South Garland Class of 1972


SOUTH GARLAND HS MESSAGE BOARD

I'm free....I'm free......

by MICHAEL JACKSON

I tried to tell you. It's very very loving. It's not sessual, its beautiful..it's not sessual,it's not sessual......it's beautiful. I luv the little chiwren.

Posted on Jun 14, 2005, 8:55 AM

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I'm Sweating

by Jacksons Brother

That doesn't mean my brother is not guilty. This just means the victims mother PISSED off the jury and lost the case.

Posted on Jun 17, 2005, 12:00 AM

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COME BACK

by EDDIE DAMN DEAN

HEY FOLKS, IT'S ME EDDIE !!!! I see you guys are trying for another get together soon. I'd just like to invite all of you to come back to the "Ranch"
for your little whangdang. I'll make sure we use enough ribs and briskets on all the parties just before yours so that there'll be enough shavings and itty-bitty meat chips left over for your party. Ive done some really great improvements on my property too. I wont charge you to park unless you stay longer than 10 minutes and I'll turn the ac on too. Yall need to forget that danged ole elks lodge crap...........you wont have no fun over thar.

Posted on Jun 14, 2005, 7:31 AM

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It's...

by jeffro

ALL ABOUT THE people, not so much the parking and the bbq. YOU ALL LAFFED AT ME WHEN I SUGGESTED HAVING IT IN A COW PASTURE. I FEED MORE PEOPLE FOR LESS MONEY AT MY HOUSE....think about it. And you will be paying for a headache at the informal rerun, ima tellin u!!

Posted on Jun 15, 2005, 2:35 PM

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Re: It's...

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I think they LAFFED cause you were gonna serve Cow Patties as REDEYE Burgers.

Posted on Jun 15, 2005, 4:05 PM

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kilt it deader

by Cow Boy

I aint laffin...........I found the pasture close to your house and killed the first cow I seen. then I set it on far........... but yall went to eddie deans dammed ole cheater-hole and now look at ye !!!! Still hungree after 3 yearn now. That dang cow is still out thar iffin yall wants some.

Posted on Jun 15, 2005, 6:46 PM

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Putting on a Spead

by The Goat Farmer

We are putting on a spread that will make Edwards little puke together look like a tinker toy game.
Hell in Texas you should be hot in the summer time, but at least give us a place we can get some fresh air.
Dean doesn't have a clue how to put on a real party.
He needs the CLASS OF 72 to show him the way. No better than that, we will through our on Damn PARTY.
THE GOAT FARMER

Posted on Jun 16, 2005, 11:56 PM

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Re: Putting on a Spead

by The Goat

Hope you are NOT serving Cabrito. -- The Goat --

Posted on Jun 17, 2005, 7:35 AM

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Re: Putting on a Spead

by The Goat Farmer

Tell all your kids good by. You be BBQ

Posted on Jun 17, 2005, 4:52 PM

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What is a SPEAD, anyway?

by Anonymous



Posted on Jun 21, 2005, 9:58 AM

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Re: What is a SPEAD, anyway?

by R.E.

That's when you pull the cheeks apart to expose me -- REDEYE --

Posted on Jun 22, 2005, 11:12 PM

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Re: What is a SPEAD, anyway?

by The Goat Farmer

No , No, No, DE GOAT EYE You Spread De Goat Eye

Posted on Jun 23, 2005, 11:22 PM

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PEACE and LOVE

by jeffro

EVERYBODY GIT TOGETHER AND TRY TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER RIGHT NOW. you anonomi oughta be ashamed of yo selfs, posting all the ill intended and EVIL rhetoric you do. I can take it, but the womenfolk are all hidin behind the curtain, stage right, when all they wanna do is love us up. Sorry, girls. I personally am gonna do better from now on. Yep you heard it on the X...the new improved jeffro is comin' on down. Don't be skeered no mo. Come on and git yu sum....don't pay no attention to the mindless, faceless ones, all full o nonsense and such.

Posted on Jun 10, 2005, 12:00 PM

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it's all good.....

by Sally Flabberknocker

That's all you had to say baby-buns. Me and my best friend Bula Bubblebuttis
will be in town this weekend to "perk you up" We've been thankin bout you lots.....and we caint take it no mo. Gotta get sum dat. We want more than less,,and sooner than later. Can you handle us...you big hunk ??? And when we're done warpin your mind........look out BIGL.

Posted on Jun 10, 2005, 1:27 PM

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Re: PEACE and LOVE

by Edwin Starr and the bubblebutts

Love, huh, good gawd y'all, what is it good for? Absolutely nuthin' now say it agin....................

Posted on Jun 10, 2005, 2:16 PM

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Re: PEACE and LOVE

by Seal

But we're never gonna survive unless
We get a little crazy...
No we're never gonna survive unless
We are a little...
Crazy... crazy... crazy...



Posted on Jun 10, 2005, 2:52 PM

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Re: PEACE and LOVE

by Billy the Kid

I'm not as good as I once was , BUT I'm as good once as I ever was.
Now you remember dat you hea.

Posted on Jun 11, 2005, 12:18 AM

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ONE TRICK PONY

by WANG DANG DOODLE

i SMELL WHAT YOU'RE STEPPIN IN THAR PAL...............If you do it right, you only need to do it once. And thay couldnt stand anymore anyway !!!!!!

Posted on Jun 11, 2005, 2:59 PM

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It's a long way.......

by Dick Gazinya

to the top if ya want ta rock and roll!!!!

Posted on Jun 11, 2005, 5:44 PM

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Re: PEACE and LOVE

by chick

thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou

Posted on Jun 13, 2005, 3:08 PM

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Re: PEACE and LOVE

by North

Damn The Chick still lives.

Posted on Jun 13, 2005, 10:41 PM

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Party!!! Ima Great cook

by jeffro

I have enough ham and eggs for ALL of you!! Come and get it!!

Posted on Jun 9, 2005, 1:23 PM

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CHICKEN CHOKER

by HAM SLAMMER

I bet the chicken doesnt mind too much, but I bet the pig was really pissed !!

Posted on Jun 9, 2005, 5:16 PM

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WHEN THANGS ARE A BIT SLOW.....

by jeffro

....redeye ! !

