cornbread ??) By the way.....if yall get here before the employees again...just go ahead and turn on the ac....My workers get really peaved when they have to serve leftovers in the heat !! As an added bonus, you can park your car anywhere on my lot for 5.00 again....I wont raise the price for repeat suckers....I mean customers. I'm sorry I wont get to meet yall....
I'll be the guy waitin in the car speeding off with the girl that runs out with the cigar boxes full of money. Yall have fun !!!! And quit worrying...it wont be any worse than if you were the new guys on your first day in a prison shower !!!!