| Group | Privileges | Application Procedures |
| Aloof and Arrogant | Revise | Not accepting applications at this time |
| Animal House Member | Revise | Requires approval by Group Owner and validated email |
| Animal House Member. | Edit/Delete | Not accepting applications at this time |
| Animal House Resident Neanderthal | Revise | Not accepting applications at this time |
| Drunken Preacher with a Gay Mustache | Post HTML | Not accepting applications at this time |
| Official Animal House Chubby Chaser | Revise | Not accepting applications at this time |
| Official Animal House Liberal | Revise | Not accepting applications at this time |
| Official Animal House Moderator | Revise | Not accepting applications at this time |
| Previous Fat Bastard Now Official AH Stud, I Mean Dud! | Revise | Not accepting applications at this time |
| Self Anointed Lone Politically Astute Member | Revise | Not accepting applications at this time |
| Swedish Meatball | Revise | Not accepting applications at this time |