Posted on Jun 6, 2005, 7:07 PM

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slow thangs

by Coy Tusser

yeah.....know what ya mean. I cant wait for Susan to hit town. I'm gonna leave
the house and run over to the lodge and give her a big slurpy kiss since I know my high school sweetheart still dont want me no mo. Then I'za gonna drank till I start cryin and vomit, then I'za gonna slur my cus words and sit on the army tank out front. (p.s. dont tell my wife).

Posted on Jun 7, 2005, 8:09 AM

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Re: slow thangs

by North

Your just going to feel like HELL for about 3 days.

Posted on Jun 7, 2005, 8:15 AM

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caddy

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know anyone with a box spreader who could use a couple hours work? We demo'd mom's house last summer, and I need to smooth out the lot a bit. Email me and let me know....thanks. oh yeah, I don't get it?? I feel like HELL everyday anyway. I think Richardson IS hell

Posted on Jun 7, 2005, 9:37 AM

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Re: caddy

by Gyno Colleges

I have a BOX Spreader

Posted on Jun 7, 2005, 9:49 AM

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gyno

by jeffro

can you pile up dirt and plow with it? I mean, plow more than one furrow at a time? a hoe won't work. It's kinda rough, but the grounds tight, and it's a big lot.

Posted on Jun 7, 2005, 9:56 AM

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your tool

by Coy Tusser

A box spreader huh ??????????? Well, I have a "Beaver Cleaver" that comes in handy. But it only works in conjunction with a ho. In fact anytime a ho is anywhere close, the "Beaver Cleaver" rises to the task in hand. However, repeated use under extreme conditions can PREMATURELY cause stress fractures in the shaft. In that case a whole trailer load of ho's wont help at all. You'll have to resort to a "Trench Fickler"....a real bad ass, spreading a wide swath thru any patch needing trimmming. However, it's advise to keep
the Fickler properly lubricated as well. If it fails during the task, it's far to heavy pull out buy hand.

Posted on Jun 7, 2005, 11:31 AM

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gyno

by jeffro

coy is answering your mail again. he needs a triple shot of ham and eggs, followed by a major dose of REDEYE !!

Posted on Jun 7, 2005, 2:49 PM

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Memories

by Miller

Geez Jeff:

That reminds me of Memorial Jr. High, where I think we first started using the ol "Red Eye" phrasing. Which reminds me of Nag, Dan & Dave Web, Fitz, Billy, Nugent, Quiz, Muncy, Boring,....crap, this can go on forever.....and everyone else I didn't mention. Great friends forever, even though we don't hang like we use to.

I think the friendships, in numbers, we've made from elementry, jr. & sr.& Sr. High, and even college, are pretty unique compared to todays kids. Do you think that our kids have the friendships, again in numbers, that we had in the 60's and 70's?

Posted on Jun 7, 2005, 11:23 PM

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Brad

by jeffro

Yep..it's all changed now. Too much entertainment is provided for the youth of today. They don't have to go out and make it happen. They just rant till mom and dad goes in debt to get them the things that their "friends" all have. Back when, I remember begging mom for YEARS for a bike. I finally got it, then some dufus from down the road ripped it off my front porch one night. All I got back was the banana sweet (blue metalflake, how cool!). They had stripped and sold the rest. I got no help from the police or mom or bubba. I had to do it all myself and even confronted their dad on it, who told me to get lost. So I called him a MF and ran home. Somewhere along the line, the value systems got distorted. The priorities went to "stuff" instead of friends. Plus the fact that you can't let your kids run free in the streets in search of friendships. The Dahmers and the Kruegers are out there you know. What society doesn't understand is that the predators are cowards and go after the weak individuals we have created. NoOne would have tried that crap with the "redeyes"!! The kids are missing so much, and they don't even know it, and I think we, as the adults, are mostly the blame. What a shame, Mr. Miller. By the way, you have some great kids, and there is a lot of love there. Count your blessings and git on down the road. I'll give you a shot of the redeye anytime you want it!!

Posted on Jun 8, 2005, 10:21 AM

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33 1/3 Reunion and "Jeffro" Bikeathon

by Jerry Lewis

It has recently come to my attention that our very own Jeffro had a traumatic incident in his youth that still haunts him today and if everyone coming to the 33 1/3 will chip in $1 we can replace that bike he lost and if not the whole bike at least a frame and wheels etc. that he can attach to that banana seat that he probably pulls out nightly and thinks about the things that might have been if only he had had that bike longer-
So come and dig deep and lets get him peddlin again

Posted on Jun 8, 2005, 5:10 PM

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Re: 33 1/3 Reunion and "Jeffro" Bikeathon

by The Bike Thief

thats what's wrong with kids today. We take up a collection and buy a new one. LET HIM WALK

Posted on Jun 8, 2005, 8:54 PM

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Re: 33 1/3 Reunion and "Jeffro" Bikeathon

by jo

That's great! He does mumble in his sleep about the banana seat that he fondly calls ROSEBUD!

Posted on Jun 9, 2005, 8:36 AM

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dammit jo

by jeffro the unforgiven

Rosebud was my twin sister who died at birth so I could survive. THUS is my life

Posted on Jun 9, 2005, 1:28 PM

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Not that's funny

by Miller



Posted on Jun 9, 2005, 12:02 AM

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Crud, I can't spell.......NOW, that's funny

by Anonymous



Posted on Jun 9, 2005, 12:03 AM

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Jolly, thanks for building this forum page...

by jeffro

It is keeping all the anonymous sociopathic snipers off the streets and out of the towers, further protecting our children and their bikes. (uh, do kids ride bikes anymore?). Come on you faceless wonders..take your best shot. But don't end up with redeye on your face!! and I'm radioactive....maybe we'll meet at the 33 1/3 informal rerun.

Posted on Jun 9, 2005, 8:38 AM

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Bikeathon

by Not really Jerry Lewis

If you are interested in who posted this I can give you a clue/ This goes back to Memorial days---cheesecake

Posted on Jun 9, 2005, 9:08 AM

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Re: Bikeathon

by jeffro

If you're interested in who posted this, it goes back to Memorial days...REDEYE !!

Posted on Jun 9, 2005, 11:11 AM

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Re: Memories

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... and getting the Ground Round at the Steak House in the Ridgewood Shopping Center on Game Days at Memorial.

