Dear Mr Dupp (if that is your real name), I spoke to Dr. Fill - he works at the WalMart pharmacy but is just as smart as the other Dr Phil, about your last post. As I suspected, he believes the person to whom you make reference, is actually you and is a not so subtle cry for help.
Based on your description of the woman who blowed herself up on Viagra, she sounds like one of those back seat NASCAR debutantes from the other side of the (Duck) creek. You really need to be more discerning when shopping for the next Mrs - try finding one with more teeth than tatoos next time around. Would also suggest Simply Orange to help get those stubborn pieces of the last Mrs, off of the ceiling fans and any other woodwork in the house that might have been damaged in the explosion.
Please do keep us posted on your progress