You got it all wrong....some of us live over in the Pig Squeal Hills area down by the holler. Most of us still have our teeth and would love to party with somebody new round here. But we only got one pair of coveralls betwixt us...we take turns wearing em. Our neightbor lady, Mess Dupp, woulda been a good dancer for the party but she blowed herslf up by accident. So I'll have to dance for yall. can yall do the Willy-Wiggler ??? I'll teach it at ya. Then we can make some smores by the camp far before we fall asleep. But I aint brangin no chips or dips if I gotta daince.