Posted on Jun 8, 2005, 1:31 PM

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Re: Memories

by Dick Gazinya

Jeffro,
Schlomo mentioned to me that he had left a bag of seeds in the loft of the garage at your mom's house many years ago. Did you ever find them? He thinks that maybe Boyd might know of there exact location. He thinks that if they were planted the crop would be a potent yeild. If you find them let me know and I will tell Schlomo when I see him in July.
Thanks
Dick Gazinya

Posted on Jun 9, 2005, 1:45 PM

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aint you been listenin ???

by Coy Tuss

Jeffro knocked the house down, wants a box spreader to smooze over the mess. He may need a "bush-whacker" or a "Trench fickler" to move the thickest patches. Also the was some talk of a big ho not being enuff. Never enuff ho's if you ask me...but it's his lot anyway. But usually, the more weeds you have.......the ho's you're gonna have/need.

Posted on Jun 9, 2005, 2:07 PM

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Re: aint you been listenin ???

by Toledo Windowbox

Watch that lot... maybe the seeds got "planted" when the house was demolished.

Posted on Jun 9, 2005, 3:46 PM

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Re: aint you been listenin ???

by The Tractor Guy

The D-9 doesn't stop for dimples. It just pushes out the way and halls butt.

Posted on Jun 11, 2005, 12:12 AM

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33 1/3 Reunion

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Hello out there....

Is there any TRUTH to the possibility of such a reunion? I would really like to know before I hit the trail from Michigan to Texas...

Not that Michigan has so much that I would miss... just, if freinds are gathering I'd love to see some "friendly" faces. So, if the 33 1/3 Reunion is real, I would like some "real" information so I can make plans.

Thanks, ya'll

Susan (Gipson) Minter

Posted on Jun 1, 2005, 8:28 PM

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Hello Susan!

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I have also wondered about the 33 1/2 year get together. It's not that far for me to come but none the less, it would hardly be worth the trip if no one comes.

Take care Susan and let me know if you get any news.

Posted on Jun 1, 2005, 10:40 PM

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HEY SUSAN and VICKI

by North

Well from the talk that is around here, there is supposed to be a large turn out. But who can guess what a large turn out might be. Would love to see ya'll both come in. It will be a fun time.
Bob

Posted on Jun 1, 2005, 10:52 PM

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Hi Bob!!

by Vicki

Now that was fast! Well if Susan can come all the way from Michigan, than I can probably find my way from Oklahoma!! However, I am known as "No-Show Vicki", so I guess time will tell!! Ha Ha!!!

Thanks for taking the time to inform us Bob!

Bye for now...

Posted on Jun 1, 2005, 10:59 PM

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Howdy ya'll

by Susan

Hi Vicki and Bob

It would be great to see everyone again. My brother warms a seat there every weekend anyway. The trip would give me a chance to see him as well as friends from the past... now, it's just a matter of finding that dad-gum road where I took the wrong turn....

It's a definite in my plans!

Hope ya'll are doing well..

:)

Posted on Jun 2, 2005, 4:30 AM

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Good morning Susan...

by Vicki

Wow!!! You keep really late hours!!! My days and nights are quite messed up right now too. I have been traveling up the coast for most of May. Some days I would travel for many hours and then play on some beach for a couple of days before leaving again. I intended to go all the way through the New England states before returning home but the weather started turning nasty while I was on Virginia Beach and according to the weather reports, rain and storms were right in front of me all the way up the coast so I decided to return home. I must admit, I was getting quite homesick and it's nice to be home! Anyway, if nothing changes for either of us, I look forward to seeing you again!

Posted on Jun 2, 2005, 10:27 AM

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Hours

by Susan

Hey Vicki...

I don't really stay up late... I wake up at 3:00 a.m. every morning for work. It's an hour driver in and an hour drive back... Most days I work 12 to 16 hours a day. That would be awesome if I got over-time for it... but I'm salaried! UGH!

I totally relate to the weather thing! I miss the gorgeous clear blue skies in Texas... some day.... sometime down the road, I feel I'll be moving back. Just not anytime soon. (Unless a great job offer comes through, then I'd go in a heart-beat!)

Looking forward to seeing you soon.

Susan



Posted on Jun 2, 2005, 9:10 PM

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Hi Susan....

by Vicki

Oh my goodness!!! 3:00AM, I'd be in a coma for my first few hours at work!!! I hope you do get to move home in the near future. It does take money to make a living but money is not as important as happiness and being with those whom we love. It will be so nice to see you again!!!

Posted on Jun 2, 2005, 9:58 PM

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Brother???

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Susan,
Is this the same brother that worked at the Ridgewood?

Posted on Jun 2, 2005, 10:39 AM

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Hello!!

by Anonymous

Yes it is...

:)

Posted on Jun 2, 2005, 9:10 PM

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Ooops

by Susan

Forgot to put my name in the field... HA!

Yes, Randy is my brother

Posted on Jun 2, 2005, 9:11 PM

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Ooops Redux

by Joe hall

How's he doing? I have not talked to him since you guys lived at the Foursquare and he was back from the army.

Posted on Jun 3, 2005, 2:23 PM

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Randy

by Anonymous

Hey Joe -

Randy is doing great! He still lives in Garland and goes to the Elks Lodge every weekend. He helps run the the different functions up there... takes pictures etc.

He's even created a web site for the Elks Lodge and there are some pictures there of him. You might not recognize him now however... a little heavier, gray beard... but he still has blonde hair.

Stop in and say hello to him sometime... old friends are always a great welcome to see again.

Take care!
Susan

Posted on Jun 3, 2005, 7:14 PM

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It Could Be

by rb

Another year and a half, or more, before we are able to officially re-unite, so I suggest you gals quit thinking and start acting! I get first hug!

Posted on Jun 2, 2005, 8:40 AM

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You got it!!

by Susan

I'll be looking for you!

:)

Posted on Jun 2, 2005, 9:13 PM

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Reunion

by Miller

Hey guys:

I'd love to make this one. Been pretty much absent from the other gatherings, nothing intentional, just busy you know. I'll be out-of-town, and you guys have a great time.

Brad

Posted on Jun 7, 2005, 11:25 PM

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Ripped this off

by Dick Gazinya

In The Year 2029...

* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the
American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known
as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions
in the seventh largest country in the world,
Mexifornia formally known as California.

* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United
States crops and livestock.

* Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.

* Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual
marriage.


* Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will
take at least 10 more years before radioactivity
decreases to safe levels.

