Somebody's got to do it, might as well be somebody who's sick. Aunt Mess and Uncle Fugg had it hard. They lost all their teeth before all their friends. So they had to eat soft foods like bananas and beer. They only had "wife-beater" shirts to wear, and dirty boxer shorts and that was bad for Aunt Mess cause the tan lines messed with the tattoos. But they did have a great sense of humor tho....Uncle Fugg attributes it to drinkin his bathwater thru a straw, then trying his new joke out on Mess. If she laughed, he'd stop drinkin....if she didnt, he kept on. Now that Mess has done blowed herself up, Uncle Fugg dont take no baths.....memories just hurt too much he says. I miss her too. We used to climb up in the truck Fugg had up on blocks in the front yard. And Aunt Mess and me would make out till Fugg got home.