can u guys teach me to play your music

hi dudes!im from indonesia n one of da biggest fans ND,in here all my friends always request me to played ur songs cuz they know that im so maniac of ur music.But i always get problems,beside i cant get a good musicians to play ur music n all dafuckin people always do hate me,cuz they think im not good enough to play it-but in fact i can play it more good from barney(Ha..ha...ha.. im joking guys!!!!)i always dreamin that u guys want to make a great concert in indonesia cuz i want to tell da whole indonesia that u guys r da best bands of metal