* France pleads for global help after being over taken
by Jamaica.

* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now
be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has
banned all smoking.

* George Z. Bush says he will run for President in
2036.

* Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to
$17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

* 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is
the key to weight loss.

* Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

* Japanese scientists have created a camera with such
a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman
with her mouth shut.

* Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

* Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates
their civil rights.

* Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven
inches.

* New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers
must be registered by January 2036.

* Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly
illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.


* IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.


* Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a
voting machine.







Posted on Jun 1, 2005, 3:29 PM

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Ricky did you find us?

by North

Ricky, Good to see you yesterday. Hope you found us on this thing. Try to keep Wilson straight.

Posted on May 31, 2005, 1:03 AM

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N/A

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Yes I did thanks Bob see ya Ricky Neal

Posted on May 31, 2005, 2:22 PM

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just wonderin....

by C. Allis

How come therz all this tawk bout reunion....havin reunions to celebrate the other reunion.....Aint we goin bout it all wrong ways ?? Why dont we just stay together..........yeah that's right...........frum now on....and just keep reliving the danged ole graduation. whut yall thank.

Posted on May 24, 2005, 6:42 PM

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Re: just wonderin....

by Spooky

Damn you are scaring me to death and I ain't scared of nothing. Don't you think we got enough of each other then. What the hell makes you think we want to be together all the time again.

Posted on May 24, 2005, 10:33 PM

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Re: just.......

by Mike the Puke

You two are "just wonderin'" way to much. Go back to the tree out by the back porch and go back to sleep.

But first you can KISS MY A$$!

Posted on May 25, 2005, 3:44 PM

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the wonder drug

by C. Allis

i can have a 4 hour erection, without accelerated blood pressure,hives,pink eye,oily discharge, common diahrea,chaffing skin, etc......but I can never get it up to KISS YOU ASS.

Posted on May 25, 2005, 6:10 PM

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Thought for the day

by RedEye

"Oral Sex can make your Day... Butt Anal Sex can make your Hole Weak !!!"

Posted on May 26, 2005, 5:51 AM

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the hole truth

by R. Ektam

Are you just making another dirty crack ????

Posted on May 26, 2005, 7:37 AM

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33 years later...

by Nag

and not much has changed, huh?

Posted on May 26, 2005, 2:21 PM

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That's Right Steve

by jeffro

Beauty is ageless. Thank you very much. Thank you thank you.

Posted on May 26, 2005, 11:54 PM

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Re: That's Right Steve

by Loy

... And UGLY goes all the way to the bone.

Posted on May 27, 2005, 9:15 AM

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skin deep ????

by M.R. Royd

I'm tired of hearing it.......the beauty skin deep thang. How come I'm getting more skin and not more beauty ???? huh...see yall dont know either !!
All these wrinkles.....we I tried some of that super-sonic multi collossal 4-wheel drive nitroglycerin enhanced viagra just to try to stretch it all out smooth again.
But my "nub" is just too short to help with the wrinkle thang all over...well, maybe just one wrinkle.

Posted on May 27, 2005, 9:51 AM

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Dear Mr. Royd

by Spooky

My girlfriend is very wrinkled on her face, but we figured out if she takes her bra off it pulls all the wrinkles out of her face. Now her face is getting rather long, but thats ok also. The problem is her nipples are down around her knees. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO.

Posted on May 28, 2005, 12:16 AM

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Get Some Support

by Loy

One Saggy Boob said to the other Saggy Boob; "If we don't get some support here, people will start thinking we are nuts"

Posted on May 28, 2005, 11:07 AM

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re: Dear.....

by M.R. Royd

You are so right to consult me on this matter as I have done excessive research in the field on matters just like this. You have a tremendous advantage. You can use those long droopy tits as another set of arms and tie them around you. Thus, leaving her hands free to pay attention to YOU. And if you are really good at your part, she cant throw you off TILL YOU'RE READY. Another advantage is..if you have a 3rd party present, thay can play too and never be in the way !!!!!!! Lastly, you can always overfeed her. Make her gain so much weight that they just lay out on top of her belly so they can stick out like they used to.

Posted on May 28, 2005, 11:29 AM

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Gee!!!

by Mike the Puke

If this babble is the best you people can come up with on a long week end, then sucking the exhust out of your SUV's should become your favorite past time.

Posted on May 31, 2005, 11:44 AM

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re: exhaust sucking

by R. E. Buttal

well then....why dont you suck the exhaust out of MY tailpipe.

Posted on May 31, 2005, 1:09 PM

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Re: exhaust sucking....

by Mike the Puke

Sorry Mr. Buttal,
Your not my type.
However, Your out of beer, so your wife and I had to drink scotch. Now your out of scotch.
M.P.

Posted on Jun 1, 2005, 9:08 AM

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wife >>>>>

by R.E. Buttal

Dear Pukey, for your information. That's not my wife you're with.......It's
your mom. !!!!!! And tell her not to come back without beer !!!!!

Posted on Jun 1, 2005, 1:07 PM

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wife>>>>>

by Mike the Puke

Can't be mom, she lives under the bridge were I-10 and I-12 split in Baton Rouge. Besides she don't drink no beer, only grapefruit juice and vodka.

Wow, do you think this mother could be Flux's mom. I here she can drink mass quanties of beer.

Posted on Jun 1, 2005, 4:54 PM

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Check out these commercials

by

Check out these commercials... they are too funny !!!

www.chicagomusicexchange.com

"Your love is like a salad...
with an extra crouton...
come to me...
I'll pick you up & toss you on my Futon... "

Posted on May 17, 2005, 4:38 PM

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Reuion

by Billy the Kid

I DRUNK it's time to get THINK. Man I lost my Horse. I think I've already started. IT'S PARTY TIME.

Posted on May 11, 2005, 7:28 AM

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re-union

by S.T. Oopid

I'd like to have a reunion with my high school girlfriend out on the pole vault jump pit out in the center of the practice track like we used to do.............but I dont think she likes me anymore. She hasnt called in over 30yrs. I really dont care now if she gets pregnant or not, so I guess I can take this damn rubber off now huh.

Posted on May 12, 2005, 11:58 AM

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Put That F'n Rubber on your Head....

by jeffro

.and inhale. This won't take long. It's better this way. I'm on your side. Don't fail us now

Posted on May 12, 2005, 11:58 PM

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Re: Put That F'n Rubber on your Head....

by

I put a rubber on the phone during phone sex, so I don't get Hearing AIDS !!!

