JOINING NAPALM DEATH

I HAVE NOTICED THAT ND HAS HAD MANY BAND MEMBERS IN THE PAST. I FOUND THAT AFTER 3 MONTHS OF PLAYING MY GUITAR, I CAN PLAY ALL OF YOUR SONGS WELL.

I WAS WONDERING IF THERE WAS SOME KIND OF APPLICATION I COULD FILL OUT TO BECOME A MEMBER OF YOUR BAND

YOU GUYS ARE OBLIGATED TO LET ME IN BECAUSE IN 1992, WHEN YOU CAME THROUGH SOUIX FALLS, YOUR DRUMMER AT THE TIME KNOCKED MY MOTHER UP. YOU GUYS OWE ME.