Whut happens when....

by Fugg Dupp

I knowed a gal one time that took her old mans viagra............and she exploded. Dad-gum dang bitch just blew up. She had got kinda long in the tooth her own dang self. But just had to keep naggin on the boy cause he couldnt "stay up" with her all night like he used to do. She used to be reel purdy but all but she got all jiggly, quit wearin makeup,never shaved her armpits no more and started smokin cigars in bed too. Hell the poor man had to start thankin bout his 1968 playboys agin to even have a chance. Well one nite it all came to a head (so to speak). He didnt want to punish his little vienna anymore. He wasnt gonna take nary a love steroid no-mo agin for that hag....he just got on and started imaginin'..then it happened...the ole bag farted and started flappin the covers and he started to puke. BUT, before that, he told her to go %&*@ herself and she could take all his viagra for all he cared. Well she puffed up and sasheyed into the bathroom and downed the whole bottle. And right befor his eyes, her saggy knockers didnt look like another set of arms no-mo. They sprang up like battleship cannons !!. Her droopy eyelids started quiverin........and she started swellin up reel tight all over. THEN BAM !!! she was gone........just greezy spots on the walls. AND then he lived happily ever after. And that's whut happens when a woman takes viagra. True story, and I'm stickin to it !!

Posted on May 17, 2009, 7:50 AM

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