Posted on May 13, 2005, 6:49 PM

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Re: Reuion

by jeffro

It's R*E*U*N*I*O*N, DUDE. NOW Have another...it's on the house. Now just climb that ladder, and it's right up there by the chimley, but wats your step, you mite fall on your crown, royal, dude.

Posted on May 13, 2005, 12:03 AM

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Re: Reuion

by Anon

XXX

Posted on Jun 8, 2005, 5:06 PM

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Top School Listing

by Anonymous

Follow this link to see how our great City of Garland is preparing our kids for the big bad world.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7723397/site/newsweek/

Compared to the nation's high schools, we have the glorious honor of being in the LOWER 25%.

By the way, I was talking to an advisor at the DCCD, he mentioned that students from South Garland hardly ever passed the math portion of their entrance exam. Thus, resulting in after high school remedial classes to catch up on their learning skills.


Posted on May 9, 2005, 5:25 PM

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surprising !!!!

by I.G. Nernt

WOW.........one would think with our rich history of knowing "quarts,pints,ounces,kilos,grams,six pack,12 pack, case, etc"..... there would be no problem with our math skills.

Posted on May 10, 2005, 7:51 AM

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Think again...

by Nag

That's the top 1000 high schools in America. There are 16,239 public high schools in our country. If we're number 762 in the top 1,000, that puts SG in the top five percent of all high schools nationally.

Posted on May 10, 2005, 11:16 AM

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see !!!!

by I.G. Nernt

I dun tole yall we wuz good at rithmatik.

Posted on May 10, 2005, 12:47 PM

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Re: see !!!!

by

See... Nag really wasn't sleeping in Joe Head's algebra II class afterall !!!

Posted on May 10, 2005, 3:38 PM

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Schools

by Anonymous

I see says the blind man. Okay, that makes me feel much better. So, nevermind!

Posted on May 10, 2005, 6:29 PM

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Re: Schools

by jeffro

You must be living in Richardson now. It's ok

Posted on May 13, 2005, 12:04 AM

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Happy Mothers Day

by North

I hope all you Mothers have a Wonderful Day.

Posted on May 8, 2005, 12:37 PM

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Re: Happy Mothers Day

by jeffro

Happy Mother's day , bob

Posted on May 8, 2005, 2:02 PM

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the mothers

by Peter Pullen

The mothers on this board dont deserve no dang good day. In fact they aint even good mothers !!!! See, it done got so crazy...so much crap built up in here that it crumbled under the weight of it all. Caint come in here no more cause it's under maintenance...........gotta repair the place again. Oh yeah, whut bout the one..."cant find page" deal...that's a goody. Whut if you went over cross the street to play with your friend and his mommy said....cant come in, cant find, etc etc...you'd go home cryin your ass off in disappointment wouldn't ya. Now back to the mothers !!! If they loved us so much...why aint we still nursing ????? My head hurts.

Posted on May 9, 2005, 1:10 PM

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Once in a Blue Moon is also----

by Kevin K

Playing at Orileys saturday May 21. Bring everyone you have ever known.
KK

Posted on May 5, 2005, 4:35 PM

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Re: Once in a Blue Moon

by Mike the Puke

I think I will leave the safty of my abode under the overpass at North Central Expway and Coit Rd for this one.

Posted on May 5, 2005, 4:59 PM

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Re: Once in a Blue Moon is also----

by Sperl Damphanker

Well.....who else is gonna be there?

I might come if I thought somebody interesting and cool...like say that FluxVoovoo fella was gonna be there.

Posted on May 7, 2005, 11:39 AM

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Once in a Blue Moon at the Gelk June 18

by Jolly Roger

Our Once in a Blue Moon band will be playing at the Gelk (Garland Elk's Lodge) on Saturday night June 18th. Tell all the SGHS '72 alumni you know. We are making this an informal "Thirty Three and a Third" SG '72 reunion that night. The Gelk is located at Centerville and Duck Creek (First street turns into Duck Creek at Centerville) behind the car dealership. Come early and cook out on one of the grills. Bring your drums and percussion for a drum jam by the creek. The Gelk has a full bar. Let's show the Gelk how SG '72 parties!

Posted on May 4, 2005, 11:54 AM

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I dont...

by A.H. Carumba

I dont want to work................
I just want to bang on this drum all day.........

Posted on May 5, 2005, 7:45 AM

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june 18th...

by

is that just for 1972 or can some of us older ones (1971) come over, too??

Posted on May 9, 2005, 8:57 PM

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Bring everybody

by Jolly Roger

All are welcome. Make this the biggest party the Elk's Lodge has ever seen.

Posted on May 10, 2005, 12:19 PM

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forwarded this to ...

by

the ' 71 class
most live far off ,
will try to make...
can we bring the children ?


Posted on May 10, 2005, 6:53 PM

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Playground, camping places

by Jolly Roger

Bring the kids. There is a giant playground for kids next to the gas grills. There is a big area between the buildings and the creek for drum jams, picnics, camping. I think there are camping hookups, might have to contact the Elks.

Posted on May 12, 2005, 4:10 PM

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thks

by

thank you , jolly roger, for the info.. hope to see ya'll there..

Posted on May 12, 2005, 6:20 PM

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Re: Playground, camping places

by jeffro

And It's only one block from Jolly Roger's house!! Ya'll come and get more excited! I won't be there , and that makes it EVEN BETTER!! Think about it! I can't anymore, cause it's still a dump, just like it was in '72. wooooohoooooo!!!!!!

Posted on May 12, 2005, 11:49 PM

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Dang it, I forgot AGAIN!!!

by jeffro

L*O*V*E*Y*A

Posted on May 12, 2005, 11:53 PM

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Dazed and Confused

by Mike the Puke

BigL,
If you woke up in the woods, hungover, violated and hurting; would you tell anyone what had happened to you?

Posted on May 3, 2005, 7:50 AM

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DANG RIGHT I'D TELL

by BIGL

And there would be a few embellishments too.......big tales ALL TRUE. the "WOODS " will be hard to explain...all the rest is believable. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted on May 3, 2005, 5:18 PM

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Notes on Schlomo

by Dick Gazinya

I just received a letter from Schlomo, who is in Argentina building a golf course. Many of you may remember when he sold his condo on Mustang Island to the “Corn King” of South Texas. Well Schlomo’s hearing is about like Jeffro sex life with the Big L, not so good. The guy was really the “Porn King” of South Texas. This so upset Schlomo, that he just kinda dropped out when he discovered what this guy did for a living. His family has always been somewhat naïve about the ways of the world.

His cousin’s family had move to Argentina from Germany after WWII and started a Peacock Bass fishing resort with some funds that they had acquired thru the sell of some art work his uncle had picked up just before the move.

Anyway, Schlomo took his money and bought some land next to his cousin’s land and thought that a golf course would be a fun thing to own. The thought is to fish in the morning and play golf in the afternoon.

Apparently this place is so remote that phones and email still have not become popular. He said that he will mail me as often as he can, but even the mail service is slow.

Anyway, he sends everyone his love, and as soon as the golf course is finished he will send up resort cost, green fees and fishing fees. He hopes that his classmates at SGH will come down for the grand opening. He thinks that this may happen in the fall of 2008.

If any one needs to touch base with him, just leave a note on the forum and I will forward it as soon as I can.

Best Wishes
Dick Gazinya
Dick’s Half Way Inn
Cut and Shoot




Posted on Apr 27, 2005, 1:25 PM

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My friend too

by M.R. Royd

This reminds me of my ole friend Harry Ballsinall. He was really into cockfighting. Had the champion winning cock in his county. It wasnt the biggest, but that thang could twirl its head around and spit venom 40 feet on dead aim. Well that cock had to be put to sleep it got so mean. Actually, it got real sick and died from dehydration. Old man Ballsinall lost his arena and had to move way off and hide from all the embarrassment. All was not lost however; he met a guy that had just moved from Germany, Von Hinelick Manoower. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted on Apr 27, 2005, 6:51 PM

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BIG L

by jeffro

I was wrong about the SLURPIN'!! It's a LOT worse now! Please accept my apologies. I guess eventually we ALL turn around and see what we left in the bowl. It seems inevitable that we must all reach for the flush handle to begin, ONCE again that clockwise circulation. My first words as a small child were "where'd it go mommy?" Now god, he's got the handle, and the drain it won't stop flowin', no way to slow down...no way to slow down. Viva La AquaPlunge!! Osmosis amoebas!! Off veedersane mine abdominal hairn!! Fade to black and if that don't work, PAINT IT BLACK! I see a red hoer, and she's buying a stairway to heaven. I hit cruise control and rubbed my eyes, now I'm free fallin'. bad boys, watcha gonna do when they come for you? Slime keeps on drippin' into the future!! THEY HAVE NO QUARTER, IMA TELLIN' U!! DIE, ANON-O-MOUSE, DIE.......AHHHHHH!!!! I HELD THAT ONE IN WAY TOO LONG. You're lookin' a bit flushed, my friend. cigars?cigarettes?tiparillos? Have another HIT..of fresh air.....welcome to erf. this butt's for you, from the land of sky blue waters. Don't fall on your staff, articulate or disintegrate. breakfast for three hundred thousand! what a world, what a world..you and those damn ruby slippers. day tripper....yeah. I wanna hold your hams. everyone's doin'it, doin'it: puttin' it in their mouf and chewin' it, chewin'it. they think it's candy but it's not, it's a hot snot sundae with a booger on top! They call him lucifer, and he's in need of some restraint. have some sympathy for the devil. His mama worries about him, too. Smoke my white owl. Then take a walk on the wild side, Aristotle Onacid. Ham and eggs for three hundred thousand, give her take!! Pressed ham, at that. How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat??!!! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!! RAISE THE FLAG AND COME HUNGRY, pancho!! this is the end...

Posted on Apr 22, 2005, 1:09 AM

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That's....

by Willie

some good bud.

Posted on Apr 22, 2005, 9:54 AM

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RE: SLURPIN..............

by BIGL

Jeffro, I smell what you're steppin in !!!! That's one of the best regurgitations of random non-thought brain activity I have ever had the pleasure of trying to interpret. Incredibly entertaining and I can read it over and over again until I go crazy if I want. I want us to start a trend and stick with it so that it's actually a .... TREND !!! Perverting the words to a shitty song or phrase and making it actually enjoyable to repeat is a lofty goal of mine also. My new best friend, Al Yankodick, is the best at it yet. It's weird times, Headlines used to be about Michael Jackson....they still are, but they now say "Michael Jacks Son". Sick stuff going on...but there is humor in it all. By the way, I've changed my mind.....slurpin is ok......it's the loud sloshing sounds just before the screaming starts that make me puke. I cant help it...I like big butts and I can not lie !!!!! Like my old friend Orange Julius used to say..." COLASSUS ERECTUS COITUS INTERUPTUS"

Posted on Apr 22, 2005, 12:08 PM

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Life been very, berry good to ME

by jeffro

AHHHHHHSOOOOOO, ASSCHOMPER. IT IS A WISE STUDENT THAT USE PREPARATION A THROUGH Z, JUST TO COVER HIS BUTTOX. YOU WILL HAVE ACHIEVED PERFECTION IN LIFE, WHEN AND ONLY WHEN YOU LEAVE NO MARK UPON THE PAPER. SAY CHEEEEEZE, THEN TRY TO SMILE. IT VERY HARD NOW.....I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING: I HAVE TRANSPLANTED ALL EAR HAIR TO NOSE, FOR BETTER MOJO FILTER. FEEL MUCH BETTA NOW. NOW, HOW MUCH FOR THAT GORILLA IN THE WINDOW? I GROW TIRED OF MY ELEPHANT TRUNK. HAND BAG MUCH BETTA. YOU CAN'T TOUCH DISS

Posted on Apr 22, 2005, 1:43 PM

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Re: All the crap above

by Mike the Puke

Ya Know I'll try to jump into some of these post with both feet and no shoes, and I really did think about what to respond with, in kind.

But then it dawned on me that to interject some truly meaningful dialog on this stream would be like confessing to the preacher that you had carnal knowldge of your best friends German Shepard. Ya just really need to let that one slide.

So I will.

BigL and Jeffro, You win!?

Mike the Humbled Puke

P.S. Both of you can still kiss my A$$$

Posted on Apr 22, 2005, 7:27 PM

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win or lose

by jeffro

what's it gonna be, mike?

Posted on Apr 23, 2005, 5:46 AM

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ASS KISS

by BIGL

TO MY DEAREST MIKE (the Puke), I have admired your ass for years. Yes I finally can admit it....I'm out of the closet now.....not my closet but yours....I was gonna sneak up on your ass and kiss it once. But when I got close enuff to do it, you opened your eyes just in time for me to realize I was about to kiss you on the mouth instead..and that would have made Jeffro jealous.....just cant do that....maybe you can be Cheerleader's boyfriend.
She wont gimme no mo.

Posted on Apr 23, 2005, 8:23 AM

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Re: A$$ Kiss

by Mike the Puke

CYOA

Posted on Apr 23, 2005, 9:52 AM

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I'm So confused

by North

After reading all that crap, I can't find the front door. How the HELL are you guys doing?

Posted on Apr 26, 2005, 12:23 AM

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WE ARE TOO

by BIGL

Confused....and there aint no doors...........once you're here, you're stuck here. Like that room in the movie "Saw". Gotta cut somethin off to get out. This forum is "cyber jail". You may be silent at times but you have etched your presence on these pages now and forever. Tuff shit aint it !!! You may want to dip in and out like you did with your 1st girlfriend; but you aint leavin !!!! The srs of '72 still aint got no learnin. We are all here,just blindfolded and cant touch........and folks still actually try to F*#k on this forum. I just want to go home now..................my head hurts.

Posted on Apr 26, 2005, 7:45 AM

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Re: We Are Too.....

by Joe Hall

Just like Hell, It's free to get in.....
You Pay to get out!

Posted on Apr 26, 2005, 2:34 PM

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Re: We Are Too.....

by Nag

I thought that was Joe Head's algebra II class...

Posted on Apr 26, 2005, 4:04 PM

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Besides....

by Nag

Jeffro started all of this crap. Make HIM explain it. He is, after all, our COLONEL. And he loves the smell of napalm in the morning..... it smells just like... kootch.

Posted on Apr 26, 2005, 4:06 PM

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napalm ????

by M.R. Royd

will that stuff kill krotch crickets ???????

Posted on Apr 26, 2005, 5:13 PM

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Re: napalm ????

by Nag

make em' wish they were dead!

Posted on Apr 26, 2005, 10:22 PM

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nevermind then

by M.R. Royd

I thunk Na Palm was short for Naomi...you kmow...Rosie's twin sister......mirror images of each other. But I guess that explains it all. Rosie got tired and quit.........when Na took over thangs kinda died down.

Posted on Apr 27, 2005, 7:21 AM

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Re: nevermind then

by Ima Wanker

I usually gain a few strokes switching from Rosie to Na Palm.

Posted on Apr 27, 2005, 10:34 AM

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All The Crap Above (I'M CONFUSED!)

by jeffro

YOU ALL LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF CROWS SITTING ON A SPLIT RAIL FENCE IN HILLBILLY LA LA LAND....IT JUST LOOKS LIKE NOTHIN'S THERE. IT'S SOLID ! ROCK ON

Posted on May 2, 2005, 9:30 AM

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RE: CONFUSED

by BIGL

then go back up to the top and start more crap.

Posted on May 2, 2005, 3:55 PM

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MY CHEERLEADER

by FOR-NEVER MAN

I'm so sorry my love...that I couldnt Rise to the occasion as often as you would have liked this last weekend. I'm feeling good but I'm getting kinda old
like you. Come to think of it...you aint no spring chicken no more either !!!!!! in fact, my failure to perform........may in fact be all your fault after all. I spent all my money on gas to get there and I was worried about how I was gonna get home. And the pills I was taking to help with my "disfunction" didnt work because I have oily discharge and high blood pressure and I have dizzy spells just before sex. I hope you will forgive me and invite me back for another visit to the Stabbin'Cabin. I just refilled my prescription, so I'm ready baby. I'm gonna spread you like cheese whiz on a cracker !!!!

Posted on Apr 18, 2005, 6:46 PM

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My Disfunctional Lover

by Cheerleader

Get you some of Mark Martin's Viagra. He stays ready all day. He is hard as a rock and can handle this bottomless pit. You have one last chance.

Posted on Apr 18, 2005, 11:46 PM

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MY HOT CREAMY CHEERLEADER

by FOR-NEVER MAN

yeah baby..that's it.....talk to me like I'm your sweaty mandingo pumping machine. I'm reloading as I write this. The doctor said I had to stay away from all other humans til this scab cleared up and the hair grew back. But I cant wait that long to give you my oozing rash. You deserve it. I've grown to kinda like the way the arthritis has bent your toes all sideways. And even thoUGH your boobies hang to the floor now, I can wrap them around me like another set of arms. One last thang baby.......leave your makeup on.

Posted on Apr 19, 2005, 8:07 AM

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Re: MY CHEERLEADER

by Hilario Spoogepipe

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......
oily?......................
excretia?....................
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......

soak it in coal oil.
then pack your drawers with kitty litter......that oughta clear ya right up.
Then go down to William's and get that thing embalmed....that'll get ya a couple more years service.

Posted on Apr 18, 2005, 11:57 PM

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Re: MY CHEERLEADER

by Anonymous

WDAOYKMWMFHA?

Posted on Apr 20, 2005, 12:12 PM

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Re: MY CHEERLEADER

by eyeder


Redeye !!!

Posted on Apr 20, 2005, 1:11 PM

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Beef Jerky, Hot Little Baby

by Subaru Brat

> > >You HAVE to listen to this clip!!! BUT READ THIS FIRST:
> > >
> > >An operations manager for Jack in the Box out here in Dallas was late
> > >for a meeting and called his boss to tell him he was running late. As
> > >he was leaving the voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and
> > >went on to provide "play by play" of the incident. This is the actual
> > >voice mail message. It was forwarded so many times within Jack in the
> > >Box, it crashed their voice mail server. This has to be one of the
> > >funniest things that I have heard in a while. Enjoy..
> > >
> > >http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3


Posted on Apr 18, 2005, 9:09 AM

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Thanks

by Librarylady

That was the best laugh I've had for a while. I can just picture the "grandmothers" doing it.

Posted on Apr 18, 2005, 6:44 PM

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Good Laugh

by Mustang Sally

When I first heard this I actually thought it sounded like Miller Genuine Draft. He has a great laugh like that.

Posted on Apr 21, 2005, 8:01 AM

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run em title for title?

by Ford Mustang

hot little baby down on Dalrock road.....

Posted on Apr 19, 2005, 12:07 AM

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"Race you for Pink Slips"

by Mustang Sally

Who was wearing "Pink Slips" way back then anyway?

Posted on Apr 21, 2005, 7:59 AM

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Untitled

by The Green Painter

Beer, Whiskey, Pot & Glue...
We're the Seniors of '72

Posted on Apr 17, 2005, 7:36 AM

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Re: Untitled

by The Untouched Painter

We're OLD and GREY and SMELL BAD TOO
WE'RE THE CLASS OF 72
KICK THERE ASS SOUTH

Posted on Apr 17, 2005, 2:26 PM

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Re: Untitled

by Hilario Spoogepipe

Can't find my Polident......
Now I can't chew.
What is a class of 72?

Posted on Apr 18, 2005, 3:44 AM

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My favorite cheerleader

by Forever Man

I love you and I cant wait until next weekend. IAFMILWY.

Posted on Apr 10, 2005, 12:46 PM

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Re: My favorite cheerleader

by Your favorite cheerleader

And IAFMILWY too. Always and forever

Posted on Apr 11, 2005, 9:20 PM

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Re: My favorite cheerleader

by Ramitda Inn

WDYBJGAR

Posted on Apr 16, 2005, 8:50 AM

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Re: My favorite cheerleader

by Mike the Puke

YCDBSOYA

Posted on Apr 16, 2005, 10:13 AM

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Re: My favorite cheerleader

by jb

UPYURASSHAHA

Posted on Apr 16, 2005, 12:44 PM

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Re: My favorite cheerleader

by Inibrio Spap

REMMAHWALCAHTIWTITIHDNAELDOOPADNIFOG


Posted on Apr 18, 2005, 4:00 AM

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Re: My favorite cheerleader

by Anonymous

NO ANTI-POODLE PLEASE

Posted on Apr 18, 2005, 3:31 PM

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Re: My favorite cheerleader

by inibrio spap

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Posted on Apr 19, 2005, 12:03 AM

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I ripped this off....

by Dick Gazinya

from someone else but it kinda makes sense.
Dick Gazinya
Owner "Dick's Half Way Inn"
Cut and Shoot




TRY THIS IN MEXICO:

- Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense.


- Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

-Procreate abundantly.

- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand, pal."

- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world... Except right here... Land of the naive.

If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico

Posted on Apr 1, 2005, 9:18 AM

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ME NO ARBLAR ESPICHY

by BIGL

Joe, I smell what you're steppin' in pal. My son is doing his student teaching now. One of his assignments last semister was to teach a nite class for the parents of his mexican persuaded students. All of this at the monitary expense of all Texas and other federal gimme-gimme programs. MOst of the kids finally open up and use their well spoken english but resist as long as they can.........usually they will slip up while they're ordering their free lunch. The real kicker is, the student teachers are all fluent in spanish and made the effort to learn it by PAYING FOR IT, in order to later teach others english FOR FREEEEEEEEE !!!! And to top it all off. In approx
4 weeks (1-2 nites weekly), the class shrunk to zeeeee-rooooow. And only bout 20% of the eligible parents came anyway. No intent whatsoever to invest any effort. Why should they ???????? Viva la raza....DONT YA LOVE IT !!!!!

Posted on Apr 1, 2005, 1:10 PM

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have yall seen Dick ???

by Mrs. Gazinya

Dick.... my beloved Dick,You're never home anymore. You're out more than you're in. Always flopping from place to place. Be firm honey.....I'm fixing to have to change the name of this place TO "Dick's Always Out". We have no customers and all the help is leaving. Everybody always asking " where's that Dick of yours??" Our son "Little Dick" wants his Daddy home. By the way, Micheal Jackson just made a reservation. Hurry honey !!!!

Posted on Apr 7, 2005, 8:25 AM

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Re: have yall seen Dick????

by Mr. Gazinya??!

Gee, I thought that you would have realized that the Elvis impersonator's ceremony was not legal in the State of Texas,
That I have been firing blanks since being kicked in the gorgonzoles by Schlomo's older sister after teaching Phobea how to ....,
that the orifice used would not provide an appropriate avenue for conception
and that the man made vulcanized sheathing would not allow the male fertilization componet to pass.

If you had a "Little Dickie" after all of this you should have named him after a major Bible hero.

But then you tried to contact me through this fourm, so I must have really f*@&ed your brains out.

The Real Dick Gazinya



P.S.
Since you left, Biz at "Dick's Half-Way Inn" has never been better!

Posted on Apr 8, 2005, 10:40 AM

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aint got no.....

by Mrs Gazinya

That's the point...or one of them...I aint got no brains and that's how you "got to" me. So may Little Dicky" aint yours after all. Maybe one of your cooks gave me a lesson on the finer culinary tricks to preparing BEEF TENDERLOIN.............although you may be the master of Boneless cuisine. I had to hire 2 of your friends to come over and check my plumbing, Ben Dover and C. Howett Fields. Did a great job honey, you'd be jealous. I still miss you babe..oops,gotta go, needed in the kitchen again !!!!!!

Posted on Apr 8, 2005, 6:51 PM

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To the Faux Ms Gazinya....

by Mike the Puke

Would you please put down the turkey baister.
It smells like fish now.

Posted on Apr 9, 2005, 11:32 AM

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somebody's jealous !!!

by Jack M. Hoff

I want a room for this weekend at Dick's "Half-way Inn" Is there an extra charge for "womb service" ??????

Posted on Apr 9, 2005, 1:58 PM

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Troy Nunnery

by Kevin

I received an e-mail that Troy Nunnery passed away yesterday. My prayers go out to Tina and all the family.
Kevin



Posted on Mar 31, 2005, 6:08 PM

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Troy

by Dennis Granger

Troy was a hell of a guy--He and I had some interesting times back when--throw Merrett and Morris and a few others into the mix and it was interesting to say the least. I wish his family my sympathy--

Posted on Apr 1, 2005, 5:10 PM

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Schlomo....

by Mike the Puke

Are you in Garland? I thought I saw you pigging chips and salsa.

Posted on Mar 28, 2005, 10:29 PM

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